#and if im not perfect

[queenoftheantz]

Sudoku on the train home

He is like. Really good at it.

#pokemon #art #animation #sirfetch'd #sl #im weirdly proud of that BG tbh #im trying to get a finished look on animations in my own style just to see what i can do #not perfect but im working on it

[nat-20s]

Donna's little plushie collection at work appreciation post

#haha ihave the same anteater plushie!!! #she's so fucking perfect im in love with her #donna noble #doctor who

[phantomrose96]

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood #fma:b #literally anything about the dynamic between edward and the amestrian government is so so so funny to me #im begging you to come pick up your alchemist he keeps committing treason #Roy: absolute perfect ass-kisser and career-man playing the part 24/7 to disguise his treasonous ambitions and still #not flying under the radar #Edward on his public Twitter: bored. might tear down the Amestrian government for fun.

[eternallovers65]

Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run

#tell me im wrong you can't!!!! #also i refuse to have any slander against both ryan and fred they are incredible and i love them both very much #they are perfect for both roles #barbie 2023 #ryan gosling #fred prinze jr #scooby doo 2002

[mwagneto]

the companion will go oh god doctor who is that?? and the doctor will get all serious and somber and say listen. he's the most evil creature in the universe. he's the worst enemy i've ever faced. he's horrible and unpredictable and you can never ever let your guard down. and then the villain will walk into the room like this

#PLEASE IM LOSING MY MIND S3 FINALE I CAN'T DECIDE AND THEN THIS BACK TO BACK IS TAKING ME OUT #it was literally the perfect place to be in for my rewatch these are great episodes to follow each other #im at the part where nph busts in with confetti but i had to pause immediately coz i was laughing so hard😭 #this isn't me mocking drag queens or the villains or whatever this is me saying im obsessed with campy evil rtd guys. by the way #doctor who #dw lb #14th doctor #the giggle #the toymaker #10th doctor #tensimm

[spiralling-spires]

Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #gerry keay #jon sims #elias bouchard #on an unrelated note #i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears #the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote #plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!’ is so eye coded #not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything #(this is exactly what im saying) #the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’ #not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff

[prettyysavagee]

Let me be your fantasy 🥀

#curvy and cute #hot as fuck #let’s talk #cute #sexy content #sexy pose #sexy tease #so hot and sexy #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #18+ content #just girly things #thick and juicy #thick babe #thickwomen #trending #touch me #sexy titts #big bootie #natural titts #big tiddy committee #big tiddy baby #huge titts #perfect breast #lets chat #lets play #sexy chick #girls who smoke weed #fine as fuck #im just a girl #hot nude

[sims3melancholic]

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#sims 4 #ts4 #ts4cc #sims 4 cc #sims 4 eyebrows #it was fun to create and im really happy w them #i love this brows SO SO much #especially 99 and 103 #just look at them!! perfection for me #101 is me trying to be creative 😭☠️ #im so happy to see my progress w eyebrows creating bc drawing for me is struggle cause im 0 at this #and 3 years ago i was SO scared even try to create them!!! #oh times #sims 4 brows #sims 4 male eyebrows #sims 4 male brows #sims 4 female eyebrows #sims 4 female brows #ts4mm #sims 4 maxis match #sims 4 maxis cc #sims 4 maxis mix #sims 4 genetics

[machinerot]

#my art #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harrykim #kimharry #or whatever they're called #let this man have happiness or so help me #im a firm believer in harry getting a slow post-recovery glow up alright. it's the least i can do for the guy. #man i was listening to so many banger songs while making this #im still getting back in the flow of painting so most of my stuff is kinda messy still #but i suspect ill find a middle ground between this and my last piece style-wise #gearing up to drawing kim in all his glory too now that ive finished two different side profiles of him. only a matter of time now #also fun little fact. i drew over half of this (~4 ? hours) using just my finger on the trackpad of my laptop lol #sometimes it helps me to just put shapes and colors down. when ive got a pen i get too nitpicky about being perfect/using fancy techniques #sometimes all you need is. finger 🫶 #OH!! i forgot to mention someone spotted it in the tags—yes this is based on that one leyendecker piece!!

[caffeinatedopossum]

For all my fellow ADHD and soft voice-havers when we get interrupted/can't say anything constantly

#bro having conversations is so hard #i swear my voice is literally at the perfect frequency to make it barely audible to anyone without superhuman hearing or smthn #the amount of times no one hears what im trying to say #so i cant interrupt because im not loud enough and i also cant TALK OVER people because overlapping words is #like the perfect recipe for a sensory overload/autistic shutdown

[charlie-boyfriend]

IM SO EXCITED

#pmmm #walpurgisnacht rising #homura akemi #sayaka miki #madoka kaname #puella magi madoka magica #madoka magica #anime #artists on tumblr #charlie art #im so happy guys u have no idea #watched pmmm at a PERFECT time frfrfrfrfr #so happy #what the fuck happened to my girl sayaka tho #i love them #all of them

[raitnrong]

absolutely normal about her 🫠🫠

#gods idk why im so surprised when the vas for horizon so far have been so gooood 😭😭 #but GODS RIKAS VA IS PERFECT ANFKSKFJSJDJ #i swear they animated her reigen-style 👀 iykyk.. #gods i like her voice sooo much 🫠🫠 #rika pokemon #pokemon #pokemon horizons #they didnt need to go this hard to feed us 😭😭😭 #DRAW HER IN GLASSES NEXT GEETA GET HER GLASSES

[applesnail-01]

#fionna and cake #simon petrikov #the winter king #ice prince #brian david gilbert #bdg #im so fucking happy bdg did his voice it was so perfect omfg

[dapper-lil-arts]

💪The Dash grindset 💪Never faulter💪Stay real💪

#pony posting #rainbow dash #mlp gen 4 #mlp #im on a perfect position for fail RD memes #because i don't like her very much in canon lol #my little pony #friendship is magic #meme #fuckin swagless

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

i saw this on a post but I can’t find it sooo

#zukka #zuko x sokka #zukka fanart #atla #atla fanart #this is so perfect for them #like Zuko heard that Sokka was gonna go break his dad out of prison? #dw bbg im coming too #Sokka has a plan that has like a 0.0001% chance of working? #yes ofc I’m on board what do u mean #and he is so real for that

[ourenjiro]

i did not expect to finish (?) this at all, so im left scratching my head because i've already used the hozier lyrics on a fucking sketch. which is my bad, really

i will be the devil in your land of make believe

there. that should do it

#bloodweave #gale/astarion #astarion/gale #ONCE AGAIN tag hell. #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #if anyone's curious those lyrics are from “adultery” by dog fashion disco #anyway FINISHED not perfect im so tired i gotta stop hyperfixating on this piece and just move on yknow