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inkth · 6 years

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boyfriend seokjin

꒰ bts as your boyfriend: soft!series ꒱

summary: food lovers & dad jokes/bad humor couple who always lean on each other for support @ all times and also give with no hesitation and have eating contests to lighten a mood or just bc they can and have the time while helping each other study or inspiration for work, etc.

contact name: heartman ❤️ or jinnie 🍀

eating together is a daily must!!! breakfast, lunch or dinner it doesnt matter you guys have to meet up @ least once to eat together

even on tour he will skype or facetime to say goodnight and if worse comes to worst he’ll send a video of him telling you about his day

or if he’s really tired he knows u just want him to go to bed so he’ll say a quick gn

love oozes from him for you from his eyes and it shoes in the way he searches for new dad jokes 24/7 to share with you

sushi dates for when he comes back (kinda like tradition now)

plus soju

lots of dates to the arcade room where he met you, weird ik

🍛 curry making contests (u guys have had some pretty weird ones like curry w mango; one time there were 3 minutes left on the clock and he wasnt even finished so he had to improvise by making pudding curry.)

it burned. it was bad. let’s not touch on that anymore

says youre his and only his and can never leave or else he’d die from the empty space youd leave behind bc you will always have a piece of his heart

always. possibly even his entire heart forever and ever????

“y/n: serving size - only fit for one person and that person’s name is kim seokjin” - his new senior quote he claims

u make breakfast for him every morning if hes home bc he likes making dinner so you guys have established who makes what

ur emoji for him is 🍀 bc hes your good luck charm *look below

*when you guys first met @ the arcade room he said cockily, “hey u there, u should get that panda plushie for me” bc ngl he was so taken aback by 1. a girl alone playing games @ one am? kinda different and 2. u were just so. beautiful. and u said “im not exactly the best at the crane” and he said “cmon just this once. ill be your lucky charm. i mean come on, look at me!” and he kept wiggling his eyebrows so u shrugged bc sure you admitted hes good looking and he’s funny and adorable so u took his coins, inserted it, and then. u got his panda plushie. bam you were taken then and there: love @ first plushie

YOU GUYS LIKE FEEDING EACH OTHER POCKY STICKS DONT EVEN ASK WHY YOU GUYS JUST DO

u respond w weak faked happiness or actual literal tear-inducing stomach hurting laughter when he tells u his dad jokes there is no in-between its a literal hit or miss

“hm. you’ve done better” or “BAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

GROCERY BINGE SHOPPING feat. one cart for the actual food and one cart for snacks bc chips and crackers r important for your health!!! or was it the soul

you steal his glasses all the time because they’re all fake and its not like he needs them

very confident relationship but there are some weak moments when u doubt each others love or you guys love each other so much it feels like its too much at times and you both feel smaller than a speck of dust in the other’s world

but u guys are each others’ worlds so…. u guys figure it out. love is complex and you both understand this

he likes to use your shoulder as a resting place, his head forehead, cheek, chin u name it it all rests on your shoulder

but also, you always talk about HIS SHOULDERS

how does he have the tiniest waist ever with such a broad chest and shoulders? the world may never know rly

he always worries that he may seem like hes only money or rich bc he grew up like that and as bts he is kind of that but you always reassure him you love him because of how down to earth and modest and humble he is and he never seems like that

he always kisses you after smth like that

YOU ADORE. HIS WINDSHIELD SQUEAK LAUGH but he hates and u dont get why smh

the closet you guys share is a pink wonderland lol

you guys do lots of hand kisses….. to each other…… how old are you guys again?

hes a hard worker and puts his maturity and elder position into good use when u doesnt feel like studying or working or being productive really

u cant get over the fact that he graduated from a college LIKE, he worked so hard studying and performing/being A CELEB @ the same time???? talent. skills. iconic. a legend.

he blushes @ that

wow, the one thing u can make him falter and grow speechless on

:: hi i’m back with another part of the series in honor of seokjins birthday…… sry this is late i was trying to prioritize the fic first when i’m alrdy dying from schoolwork and college requirements so i hope you’ll understand….. here’s this for the time being and i hope you’ll wait with expectation for the first christmas series fic w seokjin as well. love u pals and stay warm this cold cold winter!

#bts as your boyfriend #series #ig technically these are my first series but anyways #still dont have like a technical name #for these but thats ok #seokjin's birthday #LATE present #oops #i might have to finish the fic later so heres this for now #seokjin #bts #seokjin fic #seokjin imagine #seokjin drabble #seokjin fluff #boyfriend seokjin #i have heart eyes for this man

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twohauntedhouses · 7 years

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all the ones with 6 or 9 >:)

ho boy here we go

6. Why are you no longer together with your ex?

Because he was a man and I am a lesbian.

9. Do you like someone?

yes yeep yop

the pain never stops

16. Would you get a tattoo?

hell yeah. I actually plan on getting an octopus tatted somewhere in the future!

19. When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful?

Me when I looked in the mirror this morning. Self love is one fiiiiiiine bitch.

26. Describe your crush.

Oh jeez. This is gonna get Gay. She’s so intelligent and kind. She’s got the definition of brown doe eyes and they have tiny emerald flecks and in the sun undertones of amber shine through. Most of the time she’s p controlled and disciplined, but I’ve seen her bitch someone out and it was one of the most badass things I’ve ever witnessed, and other times she just lets go and laughs and God if I thought i wasn’t gay after that I was. She’s amazingly talented and witty and beautiful and when I think about her I can’t stop smiling it’s all really gaaaay.

29. Dumbest lie you ever told?

You know, funny story, I told myself I was straight for 10+ years of my life? And she believed me! crazy stuff

36. What would you name your daughter/son?

Eleanor for daughter and Jack for son. But that’s liable to change.

39. What was the last gift you received?

uhhhhhhhhhh honestly I have no idea. probably something from christmas? idk my friend bought me food a few weeks ago does that count?

46. How old were you when you first had sex?

God I wish that were me.

49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done?

Yep. A many things in fact! Thanks for asking!

56. Any bad habits you have?

Biting my nails :/

59. Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you?

Hell is just a jar of mayo as far as I’m concerned.

60. Are you in love?

With me self.

61. Something you find romantic?

Love letters, cute nicknames, small kisses literally anywhere, and cuddling.

62. How long was your longest relationship?

A year and 3 months

63. What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?

When girls put down other girls for the sake of men. That’s literally all I can think of. When they don’t date me?

64. What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?

Their disrespect, their superiority complexes, and their false sense of entitlement.

65. What are you saving money for?

The thing about saving money is you have to have some to save (a down payment on a car ig? but srsly I’m broke)

66. How would you describe your bad side?

Insecure! Extra! Jealous! The Ugliest bitch ik.

67. Are you actually a good person? Why?

I’d like to think I am? I generally try to be kind and considerate of others?

68. What are you living for?

The experience.

69. Have you ever done anything illegal?

I ran a stop sign once

76. Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game?

The myers-briggs personality type quiz

79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?

The last thing I read (and am still reading) is my summer reading book, The Things They Carried. It’s not bad? I like the style a lot and it flows really well. The subject matter is kind of not to my taste tho (it’s a war novel).

86. Ever been out of your province/state/country?

Yep! I went to Aruba once because my grandma grew up there.

89. Last time you were insulted?

Dunno tbh. Probably within the last few days.

90. Most traumatic experience?

Dating a man. (srsly tho)(fucked the view of myself for a long time bc it was horribly unhealthy and manipulative).

91. Perfect date idea?

An entire photo shoot where I just take pics of my gf and then we go home and we look at them and I tell her how beautiful she looks. Alternately: driving to libraries in the area and just looking around and then getting a bite to eat at a cafe and then walking around the probably more upperclass downtown and imagining our life if we lived there while sipping on coffee.

92. Favourite app on your phone?

Spotify

93. What colour are the walls in your room?

Light blue, but I have an accent wall that’s dark grey too.

94. Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?

I do! I really like Conan Gray and Mac Does It, but currently I’m really loving Brian Jordan Alvarez (just look him up) (he makes a lot of videos about being gay) (good stuff).

95. Share your favourite quote.

I literally don’t have one because there’s so many. I’ll share one of my faves tho:

“’I love you,’ I say to him, only it comes out, ‘Hey.’ ‘So damn much,’ he says back, only it comes out, ‘Dude.’“ From I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson.

96. What is the meaning of life?

To grow and live fully, however you define that.

97. Do you like horror movies?

Nope nope noopety nope.

98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?

Yikes yeah. Well I didn’t make her cry I suppose. She started talking about to me about sad she was that she was gonna leave us alone on this planet after she died and I don’t think I helped very much when she started asking me my views on humanity later on in the conversation and she realized that I’m not v optimistic.

99. Do you feel lucky or special in a way?

Yeah! I have a really good relationship with most of my family and no one else writes the way I do stylistically since that’s something so unique to every individual. I feel really lucky for many reasons actually. Those are just the ones that come to mind the most often.

holy crap that was long. Thank you so so much for asking anon! I hope your day is going good and if it’s night time like it is here that you have a good night!

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#anon #mail time

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