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#and in the very NEXT SCENE hes pouting about the broken cd
dump-troy-marry-me · 2 years
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"Do you know how many sitcoms have done the 'secretly replace a broken, priceless item' thing? 'Cause Abed does. Abed knows everything" just say you wanna kiss him it'll be quicker
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DIABOLIK LOVERS BLOODY BOUQUET Vol.6 Sakamaki Reiji [Track 1]
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Original title: 一抹の幸福
Source: Diabolik Lovers Bloody Bouquet Vol. 6 Sakamaki Reiji [CD not owned by me]
Audio: Here (0:00 ~ 9:25)
Seiyuu: Katsuyuki Konishi
Translator’s note: I really like how this CD starts with Reiji already affected by the poison/curse before going back in time to explain the events which lead up to the present. What surprised me even more is how Reiji is keeping everything a secret from the MC, just like Laito did! I gave Laito a lot of praise back then because it’s clear that the curse is extremely painful for these boys, so hiding it wouldn’t be easy. So yeah, huge props to Reiji as well for keeping up his facade.
Track 1 ll Track 2 ll Track 3 ll Track 4 ll Track 5
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Track 1: A Tinge of Happiness
*Cling cling*
“...Haah, haah...”
*Rustle*
“...Ah!”
*SHATTER*
“Aah...That was a one-of-a-kind piece I had custom made...What a shame. Ugh...Haah...Good grief...How careless of me...Haah...I suppose this means...I am nearing my limit?”
*SCENE SHIFT*
You walk up to Reiji’s room.
*Knock knock*
“...!! ...Ahem. Please come in.”
You enter the room and walk up to Reiji, asking him about the broken silverware.
“Ah. This is no big deal. I simply broke it by accident during cleaning.”
You frown.
“Yes. Fortunately, I have not hurt myself. Although even if I had injured myself, it would be a mere scratch. More importantly, please do not move any closer. I have yet to pick up the shards after all.”
*Cling cling*
You offer to help.
*Rustle*
“No, I do not need your help. I do not need to rely on your aid for something this simple.”
You insist.
“Did you not hear me when I said it is unnecessary? ...If you have the time to worry about me, then hurry up and make your way back to the kitchen.”
*Rustle*
“This whole time, there seems to have been...”
*Sniff sniff*
“A smell in the air?”
You seem worried about the food possibly burning.
“So you did come in the middle of cooking after all. Even though I have been telling you to keep your eyes on the food during cooking. Good grief, you truly are hopeless...”
You rush back towards the kitchen.
“Aah...Haah, haah...Seems like I somehow...managed to talk my way out of that...Haah...However...Ughーー! Ah...Haah...At this rate...I suppose it is only a matter of time...Until she picks up on my strange behavior...”
*Rustle rustle*
“Ah...That is the one thing...I must avoid at all costs...! Haah...I definitely...Argh...Haah, haah...did not think someone resistant to poison such as myself, would suffer this much...”
Reiji tries to get up.
*Rustle rustle*
“Haah...For god’s sake...I have been done in, truly...”
He stumbles away.
It all started on that one day, when a bouquet of black roses from an unknown sender, was delivered to our castle. It happened the moment the two of us had grown fully accustomed to our life together, thinking of such as the most natural thing in the world. 
A flashback starts.
*Chop chop chop*
“Could I have a spare minute of your time?”
You turn towards Reiji.
“I have been trying very hard not to interfere since you insisted on cooking by yourself today, however, there are a few things which have caught my eye.”
*Rustle*
“For one, the way you cut the vegetables is very sloppy. See? You can tell they are cut unevenly, right? At this rate, they will cook at different times, ruining the presentation when you plate the dish.”
Reiji steps closer.
“Listen carefully.”
*Rustle*
“There. I will hold the knife together with you like this. For one, the way you hold the knife is incorrect as well. It appears to me that you apply pressure through your shoulder and not your fingers as well. Come on...”
*Rustle*
“Like this...”
*Chop chop chop*
“Hm? ...Are you listening?”
You tell him it’s a little embarrassing. 
“Fufu...What a strange person you are. I am simply teaching you the correct way to hold a knife? Yet...Why would you say that?”
You beg Reiji to stop teasing you. 
“When you tell me to stop, it only makes me less willing to do so though? ...I wonder if you truly want me to end things here?”
You protest.
“Haha..I am not teasing you though? Well, I suppose observing your reactions like this does not sound like a horrible idea, but I shall refrain from doing so for now.”
*Rustle*
“Preparing dinner should come first. It is dangerous after all.”
You pout.
“Fufu...Please do not look so disappointed. Well then, I am not the one who should look, but the person calling for help. Please focus.”
*Rustle*
“Well then, let us try once more. Remember to press down with your fingers.”
*Chop chop chop*
“Yes, exactly. You are showing improvement. Well then, please keep going like that.”
*Chop chop chop*
*TIMESKIP*
*Sizzle sizzle*
“Mmh. This seems fine for the soup’s seasoning. Not bad. However...I do believe adding just a pinch of pepper would not hurt.”
You agree. 
“Yes, exactly. Now we just wait until the vegetables are fully cooked. ...Haah...”
You ask Reiji is something is wrong. 
“Ah, my bad. I got lost in thought for a second.”
You seem worried.
“No. I just thought that standing next to you in the kitchen like this is not a bad feeling at all.”
You tilt your head to the side.
“You know, when cooking together like this, we almost seem like...No. Let me stop right there for now.”
You beg him to tell you. 
“I will when the time is ripe. Right now, it is not that time yet. Once you have become a woman worthy of hearing these words, I shall tell you.”
You ask when that time will be.
“Let’s see...How about when you are able to satisfy me with a dish you have made all by yourself? Well...I do not know when that day will come, of course.”
You tell Reiji you will do your best.
“Yes, I have high expectations.”
He turns off the stove. 
“Well then. The soup is ready, so let us have a taste. Before it becomes cold.”
*Cling cling*
At this time, I believed that these ordinary days spent together would simply come and go. But merely a few days later, our everyday life began to crumble.
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
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neon-junkie · 4 years
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*gets down on my knees and screams at the heavens* Please god, would be so kind to give use more of the Gang adjusting to Modern times with the help of GN!Reader? (- Kard Anon )
*sobbing* I... I forgot about Uncle in the last set so I’ve made sure to include him here ;-;
Part 1 is here |  Part 3 is here
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Lenny, Sean, and Jack have taken a liking to cooking after they enjoyed pizza last time. You showed them a few cooking shows so they could understand what everything was, but when you went to check on them, they were already in the kitchen performing their own cooking show to Abigail and Pearson. Lenny and Jack were fine, but Sean made a mess. Sean is now banned from using anything powdery like flour, sugar, salt, etc. If it'll make a mess, he can't use it. Uncle was doing his usual snooping and found your Red Dead Revolver disc. He chucked and said "I recognize him," then asked you to set it up so he could play. You keep overhearing him giggling at it and shouting "Just like old times!" Dutch found your sunbathing chairs and set them up in the garden. Hosea brought out a bottle of wine, and the two of them have been relaxing under the shade of your trees whilst enjoying a glass of wine together. Iconic. 
Molly and Javier binge-watched a load of drag shows, Karen joining them a bit later. They've watched it all. Everything. Javier is now letting those two do his makeup but Javier picks out his own drag outfit. He chucked Micah down the stairs when Micah made a comment about his 'feminine side.' Micah is now restricted to the sofa since he has a broken leg. Arthur has found the teeny little paddling pool that you keep for your dogs to enjoy, and after filling it up, is trying to give John swimming lessons. John still won't budge, even in the knee-deep water. Jack keeps taking the piss out of him for it and is happy for Arthur to teach him how to swim instead. John sits by, pouting, but watching his son learn. Susan snooped through a few brochures you had on your dining table and asked you what a 'spa' was. After explaining it to her, she got excited and pushed you to take her to one. You took Susan, Mary-Beth, Tilly, Molly, Uncle, Trelawny, Abigail, Dutch, Hosea, and Sean to the spa. You somehow both own and drive a mini-van, which is how you're able to take them all. Arthur and Charles have started a world on the sims together. They've made everybody as sims, and Charles keeps an eye out whilst Arthur puts Micahs sim in the pool and watches him drown. Mary-Beth and Tilly have binged watched a handful of Disney films, most of them being romances. They're now binge watching musicals, and Trelawny keeps popping by to watch it with them. Dutch joined in when watching Les Misérables and got VERY inspired by the Les Amis scenes. Enjolras is his fave. You caught Kieran taking a bite out of your soap because it 'smelt edible.' Kieran was quick to learn that soap isn't edible and began crying whilst washing his mouth out. Swanson then did the same thing the next day to the same bar but on the other side. You now have a bar of soap with two chunks missing from it. Bill has taken a very fond liking to your dogs and spends 80% of his time around them. You once got up in the night to get a glass of water, only to find Bill fast asleep on your dogs bed, spooning them. Pearson has begun trying to teach himself bass since he loves the classic rock CD's that you showed him, and spends most of his time in your garage attempting to learn. Uncle keeps wandering by and taunting him for being so awful at it. Charles noticed how stressed you seem as you're babysitting like 20 people at once, so one evening he took over after running you a bubble bath. Charles doesn't quite understand the concept of how bubble bath works, so he poured the whole bottle in thinking that's what you're meant to do. He opened the bathroom door, proudly showing you the bath he'd run for you, only to be left speechless at the sight of your bathroom overflowing with bubbles. You enjoyed it either way. Strauss stole your car and attempted to drive it when you weren't looking. He made it down the road before crashing into a lampost. Strauss is currently in jail for driving without a license. Sadie went missing for a few hours, but you found out where she'd gone when she ran back into the house and quickly hit in your attic. Two offers knocked on your front door, asking where the crazy blonde woman went, but you said they must have the wrong house as you hadn't seen her. They eventually left, and Sadie told you she was almost caught when she attempted to rob a handful of weapons from the store.
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