#and is like hell naw

[bellamer]

Hobie getting Miles a bonnet because Miles is just out here sleeping with no protection for his hair.

The first time Hobie sleeps over at Miles', Hobie's putting his hair up in his bonnet and when he looks over at Miles, Miles is just... straight up laying there. No bonnet, no turban, no nothing. And he just stares at Miles.

"...What are you doing ?"

"Where's your bonnet ?"

"My what ?"

"So you just go to sleep with your hair all naked and shit ?"

"Hobie, what are you talking about ?"

"Nothing. Night."

But Hobie doesn't sleep because the fact that Miles is just sleeping soundly with no hair protection and the next morning, he's just staring as Miles struggles to detangle his hair.

So the next week, Hobie drops a present off at Miles' with a note attached to it

"Took me forever to find one that you'd like, but I feel that this one is perfect for you. Wear that shit. I'm serious, Miles. I cant sleep at night knowing that you sleep like that. Hair protection is no joke. - HB"

And Miles takes Hobie's present out of the box, and there's a satin bonnet with sunflowers on it. Miles puts it on and it feels... really comfortable and is amazed when he starts waking up and his hair is less frizzy and that there's way less breakage and that he wakes up with less knots and tangles and doesn't have to spend all morning detangling his hair.

And the next time Hobie comes over, he's so proud to see Miles wearing his bonnet, even in his downtime.

#spider man #spider punk #punkflower #miles molares #hobie brown #hobart brown #miles x hobie #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #naw because its absolutely horrendous #when miles just lays in bed #with no hair protection #my brother used to #wear his hair like miles #and he still wore a #bonnet so why the hell #is miles just laying in bed #like that #hell no #get this boy a bonnet

[toxooz]

lords gon hafta drag me outa the kitchen cause im cOOKIN AGIN

#wip #ramsuse #shoulb be done friday cause my ass goin into the wilderness tomorrow #its the 18th and i still havent even drawn 1 goretober what is thissss #naw ill probably draw some next week maybe just 2 or 3 cause my ass is just to occupied by Everything #hopefully next year ill have some damn ass time and management bc im so SICK of having to scimp out on goretober #i wanna go back to doing like 17 or 20 of them but god damn this cursed ass adult life curse it all to hell #ANYWAY 👁👁 coming soon

[mabaki]

Happy Halloween y'all :P Cairadin @floral-necromaniac

#gw2 #guildwars2 #guild wars 2 #gw2soto #gw2 soto #sylvari #Mbk over here like wearing Cerus' outfit n shit hahahahahahaaaaa i just love the horns. Are they accurate? HELL NAW HAHAHA #Mbk's waifu pretty as always yes thank you Caira #mabaki #cairadin #my art #sketch

[hecckyeah]

every day i come here (star wars) and am immediately attacked (order 66)

#I LITERALLY WAS LIKE #OH HELL NAW #and somehow i still cry. every. time. #freaking #stupid #kenobi series #obi wan kenobi spoilers #obi wan kenobi #kenobi spoilers

[tuituipupu]

as an ex ballet girlie i have to comment on käärijä's dainty attitude. slay king 🩰

(plz enlarge the pic lmao there's sizing disparity)

#like damn hit that attitude ig #get u a man who can yoinky sploink and be graceful on the pole #SKSKS he said pole? nah this a BALLET BARRE. #this makes me wonder about his back flexibility as my back is very tight #i didn't struggle too bad with attitude but ARABESQUE? 💀 HELL NAW. #jere arabesque real quick i'm tryna see sumn sksk #käärijä

[meirimerens]

straight up not respecting some of the alleged p2 characters' ages as they were given on the VA's papers bc you're telling me this is a 27yo man on the left & a 35(!)yo woman on the right? you jest. this woman is in her 20s at most. she doesn't have a wrinkle of age on her face. just worry. i know men age like milk this is taking the piss. i know patho 2 is the "hot blemishless 20something white(-passing) women" game but at this point own it. don't try lying to me. she doesn't look a day past 29. got friends below 25 with more winkles. in the first half of the 20th century too. where would she be getting her anti-aging serums.

you're telling me this woman who's a chronic worrier, dealing with chronic pain, who smokes like a locomotive to cope is allegedly 5 years Older than this guy who's been drinking himself to sleep for like 5 years.

(mike's mic voice) don't piss me off

#alledged(?) VA papers? would love to have a peep. might go wander VK if i can make the trek #sorry for getting heated over p2 yulia again. it's no secret i vastly prefer her design in p1 #but this is aggravating. chrewly. #i know why that is. i knooooowwww why that is. it's because people in the team (coughs) (coughs) & in Media in general cannaeeeeee stand to #create women who actually look over 25. even women who are supposed to be older. #which while a media Trope/problem across media and genre it's not helped with a certain writer's. hmmm. alleged proclivities. #i would respect her being 35 if you have her to me looking 35. her skin is as smooth as 10 yrs younger Lara with one (1) slit #between the brows that just seems to come from her being a thinker & a worrier. nuh-uh! #ah hell naw!!! #i'm profoundly a p1 ages truther except for most of the kids + rubin. i know men age like milk but that guy is Not 23. #also p2 27yo daniil vs 30yo twins They Have Naht met at first year uni with that timeline. & it is important for me that they do. #most of the kids being averaged to ~15 real to me though. we all been here. #neigh (blabbers) #some of the ages on it make no sense [not just yulia but also like. aspity. who looks like a 20something & is actually ageless/5yo] #& while i can guess it's for like The Vibes / voice acting direction i assume it would make more sense to give the actual age & then add #like context to why they would sound older because that's something you might(?) need to know... would really want to see that with my eyes

[weaselishmcdiesel]

theyre buyin more stuff for crossdressin but also like just everything in the store

#dont do critical analysis on the shit i draw bc youll find out i do it completely self indulgently #made this for no one but myself #art #hc #my art #hermitshipping #mumbo #yall kept calling the other thing cute n i was like cute? ill show you cute #fuck. do they need a poly ship name #im not going to be the one to make it fuck that thats embarrassing #mumbaph #gridaph #grumbo #gridambo..... naw fuck that im going to hell

[industrations]

okay i'm kind of confused with the three parts of a lawn set thing going on. sorry if i'm being nosy, you don't have to reply. but are you guys like friends or something? are you running three separate blogs? what's the deal?

Announcement that i run both the @alarainai and @imdamagecontrol accounts and we’re actually all the same person

#i love how this is like a conspiracy #the lawn chairs #space jellyfish #relish block tag: #can you imagine 3 indi’s #hell naw

[cruulsummer]

Headcanon that starfire is an excellent cook but she just has Tameranean taste buds. Back home, everyone raves about her food and when they meet the titans they’re like “omg does she cook for you guys?! You’re so luckyyyyy.” And the titans are just like ???

#teen titans #starfire #robstar #koriand'r #also headcanon that after the pancake fiasco Cyborg is like ‘hell naw’ and forced raven to learn how to cook for herself #bc that shit is a life skill #and Raven’s never like amazing at cooking #but after some lessons she’s not terrible

[sidesandwich]

Ladies and gentlemen...

her :)

#hellsing #integra hellsing #i spent 3 hours trying to just get the pose right help me #HER CLOTHES LOOK LIKE PETER GRIFFIN HELL NAW #sir integra #art

[freckleslikestars]

@scullysexual asked for art of william in a fox onesie and how could I not oblige the thought of that (cause come on, it’s heckin adorable)

#txf #xf fanart #baby william #drew this whilst watching gone girl for the first time since it came out #you know what? I really underestimated that film when I first watched it #I think I was probably too young to understand it #anyway…ignore the feet. feet are hard to draw anyway and baby feel? fuck no the proportions are all wrong #I was gonna draw Mulder’s leg for him to be holding onto #but then I realised I’d have to draw /another/ foot and I was like hell naw #my art #my stuff #the x files

[senatortedcruz]

Dude imagine how sick it would have been to get an abortion on THE January 6th

#you see what’s happening on the news and are like hell naw I am not bringing no kids into this world

[xamaxenta]

Its that thing again where Luffy somehow befriends local mafia boss Shanks and ends up having to be taken home cuz he was a lil rascal and stayed too long at the bar w them ( he had one sip of Shanks beer and went yuck snd resumed his juice sippy) so Shanks personally takes him back bc he feels responsible for the kiddo as he should yknow hes gonna be his step dad in the future but no one knows that but us

Dragon answers the door and 👀 its a stand off, Dragon’s a lawyer, insanely good at what he does, has been watching Shanks group for a while now so its a little awkward but theres tons of sexual tension

Dragon thanks Shanks for bringing home his son and thats that

Shanks however is like A Y O?????

I gotta like get in on that

Lucky roo: boss lmao dont do it man

Shanks: im gonna do him

Lucky roo; boss n o

Teenage Ace inside who had watched the entire exchange like dad what the fuck lol (headcanon Ace lives there as step son and stuff and he calls dragon dad bc thats super cute)

Dragon: not a word from your smartass mouth Ace

Ace: i aint say shit yet old man

Dragon: also id like to have a chat about Marco

Ace:

Ace: hell naw

#ACE SPRINTING UP THE STAIRS LIKE AH HELL NAW WE ARENT #shanks already pondering does mister dragon like to be wined and dined????

[doodle-birdo]

RW OSTober

The AMOUNT of times this has happened to me, I swear. Just scoot down into the pipe out of their reach… It has such a horror/terror vibe.

#rain world #rw survivor #rain world survivor #rw slugcat #rain world slugcat #rw daddy long legs #rain world ostober #october drawing challenge #birdo’s doodles #gosh the first time i saw them I was so fuckin terrified #at first I was skeptical #but then I saw it chase a lizard #and I was like 👁️👁️ aw hell naw #I swear I was so grossed out by them #it has largely calmed now #but the squelches the make is still <:( #Spotify

[thedealersfiance]

i desaturated her ass because i did aNOT want to shade and do all that but yeah

i MIGHT post a big ol thing about her that’s just facts n shit, or maybe like a character sheet

i dunno yall i think i might

#the dealer #buckshot roulette #oc x canon #buckshot roulette fanart #the dealer is still hot #y’all brace yourselves for a buttload of (head)canons for my girl #they aren’t headcanons bc i’m literally her creator #but idk what else to call them #facts? #naw that’s goofy as hell #just like her

[lewisbian]

All 20 of them got lobotomized and forgot how to drive a car today

#i watched 1.5 hrs then left for brunch like … hell naw lol