#and is likely to be just as ineffective in securing total victory as was burning down nearly every building in North Korea

[zuko-always-lies]

Sozin’s Comet Part 1:

Fire Lord Ozai: When the comet last came, my grandfather, Fire Lord Sozin, used it to wipe out the Air Nomads. Now, I will use its power to end the Earth Kingdom. (Cut to Zuko and the camera slowly zooms in on him. He is shocked as his Father's cruel revelation.) Permanently. (Cut to the front view of Ozai as he grins from ear to ear and walks across the table) From our airships, (Cut to the Earth Kingdom area of the map and the camera slowly zooms out as Ozai's shadow covers the East side of the continent) we will rain fire over their lands. A fire that will destroy everything. (Ozai walks across from one side of the map to middle of it) And out of the ashes, (he opens his arms to the side) a new World will be born. A World in which all the lands are Fire Nation and I am (Cut back to the front view of Ozai as he raises his arms high) the supreme ruler of everything! (the generals burst into applause.) Zuko: (Cut to the sideview of Zuko's scarred eye as he looks down) I wanted to speak out against this horrifying plan. (Cut to an area behind Zuko's head as it slowly zooms in on the back of his head. The generals are still applauding and Ozai basks in the excitement.) But I'm ashamed to say I didn't. (Cut back to present day Zuko) My whole life I struggled to gain my Father's love and acceptance. (Cut to show the whole Gaang looking at Zuko who is sitting on a rock) But once I had it, I realized I lost myself getting there. (Katara raises her hand to her forehead in despair) I forgotten who I was.

(Katara drops down to the ground on her knees. Sokka grabs Suki by the shoulder in an assuring gesture.) Katara: I can't believe this. (shakes her head) Sokka: I always knew that the Fire Lord was a bad guy but his plan is just pure evil. (Suki shakes her head) Aang: What am I going to do? Zuko: I know you're scared. (he stands up and walks towards Aang) And I know that you're not ready to save the World. But if you don't defeat the Fire Lord before the comet comes, (Cut to Zuko who is looking very serious) there won't be a World to save anymore. (Camera slowly zooms in on Aang who looks stunned and blur. Cut to commercial break.) Act II (Scene returns with Aang facing the group.) Aang: Why (points to self) didn't you tell me (turns around and walks off screen) about your Dad's crazy plan sooner? Zuko: (takes a step forward) I didn't think I had to. I assumed that you were still going to fight him before the comet. No one told me you decided to wait! Aang: This is bad. (places both hands on head in despair) This is really, (shakes his head and drops to his knees) really bad. (Cut to a close up of Aang whose face is full of worry and despair)

ATLA’s narrative, the Gaang, and implicitly Zuko unanimously agree that Ozai is the person who bears full responsibility for deciding he wants to set the entire Earth Kingdom on fire.

#Ozai #Azula #Zuko #The Gaang #It turns out the big bad #is fully responsible for the evil plan #big surprise there #Ozai comes up with every aspect of the plan but the number of people who think Azula did that #is just astonishing #Also Ozai's plan isn't very different than what the U.S. historically did to Japan and North Korea #and is likely to be just as ineffective in securing total victory as was burning down nearly every building in North Korea

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Working Out the Kinks (Kinktober 2018) 28/31

Day 28: Omorashi | Stripping/Striptease | Vore | Humiliation

Pairing: SF!Sans/Reader

Additional Kinks: CON-NONCON, ALL CAPS ON PURPOSE FOR READER-SAFETY, bondage, derogatory words, rough stuff, all totally consensual and safe, but please mind these warnings if any of these is a kink too far for you

AO3 Link

You took a moment to catch your breath, wiping idly at your bloody shoulder.

The wound was shallow and barely stung, just a jagged semi-circle where your new little toy had snapped at you before you’d gotten him properly secured.

Before you’d crammed a bit between those nasty shark-teeth of his.

He was still growling at you through it, yelling muffled words that were undoubtedly curses upon you and everything you’ve ever loved, but you weren’t particularly troubled by that.

He was the one all trussed up in a hog-tie on the floor and you were the one standing over him victorious.

“It was a good try, sweetheart,” you coo at him, kneeling down to his level. He growls at you again, his ultraviolet eye-lights burning with impotent rage, and it makes you chuckle. “Come on now, no more of that… You got your little fight and you lost. You’re mine now.”

“MMRRRGH…!” he snarls, wriggling furiously against his bonds.

They hold tight, just like you knew they would.

“Oh no…you’re not still trying to get out, are you?” You laugh a little bit, giving his skull a patronizing little pat that he tried to ineffectively jerk away from. “Honey…it’s over. You’re done. Just give up.”

He huffs out an angry, defiant breath through his nose and you sigh.

Of course the little bitch wanted to play hardball.

“You think you’re fooling anyone?” you demand. “You think I don’t know how bad you wanted this?”

Your pet squawks in outrage, but you’re done being sweet.

You shove him, rolling him over onto his side. It’s an awkward position, probably very uncomfortable with the way you’ve got all his limbs tied behind his back, but you don’t care. It gives you better access and you slip your fingers between his legs.

“What’s this, huh?” you wonder. He grunts as you press two digits against his slick folds, sliding inside him with ease. “You think anybody would have a cunt this wet if they didn’t want to get fucked?”

You watch your pet squirm as you fuck him with your fingers. He just gets wetter and wetter and you make sure he can hear it, adding another finger just to listen to him whine.

“I bet you threw that whole little tussle,” you hum, stroking over his skull with your free hand. He doesn’t try to shake you off this time, and his cheekbones are starting to glow. “You couldn’t wait for me to tie you up and use you like a whore. Is that it?”

He whines louder.

You double-down.

You splay the fingers you have inside his pussy, making him really feel the stretch and he goes stiff, but you think you can do better.

He didn’t seem to appreciate your petting his skull. Maybe he’d like it more if you rubbed that plump little clit of his.

He squeaks—honest to god squeaks when you do, and you laugh even as his humiliated blush glows brighter.

“Come on, cutie,” you chuckle. “You want to be my little slut. There’s nothing you can do about it anyway. Just let go, already…”

You look deep into those pretty purple eye-lights of his. You see desperation in them, arousal, and maybe just a touch of fear…

…and behind them, you see something crack.

He sobs, clenching his eye-sockets shut. He throws his head back with a muffled moan and starts rocking down onto you.

Your pet is actively fucking himself on your fingers.

“Good boy…” You bend down, giving him a kiss over the bit. He huffs and strains forward when you pull away, like he didn’t want you to go. “Goodboy… Do you want to come?”

He nods…but you think you want more.

“Ah-ah-ah—you have to ask if you want to come.”

He just stares at you a moment, desperately confused. You have him gagged, but you want him to talk? He can’t, he’d just make ridiculous, unintelligible noises!

You let a slow smirk spread across your face to show him that you know; that’s exactly what you want.

He flushes harder, whining almost pitifully, but when you slow the thrusting of your fingers, he tries.

“‘EESH….‘EESH ‘ET ‘E ‘OME…”

Your grin feels almost as sharp as his.

“Well…alright, I guess you’ve been a good little slut for me. Come, then.”

You finger-fuck him faster, deeper and the awkward jerking of his hips helps you along. You watch him start panting in earnest as he shuts his eye-sockets, chasing his orgasm with single-minded focus even bound and gagged here at your mercy.

When he finally catches it, he shudders so hard he rattles, and you giggle a little to feel how tightly his pussy clenches around you, his slick squirting out of him and all over your hand.

“Good boy,” you murmur gently, letting him come down a little. “Good boy, Sans, that was beautiful…”

The sound of his name seems to wake him up a little. He blinks up at you, a little dazed like he always is after a scene this intense, needing a minute to pull himself back from subspace.

You know he’s back when a single blue bone shoots up from the floor, a very clear signal that you can understand even with his whole body in a hog-tie and a bit between his teeth.

‘STOP,’ we’re done.

You undo the bit first and hold onto it, even as you reach over him and one-handedly undo the knots binding his arms and legs. There was a trick to it that made it easy for you, as long as you weren’t the one bound in them.

“Shit, baby, you almost chomped this thing in half,” you say, marveling at the cracked bit in your hands. “We’re gonna have to get a new one for next time…”

“NO,” Sans says quickly. He sounds a little winded as he rolls his neck and shoulders, working out the tension from that stressful position he was in. “KEEP IT. COULD MAKE IT INTERESTING FOR NEXT TIME IF I ACTUALLY DO BITE MY WAY THROUGH.”

Sans was a mystery to you in some ways.

He loved being in charge, especially in the bedroom, and he’d dominate you every time if you let him, but if you fought him for control…

Apparently nothing else got his metaphorical blood pumping quite so much as that.

He just loved the fight, said it was thrilling trying to physically wrestle it from you—especially because you were both very willing participants in the rough and tumble game and would have fun no matter who came out victorious.

It was a hard fight for you to win, up against a trained officer in the Royal Guard. You were allowed to use anything you wanted to level the playing field and for after that, Sans had told you the kind of things he wanted you to do to him when you won, the kind of things he wanted you to say.

The times that you did win, the rewards were sweet for both of you.

Even if you sometimes ended up with a nasty mark or two in the process, like the big honking bite-mark still slowly bleeding on your shoulder.

Sans’ clawed hand settles carefully over the wound even as you think of it, though, pouring powerful green magic into you. Your torn skin knits together easily, leaving not so much as a scratch behind, as if it had never even happened.

“SORRY, MY DEAR,” he murmurs apologetically. “I DIDN’T MEAN TO BE SO ROUGH WITH YOU.”

You chuckle. “Yes, you did.”

Sans smirks at you. “I DID,” he agrees. “I THINK YOU GOT ME BACK FOR IT, THOUGH, SO WHY DON’T WE CALL IT EVEN?”

You lean over and give him a kiss in agreement. He holds his razor-sharp teeth with infinite care against your lips now that the game is over and it makes you smile.

Sans is back to your loving, uptight workaholic boyfriend, and you’re back to his happy, affectionate datemate.

…Until the next time you play, of course.

You wonder who’ll win.

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Afternoon MAGAthread: YOUR WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RECAP!

HAPPY SATURDAY PATRIOTS!

I hope everyone is having a tremendous Saturday! This is u/Ivaginaryfriend here to deliver all things spicy & dank from the past week! Before we get started on that, if anyone has not seen GEOTUS speak at CPAC live earlier, be sure to do that by clicking this link!!! For those that missed any past recaps you can check those out here!

Now onto the show!

Sunday, February 24th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Attends the Governors' Ball

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th. It will be called “A Salute To America” and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial. Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!

Very productive talks yesterday with China on Trade. Will continue today! I will be leaving for Hanoi, Vietnam, early tomorrow for a Summit with Kim Jong Un of North Korea, where we both expect a continuation of the progress made at first Summit in Singapore. Denuclearization?

President Xi of China has been very helpful in his support of my meeting with Kim Jong Un. The last thing China wants are large scale nuclear weapons right next door. Sanctions placed on the border by China and Russia have been very helpful. Great relationship with Chairman Kim!

Chairman Kim realizes, perhaps better than anyone else, that without nuclear weapons, his country could fast become one of the great economic powers anywhere in the World. Because of its location and people (and him), it has more potential for rapid growth than any other nation!

Poll: Suburban women are coming back into the Republican Party in droves “because of the Wall and Border Security. 70% support Border Security and the Wall.” Not believing the Walls are immoral line. Beverly Hallberg, Independent Women’s Forum @KatiePavlich A great USA issue!

93% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. 52% Approval Rating overall! Not bad considering I get the most unfair (BAD) press in the history of presidential politics! And don’t forget the Witch Hunt!

The only Collusion with the Russians was with Crooked Hillary Clinton and the Democratic National Committee...And, where’s the Server that the DNC refused to give to the FBI? Where are the new Texts between Agent Lisa Page and her Agent lover, Peter S? We want them now!

I am pleased to report that the U.S. has made substantial progress in our trade talks with China on important structural issues including intellectual property protection, technology transfer, agriculture, services, currency, and many other issues. As a result of these very...... ... ....productive talks, I will be delaying the U.S. increase in tariffs now scheduled for March 1. Assuming both sides make additional progress, we will be planning a Summit for President Xi and myself, at Mar-a-Lago, to conclude an agreement. A very good weekend for U.S. & China!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Im so proud to finally be a Sailor, I love this country more than the air I breathe.

Companies can use their power for good. Or they can use it for evil.

Jr. Trump // Major lulz

Venezuelans Now Regret Giving Up Their Guns - This is What Happens to a Disarmed Populace - The Truth About Guns

Will Witt at the Oscars...With a subway sandwich too.

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Hehe. Rent Free. #Oscars

No Mr. President, the belt’s for you...

What the nice lady with all the juicy "Likes" said

Bernie 2020: When standing in line to vote leads to standing in line to eat

Monday, February 25th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Nominations Sent to the Senate

President Trump Participates in the 2019 White House Business Session with Nation's Governors

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

We have a State of Emergency at our Southern Border. Border Patrol, our Military and local Law Enforcement are doing a great job, but without the Wall, which is now under major construction, you cannot have Border Security. Drugs, Gangs and Human Trafficking must be stopped!

Highly respected Senator Richard Burr, head of Senate Intelligence, said, after interviewing over 200 witnesses and studying over 2 million pages of documents, “WE HAVE FOUND NO COLLUSION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA.” The Witch Hunt, so bad for our Country, must end!

Be nice if Spike Lee could read his notes, or better yet not have to use notes at all, when doing his racist hit on your President, who has done more for African Americans (Criminal Justice Reform, Lowest Unemployment numbers in History, Tax Cuts,etc.) than almost any other Pres!

Oil prices getting too high. OPEC, please relax and take it easy. World cannot take a price hike - fragile!

(Retweeting Ivanka Trump) This Admin is committed to ensuring more Americans have the skills needed to secure better jobs in our strong economy. I look forward to participating on a panel to discuss our work and hear what is happening on a State level. #NGA

So funny to watch people who have failed for years, they got NOTHING, telling me how to negotiate with North Korea. But thanks anyway!

Meeting for breakfast with our Nation’s Governors - then off to Vietnam for a very important Summit with Kim Jong Un. With complete Denuclearization, North Korea will rapidly become an Economic Powerhouse. Without it, just more of the same. Chairman Kim will make a wise decision!

Former Senator Harry Reid (he got thrown out) is working hard to put a good spin on his failed career. He led through lies and deception, only to be replaced by another beauty, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer. Some things just never change!

I hope our great Republican Senators don’t get led down the path of weak and ineffective Border Security. Without strong Borders, we don’t have a Country - and the voters are on board with us. Be strong and smart, don’t fall into the Democrats “trap” of Open Borders and Crime!

“Why on earth would any Republican vote not to put up a Wall or against Border Security. Please explain that to me?” @Varneyco

Since my election as President the Dow Jones is up 43% and the NASDAQ Composite almost 50%. Great news for your 401(k)s as they continue to grow. We are bringing back America faster than anyone thought possible!

Congratulations to @DJohnsonPGA on his 20th PGA Tour WIN. Not only is Dustin a truly great golfer, he is a wonderful guy. Big year ahead for Dustin!

It is my honor today to announce that Danny Burch, a United States citizen who has been held hostage in Yemen for 18 months, has been recovered and reunited with his wife and children. I appreciate the support of the United Arab Emirates in bringing Danny home... ... ...Danny’s recovery reflects the best of what the United States & its partners can accomplish. We work every day to bring Americans home. We maintain constant and intensive diplomatic, intelligence, and law enforcement cooperation within the United States Government and with... ... ...our foreign partners. Recovering American hostages is a priority of my Admin, and with Danny’s release, we have now secured freedom for 20 American captives since my election victory. We will not rest as we continue our work to bring the remaining American hostages back home!

China Trade Deal (and more) in advanced stages. Relationship between our two Countries is very strong. I have therefore agreed to delay U.S. tariff hikes. Let’s see what happens?

Heading over to Vietnam for my meeting with Kim Jong Un. Looking forward to a very productive Summit!

If a deal is made with China, our great American Farmers will be treated better than they have ever been treated before!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

UCLA Students Support Concentration Camps for Trump Supporters

She’s got a degree in economics...Boston university needs to be shut down

Army vet to be buried alone Wednesday, Feb. 27, at 11:00 a.m. at the Central Texas State Veterans Cemetery in Killeen, Texas. – public urged to attend

EVIL CUNTS

EXCLUSIVE: UN Secretary General in his speech at Human Rights Council, doesn't mention Maduro's dictatorship, or civilian attacks but instead takes a swipe at Donald Trump: "[He] is Poisoning With False Narratives Linking Refugees and Migrants To Terrorism" || Why are we still funding the UN?

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Ouch.

James Woods with the most SAVAGE burn. Clinton's BTFO!!!

Leftists hate rich people unless they're vapid celebrities who wear jewelry worth millions of dollars

Free Stuff vs Free Speech

TFW you see ur BFF walk into the Summit...

Tuesday, February 26th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individuals to Key Administration Posts

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Just arrived in Vietnam. Thank you to all of the people for the great reception in Hanoi. Tremendous crowds, and so much love!

Vietnam is thriving like few places on earth. North Korea would be the same, and very quickly, if it would denuclearize. The potential is AWESOME, a great opportunity, like almost none other in history, for my friend Kim Jong Un. We will know fairly soon - Very Interesting!

The Democrats should stop talking about what I should do with North Korea and ask themselves instead why they didn’t do “it” during eight years of the Obama Administration? ... ....This will be remembered as one of the most shocking votes in the history of Congress. If there is one thing we should all agree on, it’s protecting the lives of innocent babies.

Senate Democrats just voted against legislation to prevent the killing of newborn infant children. The Democrat position on abortion is now so extreme that they don’t mind executing babies AFTER birth....

(Retweeting Ivanka Trump) No I did not. I support a minimum wage. I do not however believe in a minimum guarantee for people “unwilling to work” which was the question asked of me.

I have now spent more time in Vietnam than Da Nang Dick Blumenthal, the third rate Senator from Connecticut (how is Connecticut doing?). His war stories of his heroism in Vietnam were a total fraud - he was never even there. We talked about it today with Vietnamese leaders!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Woman Charged With Attacking Man Wearing MAGA Hat Now In ICE Custody

President Trump has just arrived in Vietnam. We are very pleased to have you here (I am Vietnamese). People here (Hanoi) flooded the street to welcome Mr. Trump. Very crowded and fun, like a festival.

Ed Henry on Fox: "We heard a crowd roaring and thought that Kim Jong Un must have showed. Nope, it was a mass of people waiting to see Donald Trump"... Pedes, Trump's a damn Rock Star, but we already knew that.

Charlize Theron adopted a child and has been crossdressing and transitioning him into a girl.

CNN disguises lobbyist interns and democratic politicians as "mothers, voters, and students."

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Who Would Be More Willing?

Brave NY Pede spotted in the wild today. #godblessamerica

Trump landed in Vietnam today. He now has more time in country than this piece of shit.

It's absolutely insane that someone could more punishment for killing a preborn eagle then a preborn human.

Communists are not people.

Wednesday, February 27th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Appoint Individuals to Key Administration Posts

President Trump Participates in a Bilateral Meeting with the President of the SRV

President Trump Participates in a Working Lunch with the Prime Minister of the SRV

President Trump Participates in a Greeting with the Chairman of the State Affairs Commission

President Trump Participates in a 1:1 Conversation with the Chairman of the State Affairs Commission

President Trump Participates in a Social Dinner with the Chairman of the State Affairs Commission

President Trump Participates in a 1:1 Bilateral Meeting

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Fiat Chrysler will be adding more than 6,500 JOBS in Michigan (Detroit area), doubling its hourly workforce as part of a 4.5 Billion Dollar investment. Thank you Fiat Chrysler. They are all coming back to the USA, it’s where the action is!

All false reporting (guessing) on my intentions with respect to North Korea. Kim Jong Un and I will try very hard to work something out on Denuclearization & then making North Korea an Economic Powerhouse. I believe that China, Russia, Japan & South Korea will be very helpful!

Retweeting a White House Video

Retweeting a White House Video

Great meetings and dinner tonight in Vietnam with Kim Jong Un of North Korea. Very good dialogue. Resuming tomorrow!

Great meeting and dinner with Kim Jong Un in Hanoi, Vietnam tonight. Looking forward to continuing our discussions tomorrow! #HanoiSummit

Michael Cohen was one of many lawyers who represented me (unfortunately). He had other clients also. He was just disbarred by the State Supreme Court for lying & fraud. He did bad things unrelated to Trump. He is lying in order to reduce his prison time. Using Crooked’s lawyer!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

HE WAS COACHED ON WHAT TO SAY BY THE FUCKING DEMS. I AM SHOCKED!

Michael Cohen Admits to Coordinating Scripted Testimony With Lanny Davis, Adam Schiff and Elijah Cummings…

BREAKING VERITAS: Facebook Insider Leaks Docs; Explains "Deboosting," "Troll Report," & Political Targeting in Video Interview

Vietnam is really throwing a lot of love at the POTUS. He even played along with them and waved a Vietnamese flag after seeing Vietnamese kids wave U.S. flags.

did Cohen forget wikileaks ANNOUNCES THEIR LEAKS IN ADVANCE

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Reddit Today

And Then I Said "Because You'd be in Jail..."

My little sister wore MAGA for spirit week in high school today. She was threatened with a fight from another girl, received more hate and bullying on social media than I ever saw growing up, and kids’ parents were calling the office. She stood her ground and prompted dialogue. -Proud older bro!

The left's idea of bravery.

The_Donald hasn't forgotten!

Thursday, February 28th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Participates in a Press Conference

President Trump Participates in an Expanded Bilateral Meeting

President Trump Delivers Remarks to Troops

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

(Retweeting The Dept. Of State) President @realDonaldTrump and @SecPompeo participate in a Press Conference in Hanoi, Vietnam, on February 28, 2019.

THANK YOU to our generous hosts in Hanoi this week: President Trong, Prime Minister Phuc, and the wonderful people of Vietnam!

Everyone MUST watch the opening to @TuckerCarlson - A Classic! @foxnews

I will be interviewed by @seanhannity at 9:00 P.M. on @FoxNews. Enjoy!

Retweeting a White House Video

Retweeting a White House Video

Today in Alaska, it was my great honor to visit with our brave men and women of the United States Military at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson. We are forever grateful for their service and sacrifice. THANK YOU!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

MORE WINNING - Travel Ban Ends Nearly All Immigration from Terrorist-Sanctioned Nations

President Reagan's address after walking away from a bad deal with Gorbechev in 1986. The media had the same reaction as today.

Video made for CPAC absolutely BTFO's the radical left!

Finally

EXCLUSIVE: California Refused 5.6K Requests to Turn over Criminal Illegals to Feds

Trump cuts short North Korea summit after dispute over sanctions: 'Sometimes you have to walk'

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

TFW you realize the left hates Trump so much, they celebrate no peace being currently reached

meanwhile on /r/politics

THAT FACE WHEN you've been living a cushy life as an illegal alien in the U.S. for 25 years, and all you had to do to keep it going was not assault someone over a hat, but you couldn't help yourself and now you're getting your ass deported.

Dear Dem Children in Congress: Daddy’s On His Way Home, Better Clean Up the House From That 7 Hr Kegger You Threw Yesterday. #UrGonnaGetIt

Friday, March 1st:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Presidential Proclamation on Irish-American Heritage Month, 2019

Presidential Proclamation on Women’s History Month, 2019

Presidential Proclamation on American Red Cross Month, 2019

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Great to be back from Vietnam, an amazing place. We had very substantive negotiations with Kim Jong Un - we know what they want and they know what we must have. Relationship very good, let’s see what happens!

Wow, just revealed that Michael Cohen wrote a “love letter to Trump” manuscript for a new book that he was pushing. Written and submitted long after Charlottesville and Helsinki, his phony reasons for going rogue. Book is exact opposite of his fake testimony, which now is a lie!

Congress must demand the transcript of Michael Cohen’s new book, given to publishers a short time ago. Your heads will spin when you see the lies, misrepresentations and contradictions against his Thursday testimony. Like a different person! He is totally discredited!

Oh’ I see! Now that the 2 year Russian Collusion case has fallen apart, there was no Collusion except bye Crooked Hillary and the Democrats, they say, “gee, I have an idea, let’s look at Trump’s finances and every deal he has ever done. Let’s follow discredited Michael Cohen..... ... ...and the fraudulent and dishonest statements he made on Wednesday. No way, it’s time to stop this corrupt and illegally brought Witch Hunt. Time to start looking at the other side where real crimes were committed. Republicans have been abused long enough. Must end now!

Michael Cohen’s book manuscript shows that he committed perjury on a scale not seen before. He must have forgotten about his book when he testified. What does Hillary Clinton’s lawyer, Lanny Davis, say about this one. Is he being paid by Crooked Hillary. Using her lawyer?

I never like being misinterpreted, but especially when it comes to Otto Warmbier and his great family. Remember, I got Otto out along with three others. The previous Administration did nothing, and he was taken on their watch. Of course I hold North Korea responsible.... ... ....for Otto’s mistreatment and death. Most important, Otto Warmbier will not have died in vain. Otto and his family have become a tremendous symbol of strong passion and strength, which will last for many years into the future. I love Otto and think of him often!

I have asked China to immediately remove all Tariffs on our agricultural products (including beef, pork, etc.) based on the fact that we are moving along nicely with Trade discussions.... ... ....and I did not increase their second traunch of Tariffs to 25% on March 1st. This is very important for our great farmers - and me!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

THE ART OF THE DEAL: Kim Jong Un willing to meet with Trump again on denuclearization, North Korea state media says

Michael Cohen pitched book praising Trump right before the FBI raid

New spokeswoman for Bernie Sanders won't be able to vote for him in 2020 -- she's an illegal immigrant

A Hole C warns moderate dems that voting against progressives will get them put on (dramatic music) A LIST!

Poll: 3-in-4 Voters Favor 'America First' Immigration, Trade, War Platform

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

MAGA Bromance: Don Jr. & Brad Parscale (What happened to Brad's hair???)

Hey you sorting by New, you're a patriot. That is all.

R.I.P. Andrew Breitbart, Died 7 Years Ago Today. You Didn't Live to See it, But You Helped Spark the Trump Movement

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

THIS IS NOT A “CONGRESSWOMAN”. This is TAQIYYA. This is Islam attempting to work its way into western culture under a false pretense. Stop her NOW!

Saturday, March 2nd:

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Very proud of perhaps the greatest golf course anywhere in the world. Also, furthers U.K. relationship!

[Will be speaking at CPAC at 11:30 this morning. Record crowd, live broadcast. Enjoy!](Will be speaking at CPAC at 11:30 this morning. Record crowd, live broadcast. Enjoy!)

(Retweeting Official Team Trump) Get your OFFICIAL campaign merchandise @ http://Shop.DonaldJTrump.com or, if you’re at @CPAC, check out our Official booth!” #TeamTrump

(RetweetingThe Washington Examiner) Pence says President Trump has "no higher priority than the safety of the American people." #CPAC2019

Thank you @marklevinshow!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Construction Begins On 30-Foot-High San Diego Border Wall

CNN on suicide watch: Gab releases "Dissenter" app that allows commenting on any site. First comments are encouraging.

Rashida Tlaib's campaign paid her $17,500 in salary after Election Day, in possible violation of FEC rules: Swamprat!

I wonder why they changed their minds...🤔

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Co-founder of Greenpeace calls out A Hole C on her Bullsh*t.

Laughs In American

No clever title. Just 7 patriots singing the anthem.

I know some pretty tough broads that would beg to differ and these country girls are a way different breed than the city folk that she is used to. Does this comment of hers qualify as sexist?

WEEEW LAD!

Of course, no recap is complete without some tunes to help get through all this winning!

Here's To The Night

Instant Crush

Hanging By a Moment

I Believe

Plush

If You Could Only See

MAGA ON PATRIOTS!

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HAPPY SATURDAY PATRIOTS!I hope everyone is having a tremendous Saturday! This is u/Ivaginaryfriend here to deliver all things spicy & dank from the past week! Before we get started on that, if anyone has not seen GEOTUS speak at CPAC live earlier, be sure to do that by clicking this link!!! For those that missed any past recaps you can check those out here!Now onto the show!Sunday, February 24th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump Attends the Governors' Ball🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th. It will be called “A Salute To America” and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial. Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!Very productive talks yesterday with China on Trade. Will continue today! I will be leaving for Hanoi, Vietnam, early tomorrow for a Summit with Kim Jong Un of North Korea, where we both expect a continuation of the progress made at first Summit in Singapore. Denuclearization?President Xi of China has been very helpful in his support of my meeting with Kim Jong Un. The last thing China wants are large scale nuclear weapons right next door. Sanctions placed on the border by China and Russia have been very helpful. Great relationship with Chairman Kim!Chairman Kim realizes, perhaps better than anyone else, that without nuclear weapons, his country could fast become one of the great economic powers anywhere in the World. Because of its location and people (and him), it has more potential for rapid growth than any other nation!Poll: Suburban women are coming back into the Republican Party in droves “because of the Wall and Border Security. 70% support Border Security and the Wall.” Not believing the Walls are immoral line. Beverly Hallberg, Independent Women’s Forum @KatiePavlich A great USA issue!93% Approval Rating in the Republican Party. 52% Approval Rating overall! Not bad considering I get the most unfair (BAD) press in the history of presidential politics! And don’t forget the Witch Hunt!The only Collusion with the Russians was with Crooked Hillary Clinton and the Democratic National Committee...And, where’s the Server that the DNC refused to give to the FBI? Where are the new Texts between Agent Lisa Page and her Agent lover, Peter S? We want them now!I am pleased to report that the U.S. has made substantial progress in our trade talks with China on important structural issues including intellectual property protection, technology transfer, agriculture, services, currency, and many other issues. As a result of these very...... ... ....productive talks, I will be delaying the U.S. increase in tariffs now scheduled for March 1. Assuming both sides make additional progress, we will be planning a Summit for President Xi and myself, at Mar-a-Lago, to conclude an agreement. A very good weekend for U.S. & China!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Im so proud to finally be a Sailor, I love this country more than the air I breathe.Companies can use their power for good. Or they can use it for evil.Jr. Trump // Major lulzVenezuelans Now Regret Giving Up Their Guns - This is What Happens to a Disarmed Populace - The Truth About GunsWill Witt at the Oscars...With a subway sandwich too.🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Hehe. Rent Free. #OscarsNo Mr. President, the belt’s for you...What the nice lady with all the juicy "Likes" saidBernie 2020: When standing in line to vote leads to standing in line to eatMonday, February 25th:TODAY'S ACTION:Nominations Sent to the SenatePresident Trump Participates in the 2019 White House Business Session with Nation's Governors🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:We have a State of Emergency at our Southern Border. Border Patrol, our Military and local Law Enforcement are doing a great job, but without the Wall, which is now under major construction, you cannot have Border Security. Drugs, Gangs and Human Trafficking must be stopped!Highly respected Senator Richard Burr, head of Senate Intelligence, said, after interviewing over 200 witnesses and studying over 2 million pages of documents, “WE HAVE FOUND NO COLLUSION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA.” The Witch Hunt, so bad for our Country, must end!Be nice if Spike Lee could read his notes, or better yet not have to use notes at all, when doing his racist hit on your President, who has done more for African Americans (Criminal Justice Reform, Lowest Unemployment numbers in History, Tax Cuts,etc.) than almost any other Pres!Oil prices getting too high. OPEC, please relax and take it easy. World cannot take a price hike - fragile!(Retweeting Ivanka Trump) This Admin is committed to ensuring more Americans have the skills needed to secure better jobs in our strong economy. I look forward to participating on a panel to discuss our work and hear what is happening on a State level. #NGASo funny to watch people who have failed for years, they got NOTHING, telling me how to negotiate with North Korea. But thanks anyway!Meeting for breakfast with our Nation’s Governors - then off to Vietnam for a very important Summit with Kim Jong Un. With complete Denuclearization, North Korea will rapidly become an Economic Powerhouse. Without it, just more of the same. Chairman Kim will make a wise decision!Former Senator Harry Reid (he got thrown out) is working hard to put a good spin on his failed career. He led through lies and deception, only to be replaced by another beauty, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer. Some things just never change!I hope our great Republican Senators don’t get led down the path of weak and ineffective Border Security. Without strong Borders, we don’t have a Country - and the voters are on board with us. Be strong and smart, don’t fall into the Democrats “trap” of Open Borders and Crime!“Why on earth would any Republican vote not to put up a Wall or against Border Security. Please explain that to me?” @VarneycoSince my election as President the Dow Jones is up 43% and the NASDAQ Composite almost 50%. Great news for your 401(k)s as they continue to grow. We are bringing back America faster than anyone thought possible!Congratulations to @DJohnsonPGA on his 20th PGA Tour WIN. Not only is Dustin a truly great golfer, he is a wonderful guy. Big year ahead for Dustin!It is my honor today to announce that Danny Burch, a United States citizen who has been held hostage in Yemen for 18 months, has been recovered and reunited with his wife and children. I appreciate the support of the United Arab Emirates in bringing Danny home... ... ...Danny’s recovery reflects the best of what the United States & its partners can accomplish. We work every day to bring Americans home. We maintain constant and intensive diplomatic, intelligence, and law enforcement cooperation within the United States Government and with... ... ...our foreign partners. Recovering American hostages is a priority of my Admin, and with Danny’s release, we have now secured freedom for 20 American captives since my election victory. We will not rest as we continue our work to bring the remaining American hostages back home!China Trade Deal (and more) in advanced stages. Relationship between our two Countries is very strong. I have therefore agreed to delay U.S. tariff hikes. Let’s see what happens?Heading over to Vietnam for my meeting with Kim Jong Un. Looking forward to a very productive Summit!If a deal is made with China, our great American Farmers will be treated better than they have ever been treated before!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:UCLA Students Support Concentration Camps for Trump SupportersShe’s got a degree in economics...Boston university needs to be shut downArmy vet to be buried alone Wednesday, Feb. 27, at 11:00 a.m. at the Central Texas State Veterans Cemetery in Killeen, Texas. – public urged to attendEVIL CUNTSEXCLUSIVE: UN Secretary General in his speech at Human Rights Council, doesn't mention Maduro's dictatorship, or civilian attacks but instead takes a swipe at Donald Trump: "[He] is Poisoning With False Narratives Linking Refugees and Migrants To Terrorism" || Why are we still funding the UN?🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Ouch.James Woods with the most SAVAGE burn. Clinton's BTFO!!!Leftists hate rich people unless they're vapid celebrities who wear jewelry worth millions of dollarsFree Stuff vs Free SpeechTFW you see ur BFF walk into the Summit...Tuesday, February 26th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individuals to Key Administration Posts🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Just arrived in Vietnam. Thank you to all of the people for the great reception in Hanoi. Tremendous crowds, and so much love!Vietnam is thriving like few places on earth. North Korea would be the same, and very quickly, if it would denuclearize. The potential is AWESOME, a great opportunity, like almost none other in history, for my friend Kim Jong Un. We will know fairly soon - Very Interesting!The Democrats should stop talking about what I should do with North Korea and ask themselves instead why they didn’t do “it” during eight years of the Obama Administration? ... ....This will be remembered as one of the most shocking votes in the history of Congress. If there is one thing we should all agree on, it’s protecting the lives of innocent babies.Senate Democrats just voted against legislation to prevent the killing of newborn infant children. The Democrat position on abortion is now so extreme that they don’t mind executing babies AFTER birth....(Retweeting Ivanka Trump) No I did not. I support a minimum wage. I do not however believe in a minimum guarantee for people “unwilling to work” which was the question asked of me.I have now spent more time in Vietnam than Da Nang Dick Blumenthal, the third rate Senator from Connecticut (how is Connecticut doing?). His war stories of his heroism in Vietnam were a total fraud - he was never even there. We talked about it today with Vietnamese leaders!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Woman Charged With Attacking Man Wearing MAGA Hat Now In ICE CustodyPresident Trump has just arrived in Vietnam. We are very pleased to have you here (I am Vietnamese). People here (Hanoi) flooded the street to welcome Mr. Trump. Very crowded and fun, like a festival.Ed Henry on Fox: "We heard a crowd roaring and thought that Kim Jong Un must have showed. Nope, it was a mass of people waiting to see Donald Trump"... Pedes, Trump's a damn Rock Star, but we already knew that.Charlize Theron adopted a child and has been crossdressing and transitioning him into a girl.CNN disguises lobbyist interns and democratic politicians as "mothers, voters, and students."🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Who Would Be More Willing?Brave NY Pede spotted in the wild today. #godblessamericaTrump landed in Vietnam today. He now has more time in country than this piece of shit.It's absolutely insane that someone could more punishment for killing a preborn eagle then a preborn human.Communists are not people.Wednesday, February 27th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Appoint Individuals to Key Administration PostsPresident Trump Participates in a Bilateral Meeting with the President of the SRVPresident Trump Participates in a Working Lunch with the Prime Minister of the SRVPresident Trump Participates in a Greeting with the Chairman of the State Affairs CommissionPresident Trump Participates in a 1:1 Conversation with the Chairman of the State Affairs CommissionPresident Trump Participates in a Social Dinner with the Chairman of the State Affairs CommissionPresident Trump Participates in a 1:1 Bilateral Meeting🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Fiat Chrysler will be adding more than 6,500 JOBS in Michigan (Detroit area), doubling its hourly workforce as part of a 4.5 Billion Dollar investment. Thank you Fiat Chrysler. They are all coming back to the USA, it’s where the action is!All false reporting (guessing) on my intentions with respect to North Korea. Kim Jong Un and I will try very hard to work something out on Denuclearization & then making North Korea an Economic Powerhouse. I believe that China, Russia, Japan & South Korea will be very helpful!Retweeting a White House VideoRetweeting a White House VideoGreat meetings and dinner tonight in Vietnam with Kim Jong Un of North Korea. Very good dialogue. Resuming tomorrow!Great meeting and dinner with Kim Jong Un in Hanoi, Vietnam tonight. Looking forward to continuing our discussions tomorrow! #HanoiSummitMichael Cohen was one of many lawyers who represented me (unfortunately). He had other clients also. He was just disbarred by the State Supreme Court for lying & fraud. He did bad things unrelated to Trump. He is lying in order to reduce his prison time. Using Crooked’s lawyer!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:HE WAS COACHED ON WHAT TO SAY BY THE FUCKING DEMS. I AM SHOCKED!Michael Cohen Admits to Coordinating Scripted Testimony With Lanny Davis, Adam Schiff and Elijah Cummings…BREAKING VERITAS: Facebook Insider Leaks Docs; Explains "Deboosting," "Troll Report," & Political Targeting in Video InterviewVietnam is really throwing a lot of love at the POTUS. He even played along with them and waved a Vietnamese flag after seeing Vietnamese kids wave U.S. flags.did Cohen forget wikileaks ANNOUNCES THEIR LEAKS IN ADVANCE🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Reddit TodayAnd Then I Said "Because You'd be in Jail..."My little sister wore MAGA for spirit week in high school today. She was threatened with a fight from another girl, received more hate and bullying on social media than I ever saw growing up, and kids’ parents were calling the office. She stood her ground and prompted dialogue. -Proud older bro!The left's idea of bravery.The_Donald hasn't forgotten!Thursday, February 28th:TODAY'S ACTION:President Trump Participates in a Press ConferencePresident Trump Participates in an Expanded Bilateral MeetingPresident Trump Delivers Remarks to Troops🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:(Retweeting The Dept. Of State) President @realDonaldTrump and @SecPompeo participate in a Press Conference in Hanoi, Vietnam, on February 28, 2019.THANK YOU to our generous hosts in Hanoi this week: President Trong, Prime Minister Phuc, and the wonderful people of Vietnam!Everyone MUST watch the opening to @TuckerCarlson - A Classic! @foxnewsI will be interviewed by @seanhannity at 9:00 P.M. on @FoxNews. Enjoy!Retweeting a White House VideoRetweeting a White House VideoToday in Alaska, it was my great honor to visit with our brave men and women of the United States Military at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson. We are forever grateful for their service and sacrifice. THANK YOU!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:MORE WINNING - Travel Ban Ends Nearly All Immigration from Terrorist-Sanctioned NationsPresident Reagan's address after walking away from a bad deal with Gorbechev in 1986. The media had the same reaction as today.Video made for CPAC absolutely BTFO's the radical left!FinallyEXCLUSIVE: California Refused 5.6K Requests to Turn over Criminal Illegals to FedsTrump cuts short North Korea summit after dispute over sanctions: 'Sometimes you have to walk'🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:TFW you realize the left hates Trump so much, they celebrate no peace being currently reachedmeanwhile on /r/politicsTHAT FACE WHEN you've been living a cushy life as an illegal alien in the U.S. for 25 years, and all you had to do to keep it going was not assault someone over a hat, but you couldn't help yourself and now you're getting your ass deported.Dear Dem Children in Congress: Daddy’s On His Way Home, Better Clean Up the House From That 7 Hr Kegger You Threw Yesterday. #UrGonnaGetItFriday, March 1st:TODAY'S ACTION:Presidential Proclamation on Irish-American Heritage Month, 2019Presidential Proclamation on Women’s History Month, 2019Presidential Proclamation on American Red Cross Month, 2019🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Great to be back from Vietnam, an amazing place. We had very substantive negotiations with Kim Jong Un - we know what they want and they know what we must have. Relationship very good, let’s see what happens!Wow, just revealed that Michael Cohen wrote a “love letter to Trump” manuscript for a new book that he was pushing. Written and submitted long after Charlottesville and Helsinki, his phony reasons for going rogue. Book is exact opposite of his fake testimony, which now is a lie!Congress must demand the transcript of Michael Cohen’s new book, given to publishers a short time ago. Your heads will spin when you see the lies, misrepresentations and contradictions against his Thursday testimony. Like a different person! He is totally discredited!Oh’ I see! Now that the 2 year Russian Collusion case has fallen apart, there was no Collusion except bye Crooked Hillary and the Democrats, they say, “gee, I have an idea, let’s look at Trump’s finances and every deal he has ever done. Let’s follow discredited Michael Cohen..... ... ...and the fraudulent and dishonest statements he made on Wednesday. No way, it’s time to stop this corrupt and illegally brought Witch Hunt. Time to start looking at the other side where real crimes were committed. Republicans have been abused long enough. Must end now!Michael Cohen’s book manuscript shows that he committed perjury on a scale not seen before. He must have forgotten about his book when he testified. What does Hillary Clinton’s lawyer, Lanny Davis, say about this one. Is he being paid by Crooked Hillary. Using her lawyer?I never like being misinterpreted, but especially when it comes to Otto Warmbier and his great family. Remember, I got Otto out along with three others. The previous Administration did nothing, and he was taken on their watch. Of course I hold North Korea responsible.... ... ....for Otto’s mistreatment and death. Most important, Otto Warmbier will not have died in vain. Otto and his family have become a tremendous symbol of strong passion and strength, which will last for many years into the future. I love Otto and think of him often!I have asked China to immediately remove all Tariffs on our agricultural products (including beef, pork, etc.) based on the fact that we are moving along nicely with Trade discussions.... ... ....and I did not increase their second traunch of Tariffs to 25% on March 1st. This is very important for our great farmers - and me!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:THE ART OF THE DEAL: Kim Jong Un willing to meet with Trump again on denuclearization, North Korea state media saysMichael Cohen pitched book praising Trump right before the FBI raidNew spokeswoman for Bernie Sanders won't be able to vote for him in 2020 -- she's an illegal immigrantA Hole C warns moderate dems that voting against progressives will get them put on (dramatic music) A LIST!Poll: 3-in-4 Voters Favor 'America First' Immigration, Trade, War Platform🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:MAGA Bromance: Don Jr. & Brad Parscale (What happened to Brad's hair???)Hey you sorting by New, you're a patriot. That is all.R.I.P. Andrew Breitbart, Died 7 Years Ago Today. You Didn't Live to See it, But You Helped Spark the Trump MovementHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.THIS IS NOT A “CONGRESSWOMAN”. This is TAQIYYA. This is Islam attempting to work its way into western culture under a false pretense. Stop her NOW!Saturday, March 2nd:🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:Very proud of perhaps the greatest golf course anywhere in the world. Also, furthers U.K. relationship(Retweeting Official Team Trump) Get your OFFICIAL campaign merchandise @ http://bit.ly/2Ev07Ob or, if you’re at @CPAC, check out our Official booth!” #TeamTrump(RetweetingThe Washington Examiner) Pence says President Trump has "no higher priority than the safety of the American people." #CPAC2019Thank you @marklevinshow!SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:Construction Begins On 30-Foot-High San Diego Border WallCNN on suicide watch: Gab releases "Dissenter" app that allows commenting on any site. First comments are encouraging.Rashida Tlaib's campaign paid her $17,500 in salary after Election Day, in possible violation of FEC rules: Swamprat!I wonder why they changed their minds...🤔🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:Co-founder of Greenpeace calls out A Hole C on her Bullsh*t.Laughs In AmericanNo clever title. Just 7 patriots singing the anthem.I know some pretty tough broads that would beg to differ and these country girls are a way different breed than the city folk that she is used to. Does this comment of hers qualify as sexist?WEEEW LAD!Of course, no recap is complete without some tunes to help get through all this winning!Here's To The NightInstant CrushHanging By a MomentI BelievePlushIf You Could Only SeeMAGA ON PATRIOTS! #robgray

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