#and it WORKED

[radiance1]

Divine chat: *Unanimously agrees for Shazam to sleep with the dragon.*

Shazam, raising his hand: Can I sleep with the dragon?

The Justice League: *Side eye*

Vlad, the game master:...Roll.

Danny, the dragon in question: What are the chances of th-

Shazam: *Rolls a Nat 20.*

Danny:-at.

Danny:

Vlad:

Shazam: So how comfortable is it to sleep on gold?

Danny: Well, from a certain position yea, but I do have a bed-

Shazam: Sweet!

Vlad, speaking to the rest of the Justice League after Danny and Shazam left to go to sleep: You have temporarily lost a member of your party, but you have gotten past the great dragon. Now to continue on your adventure.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Sleeping together #But actually SLEEPING together #Zeus told Billy to sleep with the dragon first #Then everyone else agreed #So Billy went on and done did it #And it worked

[barrel-crow-n]

Wylan, getting ready to visit his mother's "grave": How about your parents ^-^

Kaz, internally panicking: Uhaaahhhh...

Kaz, master of deflection: My mother is Ketterdam and my father is profit :)

#and it WORKED #how to get people to stop asking you questions in ONE easy step #step: say something dramatic and strange #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #six of crows #grishaverse #six of crows duology

[diooonna]

exes attract, luke castellan.

cw: oral (m receiving), swearing, exes, cheating & more

“i’d rather just fuck on my ex again,” - open arms by sza ft. travis scott.

it plays in the back of your head while you sloppily suck luke’s cock, softly squeezing the base of it. his fingers instinctively tighten in your hair and he pushes your lips farther onto him.

his hair sticks to his forehead perfectly, ironically resembling that of a god.

his toned arm flexes each time he pulls your head back and forth on him, and you only run your warm tongue over a vein to get a whimper out of him.

he hisses softly when you swirl your tongue around his puffy tip to show your appreciation for his fat cock taking up your throat.

“keep goin’, just like that—don’t stop,” he groaned out, nodding and running his clammy thumb over your cheek. you look so beautiful like this. puffy lips swaddling his—almost suffocating—cock.

you two had dated years back, the breakup was mostly pertaining to your own life and problems. it ended in a fight. a dramatic one.

you two stayed away from each other, finding other filler people to soothe the ache of being separated. you both were fine though, right? (loud incorrect buzzer.)

the bonfire was loud, with campers chatting and running around. his eyes met with yours, your sultry gaze running all over him for a split second. 

he looked away. 

his pants tightened at the mere sight of you. your smile was almost intoxicating. your lips wrapped around that cherry sucker perfectly, while he pathetically tried to hide the slight bulge in his jeans. 

your boyfriend tapped your leg to let you know he was off to the lake. 

wasn’t too long before luke bumped into you. 

his moans grew louder and more frequent, matching the rhythm of your sucking, “almost done with you, gonna give you all of m-my cum. gonna take it real g-good, aren’t you?” he taunted you while you sputtered and gagged around him. it’s like he hated you but didn’t, like he was putting on a tough front for you.

you made sure to nod, though, not wanting him to push himself deeper down your throat.

“so pretty like this. not fuckin’ yelling and bitching all the time,” he loved the way his cock could shut you up so fast. 

his voice cracked, and his body trembled under the intense feeling of your soft mouth. his hands didn’t move from your hair, gripping more and more as he straightened his back, pushing himself deeper into your mouth. 

he groaned at the sight of you, his hands tightening in your hair. his hips jerked forward, his cock sliding in and out of your mouth as he lost control. He couldn't believe how good it felt and how much he was enjoying this. 

it was disgusting. you both had your respective partners, yet you felt zero remorse. 

“tastes so good, lukey,” your muffled moans only reminded him of how much he missed you. 

luke gasped, his hands gripping your head as he held onto the last remaining bit of control over his body. he couldn't believe how much he was enjoying this and how good it felt to be touched like this. 

“i know, i know, baby. pretty baby.” your puffy lips provided him with the warmth he longed for since you’d broken up. he’s trying so hard to be complacent, like he hadn’t been stalking your socials since the breakup; it was pathetic. 

his breathing was ragged, and his fat cock was throbbing in your mouth. his hips began to buck wildly, pushing deeper into your throat. 

“i-i can't... i'm c-cumming…” his grip on your hair tightened as his front slowly vanished. 

you kept stroking, though. why would you stop? his pretty eyes stuck on the way you basically swallowed his pretty cock whole, which made your cunt flutter. 

“cum for me, luke. cum down my throat if you missed me.” you nodded and taunted him while his glossy eyes could only roll back.

his entire body tensed, his cock pulsing violently in your mouth as he released his seed. hot, thick cum filled your mouth, causing you to gag slightly. he groaned loudly, his hips finally stilling after what felt like hours of him bucking and pushing his cock into your mouth.

you almost immediately swallow, occasionally gagging while cum drips down your chin. tears just roll down your face as he cradles your chin carefully.

 

it wasn’t cheating, just a reconciliation.

#pjo #luke castellan pjo #luke castellan x you #luke pjo #luke castellan smut #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan imagine #luke castellan #charlie bushnell #sza #i had a vision #and it worked #; exes attract

[tabriso]

gay people i do not respect (more sketch dump because thats all i do these days)

#satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #jjk suguru #jjk gojo #jjk #shoko bought him the shirt purely to piss suguru off #and it worked

[imthursdaysyme]

Installment of the wrestlers 2/3: Eddie stole Steve’s leftovers

#drawing #art #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #I think that Eddie was on his way home from work and Steve was in their house as he is and opens the fridge to find his leftovers gone #and so Steve waits and wait and then as soon as Eddie comes in the trailer door #POW #attacked #Steve barralled into him as fast as possible and went for the stomach to fold the giant im half #and it worked #Eddie’s let’s go flying and hit Wayne who came out to warn Eddie steve was gunna get him but was too late #steve said I’m a runner imma track star and these thighs are made for lunging and these hands are made for taking you out on the ground #1 2 3 anD HES OUT EVERYONE #but then Eddie flips them over and they tumble out the trailer door and down the rickety steps and steve curses and Wayne is just watching #and they get on the dirt but they don’t stop there no they are now tumbling in the dirt until Steve’s got eddie in that leg lock grip and #Eddie pleads for mercy #Wayne drags them both in by their scruffs #it’s just that one is smiling and one is pouting but they are both limping and groaning cause the steps bruised them up #when they decided to go crashing through the door #Wayne makes them both do dish duty to talk it out but Eddie hits Steve with a towel and Steve throws water on Eddie #anyway #digital art

[demadogs]

i love max in s2 so much cuz so many girls would be so affected by the way mike treated her and clearly didnt like her and said she was annoying and shes just like “fuck you im gonna ride around you in circles on my skateboard and force your grumpy gay ass to smile you bitch”

#and it WORKED #max mayfield #stranger things #byler #not really but im tagging it anyway #madwheeler

[to-be-a-dreamer]

I will never not find it hilarious that one of Kaz's main skills is close-up magic like I know it's because it's good for pickpocketing and it shows how he always wants to know how things work so. Logically it makes sense for the character but it still makes me giggly and does not help him beat the "most dramatic bitch in Kerch" allegations. Funniest character detail in the history of ever please never make him stop

#truly i cannot explain why its so humorous to me but everytime he does it i get so tickled #same with the flash bomb trick he pulls on the darkling in the show #like yeah it makes sense and that is absolutely how that character would get out of that situation #but also that's the funniest shit i've ever seen mans really pulled the cheesiest trick in the book on the most powerful person alive #and it WORKED #kaz brekker #six of crows #shadow and bone #grishaverse

[dinitride-art]

LOOK AT THEM!!!!!

#byler #my art #there’s still stuff I could do with this #but holy shit #I spun those fuckers around #and IT WORKED #this took me over an hour to animate #and I am stupidly proud of it #even thought it’s unfinished

[shouts-into-the-void]

Dr. Stone is just a bunch of neurodivergent people trying to rebuild humanity through their friend's special interest

#and it worked #love that for them #dr stone #senku ishigami #taiju #yuzuriha #tsukasa shishio #autism #adhd #mental health #nuerodiversity

[that-bitch-kat3]

the marauders planning for their pranks

#they really sent james in with nothing #and it worked #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #mwpp era #the marauders #wolfstar #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #young marauders #the marauders map #the marauders era #the marauders fandom #incorrect marauders quotes #atyd marauders #marauders fandom #maraudersera #sirius black kinnie #remus lupin kinnie #harry potter #dead gay wizards #atyd #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #atyd fandom #marauders headcanons #marauders textpost

[caleblandrybones]

#and it worked #the terror

[shit-im-bi]

I love how jude could have been one of the "I could fix him" girlies but was mentally ill enough to be a "I'll be even worse than him" girlie.

We really gave Cardan redemption because it was his drinking versus jude going on killing sprees and hiding bodies???

#like holly black rlly said ill make jude even worse #that way they wont notice how bad cardan is #and it worked #we love both of them #even the tail #we appreciate the tail #i never thought we as a fandom would be okay with the tail #judecardan #jurdan #jurdannet #jude duarte #holly black #ya fantasy #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #tfota #cardan greenbriar #can believe i almost forgot to tag mr. tail having wine drinking simp himself smh

[flymmsy]

Gortash and Cazador have the same shoes because Gortash really needed Cazador’s support but Cazador is weird af and said only if you wear these shoes and Gortash was like I am literally the son of cobblers I will never live this down and Cazador was like precisely so every day Gortash gets dressed and loosens the laces of his shirt more and more hoping that it will distract people and they won’t notice the shoes

#and it worked #jk could not unsee those shoes if I tried #but his chest definitely outweighs them #Enver Gortash #bg3

[swaps55]

It required two ladders and a makeshift scaffold to pull off, but we finally hung the incredible Mass Effect travel posters created by @legionofpotatoes.

I am SO EXCITED to have them up. They look incredible!!!

Photos of the scaffold under the cut, for the curious. It was hard and we are proud. XD

#mass effect #mass effect travel posters #adventures with swaps #once we got the scaffold up #we asked the question #'so how do we get ON the scaffold?' #to which i suggested shimmying along the narrow ledge of the bannister and stepping across the staircase onto the scaffold #to which RLRO replied NOPE DON'T LIKE THAT #and i said 'well i've done dumber shit than that getting on a horse so hold my beer' #and it WORKED #and no one DIED #and they look SO GOOD! #aaaaaahhhhhhh i am so excited #virmire and future travel posters will go in a different spot #this entire house is going to be a travel brochure for the milky way #people who visit us can just play 'spot the mako' all day #it's gonna be great

[chrollohearttags]

okay okay, so idk how many witchy girls/gays/theys I follow but I’ve been exploring spirituality and stuff since I left the church yrs ago but only really got into recently. So I joined a collective candle from this tarot reader I watch and did my first abundance candle on my own this week…tell me why I woke up with hella money in my account this morning 🧍🏾‍♀️I—

#it was from sum I wasn’t expecting anytime soon either #I was shocked!!! #like idk if anybody does candle magic or spell work but omg— #i was so scared #and it worked #that and it was a blessing #see when you God’s favorite— #cherry chats 🍒

[ohblimeygeorge]

The lil baby screaming to get George’s attention is such a mood tbh.

#and it worked #literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen #and Lewis getting in on the action and just finding it adorable #the amOUNT of pics Lewis took #I dare not even think of how many pics of George he has on his phone #george russell #lewis hamilton #britcedes #japanese gp 2024