New video of David being interviewed on press day ahead of the BAFTAs while wearing a pink and green fuzzy sweater, the nonbinary rainbow pin, and pink platform Doc Martens and I am dying...
Reading your old posts is fun and rewarding on many levels. Your blog is curated to exactly your taste, and sometimes you find delightful things you forgot about.
Like the tag "someday our couch will return from the war (garage)."
So when Sumeru first came out and I got to see Nilou in the samsara quests I had to have a come to jesus moment to save for Nahida and not pull for the absolutely fucking precious redhead dancer that ate my heart in .02 seconds (let me pretend it was longer than it was)
Then Nilou's banner came out some time later alongside her story quest and I had to just sort of abuse a stress ball with a twitching eye because if I unlocked her story quest and played through it I would 100% dump everything on her because my Holy Shit She is So Wonderful-sense was tingling and I didn't have enough for both her and the astrobusted archon I also loved releasing soon, not helped by people pulling for her and being "woah, she's really strong!"
But I do have willpower and I got through that and I got Nahida and then I played Nilou's story quest and I was like "Oh. oh I was so right to not do this. I love you so much. quit it right the fuck now."
She's just so goddamn positive and empathetic. She's like YuelYoimiya only somehow even more Filled with Love.
I got her on her rerun though now and every さあ、踊るよ~ fills me with joy as everything explodes in Nahida-fueled death and my adorable redhead exults in the masochistic ecstasy that boosts her damage because of her passive
I have no idea what the fuck the writers of Xi Xing Ji was on when they decided to make Tang motherfucking Sanzang fistfight Erlang Shen but I gotta admit it is entertaining as hell.
I just learned that some people ship Mr. Frond and Mr. Ambrose and now I'm hyper-fixating on this semi-crack ship extremely hard after reading just one fic about it
Also, in the one fic I'm reading, Louise said Mr. Frond is "as straight as Gene" which is pretty accurate
Goncharov has genuinely given me a better appreciation of Arthurian legend. It always frustrated me that there was no 'right' way for the stories to go but like. I get it now. I understand.
Today I found out that the page count in my original story is well over 140, I'm still not done copying chapters and loose scenes into the current master doc where they belong and I need to rewrite whole sections completely to retcon first a load baring minor character and then an entire concept out of the back half of it.
how do you feel about dick sliding way down your throat?
It’s hard to get anything down your throat. The angle is finicky, and it’s not like opening wider is going to prevent a stomach-turning gag reflex. 
You decide to continue, and there are two things you learn quickly:
One, you’re running out of air. Throat-chan is busy unintentionally gagging, and you have to learn to calm the fuck down because panicking feels like your lungs are getting crushed. You generally want to be as relaxed and steady as possible, because you’ll maintain a slower pulse and you’ll be able to start controlling how your throat constricts. (i.e. instead of full-on gagging, you can initiate a swallow, which sorta makes gagging happen but at least it’s consciously timed.) I find it’s helpful to press my lips a little more firmly into someone’s pelvis to minimize the intensity when I gag, which reduces stomach acid from building up as quickly. Saves me a couple extra seconds.
Two, it is incredibly hard to take the reins and stay there unless you’re positioned topping — and even then I tend to prefer my partner to lead so I can focus on doing my thing safely. Dick tends to have a way of getting into spaces it technically shouldn’t, and chances are you might by lying down flat, on your side, on top, or stuck on your knees at someone else’s mercy. Please be conscious of deepthroating at different angles. I’ve had my nose plugged without warning, my neck gripped without warning, pair of hands gripping my head while i was gagging, all sorts of things happen. These things can easily trigger sudden laryngeal spasming or choking, and may cause your body to suddenly feel like vomiting. Take it slow with the hands to minimize that. Teach your partner to caress your cheek, slowly sliding their fingers where they want to squeeze. Ensure there’s ample chance for you to give a reaffirming yes or no.
You can totally enjoy this stuff with practice and persistence! Justᵀᴹ Reviewᵀᴹ these things and you’ll be okay. (Also stay calm and keep a hand on skin at all times to tap out.)