The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.
Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.
And it slaps
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Modern-day Steddie, where Steve insists that the best metal song of all time is the Alestorm cover of 'You Are A Pirate.'
Eddie acts offended, bringing up Metallica, and Dio, and Black Sabbath, and Judas Priest. But in reality, he loved seeing Steve embracing the silly side of metal, and enjoying himself while doing it. And even he had to admit that it was a good song.
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For @elirastudio and inspired by this post
ps elirastudio I didn’t know what color the rag around his neck and down his back was so I assumed it was the remnants of his old scarf
dang this au has got me in a chokehold
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rogue one: a star wars story is just bitches serving cunt for an hour and forty-five minutes and then dying
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Every season of Bridgerton is every woman playing the most complex game of chess with one another that puts the country of England in jeopardy, 2 or 3 men shooting themselves in the foot the entire time because they’re greedy but stupid, and an endless army of boy toys
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Word of Honor is like. You've spent your whole life living out of pure spite and revenge and the only person you want to die for has already dug his own grave. How do you devote yourself to a man who gave up before you even met him
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in the interests of equality, Brit and I switch off on who decides what we watch but given where we both are mentally what this means in practice is that we have just been switching between Good Omens (me) and Pride and Prejudice 1995 (her) for the past month
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me drawing anything: ugh you know what this needs? red halo
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Green Day lyrics be like: “let’s start a riot I don’t know how to read I’m from Oakland and I’m having a panic attack HYUH”
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Waiting for this emo bitch to get blorbo-efied by the entirety of tumblr
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Kate and Milligan unironically listen to the Home Depot theme song while driving around in the farm truck send post
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2.3 is such a funny episode because the whole time uhtred is on this harrowing hero’s journey where he’s sold into slavery, his friend dies, he’s rescued moments before he’s about to be executed only to have to rescue the woman he loves from marrying his evil usurping uncle, and after all this, he’s still forced to give his oath to Alfred.
Meanwhile in Wessex the plot is like. their dinner guest dies comically, leaving Mercia to. the guy from Reign.
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late season supernatural is so silly they have a baby arc with a fully grown man
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yeah i know i post an abhorrent amount of her in game but come ON this outfit eats
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..............did I just come up with a title for a future WIP completely out of the blue????
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