#and it's only 30 seconds long

[royalarchivist]

I say this in the kindest way possible, but I think this style of prose is more appropriate for a personal account rather than an update account. I have no idea who's being talked about half the time. 🥲

[ Tumblr meme via @mikaikaika ]

#QSMP #Philza #Edited #Phil #Let me know if this needs an additional tag #I don't think this necessitates a discourse or neg tag or whatever because I'm being silly but I'm happy to add one if folks need it #I won't post this one on Twitter I don't think because I genuinely don't want to hurt anyone's feelings #but. I feel very strongly about this. It's not helpful #I say this as a fan and as a professional writer (who also worked in the Marketing and Communications field for far too long) #The prose is nice! It's very whimsical and they're having fun! But I don't think it's appropriate for an updates account #I recently turned off notifications for QsmpEN and I'm considering muting them because half the updates just aren't helpful to me #I want to be able to speed read through the update thread I don't want to spend an additional 30 seconds trying to decipher who's who #I don't like posting complaints so I tried to make it a funny complaint #because I do think feedback is good! And I know I'm not the only one who feels this way #but at the same time: these update writers ARE volunteers #(As a side note -- I personally think anyone running a large social media account should be paid) #(I did that for a few years and it was hell. I can't imagine doing that and NOT getting paid for it) #But anyways #They're all volunteers so I don't actually wanna go all pitchforks and torches on them (which I wouldn't do anyways even if they WERE paid) #I'm just venting my frustrations in what is (hopefully) a funny way #but you're welcome to disagree! That's ok too #Portfolio

[aurosoulart]

a bit of art process and some fly-through video of the VR logo I made for Marriott International!

#VR #vr art #3d #3dart #artists on tumblr #art #digital art #tilt brush #open brush #virtual reality #this is the second artwork i did during the event #they only gave me 30 minutes for it because the speakers ran long #but i think it's still my favorite cuz the concept is cool! #commission work

[lollyyon]

Dan and Phil and Cats.

I’m just I’m in shock. They can’t keep doing this I’m just I’m. What

#what even #what #video was only 14 minutes long but it took me at least 30 minutes to get through bc I had to pause every five seconds and rewind everything #dnp #dan and phil #dan and phil games #phan #dnpgames #danandphilgames #dapgames #dapg #dapg 2.0 #dan howell #phil lester #amazingphil #Dan and Phil and Cats

[81gb]

DANIEL GARCIA DEFENDS HIS DELETED TWEETS © HEY! (EW)

#daniel garcia #daniel garcia gif #daniel garcia aew #hey! (ew) #daniel garcia edits #HE JUST LIKE MEEEE #this is the only gifset w dialouge i will ever make #and its bc this shit floored me #its just like 30 seconds of a long ass beep #LMFOFDGKL;DFJGLKDFJGLKDFGHDFGJLK

[yeonban]

Sometimes I think about posting the one meme which goes "I want to ____ you" and see what your muses fill it in with for my muses but knowing my muses, I can already foresee an army of "kick" "beat" and "kill" <- in that order

#tbd. #* ooc. / posts. #ADHUISADHASUHDSAHD to be fair I too would beat them all up! ^_^ maybe kiss their wounds afterwards idk but FIRST. kick!!! #Anw I've been legit fighting for my life irl for the past few days and am being tortured by my own traitorous body as we speak #but I hope against hope that I'll soon be free to write and reply to dms bc lord knows when I last was able to... #My profs are the personification of irritating bc the SECOND we think we finished all our assignments and can breathe for 2 seconds #we receive 30 new emails saying hi! forgot to tell you this but you have a 12 page long assignment by the (checks watch) end of this week #like??!??!?!!? did ~3 of them for last Thursday now I have another 5 for Tuesday; 1 for Wednesday; 2 more for this Thursday #and then a random RNG one I guess bc my prof told us about it but then never posted the deadline. only an eerie 'by next week' #(aka this upcoming week) so fuck me I suppose AHDIUASHDISAHD #I just want to talk w my beloved friends and write silly things on tumblr dot com is that so much to ask for............. gawd

[theydjarin]

Yeah the porn ban was bad blah blah but actually the spotify integration was the worst thing to happen to this website

#even if you have Spotify it doesn’t play the whole song unless you open it in another app #soundcloud used to play the whole song but now it only does 30 seconds :( #tumblr search often doesn’t pull up older posts so true audio posts are kind of lost #combined with xreader putting songs in their long ass text posts but it still showing up as an audio post when filtering. hell.

[baldursyourgate]

thinking about... minthara with her hair down/styled down.... ough

#thinking about her haircare routine.... #I used to have really long hair and it's never really down 100% or it'll be a mess in approx. 20 seconds #it's put into a braid when I go to sleep #30 minutes of combing and styling every morning sjdkfljskd #needless to say I don't have hair that long anymore #I wonder how she styles it on the daily #bc I know it is time consuming asf to have hair that long and styling it daily #but I guess only needing 4 hours of elven rest or whatever could be handy #up at the crack of dawn to comb her long white hair #giving a sleepyhead tav some motivation to wake up earlier

[ladsofsorrow24]

why is it that... sns fans talk about naruto shippuden ending 6 as the gayest shit studio pierrot ever pulled on TV, when NARUTO SHIPPUDEN ENDING 20; BY MY SIDE PERFORMED BY HEMENWAY IS RIGHT THERE?

#like yeah i get it #why is nico touches the wall singing about kiss me all night long when it's just naruto and sasuka you know #but DUDE #THAT 1 MINUTE 30 SECOND ANIMATION FOR THE 20TH ENDING SONG #TRULY CHANGED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY IN 2018 #ONE MINUTE AND 30 SECOND OF PERFECT VISUAL STORYTELLING RIGHT THERE #you guys need to focus on that one more because #truly only shippers or someone who acknowledge the depth of this ship are able to made that whole thing #i'm convinced the specific animators for that ending actually understand sns to the core #tmi tag #naruto shippuden

[desmodus-draculae]

based on the idea that keepsakes/boons effect zagreus’s behavior for the run

#first animatic!! i'm not sure if it counts because it's only like 30 seconds long but it was fun. don't look at how messy it is #hades #hades game #hadesgame #zagreus #zagreus hades #zagreus hadesgame #ares hades #theseus hades #hades hades game #hadesgame edit #hadesgame animatic #my art #art on tumblr #the quality has been absolutely chewed up and spit out that's my bad but i don't really know how to fix it

[owlf45]

i love ur fic sm but the entire time im reading im thinking oh god there are like at least 40 people that are watching this (class a and b) and getting secondhand embarrassment for izuku bc i could never show my face again 💀

Izuku (and yourself) are embarrassed. Izuku is like “oh teehee im sorry i murdered myself”. Everyone else is horrified. Everyone else is like “wtf are you okay??? Can i get you a mental icepack???”

Also half the time class A and B are duking it out with full on quirk use and destroying the whole gym so I promise you the embarrassment is minimal

#class 1-B is raring to destroy izuku so that way their class is safe bc they are also found family #class 1-A is diehard izuku fans (mostly) and anyone who gets near him is fuckin toast #they eventually (finally) agree that izukus not the traitor. but not before several students get detentiob #vlad king is suspicious #maybe the only two people who pay attention the whole time are aizawa and all might #and nedzu whenever he shows up #aizawa watched his student die like 30 times there is absolutely no embarrassment hes capable of feeling. he is simply dumbfounded #candor fic #my asks #on another note i feel like i didnt pick memories that were too embarrassing??? #i too suffer from second hand embarrassment but. i didnt feel embarrassed #the only embarrassing scenes are near the end but i feel like it comes so long after all the horrific scenes that everyone would be numb to- #it

[waugh-bao]

“Tell Me Straight” Lyrics (KR, 2023)

#I have to admit. I shut this off after about 30 seconds when I first heard it #because the reverb/auto tune on Keith’s voice and the generic beat track are both terrible #they still are #but I went back after hearing that reviewer say it was the 2nd best song on the album/best lyrically #and realized…this is the Charlie song #I mean just look at the first verse #‘do we have something or nothing at all/just tell me straight’ #after everything they went through with Charlie keeping Keith in the dark about how sick he was #‘you got me high and it’s quite a long fall’ when he used to say Charlie gave him the ability to fly #‘how do we finish? how do we start? … how do we meet? how do we part?’ #because now he knows their ending and their beginning despite insisting for years that Charlie would never die on him or fail him #‘everyone is asking questions/I’ve got one or two’ when the question he’s asked most frequently is about Charlie #‘just need a little time to clear the mind’ after he said he could only mourn Charlie ‘in increments’ because otherwise it was ‘too much’ #and ‘play me a song/life’s moving too fast’ is depressingly self evident #the rolling stones #charlie watts #keith richards #old married band #lyrics

[tossacointoyourhotmess]

Babylon 5: The Summoning Crack Vid

#babylon 5 #john sheridan #only 30 seconds long but honestly one if the best things I've ever made

[neon-in-the-night-time]

i crocheted a reusable market bag to put fruits and stuff in :)

i am 100% taking this to the farmers market. especially because they don't give you bags anymore bc of the nj bag ban

(pattern is by @ chiaroscurosity on tiktok)

#i watched an ungodly amount of merlin in order to finish this in time for the farmers market tomorrow #or i guess it's today now cuz its 1:30 am #slightly unrelated but i am finishing a crazy amount of shows i have long since given up on this year #first ouat now this? #technically i’m only like 2/3 of the way into s3 right now but still #i watched the second half of season 2 and the first 9 episodes of season 3 yesterday and today (or i guess thursday+yesterday) to finish it #rambles #crochet

[weaselishmcdiesel]

my next animation project is going to focus on backgrounds, whiiiich i have a lot of trouble with, and it doesnt help that the computers in school absolutely botch my colors when i open the file on my laptop ^^;

#(this is. a shameless request for anyone to give me critiques. or point me in the direction of bg tutorials and tips and tricks) #(im going to be drawing only natural landscapes if that makes a difference) #this is just a rough- im aiming for a really fleshed out crisp illustration by the end #i hope you guys will like it when it's done :) #my art #art #no tags since it's just a wip</3 #i havent made an animatic yet but im guessing there may be? around 10...? backgrounds #thats probably a lot so it's more likely therell be like 5 #has to be 15-30 seconds long? but my pacing is going to be really slow so i may go beyond that just to get my point across

[sovaharbor]

i hate how i [momentarily] blacklisted sp1derverse and the miguel o'hara tag is still absolutely inundated with reader-insert fics with absolutely no grasp of his character and only exist because oscar isaac hot

#i feel like i cant talk much bc im only just getting into him and like. it IS because i saw him in atsv and was like damn he seems cool #but like ......... at least im reading the source material ?? #poeple can enjoy fandom all they want and write all the reader insert they want idc about that it's just the fact that it's......so poor #and so very clearly from the like 30 SECONDS we have seen of him in atsv trailers and literally nothing else #so it's all guesswork and honestly half the time it seems vaguely racist but #iiiiiiii just work here i am just a little guy who works here #summer's text tag #and also To Be Clear spiderverse is no longer blacklisted i just wanted to find some fucking fanart to rb #and even with spideverse blacklisted i think i saw like.......5 posts total that were from 2099. and i scrolled. for so fucking LONG #and to be clear pt 2 i also think oscar isaac is hot #but like....besties. miguel is not oscar. please stop!!!!

[magentagalaxies]

in an unexpected turn of events i'm having to edit down the content in my aubrey monologues so that i can actually fit all four of them in my final performance for my standup class and on the one hand it sucks bc i really love some of the jokes i have to cut but on the other hand someday i'll be able to write more monologues and possibly expand upon this cut material so i can get a whole monologue on a topic that would've just been an aside

#the actual standups in my class who have only ever done a tight five having to stretch their new material to fit the 20 minute final #vs me‚ an extremely extra fag who's used to writing full-length scripts‚ realizing the 3 monologues i've timed already add up to 20 min #and i'm working on a fourth one that works better as an opener than any of the existing pieces so it has to get in #(it'll be short tho i'm making sure of it. it's just like ''here's some material about aubrey's relationship to zir mom!'') #(then immediate segue into the uncle reg bit) #got the catcalling monologue down to 5 minutes and 30 seconds when the first draft was nine minutes #(tbh i'm fine with most of those cuts i think they were mostly filler) #(there's a bit about androgyny that i liked that i cut but tbh it doesn't work as just one paragraph it needs more nuance) #the uncle reg monologue is having the ''dumped at the pride parade'' thing trimmed down which is funny bc that was the original premise #tbh i could probably stretch my toronto pride material ft. uncle reg to a full 20 minutes bc the first stream of consciousness was so long #i wrote it right after i myself got back from toronto pride and tbh i actually wrote it as the outline for a sitcom episode #so the monologue version is very reduced down bc there were so many details that didn't fit in #and i'm realizing the material about the person who dumped aubrey should be its own monologue that i'll do another time #and maybe even add in the rest of the sitcom-style story at some point bc tbh that's some of my favorite aubrey material i've come up with #and the cishetman monologue is getting the intro part about facetime trimmed a bit bc it meanders #and the ''sugar and spice and everything nice'' joke is being cut even tho i like it bc i actually have a ton more material in my notebook #that's just me riffing on how weird those expressions are. and the material isn't polished but i could make it something later #the song isn't being trimmed bc it has a very specific run time and imo is the strongest. so that's my closer #anyway thank you to everyone reading my aubrey updates i'll be sure to post the final 20-minute-special on youtube #and i hope i get to do more monologues soon so i can put the other ideas mentioned here (as well as some i haven't) out into the world