#and it's so much worse

[monstermoviedean]

"why isn't [x] here???" "well they're not on the invite list..." yeah man because nobody told me to invite them. they're not on the invite list because nobody put them on the invite list. so when i sent out the invite i didn't send it to them. because they weren't on the invite list.

#sometimes i'm like god some of my coworkers are embarrassingly bad at their jobs and then i look next door #and it's SO much worse #and they have SO much more money #we got 45 minutes in and one of them asked why we were having the meeting. #did i know why we were having it? no but that's because i was just there to take notes. #and even then. i would keep that question to myself.

[ao3-crack]

(x)

#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #this isn’t a fix-it fic #this is the opposite of a fix-it #this is a break-it #i make it so much worse #bro star kid is so fucking good #I watched npmd and now I’m rewatching the whole hatchet field universe #and I forgot how fucking good they are

[soyochii]

Grown adults but also Highschool bullies fr

#jjk #gojo satoru #satosugu #geto suguru #my art #artists on tumblr #jujutsu kaisen #They call you gay then go home and make out #They are the highschool bullies that are doing so much worse after highschool asdfghj #Screaming into a void #I've been begging all of my friends to watch jjk knowing it's the most heartbreaking story #gojo twirling getos hair just bc he can #I need to shut up #and go to bed.... help

[eyes-of-nine]

pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

#ahsjgdh i love the young xianle quartet sm they're almost barely not traumatized...kinda #they're very silly especially in retrospect #aaa i do also really want to draw young xie lian and mu qing but the idea of rendering that much gold detailing sounds like hell ywy #i'll do it but christ alive #my art #fanart #tgcf #tgcf fanart #tgcf spoilers #technically #also i haven't read past book 3 for now ywy #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #feng xin #hua cheng #...he gets one tag bc i'm not keeping track of all the aliases #every time i draw hc his hair gets worse and worse #my man has not seen a hairbrush in the past 800 or so years of his existence

[bastart13]

Hazbin Hotel is a mess, pacing-wise, but I missed a good animated musical with just the Worst People so here are some of my Worsties :D

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #rosie #velvette #valentino #carmilla carmine #sketches #i need to draw them together but the vees are a polycule who make each other's lives worse #alastor being aroace instantly makes him so much funnier #he's great #and charlie is a sweetie #i am struggling with the earless/noseless style #i just cave and add them

[ludcake]

Studying the hundred years war so I can study the war of the roses so I can read Shakespeare so I can read Macchiavelli so I can study the 30 Years War so I can appreciate Rembrandt so I can understand the rise of colonialism as a means of European hegemony so I can read Victor Hugo so I can read Marx so I can read Edward Said so I can read Dune so I can read Fevre Dream so I can read ASOIAF so I can write au fanfiction on the internet

#provisory au tag #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #.txt #have my browser and pdf reader open on so much shit for this #the three musketeers but make them worse

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike and Michael compare nightmares,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf nightmare #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf 4 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Michael once again sharing horrors beyond human comprehension to Mike 💜 #tbh it’s been a second since I’ve last had a comic focusing on these two #it’s interesting how both have a deep connection to dreams in particular #though once again Michael is winning on how much worse his vers are #in the Survival logbook Michael does draw nightmare Fredbear #so those are his nightmares this guy can’t even get a break in sleep #I actually wonder if we’ll ever seen any of the nightmares in live action least for a dream sequence

[lylahammar]

Kabru 💎

#it's like. unbelievable how much worse this piece looks on my laptop screen vs my tablet LDKFH;LDFH #but idk how to fix that so I'm just gonna avert my eyes 🙈 #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru #kabru of utaya #my art #digital painting #digital art #illustration

[sophisticatedswifts]

“she’s going to write a breakup song about you” is basic. “she’s going to not only sing the love songs she wrote about you to someone else but also change a lyric to specifically make it about her new partner” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

#honestly though that would be so much worse in my opinion #taylor swift #taylor and travis #buenos aires night 2 #travis kelce #killatrav #1k

[the-merry-otter]

Ok so I’ve fallen down a rabbit hole of researching period food & recipes, and,,,,

"one fifteenth century recipe contains the word "Chickens" four times-with four different spellings, of which the first is "Schyconys.""

excuse me medieval people but what the fuck

#I come onto this website and make jokes about medieval spelling #and then I see an actual period spelling and it’s so much worse than anything I could possibly dream up #medieval reenactment #medieval #medievalcore #history #i’ll be on my merry way now

[aq2003]

the way hamlet acts in act 5 scene 1 juuuust clicked to me. like my impression was "smh my head he is so toxic, he did NOT love ophelia as much as laertes did, what is wrong with him" but actually i think the thing that sets him off isn't just laertes' display of grief, it's also how everyone takes it seriously. everyone treats ophelia's funeral like a funeral and is sympathetic to laertes and understanding of his desire to jump in a grave with her etc but these same people around hamlet expected him to celebrate his uncle's coronation and move on from his father's death at the same time. in that moment hamlet sees laertes as similar to the actor narrating priam's death in act 2 scene 2 and it makes him SO mad (and he regrets it later in act 5 scene 2 which is after he realizes laertes' emotions are as real as his own. probably why he calls him "brother" as well)

#i think he did care for ophelia but certainly not 40k times the amount laertes did sorry bro i dont believe that #hamlet #all my hamlet thoughts revolve around how hamlet is perceived by the people around him and how that affects him #hamlet living his life like someone on a stage and the ppl around him being his audience that isn't really paying attention #and like. ophelia being in this EXACT same position but so much worse. bc she's a woman in the 17th century

[roseworth]

batfam fanfic writers love to use the time jason broke into titan tower as a vehicle for angst but they never include the fact that he did it in an adult sized robin costume. where is your appreciation for the lamest thing hes ever done

#ive said it before and ill say it again #he has two separate adult sized robin costumes #one that he made emo for the sake of drama in hush #and one that was just the costume he wore but Worse (pants) #i hate him so much #jason todd #dc

[skeletoninthemelonland]

can't draw him properly sometimes. sorry

#yesterday i couldnt look at these skecthes without frowing. it looked so much worse in my mind #its still not exactly great but it's not that bad either #btc springtrap #behind the codes #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #starbsart #springtrap

[ministarfruit]

day 23: copycat ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #twewy spoilers #twewy #shikieri #erishiki #shiki misaki #twewy eri #does anyone in this club ever think about shiki #and the way she hated herself so much that like #being herself was a fate worse than death #I just thought that was interesting.

[anony-mouse-writer]

stuff hermits have been excited about the mail system for

- spam

- sending each other tnt (doesnt work because shulker boxes dont light tnt)

- reaching impulse about his equine extended warranty

- licking hermits faces

- spam

- stealing other hermit’s mail

- committing mail fraud

- spam

#so what im getting out of this #is that iskall is very lucking international post has regulations or that sahara invite could have been much worse #genuinely tho this is hilarious #do not trust any of them with public services whatsoever #hcx #mcyt

[random-bakwaas]

Athena refused to help Annabeth because she was embarassed by her impertinence.

Poseidon finally agrees to help Percy because he was proud of his.

#i imagine them getting the delivery in the throne room and poseidon just bending over shaking with laughter #making it so much worse for athena and further wounding her dignity #pjo tv show #percy jackson and the olympians