#and jason being like ''UGHHH you're so fucking annoying i hate you.''

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My experience going in the batfam age reversal AU tag basically amounts to me looking at the majority of the fics and my brain being like

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#fic writers giving damian tim + jason their own original mantles that aren't based on the robin/nightwing one: 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 #fic writers not using jason's backstory for tim/not making tim act just like jason: 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 #fic writers not making dick a Complete ball of sunshine whose main job is to give cuddles: 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 #i'm also mad bc it seems like dick and jason never get any chaotic youngest sibling moments #like hello. i want jason to plan to sneak out to go see a concert that bruce and alfie wouldn't approve of #and i want dick to blackmail him and be like ''if you don't take me with you then i'm telling bruce about what you're doing.'' #and jason being like ''UGHHH you're so fucking annoying i hate you.'' #and dick waggling his eyebrows like ''weeeeeell? what's it gonna be?'' #and jason's like: ''fine you little asswipe. you can come with me. but you BETTER not tell or else I'll pound you. understand me?'' #so then dick and jason lie to bruce and alfie and say they're going to spend the night with friends #but after school they actually catch a cab into town and wander around the strip and get dinner #and they go to the concert and it's fuckin awesomeee #and then DUN DUN DUN after the concert some guys recognize who dick and jason are (sons of bruce) #and they try and attack dick and jason (either to rob them or abduct them who knows not me) #and jason tries to protect dick and he's like ''run! get the fuck out of here!'' #but that aint gonna fly with dick. no siree. so he joins the fight too. and they cause enough ruckus for some do-gooders to come help #and then jason's like ''fuck! we can't go home looking like this! bruce and alfie will kill us!'' #and he's like ''hang on i know a place we can sleep at tonight. haven't been there in ages but it should still be semi-safe.'' #and dick's like ''jay can't we just go on home? we can sneak back in.'' #and jason's all ''we're supposed to be at our friend's houses remember? we can't show up until tomorrow.'' #so then they go sleep in some rundown gross ass place that jason found when he lived in crime alley #and they're both cold and hungry and in pain #and then in the dead of night when they've both managed to fall asleep some people break into their hideout #and dick and jason are like ''let's get the hell out of here!'' so then they gotta sneak out and wander in the dangerous gotham streets #annnd yeah. Yeah. you see what i mean? younger sibling tomfoolery!! give it to me!! #age reversal au #batfam #fanfics