#and joke about kissing girls

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Leave wildlife alone. He probably bites.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #a-qing #xiao xingchen #xue yang #shout out to our girl a-qing for seeing the downfall this man would cause at minute one of meeting him #Something to be said about the differences in their 'blindness' also having figurative consequences. #xxc is blinded to consequences by his own naivety. He helps who needs helping because that's what he feels is right. #meanwhile A-qing is falsely blinded; she wields naivety as an outwards illusion while knowing full well that not everyone is worth saving. #She's one of my top 5 fav mdzs characters and I refuse to be quiet about it. #XXC is the kind of person who wants to save baby birds that fall out of nests. Alas. He should have followed the rules of nature: #'If you care - leave it there.' #The little rat man you found is so full of diseases. He bites. He will pee on all your belongings. Do not take him home. #No matter how sad he looks!!!! #For those who don't know what xxc is speaking Spanish: It has become a little inside joke. No significant lore: He Just Knows how. #Everytime he does I am blowing a kiss to the Spanish speaking mdzs community. I will consult you guys on slang as this arc continues. #(Playing around a bit with paneling and layout. To improve means to experiment!)

[coffeebanana]

One thing I'm curious to see if season 6 addresses is the fact that Kagami knows almost everything. She knows Adrien's a senti and that Marinette is Ladybug and about Gabriel being Monarch.

Marinette has her reasons (*cough* Gabriel's manipulation) not to tell Adrien. Felix has always had his own agenda and up until now has demonstrated zero interest in cluing Adrien in. But we know how much i Kagami values honesty.

What's stopping her from telling Adrien the truth--or at least confronting Marinette or Felix about why they won't?

#miraculous ladybug #ml recreation #recreation spoilers #i anticipate the tags will be a lot of jokes about her being too busy kissing felix #but my girl kagami is smart enough to multitask come on #i wouldn't be surprised if this became a sort of 'how does alya not know about lila yet' situation aka plot armour #but I WANT TO SEE WHAT SHE DOES #i really want kagami to keep having her own character arc and not just fade into the background

[cuoredimuschio]

okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??

edit: i started writing it

#steve x eddie #steddie #stranger things #someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please. #bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed #and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her #and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine #but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his #he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler #and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy #except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be #he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored #because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile #but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him #kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has #because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie #it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done #and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play #because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected.... #anyway idk where i'm going with this

[softsapphicvibes]

Victoria De Angelis for Radio DeeJay's Chiama Italia (2018)

#in older interviews they really loved to focus on damiano even though he keeps reminding people that vic and thomas founded the band #and they only asked superficial questions to vic. ''do you have boys after you'' #after she made a bunch of jokes about being in lesbians with a girl on xfactor and then kissed a girl in their first mv #glad that that isn't as bad now lol #måneskin #victoria de angelis #sapph's post #s/må #s/må.cho #s/må.int

[yashley]

are we kissing?

#imogearne #fearne just saying that shit like the thought left her before she caught it and that just happened in front of everyone #but she’s kidding!!!!!! girls joke about kissing their girl friends because it’s ………funny! #and i don’t care to think about how fearne flirts with everyone but with imogen she bails HARD #even if she’s like no no kissing’s the Codeword for ruidus funneling ……still like…………girl..

[formulaonedirection]

hey boy is your name stanley cause i wanna cup you

for my most beloved @leapyeap​

#daniel ricciardo #THIS IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO WISH JESS HAPPY BIRTHDAY #i combined two things she likes: hockey and daniel #ANYWAY EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS NOW #jessica ily i love all our dumb inside jokes and when you listen to me be evil nadia and our various stupid unjustifiable grudges #and i just love you my first f1 bud my first tumblr mutual meeting ur my girl for realllll #MWAH KISS #does that pun make any sense? no but i don't know anything about hockey sooooooo #nadia's things

[bittsandpieces]

Sometimes I wish some of my coworkers would flirt with me but none of them ever do because they ALL know my boyfriend and don't want to be disrespectful. How do I tell them I'm a slut

#bitts posts #also my boyfriend got promoted and is now directly my boss which is... kinda hot #my one really pretty coworker keeps telling me about how she just wants somebody to hold her and im like ME ME IM RIGHT HERE ILL HOLD YOU #but she always thinks im joking!!!!! GIRL LET ME KISS YOU

[nerime]

my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭

#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh #they keep coming back to the topic #and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept #in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well #and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else #my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip #and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said #sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys) #and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative #while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else #and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something' #wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore #and she went like hm 🤔 #also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly #in a nasty way #all of them do #im so tired #she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people #and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up #and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me #sorry i am on a work trip and suffering #transphobia tw #neri stfu

[nmzuka]

silly pics (I wanted to draw alternate version of this but idk when I'll get to it so have this version for now)

#nintendo arms #arms game #ribbon girl #kid cobra #ribboncobra #ninjara #arms #zuka doodles #drawings #I joked with a friend #about a version where KC tries to kiss Ribbon back but with his mask on #just by like bumping his face into hers #but does it harder then he meant to ffff #and ends up giving her a bruise #and so when Jara say's he's got shit on his face #KC is like “you should see the other guy UmU” #but in an ashamed way cause he gave Ribbon a bruise #he'd feel really bad

[dawningfairytale]

grace chasity reads both testaments

#this is a bisexual christian joke #i hope this is clear :) i am the target audience :) #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #grace chasity #canon? idk canon is dead i devoured its soul #like girl has had one crush she acknowledged at 18 #and - projecting my personal experience here - i absolutely liked girls *and had gay dreams about them* but didn't let them register with m #like i had full-on dreams about kissing girls and. refused to let myself think that made me queer??? just 'that's probably my subconscious' #'wanting to disturb me or something but i'm not actually bi' #and the crushes on them i had #also. i think it's fully possible she liked a girl and killed her a couple of years ago. (on purpose). but she doesn't feel bad bc that gir #was also queer! so REALLY she was preventing others from stumbling #whatever point is i think she's bi i don't care if she knows it or not #give me 3 main girls being multisexual please and thank you :D

[swordmaid]

trying to sleep but this concept has taken a hold of me … thinking about jb first kiss .. but brienne initiating ! jb doing something and their close to each other. in my head jaime is wrapping her arm with bandage like his gold hand is elevating her arm, his left hand is wrapping gauze while she’s holding the roll with her unoccupied hand so he doesn’t drop it (teamwork!!!) but that seems so complicated but I like the idea of them working together on stuff like that ?? and another scenario I’m thinking of is something similar but instead of bandages jaime is sewing something up his left hand is holding the needle and thread while she’s just holding the thing he’s working on bc between the two of them I like to think jaime would be better at sewing anyway unimportant kind of but I was thinking of jb first kiss where brienne initiates … except she tries to but backs out but like comic panel where their heads are close together and he’s busy with something and she’s just looking at him .. at his lips .. he looks up catches her staring and she looks away flustered wanting to leave bc now she’s embarrassed but she can’t and he’s like ? Ok 😳

#talking about this bc I want to draw it!! but I have no energy rn .. #but what can I say I love yearning!!! bri yearning!!! in her feelings!!! and she’s looking so pained and having the worst stomach ache #known to man because she has a CRUSH. and it’s horrible. devastating even. bri being embarrassed but also can not stop #looking 👀 and watching him and she’s talk about him more if someone brings him up #and jaime is like 👀🧍‍♂️ KIND of suspects something is going on in his pov she’s the same as ever except her face is going red often #he thinks it’s from annoyance or she’s flustered at his bad jokes and she’s thinking a lot which is . not too different than usual #do not ask how much I’ve listened to kiss the girl btw idk why the tlm soundtrack has a hold on me ..

[judasisgayriot]

strange attractors. kind of like we could be?

#heroesedit #claire bennet #gretchen berg #primatech #nbc heroes #heroes nbc #claire x gretchen #heroes #anni edits #ok heroes... keep your rights #heroes is really not a show where i care about any of the canon 'romances' it throws at you #i'm much more inclined to go be a complete degenerate in the corner #but then s4 gave me claire discovering liking girls is a thing and it gave me weird girl gretchen and they were ADORABLE #so like. best best best. literally no context for best 'canon' ship in the show. at all #i love how claire bluescreens when gretch kisses her like she only just realised you could in fact kiss other girls #and then gretchen tries to give her an easy out like 'its ok if u dont like me' #and claire is so indignant like UH NO I DIDNT SAY THAT #shes still figuring out but uhhh she liiiikes her. when she smiles to herself when gretchen jokes about kiss attacking her lol. anyway #i love them tbh. claire's baby lesbian arc actually gave s4 ALL its rights back after s3 #also genuinely uh. shout out to heroes for this in 2010 i guess????? #like it's for real a sweet and well handled and believable little teenage romance and its just. a thing! and it's cute! #sorry i love claire and gretchen lol #i meant no CONTEST for best canon ship lol. btw #i can be wholesome SOMETIMES believe it or not #heroes season 4

[drones-of-innocence]

Princess Peach purposefully applying the most pigmented and shimmery lip gloss the owns, knowing full well she'll be at a very formal event with Mario and will be able to find a reason to kiss him on the cheek at some point 🤭

...And Mario, flustered by her attention and confused by everyone's knowing looks, not noticing the very obvious kiss print until he gets home and sees it in a mirror 😆

#Peach is a cheeky girl #My friends and I were joking about this scenario #Making a point to wear showy lip gloss for this express purpose #Just kissing someone and them being stuck with glittery gloss on their face #I'm so sorry I'm literally Mareach brainrot rn #I've written like three of the cheesiest scenes of my career in the last week #In every universe #Every rendition #They are perfect for each other #I have so many plans it's like trying to carry all the groceries in one trip #They're just the ideal fluffy pairing #For me at least #Such a tremendous comfort #Help #Mario #Princess Peach #Mareach #Headcanon #? Idk

[eugeniedanglars]

"wow people are really acting like keeley was only confirmed bi in this episode when she said as much in season 1? 🙄" yes i do in fact consider keeley kissing and having sex with a woman onscreen better bi confirmation than her flirting with rebecca as a joke twice. glad we're all on the same page

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #don't make me tap the sign #(the sign: 'keeley is a fictional character whose jokes about being attracted to rebecca were written by men #who were playing into a tv tradition of female characters flirting with/kissing other women as a joke or to titillate the audience') #(for more on this phenomenon see the 'girl on girl is hot' and 'sweeps week lesbian kiss' pages on tvtropes)

[crimeronan]

best friend i was desperately in love with in middle school (NOT the best friend i used to hook up with) recently posted on fb about how she's spent so much of her life struggling with internalized homophobia and fatphobia and never trying for what she wants bc she was so certain that she's unwantable and a sinner...... and i'm like. girl. there's still angsty poetry on deviantart that i wrote at age 13 about sharing a bed with you at sleepovers. are you telling me that whole time the love desire neediness and angst actually WAS requited.

GIRL??

i know we haven't talked in several years and i live 3400 miles away now but like. should you join my polycule or-

#it's not a stretch to think things were requited like. she coulda been referencing another girl but uh #us being bedsharing snuggly girls who made lesbian jokes about ourselves and sang i kissed a girl karaoke together getting touchyfeely... #like. it was me. it was for sure me. Okay #head in hands. perhaps the only thing thats ever made me wonder 'huh. what coulda been if i hadnt run for my life' #BEING QUEER AND FROM RURAL NEW HAMPSHIRE IS WEIRD.

[bmpmp3]

why does everything i get really into always end up being so god damn niche. by the year 2035 i am going to be blogging exclusively about the interpersonal relationships between the pillbugs and snails hiding underneath the bricks lining the flowerbeds in my parent's garden.

#im falling hard into the virvox guys rn sowwy. i like em a lot hee hee. i didnt realize just how small the fanbase for em was tho #actually i didnt realize how small the company that makes them were either. i got so used to the yamahas and cryptons of the vsynth world #that i forgot that like honestly. a lot of the voicebank makers and some of the software makers themselves #theyre like companies of like barely 10 employees with like no funding LOL not a bad thing but i forgor #but yeah i was looking up to see if there was like. a fanon reason why people shipped takehiro and ryusei? not judging because i get it #i like took one look at the virvox guys and immediately slotted them as a very strange boyband (a catboy and a middle aged dragon man....) #and also took a second look at takehiro and ryusei and assumed they were childhood friends. i saw the doujin flash before my eyes #but also looking into it it seems the fanbase is also like. 20 people. and like 3 of them ship that #and at least one person ships whiteCUL and ryusei? why not LOL when it comes to vsynths sometimes a ship can be spearheaded by like #one very prolific artist HGDJKDFSHDJK which actually reminds me. honestly i dont really have many vsynth ships #i guess i dont really partake in a lot of shipping stuff deeply but i like romance!! you know i like love stories. you know this #i mean i keep calling the eclipsed sounds characters the celestial polycule for a reason tho. im not joking around about this #this is serious to me. they are stars and moons and suns and together they hang out and kiss. in the sky. this is serious to me #also i do like solaria x eleanor forte actually. its a bit random but i understand it. i understand it #and of course the aformentioned takehiro x ryusei. and also the whole virvox polycule. get that old man in here too #(what do they call people like me. a multishipper? i do that a lot. you know this from my otome game fanart LOL) #OH and i dont remember either of their names rn but i like that the cevio bank anju inami voiced has like a big fat crush on like #that girl with the brown hair. i like that theyre like. besties (turning into something more wink wonk) #thinks with all my brain. i think thats it. i dont know why theres so little. i think its because i think of them as like #audio sample libraries first and foremost and i forget about their characters and relationships LOL #but im not against the idea of making some audio sample libraries kiss...... not at all #picks up a guitar sampler and a sound effect cd. presses them together. #hee hee. they kiss