#and jokes and shi

[rufwooff]

HERE WE GOOOOO THE WHOLE HAMATO GANG (I don’t really like this art, they don’t look like themselves here)

I've never drawn Splinter so often in my life ngl

OH AND I SAW PICTURES OF TANUKI AND IT'S SUPER FLUFFY SO

#ruf doodles #rottmnt #tmnebt #teenage mutant ninja everything-but-turtles #donatello #michaelangelo #leonardo #raphael #april o'neil #rottmnt splinter #tanuki splinter #raph gator #frog mikey #salamander leo #gecko donnie #tanuki Splinter is no different from a rat except color #so sad #no jokes about kung fu panda and shi fu #thank you

[soursoppi]

what wimmin, why walmon, who whoman...

#Liu Qingge #Liu Mingyan #Jiang Cheng #Jin Ling #Feng Xin #Mu Qing #SVSSS #MDZS #TGCF #Scum VIllain #Mo Dao Zu Shi #Heaven's Official Blessing #just revisiting this joke hehe #5k

[fruitdaze]

what REALLY makes me feel wild is the fact that wwx took so long to realize his own attraction to lwj because, in part, he just assumed that everyone felt that way about lan wangji. it was soooo obvious to him that lan zhan was the best, smartest, most handsome person in the world that it felt like an objective truth and not a personal opinion

#wwx: heheheh lan zhan is so funny!!!!! #everyone else: (looking into the camera like they’re on the office) lan er gongzi…. funny…? #wangxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #but this is also reversed in the sense that many other people find/found wwx arrogant and brash and annoying #and lwj was immediately like. yes he is a a terror. and i want him #wwx: (tells a bad joke) #lwj: (reverently) wei ying is the funniest person alive #rtxt

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Critical of what? His massive cock and correct opinions?

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #joke post yall i dont want discourse #lwj

[jemkha]

Hua Cheng BEAT 33 gods in a duel and burned down all thousands of their temples for his man.

Lan Wangji FOUGHT and INJURED 33 elders from his own clan and received 33 disciplinary whips for his man.

Shen Qingqiu TOOK 33….cm at Maigu ridge for his man.

Most loyal men ever☝️☝️

Shen Qingqiu limped, so Lan Wangji could walk, so Hua Cheng could run

Me, looking up cm to inch to make sure this joke is actually humanly possible: …umm sure…that’s fine…probably. I’ll just make the joke. We’re going by stallion novel protagonist logic anyways…

#tbf Lan Wangji was also limping #i think Shen Qingqiu’s was the most brutal imo #hua cheng #lan wangji #lan zhan #shen qingqiu #hualian #wangxian #bingqiu #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #heaven official’s blessing #heaven official's blessing #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #svsss #scum villain’s self saving system #scum villain self saving system #the scum villain’s self saving system #scumbag system #idk if this joke has been made already

[twistedappletree]

#this is even funnier to me bc i actually can’t picture lwj talking like this online at all lmAO #don’t care if it’s ooc tho #i’m making jokes leave me alone #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs meme #mdzs crack #mdzs shitposting #twitter #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #teenji #wangxian #apple memes 🍎 #toss a queue to your witcher

[mogubeloved]

wu shi shenanigans!!

#mk1 #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #johnny cage #mk #kenshi takahashi #mogusart #johnshi #mk1 johnny cage #mk1 johnshi #mk1 kenshi #yippee! #nobody ever talks about the sheer unresolved tension in wu shi academy #its so yaoiful im not even joking #if there was a high tension homosexually charged scene it was them #WHNE JOHNNY LOOKED AT KENSHIS ARMS #Like.. alright ! i know what you are !

[mxtxfanatic]

Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?

Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?

#tgcf #human gripes at fandom #anyways these are rhetorical questions because I already know the answer #i just absolutely hate it #why do y’all hate female characters so badly 😭 #especially when they ‘get in the way’ of m/m ships? #mxtx shows that woman more respect in the book than fandom does outside of it #and she didn’t even give that character a name! #simply embarrassing #i could have also talked about jgy here #but let’s be real: that man never loved qin su (or anyone) #so i did not want to include him when discussing people who are *actually* capable of unconditionally loving others #but anyways #mdzs fandom sure loves to either disappear qin su #or act as if she’s the one responsible for why their precious ‘meng yao’ can’t just hop into bed with his bros #you know? the one he killed and the one he used as an accomplice in his murder? those bros? that he so obviously loved with sincerity? #at least moreso than he could ever love a *woman* amiright? #(for legal purposes that last tag was a joke) #i also really hate the implication that he xuan had no life before shi wudu ruined it #that in fact shi wudu made his life 'better' by tying him to shi qingxuan #the romanticization of shi wudu's actions to make way for a ship is... a Choice

[doctorsiren]

My warmup got a little silly

Individual images :)

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #shi long lang #langworth #??? I think that’s the right name?? #ace attorney fanart #wilbur soot #your new boyfriend #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #joke drawing #clone high joanfk French kiss will never not be funny to me #this one’s dedicated to Cry AKA resident Lovejoy Enthusiast and Country Gavin Hater

[wen-ning]

xiao xingchen and wei wuxian being the same brand of fucked up generous ie giving away organs to unwilling loved ones is so sweet actually. same hat!

#mdzs #cql #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #this is a joke they are both weird #why did he give song lan both of his eyes. he only needed one ☝️ #fucked up of baoshan to let him (MAKE HIM??????) give them both away

[mitchmotch]

my friend @revalito and i made an anastasia inspired au =]!

#wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wangxian #wen ning #wen qing #anastasia au #most of these aren't like as finished as i would've liked them to be. basically the ones that don't have color are the ones that like #i would still consider Sketches and stuff #but if i kept working on these until they made me happy i would get tired of working on them. HEHJKSHKJDS #im really satisfied w my zhen yazhu design teehee #idk how it would work in like. chinese characters but hades and i had the joke of like. wwx seeing zhen lin's name and being like 'a-jie. #'we just have to replace the vowels with a's and switch around the names and its lan zhan' #'i've connected the dots' 'you didn't connect shit' 'ive connected them' #there is like so so so so many more ideas we've had for this its crazy HEKJDSHK maybe i'll draw some more and make another post .. #after finals that is #a special rundown for those w the patience to read my tags HEJKSDHKJSD #nie huaisang and mianmian are the ones helping lan qiren in the search for lan wangji. lan xichen is the one who put out the search #for him initially but he's been so discouraged by his little brother being missing for 13 years he can't really take being the lead anymore #so lqr stepped up #the wens and wwx dont really Want to participate in the search. what with the spotlight on them n everything #but they desperately need the money to try and relocate to a much safer and more secluded location. attacks and all that #when they were younger wwx found lwj outside of the gentian cottage waiting for his mom and offered to wait w him and brought him a blanket #and sumn warm to drink. i think that implies wwx's parents died sooner but. the idea is sweet so . HJWHDHHSJDSHGDSHGHJ #all the servant stories hades n i came up for them. god. so cute #lxc absolutely knew about lwjs crush and did what he could to encourage them spending time together trust

[benevolenterrancy]

sometimes you just need to bond with your brother by committing horrible murders...

#mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #wwx #jiang cheng #jc #lan wangji #lwj #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic cultivation book 3 #the wording of this made me laugh #man when people said wwx Commits War Crimes i did NOT take them seriously enough sldfkjsdfl you guys were NOT joking #absolutely unrivaled scene i was living for wwx's revenge rampage he deserves it #DEFINITELY understanding where his reputation came from though because holy crow my dude #my art

[lazycranberrydoodles]

hanguang-jun...

lan wangji in ace attorney!! turn on sound 🔊 / traced over edgeworth's sprites :) more info below the cut ↓

also including a bonus Happy Wangji that i couldn't fit into the video!

his share code is YCNKBA! the music used is Recollection -- Light and Shadow of the Film Studio. I thought it had a nice, contemplative feel, between Suspense, which was too intense for the scene, and Heartbroken Maya, which was too sad. the wwx/jc/lwj reunion scene is truly sososo interesting in every adaptation.

→ masterpost here! ←

#my emotional support longterm semi-obscure crossover animation series based off of a throwaway joke #i poured all my thoughts about the jc/wwx reunion into my yiling patriarch shitpost just like. scroll a bit down on my blog #would love for jc to have more expressions in this but sadly if i have to go back and edit a finished piece i spontaneously combust 😔 #lan wangji and miles edgeworth autistic kings #its very funny to me that my sprite with the most emotions yet is the character that famously doesnt emote #i used the internet archive EXR translation again #edited some of the dialogue cause it didn't sound very natural/was too long #but i also found out that the entire series of official english mdzs books are on the internet archive?? straight up?? #by 2042 ill have animated every single character and recreated the entire novel in objection.lol so watch out for that lmao #mdzs aa au #mdzs #aa #lan wangji #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx #wangxian #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #twin prides of yunmeng #ace attorney #animation #art #my art #pixel art #objection.lol #flashing tw #flashing images tw #flashing cw

[wwxwasright]

mdzs is about the TRAGEDY

tgcf is about the PINING

svsss is about fucking your TEACHER

#mdzs is a tragedy tgcf is a romance svsss is um. something. (it’s a comedy) #i think there’s a tweet very similar to this but it deserves to be said again akdkdks #this post is sponsored by me finishing all 3 mxtx books and thinking about what i like in mdzs vs tgcf #mdzs follows a lot of typical tragedy beats and that’s what i love about it #and tgcf is very much a romance where people who act in the name of love (namely hc and xl) are rewarded by the plot #maybe that’s a longer post someday though today it’s mostly a joke #tgcf #mdzs #svsss #tian guan ci fu #mo dao zu shi #scum villian self saving system #hualian #wangxian #bingqiu #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

MDZS AU where Wen Qing comes back too somehow and takes a lot after Wei Wuxian's jokes about dying

Whenever Wen Ning asks her if she isn't worried her new medical experiments will cause trouble, she inevitably replies with "And what are they gonna do? Burn me at the stake?"

Something catches on fire and she goes "well, at least it ain't me this time."

Researches something and goes "I'm burning to find out what this thing's about!"

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #wq #everyones mildly horrified #except wwx who thinks shes hilarious #wen ning and lwj bond over wwx and wq making those morbid jokes

[starrywangxian]

lan wangji was such a model disciple, such a perfect student. he saw that the 7th rule in the cloud recesses was "one cannot disturb the female cultivators"* and said 'hold my tea, i'm going to never talk to women and become obsessed with this one man for the rest of my life.' what a role model.

*my source is the family banquet extra btw

#fyi this is a joke #lwj is actually the only lesbian protector to ever exist #(with wwx ofc) #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #cql #the untamed #lwj #mdzs lwj #lwj x wwx #cql lwj #lan wangji #wangxian #chen qing ling #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the founder of diabolism #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #gdc #mxtx #mxtx mdzs #mo xiang tong xiu #danmei #always include my sources #also watch/read the family banquet extra #it's so wholesome i fucking love it sm