#and just frying himself

[gregoftom]

greg not only being tom’s attack dog, but his therapy dog, sheepdog, guide dog, watchdog, service dog

#tomgreg #just having a bit of fun with this episode :) #i just can't get over the scene where everybody is coming at tom at all angles #mirroring what he says at the beginning and he fully exposes how dependant he is on greg and how much he leans on him #and greg steps up and tries to corral the siblings bc tom can't breathe #and then tom begs him please PLEASE and greg tries to lead them all ESPECIALLY shiv bc he knows tom is vulnerable right now and #shiv is dangerous re: guard dog #ALSO THE NOPE YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME BILLY I DIDNT NOTICE THAT FIRST GO ROUND #and tom looks and POSSIBLY smiles at him??? :(( sigh. he appreciates the readiness in which greg is acting in his side of the partnership #something tom hasn't really gotten before...... sigh. sigh #and the end like i Know it was for greg himself but it was for tom too i'm putting my foot down #especially with fry her ass up at the beginning here it's even easier to associate the two #plus the whole information is like fine wine etc etc. it was for himself And for tom #iwould go so far as to say Especially For tom. don't @ me

[charlieconwayy]

fryleela meme ♥ [2/8 episodes] → season three, episode two "parasites lost"

#futurama #futuramaedit #freela #fry x leela #philip j fry #turanga leela #* #freelam* #half this list will be eps exploring leela's love for fry so here's one of my favorite “fry's love for leela” eps #constant confirmation that fry has loved leela from day one....he just didn't know how to properly express it #bc fry is an incredibly immature character and relationships for him have kind of just been easy #but leela changed everything for him #she wasn't someone he got instantly and kind of just used for sex #she was his best friend above everything and being around her made him want to better himself #he was inspired to be the best version of himself bc his love for her made him see the world in a new way #all of those things he said under the worms' influence were how he truly felt he just couldn't say them bc he didn't know how #leela was not attracted to the worms. she was attracted to fry's heart and soul #look how fuckin happy she was when he said he loved her i mean cmon #best friends to lovers arc ever #otp: that's all i need to know

[frenchfrywrites]

What if it's just a completely normal thing in demon culture to use piss as a social hierarchy thing? Piss on someone to assert your dominance, and if they buy it they'll submissively wet. That latter half isn't entirely under control - it's a reflex for a demon to wet if they're marked by someone they see as an authority, and it takes incredible willpower to suppress.

Then when the seven brothers meet the MC, they want to know where you fall in the pecking order - but since you're not a demon, you don't have that reflex. None of them can get you to wet, and you're a little confused by what's going on... And by the time you've figured it out, the brothers are all so in awe of your ability to resist submitting to them, they'll all wet for you.

OHO!! God I love this so much.. I wrote something a while ago about omegaverse and submissive wetting with Beel.. but I'd love to explore the concept more 🥵

Submissive wetting is just soo hot to me, im getting all hot and bothered imagining the demon bros being so ready and willing to submit that they can't control their bladders 🤤 I think some would be whiny and pout about how their body shows just how they feel (mammon?, levi, asmo, belphie) and some would be very proud of how well they submit to you (lucifer, mammon?, satan, beel).. and some (MAMMON) certainly wet themselves more than others hehehe

#plz im just imagining mammon being a wildcard on how he reacts but he literally submissively wets himself all the time lmaooo #french fry replies #spice #p/iss

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

The insurgents, we will remark, were full of hope. The manner in which they had repulsed the attack of the preceding night had caused them to almost disdain in advance the attack at dawn. They waited for it with a smile. They had no more doubt as to their success than as to their cause. Moreover, succor was, evidently, on the way to them. They reckoned on it. With that facility of triumphant prophecy which is one of the sources of strength in the French combatant, they divided the day which was at hand into three distinct phases. At six o’clock in the morning a regiment “which had been labored with,” would turn; at noon, the insurrection of all Paris; at sunset, revolution.

They heard the alarm bell of Saint-Merry, which had not been silent for an instant since the night before; a proof that the other barricade, the great one, Jeanne’s, still held out.

All these hopes were exchanged between the different groups in a sort of gay and formidable whisper which resembled the warlike hum of a hive of bees.

Enjolras reappeared. He returned from his sombre eagle flight into outer darkness. He listened for a moment to all this joy with folded arms, and one hand on his mouth. Then, fresh and rosy in the growing whiteness of the dawn, he said:

“The whole army of Paris is to strike. A third of the army is bearing down upon the barricades in which you now are. There is the National Guard in addition. I have picked out the shakos of the fifth of the line, and the standard-bearers of the sixth legion. In one hour you will be attacked. As for the populace, it was seething yesterday, to-day it is not stirring. There is nothing to expect; nothing to hope for. Neither from a faubourg nor from a regiment. You are abandoned.”

— 5.1.3 Les Miserables (Hapgood)

#no one ever talks about this moment in red #and let me tell you: it shook me to my absolute core #imagine you come back from scouting #and you hear the people you've formed a sort of fellowship with #the people you have killed for and alongside #and they are so full of hope and cheer and optimism for the future! #and this is their final moment to feel that before you need to tell them that they will die #The Enjolras hiding for a moment with his hand over his mouth and the other hugged around himself #eyes closed as he lets this moment go on just a little longer #ngl I think it hit harder in the FMA translation #but I'm not copying all of that over #les mis #shitposting through les mis #enjolras #the frenchiest fry #Oh Buddy #thicc bricc

[hella1975]

listened to american pie while thinking about the league of villains do NOT fucking talk to me

#SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE SAVED THEM. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM EMBODIES SOME FORM OF SOCIETAL FAILING #IT'S NOT EVEN SUBTEXT IT IS THEIR LITERAL ROLE AS CHARACTERS AND YET THEY ARENT SAVED #THEY'RE DEMONISED UNTIL THE END AND THEY'RE DROPPING LIKE FLIES AND I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS #THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE AND IT'S GONNA BE CELEBRATED. KILLING MYSELF #THEY WERE FRIENDS IN SPITE OF IT ALL. THESE PEOPLE WHO REJECTED SOCIETY STILL CRAVED COMMUNITY SO DESPERATELY #THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED AND WE WERE SINGING BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE- *GUNSHOT* *SCREAMING* *EXPLOSIONS* #TAKE THIS SONG OFF MEEEEEEEEEEE #mha #league of villains #also saw a tiktok yesterday of someone being like 'cannot BELIEVE the todorokis are all focusing on touya rn #when shouto is literally injured' and all the comments were like 'this is why i hate dabi' WHAT IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF #I LOVE SHOUTO BUT FOR ONCE THIS AINT ABOUT HIM!! FUCKING HELL I FEEL LIKE IM YELLING AT A BRICK WALL #'HE'S INJURED' TOUYA JUST BLEW HIMSELF UP AGAIN. I THINK WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY HERE

[waitineedaname]

regarding tags on your last rb: i feel like ling burns water when he tries to cook but can also make a not half bad basic meal. i feel like these concepts coexist in him

I COULD SEE THAT TBH. during the camping trip from hell, he absolutely ruins several soups and is permanently removed from cooking duty, but then they end up having access to a real kitchen and he somehow pulls together a halfway decent stir fry and everyone is stunned

#asks #froggergroovin #it's hard to fuck up stir fry but ed doesn't need to know that #I think out of team greed #ed can cook enough to make sure he survives #the island training + taking care of himself and al as a kid ensured that he knows how to cook over a fire #and can make basic but filling meals #greed I think is surprisingly competent at cooking #he likes the finer things in life and that includes good food and knowing how to make it #darius and heinkel were both soldiers so they know how to make easy rations on the go #kinda similar to ed. very survival focused #I think it would be funny if one of them was secretly incredible at baking or something but it just never came up #ling is not to be trusted around food at any step of the process because he will either burn the hell out of it #or eat it all before anyone else gets some #but he has like. a handful of meals he knows how to make that are simple but extremely tasty

[carewyncromwell]

🏠&✈️ for Carewyn (moodboard ask game)

🏠 HOUSE — my muse's family/hometown: Liverpool, England, UK

✈️ AIRPLANE — my muse's dream travel destination(s): Vienna, Austria

I loved these prompts so much, ma cherie, thank you!! xoxoxo

Character Aesthetic Ask!

#carey would like to go to vienna because it's the 'home of classical music!' #I think she'd love the old world charm combined with how easy it is to get around the city and see the sights #if she was able to go there with orion she would *definitely* take some time to go into at least one of the cathedrals #just to listen to the choir's soothing singing <3 #also yes they would ride the city's giant ferris wheel of course they would :I #hey it's not like they can fly over vienna on broomstick so easily -- gotta enjoy the views somewhere #also fun <3 #in case you're wondering yes I partially chose carewyn's hometown as a salute to the beatles #but also because one of my favorite songs by the artist suzanne vega is called 'in liverpool!' #and I'm sorry that song is such a mood for me always has been #'no sound down in this part of town // except for the boy in the bell fry // he's crazy #he's throwing himself down from the top of the tower // like a hunchback in heaven #he's ringing the bells in the church for the last half-an-hour #he sounds like he's missing something or someone that he knows he can't have now // and if he isn't I certainly am...' #aesthetic #moodboard #character aesthetic ask #carewyn cromwell

[fragileizy]

okay like i knew that sidon was handsome it's like Such an obvious thing that i kinda actually forgot what he looked like. do yuo know how happy i was to see him i literally got the BUTTERFLIES when i walked UP TO HIM and made him turn around and oooooooooohhhhhhhhh my godddddd

#speakizys #totk spoilers #the climb all the way up (i didnt get the armor yet to go the easy way up) i was sweating the entire time #'its my bf its my bf its my bf' i imagine link was saying #he was pumping himself up while climbing the mountain i guarantee it #killing lizalfos: ITS MY BF ITS MY BF ITS MY BF HE'S NOT GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED IN SEEING ME #and he WASNT #[throws bomb flower at lizalfo] do you think he still likes me? #[dodges arrows] apparently i've been gone for a few months or so. apparently. #[nearly dies drowning] this reminds me of the time where sidon and i went up against vah ruta—- #anyway. i was nervous and he's so beautiful and i Completely forgot JUST how taller he is than me #okay now i headcanon that actually link talks to himself so Fucking much to get his 'social' up bc he's so shy around other people #by the time he sees sidon and needs to tell him what's happened; link has vocal fry

[riverflowsanywherebuthere]

With every new imperium video the urge to tightly hold asher increases

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #the boi has been through so much ;-; #also we Stan milo frying himself in every universe #but also we know that milo can get it back (maybe-most likely) cause he’s got sweetheart. #if it happened to asher…who does he have #prolly milo but we dk for sure #redacted asher #I just really wanna give him a hug

[cyberdragoninfinity]

For the ask thing: Yami Yugi?

favorite thing about them: i love that even with his very intense and somewhat serious demeanor he's just this kid who has so much love for his friends in his heart. he's got cool stepdad vibes crammed into the body of a teenager. also his dub voice is just so iconic, gotta shout it out. dan green ya dont miss!!!!

least favorite thing about them: maybe just....oversaturation of his character? which of course makes sense, hes practically the mascot for the entire franchise, but still!! him and kaiba dominating like 90% of DM merch is a little exhausting sometimes (*niche character liker*) also his whole thing with being from a monarchy responsible for mass murder is its whole other can of worms, but memory world on the whole has. issues. 🥴

favorite line: on the whole i'm not the biggest fan of season 0/early manga yami yugi but "THINK ABOUT THAT....IN THE HOSPITAL" is a bit of manga dialogue i crack up about constantly. don't aim yoyos at people.

brOTP: him and yugi of course...... i dont see them as lovers and not just besties but a secret third thing. see below. ALSO i love love love his bond with mana and mahad ;___; childhood friends!!! please!!!!!

OTP: i actually dont really have one?? Atem is aro to me, I don't really feel strong attachment to any of his ships! in theory i would like yami yugi/dark magician (atem/mahad) if atem wasn't 16. ah well.

nOTP: lol. lmao. cant really say im that big into puzzleshipping as a romantic ship, im afraid. like i definitely get Why so many people like it, but them in a romantic context does absolutely nothing to me. that pair is so much more compelling to me as a platonic soulmates type thing. shrugs.

random headcanon: aro, autistic, would get really into cooking and grilling if he had his own body and was allowed to live post-canon. you can pry grilldad atem from my cold dead hands.

unpopular opinion: i like yugi himself more than i like yami yugi (dont get me wrong, I like him, but I wouldn't put him in my top favorite DM characters list), and also. i feel like there's a little bit of a fandom wide desperate clinging to his season 0 "edgy demonic possession guy who KILLZ people!!!!" thing and im just not especially into it. there's a lot more to him than that. OH ALSO i think what s4 of the anime did with him is genuinely so compelling and interesting. SHRUGS.

song i associate with them: i dont really think i have one unfortunately!

favorite picture of them:

love wins :)

#ygo posting #asks #a-little-art-corner #it is very funny that even though yami yugi is like. THE yugioh guy MISTER yugioh himself #i dont actually have that much to say about him. hes fine!! he just doesnt deep fry my brain the way other ygos do

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

not to be Edgy but nive with canon!nine 🙏

#lorien legacies #LL number nine #LL number five #nive #LL nive #had shuffle going and this hit me in the face like a frying pan #I am the Most Normal Anyone Has Ever Been or Ever Will Be About Them #i'm just. HNGH they're SO AWFUL and i love them #i will be that bitch about them and no one can stop me. five's playlist unironically has 'you're gonna go far kid' on it as god intended #playlists #whosebaby makes playlists #whosebaby makes things #LL tag #shipping #dyn: lost boys #also this is like. almost entirely from nine's point of view after the end of FoF lmao #like i noticed that from that point forward five doesn't /like/ him At All; but he also doesn't want to /fight/ him #every single time there's violence after that; or violence implied that he expresses wanting to happen; or that other people assume will #is initiated solely by nine. every time five fights back it's because he is defending himself; he actively saves nine's life multiple times #before and after nine initiates violence at him #the last time nine hits him in canon it's punching him in the face without warning after five saved him and then /gently/ set him down #and other people's perception of this is 'they mutually want to kill or otherwise Do a Violence at Each Other' #'and therefore the proposed solution to work out their differences is to lock them in a room together after the battle' #'to beat the living fuck out of or kill each other just like nine has wanted all along; and five Doesn't' 🙃 #anyway yeah this song is very much nive from canon!nine's pov and also reflects how he thinks of other people in general lmao

[bumbleblurr]

listen I think bulkhead is far MORE Boyfriend Material than most of the tfa cast but I doubt the majority of the fandom is ready for that conversation

#i admit i do obsess over the 3 out of 6 main guys the fandom goes crazy over #(the 6 main guys being bee‚ b1urr‚ shocks‚ megs‚ op‚ & blitz) #but in my defense. i only would want to kiss bee and thats it the other 2 i like to chop into pieces and cook them in a stir fry #bulkhead though is by far more hunka hunka burning love than all these losers #more hubba hubba even akdgdldhdlhffl #he goes so unappreciated tho including by myself i dont post any of my drawings of him :[ #i think maybe its bc the writers dont. Bother giving him a huge struggle or anything so ppl dont get as invested in him #which could have Definitely been done bc bulkhead had this whole thing in the first ep #where hes like ''im not a brainless brute!! i have a sensitive side too!'' #though they. resolve that by ''forget sensitive smashing stuff is fun'' bc this is a show for little boys in the early 2000s #oh wait did i say first ep i meant like the. 3rd ep ig #ok anyway #they do?? kinda touch on it again in later episodes here and there like the dinobots ep but its never. #Really Explored as much as i think it could have. #bc honestly i Love the arc bulkhead goes though where he goes to art #to express himself & kinda try to prove to the world that theres more depth to him than just The Big Guy #but they use it to be like ''BULKHEAD SUCKS AT ART LMAO!!! look at everybody making fun of bulkhead bc isnt it SOOOO funny'' #like its not :[ but again this is a boys cartoon from the early 2000s idk what i was expecting #i think if it were made later it would have tackled that a lot better #and Actually have bulkhead being an artist be smth a lot more meaningful #idk maybe thats like me as a sappy artist though #at least the little kernels of a well crafted compelling bulkhead focused narrative are there. they just never put them in the ground #ogh maybe i should start obsessing over bulkhead and do the shit canon failed him on #this is how bulkhead lovers can win #i'll singlehandedly convince everyone that man is kissable (/j i dont actually think i have that skill to do that) #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦

[wiiwarechronicles]

I had a dream that fry was pregnant and he was very excited and caring about it. It was a really nice dream because it felt like real episode and was comforting. Also he ended up having twins ^_^

Awesome that in your dream world leela was (presumably) knocked up 2 men

#^ canonically got kif pregnant in the show #I’m glad the dream was really nice for you anon #personally #i don’t think I could ever see fry having kids. like I love him but he himself acknowledges he just doesn’t have the temper or patience #fry is selfish and awful and stupid I love him #but it would be fun to draw little mutant offspring for them…. both fry and leela are genetically so fucked up #maidsmop #anon

[mmollymercury]

Watched jurassic bark again... ITS NOT FAIR😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️, OMG I HOPE SEYMOUR COMES BACK IN THE REBOOT, IT MIGHT BE A SHIT AND EASY THING FOR THEM TO PULL- BUT NO! SEYMOUR IS LONG OVERDO FOR JUSTICE, HE NEEDS TO LIVE AGAIN, ITS ACTUALLY TEARING MY HEART IN TWO😭😭😭😭

#futurama #futurama seymour #futurama revival #pls pls pls #this precious baby needs to see his owner again #HE ONLY KNEW FRY FOR THREE YEARS BUT SPENT 12 YEARS WAITING FOR HIM TO COME BACK DO U REALISE HOW SAD THAT IS??! #HE LITERALLY FORCED HIMSELF TO LIVE TO THE LONGEST HE POSSIBLY COULD #JUST TO SEE HIM AGAIN 😭 #on the brink of tears fuck

[sesshy380]

Early wordcount of the day: 400

None of it went to the revision of chapter 90. Instead it went to OC backstory, which I'm not entirely certain I'll keep what I wrote.

Brain is apparently still upset over not being able to figure out how to fix what I wrote yesterday, and seemed to get even more grumpy at the idea of scrapping current idea and taking a different approach.

Add to it that my body aches today because I slipped on my porch yesterday. Thankfully the extra cushioning on my backside took majority of the fall impact, but now my hip has a bruise and I'm feeling some pulled muscles.

I can't wait for warmer weather so I can open some windows and get some fresh air and sunshine to help combat when brain starts heading down the road of depression that gets brought about by days like this.

#writing progress #400 on a wip that i don't even know if i'll keep #warm weather can't get her fast enough #depression setting in again #bound to get worse since there's a 1 year anniversary date fast approaching in the next few weeks #i just have to keep reminding myself that grandpa found himself a great fishing spot and he'll be back once fish have stopped biting #then everyone will get together to help clean all the fish he's caught #and we'll fry 'em up for a community fish fry #i call dibs on the first fry basket of smelt!

[sawsession]

there's plenty of very valid criticisms for saw (2004) but one that bothers me is when ppl are like "it's impossible to lay still like that for so long" like??? no its not??? tobin bell literally laid there the entire bathroom shoot its incredibly doable... plus even if adam or lawrence saw the body move what're they gonna do?? check it?? like why would they jump to that conclusion rather than assuming they're either seeing things or the body's going through rigor mortis sdkjhsjkfhsjkfhs idk i think its perfectly reasonable given the circumstances

#also remember adams initial reaction tot he body #YOU RLLY THINK BRO IS GONNA INTENTIONALLY LOOK AT IT?? #all im saying it they had bigger fish to fry like why would they be watching the body at all #and as they said in the commentary jigsaw enjoys the risk like #he gets himself involved #so it wasnt like it was a perfect masterplan of his #lmao trust me there are a lot of issues #even tho i think the movie is a masterpiece lmao #but idk i dont think thats as significant of a plot hole as ppl think it is #just bcause YOU wouldnt be able to lay like that for so long doesnt mean he couldnt #saw (2004) #saw posting