I've been rewatching Osomatsu-san and have been keeping track of the times the brothers have said each other's names/nicknames because I have always wondered about it so yeah this is very self-indulgent TT_TT but I will be sharing it below.
Note!
1. Included are Seasons 1-3 and The Movie (2019), however I did not include AUs apart from F6 and Girlymatsu, and skipped over recap episodes as well as ending songs and previews
2. I did not include times when their names was said but it wasn't pertaining to them specifically so things like "Osomatsu-kun/-san" as titles or "Karamatsu Girls"
3. I did not count the times where a brother would refer to them as a whole like when Karamatsu would say "brothers" or when Totty says "niisan-tachi" (brothers)
4. The term "niisan"/ "chounan" (older brother) and "suekko" (youngets child) are counted only if they are used as a non descriptor so things like "I'm the eldest", and "Todomatsu, the youngest" do not count. However, they sometimes translate as nicknames based on context so things like "Share with your big bro" and "Come on, little bro" count, I hope this made sense lol
5. This is not 100% accurate 'cause I might miss some, especially when they aren't put into the subs but I did my best to compile it :DD
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
MOVIE
Final Tally!
Link if you wanna see better
That out if the way, let's award some NEETs yeah?
Below will be the ranking of: Who's name they said the most/least, and who said their name the most/least :DD (Apart from themselves ofc)
Osomatsu
Said the most: Todomatsu (80)
Said the least: Jyushimatsu (50)
Said his name most: Todomatsu (45)
Said his name least: Ichimatsu (13)
Karamatsu
Said the most: Jyushimatsu (51)
Said the least: Ichimatsu (20)
Said his name most: Osomatsu (51)
Said his name least: Ichimatsu (22)
Choromatsu
Said the most: Todomatsu (55)
Said the least: Osomatsu (29)
Said his name most: Todomatsu (70)
Said his name least: Ichimatsu (13)
Ichimatsu
Said the most: Jyushimatsu (59)
Said least: Osomatsu & Choromatsu (13)
Said his name most: Osomatsu (68)
Said his name least: Karamatsu (20)
Jyushimatsu
Said the most: Osomatsu (40)
Said the least: Choromatsu (23)
Said his name most: Ichimatsu (59)
Said his name least: Choromatsu (34)
Todomatsu
Said the most: Choromatsu (70)
Said the least: Karamatsu (31)
Said his name most: Osomatsu (80)
Said his name least: Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu (37)
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Has the most names: Choromatsu (19)
Has the least names: Todomatsu (6)
Mannn I love this, hope you guys enjoyed the data as much as I did lol. If you find mistakes feel free to correct!! And also, ask questions if you have them :DD
My thoughts in tags! Add your thoughts as well I wanna see how mad you guys go with this info
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hihiii i'm asking again, tell me to stop if you're tired of me, i swear. but would you maybe have hcs for Sara and Cisco, together, in the polycule or just the two of them whichever inspires you most, maybe potentially
darling, if i was tired of you i simply wouldn't answer,
now, now, now, the hoes that pay attention know i hc cisco as aroallo. cupioromantic, to be specific- meaning he has no romo attraction, and desires romo relationships. he loves his romantic partners, not in the way they tend to love him back but that doesn't mean the way cisco loves them isn't important or enough for them. i've also come to see sara as something of an aromantic as well, not completely lacking the attraction as cisco does but it being a fluctuating thing for her; think aroflux.
now, how this relates back to vibecanary- i don't think they would see each other as romantic partners. they're boyfriend-girlfriend, they're friends, they have fun together... they're the best damn fuckbuddies you ever did see. to me, they are queering the platonic and they focus more on sex than anything alterous, such as a queerotic type of thing.
you can really see how my own aroallo-ism gets into everything huh
the other hoes also know that laurel lance was apart of the flarrow polycule pre-murder. at the time of her death, she was with both nyssa and cisco. a while after, sara's legendscule finally links up with the superflarrowcule, forming the biggest arrowverse polycule in the au. there's a rule about family members being in the same exact polycule, but that's rendered null as soon as the family member already in it fucking dies. you'll remember that both sara and cisco was dealing with the death of a big sibling during invasion!, and cisco loved laurel and sara loved laurel and laurel loved them both and sara's telling him about how laurel was like as a kid and cisco's making the absolute worst jokes and both of them are trying not to cry and. sara smells like laurel. and cisco was so loved by laurel.
so they hook up in the chaos of the crisis, comforting one another with sloppy sex, understanding each other's grief in a way no one else does...
their first time was supposed to be a one time thing. sara finds someone else to bang it out with next crossover, that fuckbuddy-stealing alex danvers. they don't even hook up again when sara finally finds her way back into nyssa's arms, when olicity finally get her into their bed, when she's waking up tangled between iris and felicity and kara.
it's not until olivibe finally become official- no spoilers- when vibecanary picks up again. by then, laurel is up and breathing again, so is tommy, and laurel chooses to become tommy's wife and stay out of the polycule. thank god for that, cuz there was no protocol for when a polycule member dies, their family member joins, and then the original member resurrects- who stays? what the fuck is happening?
anyway!!!!
but, again, it's the laurel of it all. she's alive again, and cisco can't be with her. she's alive again, and sara never wanted laurel to have to know death as well as sara does. and again, they're both dealing with... weird sibling shit- no spoilers but i mean, pretty easy to guess- and they're lonely and weird and cisco and sara were just supposed to be in star city to visit olicity but then olicity has team arrow business and they're left alone, and, well.
so they hook up, again, as a... unique coping mechanism. and they let themselves have fun together, laughing in the face of grief. sara has puns for days. cisco's sex jokes are the worst things in existence. it doesn't have to be big and emotional and a star-crossed whirlwind epic romance chronicle when they're together- they get to be simple.
they get to slip into each other's lives easily and leave just as easily. they don't have to schedule time together, they take it as it comes. what they are may not seem... important to non-aroallos, they love to look down on platonic fuckbuddies in favor of 'serious' relationships, but it is serious to vibecanary. it just also happens to be easy. sometimes, when you have lives as hectic as theirs, you need something that's fun and simple.
when they're burntout from their other partners and at risk of polysaturation, all it takes is a fun night with each other to feel renewed
so they keep hooking up. and eventually they start calling each other boyfriend and girlfriend, cisco does it jokingly once and sara runs with it, and they never stop bc it's not about comforting each other over laurel anymore, it's about comfort point-blank, and sara's really good with her tongue between cisco's legs and cisco makes sara laugh so much and also now cisco has an excuse to be all up in the waverider YIPPEE!!!
i hope to write this fic one day 🫡
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It will never not bother me how underutilized Chapman's Farm was in D:BH, and how underutilized Kara is as a whole.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Midnight Train should've been Kara's equivalent to Markus' Jericho and Spare Parts. Zlatko and Pirate's Cove should have been used to parallel Capitol Park and Stratford Tower.
A rebellion is more than sending messages to your oppressors, it is helping your fellow oppressed. It is sending out lifelines, giving shelter, caring for the wounded, providing emotional support, transporting those who need it out of danger zones, initiating rescue missions, and building a connection to one another. It's building a community worth starting a revolution for. The small moments and covert missions are just as important as the grand gestures and giant middle fingers to the bad guys.
Jericho's plot is crowded, so it makes sense to reserve that story for the face of the revolution. But just as Markus, as the protagonist, is the face of the game, Kara is the heart. Therefore Kara should have showcased what exactly we were fighting for as Markus: The people. Kara should have been the heart of the revolution.
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I just put up a post on Insta of my farewell ft all the beautiful girls I clicked pics with CUZ LITERALLY ALL OF THEM ARE AJDGDHANJSADH
SIGHS
ANYWAY I have a crush on this one girl and she commented on the post AND I LItERALLY CRASHED TO THE FLOOR IM NOT EVEN KIDDING
AND Y'ALL SHE PERSONALLY MESSAGED ME AND HER EXACT WORDS WERE "YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS MERI JAAN"
OH MY GOD OH MY SJGA OG MYY GODS AHHHHHH
I SWEAR TO GOD
I FUCKED UP A QUESTION IN CLASS TODAY AND SHE SAID "KOI BAAT NAHI MERI JAAN (subtly but I noticed ofc) TUJHE PHIR BHI 4 NUMBER MIL JAYENGE
I COULD NOT CONCENTRATE SHE HAS ME GIGGLING AT MIDNIGHT FOR FUCK'S SAKE OH MY GOD
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