#and kevins like 'that is the worst footwork ive ever seen- including yours in ur rookie season josten- and the ref needs to give a penalty'

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the REAL post pro exy player careers for kevin AND neil are exy commentators 

#neil josten #kevin day #aftg #all for the game #the joint commentate live matches together and toe the line of professionalism and complete bias all the time #also this is when theyre like. 30 #riddled with sports injuries #and kevins like 'that is the worst footwork ive ever seen- including yours in ur rookie season josten- and the ref needs to give a penalty' #and neils like 'well as someone with a working pair of eyes #-nice glasses btw how much is customs from the wizarding world these days?- #i can SEE that wasnt offside and the ref needs to review immediately' #ten solid minutes of no actual exy commentating and just trading increasingly heated jabs at eachother until theyre shouting #no i dont give a FU UUUuhhhhh (remembers theyre live) udge what exy regs 2.34 version says everyone knows that was written by an imbecile #yes i know u wrote it #*suddenly someone misses an open shot at the goal* #kevin and neil immediately in unison: well that was FUCKING EMBARRASSING #their audio is mysteriously abruptly cut for the rest of the game. this happens at least once per game #other highlights include: neil josten flipping the table in the commentary box causing absolute anarchy and chaos as paper flies everywhere #bc kevin remarks the goalie is 'the quickest he's ever seen' #and kevin becoming so filled with misdirected rage at not being allowed to punch neil for arguing w/ him about the ten step rule AGAIN #he picks up his glass of sparkling water and just dumps in on neils head #who is so shocked. and so dumbfounded. he just sits there gasping #he later tips his own on kevins head and they both REFUSE to admit theyre uncomfortable and soggy so just sit like that. for the whole game #HFJDHJKDHFSKSDHFKDH BITCHY OLD MEN KEVIN AND NEIL BECOME INTERNET SENSATIONS FOR THEIR HORRIBLE ANTICS AND CRIMES #and their sports knowledge . sometimes #but mostly bc of that time neil called 34 year old world champion kevin day sporting legend a 'bitch boy' on live coverage of the olympics