#and lbh is the kid coming home from school about to ask him from ice cream

[kurokori]

Second attempt:

Luo Binghe: Shizun, I've been a bad boy~

Shen Qingqiu, holding a letter in his hand: This master is quite aware.

Luo Binghe:

Luo Binghe: I can explain-

(Later)

Shen Qingqiu: I cannot believe that you-

Luo Binghe: Shizun, whatever he said I did, I didn't do it

Shen Qingqiu: You broke Liu Qingge’s-

Luo Binghe: He started it!

Shen Qingqiu: Binghe.

#Lbh trying to dirty talk sqq is the same energy as trying to tell your parent a joke and then getting a two hour lecture #Except this time he actually did smth lmao #sqq is the parent who just got his unruly child's report card in the mail and a call from the teacher #and lbh is the kid coming home from school about to ask him from ice cream #poor thing but also not really #svsss #incorrect svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx #incorrect mxtx