#and like. a few on my tz blog
I understand why you don't want to talk about it, every time you touch on something related to black people you get multiple asks and sometimes other TZ blogs correcting or enlightening you so it's fair if you don't want to tackle Kaz and his non-existent relationship with his daughter just in case. Your friend who thinks it's "cruel" to talk about it is insecure about being corrected and she wants to seem progressive at all times so it's predictable she doesn't want to touch on that either
How unnecessary it is to talk about something has never been a problem for you two so I'm not buying it. Suddenly you don't want to look deeper into it and make a long post and she doesn't want to be an asshole? Please
I’ll let @wetheoriginals speak for herself if she wants to. But I have to say that she’s never come across to me as insecure, not when we’ve disagreed or otherwise.
As for the first part of your ask: every time that we go around about the Vogue quote + paraphrase—which was Zendaya saying that if she were romantically involved with any of her costars they’d have to deal with her dad and brothers, implying that the men in her family gatekeep her sexuality—I say (or imply at least) that I can’t stand the idea of men, including male family members, “protecting” daughters, sisters, wives, girlfriends, etc. from other men. I don’t care for any kind of chivalry, really. (I do like non-gendered politeness, however!)
I basically think what Jablonka is quoted as saying here:
(From here)
One of the last few times we went around about the Vogue excerpt, a few Black anons wrote in to share that the long history of violence and oppression against Black women, during which they were/sometimes still are left completely vulnerable, lives on in the ways in which some in the Black community conceive of men protecting women—as necessary for survival. I admit it’s still really hard for me to unsee chivalry as “a benevolent sexism that complements hostile sexism,” but I can entertain that my pov is a function of my own identity as a white middleclass woman.
One of the many differences between Tom and Zendaya is that Tom is always talking with great reverence and in detail about his dad’s impact on him, and his dad is literally at this very moment and to some of my followers no doubt selling info about Tom for money. Zendaya hasn’t said much specifically about her dad in a number of years, which is one reason that I bring up that little quote from Vogue every time Kaz comes up.
If I have anything to say about Kaz’s impact on Zendaya, then, it’s around this idea of protection. Kaz and Claire brought her into situations (Hollywood/Disney) that then required him/them to protect her an extra amount, and that’s a kind of control, which becomes ickier when you consider how both have tried to profit off of her success. Even if Zendaya has internalized cultural trauma around being a Black woman, and I do believe that’s possible, the specific dynamic of a dad bringing his minor daughter into an adult world raised the stakes around his protection. What’s more, in some ways Kaz let her down. Every time that “read your contract” and Zendaya’s music career come up I think, well, wasn’t it actually Kaz’s job as manager and father of a minor to read that contract? What exactly happened there?
But I’m not sure how that shows up in Zendaya’s life now because she doesn’t let us see too much. Her choosing Tom—a fairly chivalric boyfriend—is maybe the best indicator that she still thinks she needs or maybe she desires protection from men? 🤷🏻♀️
But again, Zendaya isn’t regularly talking about Kaz’s great impact on her and all his words of wisdom that she lives by. Additionally, whatever impact he’s had on her has been colored by whatever sort of falling out they’ve had. She’s probably examined their relationship now that she’s got some distance from it.
For that reason, Zendaya’s relationship with her mom is maybe more interesting?
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FYI: You missed a great soulfood night! Girl... mac n cheese, yams with marshmallows, fried cabbage with beef sausage, honey corn bread, fried chicken. It was awesome!! Im tired at work, but, I get to work out on my lunch hour. 🤣 Can you believe my scrubs tried to fight me putting them on this morning. Had to grab a larger pair in the locker room. I hollered. I'm a new RN by the way, just passed the NCLEX-RN exam. Still giddy, i guess. That test is a beast, by the end my critical thinking was out the window. 🤪Oh well...Tonight is Taco Tuesday with sweet potato fires. Your invited. 😉 I ate your plate last night 😁. I saw that you wanted to crash...anytime. ❤️
Back to work on this 12 hr shift.
Tom and Zendaya are definitely engaged, she just doesn't show the ring. Or she shows it in plain site, yet the public doesn't realize it. I mean she stated she bought it for herself. And they knew journalist would check. You have to cover all bases and come up with a story to keep them at bay. Of course, manipulating the truth is par for the course. Too many eyes on them, and they want to protect what belongs to them. I definitely get that.
Have a great week, peeps! ✌🏾👋🏾
P.S. I have a small slice of apple pie with french vanilla ice cream left over. I will think about the blog upon my first few bites. 😂😂
GIRL!!! You have my mouth salivating over here when you're mentioning all that good soul food!! Rofl 🤣 😭
That sounded fabulous!!
I haven't had soul food in sooo looong..... 😢😭😭
Now that I eat a plant-based/vegan diet at the moment, you might have to modify some of the chicken and dairy options for me lol 😆
But it's all good 👍🏾
I'm cracking up at you not being able to fit your scrubs lol. 🤣
Re: TZ....
I def think they're engaged too but just aren't saying anything. I'm sure they would want to keep that private to themselves. But the signs are all pointing to engaged.
I felt that way ever since they attended that wedding together, and Tom was stroking some ring that Zendaya was wearing on her LEFT ring finger BTW 😏 👀.... Also, her saying "my fffffamily" in that interview with Timmy for Dune lol 😆 That has always been incredibly sus to me lol 😆 💖 😄
There are little signs here and there that fans have picked up on for years. And we all know celebrities are not above lying if it means they are able to maintain their privacy! 😏
They've been moving like a couple shots been integrating their lives wth each other for years imo. 🤷🏾♀️
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I consider this a safe space so this is an embarrassing confession I want to get off my chest: these past few weeks i notice a lot of my favorite TZ blogs kind of getting over them and getting on with their lives and it makes me feel weirdly bad about myself because I'm definitely not there yet. I'm chronically ill so there's not much to my social life apart from like my best friend and this has been such a nice escapism bubble this winter and spring. This obviously is a me problem and I wish all of you happiness in your real lives and other fandoms obviously and i hope this didn't weird you out
don’t worry, I’ve been there, while i was still struggling a lot more with my mental health and was only at home all day I felt the same but tbh I wouldn’t worry too much, I know for myself I might not be as hyper-invested anymore but I’ll be here with the rest of y’all to scream and cry when we get the next unhinged content
honestly, my advice would be find something that makes you happy outside of tomdaya, like for me that’s books so whenever we are in a drought like this I’ll get super into reading and buying books again which is also great distraction from my every day issues, or sometimes I’ll get super into skin care and yoga again, like find another thing that gives you that serotonin rush you know
and thank you for sharing, I get being hyperfocused and not getting over it in the same time as other people and feeling weird about it, the self-awareness really is crucial when you’re dealing with obsessive behavior 💚
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no same i muted x reader a while ago!! it’s just too weird for me. and i’ve blocked so many accounts on twitter that post ai or weird overly sexualized photos of tom. where are my regular degular tom fans who are genuinely interested in his career? i i know they exist but seems like a lot of my old fav tom accounts or tz accounts who post about tom in a nuanced/respectful way are becoming less active across all the social media platforms i use :(
would love to make one myself but i’m too busy to actively keep up with a blog or account but anyway. that’s why i appreciate your blog a lot. you have interesting takes (regardless if i agree with them or not) and you have a good balance between being complimentary but also realistic about tom and his career, it’s refreshing and i enjoy your posts!
Thanks 🤗.
I've blocked so many "AI blogs" 🫠I understand posting thirst traps, I did that a few times, but at least post a real photo of him!.
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Shit no I didn't mean it in a bad way, I meant it like when we follow one of you, you slowly introduce us to other tz blogs that are much different than yours and we end up following all of you. It's just a community with many different individuals who have their own things to bring to tumblr, I don't know if I make sense. Sorry for the ones I forgot, I was racking my brain to remember, miss huff, learningtosmelltheroses, inyourwildestdreams 😭 I know I'm still forgetting
Lmao I’m just fucking with you! You had it right the first time!!!
Still missing a few!!!
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You don’t have to post or anything but the posts you posted/deleted on Sunday after Taylor’s aoty win as well as some you’ve reblogged were in bad taste. I hope you understand that people have valid criticism of Taylor both in the results of the Grammys as well the capitalistic side effects of her lifestyle. Not saying you don’t have the right to love her and her music! But you acted dismissive of others, especially women of color, who voiced their valid critiques of the woman’s wins and actions. You writing their opinion off as just being “haters” was wrong. Your words came across petty and distasteful. I hope you understand the inherit bias the media/industry has for Taylor versus her contemporaries. Some of us are tired of seeing only her be rewarded for things many others (especially other women/woc) have tirelessly worked on and accomplished. This corner of tumblr has so many diverse voices and your posts (to me) wrote their perspective/commentary off completely. Frankly that just seems mean to me.
If Taylor fans can’t handle any valid criticism of her then it may be time to reflect on your relationship to her. These past few days have been so jarring on here! If you can’t take a step back and acknowledge that you’ve completely disregarded valid critique of that woman you’re going to continue to lose connections/followers on here by writing others voices off. I realize that I’m not Taylor’s target audience as a poc so I do tend to critique her as an outsider. But it was lowkey hurtful to see her fans write off our voices/opinions. Not trying to police what you say/do on here bc it’s your blog but maybe don’t be petty or rude because it didn’t paint you (or the other swifties in this corner of tumblr) in the best light. Realistically these small things don’t matter in the grand scheme of everything but it’s been on my mind the past few days. Idk it changed the way I view your blog and how you interact with the poc voices present here. I hope you continue to be open and understanding next time. :/
I accept criticism and I get not liking someone but you have to understand that when you keep reading over time nasty things about someone you are a fan of it gets tiring, specially when some people write it in a way that translates to the people who enjoy her music, basically implying that we are basic or white supremacists because we enjoy it and honestly I shut up a lot of times but you get fed up at one point, I am the first one to criticise people I am a fan of but acting like she is a terrorist and wanting me to stay cool reading that it’s a bit too much, my main Taylor fandom is not even in this corner but on twitter, as I am here mainly for TZ. Also when you mention the capitalist sideffects of her lifestyle, do you really think she is the only one that is doing that? Seems kinda hypocrite to me because every single millionare has that, you gotta be aware that all these HW people are capitalists.
Also I think that a lot of people deserve awards and recognition as much as she does (to me its crazy that Beyonce has not win AOTY) but to completely discredit her ? You can be frustrated and talk about all those conversations about woc having to work harder and that’s completely normal and valid but not to act like she is completely undeserving.
Lastly honestly you are judging me by calling me rude and mean and you don’t know me at all, you don’t know how I am in real life so making all those judgements based on a moment of lashing cause I was fed up seems unfair to me, I actually deleted it cause maybe some comments were taken the wrong way and I did not want to bring drama here and not make it weird for my tz mutuals I have here out of respect. Anyways this is the last thing I’ll say about this, I want to protect my peace of mind and this for me is about fun so yeah not dwelling on negative discourse.
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CONGRATULATIONS, CALLIE! your role of TOM HOLLAND has been accepted and we’re happy to welcome you to GONE HOLLYWOOD! now that your application has been accepted, here are a few things that you should do and we’re looking forward to seeing you on the dash!
send your account in within 24 hours.
follow everyone on the blog roll.
follow all the tracked tags.
make sure you’re following all the guidelines for your new role.
send us a message if you’d like a link to our OOC blog.
OOC:
name/alias: callie.
age: twenty-five
time zone: central tz.
pronouns: she/her.
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IC:
preferred celebrity: tom holland.
backup celebrity: dylan o’brien.
celebrities gender: cismale for both boys.
celebrities pronouns: he/him for both boys.
age & birthday: tom is 26, born june 1st, 1996 and dylan is 31, born august 26th, 1991.
career: actor for both boys.
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OTHER:
wanted connections: anyone either of them have worked with would be lovely! tyler posey, daniel sharman, cody christian, arden cho, crystal reed, gage golightley, sinqua walls, chris evans, paul rudd, jacob batalon, robert pattinson, anthony mackie, sebastian stan, elizabeth olsen, and many others!
guidelines password: rfp.
do you want your celebrity included in the gossip blog?: rfp.
trigger warnings: rfp.
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ANYTHING ELSE:
misc: i’ll bring him in as single and with no kids. thank you for looking over my app, loves.
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the highly anticipated part two to the actress x luke hughes insta edit which skyrocketed my insta edit making career on my blog!! these have came so far since I started (on part one!)
part one
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yourusername - every ending has a beginning
vol 1 may 27
vol 2 july 1
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lhughes_06 - LETS GO BABY !!!
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oliviarodrigo - SO EXCITED
noahschnapp - best years of my life!!
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sadiesink - my 💛 to my ❤️
joekeery - 🖤🖤
gatenm123 - just a few more weeks!! 😎
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sydneysweeney - can’t wait to watch!!
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hbo - set your countdowns !!!
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yourusername - candids by luke >
jackhughes86 - she is the 🥱 emoji
quinnhughes_ - our favorite actress in her second element
dylanduke25 - beach bums 🏐
_alexturcotte - not pictured, tz & I hitting lukey with the volleyball as jamie yelled at us for it
jamie.drysdale - I tried to warn luke but only y/n heard
trevorzegras - “WATCH OU— oh never mind” (jamie, 2022)
elblue06 - glad some of you guys could go down to celebrate y/n/n’s big LA premiere!! 🤍
↳ jackhughes86 - we are the best third wheels mom
↳ colecaufield - and big bros 🤩
edwards.73 - no invites for the umich boys :(
↳ yourusername - next time eddy!! 🥳 plus all the boys were down here instead of at the lake for the summer so …… they weren’t really invited
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yourusername - grateful for the experience to play this amazing character….. who gave me my first big break! eleven is special to my heart, and I’ll eat all the waffles in the world for a chance to play her again! may 27th is coming so soon, I can’t wait for you guys to see Vol 1 🧇
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↳ lhughes_06 - I better be, because you’re stuck with me star 💛
umichhockey - 🤩🤩
edwards.73 - so this is the dress she told us about 🤗
markestapa - prettier than what she said ^
lhughes_06 - @trevorzegras helped her pick it out 🤯
jackhughes86 - little star ⭐️
trevorzegras - turned out to be stunning🤩
quinnhughes_ - can’t wait to binge all of the shows / movies coming out this year for our girl!!
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for jiminie~
truth - who would you rather watch fuck me: taehyung or yoongi?
dare - i dare you to fuck me until i can’t walk
(trans male)
Gender of the Reader: trans* male
Status: unedited
Trigger Warning: could cause dysphoria! (sexual content; minor descriptions of trans male genitalia; explicit body reactions etc.)
➙ if you're uncomfortable with it, please move on! ♡
*Jimin huffs at your request and rolls his eyes, his face shows a mixture of amusement, disbelief and still some kind of curiosity. He leans forward into your direction and clicks with his tongue to gain your full attention, the muttering and chatting of the other, more than surprised, boys made you a little shy and flustered. Now Jimin’s dark eyes look slowly upon your figure, liking his plush lips in a rather dirty manner, which results into rubbing your thighs in need together.*
“Tz, tz, tz... such a filthy question came over your lips and you still act like a shy, innocent schoolboy? Honestly, I thought I already fucked the shyness out of your cute, mushy brain. Well, seems like we need to try other methods to get your delicious little ass out of the shell of embarrassment. So, why don’t we try that with the method you suggested only a few minutes ago, hm? I don’t think I have to decide between Yoongi and Taehyung, I’m fine if both of them would have their way with you. Of course only when they’re fine with this Idea... what do you think? Why don’t you ask them by yourself if they want to fuck you, the needy slut you are~ Yeah, y’all up for a fuck with my greedy babyboy? Babe... I know you’d die for some double penetration, why don’t you hurry into the bathroom and prepare your sweet, little asshole for some cock. ...what about you ride on top of Taehyung, taking his massive dick into your tight core until he can feel your belly bulge under his palm, while Yoongi fucks your ass open and stuff this needy hole and I facefuck your delicate mouth. Someone who says such nasty things should put his mouth to some good use.”
*Jimin sees you gulping at the dirty words that comes over his shameless lips, very aware what he’s actually doing to you. Just a little more teasing and you’d have soaked your boxers completely and the stain between your legs would be even visible on the grey sweats you’re wearing. He loves to rile you up, you always respond so good to his actions. Nonetheless he’s a little caught off guard once again as the following words leave your lips shyly.*
“Fuck... God, Y/N, Baby... you gonna be the death for me one day. How the fuck can you look so cute and shy when such nasty words are stumbling over your delicious lips, you’re truly insatiable! You already know that you’ll gonna get fucked by three men and you still dare to ask me, to fuck you ‘til you can’t walk anymore?! Oh Babyboy, I promise you, we will make sure to ruin all of your holes thoroughly. But if that is still not enough for you, I will force you onto your hands and knees and gonna fuck Taehyung’s cum back into your slutty holes and stuff you up with a nice buttplug to keep Yoongi’s cum in your asshole. Hm, what about that?”
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I used to follow a much smaller onscreen pairing, Grant and Candice from The Flash, and at the time really wanted them to get together because of their onscreen chemistry. At the time, I used to follow a blog that quite literally resembles what Ashley is to TZ. When Grant started dating, it was literally “she’s just using him” and “it’s pr”. It was less about Grant and/or Candice, but very much focused on hating Grant’s partner. And I’m embarrassed to admit it but at the time i was on the anti bandwagon. I remember thinking, “there HAS to be a reason” because what was actually happening in reality didn’t fit the narrative I made up in my head. But when Grant announced his engagement, it finally clicked to me that I was being an anti. Fast forward a few years later, Grant now happy with a wife and child… I looked up that anti blog from years ago, and they are still active! Still full on believing its fake/pr. Still lost in their delusional theories. Still hating on Grant’s wife. It is literally like your pinned post for TZ. My long ask is to say, some antis will just remain like that forever and there is nothing you can say to or show them that will change their minds. It’s just not worth energy to try to level sense into them.
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i know you don't associate with homestuck anymore but if you have anything Special Opinions on terezi I'm dying to hear them
terezi is the only thing from homestuck i take (among a few other things but ssshh)
BUT LISTEN I DO HAVE A LOT OF TEREZI THOUGHTS!!!
They’re mostly like. all specially placed on my TZ rp blog and I’d love to give some shit but my mind is BLAUGHGH
But one of the things is the fact I disagree that Terezi would wear garish colors on her person cus i can imagine that fucks w her smello-vision shit and also like ... she doesnt give a shit she wears the same like hoodie for 3 weeks she is nasty ... she just wears fucking whatever/muted colors and stuff yk BUT SHRUGS....
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I find it interesting that all my fave tz blogs are talking about tom, and not about ourselves and our own mental health and sm use. that was, like, the whole point.
That was what Tom wanted us to talk about? So what? Maybe that’s not what we felt like talking about?
Anyhow, I did talk about myself a bit in one of my first answers on the topic from last night—
I think my own social media use is pretty healthy, actually. I’m a reflective person and enjoy being here on tumblr as a form of escapism and as a low-stakes opportunity to discuss pop culture with Tomdaya as a touchstone. I also have a personal IG account that is private for just my family, friends, and acquaintances (I have been moving away from posting a lot there because representing my life that way sometimes feels…debasing?), and i have two Twitter accounts, one that is pop culture centric (I just lurk and only once every few days), and one that is focused on national and local (DC) politics, including education politics and policy (I check in daily and sometimes tweet). I end up enjoying the pop-culture focused accounts more, including this tumblr, because the stakes are so low and I don’t experience stress at all here. The others I find myself visiting out of obligation to stay connected and informed with “real life,” where all the stakes and stresses are so much higher.
So I’ve got it figured out for myself, mostly. I didn’t read Tom’s message as a wake-up call or anything like that, so it didn’t inspire me to look within. I see him struggling with the competing pulls of authenticity and celebrity, which I don’t take personally at all, but which interest me on a more abstract level. Again, I’m not here for intense self-reflection. I get that elsewhere.
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Confession:
I check N's account every now and then. My parasocial self thinks she still have something for Tom. She often post stories whenever T or Z go viral. Few things I remember:
1. Her posting being at Soho House (I think in London) in 2023 when Tom celebrated his birthday in Soho House (US) with his family and Z.
2. Her posting on Sept 1 or 2 2022 (depending on the timezone) and captioned it Good old goods. Well what I see on the post is she wants to show that she's out and happy (nothing wrong about that but girl, why sept 2 of all dates?)
3. When Tom went viral because of fixing his girl's door, N posted a story about his current boyfriend being a handy man or something to that effect (well I admit I may be overthinking this one and my understanding of British humor could be wrong)
4. Shared a story about attending Dorian Gray opening night which happened the same day as Dune 2 premiere in London (and TZ went viral that day as expected)
Sorry for the rant, just need to let it out..
Thanks Anon for your confession....
I'm just going to be honest here since that's what I usually am on my blog lol. I'll give you my honest opinion. 😅
I'll first be honest and admit that I really haven't paid much attention to N (if at all) since 2021 lol.
Once it became apparent that Tom dumped her to get back with Z, and he and Z were starting a relationship back up again, I really didn't see the need to follow whatever N was doing tbh.
I mean, maybe you might be on to smthg? But my honest feeling is that you might just be reading a little too much into innocuous things. Just because N posts on the same day as smthg going on with TZ doesn't automatically mean she's not over Tom or over a breakup.
She and Tom barely dated each other... 👀 It's not like they dated each other for years upon years, or even went out on dates like a regular couple (most of their time together was spent indoors during the Covid-19 shutdown).
Honestly? It's 2024. If she were still pining after a guy that dumped her almost 4 years ago back in 2020, I'd say that it's time for her to go to therapy and figure out what's going on there, coz that's not normal. 👀😬
With that said, I personally doubt N is still holding a torch for Tom. It was pretty obvious when she was throwing shade re: their breakup, but after 2021, I haven't seen her behaving in that manner. I also kind of get the feeling that she made peace with the whole thing long time ago.
Sometimes, I think fans forget that Tom was actually her rebound from Stanley. Tom himself was also still rebounding (imo) when he dated N. 🤷🏾♀️
I really don't think it was as serious as some fans made the thing out to be tbh.
Last I checked, N seems perfectly happy with her new beau. ☺️
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Some of my OCs Meeting Spamton Thoughts
So, one of my big projects is a sci-fi/fantasy anthology called "Moonlit Path." I have a few stories available on Wattpad and I have a bit of information about it on my other side-blog.
One of the species in this world are the Delphteans. They're a race of amphibious fish people that are recovering from nearly being wiped out. They're bouncing back and as a Kingdom are fairly wealthy due to having exclusive access to deep sea pearls, special sea salts, etc. However, they tend to be reckless to a fault.
Which is perfect Big Shot grounds for Spamton. Seriously, he'd make it big there because not many Delphteans care about malware and they love to shop.
But first, lemme talk about themes:
As a species, they all look very similar since they're for intents and purposes clones. They individualize through choices and environmental effects. They also put great importance on developing their skills since their society lacks experts. While their oldest are over 250 years old, their average lifespan is in their mid-20's due to their recklessness and rapid self-replication.
So (using tech left over from prior to the near-extinction event and a little bit of inherent ability known as Flow), the Delphteans save the skills of specific individuals and force it into vat grown clones to build on the skills. That way, they can have rapid deployment of fully trained doctors, computer experts, etc. to replace any that die. Those professions also frequently upload their skills to keep the database up-to-date.
This means, a huge percentage of the population are born as babies and blank slates. A much smaller percentage are essentially born as fully-fledged and educated adults with jobs that they were literally built to do.
So yeah, some Delphteans are pre-determined into their roles, whether they like it or not.
Enter TZ:
TZ is the last computer expert due to problems in the skills database and the memory merging process. However, he no longer officially works for the Kingdom due to self-exile due to failing to disable a highly complex security system while his friends were breaking into a warehouse. (This has also left him with a phobia for robots). He also has anxiety-driven pica with little regard of what it is he's eating. Comms devices, paintbrushes, his tie, napkins, coffee mugs, light bulbs, he's eaten nearly everything.
While he's insanely skilled with computers, his dream is to be the holonet's favourite stuntman.
In nearly every other interaction, he's super sweet and fearless. One of his boyfriends is infected with eldritch powers and the other is big and kind of a jerk and TZ has 0 nerves, just pure curiosity and acceptance.
However, he couldn't like Spamton, even if he wanted to.
1. Spamton kinda looks like a robot
2. He'd very quickly realize that Spamton's basically malware.
TZ doesn't have a hurtful bone in his body, but he'd be very concerned that everyone else likes Spamton. Also, Spamton would have the unique ability that if he ever snuck up on TZ, TZ would get spooked and hiss at him.
Usually Moody Bravo However:
Bravo is about 50 years old. She's a major BIG SHOT in Delphtean Society and is one of the few 2nd generation Delphteans still alive. Bravo is a hero, she's saved her people countless times with her wingsuit and grappling hook. (When your planet has titanic god-like serpents and their aggressive crocodilian worshipers that both have a taste for your species' flesh, you need a few heroes.)
Her fame rocketed her to the upper echelons of her society, complete with adoring fans, lots of money, and power. However, the stress of living as the perfect role model for her species wore her down and grew to hate it.
So, when TZ failed to shut down that security system, she faked her death and ran off-planet to the black-market-infested asteroids. She spends a few years getting blackout drunk, sleeping around, and getting into fights. She basically tore down her whole life to self-destruct because sometimes power just sucks man.
Bravo would wholeheartedly adore Spamton
"you're sellin' me potion little dude? Hell yeah."
"... I don't have Kromer, but I have credits?" She watches Spamton eat it and laughs. "Okay, where's the nearest ATM?"
Bravo is the type of person to choose to spend the night in a dumpster because "cool, why not?"
And she'd take his deals purely to see what happens, then take him to the bar afterward. She'd also explain that, honestly, money and power aren't really freedom. Sometimes, you just gotta go out and self-destruct a little and things'll be cool. (Bravo is not necessarily handling her lot in life well. But she thinks this is good advice.)
Lastly, FU:
She's a young cloned medic who everyone treats as if she was the previous medic. FU is an amazing surgeon and is fairly introverted. She typically wears a medical mask to hide her face (a trait she's had prior to current events). FU is softspoken and prefers to keep to herself, but she enjoys her job. Her hobbies include xenobiology (aka, non-Delphtean biology).
She'd 1000% try to convince Spamton to come in for a physical (I mean, how often have you met a living computer program that has a physical body? NEAT! And he produces eggs called pipis somehow?! This is entirely professional and any suggestion otherwise would upset her. FU is very repulsed by sex) and if he'd let her, they'd end up fast friends. (Also he's so little! And an adult! AWESOME!) I don't see him being enthusiastic about this.
Considering he probably has IBS and potentially other problems, she'd try her best to help him out. Even if she has to bring in TZ as a consult.
She would make deals with him, she's quite used to it and if it makes him happy, why not? She'd also try to help him out with his verbal tics and work through his self-loathing. She basically invented mental health care for the Delphteans, once she realized how ubiquitous it is in the clones.
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Essentially, he'd have friends in this universe, at least in one of the kingdoms. Some of my other OCs would also get a kick out of him. (Honestly, a pic of Ex engaging in a fight with his heart would be awesome. He just really likes fighting for fun.)
Another note about this universe is that the "common" Galactic internet is called the holonet and it's based on rainbows. Spamton would be sparkly here.
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hi i’m kofi , prefer she / they pronouns , am twenty3 , and reside in the est tz ! i have one semester before i’m officially a college grad , and i’m currently on semester break so i’ve been playing lots of animal crossing ! as always , i’m mega late to posting this intro and uh ... it’s oddly on brand for me . this is truly my very first supernatural rp so please go easy on me 🥺 ( and also why i’ve only picked up one chara for now , but i def may pick up another one in the future ! ) mina is a brand new muse so please don’t roast me too bad if there are changes as she develops ! that’s enough of my yammering , here’s some info on my love , mina !
something wicked this way comes … in the darkness of night under a starless sky , i’ve heard mina lee humming a familiar tune down the streets of new orleans , it sounded like damage by h.e.r. ; she might resemble bae suzy , if not for her indelible association with dog eared books lingering around her apartment , the delicate aroma of peach vanilla on skin , and a high ponytail bouncing during an early morning run . the twenty six year old gender human has called this city her home for three years , working as an owner at rancher’s grocery . as tensions ever rise , she seems to tolerate the pureblood monarchy . i would wish min luck in coming times , who knows how much of it they have left .
001. STATISTICS .
name : lee mina . nicknames : min , primarily . date of birth : october 9th , 1994 . zodiac : libra . birth place : syosset , new york . occupation : food blogger & grocery store owner . language(s) spoken : english & korean . love language : words of affirmation & physical touch . ethnicity : korean - american . orientation : bisexual & biromantic . class : upper middle . markings & piercings : a paper airplane on her right ankle & a small crescent moon on the side of her left breast . standard earlobe piercings , daith ( left ) , double helix ( left ) , snug ( left ) , and tragus ( right ) .
002. BACKSTORY .
the lee family has always been small , consisting of lee min - soo , lee ye - eun , their eldest son jae - young , and their daughter mina . with min - soo as a pediatrician at new york presbyterian and ye - eun as a professor at new york university , the lee family lived in a comfortable life in the suburbs of new york . although jae - young is six years older than mina , the two still got along well and were raised fairly normally . the only thing that truly marked mina’s birth was being born a year after the grand uprising . her parents , being older in age , constantly told mina and her brother about the purebloods and the pureblood monarchy with an unbiased approach ( despite being humans ) and ye - eun teaching an ‘ introduction to the monarchy ’ - type course at nyu .
growing up , mina has always had a tolerance for the pureblood presence . she would always hear the other kids her age battling over whose side they should be taking , but she never cared much . as a human , mina knew that her presence wasn’t important , and that she could only live for herself , so that’s what she did . mina lost friends through the years as those friends had parents who believed that the lees were too ... submissive to the pureblood monarchy . they weren’t submissive by a long shot , but is seemed as though their decision to live their lives as best they could considering that they were mortals ; their lives would end once they reached old age and that was the end of it .
fast forward to her college years , and mina gets a frantic call from her mother that her brother , jae - young , had run off and joined a group of hunters . apparently , jae - young had always been against the way that his parents and mina were so passive of the monarchy , and believed that he needed to help humans take back their power . the summer of 2012 , when she moved away to college , had been the last time that mina would ever see or hear from jae - young . mina completes college , and immediately takes a boring job that has nothing to do with her degree . mina finds love and adventure when she encounters romance for the second time during her sophomore year of college , and finds herself engaged at the age of twenty one .
but mina fears commitment , giving the bogus excuse of not being old enough for marriage to bolt . she abruptly ends the engagement , and high tails it out of new york before anyone can tell she’s gone . mina takes a road trip through the states until she winds up in louisiana in 2017 , carrying nothing more than a few suitcases , a credit card with a decent limit , $500 on her debit card , and a picture of her parents with her . when she arrives in new orleans , mina gets herself an apartment and when looking for a job that was definitely below the degree she held , mina managed to sweet talk the daughter of rancher’s grocery’s previous owner to sell to her . all it took was mina selling her car for a few thousand to make the deal .
now , mina has settled into new orleans . her ownership of rancher’s grocery has expanded into her developing a love for food , and is known for having a food blog called mealtime with mina . she lives in the french quarter , in a one bedroom apartment overrun with the few plants she’s managed to keep alive , random books stacked around her apartment instead of on the bookshelf , and it has her all time favorite purchase : a velvet pink couch . supports small businesses like her life depends on it , so don’t expect to see her out there shopping at department stores . if you do , she’s been brainwashed — send help , immediately .
003. PERSONALITY .
big neutral energy ! as an adult , mina might make some people upset with her opinion that evidently humans were doing something wrong in order to fall to the purebloods , so she keeps that to herself . much like her parents , she’s all about living her life as best she can and attempts to not stir the pot with the supernatural living around her . mina figures that they have their lives and she has her own ; despite her efforts , though , she’s managed to find herself .... entangled ( 😅 ) with the purebloods as she has become a paranobis . can be kinda dumb knowing the dangers of being associated with a pureblood and being around vampires , but still goes for early morning jogs anyways .
likes to enjoy herself , though . despite her neutrality and the way that her indifference speaks before she can open her mouth , mina likes to have a good time ! she can be the life of the party depending on the situation , and loves to drink , even if her mouth may get her into trouble . she can be very blunt at times , responds with ease to the energy that she’s given , and finds comfort in being with herself ! she will take herself on a date like there’s nothing to it , and enjoys the hell out of doing what she wants !
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20 Questions Tag Game
Rules: make a new post and share your answers.
Thank you so much for the tag @callmeluna and @firefly-in-darkness 🥰🥰
Also, me?? Tumblr famous?! You’re so funny, Luna!! 😅
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1. Why did you choose your url?
Idk I had this url name when I was on a different website and I’m unoriginal
2. Any sideblogs? If you do, name them and say why you have them.
Not at the moment! Maybe one day for my stories.
3. How long have you been on tumblr?
Active for almost a year, but lurked for a few before that. 😅
4. Do you have a queue tag?
tz reblog/comment reblog if I’ve queued things to post but otherwise no.
5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?
Because I got to see all the fun people were having while lurking and wanted to be a part of it. Also, I started writing again and wanted to share!
6. Why did you choose your icon?
I think it’s obvious 😍
7. Why did you choose your header?
Because it’s pretty and aesthetically pleasing. And pink is one of my favorite colors.
8. What’s your post with the most notes?
Sexual Healing - a Bucky smutty one shot
9. How many mutuals do you have?
Oh man, idk. Between 50-100 maybe??
10. How many followers do you have?
More than I thought I’d ever get to 😅
11. How many people do you follow?
182
12. Have you ever made a shitpost?
I’m not exactly sure what this is, but probably.
13. How often do you use tumblr each day?
I randomly pop on throughout the day.
14. Have you ever had a fight/argument with another blog? Who won?
Nope! But I’ll defend people’s honor if I feel like they’ve been wronged.
15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?
I don’t feel any type of way.
16. Do you like tag games?
Yes! But I suck at doing them sometimes. 😬
17. Do you like ask games?
Sure! But I’ve never done one because I’m scared no one will play.
18. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
All of them?? @samwilsons-pillowpecs @sweeterthanthis @mypoisonedvine @bucksfucks @justreadingfics @moonstruckbucky @holylulusworld @navybrat817
19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?
Again, all of them??
20. Tags?
@bucksbestgirl @please-buckme @msmarvelwrites @divine-mistake and anyone else!! 💜💜
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