#and looked at each other and said IM ADOPTING U

[love-belle]

single thread of gold !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which he's her biggest supporter.

or

for when you're their biggest fan and it shows. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // lewis hamilton x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - in my lewis grind era!!! hope u liked it!! thank you for reading, i love you <3

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lewishamilton baby why are people asking if i can fight ?

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-> lilymhe did i stutter?

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[stylespresleyhearted]

POV: YOU’RE DATING CALLUM TURNER

or the one where i pretend i am Callum’s girlfriend (and also tagging @precious-little-scoundrel on this bc I GOTTA)

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tmznews Callum Turner spotted with a mystery girl! Is the new heartthrob off the market? Link in bio for everything TMZ has on his new gal.

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user23 the invasion of privacy … yikes

user12 What does it say about me if I read the article because tbh I’m curious

fan12 don’t do it, lets respect their privacy

callumupdates Don’t give TMZ any clicks. Look at the horrible quality of the photos, they obviously weren’t supposed to obtain these. Callum will share when he is ready.

yourfriendsig At least she’s pretty 😍

yourinstagram stopppp haha

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yourinstagram soft launching my man bc he’s hot and i love him ❣️ (oh yeah and tmz exposed us)

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fan12 GIRL THIS IS A HARD LAUNCH NOTHING SOFT ABOUT IT!!!!

user41 crrrryingggg omg iconic

user23 lol attention seeker

yourfriendsig It took me three years to be IG official with you, why does he get special treatment 😒

yourusername take a guess 😉

keoghan92 @tmznews you suck

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deuxmoi Spotted: Callum Turner and his girlfriend at a pub in downtown London. Looks like no more hiding for this couple. Sources tell me they’re in love and don’t care who knows it.

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fan12 wahhh they’re so cute

user23 i’m so jealous but i also ship it so hard

fan41 my friend saw them making out at a diner last week lmao she said they were eating each other not the food

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yourinstagram so proud and moved to tears ♥️ the entire cast and crew did a great job honoring these brave men

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fan12 we love a supportive gf

fan41 what a great picture fr

user23 I met y/n at the event tonight and she was the sweetest, most HILARIOUS person its easy to see why Callum is in love with her ❤️

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anthonyboyle One Direction

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user97 OMGGG they’re so hot wtf

yourinstagram more like Wrong Direction

keoghan92 you think you’re funny huh

yourinstagram Callum finds me funny 🥲

rafflaw he’s biased he’s in love with u

fan91 cryingg she’s a part of the mota fam 💍🥹

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yourinstagram hi movie star ♥️ i love you - your biggest fan

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rafflaw 💍💍💍👀

yourfriendsig @rafflaw LMAO DONT START THE RUMORS

appletv Mr & Mrs Egan spin off?

keoghan92 sappy

yourinstagram @sabrinacarpenter

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yourfriendsig good times

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user91 … the hand on her ass … making out … CALLUM TURNER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

yourinstagram why would you post this when you know im missing him 🥺

yourinstagram brb omw to ft him

fan23 i love the way y/n loves him she isn’t afraid to be a normal girlfriend

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yourinstagram social media making fun of me for this but if he was your man you’d get it 😌 i say that’s my baby and i’m proud ♥️♥️

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fan12 if i didn’t see my bf for a week i’d react the same way people need to mind their business

yourinstagram it was only three days but yes your point still stands 😆

yourfriendsig y/n you’re an icon

fan92 i love them so fucking much pls adopt me

yourinstagram okay! ♥️

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yourinstagram someone tell y/n not to leave her phone unlocked 🤣🤣🥳 - anthony & barry here!

edit: got my phone back. can’t bring myself to delete my boyfriend looks so cute. i guess barry and anthony look okay.

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fan23 LMAO PLS HOW DID THEY STEAL HER PHONE !!!😂😂CALLUM TAKE IT BACK!

yourinstagram he was supposed to hold it for me it didn’t fit in my clutch and he sided w the enemies 🥺

anthonyboyle New profile picture?

yourinstagram i’ll kill you

yourinstagram also i think it’s important for everyone to know @keoghan92 stuck his hand down my boyfriends pants pocket to get my phone

keoghan92 and i liked it

anthonyboyle 😂😂😂

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The End

Ahhhhhh making this was so much fun!!! Y/N is a bit shameless in her adoration for her man but that’s the point!!! I’d be the same if he was mine (I mean look at Vanessa Kirby and Dua Lipa lmao)

Marina this is for us because this man deserves our love we’d make him so happy 🙌🏼

It was supposed to be silly and funny so don’t give me shit obviously celeb relationships would be a lot more private. And for bonus fun check this out ⬇️

#callum turner #callum turner fanfic #callum turner x reader #callum turner ig edit #made by me* #part 2 anyone??? i got more pics #mota fanfic #i purposelly included butt pics bc i love butts btw #and it would be for cal to grab onto

[worukin]

Hello! Thank you so much for writing my last request,im so in love with the way you write and your characters 💞

If you can and want to,could I please have more of yan!prince?If prince!reader wanted to adopt a toddler/baby to be part of their family once they marry,would he agree on it or is he more on the selfish yandere side?How many children would he agree on if he does want kids in his family?

-⚘️ anon

╭୨୧︰ prince yandere x prince reader

・✦⇢ after a few visits around town, you found yourself fond of children. seeing them run around without a care in the world warmed your heart to the point where you thought of adopting one.

︰꒰1・ ( warnings ) — possessive behaviour, yandere themes, clinginess, pet names, typical prince yandere behaviour, baby fever.

︰꒰2・ ( notes ) — haha haven't seen you guys in awhile :sweat: how are you?? MERRY CHRISTMAS !!

( if u are uncomfy, kindly block instead. enjoy !! )

You just got back from town square for the Royal announcement of the Annual ball— a time where the Kingdom celebrates the founding of it's roots.

Eyes couldn't help but follow the children at the back who were too careless to even listen, playing tag or flying kites. You're sure you looked like a fool during the entire thing.

But prince found it endearing. He saw the way your face warmed, how your lips curved into such a beautiful smile that made him feel that happiness too.

"My love, is something bothering you?" He said, placing his hand on your shoulder. His gentleness still leaves shivers on your skin— no matter how much he does it.

You chuckled, "No, I'm alright." A sheepish smile made it's way onto your face, and Prince wrapped his hands around your waist. "Really now? I thought we were past shying away from each other?"

He leaned to your neck and placed kisses, mumbling words between each one. "Why not tell me?"

You sighed. "Mm, It's ridiculous." Prince scoffed. "Darling, you? Ridiculous?" He seemed even more offended pnce you hummed in agreement. "Such nonsense you speak sometimes, but I'm here to deal with it aren't I?"

"I just..." You bit your lip and met eyes with your lover. Prince was always so understanding with you— despite his 'odd' behaviour. Your lover was just a fan of romance.

His gaze softened on you. "Aw," he cooed. "My love is so shy sometimes." Prince giggled, "But that's what I love about you." Arms wrapped around your torso when he buried his face on your chest.

It was so nice to be entangled with him like this— warm and intimate.

"What if I said... I wanted children?" You mumbled. Heart racing when Prince froze. "I mean— not until we're married of course! I wouldn't force you to if you don't wan—"

Prince kissed you on the lips, an action that always managed to relax you. "Dear, you do know I'd do anything you'd ask of?" He was so utterly devoted to you. Everyday he cherishes the fact that he's your sworn lover, and you're his.

"So you agree?" He rolled his eyes. "I'll always be on your side no matter what. Yes, I would love to."

What shocked you wasn't the fact that he did want to have children, but the fact that he suddenly sprung from your embrace and skipping around you.

"Oh! This means we have to get married! That's what you said, right? We have to get married first." It was as if Prince had stars in his eyes at the mere thought of getting married.

He grabbed your hand, dragging you to your quarters. "Come come! We have to plan it now!"

Truth to be told, Prince never really thought of having children with you. It's not like it was a problem— it's just children was something he didn't prioritize.

Obviously it sparked jealousy at first, what if you pay more attention to your children than him? But he reassured himself knowing the love you'd give to them would be a different love for your... husband's.

Oh the thought of you two getting married sent him to the moon! He felt so giddy, like the first time he fell in love with you!

The wedding would be grand, with all the food you want and eye catching decor, accompanied by the best music.

Prince can't wait, but for now he's content with the thought that you're willing to marry him.

ʚ ﹒ ﹕ ̟乀 all works belong to @worukin, do not repost on anywhere else with or without credit, do not plagiarise. ty!

#male reader #x male reader #x male!reader #male yandere #male yandere oc #male yandere x male reader #yandere x male reader #prince yandere #yandere x reader #yandere #yandere x gn reader #x gn!reader #x gn reader #x gn! reader #male yandere x gn reader #( darlings. ⚘ anon )

[axelsagewrites]

Sage, my dear! I was reading your Daemon fic's and they are just perfect!😘🤌🏽 (especially the ones with poc!fem reader, there are so few stories where the reader is poc/non-white in this fandom… And it's great to find this kind of representation, and yours are so well written!!!) That said, could I get a shameless smut Daemon x poc!fem focused on his rings, as if reader is very attracted to his hands and rings and even fantasizes about him fingering her and he notices and gives her what she wants please?

Daemon Targaryen*Rings

Pairing: Daemon x f!reader

Word count 2540

Warnings: flirting, teasing, hand fetish, rings, fingering, orgasm, nipple play, biting, smut 18+

Translations Zaldrīzesītsos – little dragon Ñuha qēlos – my star

a/n: first of all thank u annon ur so sweet <3 but also it should not be this hard to find poc ppl for my post headers smh i use pintrest but any other suggestions are appreciated

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It felt like the small council meetings drew on longer and longer as the months moved by. Sure, the wine was nice but that was only because you had it imported from Essos yourself. Most of the issues these men babbled about were of little concern to you anyhow as you were only here to represent your families across the seas while these men whined about taxes and castles. The only pleasure you got from these meetings was catching your Daemon’s eye across the table.

In all your time in Westeros he was the only one you could stand, and you supposed it helped that he was the one you were betrothed too. The arrangement had only been settled last week and you smiled when you noticed the dragon ring wrapped around his ring finger, a gift you had had carved from Valyrian steel when your engagement was struck.

Your mind began to wander further as the men droned on about something they would never decide upon anyhow. While usually you would stare into the stars instead your eyes were focused on Daemons hands. How they lazily lifted the wine to his sweet lips, how his fingers trailed over the curve of the glass in his boredom, or how whenever he grew frustrated, he clenched them into a fist so tight you wondered if his nails cut his palms.

Some may worry about a dragon being violent or unpredictable, but you were far too distracted by how you could use their fire to good use. Daemon had recently begun to deck his fingers out in fine silvers and stones with multiple rings on each hand. When he learned any man of importance in Essos wore a ring on each finger, he slowly began to adopt the practise. Three on one hand, two on the other. Soon he’d have quite the collection, not that you were complaining.

You wondered what it would feel like if he would leave the rings on. How the cool metal would sting your skin when he grabbed your hips like he so loved to do. Or even how it would feel when his fingers slipped inside of you, bringing you to the edge with only one hand. It was almost a challenge to Daemon; learning what to do to make you turn to water in front of him. It was a welcomed challenged to you.

“my lady!” A sharp voice shocked you from your thoughts, your head snapping up with a bewildered expression you tried to cover but you knew you had failed from the way Daemon smirked holding back his laugh, “are there any foreign affairs this week we should be concerned about?” Otto Hightower asked with a pointed look.

“no, my lord,” you said with a tight-lipped smile. The man was slimy since the day you first were forced to make his acquaintance. “Essos manages to run itself quite well, no issues on our side,” you said as you sipped your wine before adding, “though I think the crowns payment for their latest shipments of silks from the east is still pending but im sure you had that covered my lord,”

Otto did his best to cover his sneer as he nodded his head, “of course my lady. I’ll even see to it myself,” he said, his eyes not wavering from your gaze leaving you both in a stalemate.

An awkward clap from the king himself broke ottos gaze. Ha, you thought, bet you there Hightower. “well, that’s everything for today then. Thank you all for your sage advice and council but you are all dismissed for now. Lord Hightower a moment please?” The king said, barely managing to stand on his own as everyone began to filter out the room.

You had always made sure to sit at the chair farthest from the king so your exit would be the quickest, but it did not stop Daemon from catching up to you as you reached the stairs. “my lady,” Daemon said, and you didn’t even have to look up to see the smirk on his face. “are you quite alright? You seemed distracted today?”

“my mind had elsewhere to be my lord but do not fret,” you said, matching his tone as you took his arm to walk down the stairs, “your future wife is not gone with the fairies quite yet,” Daemon chuckled at the way you had began to pick up the Westerosi phrases the longer you were at court but with no more evidence he could not protest the issue any longer.

When dinner rolled around Daemon had invited you to join his supper in his chambers with three of his highest-ranking gold cloaks. Something about ensuring you had friends in high up places who were good with their swords as Daemon had put it. You tried to join in with the conversation, but your mind constantly wandered, your eyes flickering back to your betrothed, his hands specifically that was.

It was a fascination you did not know you had until the council meeting earlier but now you were fascinated with each movement and each ring. “careful my lord your lady wife looks like she’s readying to rob you of your rings,” one of the men’s jokes snapped your attention back to them.

All the men chuckled, and you did your best to force one out, “that’d be rather pointless,” Daemon chuckled, flexing his fingers to show off his rings. Gods that were not helping the arousal growing in your stomach. “most of them were gifts from her, weren’t they ñuha qēlos?” Daemon said, his eyes flickering back to you.

It was like the wind knocked out your lungs for a moment as you stared into those lilac eyes, “yes,” you eventually managed to stutter out, ignoring the curious look from Daemon however luckily the rest of the men had drunk so much wine they hadn’t the faintest clue this was out of the ordinary for you.

“perhaps we should call it a night,” Daemon said after a moment, standing from his chair, “before you drink me out of house and home,” he laughed as he helped the men to their feet. You did your best not to embarrass yourself again as the men dismissed themselves, bowing goodbye to you in a way you would never get used to.

When Daemon finally shut the door, you turned to begin gathering the plates into a stack, ignoring how Daemons eyes were fixed onto you. “you were rather quiet tonight ñuha qēlos,” he said, leaning against the door with his arms folded over his chest, “something the matter?”

“no,” you said glancing back at him with a fake smile, “just tired from a long day,”

“tired?” Daemon questioned, not moving from the door. You looked back ready to lie again when you noticed him playing with his rings. Your movements paused, your eyes locking onto the way he twisted the ring around his finger. When you saw Daemon looked up you quickly turned your eyes. “you don’t look tired,” he mused as he pushed himself off the door, lazily sauntering to your side as you tried to keep yourself busy.

“how kind of you my lord,” you rolled your eyes, trying to put your walls up when you felt his hand wrap around your wrist. “my lord- “

“we have servants to clean,” Daemon cut you off, pulling you to face him, your body just inches from his. You tried to think of something to say but you couldn’t as you felt his rings press into your wrist, wondering how they’d feel in other places. There was something about the way Daemon gazed down at you, his eyes unmoving that made your words stick in your throat, “if I didn’t know any better,” Daemon said as his free hand moved to hold your chin up, his lips now so close but so far away, “I’d say you were hiding something from me,”

“what would I have to hide my lord?” You said but now your voice could barely go above a whisper.

Daemon stepped in closer, his body now flush against yours, “I’ve never seen you so quiet. Tell me zaldrīzesītsos,” he mused, leaning down till his lips brushed against your ear, “what has been on that pretty little mind all day?” He whispered, before gently kissing your ear.

“nothing,” you said but you could not hide the shakiness in your voice.

Daemons hands moved to wrap around your waist, pulling you into his chest, “you can tell me ñuha qēlos. After all who am I to judge for what the heart wants,” he said, moving to look you in the eyes once more, “I only wish to help you, my lady. After all it is a husband’s duty to keep his wife pleased,” Daemon said before kissing the hollow of your throat, his head moving to rest on your shoulder.

“there is something,” you said after a few moments making Daemons head perk up. “its not important,” you tried to brush it off, but Daemon began to shush you.

His hands moved to cup your face, the rings metal feeling cool against your skin, “all your wants are important to me,” he said, his lips brushing against yours, “now tell me. What is it you want?”

“you,” you whispered as your hands moved to hold his wrists, “your hands, your fingers. I’ve been thinking about you all day,” you said, moving your head slightly to kiss the palm of his hand.

Daemon kept one hand on your face, the other moving to rest on your hip, “that’s all you had to say,” he said before you felt his lips crash onto yours. You couldn’t help but melt into the kiss, your body desperate from your mind’s thoughts all day. Daemon gripped your hip tightly, his other hand moving to the back of your neck so you couldn’t escape but you had no plans of that.

Daemon began to pull at your skirts, desperate to feel your skin on his. Your hands moved to the ties of your dress, making quick work of the fittings till you felt your clothes loosen. Daemon quickly pushed the dress down your shoulders, not caring as it hit the floor and got crumpled beneath his feet. His hands moved to your ass, squeezing it harshly making you gasp into the kiss as you felt the cold metal digging in.

You began to tug on his shirt and Daemon wasted no time in breaking the kiss to pull of his own clothes. You moved back, sitting on the table as you watched him undress till, he was bare in front of you. Your hands roamed his chest as he finally pulled himself free of his trousers. As Daemon went to reach for his hands to pull his rings off your hand shot out to grab his wrist. Daemon looked at you, his eyebrow raised in confusion, “leave them on,” you said, kissing his shoulder as your hand moved to hold his. “I like the rings,” you said as you traced the precious metals.

Daemon chuckled as he stepped closer, his hands moving to grab your hips, “good to know,” he hummed, his head dipping to capture your lips again.

He squeezed the flesh of your hips, the rings digging in making you moan into the kiss. Deciding to test the waters Daemon placed a soft spank on your ass, loving the way you gasped when the cool metal bit your flesh. After a few moments of enjoying himself and your noises Daemon turned his attention to you.

Your breathing caught as you felt on of his hands trail over the tops of your thigh, inching closer and closer to your wetness where you craved his touch. You whined when you felt him swipe a finger up your folds and heard him chuckle at your noises. “someone’s eager,” he said, his lips moving from yours to your jaw, kissing down your neck as he teased his fingers around your hole.

“please,” you whined as Daemon bit down on your collarbone, “I need you,” you whined as he pushed two fingers in, feeling the way he was already stretching you out. Daemon began to leave dark purple hickeys on your chest, knowing exactly where to leave them to avoid being caught. As Daemon began to curl his fingers you gasped when you felt his rings, loving the way the cool feeling against your wet skin.

“so desperate,” Daemon muttered, kissing down your chest, “so perfect,” he mumbled as he kissed around your nipple making it harden. Daemon chuckled as he saw your body’s reaction before taking in his mouth, sucking on it gently at first.

Your hand moved to his hair, tugging on his silver strands as you felt a familiar knot tighten in your stomach. Daemons spare hand moved to your free breast, squeezing it harshly making his rings press into the soft skin and making you moan again. “such pretty noises,” Daemon said, releasing your nipple for only a moment before he began sucking on it harder, his teeth grazing the sensitive bud.

You gasped as Daemon softly bit your nipple. You squirmed as Daemon moved his hand, repositioning it so his thumb could rub soft circles into your aching clit. “Daemon,” you whined as you felt yourself get closer with each pump of his fingers.

“look at you,” Daemon said before biting your chest making you gasp and your hips buck, “do you like when I fuck you with my fingers?” He asked, his lips ghosting over your skin.

“yes,” you whined, desperate for his lips against you again.

“you wanna come undone on my fingers, don’t you?” He said, nipping at your skin, his fingers curling to find an all too familiar spot making your body jerk.

You could feel your orgasm approaching, threatening to spill when he gave the command, “yes,” you moaned, not caring how loud it was as your fingers grasped his hair. “please,” you whined as Daemon kissed your neck. “I can’t wait anymore,”

Daemon moved his lips to hover against your ear, his breath fanning your neck, “then don’t,” Daemon whispered, biting your earlobe again, “I wanna see you fall apart on my fingers,” he said, his curling precise and his lips sucking harshly on your neck. You couldn’t hold back anymore, your legs twitching with each curl of his fingers and rub of your clit before your orgasm crashed through your body, your hands clutching onto Daemon as you rode it out not caring how loud you may be.

As you came down from your high, your legs feeling like mush and your body sweaty, you fell into Daemons chest. Daemon stroked your back, kissing your forehead gently. “so, you like the rings then?” He said, a smirk in his voice.

You looked up, laughing slightly as you regained your strength, “I guess you could say that”

Daemon lifted your chin with a finger, kissing your lips softly, “I’ll have to buy some more then,” he said before pulling you to stand from the table, his arms wrapping around your waist, “but im not done with you yet zaldrīzesītsos,”

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[tiajk]

Through the lens

Jake sully x sister reader

Italic and bold means flashback

Warnings: jake realizing he's old asf, fluff, a bit of angst if u squint, tsu’tey being risen from the dead

a/n: This takes place before all the kids had gone to the hallelujah mountains

So you and your brother were having some sibling time him being the leader of his clan (i was too lazy to write the na’vi title) your kids and mates were there with you as well happy to see you smiling and laughing you and jake loved to embarrass each other with absolutely everything at this exact moment that is what you guys were doing sharing embarrassing stories of each other to your mates while your children were well being children

Jake had just finished a story about how you wherein highschool and you had slipped on the stairs and had been suspended for breaking the handle in your defense the handle was old asf you rolled your eyes while tsu’tey chuckled “you are really a klutz ma y/n” you looked offended “like i said the handle was old as hell” you finished with a chuckle

You suddenly recalled the memory and hit jake on his shoulder a habit you had while you were excited “Jake you remember that camera we took it everywhere with us” he nodded “yeah do you still have it i remember you took it out of the lab” you had rushed to you and tsu'tey’s shared home looking everywhere your kids do their chores very well thankfully so it was easy to find you grabbed it and ran back to your spot and sat down “This thing has to be at least 100 years old” jake said neytiri smacked his shoulder “do not be dramatic ma jake” jake pouted but obeyed tsu’tey had called the kids over and sat them down around you so they could see your past memories of your life

The first one being you in a bathing suit bottom at the beach and a surfer top (it's like the elastic ones) jake on your right and tommy on your left you sat the camera down on the ground “okay im y/n this is jake and this is tommy” you looked so young back then while you were a teenager jake had pushed you playfully “ i think we know who we are n/n” you stuck your tongue out and went to pick up the camera you were making silly faces as your brothers went back to there surf boards getting them ready nice and smooth you went to bother tommy first “whatcha doingggg” dragging out the end “your mom” you made a face at him “we have the same mom idot” (if you wanted to be adopted then the next parts for you) “I don’t know my mom dumbass” jake had been out of camera but you could hear what he said “tommy just likes milfs” you had busrt out laughing almost dropping the camera and going into a small state of panic “oh fuck oh shit” you said as you coaught the camera in a secure hold again tommy being the little asshole he is said “thats why your the klutz of the family” you gave tommy the side eye “this is why mom doesn’t like you” tommy had taken the camera out of your hand and switched the settings to the camera was facing the opposite end (bascially not showing him on screen) “say something funny” you responded to him by saying “bffr be fucking for real” tommy had put the camera in one had and picked up some sand “if you don’t ill throw sand all over you” “do it pussy” you were always all bark and no bite growing up when he pretended to throw it at you you screamed “ okay okay chill!” “alright i'm waiting” you had looked up to the sky to think you were naturally a funny or goofy person so you came up with something and looked back at tommy and the camera jake now sitting besides you “brothers will you remember me in 4 minutes” “yes” “4 hours” “yes” “4 years” “yes y/n” he said while losing patience “knock knock” “whos there” then you screamed “you don't remember me!!!!” and had busted out laughing jake looked at you like you were crazy which caused tommy to laugh then caused jake to laugh you all laughed so hard you started crying you came back and face the camera towards you and siad “this is what happens when you live with crackheads god save us all

The clip ending you had smiled softly you missed your days on earth sometimes only for your mom,jake, and tommy your daughter being the first to speak “mom i think you were on something back then” you shrieked “Back then you calling me old!” everyone started laughing jake saying “damn sis we kinda are getting old” “Boy whose we this ain’t french”

#jake sully x reader #avatar 2009 #avatar x reader #jake sully x sister reader #mom reader #avatar the way of water

[areislol]

you know those situations when you excitedly tell people something that made you happy or enthusiast about, but then they said "who asked?"

may i req kaeya, xiao and zhongli reacting to someone saying that to reader (their gn s/o) ?

streamer! kaeya, xiao, zhongli x s/o! reader

ft — kaeya, xiao, zhongli warnings — reader being upset?? a/n — first of all, does it even make sense if i write "s/o! reader"?? i feel like it doesn't.. anyways I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS REQUEST OMG, when i first read this i was in amazement and in WOW- i was just.. like having a cute little seizure LOL im kidding but enjoy! <3 ALSOOOO kaeya's one is towards a cat lover! reader so if you dont like cats.. im so sorry ALSO THERE'S GOING TO BE AN EVENT HELD!! A MILESTONE EVENT <3 thank you guys so so much :(

recommend listening to: thank u next - ariana grande + Eres Mía - Romeo Santos

streamer! kaeya x s/o! reader

first of all, who even does that someone?? rude..

now you and kaeya know that it's a common phrase that people now say because of tiktok, i mean like you have to admit.. you both have done that to each other but it was all jokes and meant nothing more.

today you and kaeya decided to go shopping and then go to the park to hangout and just have fun over all

after shopping you and kaeya headed over to a park where it's well known for lovers being there and stray cats wandering around(and because some allow you to touch them)

once arrived there you practically dragged kaeya to one of the cats and started to pet them, you crouched down to pet them and as you do so the cat melted into your touch as it moved closer to your hand and snuggled against your palm and at that moment you started crying happy tears.

kaeya panics are first but calms down as he sees you hugging the cat while.. crying..

yea. everyone was giving you guys the stink eye LMFAO

kaeya moves closer to you as he waves his hand around, trying to get your attention as he starts to panic more cuz here you are crying your eyes out while cuddling a cat saying stuff like "you're so cute!!" or "I WISH I COULD ADOPT YOUU"

that was when someone kaeya knew came across you two, they were staring at you.. in a confused yet weirded manner.

"oh kaeyaaaa what's up?" "uhm. nothing much" he says that while trying to cover you up but obviously fails.

after you calmed down you, kaeya and his friend started to talk about whatever - when they brought up the topic about cats you went BALLISTIC. you went on to rant about them because?? you love cats so much.

kaeya literally stared at you in awe.. heart shaped pupils forming.. HELLO????

kaeya loves to hear you rambling on and on about whatever nonsense because he just loves the way your eyes light up when you start to talk more about the topic.

so when his friend starts to talk about cats and you just light up almost immediately and you know.. start blabbering about whatever, kaeya's full concentration was on you.

after a few rants about cats being "cute" and "so so adorable" kaeya's friend suddenly said "who", you stopped talking and turned to the person and gave them a confused look.

you then resumed to ranting about kittens and then they said "asked".. how did you not realize? perhaps you were too lost in your thoughts about kittens.

kaeya's first reaction was to choke out a laugh but once seeing your face saddening he immediately stopped.

you looked at kaeya and gosh.. those eyes SCREAMED sadness.

you looked down, obviously sad and when kaeya looked at his friend they were LAUGHING. okay kaeya has been mad before but seeing his friend laughing after making YOU sad was enough.

"lets go y/n" "huh?" kaeya swung his arm around and you two hurried away.

you were still upset by that comment but once away from that friend you started to feel more calm and relieved

kaeya apologized and you forgave him tho it wasn't his fault(but he still laughed so..)

and so when you two got home kaeya listened to your ramblings and chimed in when he heard something interesting

in all honesty, he sometimes acts cold towards that friend because they made you sad and that is one of the many things that kaeya hates to know you feel.

he blocked them. no comment on that.

streamer! xiao x s/o! reader

you and xiao were on facetime with one of xiao's friend as they were "begging to meet you" and xiao was getting annoyed with their complaints so he asked you for permission and when you agreed xiao hit them up and you two started to chat for a bit

you and xiao's friend got along pretty quickly and xiao was just there, sitting right beside you, hands clasped together and it just just pretty awkward(in xiao's pov)

and then all of the sudden his friend said something that immediately peaked your interest and your body jumping caught xiao's attention

apparently his friend has mentioned a game that you and xiao both loved and as soon as he said the name you just kind or perked up and that's what caught xiao's attention.

xiao didnt talk at all but you and his friend did

you started to comment and talk about the game and asked if he wanted to play with you and xiao but then they answer with a "who"

you stop talking and respond with "me and xiao of cours-" but before poor you could even finish your sentence they immediately say "asked" and you just stopped

xiao was 1, surprised and 2, annoyed + irritated

first they bug him about meeting you and once they DO meet you they just say that one annoying ass sentence. "who asked" mf if u dont shut ur mouth

you awkwardly laugh the comment off but it was pretty obvious that you were hurt because you really loved and admired the game and when someone responds with a "who asked" it just kind of hurts

trust me, it really does

xiao's just done with his friend and ends the call, he looks at you and can CLEARLY tell that you're hurt.

his gaze softens and his heart is aching :(

he wants to hug you and just hold you in his arms forever - and that's what he's doing.

being in a call with that person was really suffocating and xiao's warm embrace relieves and calms you down

"dont mind him, he's just a dumbass - wanna talk about it with me?" and with that your eyes sparkled and you nod happily

he loves you so god damn much what ;(

you two also spend the WHOLEEEEEE afternoon playing that game together <3 if it's a team vs team xiao will deff kill the enemy whenever they're near you, before they even get the chance to shoot you they're already down.

if xiao's in the opposite team as you he would NOT kill you, ever. he gives you his revival/aid materials and if he could, he would kill all his team members just to make sure that you dont die, how romantic..

streamer! zhongli x s/o! reader

he's so offended.

the fact that they have the AUDACITY to say that in front of him, YOUR boyfriend.

you and zhongli was in a stream with other streamers, they wanted to collab with zhongli and he agreed ofc but YOU had to be in it because why not? you were his s/o after all

they were a bit annoyed because they just wanted to collab with only zhongli(for the money duh) not you.. but they agreed anyways because anything for that money ig!!

it was going fine and you were the one mostly talking, zhongli was listening(HE ALWAYS.) and nodding along and the other streamer was just looking so tired and annoyed

"are you okay __?" "oh yea yea im totally fine" ":("

zhongli knows why they're annoyed and it kind of ticked off at that.

like yes, you have the right to be mad at whoever and whatever but you need a valid REASON. and their reason is just dumb and zhongli has the right to be pissed off.

"oh! and you guys know about __ right? the game is so fun and cool!! you guys should totally check it out, they have so many choices to choose from - from the weapons, to skins and-"

i think you know what's going to happen.. and it did happen.

"who asked? like genuinely" now this sentence was often used as a joke you know? but the way they spoke, their tone was most definenetly not in a joking manner

you're not that shocked, but zhongli was.

well they were going to say it sooner or later as you noticed their mood worsening and the way they kept on "tsk"ing you just made it obvious

obviously you're still hurt and decide to shut up. zhongli is now offended and wants them to leave.

everyone in the other streamers chat were also pissed of, you were always kind no matter what. most people would've lashed out on that person but you? you didn't. you apologized and quieted.

most of the other streamers viewers were zhongli's.

and they know that you're zhongli's s/o and the fact that they just did that to you, in front of zhongli? they must have a death wish or something..

zhongli sighs but everyone could tell that it was a agitated and annoyed sigh

"listen, if you're going to disrespect my s/o like that you might as well leave. i'll be cutting this collab with you, no "im sorry" or "i apologize"'s will be taken. leave now"

the streamer tried to apologized but zhongli was not having it.

you tried to stop zhongli by saying stuff like "no- zhongli it's fine.." or "it was my fault im sorry"

"it's not your fault love. it's their fault"

god if only you knew how much zhongli's blood boiled whenever he thinks about that moment.

the person thankfully and finally left and cut the collab, zhongli ended the stream and went to you and comforted you - he knew how much you loved talking about that game and he knew that you were hurt, zhongli spends the next hour ordering food and snacks for you, he sets up a movie screen and you two watch one of your favourite movies <3 anything you like, zhongli immediately likes too!!

btw, zhongli blocked that streamer because he just knows what they're after for, money - and because they were rude to you.

when that streamer made a new account just to talk to zhongli through insta they wrote a whole paragraph apologizing and asking if they could collab again and zhongli responds with a "who asked?" and they're left on seen(forever).

note: if you would like to be added to the genshin taglist pls just ask me!! dont be shy <3

taglist: @tomansimp @one-offmind another note: FINALLY!! i procrastinated, wrote, stopped writing and then wrote again!! y'all i feel so stupid and dumb and i feel like im not being as active as before :( im so so sorry guys, feel free to send in requests but keep in mind that it takes a bit for me to do them :( love u guys so so much! also an event is coming up >:)

#genshin impact x reader #kaeya x reader #zhongli x reader #xiao x reader #streamer!au

[captain-maws]

my (probably not great) explanation for how i think karma/rebirth/ascension in rain world works

hello internet welcome to gay theory. are you confused about how rain world’s karma system works? great, me too! wtf is going on! don’t worry i have a theory as to how it works.

look at my funny diagram

my theory sorta builds on the theory that the world in rw is infinitely layered. there is a “surface world” above and beneath every world. you can sort of think of them as separate timelines, dimensions, etc. the reason i interpret it like this is because of a specific lore pearl--in one of the subterranean pearls, moon says this:

"If you leave a stone on the ground, and come back some time later, it's covered in dust. This happens everywhere, and over several lifetimes of creatures such as you, the ground slowly builds upwards.

So why doesn't the ground collide with the sky? Because far down, under the very very old layers of the earth, the rock is being dissolved or removed. The entity which does this is known as the Void Sea.

If you drill far enough into the earth you begin encountering a substance called Void Fluid. The deeper you go, the less rock and more Void Fluid. It's believed that there is a point where the rock completely gives way - below that would be the Void Sea.

When that stone you placed on the ground has finally done its time in the sediments, it meets the Void Fluid and is dissolved, leaving the physical world."

THE DUST IS VERY IMPORTANT. IT’S OFFHANDEDLY MENTIONED BUT IT’S IMPORTANT HERE’S WHY: it’s never explained where this dust comes from. supposedly, it comes from the sky. but how? infinitely layered world baby

how it works is that the matter that the void sea in the above surface world is dissolved and becomes dust, which then rains down onto the below surface world. but you can’t just fly up into the void sea, the devs have said the ancients have been to space iirc. the dust comes from an opening in the sky, only perceivable when encountering echoes, because echoes reside in a different realm (but not a different world, more on that in a bit).

now ik you’re saying “okay BUT what abt the whole death and rebirth thing???” im getting to that.

when slugcat, or any other creature dies, they begin perceiving the world from a slugcat on another layer. all of the layers are identical, so when waking up after dying, everything looks the same, so it’s easy to think that you just. died and then woke back up, when really, you’re on a different surface world/layer. it ties into the buddhist concept of there being no single central self.

but what about those who ascend? well take a look at my next funny diagram

*i do want to mention that the top right corner’s text is outdated. i don’t think they’re reborn as their self from their previous existence, rather they’re born into the life/body of another creature depending on karma. they could be reborn as the same species or something new.

so in using the void sea to achieve ascension, it's a sort of false ascension. those who do manage to ascend via the void sea only end up reborn in a new layer. so while the material body is gone from the living realm, the soul isn't. ascension via the void sea is thus just another part of the cycle, since you’re effectively just moving in-between spiritual realms. true ascension means that every instance of yourself from each layer joins into one single, central self, and that central self is crossed out. once that central self dies, it has nowhere to transfer the soul, thus achieving true ascension and breaking the cycle.

and how does one go about doing that? uh. i don’t fuckin know. adopt a The Saint Rain World.

feel free to lmk what u think :>!! hopefully i explained this well enough

#rain world #rw #slugcat #rainworld #rain world downpour #maws.txt #i have a lot of thoughts abt saint and their story #that like. kinda tie into this #but idk saint is an anomaly. what is going on with them

[mihai-florescu]

enstars analyses uhmmm i think we should spend more time talking about what dreams mean to characters ^^ it is In The Name. but i mostly think about how ritsu's issues with emotional dependency and wilfulness, all this stuff where he plays up his emotionality (??) are both result of and like an.. acting out of ... trauma from being u know. a chronically ill kid. with an absent family? and literally like two people who would visit him? and the isolation he would understandably feel; and the dependence he would have on those only points of connection--and he can't control those--i think it's interesting and i love ritsu. it's like, sometimes he acts like he chose to be how he is but a lot of it is out of his hands. hi i hope the rest of ur day goes well :>

Disclaimer post writing an answer, my mind drifted away while writing and i ended up just kinda Pondering and Rambling. Im sorry if it seems a bit scattered and all over the place, that's my mind rn. Ok, let's see what i actually said now.

Sometimes i think about how the war wouldnt have played out the same had rei never left ritsu to try to find doctors and cures for him (which led to breaking the promise of staying with ritsu that ultimately changed everything in their relationship forever). I wonder if rei would have ever even been in the cemetary and met keito had he just stayed to take care of ritsu. I also wonder if keito and rei would ever bond about having someone dear to them be sick. And had rei stayed, ritsu wouldnt have been upset and willing to give eichi advice on how to take him down. Would there had even been a war if Keito hadnt met Rei, or if the student council hadnt figured out how to send rei away. Would rei even be a protagonist if he hadnt left ritsu, if he had just stayed home in obscurity as well (i dont think so, and the story is built on the existence of these extraordinary characters, by the characters who arent, but are willing to make their way into the narrative nevertheless and achieve their dreams) One action's ripple effects etcetc.

Sorry i realise this was got way off topic from your original ask. I think i will continue to be off topic because i cant stop the train of thought ive embarked upon at this tardy post midnight time. I think eichi and ritsu are an underrated duo... they helped each other take steps towards their dreams afterall. During checkmate eichi giving a harsh wakeup call to ritsu in regard to being in his brother's shadow unless he does something himself to prove he's alive (top 10 eichi mean moments where he's also projecting onto the other person his own issues... not that he was wrong, but still). And in black tea, ritsu advising eichi on the war preparations during tea club (a serene setting in what was otherwise a hellish place, a piece of an everyday normal students life, which eichi craved so much his whole life. And ritsu also needed the club, interacting with new people, let alone another chronically ill kid).

Im thinking about your last sentence and how ritsu clung to the vampire persona the family adopted, the way to cope with the hereditary disability. As opposed to rei who changed his persona and struggled with the way he was perceived as a monster, when he was a human just as much as everyone else and tried to ignore his disability even? I dont think ignore is the best word. Downplay. It was always the acknowledgement that ritsu had it worse, despite the fact that rei also had it, he was looking for a cure for ritsu instead. First instance and development of his habit of helping people when they dont necessarily even ask for it. But yes anyway millions of tangents aside, ritsu clinging on to the vampire persona tighter and more consistently in his character, as a coping mechanism with a condition he didnt ask for, that is outside his hands. The one thing that was in his power was choosing to play into the vampire persona.

I havent even touched on mao... to be fair i dont think im the most qualified person to speak on him, or his relationship with ritsu. I am still figuring out my thoughts on them. Im glad they grew to find their own dreams in yumenosaki (heh), in the same realm, but not tied to each other where it gets suffocating.

I wouldnt call anything i said analysis as i wouldve probably ordered things better and had, well, an actual point, but i hope my stream of conciousness was as fun for you to read as it was for me to just think and type

#ask #skalidris

[justablah56]

gothweebcleats anon here with some headcanons

scary and linc are both dyslexic. scary likes poetry because it often takes time to parse and understand anyways and sometimes the lines are shorter and clearer

taylor ran track before he started using a cane. i’m thinking either sports injury OR chronic illness manifesting in his bones at 14. this is how he is so popular (either this or marching band 🤔 maybe track then he switched to band?)

normal noticed what was going on with These Three wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy before any of Them noticed. he tried to shout it from the rooftops but all three of them have demand avoidance so it just made the wait longer

linc does not track how much he works out. scary does. scary spots linc when he starts lifting and helps them learn strength training (i’m hashtag projecting here someone be the scary to my linc). linc starts strength training for 1. better soccer 2. Buff. taylor eventually joins bc ftm moment

hermie’s crush on scary DIED as soon as he saw her give a dead bug to taylor as a “courting” (idk what else to call it yk when ur in the “we know we like each other but i’m not gonna say it first” phase w ur frenemy) gift

thank u for letting me raid ur inbox i think of these fools more now and my life is better for it o7 i hope u have a wonderful day buddy

oh these are absolutely DELIGHTFUL thank you !!! okay but the funny thing is my friend cookies has mentioned to me their dyslexic Taylor hc so they're just all dyslexic now , thanks for coming to my Ted talk .

also im officially adopting Taylor in band right this moment I love that , he is some sort of brass player in my heart but idk enough abt brass instruments to have an actual opinion . could also see him in percussion tho . but hhnnhggg him being in track or smthin before and that's why he's popular ! so important to me !

okay and normal noticing and immediately being like hEY YOU LIKE EACH OTHER and immediately all of them NUH UH >:[ and then they take even longer to actually work their shit out bcs Someone Said It So Now We Won't . Fuck You .

them working out together !! and scary probably keeping track for both of them bcs both of them simply cannot keep track of anything while they're doing it sndndm

SCARY GIVING TAYLOR A DEAD BUG !!!!!! LITERALLY SO REAL !!!!! just very vividly imagined her coming up to him looking all grumpy and like she doesn't want to be there , not saying anything , and Taylor's just sitting there like what ? she holds out her hand so he holds out his and she just . drops a dead beetle into his hands before immediately turning around and storming off nsnsnsn Taylor absolutely found smthin to pin it up in and so he just has a single beetle with its own little frame on his wall . the frame is way too fucking big considering the size of the beetle .

my guy I am SO glad to have you talking about The Guys in my inbox , bcs I am now *also* thinking abt them more and it's lovely <33 hope you also have a good day anon !!!

#gothweebcleats anon #gothweebcleats #maybe ill make a little comic based on scary giving taylor the bug sbndjdkkd #this scene is literally so vivid in my brain #anyways

[superjumpintomyheart]

Mhh sorry if this is a bit too vague buut .id love to know if u have some Agent24 hcs ? If this is a bit too vague maybe who proposes or smth if they get married

agent 24 <3 <3 <3 <3 my loves <3 <3 also absolutely them getting married im so emotional

8 said "I love you" first, maybe not quite understanding it's meaning but even once she did she still was the one to say it first

3 proposed to 8, they both had engagement rings and the bands of them fit together if you wore them on the same finger. later they would interlock with the wedding bands they give each other

their vows are so sweet and intimate and sappy i sob they are basically vowing to protect each other, to never harm one another again, to always be by each other's side

I think only a few people would be allowed to come to their wedding, and even then its not much of a traditional ceremony. callie and marie come, pearl and marina, 4 can come too, cuttlefish, iso padre (aka 8s adoptive dad), thats about it. probably deep cut too depending where on the timeline they get married, neo agent 3 too

iso padre officiates the wedding, pronounces them spouse and wife, all that fun stuff

they all go out for drinks or dinner afterwards in their fancy party clothes and just hang out and have a good time!!

btw 8 is wearing more of a cocktail dress instead of like a full wedding dress, its a sleek black to match 3's suit and has little off the shoulder sleeves and the skirt is voluminous but not puffy, it hits right at her knees. (something like this!)

3 wears a fuchsia tie to match 8's ink color

they would proclaim their love for each other, sign their wedding certificate, kiss and go party with their friends. maybe a celebratory turf war match takes place and agent 24 kicks everyones ass

also!!!! little buddy is there!!! he is the flower creature :3 probably doesn’t do a very good job actually spreading flowers but he looks cute and hes trying his Best

they definitely have both ice cream and cake for everyone bc even though ice cream is officially better than cake, pearl insisted they should have both and agent 24 doesn’t mind bc all desserts are good 

#splatoon ask #splatoon headcanon #splatoon headcanons #splatoon hcs #splatoon hc #agent 24 #agent 3 #captain 3 #agent 8 #agent 3 x agent 8

[atherix]

It is time for SHOUTING I AM

GRIAN AND SCAR ARE BEING GAY ON MAIN. MWAH.

'Have you been camping before''I'm an elf''????' is so funny im. Oh Grian. Oh Scar. Its like the two of them are speaking entirely different languages to each other while speaking the same language. AND speaking of language - I noticed that not only does Grian's humanity seem to be slipping [whats that kill maim kill kill thing you got going on grian 👀u wanna talk bout it?] he's chirping more. I wonder if the two are related hm hm hm.

'preoccupied trying to imagine a life without you' OW. OW. LISTEN ITS BEEN A WHILE NOW SINCE THE FAE KING KIDNAPPED GRIAN BUT. OW. HOW DARE YOU.

I love how you managed to explain how the fae realm works while allowing grian to be confused about it btw. The idea that elves are the 'highest' form of fae while having lower courts is excellent even if grian is sitting there with several question marks over his head. Hate however that dopplegangers got brought up. Chekov's gun lookin ass

The two of them flirting like that at the campsite is SO funny I am staring at them. Hello. Yoohoo. Listen here gays.

Poor Tubbo just got the fright of his life in one direction and then gets back and sees his dad and new, adoptive dad [yes i know scar adopted him. shut up] sucking neck in the other direction is so fucking funny. this poor kid. the traumatization of it all.

That said though. 👀👀👀who is in the woods. Who is following them. Grian is really out here like "KILL MAIM RIP TO SHREDS - oh shit what" and I am. SO excited. Terrified. Excited. Feeling a lot of emotions. And then to have Scar lean into his fae powers and compell his GODLING BIRD BRAINED BOYFRIEND IM!!!! AHHH. Mumbo and Scar are SO concerned. Grian is SO concerning. I am ALIVE at all of this. AHHHHHH.

HEEHEEEEE

BEAUTIFULLY GAY ON MAIN <3 I love them.

Grian forgetting Scar is from a different culture for a solid 10 seconds :) Hehe I wonder indeed....

HEY IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT LEFT A MARK ON THE BOYS. JUST SAYING. We saw it from Scar's pov but for Grian and Mumbo there was a whole few minutes of them thinking they'd never get a chance to tell Scar how they feel, and oh god TUBBO what would they tell him-

Look if Grian ever fully understands the Fae I have messed up 😔jk jk lol but yeah- Grian just like "tf- you know what no, it's fine, I don't HAVE to understand" and jfjhsdkjf :) Hehehe

Them flirting gave me life this chapter, and probably gave Grian ideas before being interrupted by their coven child jkhgjkfdskj

LMAAOOOOOOOO YEAH I thought it'd be so funny and if it was told from Tubbo's pov he'd have had a moment of like "ew gross" nmgjkfdjk but he prioritized the bigger problem so <3 but yes. The trauma <3

hehehehe well I already know how you feel about the Missing Scene but :) Yee Scar leaning into his Fae magic... and Grian being so so so susceptible to Fae magic- hmmmm :) I wonder why that is huh? Totally isn't gonna come back to haunt them (or y'all) later, I promise <3

#ask #Midnight Series #Hermitshipping #Mumscarian #🤞

[madwickedawesome]

ty for the good omens infodumping its actually so interesting pls tell me more im invested

HGGHGHNGHGHHGJDFJDF ok so the general gist of the story is theres an angel (aziraphale)(MEEEEEE) and a demon (crowley) and they r both so repressed theyve been pining for literally 6000 years bc they will never just talk to each other. and in s1 they do their DAMNDEST to stop the apocalypse from happening (there was an accidental swap between the antichrist baby and some kid and it was a whole thing) and be queer on the side. so heaven is this like. sanitary corporate solitary confinement sorta terrible area . and aziraphale does NOT fit in bc the angels r just as huge of assholes as the demons. and hell is a Different very messy very dark corporate wasteland and crowley doesnt fit in here either!!!!! and basically at the end of s1 aziraphale and crowley (after successfully defying heaven & hell) create their Own side which is like the secret little third thing. AND THEY JUST MAKE ME SO INSANE and its sooooo queer and soooooooo autism and i am both of those things! upon explaining it to my friend he said "Christanity but based + old man yaoi" and i found it very accurate so

s2 is seemingly about one of the terrible angels (gabriel)(now jim!!) losing his memory and finding himself naked and amnesic outside aziraphales bookshop and aziraphale has to hide him from Everyone as in Both Heaven And Hell. and a SILLY GOOSE ANGEL named muriel comes to investigate but ends up getting adopted by azi as well!!!!!!!!!! and it looks like theres gonna be more pining but also there was a leak where [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED] so im insanely excited tee hee hee .

also further note aziraphale was written after me fr i will never be able to fully explain how insane he makes me he is THE EPITOME OF MY BEING. he is obsessed with doing the Good Thing and being a Good Angel and he refuses to make many new changes to his life and listens to classical music and loves himself some art and has been deeply in love with his best friend for a very long time and wears suits and is the silliest and and and HE JUST MAKES ME SO CRAZY like he is so me. but thats just that u know how it is

another side note???????? this s2 promo makes me want to DIE I AM SO EXCITED FOR SEASON 2.

theres a theory that crowley is going to betray aziraphale but i SERIOUSLY doubt it (except it he does it will NOT be intentional) bc that guy is smitten i promise u . u just have to watch it i swearI CANT TELL WHY NIER IS TRENDING ON TWITTER.ok i have no idea. sorry that was a little side note bc im word vomiting this but also i am so excited for season 2 it has me using twitter. its bad. ok toodles ejhhejwhklerhkewljer WATCH GOOD OMENS

[ayatoscupid]

holy shit that new trailer made me so fucking sad i have to adopt xiao as a sibling figure now. lore rant under cut

its just. the "fighting hard to not become the very thing they swore to destroy" trope always HITS and xiao is such a tragic character through and through that i think itd be hard for anyone to not feel sorry for him, once they have a deeper look into his story. it can be easy to dismiss him as the growling edgelord character but really just a deeper look in and u can see just how...... sad he is

ive said before that i hold a soft spot for adepti lore- after developing lore for xue yin ive come to rly appreciate what the adepti symbolise n common themes that they have, and how it connects to the overarching themes of genshin as a whole.

idk if ive said this before? i forget what i say in my (few) lore rants here LMFAO but i feel that genshin is, to me, a story about grief. about loss. how it happens, how people cope with it, and how they ultimately move on. a more obvious theme in the narrative is ushering in a new era- mond and inazuma having already done this imo by thriving without their archon's guidance, liyue moving on from the loss of rex lapis, and sumeru finally reuniting with their archon. but in order to welcome a new era you have to say goodbye to the old one- you have to lose the old one and move on. such as the archons have to cherish but move on from old friends and old memories, the people have to as well

adepti are sort of deital beings who served the same purpose for thousands of years and now have to learn to adjust to a liyue thats rapidly changed before their very eyes- and they deal with this change. some of them have already started (ganyu, madame ping), and it comes easier for them

but not for xiao.

im very much not qualified or informed enough to make an in-depth analysis on this specifically but ill say that xiao's current story focuses on his recovery from his ptsd. and i dont think im informed enough to talk about ptsd so i wont- but his recovery is so very carefully written in that its so slow. he's not quick to accept these things and can even be harsh about them. not only is his duty ingrained in his brain from years and years of war, but he is physically unable to stop, lest he succumbs to his karmic debt.

(at least. thats how i remember it. cries if im wrong)

i love how we got an update on him during lantern rite actually (i mean, lantern rite is always xiao time but yk), bc ive been dying to know how hes been since we last saw him in the chasm. and it looks like hes been doing the same old things he usually does- but hes making an active decision in getting better, and that makes me proud of him!!!

he interacts with baizhu and qiqi now (though he leaves right away lol, but from their interactions this isnt the first time theyve taken care of him. cute!!) and he even walks around liyue harbour instead of just leaving, even letting a little girl interact with him and letting her grandpa give him some rice wine (from venti noticing that he's already drank, by the time they see each other)

of course, it's hard- hes constantly haunted by his debt. by the demons he's slayed. by the evil he's purged. by himself. he has nightmares about himself- about his fear of one day becoming the very evil he swore to purge. that's why we get those nightmares of the two xiaos- in it, hes the one with the mask on. hes succumbed to the darkness, and he cant take it off- hes become the very thing he swore to destroy.

(AAAAAAAAAAAAA ANAK NG PUTA ANG SAKIT)

hes still haunted by his nightmares, his secret fears- but hes getting better now. though its slow, and he may not see it, his development is there and its incredibly meaningful. and i Cannot Wait to see more of him, and his journey in learning that: "It's good to take the mask off once in a while... even just for one night."

#*me picking up every tragic character fighting w/ themselves in my arms* my family now. #this is a long post btw. LMFAO #💘.doc

[manilovetumblerusernames]

WASSUP ITS 3 AM N INSOMNIAS A BITCHHH. So in an effort to cure it ive written a fic. If u can call it that. Its more like a character study? Idk i jus wanted to write abt sad boi mic :( . Apologies if this is terrible, im super out of practise with writing and this is my first ever fic also im not doing any proofreading on this i wrote this all in one shot so i hope this isnt incoherent garbage. good luck!

The life of Yamada Hizashi was full of misfortune. In fact, the first tragedy of his life occured right as he entered the world. His cries as he exited his mother’s womb were so loud he had deafened everyone in the room and injured several other innocent bystanders in the area.

Objectively, Yamada knew he couldn’t control it. He was literally a newborn who didn’t even know what a quirk was. Yet that doesn’t stop him from asking himself “why didn’t you just stay quiet?” whenever he looked at himself in the mirror. If he had stayed quiet that day, he probably wouldn’t have been sent to an orphanage. Maybe his parents would have loved him, destructive, hazardous quirk and all.

The second misfortune was his inability to connect with his peers. He was popular, but popularity wasn’t the same as having actual, genuine friends who he could connect with, who he could talk to about anything and everything, who could sit with him in comfortable silence as they simply soaked in each others company, who he could share his deepest darkest secrets and confide his fears and insecurities to. Alas, he would only be known as the class clown. The one people could laugh at. The sunshine to brighten people’s day. It was lonely, being the sun.

Things seemed to change, however, when he entered UA. A tall, larger than life, cloud came by to greet the sun hello and they got on like a house on fire. The rest was history. The two were inseparable. Oboro and Yamada simply getting along like they had known each other since childhood. Yamada wished that was true.

After the sports festival, the sun and cloud duo would meet a shadow. The shadow refused to talk with them, telling them to leave him alone. But they persisted. Eventually Aizawa relented, slowly but surely letting the two drag him into their shenanigans. Finally, the trio was complete.

If people thought Aizawa’s calm, rational, slightly apathetic demeanour would balance out the chaos that was Oboro and Yamada, they were sorely mistaken. The three of them would somehow find themselves in all sorts of ridiculousness that they themselves conjured up. Whether it was getting caught up in a cloudy whirlwind (made by a Yamada-Oboro quirk tag team gone wrong) , a classic food fight (Aizawa started it) or even adopting a stray cat caught in the rain, the three of them went through it all together.

It all came crashing down when The Accident happened. Yamada could still hear his own voice shouting back at him. His own, destructive, hazardous voice. The very same voice that helped bring a building down on his best friend. It rang in the back of his head, like a horrible tinnitus that wouldn’t go away. As he made his way back to his room, his voice morphed, words slowly taking shape, telling him it was his fault that his best friend was sent home in a body bag instead of cheerily running down the pedestrian path. His voice once again ruined his life, making his world crumble around him just like the building had crumbled and fell onto his friend. He couldn’t sleep that night, not daring to close his eyes after he saw the devastated look on Aizawa’s face when he realised his friend was gone. When he realised his cloudy friend’s voice he heard wasn’t real. Yamada wondered what expression Aizawa would make when he inevitably concluded that Yamada was Oboros murderer.

When they returned to school, Yamada clung to Aizawa, refusing to leave his side. He said it was to make sure his friend was alright, but it was more selfish than that. Yamada was afraid. He was afraid that Aizawa would leave, turn his back on him and shut him out, like a blackout curtain. So, Yamada did everything he could to make Aizawa see that he was still okay, that he wasn’t broken, that he was still every bit of the friend he used to be and that he wasn’t plagued by ghostly voices and haunting images whenever the silence grew. Yamada pulled out all the stops, he cracked jokes, fooled around more than usual, tried to include Aizawa in every conversation, watched over him as Aizawa ran himself ragged training after hours.

But it was too much. He’d overcompensated. He was once again too much for people to handle. Yamada could only stand and watch, graduation hat heavy on his head like a crown of sorrow, as he watched his only friend disappear into a sea of people. Now that the cloud was gone, the sun, no longer covered, shone too brightly, and the shadow was chased away, melting into the darkness, never quite touching the light.

#present mic #aizawa shouta #eraserhead #yamada hizashi #shirakumo oboro #oboro shirakumo #hizashi yamada #loud cloud #bnha #mha #bnha fanfiction #mha fanfiction

[msookyspooky]

Hi! So What’re your thoughts on the fan theory that Stu and Billy were secret lovers' canon wise?

I mean, Matthew Lillard himself said that if they would’ve succeeded with the plan and survived, they would've fallen in love. Adopted stray dogs and slaughter people on the weekends.

They teamed up with the intent to kill their VERY HOT girlfriends (and an ex girlfriend) and were going to be the last two standing.

(Everybody dies but us!) Well Y’know what they say be gay do crime! 🔪 ⊂(•̀_•́⊂ )∘˚˳° 🏳️‍🌈

Scary movie (the parody) also hinted at it and I think I remember reading somewhere that they were based on real gay killers but I’m not sure tbh.

Babe, look at Stu...LOOK AT HIM. DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A HETERO LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR BRO IN CRIME?

OR THIS??? UM, OKAY SLUT. JUST SALIVATING OVER YOUR MAN FRIEND, BILLY???

Like ik they have sm chemistry bc they became good friends irl and u can be a lil gay with ur friends but im ngl Matt is eyeing Skeet up and down the whole movie (I mean same) and whether that was intentional or not....🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Besides, babes, I wrote it into Set Up; they definitely explored each others bodies. It's canon in my fic bc I genuinely think SOMETHING fruity was happening there.

I have no issue with either of them being secretly gay and not liking women at all (Cause it happens! You can sleep with the opposite sex for years and be like "oh nevermind×××" sexuaility is fluid imo.) but I personally think they both were bi bc Stu loved titties way too much and was just a perv for women all together and Billy was a giant whore picking up girls left and right (The video store? Sam's Mom? Eventually Sid? Damn boy, how many others??? I will forever slut shame the slut shamer that is Billy Loomis what a lil manwhore 🤚😭) and how he handled Sid during the vague sex scene? He was into it even just for the sex with her (He probably was thinking of sadistic crap but still)

Like this?

Or Stu and tits? And Girls? He even tried to get too handsy with a girl on the porch leaving if you listen and he's like 'my bad baby! My bad!' He even admitted he had a crush on Sidney (Get in line 😒🙄)

It might even be one of those situations they were only bi for each other and I definitely think they were sexually with each other. If not full blown then at least kind of fooled around a little.

Now I seriously don't think they teamed up JUST to kill their gfs like some ppl that ship Stuilly hc. Stu was gonna kill regardless, he's just that nuts and Billy had a motive. And they're both misogynist that are attractive themselves. To Stu, Tatum was a dime a dozen. He probably cheated on her with other girls and Billy anyways, let's just be realistic here.

And Billy feels like he could care less about girls. He's attractive and girls just come to him and he uses them for release and goes. I highly doubt he was in love with Sam's Mom and her Mom was just a young naive girl in a one sided relationship with him. (But you never know! We'll never know anyways) He was so focused on his plan to even really care about all that and I think in his own fucked up way he did love Sidney but the hate outweighed the love he had for her in the beginning of their relationship. After killing her mom, the bitterness grew to the point he wanted her dead. My hc at least. (Idk how else to explain his mentality like boy ur not making sense)

And I don't think Billy and Stu loved each other in the traditional sense of the word. I ship Stuilly but it's just as fucked up as they are. I think Stu worshipped Billy to an extent bc Billy was the one that fulfilled his fantasies. Billy honestly used Stu imo. He purposely was going to use him as a scape goat if Neil failed. But I also think Billy probably did secretly like Stu as a friend and something more like love but just couldn't admit it, not even to himself.

Like I said. Fucked up. I don't think they were lovers in the secretly in love way as much as they both used and experimented with one another and it was slowly turning to the closest thing to caring either one could feel but the murder outweighed that. That's just my hc tho.

This is one of those cases it rlly is up to fan theory bc were they horny teen boys that were experiencing attraction to girls AND each other? OR were they trying so hard to prove to themselves they weren't gay? I accept anyones hc on that bc we really will never fully know.

But I still feel their bi if anything and experimented as lovers

[kokushibouthings]

Only for my mission.

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Content: Degrading kink(?) scaramouche smut, F!reader, scaramouche slightly taller lmfa- bathroom sex, hardcore? I guess

Side note: Give me ideas for my next post..Please. And I know that the title might remind u of sxf 😭

Perspectives might change from "I" to "you"

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"Hmph. Are we gonna do the task for the mission or what?" Scaramouche said with a snappy voice, "Can't we just find a random kid and adopt them??" "I already told you. We CAN'T do that." "Ugh why did I even... Let's just do it later" "And who gave you the right to issue your own decisions now?? I'm the one who's managing you." Same old scara, bossy, frustratingly annoying, short tempered, bitch. "..." I turn to him silent, "Good girl. We need to hurry up anyway, if we delay you'll be responsible if something bad happens." "Ugghh..... Fine. But what even is this ’’mission’ for?" Walking towards him again while continuing the convo, "That's the thing I don't fucking know." "Well how about we take a bath together?" "..." I walk past him, feeling his gaze turn back to me. "So we're gonna do it in the fucking bathroom?" "I don't know. maybe? You're the one who's doing the decisions...aren't you scara?" I enter the bathroom leaving the door open for him to enter, I take off my clothing off

Entering the shower, Finally feeling warmth after so long... Snezhnaya really is such a cold place. I hear scara getting in the shower, "...Hi." He says awkwardly...— "Where's the soap?" "I'm using it." "Give me i–" He interrupts you boldly "I'll do it for you." You suddenly feel his long slim fingers coated with soap rubbing against your body up and down..expect he keeps avoiding your core "I need some soap down there too you know...?" He paused for a second from your words before saying "whatever." He takes his hands away to coat it again with soap before going back to your body... not even a single second have you actually even looked at each other face front. A few seconds later you can feel his hands back on you, going down to your core

His fingers returning up and down against your clit making you feel...awkwardly good. "Mmh...–" Your hands grip on to him from behind "What?" "N...–othing." His fingers keep going slightly deeper into your slit (slit thing not ur vagi)

"I think I might-" He immediately stops before you continued that sentence "Why did-" interrupting you again with warm water being poured on you, "I'm not continuing with the feeling of soap in you, dumbass. Now turn back around and put ur hands on the wall." "oh uhh..."

A few seconds later, "like this??" "Spread your pussy open." "Ugh jeez your so demanding..." Not like you really had a choice and did it... "Oh and, you can't cum early or I'll do even worse things to you." Hearing his word shocked and confused...– bitch what "Huh wh–" He just shoved it in interrupting you for like the 5th time "Hmm? Did you...any by chance just cum already?" "N...–no"

You feel one of his fingers touching your clit simultaneously while he fucks you like crazily fast, "Hmmp.." You can hear his heavy breathing and slight moaning while your walls are tightening up on him, "Fucking hell your so tight." "O–..oh sc—CaRa~ ah...ummmh." Sounds of plapping fill the small space you both are in accompanied with moaning, "You know you're even fucking lucky you were..– mmh. Chosen to do this.. w–with me." "Y–esS!" It was odd of you to actually even agree with him but you were focused on how good you were feeling from him fucking you mercilessly abusing your core, "I–I nee..mmp– d to cu–uMm~" "a little more..." He keeps hitting your G-spot so much your not even sure if you can hold it for a little bit more...but I guess you will. "Im cu...–umMing!" Both of you cumming..him letting a load out into your core. Your mind was going blank and so confused with what's happening

He grabs ur arms forcing you down to his cock, "Suck it, Its my turn and I'm tired." He goes up against the glass "mmh.." You stare at his thing

"I guess I don't have a choice..." You place it in your mouth for probably another round again.

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That's it

It went on for hours till he eventually had his fill and you were unconscious and he had to clean you up and put you to bed

Bye

#scaramouche smut #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x reader smut #genshin x reader #genshin smut #female reader