#and mac didnt know abt it

[dennisboobs]

Dennis says the L word

#i definitely didnt have this kicking around on my hard drive #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds #the genuine ones being within his daydream where he has been forcibly desexualized by losing use of his dick & actually falling in love #in mac's fantasy where he fucking dies and dennis was too late to say it #forced out of necessity by dennis' fear of abandonment by dee #spoken when he believes theyre in a life or death situation and hoping to connect with dee at the very end #telling his wife that he does not love her while looking to mac and then reaffirming this saying he's NEVER loved her #and of course while absolutely shitfaced and upset at the loss of his childhood stuffed elephant (and dee's betrayal) #ill be real. the second i heard him say a bunch of shit about feelings & how he loved the monkey in 15x4 i had to check to see who wrote it #it had been SO long................ like of course glenn is the one to bring it back. ok. #more of den saying he loves things plz #ada speaks #ada's videos #if you guys can think of any other times he's said it pleasssseeee let me know lol i tried #update: i added in a few more #left out the ones in 7x01 w him talking about loving no restrictions bc i wanted this to be abt him expressing Love to sentient beings #loving crack and loving a person are two different L words jskhbshn

[cutemeat]

i need Sunny’s women like i need blood in my veins

#its carnal at this point its alarming #yeah im thinking abt maureen #dennis didnt know what he had #queen of manipulation high maintenance catgirl with no job thats the fucking dream #maureen was litrlly the only person who could beat him at his own game thats why he went back to mac #‘some people just find the middle of the woods romantic i guess’ she implication’d your ass but alright sure #hes a fag thats the real problem but ofc he’ll never admit that #cuz again to glenn the only thing funnier than a fag is a closeted fag so we’ll just have to deal until the show croaks #sorry ik ive said nothing groundbreaking im just bored and overstimulated at work need the outlet #tw f slur #in tags

[feline-evil]

So the mtl s2 finale really grabbed me by the bawls full force goddamn

#jay talkin #im NOT putting this in the tag godbless but that shit had me screaming all caps at my bf every five seconds #holy shit???? holy shit??? #what the fuck do you mean we're getting all this. this ep was abt the band trying to suck their own dicks #and now its everyone working and fighting together and???? i wasnt expecting this!!! #LIKE. this show is jokes its so not serious so it suddenly delivering a rlly compelling setpiece w drama that felt like it had heart had me #it HAD me. it had me REAL GOOD. holy shit. I JUST PUT THIS SHOW ON FOR SMTH SILLY TO WATCH #DURING A BAD WEEK. CUZ PPL I RESPECT LIKED IT AND I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS UP. NOW IT HAS ME BY THE DICKENBALLS #I DIDNT EXPECT TO GET THIS INVESTED. I THOUGHT IT'D JUST BE JAPES #istg the same thing happend w always sunny i started watching it cuz i needed smth funny and kinda mindless #and then the mac episode. YOU KNOW TYHE ONE. W THE DANCE. HAPPENED. AND I WENT OH HOLY SHIT. GODDAMN. FUCK!!!! #snifls and looks at everyone so sopping wet. sorry for the man i become when my brain latches onto smth new. #this time it was an adult cartoon from 2006 so everyone batten down the hatches jays not gonna be normal abt these idiot men ever again

[maraczeks]

phil thread pt 4

#i don't even have words..??? #aug 27 2022 #the fact that the shower works is the craziest part #oh nvm #i jinxed it #emily mortimer the woman that you are #you know i'm thinking things abt mac and will and his huge shower... #at least they didn't make alicia and spiros a thing tho i was afraid of that #aliciaaaaaaaaaaa you don't deserve any of this #the way her eyes reflect light is insane. #she's literally 🤏🤏🤏 that bug #emily<333333 #CREASING DOES EMILY HAVE A STUNT DOUBLE TO PLAY THE CELLOOOO ODJRHDJDJF #????? #this was oddly fitting for all the prevention training i just went through tho #no cos the mac josh implications are also insane and idk idk idk #NO THEY DIDNT ACTUALLY.... #bruhhhhhhhhhhhwhT even #LIKE ADTER HOW HE TREATED HER ???? this is so weird OH THANK GOODNESS IT WASNT #THANK GOODNESS THE SER UL I FELL #ummm okay then!

[soft-spooks]

channelled my inner sundrop at work today btw

#we had. so many kids come thru the ray feed today....... it was. very overwhelming #there were. j think 9600~ guests total at the zoo today like holy fucking hell #anyway. i dont usually think im good w kids but i had a little girl tell me im cool so like #hell yes #also i used the phrase 'little friends' today. dunno where that came from #hgdgshdvdjfjddnmd #was very like '!!!!! hi guys !!!!! you did awesome!!!!! that ray over there is named rita !!!!! her favorite food is shrimp !!!!' #and i mean. seemed like it went well i think #anyway #this does not actually matter im just. in bed now and replaying the day in my brain u know. as you do. and thinkin abt it #i think hed b proud of me #hdhdgshdbdkdnd #oh oh best moment. the tank attendant was trying to answer a guest question and didnt know how #and turned around and saw me doing PM rounds with my lil clipboard #and went 'OH thank goodness! here guys talk to mac here theyre the expert' #and i got to answer a lot of rlly good questions !!!!!!!!@@ #and shelly called me an expert hehe #which like. im not. but it felt good to be like.... appreciated #was talkin 2 her later and she was like 'oh i was so glad you were there !!' n. man #shes like. this sweet sweet lil old lady i love her so much. grandma energy. made me feel important....

[pettydollie]

WAIT CAN U DO SINGER!READER X BOYFRIEND!CHRIS HEADCANNONS

GAHRHAHDHW THIS IS CONSTANTLY RUNNING THRU MY HEAD DONT EVEN PLAY

him, nick, and matt are always in the front row of your concerts. chris records and takes pictures (he posts them later obv) like a proud boyfriend

one of ur songs is about feminism and the choreography includes a bunch of shirtless dudes rubbing all over u to which you see chris in the crowd raising a brow jokingly and you slip up your singing slightly and giggle

IMAGINE BRINGING HIM ON STAGE AHH

ur fans love him sm.

(in my regular au for reader x chris, they’ve been together for almost 6 years so let’s say it’s the same for singer!reader aswell.)

you write an entire album about him.

when he starts making music, gosh, you guys have so many features together

hes in the music videos you make abt him

you win a grammy and your plus one(chris duh) is crying hysterically. he hides it when the camera pans to him lol. you thank him and express how much u love him. this clip becomes a thing on tiktok, insta, etc with captions like “me if you even care:” and “me when he”

imagine u play the electric guitar GOODBYE he'll watch ur fingers in awe

sometimes when u have little pauses in between songs when ur on stage, chris'll just do smth stupid to make u laugh and its so adorable. later on, there are videos posted "chris making yn giggle per usual" "i want what they have"

ur a very cutesy person, right, u have such nice music and just an angelic vibe. then, you release a "idgaf" album and chris is HERE FOR IT. he's posting constantly abt it on his insta stories. "didnt know i was with a bad bitch" "damn *your tag* your hot asf lets go out" (the incorrect grammar was on purpose btw lmao)

mac miller and ariana grande core

he raps while u sing

matching stage fits (fresh love)

tbh ‘fresh love’ would probably be his stage name

#im coming back to this later #u guys dont even understand bc this is literally my personality #i imagine she has a melanie martinez vibe #chris fluff #chris sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #reader #y/n #chris sturniolo x reader #singer!reader #𝓬𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓸

[iamjackstylerdurden]

still thinking abt dennis checking macs pulse…. mommying him…. when mac wasnt even conscious. like that wasnt part of the sinned manipulation system that was just dennis’ instincts. that couldnt have been anything but genuine since mac didnt have a way to know abt it

#iasip #macdennis #im not crazy im just a little unwell

[megatraven]

Ok a funny thing just came up in my head, imagine if havenfalls finest played among us (I don't know why it made me giggle a little)

OK OK OK YES!!!!! I love thinking about lovestruck squads playing among us, it's SO fun to think about (i've posted about astoria's cast and villainous night's cast playing before) so let's seeeeeee

MACKENZIE is the scariest player of them all. she's incredibly good at sniffing out imposters, BUT, she often accuses JD even when they're not it, because they act like they are. they're her weak point. she's very good at getting her tasks done quickly, if she lives long enough to do em. that said, when she's an imposter, she's ruthless.... except when it comes to MC. she'll hover to make sure the other imposter doesn't kill her, and sneaks off when lights go out to Kill(tm).

JD is always playing chaotically. they're the crewmate an imposter will kill in front of, just for JD to turn around and defend them later. "MC was in medbay with me, we did body scan." they really like throwing people off the scent of the imposters while pretending they are one. incredibly sus behavior. they rarely ever do their tasks.

Diego focuses on his tasks, and he really doesn't like being imposter. he's the imposter that never gets a kill and makes the other do all the heavy lifting. Is known to sit in electrical making sure nobody dies, as well as checking vitals. Is usually the first one to call an emergency meeting, though he doesn't seek out the body. He's been voted out for this

Razi is also scarily good at this game. He's such a smooth-talker that he can talk himself out of a lot of close calls when he's imposter. Usually able to throw blame onto JD. He likes to sit at cams when he's crewmate to try figuring out who's where and doing what.

MC is a pretty decent imposter, but has incredibly bad luck with her timing sometimes. she'll pop out of a vent as soon as someone comes into electrical. someone will enter the medbay the moment she kills someone. still has fun overall! always dies before she can finish her tasks

Antonio usually gets voted off first for being sus when he's really just doing tasks. He's a ruthless killer when he's an imposter, but still tends to get voted out fast, even if no one's seen him near the bodies.

Vanessa! I don't really know because she's the only character i didnt read :( I think she's enjoy it a lot though, and she'd be a very good crewmate, but an awful imposter :]

But I think Annabelle would have a real blast at playing it, too, and she'd drag Damien into playing. They'll always pair together (or, Annabelle will always be with him, Mac, or MC) and help each other out. Damien won't kill her as imposter, and she won't kill him, either... unless it will win the game for her :) He's her alibi, and the rest of havenfall's finest have learned to just. not trust what either of them says about each other LMAO

if you have any ideas or headcanons abt them playing, i'd love to hear!!! :0 this is just my two cents! :]

#lovestruck voltage #lovestruck #havenfall #havenfall is for lovers #hifl #hifl mc #mackenzie hunt #jordan davies #diego escalona #antonio vasquez #razi nassar #vanessa helsing #annabelle sheppard #damien rider #mackenzie #jd #diego #antonio #razi #vanessa #annabelle #damien

[ninjasmudge]

In the possessed Macaque au, What do you think would make Mac snap out of his daze and try again to resist LBD’s control (even if it’s completely unsuccessful lol)

had to stop and think abt this bc maq is an asshole who doesnt have that many connections, especially at the start, since she got him before shadowplay.

swk is the obvious one, for all that he says about killing swk, he knows full well that cant happen, so hes just sprouting shit and doing things for attention bc hes angry. i think if he heard she was planning on killing swk with the samadhi fire (something that actually CAN hurt him) that would definitely make him fight back (something something "noone kills him but me")

mk is another but im not sure maq actually liked the kid much during ep9? he doesnt speak to mk at all once swk shows up and gets completely taken by surprise when mk is more than just a little swk copy (when he exhibits his own powers, after maq took swks power from him) i think he started actually liking mk after that and more after shadowplay, although if hes inside lbds head watching her fuck with mk, hed probably feel a kinship with him. maq tends to project his own feelings onto other people, so i figure he might try to break out to stop her fucking with mk more

maq is pretty self righteousness though, so i think one thing that might make him pissed off on a very deep level that she has trouble controlling is if he put all the pieces together; figured out that she orchestrated his death to start off with just because she thought he was lying to her about the future, since his future hearing didnt align with her visions. i think learning that his time in hell, losing his best friend, and everything that happened because of those, only happened bc she wanted to use him to confirm her (incorrect) visions? i think that might actually piss him off enough to throw her out of his head (at least for a little bit)

#lego monkie kid #mk #ask #host macaque au #idk if thos all makes sense. i HOPE it does dkdhddjahalsjsj #im not sure if you need the context of the last ask to make it make sense.....

[cankersaurus]

Dont get me wrong, i love thatmac is gaybut sumtimes i wish he wuz like bi, i know that'd probly take away from his character so im not like a bisexual mac truther or anything but i often think abt how mac was abt Carmen or Barbara nd like it felt like he was genuinely attracted to them , nd in Carmen's case Mac liking girls cud normalize transness nd i rlly didnt like what they did in mac fights gay marriage where they made Mac's attraction to Carmen pre op out to be more evidence of Mac's homosexuality , nd like mac is gay but gay dudes can think their attracted to women so i wish they carried that logic with carmen

And then with Barbara i always liked how giggly mac got in mbdm and i feel like we never see straight guys act like that on TV, and i think having him be the gay one makes it seem like straight ppl cant act like that?? I dont rlly know how to properly word my thoughts on mac nd Barbara so sorry that it might not b makin sense

All in all im happy that we have mac as representation for gay ppl who are repressed, horrible ppl, nd sexist / transphobic etc and i wouldn't want him to be turned bi or wuteva i just wish they handled sum things better nd every now nd then i wish Dennis wuz the canonically gay one (like they're all canonically queer but make is the gay one)

#not super refined thought but i hope u get wut i mean #mac mcdonald #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia

[dennisboobs]

#iasip #dennis reynolds #it's always sunny in philadelphia #ada speaks #polls #i think he's full of shit #it's not even necessarily that i don't think hes capable (but come on he's like. demonstrably weak as shit) #but i think he leans into the murderer/serial killer thing as part of his mask #i don't think he's actually killed anyone #and maureen. well. idfk what to think because it was clear he didnt kill her and then they walked it back... what. 2 seasons later? #they had security footage that cleared dennis' name though. so. i don't think he did. #mac & charlie have killed a kid. frank has killed or indirectly caused deaths several times. dee #well. #dee would kill the gang if she could and she has TRIED in the self help book #i think it would be extremely funny if dennis hadnt killed a single person #theres like scattered evidence even before maureen but idk. #i honestly hate the random retconning they did to him to make him fit the mould and so does glenn so you know what #dennis has never killed a human. and whatever the hell all that shit abt killing and mutilating crows and keeping the skins of animals was #i choose to ignore. he wanted to become a vet bc he likes animals and that's all it was. 🥴 #anyway dennis is a serial abuser but i dont think he would even have the physical strength to choke someone out #and he grabs a bread knife when he says hes gonna kill charlie. #at most. the idea of killing someone gets him off. i think thats mostly what it is. #The Illusion of Power. #the thought that he Could kill someone if he wanted to. but he won't. #but he could. #and that's what makes him feel powerful

[cutemeat]

why's no one ever talk abt how the ending of "Dennis Gets Divorced" implies that Mac banged The Lawyer … the lawyer looks So much like Dennis, which just tracks with the whole Maureen/Mac looking alike thing already established earlier in the first ep. like just look at this blocking...

It's all about placing the characters in positions that illustrate their relationships to one another. So they intentionally placed Mac n Maureen across from each other cuz they look alike, and also intentionally put Dennis n Lawyer across from each other cuz they look alike.

Overall showcasing how the relationships here are like.. Dennis just got back with Maureen and he didn't quite realize until he saw her face again how much he's ALWAYS wanted Mac, even since HS. And with Mac's pursuit of the Lawyer, it shows how Mac only recently became aware of how much he wants Dennis (around s5), but he does the exact same thing Dennis did in HS by falling in love with someone who just looks like Den. Like they are so obsessed w one another no matter how hard they try to push it down n deny it lmao. LIKE IT'S JUST MADE SO CLEAR WITH SHIT LIKE THIS ??

#macdennis #macden #the tension between those two…. i know it i see what happened #Lawyer dodged a bullet i wish the gang didnt drag ppl so deep into their revenge cycle lmao i feel so bad for that dude #i hav a theory that in the s13 promos .. i Swear it sounds like Macs talking abt trying to pursue some dude #who is like.. trying to move on/married.. its the LAWYERRRR #parker posts

[xlounzrhot]

Gamzee being an actually decent cook😋like he can cook up a storm⚡👨‍🍳but he eats fucking garbage🗑️that makes him sick🤒. An nobody knows so evry1 gets all antsy like "Aw, shit! Gamzee's cooking tonight. I'll queue up the DoorDash delivery."😒

And then here comes Gamzee with a cuisine🍽️Mac n Chz🥣with baked chkn🍗roasted ham🍖an baked beans on the side with the corn🌽got me like like😌MMM im makin myself hungry jus thinkin abt it😚AND the motherfucker uses the leftover chicken🍗 an shreds it up🔪mixing it w/ some rice🍚an beef🥩with some chopped up veggies🥕🥦🥔in a stew🥘

🤤

Srry yall I didnt eat last night im kinda distracted rn😅my point is, evry1 would be begging Gamzee to cook no contest

#food #food mention #food tw #dinner #clown dinner #clown food #gamzee makara #homestuck #xlounzrhot #mac and cheese #chicken #roasted ham #ham #beef #veggies #rice #baked beans #im so hungry #bout to FEAST

[bloodsadx]

musubi fantasy toenyal, is to me, my singular best drawing i’ve ever made in terms of like technical craft. i think it is the best cartoon i’ve ever drawn. i drew it really quickly, without reference, and with pen, without a sketch. so it checks the boxes of everything i try to do when i draw to the maximum extent. it references, subconsciously, cat fantasy, a comic by phil elverum from fancy people adventures. it also features shrimp musubi prominently. which is my favorite kind of snack. but most of all i really like how i did the hair. i have had a few drawings ive done that i liked a lot and other ppl didnt seem to think were special really but i dont think any other drawing has been more underrated by other people compared to how much i like it. i am using that as a metric specifically bc when i made it i remember thinking, wow, i cant believe i just drew that, and then like nobody i showed it to reacting. which is fine. but at the time it briefly made me consider: is this not the most perfect drawing i’ve ever made? and then after much reflection i came to the conclusion: it is definitely the most perfect drawing i’ve ever made. i use it regularly as a mental landmark for my other drawings. it is like a checkpoint mario level flag in my brain of like, everything i have drawn since it has been reckoning with it. everything i ever wanted to draw when i was a kid, everything i thought was neat abt like naive skateboard mascot art or captain underpants when i would doodle comic zines when i was 7 is something that i think i captured in this drawing. other drawings i have done i have cared more about other things. like thinking about paintings. but this to me is a perfect drawing for when im thinking about the idea of mac and cheese. which is crazy. because my previous best cartoon i had drawn, in my estimation, was toenail eating mac and cheese. which also, is from a comic i believe is criminally underrated by other people compared to how much i care about it.

which is how i felt for a long time. but then somebody Else got a tattoo of mac and cheese toenail. which is crazy. because for the entirety of my life after i had drawn mac and cheese toenail i had thought to myself “if i was going to get a tattoo of one of my drawings, mac and cheese toenail would be the best one to do”. which is proof magic is real. i believe i deserve an eisner for pimple and toenail do whip its. i believe this because when toenail eats the mac and cheese, it’s very funny. it’s funny because toenail doesn’t know what a whip it is. it’s funny because she wants to eat mac and cheese instead of eat a whip it. and comics are supposed to be funny. when will eisner created his famous, eponymous reward for his invention, “comic books”, he named them comic books because he wanted them to be funny. that’s why people love rorschach and the comedian. and that’s why i deserve an eisner

#toenail #toenyal #illu

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

OMG MACCCC R U REWATCHIN TOKYO GHOUL...... shakin ur hand rn little 14 year old me loved this shit. kaneki ken fucked up little guy going thru things he never should have gone thru </3 have u ever watched the very last season??? i finally watched it when i did my rewatch of the full series like maybe a year or so ago and BOYYY IM NOT GONNA SPOIL ANYTHING BUT GOD...... it'll fuckin get u mac it'll GET U!!!! so excited i am grabbin ur hands and spinning around in a field of flowers with u i love this fucked up little guy i love blood and cannibalism <3

I DIDNT EXPECT TO GET SO INTO IT AGAIN. I WAS JUST GONNA WATCH THE FIRST COUPLE EPISODES FOR THE NOSTALGIA AND THE HELL OF IT AND THEN I GOT HOOKED AGAIN. KANEKI HAS WHITE HAIR NOW AND HES SOOOOO FUCKED UP <3 extended torture scenes spanning 4 episodes will do that to a mf.

ALSO NO I NEVER FINISHED IT !!! which is part of the reason im watching it again!!! when i watched it the first time it was still being released so i just kind of forgot 2 keep up with it bc i wasnt technically allowed 2 be watching anime and had to sneak it anyway. i just kinda fell off and forgot abt it. i honestly dont even know if i finished season 2???????? i somehow completely forgot about the torture arc so this might mean we are reaching the end of what i actually saw. this is awesome though 14 yr old me was so predictable <3

#<< i say as if my current favorite character rn isnt just another flavor of black/white haired ghost boy going through unspeakable trauma #HEY ALSO??? FUCKED UP TO BE SPINNING ME IN A FIELD OF FLOWERS. KANEKI JUST ATE THE GHOST OF RIZE THAT LIVES IN HIS MIND IN ONE OF THOSE . #HEHEHEHEHEHE #honestly im a lil. out of it 2nite and have been watchijg these in the bg while i do other things... i am not super deeply invested #in the overall plot i just love when little guys are going through fucked up shit apparently !!!!!!!!!! #i dont remember what happens to hide but i feel like its going to be so bad. therss no way he survives any of this right. poor boy. #i used to LOVE him #fucking horrid 2 hear kanekis sad monotone voice now. he js so traumatized he is so broken. his mind has snapped and i am so sad about it #my poor boy ..... #asks #anachronistic-falsehood #friends!!!

[blairdrawzstuff]

dearest bl

hello violet i hope this ask find you well i

so whats up with you as of late me an

i have some things to tell you, you might not like it and im sorry if

you dont have wattpad so you might not know whats going on but

me and pha francis (moonmxple) have something to tell you about neobix (no hate on him but)

like you might have known. uhhh things had have NOT been going well for neobix, cuppy and francis right now. im not gonna get into too much details about it since it's none of my business but, neobix is writing a book (and make a lil video for it. u can see in their tumblr)

its called "dead or alive". now i dont want to say anything be rude diss on him or anything, there's no issue with him quite literally write fics twice almost everyday/lh good for him. its just that this book is special since it features YOU now i dont know if they asked for your permission or not but he did "credit" you

so without futher ado. ill let the fic speak for itself (see what i did there? nudge nudge? wrong timing? okay-)

now the first chapter (it only have 1 chapter so far)

..actually you know what? lets just cut the crap, this was originally just about the fic and how you are in it. and im sorry but ive got to talk abt some stuff (inhale) he had:

1.make cuppy uncomfortable (i mean he said bezel presured him to making rubcha content but i feel like he could have handle it better, 1 is jsut a reason for 2 tbh)

2.doesnt accept that cuppy doesnt want to talk to him anymore and still kinda pester xem

3.that online/pet name post, u know the one..

4.keep writing fanfic of you guys (meaning you, cuppy and francis). like that one fic he wrote (well not rlly it jsut have notes for now) (the one he didnt credit your character for). and now this other one

5.in this fic as you can see he portrayed you guys (espically francis) as the villain who manipulate him! like i wouldnt even be okay if its your character but it's even more bad that he said its feature you guys!! the people, not even the character as you can see from his crediting.

6.he treated francis and tagging aer like friends even though he wrote aer as a bad person (which show quite clearly from his lil video in which he made for the au/fic)

yeah basically francis and is tired and so does cuppy. and i understand if u dont want to answer this ask or talk about it <3

i hope you have a nice week mac 🧡🧡

Yeah- I've been told by someone (anon) (I'ma be totally honest, I slimed through that-) anywho he/they didn't ask and it's sort of bothering me- but I'm trying to have a good birthday sooo I'm going to put it off till probably next week- I know that sounds kinda bad- but Idrk what to do about it yet... Thank you bin <3