#and mom was like IF YOIR DAD HADN’T WANTED IT YOU WOULDN’T HAVE SAID ANYTHING

[bending-sickle]

mom, to dad, about me: next time, don’t yell at her, just slap her

dad: i already tried that and she wouldn’t talk to me for ages

#why? because mom oit down half an apple and ate the other #and before i could say anything like #hey can i have a tiny slice of it #because i’d finished eating my plate #dad who was STILL ACTIVELY EATING #said can i eat the apple #and i was like i was just going to ask for a slice #and dad errupted in a WELL FUCK YOU THEN EAT THE WHOLE THING YOU SHIT #and mom was like IF YOIR DAD HADN’T WANTED IT YOU WOULDN’T HAVE SAID ANYTHING #and i was just like HE WAS STILL EATING HE STILL HAD FOOD ON HIS PLATE JESUS CHRIST I HAD A 0.5 SECOND WINDOW #and then the threats of slaps exchanged between them #which is fun #because i’m not at all still traumatized of when my dad #refused to get out of my room because he just wanted to be in it for no other fucking reason than he felt like it #and i got mad and madder because fucking respect my soace and request just a little maybe #and mom showed up and was like JUST FUCKING SLAP HER #so everything is going well here in quarantine #and now i’ll never find a job #and never get out of heremor i’ll be thrown out to the streets #randomness