#and not in a good way

[jaegersdevil]

the lamest prank [satoru gojo x reader]

a little something i came up with in like half an hour, enjoy :P

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"...You're up to something, aren't you?" Satoru's voice cuts through the silence in your room, causing you to jump in surprise.

Glancing over your shoulder, palm to your chest, you glare at your best friend. "You scared the shit out of me."

Satoru shrugs, stepping further into your dorm, his eyes narrowing at the packet of Oreos and toothpaste tubes laid out in front of you on the floor.

"Why are you devising the lamest prank in the world?"

You roll your eyes and turn back to your project. "This was meant to be for 'Guru, and you, but I guess the cat's out of the bag."

Satoru threw his head back in laughter, his hand on his stomach. "You're so cute."

Your eyes widen as you spread the toothpaste onto one side of the cookie. "You don't sound particularly upset about being the victim of my prank."

"Oh, I'm not," He says casually as he moves around you to sit on your bed.

You squint at him. "Then why do you look so annoyed?"

Satoru says nothing, but his bright eyes behind his sunglasses tell you everything you need to know.

Sighing, you hold out your hand with a tube of toothpaste and an Oreo in your palm. "You're upset I didn't include you, aren't you?"

Taking the items from your grasp, Satoru smirks. "A little..."

"Well, you usually don't invite the person you want to prank to help you set it up, do you?"

"Guess not. But it's good my daily snooping resulted in something interesting today... It's better than yesterday... Haibara will not like what I saw."

"What?" You furrow your eyebrows. "You're such a nerd, 'Toru."

"Yeah, whatever," He rolls his eyes, white hair falling over his eyes. "Pass me that knife, loser."

After his fingers graze yours, you nod your head toward the uncapped tube in his hand. "You better load that one up good. Suguru used my shampoo yesterday, and then he stole my leftover sashimi in the fridge."

"Oh, that was me. That was so fresh, so delicious," Satoru moans. "Best I've ever had, actually."

Your jaw falls open, and you shake your head. "Fuck you, Gojo."

"Nuh-uh, you don't get to curse the only one who's gonna help you out of this situation later," He raises an eyebrow. "Wait, why were you pranking me? What did I do?"

You give him a deadpan look. "It's more like, what haven't you done?"

A gasp leaves Satoru's lips, and he leans down to place his finished cookie on the plate next to you. "You wound me, my love."

"And you are the most annoying pain in my ass ever, so we're even."

"You love me," Satoru coos, ruffling your hair. You swat his hand away, laughing.

"In your dreams."

"Wow, I didn't know you were psychic!" Satoru reels back dramatically and lays on your bed. "What else can you tell me about my future?"

When he's met with silence, Gojo sits up to see you holding an Oreo out for him.

"Snack?" The sickly sweet smile on your face is to be expected when you're dealing with his shit, so Satoru takes the cookie, unsuspecting.

"Oh, and you're giving me treats?" He clutches his chest. "You really are the greatest thing to ever exist, aren't you?"

But soon, his face screws up in disgust when he realises the cream between the cookie isn't vanilla but minty sludge instead.

"The ultimate betrayal!" He splutters, spitting the cookie into his hand, his hair swaying with each movement. "That's fucking disgusting."

A small, real smile pulls at the corners of your mouth. "Get out of my room, Satoru."

He tilts his head at the softness in your voice and stands. "As you wish," Gojo takes one step but crouches beside you. "Good luck with your little experiment."

You hum in response, rendered speechless when he leans closer to kiss your forehead. But when you don't wipe it off like usual, Satoru feels his heart skip a beat.

"Though, I'm telling Suguru to keep clear of the Oreos in the common area," He whispers. "And I used your shampoo too... he doesn't deserve to endure the pain I just did."

You gasp, dropping the objects in your hands onto the plate below.

At your reaction, Satoru laughs and stands. "Kidding."

"I hate you!" You throw a tube of toothpaste at him as he runs out of your room, slamming the door behind him.

But, later that afternoon, Suguru could be heard gagging in the common area, and you knew Gojo loved a lame prank.

#this is lame #and not in a good way #gojo satoru x reader #satoru gojo #satoru x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #satoru gojo fluff #satoru gojo imagine #satoru gojo x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen

[opbackgrounds]

Zoro defeating Ryuma is basically a role reversal from Oda's previous one shot manga Monsters when Ryuma defeated a dragon, but what I have difficulty with is the fact that Zoro actually sets Ryuma on fire, an ability he's not shown before or since.

I'm able to more easily accept something like Asura because animal and demon spirit projections are something Zoro's been doing since the start of the series, and Asura felt like the next logical step even though the logic of it is kinda funky. Unless zombies are somehow more flammable when hit by swords, this feels like Oda let the symbolism he wanted to shove in override the physical logic of the fight. It feels like such a cop out excuse to take out a zombie without using salt, and really sours for me what's otherwise a solid battle.

#opbackgrounds #one piece #ch467 #powers and abilities #roronoa zoro #at least let him pull a sanji and say it's friction #this just feels silly #and not in a good way

[mono-rogue]

Who's watching now?

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Alastor has beef... or is it venison? Hard to tell.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel art #hazbin hotel fanart #art #mono rogue art #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #artwork #fanart #comic art #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin angel dust #angel dust #vox will remember that #and not in a good way

[yea-baiyi]

people on twitter are discoursing about whether xie lian’s chastity-based cultivation is a form of abuse (?????) which is so backward to me like huh???? yes jun wu’s thing about xie lian being a virgin is fucking creepy and weird and part of his overall obsession and desire to control him. but did they just completely miss the part where xie lian chose this method of cultivation bc the abstinence wasn’t an issue for him? he got hit by sex pollen and never once thought of sex? he didn’t even cultivate for 700 years and just never had sex because he never wanted to and as soon as he found a guy he wanted to fuck he just went for it? literally didn’t even pause to consider the cultivation thing at any point. if this were any other character it might have been used against him but the whole point is xie lian once again perfectly dodging jun wu’s manipulation attacks by just being a weird little guy with autism

#tgcf #xie lian #xianxia jesus #aroace mxtx analysis #grey ace xie lian #but also he’s so autistic the way the whole chastity thing just does not ping his radar #jun wu trying to humiliate him with the virginity detecting sword and xie lian is just embarrassed #the sex pollen was such an uno reverse because sex did not even cross his mind for a second #like yes the POINT is that jun wu was intending to manipulate him with it #but xie lian’s autistic he’s just operating on a completely different set of base assumptions #why tf would u care about sex. why do you care about whether i’ve fucked. i certainly don’t. ur fucking weird #he’s so funny the epitome of autism creature jun wu just doesn’t get it #tfw neurotypical people project emotions and hangups onto you and ur autistic ass is like ????? #why would you assume i would be upset about that #i get so much fuel for posts from twitter because they’re so batshit over there #and not in a good way #i see their discourse and im so baffled

[nymphaforesta]

i love my new tattoo but oh god this bitch hurts so much GOD it feels so tight 🫠

#and not in a good way #!!

[cybersunnie]

sunnie baby !! have u any thoughts inside that beautiful noggin of yours on academic rival corio ?

Coriolanus thought too highly of himself.

You were clever, but he believed he was even more so. That was how his mind worked.

But he would be a fool to ignore the constant praises you received from professors and fellow peers. With your wit and eloquence, you managed to climb your way to the top of the class, though you have yet to surpass him. But you were getting close. 

Dangerously close.

He couldn't deny that you were a threat. A threat to the Plinth Prize he so desperately wanted, needed, and deserved. And here you were, trying to take away that from him. 

It's almost cute—how hard you were trying.

Did Dean Highbottom put you to this? The dean had always despised him. Coriolanus wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. But why would you agree to do it? From as far as he knew, he hadn't wronged you in the past. You wouldn't have any motive.

Unless you just enjoyed being insufferable.

Whenever he answered a question in class, you would raise your hand and add to it as if his response wasn't adequate. When a professor complimented you, he swore you would look at him just to see how he would react. (Coriolanus never gave you the satisfaction, though). If you two were in the same room, friendly discussions turned into debates. The first time it happened was in Communications. After that, Satyria Click often placed you and him on opposing sides to “see what happens.”

But you were still polite to him even with this rivalry between you two. Nauseatingly polite. 

Your smiles and honeyed words made his ego swell, but Coriolanus knew what they truly were. They were sneers masked as smiles. Taunts that were worded to sound like praise.

How did he know? Because he was doing the same to you.

In the eyes of an outsider, you two were civil—classmates who respected each other despite the ever-growing tension between them. But it was all to save face, to seem like the bigger person.

Deep down, Coriolanus liked playing this little game with you. Cat and mouse. Near captures and repeated escapes. You were so easy to read. So predictable. He liked making you think you could outsmart him. He found pleasure in making you think you were winning. And he would let you bask in that feeling of victory so that it would hurt more when he defeats you. How could he not play with you?

As the rivalry ensued, he would watch you from afar. Some may call it obsessive, but he called it studying. He studied your mannerisms and learned the subject you excelled in the most so that he could take that away from you, too. 

You were all-encompassing. Everything Coriolanus did shifted back to you. What would you do? And how could he do it better?

There was one thing he didn't know—one thing he was unaware of. If Coriolanus’ delusions hadn’t blinded him, he would have realized that you just wanted to do well in your academics. He would have realized that you weren't trying to compete with him, and that your smiles and compliments were genuine. No ulterior motive.

But it didn't matter. He was having too much fun.

And Coriolanus would like to play with you, his "rival," just a little longer.

tldr: in my head, academic rival!coryo is a paranoid and delusional mess that thinks you are out to get him, but in actuality, you are just trying to do good in school—completely unaware of said "rivalry". author's note: not proofread. this is my roman empire. i love writing delusional coryo. anyways, i hope you liked this kaia mwah! 💋

#coriolanus snow x reader #coriolanus x reader #coriolanus snow headcanon #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #my brain malfunctioned while writing this #and not in a good way #like i forgot how to write for a hot minute #✶ — sunnie writes thg! #✶ — coriolanus snow

[pierregaslays]

i have never known a man more dedicated to getting fired in my life, sergio perez you are one of a kind

#and not in a good way #that one part of me that isn’t a hater feels bad that his home race ended like that though :(

[socially-awkward-skeleton]

current mood when the thieves have now gone and stolen my fic title and ship tag for Kit and John

heads up: "Baptist and the Blade" was mine first

piss off!!

#skelly speaks #I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH #and not in a good way

[snow-dragon-rider]

Thinking about how Crosshair pretty consistently missed the first shots he took throughout this episode and how much I hate that

#screaming crying throwing up #and not in a good way #this is going to be important #the bad batch #bad batch spoilers #tbb #tbb spoilers #tbb 3x04 #tbb crosshair

[w0rlds-end]

if u support the true crime community/the c0lumbine shooters, stay the fuck out of the kmfdm tag bcs u don't belong in our fandom 🫶

TCC DO NOT LIKE OR REBLOG, JUST LOOK! YOU *WILL* BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT!

#kmfdm #♡zoid.txt♡ #anti tcc #fuck you tcc #you suck #and not in a good way

[ameliagiovanna0]

I think Chicago PD has just kind of ruined it for me, but I was so absolutely ready to be disappointed by not getting a worried Tim scene and then boy oh boy did we get a worried Tim scene and straight out of a fic too???? I just got such a rush of adrenaline and dopamine

#i said what i said #cpd ruined my expectations #and not in a good way #the rookie #chenford #chicago pd

[da-shrimping-station]

[ Obey Me | Stained Glass Flower Event ]

a shrimpy reaction 🦐

DIAVOLO IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS WITH THE GODDAMN BATON

WHY MC?!?!!?? for plot reasons ofc BUT COME ONNNNNN

★

AT LEAST CLEAN IT FIRST?!?!?!????!?!?

.......im gonna pretend they cleaned it and tuned it

★

can't we idk,,,,, SECURE THE DAMN THING IF IT'S THAT POWERFUL????

my blood pressure is through the roof y'all

★

,,,you can't even button up your coat properly Mammon smh

why do i feel like a mother watching her children break the fine china,,,,,, gets the chancla

★

AND WE'RE JUST WATCHING THE PETALS FLY AWAY?????

brb having a stroke rn HOLY SHIT

no shortage of schemes or your own incompetence??????? you're not even gonna scold your brothers for causing the problem in the first place????

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At least Raphael told us to be careful 😭

#shrimpy rambling #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me nightbringer #this is just the first part and im AAAAAAAAAAA #and not in a good way #queue queue train

[oneway-closet]

rb if you were queerbaited by the duffers

#i'm so done that last shot and mike and will were the only ones not holding hands #at least we got whatever that was between robin and vickie #screaming crying throwing up #and not in a good way #byler #stranger things #st4 spoilers #THAT was the reason mike couldn't say i love you oh my god

[dinomater]

I'm not gonna lie. I fucking hated the ofmd finale. What the actual fuck?? Killing off Izzy, the character who had the most growth and importance this season??? Literally why? Seeing Izzy become more comfortable with the crew and himself, as a queer person, has been so wonderful and important. So when his death scene was so poorly paced and anticlimactic... Idk, it feels really disrespectful and gross

#i don't know how to describe it #these are just my thoughts right after watching it #i'm just... so upset?? #and not in a good way #if they tried to move the audience #it did NOT work #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2 #izzy #izzy hands

[agentnatesewell]

In an attempt to get Morgan as her BFF, I had Suri take her to interview Kate Hayes. Then Suri did something uncharacteristic and now I have to start book one over

#let’s say she was a little impulsive with morgan in the car #and not in a good way #so i think i will focus on morgan points in book two instead #twc #mar plays twc

[ghostradiodylan]

Much like that fucking cursed calendar, I will never get over the fact that Chris Hackett calls his kids teenagers when they’re 22 and 26.

Like, so many fanfic authors are trying so hard to get all the details right and Supermassive is really out here just not giving a shit sometimes.

#the quarry #the hacketts are deeply sus #things that make my brain itch #and not in a good way #the quarry lore