INGREDIENTS:
2 cups evil boredom
3 teaspoons (heaping) blorbo poison (powder, not liquid)
1 daycare theme (10 hour loop)
1/3 cup brainrot
*1/2 cup distilled back pain
**(un)diagnosed mental illness
*(any kind of pain works, back pain is usually what i have on hand)
**(if you aren’t a fan of the flavor a diagnosis leaves, undiagnosed will work in a pinch! Personally, I like to add a bit of both.)
INSTRUCTIONS:
First, turn on the daycare theme (10 hour loop) and pre-heat the oven to 375 degrees.
Sift together your evil boredom and blorbo poison in a medium sized bowl.
Add in your pain of choice and mix well.
Once thoroughly mixed, it should be looking a little thicker. Some granules from the evil boredom and blorbo poison are fine. (You can always mix further, if you’re worried about it affecting the texture.)
Add your brainrot and beat with a whisk until it’s looking lighter, a little fluffy. (If you aren’t in the mood for fluff, a dash of angst or hurt/comfort can help tone it down. An AU if you really wanna spice it up.)
Realize this is turning out a lot better than you thought it would. Dang. Well, you’re certainly committed now.
Go ahead and get out a glass baking pan. Coat the bottom with non-stick spray. (I tend to favor Y/N brand Nonbinary Spray myself)
Using a baking spatula (one of the rubbery bendy ones), carefully move your mixture from the bowl to the pan. It’s alright if you get some on the sides, the heat should help it settle once it’s in the oven. To get out any air bubbles, tap the pan (carefully!) a few times on the counter.
Place the pan in the oven and set a timer for 15-25 minutes, or take a peek every now and then and see if it’s the right shade of cheerful.
Congratulations!!! You’ve successfully survived evil boredom, despite the hurdles you faced, and made something! (Pretty tasty too, if I might add.) You are still mentally ill, though. But - hey - now you have a little treat! And hopefully, your day’s just a little bit brighter! Enjoy!
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OOPS yeah ok so the specific use he has in mind for Lava Lamp is Puppeting his empty corpse :D
If his Syaoran Clone dies he can just put the Clone’s mind in the dead body and keep going :D
How pleasant!
It’s interesting to me that the translation uses the word “Soul” for Clone Syaoran here, since that is VERY SPECIFICALLY the thing we were hoping he would grow that would replace Evil Wovlerine’s programming. I’m just going to read it as “mind” until I learn otherwise. “Heart” might work as well, but I will leave that to the people who know a lot more than me.
Also Oh Kurogane and Fai murder faces oh. 10/10 big fan I support this. Tattoo those on me. I am weak.
Absolutely terrible 0/10 horrible plan terrible imagery I do not support this
Dreadful horrible awful I do not wish to see it
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Yknow, pep, I think I know why your saying shit like “oh no I won’t kill him he did nothing wrong” and it’s BECAUSE YOU ARE WEAK, YOU’RE AN IGNORAMUS, AND YOU AIN’T EVER GONNA GET ANYWHERE IN YOUR DAMN LIFE! YOU’RE GONNA END UP ON THE FUCKING STREETS AND DIE OUT THERE ONCE YOUR PIZZERIA CLOSES.
...
You clearly have-a nothing better to do than coming-a to mess up with-a my life, don't you?
What-a do you know if he did-a wrong or not? What-a do you know how I feel? What-a do you care if I get-a somewhere with my life or not?
Nothing.
You want-a me to go and try to fight-a Fake Peppino.
But, have-a you ever thought about-a what could happen to me if I try? Have-a you ever thought that I might-a not be in condition to fight? Have-a you?
WHAT-A IF I DIE? DOESN'T THAT-A MATTER? NO! THAT'S-A NOT IMPORTANT, RIGHT?!
YOU JUST-A CARE ABOUT-A WHAT YOU WANT, BUT WHAT ABOUT-A WHAT I WANT? WHAT ABOUT HOW I FEEL?!
DON'T-A YOU DARE-A SPEAK TO ME LIKE-A THIS AGAIN.
YOU. WILL. RESPECT-A. ME.
YOU WILL LEARN. TO RESPECT-A. ME.
DON'T-A YOU TALK ABOUT-A MY...
...pizzeria...
Don't-a you mention my pizzeria again...
It's everything I've-a... fought-a for...
... I just want-a... to be a chef... But everything... EVERYTHING. HAS TO ALWAYS-A GET ON MY WAY- A-AUGH!-
...aah... [pant, pant]
[gasp] What... What am I doing-a wrong? [gasp] What-a did I do to deserve-a this...?
Do I deserve-a this... disrespect?... [gasp]... I deserve-a this pain...
Don't I?
[Sob]
[Sob, sob]
Leave-a me alone...
... LEAVE-A ME ALONE!
Congrats, you've made Peppino cry.
are you fcking happy now
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