#and now i am anxious ™

[la-galaxie-langblr]

screech

#tag rant incoming #the wait until results day is killing me #6 days 17 hours until I log onto ucas and see where I'm going in less than a month #time will not go faster no matter what i do I'm an anxious mess all the time and all I look forward to is going to bed so when i wake up #there's 1 less day to wait #I want to get into my first choice so so so badly and I'm not sure how I'll take it if I don't #my second choice is an equally good uni and course but it's just not the same to me #I'll go anyway if that's what ends up happening cus I know I'll enjoy it eventually but yeah #god has a plan everything happens for a reason etc etc but I'm Scared™ #ok positives #today i bought my new laptop that I've been saving for for months - there wasn't any in stock at currys so I'll have to wait for delivery #so now I can finally join discord calls and make silly PowerPoints again #the end of my job is in sight - I wasn't put on the schedule for my last week so now I just have 2 ish weeks to go #on Monday I'm going round to a friend's to play stardew valley #rwrb movie comes out tomorrow #no matter what happens on results day my friends and I are going to a gay bar in Belfast which I'm so excited for #followed by a sleepover with another friend #the future is happening very soon and it's very overwhelming but I will get through it #I am just the unfortunate combination of anxious and impatient #ellis exclaims

[prettyblondguys]

*banging my head into the wall* remember your therapist said that everyone has their own normal and that what's normal for one person isn't normal for another and that not being able to function at someone else's normal doesn't make you not normal

#she had some good takes. I miss therapy #Semi related but she gave me the really good advice that. When I'm anxious and am worried about the fact that I'm #-- being Weird™ bc of it. That I can just. Tell the person. That I'm anxious/have anxiety. #That it's the worry about my anxiety that's causing me to feel bad and y'know what #She was kinda right #Like yeah you're still anxious and probs acting weird. But at least the scary part is out in the open #She was just weird about weight so I stopped seeing her (a few other reasons too) #Should really try and find another now that I have insurance again #Wow lemon is just atalking huh #lemon talks too much sometimes

[chisatowo]

Watching videos essays abt political stuff is fun except for the fact that it's abt real life and it's not fun

#rat rambles #^ just finished a video essay abt trans stuff and is having a Moment™ #Im ok just kinda emotional #and filled with rage abt everything ever but yknow when am I not #I rlyyy need to see if theres any lgbtq originisatons in my area #if theres one close enough maybe I could start vollenteering? idk #Im just anxious abt not being considered queer enough yknow the usual sorts dhndhdjhdjd #but honestly its more so abt my lesbianism since I have a very complicated relationship with ulit #like it makes me feel like if I bring up my acearo identity it makes my lesbianism less ~real~ somehow #like idk I wanna meet other queer ppl irl and I want more queer friends and I wanna be able to experiment with stuff #but idk why Im so scared abt the idea of having to explain myself #I know ppl probably wont care but ig Im just scared that if other queer ppl reject me then Ill have nowhere to go #or maybe itd go great and I could get a girlfriend like fuck man thats the problem xhdkgsksh #it could be the best thing thats ever happened to me but Im so anxious abt trying #Ive been so lonely and fuck man I dont trust myself to not let myself get trampled #sorry this got real personal real fast dhdkgdkdh again Im ok just emotional #now that I brought up the girlfriend thing tho I am going to be having gay thoughts while I shower so oops dhkdhkdh #idk Im still so unsure abt how I feel abt dating no romantic attraction asside like #again Ive never been able to experiment? and I also just dont know if theres anyone Id be willing to date in practice #like it might just be lonliness but it also could be me forming a stronger sense of self and better existing outside of relationships #and as such feeling more comfortable abt the idea of having more deep relationships with ppl even outside of dating and such #but again its all theoretical rn 😔 #anyways I need to shower bro its so late #rat vents

[early-october-skies]

I can not sleep

#this actually SUCKS #my back aches and i can hear the electricity whirring through the walls #and i can feel bugs on me but i know theyre not real but i cant because what if #i cant lie still #brain is going random places #lizzietalks #i am going. #mildly insane #this close to sleeping on kitchen tile rn #havent tdone it in very long time #however #tempting #last night was constant nightmares #and now its just no sleep at all #please heavens let me sleep #j think im probably just anxious #easter is over and its time for me to return tk the city #i hate the city #i have been aboiding about how anxious i am this week so much i forgot i was #so last nights nightmares (there were four) #makes complete sense #cause why was i getting literally murdered so much #god im so tired #and i am screaming into the void cause im too ancious to actually tell anyone else because like #im bothering them and also like wtf is anyone meant to do with this information of ther than #lizzie is depressed again #the only times i have left my house this past two weeks is because i made plans to make sure id leave #all the while being completely fine™ #because i dont want anyone to know i am indact depressed again #because ill become sad lizzy is fucking sad again

[royalberryriku]

*Google searches how tf to make layouts on Tumblr/ make spaces between text in bios*

#personal #vent #kinda? #not really more just complaining and laughing at how I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to this sort of thing #maybe i have to change it when on desktop #bc I can't find the option to edit anything like that on mobile rn #oh well #maybe later ig #gonna leave up the extra bits so I don't have to feel anxious about ppl feeling betrayed or personally offended over neutrality w/ fandom #like not so much the “no anti” ppl so far since they haven't made a fuss about it before #but in case also since you never know #but ngl mostly “no proship” ppl can be pretty funny w/ neutrality and not in the humourous type of “funny” #some of yall are chill and idm where ppl sit #as long as no one forces me one way or the other bc I don't like that we don't do discourse of that sort here no thank #like unless its a genuinely important psa or just an opinion I agree with?? gonna avoid bc that's painful and a miserable way to fandom™ #It's really so more of the extreme viewed ones see I don't do labels and am chill with whoever as long as they're nice ppl #so no one has unrealistic expectations of me or try to force the matter bc I've now made it clear: neutrality and vibe corner = no drama pls

[deathsquiggles]

im still at work but i just had my dictation app read out what i have of chapter 2 so far and the good news is mostly it fucking slaps already. not much is gonna need to change to get it postable, and i’m actually a lot closer to finishing than i thought. if the rest of today doesn’t go to absolute shit then im gonna spend tonight jamming and get it wrapped up and shipped off to the beta readers.

also, it’s really funny to have this blog because like. there are 50ish followers here, as compared to my main, which has 1000+

it’s like i usually have a microphone i’m talking into that blasts my voice from speakers but over here i have my special little guys and i crouch down and whisper my news to you all and it’s great.

#ds working tag #legally it isn’t my Main™ but it’s the blog i use as my main #my Main™ is now a legacy home to when i was allowed to be in fandom but that era of my life has passed because being in fandom is Bad For Me #glad i can still handle writing though!! and just interacting at this very small scale. that’s fine #and i am legit so much less stressed and anxious all the time without fandom like…. on god that shit is poison. it eats you slowly. #if you’re like me and can’t maintain healthy boundaries because you have an obsessive personality anyway lmao. im sure its fine for most ppl

[musical-chick-13]

Oh, I did NOT just see someone call a character mentally ill (when there is no evidence of that in canon) just because they’re a bad person.

#I'm sorry I know I complain about this all the time I am just so tired #like. idk I've had to live my whole life with no one around me understanding my fucking illness and people not knowing what #intrusive thoughts actually are and going through the church and now this neo-puritanism fandom trend where apparently thinking something #at all is the same thing as actually doing that thing irl and being unable to have a healthy social life for most of my childhood because #everyone thought I was Irredeemably Weird™ and Too Anxious™ and Too Angry™ and gave me Trauma™ because they thought it was funny to #aggravate my symptoms and don't even get me STARTED on how that dovetailed in with the OTHER STUFF like do you have ANY idea #how hard I had to fight for what little self-esteem and personal peace I've managed to have??? do you KNOW how hard it is to wake up #day after day and use my coping skills over and over again to stop myself from sinking into a pit where I think my Condition™ #inherently makes me a horrible unlovable person??? DO YOU HAVE!!! ANY!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!! IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I REALLY HATE TO SCREAM ABOUT SOMEONE'S ENGAGEMENT WITH A FICTIONAL THING BUT I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT #the real horror was the ableism we found along the way #In the Vents

[sternenmeerkind]

Oof, it's that time again

#didn't have this for quite a while now #it's 11pm and I'm feeling.... #Too Much™ #am I lonely? #am I sad? #am I tired? #am I anxious? #idk but I'm feeling so much that it makes me numb #and I don't even know why #it's been happening for the third time in a row now #night time is beginning and I'm feeling emotions #is it bc of summer? #who tf knows #it feels like those emotions aren't really mine #is this melancholy? #anyways I don't know what to do with myself #so I'm listening to emotional music and trying to write #personal #mine

[simpletoymaker]

     But anyway thinking ab queer and how Wondertainment closely relates to it     the concept of not being really sure who they are or what they identify as     just that they’re something... ‘different’,     it just basically sums up their entire existence. The fact that the word itself means ‘peculiar’ just adds to it, they’re a Wonder that can’t really be defined by set terms and that’ll be fine by them

#headcanon™ ☆ « but what are you going to be next ? » #[ they Do relate to certain labels such as asexual n genderfluid but overall they're fond of queer #[ anyway rye projecting onto muses more at 12- #[ fdklsd #[ always feel a bit. anxious ab talkin ab things but. idk #[ idk who/what I am but ik queer's got my back n that's a neat feeling #[ n it rly clicked with this muse in particular been wanting to talk ab it for some time and well now seems as good as any

[hp-hcs]

yanxidarlings here~ literally screamed when i saw you followed me because your writings were the direct inspiration for my latest post 💖 but im curious to see your take on yandere! poly! mattheo and theodore with m! reader or just more poly headcanons because i am never. going. to. get. enough. of. them

OH MY FUCKING GOD UR KIDDING I WAS THE ANON WHO REQUESTED UR LATEST POST

IM FEELING STARSTRUCK RN 🙇‍♂️👑

requests open, please dear god

Yk, reader is (lovingly) so fucking oblivious

Like, his friends will be like “hey you’re getting pretty close with like, the two most obsessive and violent guys at this school aha”

And reader will be like “lol they’re so silly goofy aren’t they 😌”

Inspired purely by your “you know people think we're gay and dating, right?” “aren't we?” I present:

“you know people think we’re gay and dating, right?” “aren’t we?” — yandere! mattheo riddle x oblivious! male! reader x yandere! theodore nott

completely unedited cause i gotta sprint to my lecture broski

TWs: possessive/obsessive behavior, brief mentions of violence, one instance of slut-shaming (?)

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Honestly, you thought nothing of it when you were informed that due to “space issues” you were being moved to room with The Theos™. You just shrugged and followed the very anxious house-elf who had informed you of the switch to your new room.

Your trunk and belongings were there already, waiting to be set up and organized. Mattheo and Theo were hovering in the doorway looking a bit too pleased with the situation for comfort.

You just quietly said “hi” and moved past them, dumping your school bag on your new bed and flopping down next to it.

Theo and Mattheo practically trip over themselves rushing to “befriend” you. (Their words, not mine)

You all share a dorm, so it wasn’t long before they realized the other was obsessed with you.

Then, it’s all out war.

I’m talking mysterious falls down the moving stairs, getting locked out of the dorm all night, randomly being chased by bludgers—even when they aren’t playing.

Random fistfights between them whenever they see each other in the halls.

That all goes out the window, though, when reader is asked out.

Reader comes back to his dorm after a long day and finds The Theos sitting side-by-side on the edge of the his bed.

“When were you going to tell us that you became the class whore?” Mattheo drawled, his lips thinning in disapproval and disgust.

“W-what?” You ask, completely taken aback.

“We heard that little Y/N L/N’s got himself a date to the Yule Ball,” Theodore adds. “Who is it? That Parkinson girl? The Diggory boy?”

“Wh- no. I said no anyways.”

The boys scrutinize you, exuding an air of judgement.

Finally, Theodore pipes up. “Good boy.”

😳

“Aww, what’s this? Look, Riddle. Y/N’s blushing,” Theodore teases.

They make a quick mental note of that 📝

Anyways, they eventually find out who asked you out. They call a ceasefire on their own personal war, and team up to beat the shit out of the poor guy/girl.

After that, babycakes, if they didn’t already know before, everyone at Hogwarts now knows that you are TAKEN. (Even though you don’t.)

They tolerate each other, but just barely. They can really only stand each other when you three all curl up in one of your beds or on the common room couch.

Then, they’re the clingiest mfs you’ve ever met.

They have absolutely no sense of a personal space bubble. One of them is always touching you in some way, whether it be holding your hand, resting a hand on your hip or shoulder, putting their hand on your lower back…

Theodore charmed your chair in History of Magic to be impossible to move, so you can’t scoot away from him.

If you’re relaxing on the couch in the common room, Mattheo will move to sit right next to you (like r i g h t next to you) and put your legs in his lap. He tried once before to get you to just sit in his lap, but you told him no (like an idiot) and avoided him for the rest of the day. That is, until you woke up to him in your bed next to you.

Homeboy was not happy about that.

He is manipulative as fuck and will gaslight you to no end. He uses his shitty childhood and bad father to get you to pity him.

(It works.)

It’s obviously disconcerting for you when your boyos go from ‘actively out for each other’s blood’ to ‘eh, you’re fine, i guess’

You guys were watching a movie in your dorm one night, all piled onto your bed, and they accidentally fell asleep there. They woke to you already gone for breakfast and them with their arms around each other.

“If you ever bring this up again, I’ll kill you.”

“Oh, believe me, they’d never find your body.”

They become way more open about their attraction to you, everything from kissing your cheek, to making you wear their clothes (esp their jerseys with their last name on them), to asking you your ring size.

I completely agree with your headcanon of Mattheo neck kisses 😩🤌

Eventually though, because you are an oblivious gay disaster, you’re just chilling on the couch and you’re like “Hey guys, you know everyone thinks we’re gay right? And like, all dating each other?”

“What, like we aren’t?”

y/n: 😳🤨☺️🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

#harry potter #fuck jkr #hp #hp x male reader #x male reader #gay #x reader #theodore nott #theodore nott x reader #theo nott x reader #theo nott #yandere theodore nott #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheoxreader #mattheo riddle x male reader #mattheo riddle

[beanghostprincess]

What if,,, What if Sabosanuso,,, What then,,, What if Sanji has two hands, one for Usopp and another for Sabo,,, What if they held hands,,, What if,,,,,, What if Sabo and Usopp get a little too well in Dressrosa while Sanuso is established and both have the biggest crush on each other and then when Sabo meets Sanji he is like "well I GUESS I will just have to fuck both of them now to deal with this crisis"

Koala: You don't have to-

Sabo: I'm going to.

And Sanji also has the biggest crush on Sabo because who wouldn't. So here he comes the most chaotic but gentleman-looking man flirting with both of them and Sanji and Usopp are a whole anxious mess. They throw a party for reasons™ and Sabo approaches them and he is so not subtle it's insane. Unhinged but polite rev. And. And Usopp has to physically drag Sanji to the kitchen to talk in private and they are both going fucking insane with anxiety because "This is Luffy's brother we are talking about!" / "Yes but have you seen his hands!?" / "And his voice but that is not the point!" / "That is exactly the point!" / "Why are Luffy's brothers always so hot?!" / "It's the fucking fruit I swear to-"

They spend like. A long 20 minutes talking there while Sabo waits in front of the door like 👁️👁️ waiting for them to come back. And when they actually do it gets--- It gets very silly very haha very 'I don't want to talk about my thoughts I might faint writing this' type of situation.

Okay, but imagine that after the inevitable threesome that they have, they just keep meeting. Running into each other constantly. And Sanji and Usopp were supposedly in a monogamous relationship. And I say supposedly because it only takes a pretty blond former rich boy turned into a chaotic hot mess to make them change the only rule they had. So now they are like "okay, we can sleep with other people and that people is Sabo and Sabo only because look at him-". So they are not dating Sabo but they can sleep with him even if it's not the three of them.

While all of this happens, by the way, Sabo is having the most wonderful time of his life. Because he doesn't show it to them but he is also a babygirl and when he's alone with Koala he can't stop kicking his feet and screaming into his pillow and going "THEY ARE SO CUTE HOW AM I GOING TO DEAL WITH THIS IF EVERY TIME I GO SEE MY BROTHER I END UP DISTRACTED" / "You end up distracted anyway, who cares? As if you didn't enjoy it" / "I enjoy it very much yeah-"

AND- They catch feelings because of course they do. At some point there is the "Usopp, darling, you have a type" conversation, but he doesn't want to get too deep into, um, the subject (.... Kaya, Sanji, Sabo... Boy... I have some news for you).

I can't stop thinking about them,,,, Usopp being dramatic and telling his stories and Sabo following every detail with extreme care (he is. He is a writer. You guys. I. Can we just talk abt what that implies for Sabosopp???). Sanji cooking and Sabo desperately trying to help but failing miserably and ending up in a corner of the room with Usopp as a "punishment" but actually they're just cuddling watching Sanji cook. There is no "and they were both ***" here anymore because Sabo tops them both, no doubt. Maybe Usopp tops a single time but Sabo won't stop teasing and it's insufferable. And- And they are so cute. The most annoying boyfriends you will ever meet.

The most important thing here is to know that now Luffy is extremely jealous because he fears Sanji might end up cooking more for Sabo despite Sabo literally coming over to see them once a month or every three weeks and Luffy is always there. And he also does not want to lose his precious time talking about beetles or fishing with Usopp because of Sabo. But!!!!! They look really happy so he accepts it. And now Sabo is around more, so that is something nice too.

#changing eras to sabosanuso bc one of my last rb opened my eyes fr #THEY ARE NOW LIVING ON MY MIND RENT FREE THEY'RE THERE RUNNING AROUND #can i say something. and. and just mention than the three of them have a mommy kink or. or am i not allowed to say it. #bc sabo is so mother and these two have so much trauma #also this is a mess but i genuinely fucking love this idea i am going to turn this into my entire personality now #creating the sabosanuso tag or smth #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #revolutionary sabo #sanuso #sabosan #sabosopp #sabosanuso

[chaoticevilorange]

Hello!!i hope your request are open!& i love all your writing you do for the request i had i was hoping you can do haikyuu boys drunk(kuroo,oikawa & atsumu)x reader maybe?

Heyoooo sorry for taking soooooooo long. But here I am! Less anxious and with new ideas for content 🐨 ♡♡♡♡♡☆☆☆

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Drunk on you

Kuroo

Your boy hands alcohol quite well but sometimes he gets more than tipsy

Sneaky man gets his hands everywhere

Grows horny every second

Likes when he pulls you against his body and you try to reason with him

Usually he sleeps on the couch during those drunk days but today he wants to cuddle the shit out of you, you look so lovely all red and shy

He thinks he's ready for some action, but as soon as his head touh the pillow he's out

Next day you bring him some painkillers and water

Slick boy turns on a big bby

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Oikawa

One word: SINFUL

Makes you turn all the shades of red

Is so smooth about it, you're actually considering in have some 👀

But....

He gets out of character when he starts to chuckle

Now he looks like a silly cartoon

He can't stop it, he's even starting to bend over from the lack of oxygen

He's banned to the couch

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Atsumu

The first time you saw him tipsy he looked like he could flirt the shit out of you

And he does for a little but....

Little you know he's actually the dad's joke champion

He keeps going with the silliest jokes he knows, like his head is the wikidadjokes™

So you try to feed him and give some water

Let's be real he's a big baby and wants you to feed him

You do, all while he explains you how do you call an alligator in a vest is an investigator

You bring painkillers for your growing headache, and for his future headache next morning

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Hope you like it! It's been a while since the last time I wrote something that I feel like I'm starting all over, also I'm currently into genshi. Impact if anyone is interested in pome drabbles about some husbando/waifu from the game 🐨 ♥

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu scenarios #🐨 imagines #haikyuu fluff #atsumu miya x reader #haikyuu atsumu #haikyuu atsumu miya #haikyuu oikawa x reader #haikyuu oikawa tooru #haikyuu oikawa #haikyuu kuroo tetsuro #haikyuu kuroo #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kuroo x reader #kuroo tetsuro x you

[gayshrug]

pit babe ep 8 thoughts

(a peteken obsession was born)

first of all: i cannot believe i have to wait another week for the next episode. how am i meant to focus on anything when The Thing might happen but ALSO the other thing. things are happening. i am stressed and horny.

- i am sooooooo in love with kim. i know i say that every week but holy fuck his strength of character is admirable. i have no idea how the kimkenta thing is going to develop when kenta hasn't even started his redemption arc yet. HOWEVER........ that look™ between them when kim was bloodied, beaten and thrown into the elevator............ yeah.

- ALANJEFF. my angels. so much open communication from them both. i can't believe all it took for jeff to open up was one (1) handsome older guy in a tank top with kind eyes and open ears. that boy needs someone to lean on so badly. he's done so much reflecting. him finding a place of comfort in alan, no expectations or ulterior motives, is so important. (also low key worried alan is gonna turn jeff down at first re: the preview but we move.)

(- unrelated but i'm a nose guy and sailub's nose.......... amazing. can't stop staring at him.)

- GIVE ME MORE OF JUNE. those arm garters. holy fuck. are they a staple in his wardrobe or did they shoot both bar scenes the same day

- way in his villain was to be expected but him straight up implying he's gonna carry out an evil plan to his SPONSOR is insane. like, apparently pete knows way more than he should so he isn't surprised in the slightest but way shouldn't know that 😭 like girl are you so set on your revenge and bitterness that you're willing to throw your team's finances to the wolves as well (the answer is yes) (he's gonna do way worse things) (i'm excited)

- i love jeff and charlie's bond. jeff's doomsday thinking (which.... is warrented, lbr) and charlie's optimism should be clashing but i think they ground each other.

(- Not A Fan of how often charlie expressed that he'd do and risk anything for babe in this episode. yeah it's foreshadowing and He Means It but i love him so much. thinking about what might happen, keeping in mind jeff's visions, makes me so anxious. charlie is my puppy.)

- PETE AND KENTA. listen. he called him ken. those looks. the exasperation from kenta and the calmness from pete. there's history there. FUCK. i wish we didn't already know that pete/way will be a thing because the chemistry in that scene..... holy fuck. idk if they're ever gonna address it but in my mind, they're 100% exes who split due to external circumstances (kenta staying with tony because of his low self-esteem, pete needing to leave because of his conscience and need for independence). there's obviously still lingering feelings. i could eat off that tension for a lifetime.

- also pretty sure that garfield could have chemistry with a tree

- i saw someone wondering why there was so much (undried) blood in kim's hotel room and like. yeah. but, because i like to make excuses for the shows i enjoy, to me it was A Trap. they made it easy for them to figure out where kim had been staying. they left the door unlocked. they staged The Crime Scene to be as dramatic as possible in order for whoever would come to investigate to have Lots To Look At. so they could get them, too, while they were distracted. tony was watching a recording of that hotel footage almost in real time, wasn't he?

- tony seems to be stupid as hell, not gonna lie. are the cogs just now starting to turn?????? girl

- charlie starting to get acquainted with babe's senses is so cool. like, yeah, he can't really utilise them well yet but. baby steps. he is our collective baby after all.

- the amount of charliebabe protecting each other and throwing punches at goons in this episode gave me so much serotonin. dream team with maybe a handful of brain cells between them

- i love jeff but him going back to tony's mansion a) after he just told alan he'd never be dragged back there and b) seemingly without telling anybody about it is sooooo frustrating. babygirl this wouldn't have ended well in any universe

- all i could think when kenta was pressing jeff against that wall and deleting his Exposing Way message was "i wish that was me". the arms 🥴🥴🥴

- i need somebody, ANYBODY, (preferably pete or kim) to give kenta a convincing reason to leave. like, he's obviously conflicted but tony's abuse has its grips on him. tightly. like, i KNOW that man cries himself to sleep every night but maybe the tender touch of another man could heal him

- i had to pause the charliebabe doctor scene sooo many times (and then rewatched it for half an hour). i'm too fucking single for this. their little faces and banter and Visible Love-Eyes. have some mercy on me.

- that being said... we've had public sex. breeding kink. mommy/daddy kink. now medical kink. (scenting is a given.) is anyone doing ao3 tag bingo

- alan noticing that jeff's not there and being worried about him even though it hasn't even been a full day is so 🥺

- i felt so bad for andy like. a fucking GPS bracelet? the guy who's bought him seemed creepy as hell. they named him so i hope we're gonna get to see them free him (and hopefully other kids) too.

- good on way for helping out the boys when they were in a pinch but. i can't help but feel like everything he does has an ulterior motive now, despite (or maybe especially?) because of his talk with babe earlier

- charliebabe looked so fucking good in those maroon shirts 🧍🏼‍♂️

- how i'm tryna be:

might make this my new header somewhere.

- NORTH AND SONIC. my little gremlins. i still feel so bad about underappreciating them at the start of the show. their romantic tension is so good and silly and they were out there risking their lives with less than zero of a plan 😭 sweet boys

- winner is such a loser. he wins at losing. over and over again. it's so much fun.

- listen........ i get that they had to get away from the goons (thank u alan) but.... could they not have grabbed kim at the last second 😭 there was a truck between winner/the gun and kim and the goon, was there not? it's self-preservation above all else but........ my baby got a kick to the fucking face 🧍🏼‍♂️

- jeff with the sneaky escape plan 👁️👄👁️

[preview talk]

- JEFF WITH THE LIES TO GET AWAY FROM TONY 👁️👄👁️

- way being the one (1) enigma basically confirms what he's there to do and. uhhhhhh. if we're also getting The Incident in next week's episode or episode 10 then...... he might actually try. [throws up in my mouth]

- ALANJEFF? jeff being the one initiating contact for once? "alan's boy"?????????????????????

- charlie talking in that deep voice, the Mirror Scene Preview, him throwing his head back. uhhhhhh. i rewinded that more times than i'd like to admit. make that scene 5 minutes long please 💓

- didn't jeff have a vision of tony killing someone with a katana. why was he pulling that while in his office. (hopefully not) while talking to jeff lol

idk how they do it but i'm even more excited/ scared for next week's episode than i was for this one. it's about to get bonkers

#is this my longest one yet. i don't even care anymore #give me some petekenta backstory please god #pit babe the series #pit babe #thai bl

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Ace Attorney headcanon inspired by my experience:

We all know about Edgeworth not wanting to use the elevator and panicking during earthquakes. This is very reasonable and true to life. However...

The Earthquake Experience™ is not limited to the ground shaking. And while the "shaking" can be pretty scary (god knows how jumpy I get when my cat gets on the bed) what really gets me about it is the sound.

Let's talk about seismic alerts.

Now, where I am from, our seismic alert is a very loud siren, somewhat similar to that of an ambulance or the horn of a big vehicle . In the United States, it's a buzzing noise. In Japan, it's a little arpeggio.

The alert usually goes off a few seconds before the ground starts moving, so you have a little extra time to prepare. This means that if you are from a place where you are used to earthquakes (in the original game this is of course Japan, though California seems a pretty common fanon (?) location as well) you are constantly vigilant about sounds similar to those made by the alerts. Traffic makes me go anxious not only because of the sensory overload but because it feels like the world may just start crumbling down at any minute.

You may know where I'm going with this.

Edgeworth doesn't only panic when there is an actual, real earthquake happening.

He does so every time he hears an arpeggio.

My man would NOT tolerate the soundtrack of Pokémon Platinum, is what I'm saying.

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth

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Egos + Fireworks | Headcanons

A/N: It's Bonfire Night here in the UK so we're celebrating.

Warnings: Brief implication of PTSD

DARK 🖤

Unimpressed™

"I am an eldrich entity of powers beyond your comprehension, my love. These human sparkles are nothing but echoes of the fires you crave to keep you warm in the dark. I am the dark,"

He's very dramatic and you just roll your eyes whilst he monologues.

ACTOR 🌹

Of course he needs to organise the biggest and best fireworks show around, from his own Manor.

In fact, you're a little nervous that you're about to cause a fire hazard, so you watch with a look of concern throughout most of it.

That is until there's one firework in the shape of a red rose - followed by your name in silver. That's when Marc puts his arm around you, and your blush is lit up with every flash.

YANCY 🎵

He remembers sitting on the fire-escape on the 4th July, watching the fireworks in the city.

It's been so long, and the thought of loud bangs that he can't differentiate from gunshots makes him a little anxious.

Still, you leave your little flat in the evening, holding hands as you go to the highest place you can in order to see what this new city has to offer.

There's so much colour and Yancy is mesmerised. You spend the entire evening looking at the wonder and joy on his face.

GOOGLE 🖱️

"This is an entirely inefficient way to use such energy, I do not understand the appeal,"

He tries to explain his argument to you for a while, so you don't think fireworks are going to be on the agenda any time soon.

That's why you're surprised when he takes you by the hand, a look of utter excitement on his face, and leads you to the back yard.

You're utterly mesmerised. In the sky are about 30 shining lights, forming different patterns and animals and images silently but beautifully.

You realise that Google's got about 30 drones, controlling them all through his own systems. 

"I see the appeal now, Y/N,"

BING 🔶

Tries to light a massive Fuck Off rocket in your back yard.

You have to stop him - explaining why that's a bad idea - before giving him a hand-held sparkler.

The sight of him pouting whilst the tiny thing spits and sparkles has been memorialised on social media.

ILLINOIS 🔥

He's not often in one place long enough to celebrate any occasions that would require fireworks.

Still, he's listened to your stories. The ones from when you were a child and used to watch the fireworks with glee and wonder.

The fact that he arranges for you to be exploring a cave system just a few miles out from a major city with a famous fireworks display that night is a complete coincidence.

The way he kisses you under the stars and light is entirely deliberate. 

HEIST 💣

He sneaks you into a VIP event at a local art gallery just to see the display.

The polite applause from the upper class crowd is disturbed by your deliberately dramatic shouting and whistling.

When you're asked to leave you can't stop laughing, even as he puts his tuxedo jacket around you and calls a cab.

ENGIE 🚀

It's hard to deny that the sight of towering nebulas and exploding supernovas can't really compete with the fireworks from Earth.

Still, it's an old tradition. So when you finish the construction of the 1st Generation Base for the new colony, the crew react as happily to the display as to any beauty in the universe.

"We did it, Captain," 

You look at Mark, face illuminated by flashes of colour on a brand new world.

"We did it,"

NOIR 🔎

It's hard to appreciate a display based on lights when the entire world is in black and white.

You hear his monologuing complain about the ridiculousness of the entire thing - as well as how much it reminds him of his ex-wife leaning him on New Year's Eve.

You tell him to cheer up otherwise you'll lock him in the cells for the night.

MURDOCK  🔪

He says he'd rather be making you see fireworks than standing in the forest seeing the worms from the city try to light up the sky.

Still, he's with you, holding your hand in his as you stand outside your cabin. 

It's worth it to see your reaction. He spends the entire time looking at you.

PORNIPLIER 💘

"Baby, I am the display,"

He tries to distract you with one of his routines to see if he can be prettier than the fireworks.

It works.

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