#and now i’m going to sleep

[pansy2005]

oh you think he never had gay sex cuz he’s a sneakerhead? how do you think he even GOT those new balances

#he sucked cock for sneakers i saw it #and NOW i’m going to sleep

[falsemortal]

what did I do today?

nothing. absolutely… ✨nothing✨

#AUGH #and now I’m going to sleep #all I did was literally scroll through Pinterest today and somewhat sort some laundry #mortal life #is it the depression or is it the fatigue #prob both #😡😡😡😡😡

[backhurtyy]

just pulled a girlboss move and told my professor his class is overwhelming everyone hashtag slay

#j if you see this… i’m sorry. i ended up going to class. but now i am going to take a nap. #but yeah i appointed myself spokesperson of the group and said #hey. your class is very overwhelming. we are all crumbling. please don’t assign four assignments at once. and he said …oh. what can i do? #and we had a productive conversation about it #even the grad students got involved and were like yeah it’s too much #so. i’m proud of myself #and now i’m going to sleep #they do be rambling

[lilnasxvevo]

The plot of especially volume 3 of Scum Villain makes a lot more sense if you go in armed with the knowledge that Xin Mo means Heart Demon which basically means the same thing as saying someone has “inner demons”

Like if you already know that Xin Mo is the Inner Demons Sword you’re less surprised (or not at all surprised) when the legendary corrupting influence of the sword turns out to be that it takes your worst insecurities and amplifies and distorts them

Thus, Luo Binghe qi deviating because he thinks he can never get Shen Qingqiu to choose him first, especially choosing him over choosing the rest of Cang Qiong—even though Shen Qingqiu demonstrably DOES choose him first time and time again, even though Luo Binghe cries in the Holy Mausoleum when he realizes how much pain and suffering Shen Qingqiu went through to make sure that Luo Binghe made it out of there in one piece

Luo Binghe was definitely already Sorta Weird about Shen Qingqiu, his greatest insecurity is already that no one will ever love him or choose him first, and this insecurity centers around Shen Qingqiu because he’s the only living person who HAS chosen him first, back before the Abyss, and then he broke Luo Binghe’s heart and poor Binghe is like, well what do I do with that? What’s wrong with me? Am I inherently unlovable?

And the goddamn Inner Demons sword says, yes you’re right, Shizun will never love you first, because you’re broken and inherently unlovable, no one will ever love you first, if you want Shizun to choose you then you’re going to have to destroy everything else he loves first. And Binghe goes well that sounds logical! And so everything goes to shit.

#what else did I want to say #oh yeah just a note that the Mo in Xin Mo is iirc the exact same Mo that is used to refer to like. demons-demons. like the kind of demon #that lbh and all the other demon characters are #it’s the same Mo in Meng Mo (whose name apparently just means Dream Demon which BOOOOOO) #and I think the same Mo in Mo Dao Zu Shi #i am NOT going to fact check all that right now bc it’s 2:30 am but I think it’s correct #and now I’m going to sleep

[sadlonelyyogurt]

that miku binder thomas jefferson post led me somehow to the misha collins x bill clinton side of tumblr

#and now i’m going to sleep #sad says

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona

And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me 

There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble 

That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything 

#nimona #nimona 2023 #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister boldheart #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #he always looks so small in these scenes #like the light is going to swallow him whole #it almost looks like a little kid wearing his parents clothes #like he’ll never live up to the expectations society has placed on him #this man is so lonely for the whole movie #poor baby had to figure out everything by himself #he looks so tired in the second picture #the thing that kills me is in the last scene he tries to leave the bubble #but Bal shoved him back in #bubba looks ethereal throughout the whole movie #this movie man #it kills me slowly #I love it so much #I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep now #people from the rise fandom know I only post angst when I’m sleep deprived

[dangerkittenclaws]

All I can think of right now is the very beginning of One Two Step where he goes CIAARAAAAAA and it’s coming from the very back corner of my brain.

#i went to the casino and got drunk #i won a lot #i had five guys #and now I’m going to sleep #ciara #one two step

[et-in-arkadia]

aziraphale and crowley try to perform the tiniest most unobservable fraction of a miracle together and they end up producing a massive burst of power so astonishing in scope that it sets off alarm bells in heaven where it can be seen as an enormous purple beam and radiates with a force twenty-five times the energy needed to raise someone from the dead. we’re told only an archangel could perform an act of such earth-shaking consequence which again is the result of them trying to exert their abilities in the subtlest way possible so can you imagine what they’re going to be like in bed? talk about the second coming. in this essay i will

#okay sorry!!! #i’m going to sleep now i promise #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #25 lazari #y’all

[candlecafe]

Sorry, I haven’t done my work, yeah, I’m in spoon jail. Yeah, I was in really bad spoon debt, and I stopped paying my spoon taxes. Yeah, I can’t do anything until I gather enough spoons to pay my spoon bail.

#i’m so tired #disability #chronic pain #chronic fatigue #spoonie #i may have worked to hard on a good day #when will i learn #the consequences of my own actions #going to sleep now

[greykolla-art]

I’ve been so inspired by @bananadramaaa lately!

Their human Alastor and Mimsy comics drive me insane!

I’m realising how cool their relationship is: it’s giving sibling energy!👌👌👌

just two pals looking out for each other while they murder!

#grey art #hazbin hotel comic #hazbin hotel #alastor #mimzy #hazbin mimzy #human alastor #human mimzy #20’s serial killers baby! #I have no idea what mimzy really got up to but I’m guessing it wasn’t nice #grey doodled instead of sleeping arg! #it’s fine I’m gonna go to bed now.

[prince-kallisto]

Silver’s Fairy Godfather 🐦‍⬛

I’d like to imagine Silver and Crowley having an Aurora and Maleficent-Diaval dynamic- one that is complicated yet full of care simultaneously 🌸💖

This was all inspired by Silver’s Alchemy Special Lesson line where he says “I feel better when the Headmage is here” 😭😭😭😭 that’s all it took BAHXJSJ!!! But why? Why does Silver feel better when the Headmage is there, when everyone else feel tense, anxious, annoyed, or even scared? 👀 This was a question I sought to answer for myself- as in what if Crowley was his “fairy godfather,” like the way Maleficent was to Aurora in the live action film.

I feel like some stuff is up to interpretation- as this is from (mostly) Silver’s POV. But I hope the general concept of this wasn’t too confusing to follow (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*) I wanted to try having the story follow Silver’s POV, age, and thoughts through the style of drawings- except for certain pages that’s meant to be drawn from Crowley’s POV (о´∀`о) I hope it wasn’t too disorienting!

There were many, many others scenes of them I wanted to draw but couldn’t fit -v- so I suppose I have inspiration for mini comics/sketches in the future to elaborate further on them! Thank you for reading 🌸💖🐦‍⬛

#I’m going right to sleep now NEJXJD it’s past midnight and I’m tired🤣 #in fact it’s past 3 in the morning and I’m exhausted LOL #I spent too much time working on this 🤣 #long post #twisted wonderland #twst #dire crowley #twst dire crowley #twst silver #twst fanart #twst comic #my art #kallistopost

[keferon]

Eeheheheheheheh

#transformers #maccadam #transformers animated #simpatico #tfa #brainstorm #perceptor #kdkfmtjgkgkgm okay I’m pretty sure I burned all sugar I had this night haha #I’ll probably go to sleep now

[jeffbiblesupremacy]

Hey! Don't call yourself dumb! 😡😡 You're doing great!!! 😤❤️

PS I love your blog ❤️😚

Aaawww, I don’t deserve you but I really appreciate it. ❤️❤️❤️

#and now I’m going to sleep #cause I have to wake up in 5 hours #also… I work on NYE #so I will probably update later about the NYE party event #but the good news is that I will be able to see the livestream part #so yeeeaahh

[ghostvibesonly]

THERE ARE OTHER WAYS DID NOT GO WHERE I WAS EXPECTING IT TO OH MY GOD /POS

PENELOPE’S THEME AND INSTRUMENT?? ODYSSEUS BEING QUITE LITERALLY BACKED INTO A CORNER AND HAVING SEEMINGLY NO OTHER WAY TO SAVE HIS MEN BUT STILL NOT BEING ABLE TO BRING HIMSELF TO GO THROUGH WITH THE ACT (EVEN THO IT WOULDN’T BE A TRUE ACT OF BETRAYAL BECAUSE THERE’S NO ACTUAL CONSENT ON HIS SIDE AND IT WAS SOMETHING HE WAS ABOUT TO BE COERCED INTO)??? CIRCE BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BEFORE AND BELIEVING THAT “BECOMING THE PUPPETEER” IS THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP HERSELF AND HER NYMPHS SAFE SO SHE OFFERS THIS “ACT OF PASSION” TO STILL HAVE A FORM OF CONTROL, AND THEN SEEING ODYSSEUS IS NOT LIKE THOSE BEFORE BECAUSE HE’S SO IN LOVE WITH PENELOPE (WHO HE HASN’T SEEN IN 12 YEARS) THAT HE REFUSES HER OFFER AND PLEADS BECAUSE IT’S NOT WORTH IT EVEN THO THATS THE ONLY OPTION HE’S BEEN GIVEN??? HIM CALLING HIMSELF A PUPPET MAKING HER REALIZE THAT THIS CYCLE OF ABUSE AND CONTROL ISN’T WORTH IT ONLY TO COME TO A MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE TRULY IN LOVE AND TO BE HURT, SO SHE OFFERS HIM AN ACT OF KINDNESS INSTEAD???

“Maybe showing one act of kindness leads to kinder souls down the road”

#JAY I AM IN YOUR WALLS #jorge rivera herrans #epic the musical #epic the circe saga #epic circe saga #epic odysseus #epic penelope #epic circe #circe #not to mention the vocal performances of everyone #GOD THE ACTING AND THE WRITING AND THE SINGING AND THE INSTRUMENTALS ARE SO *EATS IT CHOMP CHOMP* #i’m so relieved it didn’t go the way i expected from the demo #my worst fears were either odysseus being coerced or him cheating (ie a say no to this situation where they both fully consented) #i now understand why the Valentine’s release date #it’s not because of circe #it’s because of odysseus’s love for penelope #things odysseus will do for his wife: kill a child #things odyssus will NOT do for his wife: sleep with another woman #priorities #i respect it

[saetoru]

✩ ‧₊˚ ✩。10:07 PM — AL-HAITHAM.

al-haitham asks you to marry him before he even realizes himself what he’s just asked. it’s a random tuesday night. you’re in worn out pajamas, he’s still got slight damp hair from his shower, and the both of you are curled up on the couch.

you’re rubbing his chest and his arm’s wrapped around your waist when you murmur, “we should get a place with more windows.”

he raises a brow, turns to look at you and scan over the side of your face. it’s familiar, the way you look so pretty under the dim light, on the same couch against the same walls in the same living room. but it’ll still feel like the first time even if it’ll be his last.

“is the design of our current home not up to your standards?” he asks, making you giggle.

“it’s nice,” you hum, “but it needs more windows. and a bigger kitchen. and maybe a backyard.”

“this home is conveniently close to our place of work,” he argues, fingers creeping up from under your shirt and rubbing circles into your hip. it’s soft—your skin, it’s warm and familiar under the rough pad of his thumb. it’s a touch that’s routine enough that you don’t squirm in surprise anymore when he finds your bare skin, and then he wonders for a moment if there are other routines waiting for him.

maybe he’ll watch you wait for him through the window as he comes home. maybe you’ll dance in the kitchen as coffee’s being made. maybe there’ll be picnics in the backyard as the sun sets. maybe, when you have a new house but the same home, he’ll find more of you in the walls and the corners of every room.

“haitham,” you huff, “a little extra walk won’t kill you. we should find our dream home.”

“our?” he asks after a moment, like he’s shocked. you only nod against his chest.

“of course, silly,” you chuckle, “i certainly won’t be house shopping with the general mahamatra—”

“we should get married,” he blurts.

“what?”

“my grandmother left a ring,” he instantly explains, “it’s a very nice ring, i promise. you won’t have to worry about having a bare finger—”

“that’s not what i meant—”

“and it can be a small ceremony,” he assures, “it shouldn’t take much planning. but if you’d like something fancier, i don’t mind either, it’s your wedding day just as much as it is mine—”

“that’s sweet, but wait—”

“and if you’re worried about time off for the honeymoon, as the former acting grand sage, there’s still a few strings i can pull for us both. i hear inazuma is nice during spring, so that gives us—”

he’s rambling. he’s figuring it out right here and now and it’s the last thing you expect of him, not having an elaborate plan—and it takes you by surprise. but he’s breathless and his eyes are wide and his chest is warm and his arm is still wrapped tightly around your waist.

and you couldn’t dream of saying no.

“you think you want all this?” you ask gently, “with little old me?”

“there’s no one but you,” he mumbles, holding you closer. and if there’s a slight bounce in his knee as he waits for your answer, you pretend you don’t notice.

“so you want to get married?”

“i want to marry you,” he corrects, “i want you. marriage is just the means of how.”

“okay,” you say with a hitch in your throat. after a moment of silence, you let out a shaky chuckle, eyes watery as you meet his. “okay. let’s get married.”

“okay,” he nods slightly, swallowing thickly.

“and we can have a house with more windows,” you add.

“and a bigger kitchen,” he agrees.

“and a backyard.”

“maybe a bigger study,” he adds thoughtfully.

you grab his face at that, with enough desperation that his cheeks are squished in your hands as you turn him, pressing your lips to his. you taste him, feel him pass through you as a breath of air, hear him ring through your ear as a muffled grunt.

he’s a part of you. he’s every inch of you. he lingers on your skin and knits into your bones. he’s yours now and somehow….somehow he’ll be yours forever.

“i’m going to get married,” you sniffle. “how exciting.”

“i’m going to marry you,” he murmurs, like he’s still processing the fact that you’re here, and his, and you’ve said yes.

“i love you,” you giggle, pressing your forehead to his.

his eyes close and his arm squeezes you gently. “i’ll always love you.”

edit: everyone stop fucking commenting about the authors note it was a joke and the comments are getting old :/ why don’t you actually leave feedback on the fic itself for once and show writers some support as you consume content

you people don’t fucking understand how insanely in love with him i am i want to make a fur coat out of his pubic hair and wear it on a cold winter day idc

#i had a dream about this so i woke up and wrote it and now i’m going back to sleep #teepods.writings #drabbles. #alhaitham x reader #alhaitham x you #alhaitham fluff #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin fluff #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x you #genshin impact fluff

[lunarcrown]

Ok so @redstonedust made THIS POST about it seeming like many people had a bedroom in scarland EXCEPT scar, which made me draw this lil thing of him just sleeping on a random scarland bench:

But it was lowkey so sad so aqua was like what if impulse found him while on a nightly round to check the evening announcement and saw scar and REFUSED to let him sleep on a bench anymore!!! And luckily enough, he’s got a brand new office right nearby with a big ol bed for all of them!! And who would Scar be to pass up Impulse cuddling to boot??

#also he let Scar borrow one of his PJs so now they are MAX COMFY #impulsesv #gtws #jellie the cat #goodtimeswithscar #my art #if u ever see me drawing the SLEEPIEST things it’s bc I’m sleepy so OFF I GO #gnight sleep well yall #also he’s letting his wings out as a treat