#and ranpo trolls him

[selfaware-bungou-stray-dogs]

In the new one shot, Dazai asking about Nikolai is just so sweet. It's like their relationship with one another is slightly improving while living together.

Also, is their any unexpected pairing or friendships being formed between the cast in general while living in the house?

To this fic.

Yes, BSD Cast's relationship did improve. Everyone became friends on some level.

Even Dazai and Fyodor, even if they won't call themselves friends, became friendlier towards each other.

Dazai even troll Fyodor from time to time, and Fyodor is fine with it.

As for unexpected friendships.

______

Ranpo, Poe and Ayatsuji became a detective trio. They spent time watching crime shows, or listening to true-crime podcasts. When BSD Cast finished settling in real world, they became famous detective group.

Ayatsuji, Tsujimura and Lucy became "coffee buddies". They often drink coffee together and discuss something, be it films or last news.

Goncharov, Fyodor and Fukuzawa became "tea buddies". They discussed latest news while drinking tea.

Nikolai and Dazai became an "annoying duo". They annoy Kunikida, Ango, Chuuya and Fyodor from time to time.

Fitzgerald and Kyuusaku became "shopping buddies". Fitzgerald loves sales, and Kyuusaku love chaos during big sales. Yosano joins them from time to time.

Yosano and Doc became medical duo.

Gide and Fukuchi became friends, because both knew horrors of war.

Gide and Verlaine became "searching for redemption" duo. Despite the fact, that Oda's kids, Oda and Flags are alive now, and Rimbaud forgave Verlaine, both Gide and Verlaine feel, that they should do more, to be forgiven and forgive themselves.

Kouyou, Yosano and Mitchell became friends. They liked to spend time together.

Kenji became everyone's friend. Seriously, even Fyodor and Gide like him.

Akutagawa siblings and Tsujimura often watch spy films together.

Tsujimura and Mushitarou watch paranormal documentaries and discuss them.

Chuuya and Steinbeck drink together from time to time.

Tsujimura and Higuchi became friends.

Ayatsuji and Kyuusaku talk about dolls from time to time.

Ayatsuji, Atsushi and Fukuzawa became a "cat lovers club". They feed all strays they can find.

Tetchou and Dazai became "catastrophe cooks" duo. The interesting variation edition. Tetchou is great in mixing spices and sauces. Dazai need to go overboard while cooking (punch dough, chop vegetables with butcher knife...) but his food are delicious.

Tachihara and Kenji plant flowers together.

Natsume and Poe created "writers' club". Twain joins them from time to time.

Katai, Ango and Fyodor discuss computers and programming.

#self-awarebsd #self-awareau #bungou stray dogs au #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd anime

[chiara-hotel]

𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟑𝐭𝐡: 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧?

Characters: Atsushi, Akutagawa & Ranpo

Atsushi:

- Maybe for work he’d be a classic, a tiger (fits his ability too)

- But he might also do something really daring and try to go beyond just a basic costume (especially if there was some kind of ADA costume contest)

- I could also see the entire ADA going as Dazai just to prank him so imagine him just in a Dazai costume

- Anyway, Werewolf or Vampire, that would be his favourites to dress up as (he does think werewolf is kinda basic though)

- Atsushi goes fill into costume too! Vampire teeth, Fake blood, Werewolf ears (etc.)-hes wearing them all

Akutagawa:

- Doesnt believe in dressing up

- If he were to dress up it would only be because someone else forced him

- Generally would be something VERY simple, like puts on vampire teeth and wears his normal outfit

- Or he puts on cat ears (except I can’t see him being a caf)

Ranpo:

- Always dresses up for halloween

- He would be a Detective, Superhero or a pumpkin

- More child-ish costumes

- And he has mutiple costumes for the day

- Joins atsushi in trolling dazai (if you’re confused, read Atsushis section)

#bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #ranpo fluff #atsushi fluff #akutagawa fluff #atsushi x reader #ranpo x reader #akutagawa headcanons #akutagawa x reader #ranpo headcanons #atsushi headcanons

[starglow-xx]

— the ada boys when they find out their little sister is dating someone they know

characters: dazai osamu, edogawa ranpo, kunikida doppo, nakajima atsushi

a/n: i found this buried in the depths of my drafts and it’s kinda like a part two to this !!

i originally had junichiro here too but i got stumped and gave up so maybe i’ll try again for him next time😅

dazai osamu *ೃ༄

// nakajima atsushi (sorry for those who expected chuuya; i wanted to mix it up hehe)

im gonna call it now, if you’re 18 (and single ofc), he would try to set you up with atsushi

*you and atsushi having a friendly conversation bc yk you two are friends*

*dazai creeping up in the background and obnoxiously whispering* shala-la-la-la-la don't be scared! you got the mood prepared! go on and kiss the girl!

you and atsushi: “...”

i feel like it would start off as a joke to piss you off, annoy you, and embarrass the both you

but at some point he might be doing it fr and not as a joke

and if by any chance, you do get together with atsushi then yay!! his precious little sister and his subordinate are dating <33

but it’s different if you were actually secretly dating atsushi the entire time cause then he’ll go off on some tangent about “betrayal and heartbreak”

dazai’s words not mine

but nonetheless, is genuinely happy for the both of you <33

tho does not mean you escape the menace that is your big brother

“ne ne atsushi-kun have you and y/n-chan ever went all the waAWHACKS”

“d-dazai-san?! a-are you okay?!”

“let’s just leave him alone for right now atsushi-kun”

“but y/n-chan you threw a plant at him. a potted plant.”

“i know what i did atsushi”

besides bothering u, he constantly wants all the deets bc he’s nosy like that

“hey y/n-chan–”

“osamu go away”

“but i didn’t say anything yet!”

also blackmails both u and atsushi bc yeah he’s a little shit

you don’t even know how he knows the things he knows bc you’re 98% sure you haven’t told him or gave anything away

“so how was your date at the park? you know, the one you went on yesterday instead of doing those errands kunikida-kun wanted you two to do? i wonder how mad he’ll get~”

“…im calling chuuya-san”

“(y/n) you’re no fun!”

edogawa ranpo *ೃ༄

// edgar allen poe

he’d be such a fucking troll

“poe-kun can you run to the store and get this for me?”

“ah yes of course ranpo-kun!”

“what was that?”

“oh er, of course greatest detective in all of japan and the rest of world!”

anything for that big brother approval yk?

ranpo just wants to mess with him bc he’s bored (and bc he’s a little bitter his younger sister is dating)

poe would come back from the store and ranpo will send him back like 7 times claiming that he didn’t get the right thing or that he forgot to tell him to buy something else

“ah i hope this is the right one this time! i wonder what ranpo-kun needs motor oil and tupperware for anyways...”

ranpo, if he’s not sending poe out for sweets, he always sends him to get stuff he doesn’t need nor want if he’s feeling particularly bored that day and if he’s feeling generous, he’d send poe to run the errands everyone else is supposed to be doing

for example, making him buy the things on yosano’s supply list or going to the grocery store to use the coupons kunikida had been saving

and poe being poe and being in the position he’s in won’t question why he needs it find some more tweezers, sharp knives, alcohol, scalpels or buy 3 dozen eggs and dish washing soap

finding out, you weren’t exactly pleased

you: im speechless!

ranpo: *looks stright into the camera like he’s in the office*

ranpo: despite being “speechless”, (y/n) continued to yell at me for another hour

kunikida doppo *ೃ༄

// dazai osamu

i don’t know how to start this besides holy shit he will flip the fuck out

it’s dazai what else were you expecting?

but jeez lighten up nii-san would you? smh

eventually, he’ll suck it up

it’ll take...quite a while but yes

he’ll suck it up just for you and only you

somewhere deep down inside he’s happy tho bc, he along with everyone else in the agency knows that he secretly cares for dazai

but he has night terrors realizing that if/when you guys get married, they’ll be brothers (in laws, but whatever)

if you accidentally show up with a hickey to work, even if it’s just barely visible, he’s throwing dazai out the window

twice

and then locking him in a closet

dazai also likes to take all your paperwork along with his and hide them in random folders of kunikida’s work so he’ll accidentally do them

istg he’s literally like 5 pieces of paper away from being finished before he realizes he’s in the middle of doing dazai’s 2 week missing report and that he’s done all of your paperwork for today

he starts screaming and you nervously sweat drop from like halfway across the city bc oh boy you can already tell that this isn’t going to go down well

nakajima atsushi *ೃ༄

// akutagawa ryuunosuke

for the sake of keeping you of age, let’s say you’re twins

I CANNOT RN IM BOTH CRYING AND LAUGHING PLEASE SAVE HIM

he cannot for the life of him comprehend how you fell for that...thing

at first you think he’s mad at you which makes you sad, but he’s not; he’s just really really surprised

he never thought that akutagawa would’ve gotten a girlfriend with his “attack and or kill first don’t ask questions ever” kind of thing he’s got going on

ok, sure, akutagawa getting a girlfriend? he’ll get over that shock soon, it’s not rlly his business yk?

but the fact that his girlfriend iS HIS SISTER??

yeah no never in a million years

sometimes he wakes up in the morning thinking that it was a just a nightmare dream till his overhears you on the phone with ryuu and he’s like

“...so that wasn’t a nightmare after all”

anyways

it’s like a complete switch of their relationship

atsushi is more than willing to fight ryuu and on the other hand ryuu is somewhat in control

and just to clarify it’s not bc he doesn’t want to fight atsushi, no he’s always willing to do that bc how dare that jinko look down on me but it’s more like if does it you’ll get upset with him

he doesn’t want to do that

so he fights with every single fiber of his being to resist the urge of smacking atsushi into wall bc no if i do that y/n gets mad and that’s not good

and boy were there close calls

they’re literally 2 seconds from attacking each other but then suddenly they’ll feel a chill in the room from your direction and stop then refuse to make eye contact with anyone

you included (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

you don’t think that they’ll ever get along, but at least for your sake, you’re sure that they’ll at least try to tolerate each other

for now anyways (*°▽°*)

as always, reblogs and shares are appreciated! i hope you all stay safe! and just in case nobody told you they loved you today, i love you! you are enough! <3

writing belongs to me! please do not plagiarize, repost, or translate on here or any other sites!

#bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd #bsd x reader #dazai osamu x reader #edogawa ranpo x reader #kunikida doppo x reader #nakajima atsushi x reader #dazai x reader #ranpo x reader #kunikida x reader #atsushi x reader #dazai osamu #edogawa ranpo #kunikida doppo #nakajima atsushi #armed detective agency x reader #ada x reader #armed detective agency #platonic relationships #female reader #sister reader #[📂🔎] bsd things

[lnkedmyheart]

When I say that Dazai's relationship with Chuuya and Atsushi are the only ones not rife with core misunderstanding of each other and messy then what?

Like Atsushi is fine with Dazai keeping secrets and whole heartedly trusts Dazai while not idolizing him as a person. Acknowledging that Dazai has a shitty past and still sees the good in him.

Chuuya's major misunderstanding with Dazai happened all the way back in stormbringer and even then it was Chuuya projecting on Dazai and being fully aware that he was projecting on Dazai. And since then he has tried to point out the actual more humane side of Dazai's behaviour (which imo is messy af on Chuuya's part) once again looking towards the more human part of Dazai and his seemingly heartless actions. The only thing left is light banter (which modern purity obsessed fans think is verbal abuse) and the occasional trolling. The most important thing is that they see each other as human beings with flaws and positive traits removing any idolization there.

And from Dazai's end, while he does try to be more sincere towards people now (to some extent) Atsushi is the only one who doesn't need him to be super sincere and understands why he might not be fully open. While Chuuya doesn't need him to be sincere because he has experienced Dazai's sincerity hidden under layers of fake bravado and manipulation. Chuuya gets that Dazai is a little fucked in the head and does things for Chuuya and Oda and the ADA in ways that don't seem moral to a regular person.

None of Dazai's other surviving relationships have that level of clarity and understanding. Yes he gets along with Kunikida but there is major misunderstanding and clash there, way too many secrets and a core inability to fully come to terms with each other because of how far apart their morality is (no Kunikida isn't pure and innocent but still). Dazai and Sigma's entire dynamic is built on the desperation of keeping someone alive for a promise and surviving at all costs and Dazai's only moment of genuine sincerity had been in the elevator. Dazai and Ango have a very bitter relationship because of what happened to Oda where they both blame each other (yes I know Dazai lowkey also holds Ango responsible, rightfully so, but he does hold himself responsible too). Even with Oda there was a core misunderstanding on both ends that while not problematic is a major misunderstanding. Dazai idolized Oda as this perfect being far removed from all things tainted by the mafia when Oda was just a traumatized young adult, barely 22 at that. Like he was so young. And then Oda constantly put the distance of their status between them refusing to ask Dazai for aid when he desperately needed it and constantly flip flopping between calling Dazai a child stuck in a bad place and thinking he was born to be in the mafia. It doesn't help that Dazai misunderstood Oda's final words so badly (then again that poor man was at death's door, he didn't exactly have time to sit him down and explain).

I also think Dazai and Ranpo can have that dynamic where they are on the same level as Atsushi and Chuuya with Dazai but how much of that would be Dazai being sincere with him vs how much Ranpo found out against Dazai's wishes?

And even with just how much Chuuya understands and accepts about Dazai, Chuuya did project on him back in sb. Chuuya's initial hatred for Dazai stemmed from his fear of becoming callous and heartless like him before he realised that Dazai isnt any of that in sb after finding out that Dazai did everything to get his hands on the documents for Chuuya and the offer to change his plan for Chuuya's humanity. But Atsushi never once projected on him.

Atsushi is the best thing that happened to Dazai for his mental state, and imo Atsushi is the one who will ultimately be the reason Dazai's perception of himself changes completely.

#I'm a huge Atsushi supremacist #soukoku #minor skk tbh #not a ship post #atsudazai #Atsushi is to Dazai what Ranpo is to Yosano change me my mind- you can't

[the-bloody-sadist]

Tbh even if I am autistic-

I don't see Ranpo as autistic

I will not say you are against autistic people just because you hate Ranpo... Because those things aren't related .- .

Do people only defend Ranpo because of that not canon fact?

We have to accept different likes and dislikes, come on we are not the same

People really send you "weird hate" because of stupid things :<

Idk as a Mori fan it's annoying to receive hate for stupid things... And have a nice [timezone]! 🫶🏻

—Mipy anon

Mipy to the rescue I see!!

Call me crazy but I judge people by the way they treat those around them, not by any diagnoses they have. Ranpo's autism or lack of autism matters nothing to my view of him, either way!

(Gotta love how all of my asks have turned into Ranpo asks now YOU GUYS ARE LUCKY I'M FEEING GENEROUS TODAY)

Also, absolutely agree with your points. I have no idea if the ONE PERSON who sent me two or three asks was just trolling or being serious but I like the opportunity to insult it, regardless! 😇

Gives you a high five in Mori fan 🖐️

#sadist’s answered asks #mipy anon

[stinkyme]

Thinking about how Dazai and Fyodor canonically have already met at some point in the past, most likely during Dazai’s mafia days.

So Dazai was most likely 15-18 at that time.

And Fyodor’s age is unknown, but many people headcanon him to be a couple of years older than Dazai (which makes sense, I mean he was already scheming like 12 years ago…and…a ten year old, doing…that?!)

Someone said that he’s canonically 39, but I refuse to accept that. I’m not ready for dilf!Fyodor…he just looks tired because he never sleeps or eats…and his canon timeline is weird.

Anyways, so we have two options for that first encounter of these two:

A hormonal teenager and a grown man fighting over some dumb criminal mafia world dominance shit.

Two hormonal teenagers fighting over some dumb criminal mafia world dominance shit.

No matter what option is canon, it must’ve been pure C H A O S. But either with Fyodor being like „this fucking bitch of a child“ or both of them being like „this fucking bitch of a child“

AND NOW THEY‘RE PRISON BUDDIES, OMG!!! GOSSIPING!!! AND BEING SILLY!!!

Please, please, please, I need their shared backstory so bad…they’re constantly flirting in the present, there is now way that their past encounter wasn’t absolutely hilarious.

Do you have any thoughts or headcanons about this? I’d love to hear them (also your psychological analysis‘ of characters are always so good, what do you think is a possible backstory for Fyodor?)

okay so about Fyodor being 39 we confirmed it's not true, it's someone trolling on twitter from time to time for whatever reason, I don't think we will get info about Fyodor as soon as we may hope to :/

i mean fyodor is definitely older than dazai, at least i believe so, since he appeared (for whatever reason) in light novel episodes, he couldn't have been 12 or younger, I would say he is around 30 now maybe so he was like 18 at the time :)

i don't think fyodor and dazai had deeply shared background in a sense, they definitely met but i don't think they knew much about each other given the fact both of them appear to still learn a lot/meet each other yk what i mean and given the fact when dazai was really young he was already under mori's wing and tbh whole dead apple timeline deeply confuses me and i can't tell if that was actually their first encounter or second one and that's why fyodor was like "oh it's you" when he saw him in that alley so yeah, I would love to think they had a whole convo "if we worked together we would be unstoppable but yk how it is" and just walk away from each other lol or maybe played chess with each other from time to time so they are kinda rivals like poe and ranpo :3

for fyodor...well given real life author and his experience in Siberia, I would assume he was locked up somewhere before and possibly in Asia where he was teaching people and also leraning from them at the same time and doing hard work as they did in real life which is also why he is used and well adjusted to not eating and living in poor conditions which he explained to Ace, it's possible that he was apart of (in bsd manner) some abilities group or whatever and they put him on a death row that didn't happen and that's where his love/faith for/in God started taking huge place as we know it now and he started working against ability users once he understood his sins and sins of the group of people he was locked/taken away with and from that moment he moved towards Yokohama where he knew the most ability users are (maybe) :) so I think he was locked up possibly from a very young age, at this point being a prisoner is his safest bet lol, dude got locked up more times than anyone we know of💀

i would also like to assume he was with someone else as well or that new character will be introduced in a story that is related to him, a lot of people mention Tolstoy which is a great guess but I would also like to add Ivan Turgenev as a possible choice given his work "Father and sons" since that's sort of like a thing in BSD, as well as his vague/contradictory relationship with Fyodor lol or Mikhail Lermontov who Fyodor was inspired by and he also has some works like "Demon" (do i need to explain) and "Hero of our time" which is actually considered to be first psychological novel in Russia :D and his death in general was quite interesting since he sort of predicted it in his own writing!

i think fyodor holds a lot of possibilities and i am very excited to know about him honestly :)

#stinkyanswers #I REALLY HOPE WE WILL SOON GET SOMETHING ABOUT HIM #HUNTING DOGS AND HIM ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT WE KNOW NOTHING OF #BESIDES TACHIHARA BUT YK DONT COUNT HIM RN #SO I AM SO EXCITED TO KNOW MORE!! #i wanna know who tecchou was before

[ao3riley]

“The One”

Some people say that you spend your whole life searching for "the one". Some say that when you do finally meet them, "you just know", like suddenly your whole world has changed.

Ranpo, of course, thought all of that was nonsense. Why spend your whole live searching or waiting for "the one" to come along and change it? If they were that important, wouldn't you know how to meet them? The whole business about finding "the one" had to be ridiculous superstition, or some drivel made up to sell more chocolates and greeting cards.

Now, though?

Now he was forced to reevaluate his thinking on the matter. Perhaps he'd been too hasty after all, in making such a harsh judgment?

He tried to tell himself that it was ridiculous, that he was imagining things, but the proof was staring him in the face.

Gorgeous.

Absolutely breath-taking.

Something had definitely shifted, and while he wasn't ready to say it was "life-changing", well...

The longer Ranpo looked, the more he couldn't tear his eyes away, drawn in like a magnet. The more he looked, the more he saw, the more he knew...

Had he been one for prayer, he'd have had to label this a gift from God. Absolute perfection from every angle meant it had to be a divine creation, right? It was right there in the definition, after all.

So now Ranpo had to admit to himself that maybe, just maybe, there might be something to all this "the one" business. There might be something to all those stories of once-in-a-lifetime chances: now Ranpo could feel the weight of just one such chance, knowing that if he walked away, the moment would be gone and he'd never get it back.

He tried again to tear his eyes away, only to find he couldn't. Some part of him had already decided to go in, to take hold of this moment. No one would stop him from having this time with "the one".

The One...perfect.......

cake. ----------------------

A/N: Posted this on twitter, and felt like it was a shame to keep it from the tumblr peeps too. And now that I’ve completely trolled you, have a meme from a friend of mine that fits this perfectly:

#riley writes #my fic #bsd

[dristcwn]

How to Troll the ADA;

Step 1: Install Tinder and make a profile for Tanizaki on Tanizaki's phone, make sure Naomi finds the page.

Step 2: Replace all of the ink in Kunikida's pen with invisible ink and leave his cell number on the stall door in the washroom of a seedy bar with the phrase "Call for [insert crime/sex]"

Step 3: Bribe Ranpo with copious amounts of Candy to not snitch and sick him on the Port Mafia for the lolz

Step 4: Replace all of Yosano's tools of the Trade with rubber and foam replicas.

Step 5: Replace President Fukuzawa's tea with coffee

Step 6: Set up a blind date between Akutagawa and Atsushi while making sure Kyouka, Higashi, and Gin are all present.

Step 7: Go visit with Ango and avoid any heat while watching the fallout with Ranpo's help [more Candy bribes]

These are perfect!!

I'd say we do one better. Mess with every water pipe in the office to cause an overflow of water. Day off for everyone

#anon💕

[tenfluenza]

Curious about ADA Feifei 🤔

it's my working document for The Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Gambit!

i swear i'm working on it...

joke snippet (leftover from initial brainstorm):

he gets along with ranpo because he knows how to use the subway but hes a troll sometimes and leaves ranpo in the middle of fucking nowhere and atsushi has to go and pick him up. one time he leaves ranpo in siberia and he almost dies in siberia.  ranpo in america arc. he gets lost in the alaskan wilderness and ends up in the russo alaskan village where he learn self sustenance after a couple of scrapes with death. ranpo achieves nirvana and leaves the ada. this is fyodors ultimate plan because no one can argue with someone who achieved nirvana.

actual snippet from the WIP chapter:

Well, he now had enough light to continue working on his arts and crafts project. Ranpo hadn’t given him quite enough time to gather all his things when they left for the candy store mission, but Fyodor had enough foresight to gather his most important mission items: holographic vinyl and a razor. He dragged the razor across the vinyl sheet with a bit of practiced force, with the same kind of precision he used when he was cutting open brain membranes or when he was cutting thin steel. He ushered a small glittery square onto his blade and smoothed it onto Ranpo’s passport.  Fyodor held up the document and inspected it for convincingness. At a head-on angle, the angle that the immigration officers are instructed to use, the light turned the sticker a deep crimson, not at all the bright white he was expecting. When he put it down, it went back to glittery pastels. It would have to do for now, however, because there was no opportunity now to make amends. With any hope, no one would look too closely. He sighed. Last night was a shameful display, but he presumed he deserved it for imposing upon the ADA and especially for imposing upon arguably the most representative member of the ADA.  He reflected. For the first time in a while, Fyodor didn’t have all the answers. What he did have, though, was Ranpo’s fake visa.

#trivial talk #reply #ask #bsd #fyoran #i GUESS?

[lady-tortilla-chip]

Chuuya: do you prefer being the little spoon or the big spoon?

Ranpo:

Ranpo: I’m human.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: That’s not what I meant—

#First time they properly sleep in a bed together #and ranpo trolls him #oof #lol #RanChuu #Nakahara Chuuya #Edogawa Ranpo #Bungou Stray Dogs #BSD #rarepair

[glitteringhellspawn]

#i love him so much #bongou stray dogs #edogawa ranpo #bsd #bsd ranpo #tails gets trolled #bsd meme

[ry0chann]

Hello... How are you? I hope you're doing alright. I want to request Kunikida, Ranpo, Atsushi, Oda, and Tachihara with a child reader. I don't really care about gender. Reader isn't their daughter, but is very, very, very close with them. Tooth rotting fluff please. I'm dealing with a personal issue and I just want fluff. Thanks.

hiya! i’m doing good ty, and i hope that everything’s alright you as well! <3

Kunikida / Ranpo / Atsushi / Oda / Tachihara interacting with a child

notes // idk how old this kid is supposed to be but the age is implied to be young school age for the majority just so this has cutesy domestic vibes (kinda like if they were sibling ig, but they're not)

Doppo Kunikida

Kunikida is definitely on the stricter/"no fun" side when it comes to watching you. he doesn't really want to entertain you but he manages to find ways of doing so. ask him to color with you. he'll be reluctant but he will agree

as expected, he does help you with school. he understands that it may be difficult at times, and he has no problem lending a hand. contrary to popular belief, he actually doesn't yell at you when you get stuff wrong

Ranpo Edogawa

Ranpo feeds you way too much but of course you're not gonna complain. he makes sure he has extra snacks just to share them with you, which means you're quite special because he wouldn't share his snacks with just anyone

he also plays with you all day and voluntarily most of the time. if you ask him nicely he might let you play on his DS, but normally he just does whatever you wanna do

Atsushi Nakajima

Atsushi is so sweet; he constantly checks up on you and asks if you need anything. he's like a worried/overprotective older brother but you appreciate to know he cares so much about you

he's the perfect person to come to when you need to rant or open up about something. when it comes to advice, he may not give the best, but he still tries to help out and all that really matters is his efforts

Oda Sakunosuke

Oda is surprisingly very playful, even though he doesn't seem like the type. he'll gladly sit there and play with you until you grow tired and then he'll carry you to bed so you can sleep

he's pretty laid back when it comes to taking care of you; he's not really strict. however, he'll prevent you from getting into too much trouble, but he won't yell at you or anything

Tachihara Michizou

Tachihara is probably not the best influence on you, but he knows what boundaries are. he'll always try to get you to things you probably shouldn't- lots of pranks on others or online trolling- but he'd never let you get in trouble and he takes all the blame

he takes you to the park quite often, and he has tons of energy so he could stay out all day if you really wanted to. despite his slight recklessness, he is very protective makes sure you never get yourself into a bad situation

#[📩] requests #[ hcs ] #bungo stray dogs #bsd #doppo kunikida #ranpo edogawa #atsushi nakajima #odasaku sakunosuke #tachihara michizou #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #kunikida x reader #ranpo x reader #atsushi x reader #odasaku x reader #tachihara x reader

[dreamkidddream]

Not a request, just because I was bored and putting off all my homework lol. Reader is gender neutral! I also might do this for some other characters too 👀

TW: small mention of suicide (its Dazai) but nothing graphic is mentioned

Jealousy Headcanons with: Dazai and Kunikida

Dazai

Dazai doesn’t get jealous

Or at least that what he tells himself

He could get anyone that he wanted, no problem. I mean, hello??? Have you seen this man???

Not to mention how much of a natural flirt he is himself

So why does he feel himself getting livid with this stranger taking up your time?

Now, Dazai was not an insecure man, by any means. But he couldn’t help but feel his stomach churn when he saw you smiling back at this person. A smile that he wants reserved for him and only him

You guys weren’t together yet, but he will make sure that people know that you are off limits. You may not take his advances as genuine, but his feelings for you are and he can easily prove that to you. You’re his and he’s yours; it wasn’t official per say, but he’s only giving his time and affection towards you

It seemed like he was vying for your attention, but he knew that he could easily turn the whole situation on its head. They may think that they’re in control, but Dazai can show just how wrong they really are

Flustering you in front of the individual would be one of his best (and favorite) methods to use. Seeing how embarrassed and bashful you would get while the other person would just be ignored was a good feeling; and usually that would be the sign that they should go elsewhere

If that didn’t work, trying to leave the scene did: “(Naaaammmme), this is the perfect time to commit double suicide with me! Being the last lovely sight that I lay my eyes on would be more than just a dying wish.” “Belladonna, the stars are beautiful during this time, why don’t we go see for ourselves?” “This place is boring, let’s go somewhere else where we can really have fun, no interruptions.”

While he wasn’t the same man as he was from his past, that didn’t mean that he wouldn’t find ways to solve this little problem. He just won’t be messy. He’s turned over a new leaf, and he rather not get anymore blood on his hands if he doesn’t have to

He just has to get a bit creative with his words and his methods; no violence necessary!

Unless the other person was making you uncomfortable (God forbid hurting you) and not taking the hint that you were his, but let’s just hope that it never comes to that

Dazai didn’t want to lose you period, and he will be damned before he loses you to someone else that he doesn’t even see as a threat. Eventually very soon though, he’ll lose his patience, so don’t keep brushing him off or seem like you’re interested with someone that’s not him. He’ll be forced to take action, so be careful

Don’t worry though, he won’t be hurting anyone! Not controlling either, just...possessive. Very possessive, atleast for a couple of days.

Not that either one of you would be complaining

Kunikida

He’s a busy man, he doesn’t have time to get jealous! Besides, according to his notebook you don’t have-

Who is that? And why are they giving you flowers? And candy? And they’re even giving you a kiss on the cheek?! You never said that you were dating someone! How could someone take you from him!-

Sir that’s not even their boyfriend it’s just an older cousin who came as a surprise visit

Kunikida has fallen for you, and hard, and that scares him. Yes, you’re a great coworker, one that he can always depend on. And yes, you always bring a small smile to his face whenever you greet him in the mornings. And yes, you became a part of the day that he is always looking forward to (even wrote your planned interactions in his notebook) every day. But...you didn’t meet all 58 of his ideals

Could you really be his ideal partner when you barely met any of the conditions? Would he be prepared to give you his everything if you were?

Which he already knew the answer to: YES

So he tried to put his feelings aside and strictly focus on work (not that he already wasn’t, of course). But damn it, was it hard to conceal his true emotions when he had to see people that weren’t him making you happy. And it seemed that others took notice of his more than sour mood too. It was miserable to see more than anything

So being the best partner that he is (and that the answer is so obvious), Dazai pulled him to the side and calmly explained to him what he was feeling...

SIKE this is Dazai we’re talking about. While he did want to help his dear friend out, he wanted this to be entertaining.

Give it up for Dazai always trolling this man and Kunikida falling for it everytime lmao

Kunikida didn’t believe it was jealously at first, and he refused to accept it. But, it kept appearing more and more to the point where he had no choice but to come to terms. And it explained so much, he hated to say

Unknowingly glaring at whoever was diverting your attention, grinding his teeth whenever he would hear you laughing and knowing that it wasn’t him causing it, even snapping one time at a possible suitor when he overheard the conversation between you

“If you actually listened to (Name) then you would know that they already answered that question earlier. But no, you’re too busy focusing on their looks to understand what they’re saying! Maybe if you didn’t let your damn mind wander to the gutter so much you could appreciate the time that they’re willing to spend with you when they can be spending it with me!”

He won’t ever live that down

He would try to gift you things that he knows that you would enjoy (and he didn’t even have to look in his book, that’s how much he remembers), but it would somehow backfire

“Thank you Kunikida for this but...were you hungry?”

“No. Why are you asking? If you’re offering to share it, I rather not. I got those just for you-“

“It’s empty.”

“...”

“RANPO!”

He would be the gentleman more than he already was, but you just saw it as him being nice and trying to stay in like with his beliefs. He even asked you straightforward on a date, but you said that you already had plans

With the look on his face you would’ve thought that you burned his precious notebook right in front of him and you and Dazai were roasting marshmallows above it

Kunikida could be controlling, but only because he’s so used to running on schedule and being a leader. But he would try his best not to come off as that to you outside of work; he wants you guys to be happy together in a healthy relationship. He’ll make mistakes but he’s truly trying, be patient. He really does want to be with you and he’s here to show that

So after collecting mountains and mountains of data on how to approach this unique situation, he came to only one outcome: to confess. He was nervous, his stomach doing multiple flips, but he will go through with it

Now, he’s on a mission: to both try to overcome the struggle of accepting that you weren’t the ideal romantic ideal according to his notebook, and to reveal that you are the ideal romantic partner for him

He couldn’t take this ugly feeling anymore, and while he stood by his ideals, he wanted to stand by your side too

Plus if he got tempted to use his ability on one more person that tried to hit on you he was gonna snap

#bsd headcanons #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd reader insert #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd dazai x reader #dazai x reader #bsd kunikida #kunikida x reader #bsd kunikida x reader

[bunchofstraydogs]

BSD SKK and SSKK as Genshin Impact Players

because i finally lost my patience and deleted this damn game, so this is a Au revoir!

Atsushi Nakajima- Casual f2p team player

When i say casual, i mean in terms of him appreciating all the characters, the scenery, the lore and the effort that went into making all of it and being able to play the game with his friends.

Otherwise, there's nothing casual about his gameplay. He's surrounded by three Fatui guards on Dragonspine, slowly freezing to death. He is hesitant to eat food because there will be more important times to use it and food isn't all that cheap. He had eaten a few Sweet Madams and an Almond Tofu, though, because he's literally panicking and crying. In the end, Atsushi marks those spots on the map and leaves them for co-op.

He loves co-op, mostly to explore together and it usually happens in his world. He doesn't mind playing any role the team needs- dps, support or healer. Atsushi is usually on a discord call with Dazai, Kyouka, Ranpo and Lucy. Kenji and Yosano occasionally play as well.

As for his team, he is very loyal to Mondstadt and to people that showed him kindness when he first stumbled there so his most used characters are from Mondstadt.

Main Team: Mc, Jean, Noel, Bennet/Amber

Sub team: Qiqi, Razor, Keqing, Xingqiu

An Mc main.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke- Competitive and impatient

This disaster, i swear. Doesn't play it often, but when he does, he really makes up for the missed time. Unless he has a place to be, leisurely kills everything he comes upon. Not only is he stacked on materials (that he doesn't use properly), but he levels up like it's nobody's business. If he stumbles upon a Lay Line, he'll do them. He doesn't count resin, completely unbothered by primo or level difference.

Akutagawa is the type of player that will fight a level 90 monster with level 60 characters, but only if he has an elemental reaction advantage. He's not stupid, just stubborn and really angry.

I know i said he's not stupid (and he's not), but his builds are... not the best. Talent levels almost forgotten, artefacts leave much to be desired, but his weapons are stacked!! Although, usually given to wrong characters...

Fear not, when Gin and Chuuya figured it out, they fixed it up and explained to Aku what artefacts are and which ones to collect. He pays more attention to all of it now.

Akutagawa sometimes buys the monthly card and doesn't want to waste any more money than a few bucks on pixels. He sees the game as the waste of time and money.

That said, he waled for Xiao and Tartaglia.

Main team: Xiao, Tartaglia, Diluc, Rosaria

Doesn't have a sub team.

Mains Xiao.

Dazai Osamu- A waifu collector and a troll

Your typical genshin asshole. Goes to people's worlds, mines their ores, steals their food and leaves when done. He does it primarily to Atsushi and the poor guy doesn't know. Kyouka threatened him, but Atsu said he doesn't mind and is happy to help. Dazai is as much of a leech as a player as he is in person.

He not only trolls ADA members, but PM as well. Doesn't mind playing with Gin, but is mostly there to annoy Chuuya and pressure Akutagawa. They're playing in Akutagawa's world, obviously. Gin wouldn't let him in hers to protect her brother and, well. The only other player is Chuuya and hahahhaa.

Do i need to say that he is spending Kunikida's money on the game or is it obvious for you too? He waled for Ganyu and Hu Tao and almost got killed for it.

This lucky mofo, i hate him so much, got Mona as his first five star on the standard banner. He was wishing for her as well.

Wants Kaqing now but sike, you flat assed mackerel. Have another Xingqiu <3 Super jealous of Akutagawa for having Rosaria because he wanted her and failed to pull her. Got Childe he doesn't use tho lmao.

Main Team: Mona, Lisa, Ganyu, Hu Tao

Sub Team: Jean, Xinyan, Beido and Ningguang

A Mona and Hu Tao main.

yes i said Mona Lisa, bite me

Chuuya Nakahara- cool to play with until Dazai joins the chat

Chuuya is a great player. He is smart so he knows how to choose his battles and fearless when he does, even if he's going against Zhongli's chonkiest pokemon. He likes playing co op with some of his friends and subordinates. Often joins Akutagawa's world with Gin and either Higuchi or Tachihara. He really enjoys these moments because they forget about the mafia and get to have fun together and kick ass without hurting anyone.

These tranquil moments are ruined by one slimy mackerel. All Chuuya's qualities- teamwork, intelligence and casuallness goes out of the window. He is pissed and ready to throw hands. Dazai always baits him and tricks him into the most unsavoury of situations. Great many times will Chuuya drown due to lack of stamina, get rekt by Lawachurl and freeze to death, smack into invisible barriers with no ways of stopping untill he falls head first to the ground... yeah, hands are thrown. And tables.

Main Team: Diluc, Venti, Xiao, Albedo

Sub Team: Ningguang, Zhongli, Albedo, Geo Mc

Mains Diluc and Geo characters

It needs to be said that Chuuya has a weird guilty pleasure of playing Geo Characters. His Noel is tanked as well. Hates playing with Xiao and Venti when Dazai is around because that asshole bullies him-

"Oh, Chuuya-kun, you've found your people!" Die.

He keeps Xiao to kick ass and prove a point, but might change Venti to Zhongli or Jean 😔

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #headcanons #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #atsushi nakajima #akutagawa ryunosuke #genshin impact

[xxxsoukokuxxx]

BSD Characters and their favorite season/weather headcanons (Part 1)

Characters: Akutagawa Ryunosuke; Dazai Osamu

Warnings: just a bit of angst

Notes: I know this sounds stupid but I got the idea and I wanted to write it out. I actually thought of these at school instead of doing my notes...anyway for now it'll just be two characters but there's a part two coming up soon. Also I feel so satisfied now since I have updated my Masterlist!

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Akutagawa:

Prefers Winter or whenever it is cloudy and eventually rains

He likes how calm and cool the atmosphere is

On the days he isn't killing anyone or witnessing bloodshed, he sits on a chair near the window and reads a book. Some hot tea may be nearby along with a saucer of figs

He'll watch the little droplets of rain glide down the outside of the window

The rain sometimes seems to wash away his stresses and others it seems that they rain down upon him like hail

During Winter he would like to keep warm but doesn't feel too cold due to his past experiences in the slums

Akutagawa, when at home would probably be dressed in a black long sleeve and tracksuit pants

He seems like he'd sit on the couch with Gin under some blankets and watch movies with the heater on

He won't admit it but he loves these moments

If it happens to snow, then there might be a slight chance of a snowball fight. Of course Gin is the one to initiate it

The snowball either hits his back as he is walking or it hits him right in the face when he turns around to check on Gin

He has a poker face for a few seconds but then smirks

Cue Rashomon throwing snowballs at high speed towards Gin but she's fast and manages to dodge them all

The only person he doesn't mind losing to is Gin

He'll just smile as she makes a snow angel

Dazai:

Prefers Autumn and Winter but doesn't mind Spring either

He just can't stand Summer because of how hot it is

He'll be complaining and groaning about how hot it is while at the ADA, Kunikida had to restrain himself from throttling him right then and there

Autumn is one of his favourites because of how scenic it is, the amber leaves gracefully falling down to the Earth, the crisp air

For some reason Autumn seems to remind him of Odasaku

The season is not as overbearingly hot as Summer and neither is it bone-chilling cold as Winter. Calm and serene...just like Oda

He loves Winter because he gets to feel that warm, cozy feeling when you're under the duvets with the heater on

But he feels empty and alone, there's no one to genuinely laugh and joke with or to say the words of his heart to

But he does have a ball when he's at the Agency, trolling on everyone (esp Kunikida and Atsushi)

The only thing warm that he can actually cook is probably crab curry or he'll just make instant noodles

Will have a competitive snowball fight with Atsushi, Kyoka and Kenji if it happens to snow

Eventually Ranpo joins in along with Naomi dragging Tanizaki along

Dazai finally pulls the last thread when he throws a snowball at Kunikida

Kunikida pulls up his sleeves and mercilessly attacks Dazai with snowballs

#bungo stray dogs #dazai #akutagawa #bsd akutagawa #bsd dazai #my writing #general #headcanons #bsd headcanons #fluff #slight angst #bsd fluff #bsd #bungou stray dogs #not an 'x reader'

[raitrolling]

Present Day, Present Time

[Easy Reading Version on Toyhou.se]

-- alluringMisdirection [AM] began trolling autonomousMachinations [AM] --

AM: Oh shlt slnce when was lt your bday??

AM: All g tho, l got a place ln mlnd ;)

AM: Obvlously lt’s gonna be a secret, so don’t even bother asklng! Surprlse partles are the best partles, y’know. And lt’s gotta be good for the blg 1-0!

AM: So you better get hype- or, as hype as whatever’s posslble for you 8)

-- alluringMisdirection [AM] ceased trolling autonomousMachinations [AM] --

Callan stood in the homewares section of one of Block 136’s many low-end department stores, hands on his hips and tapping his foot in mild irritation. Predictably, he’d be caught off-guard by Gerrel’s mentioning of his wriggling day coming up. He didn’t forget, of course, he just- Wait, did Gerrel ever mention it before? They’ve known each other for a while and Callan had definitely made him put his wriggling day into his stupidly busy schedule, but he legitimately cannot recall if the redblood had brought up his own before. Huh. Well, whatever, Callan’s going to say that’s Gerrel’s problem to work out, because right now he’s got his own problem. What the hell kind of present does someone with no hobbies want? Most of the time when it comes to presents, Callan would simply grab whatever silly novelty he could find in the clearance sections - A hat with a funny saying on it, some desktop USB gadget, all those stocking stuffer toys made specifically for office 12th Perigees party gifts, the impulse buy bottle openers and fidget spinners at the registers, - it didn’t matter what the gift was, if it was a gift from him then clearly it was the most important! But this time it’s different. It’s not just a gift for someone’s 10th wriggling day, but the wriggling day of someone who it wouldn’t be inaccurate to call Callan’s best friend (who would’ve thought? Of all people!). A real pro at gift-giving too, the photo book he gave last Quadrants’ Day had touched Callan’s heart far greater than any novelty chocolate or humorous greeting card ever could. So now he’s obligated to be thoughtful. Ugh, thinking.

He acknowledges that the logical gift would be something practical, Gerrel does seem to like things that are useful and would make him more productive. With how much he goes on about ‘healthy eating’ and ‘cooking your own meals’, he’d probably be over the moon if he unwrapped one of those air fryer things people keep talking about. But as Callan stared the boxes of kitchen appliances down, he couldn’t help but think one thing...

An air fryer is fucking boring.

Yes, sure, it’s the perfect gift for someone like him. He’d appreciate it! He’d appreciate it a lot more than the corner store chocolates he received from the greenblood for Quadrants’ Day, or the reindeer antler hat from 12th Perigees. He’d probably get a lot of use out of it too, if what the recipe books conveniently placed next to the display says is true. You can cook chicken, vegetables, brownies and muffins, fish and chips, mozzarella sticks… But, it may be a gift from Callan, but it’s not a gift from Callan. There’s no pizzaz, no style, nothing that screams “This is a gift from the one and only Callan Ranpoe, the best troll you’ve ever known! Accept no substitutes!''. It’s a gift someone would buy for a hivewarming party, or something his rich boss would slip in with the weekly wages just to remind everyone of how much money he has. Not a gift from someone known for their sense of humour and great taste in, well, everything.

Callan’s train of thought is interrupted by an employee asking if he needs a hand. Some tired-looking brownblood who knows that if they don’t ask every customer who has spent more than thirty seconds standing on one spot this question their boss will have them thrown out on the streets. He dismisses the employee with a wave of his hand, who only responds by parroting that the tea towels and oven mitts have a two-for-one deal tonight only.

Two-for-one… That’s it! Cheap and more fun than some boring appliance!

Not wanting to make it seem like he was inspired by the employee’s suggestion, Callan continues to mull about the appliances section pretending to be interested in the breadmakers and slow cookers before stealthily slipping over to the kitchen accessories section. Sure enough, the tea towels and oven mitts are already looking more to the greenblood’s liking. There’s the towels with funny cooking-related puns (Haha, “Let’s give them something to taco ‘bout”! It’s funny because it’s got tacos on it!), towels covered in cute animal prints (and a very un-cute one covered in horses. Sorry Gerrel, but you truly have the worst lusus), and towels covered in sayings one would find on a Facebook Minions group (which unfortunately, would probably appeal to the redblood’s sense of humour more than anything else…). There’s oven mitts shaped like crab claws and dinosaur heads, some pop culture-themed mitts with references that’d definitely fly over his head, and one that just says the word ‘butter’ repeated on every inch of the fabric. Callan starts picking a couple off the rack, already congratulating himself on his head about how genius this gift is.

But… As he stares down at the dinosaur oven mitt and the tea towels with food puns, the gift still didn’t feel right. There should probably be something… More? To this? If the last present idea was thoughtful but lacks ‘Callan vibes’, then this idea is more Him but less thoughtful or really, wanted. Who wants tea towels for their wriggling day? That’s like giving someone socks and underwear. Callan sighs, dumping the chosen items onto the shelf below instead of hanging them back onto the rack. Putting in the effort for a perfect gift sucks.

Why is this so important? Why does a gift need to be thoughtful, personal, and most importantly, something that would make him think of Callan every time? Maybe it’s to make every moment as memorable as possible to combat the reality that all of Callan’s relationships are fleeting at best. Gerrel seems to be able to recognise him through his psiionics, most likely because altering one’s voice, speech patterns, and quirks in their posture and body language are difficult without specific training that Callan doesn’t have. But a friendship cannot be perpetuated on vaguely familiar quirks alone. What if one night Callan decides he wants to cut his hair? Change the way he dresses- hell, just happens to wear a waistcoat with his symbol printed on the opposite side? Doesn’t tie the bow around his neck correctly? Gerrel would fail to recognise him, and they’d be back at square one. And that’s not to mention the major elephant in the room being Callan’s stints as the prolific Phantom Thief. That wouldn’t be something he could just shrug off and accept, especially when his boss has been one of the thief’s major targets. He doesn’t come across as someone who would be angry to find out about this secret, but… He’s very honest and loyal. It would make sense for him to dob Callan into his boss, someone who values working as much as he does would definitely put his own job over anything else.

But then again… He’s selfless, in that way that makes Callan almost feel bad at letting him take over all the chores in his hive when he probably could do them himself if he could be bothered. Almost. Thank god he doesn’t have to wash dishes any more, and the food Gerrel cooks is way better than anything he could ever make even if he put his mind to it. So maybe he wouldn’t do that. Of course he wouldn’t do that! Even if it doesn’t last, he’s Callan’s friend now. And maybe they might continue to be friends, and- If the greenblood’s ego allows it- Gerrel could learn the truth of his psiionics, and try to work with it. Just as he works with every other eccentricity that makes up Callan’s personality.

… Nothing in this long moment of introspection has given him any more ideas for the perfect 10th wriggling day gift. Goddammit. 

The brownblood continues floating around the aisles, keeping an eye on Callan in the way one would monitor a known shoplifter or rowdy group of teenagers. Now’s probably the best chance to get that advice they’re paid to give out.

“Hey,” Callan addresses the employee with a nod, “Got any ideas for a 10th wriggling day gift? I need one for a guy who’s into like, cooking and shit. Practical, but fun, y’know?”

The brownblood silently casts their eyes over to the appliances, and settles on the most expensive item they can spot.

“Air fryer.”

Of course.

Once again, we’re back to square one. This is going to take more than an hour’s worth of thinking, which is well more than Callan has ever done in his life. But, that’s fine. He’s got time, and it’s for someone worth spending time on. And there’s still the entirety of the department store to meander about like what everyone else does at this time of night. Maybe he could look into finding some outfits so Gerrel can be at least half as stylish as him, maybe some instructional books on building projects that would normally bore Callan to death because they lack funny pictures, maybe some crafts to make something (he can paint a mean self-portrait, so a portrait of someone else wouldn’t be that much more difficult)...

Now, if only Gerrel didn’t steal his other non-kitchen appliance idea of putting together a photo book already, that could’ve been perfect. Who wouldn’t want their own collection of Official Callan selfies?

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It took another couple hours and some trips to a few nearby shops, but finally the search for the perfect present was over. Callan stood at the kitchen table, putting together the finishing touches on the now-wrapped gift’s presentation. The homewares idea was thrown out the window in favour of something just as practical, but in a way that feels more personal. A blazer sits folded on the table (Callan made sure to not unfold it after the cashier slipped it into the shopping bag, there’s no way he’d ever be able to get it right), in a similar style to the one usually worn by Gerrel albeit with gold buttons and a green trim on the collar and cuffs. A voucher to get his symbol printed on the jacket has also been slipped into the breast pocket. It felt right to give something with his hue, it’s a common sign of friendship between a higherblood and a lowblood. He may not have a particularly intimidating shade of blue or purple, but it’s still an indication of protecting a friend. And, it’s something picked out by Callan himself so clearly it’s peak fashion.

There was an attempt at tying up the gift in a bow - one of the spare green neckties identical to the one he wore, to be precise - but there was certainly little effort into making it look perfect. The bow was uneven and sat nowhere close to the centre, and Callan couldn’t figure out how to do that fancy criss-cross tie most presents are wrapped in. Not that the presentation mattered to him, and he’s sure that’s the level of effort Gerrel would expect from him. He probably doesn’t expect much from the greenblood, honestly, so perhaps this modicum of effort will make this gift even more special. 

#drabble #callan ranpoe #the prince and the pauper #apologies to anyone attempting to read this on mobile cuz its fuckign Long #anyways heres a drabble about callan attempting to put Effort into something for once #brought to you by my own experiences working in retail