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cemeterything · 11 months
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if i had been in charge to the script for alien covenant (bad idea) i would have made it so elizabeth was still alive but stuck in cryosleep like a fucked up snow white and have the crew of the covenant wake her up while trying to hide from the aliens and their genocidal android mother and explain to her that david did an extinction event on the engineers while she was catching zs so she could be like "that bitch" and hunt him and his new baby death machines across the planet with a psychosexually obsessed vengeance because prior to taking a nap they formed a toxic codependent survivor bond. and when she finally corners him david's like but you always wanted kids :( so i made some :( and everyone's like damn this guy is fucked up for reals. and then he gets his head smashed in but he still hijacks walter (that was the other fassbenderbots name right? i forgor) and sneaks the aliens onto the ship. roll credits.
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theyovngveins · 2 years
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a whole decade older than dream too promoting harassment and body shaming after being so outspoken abt it like it will never fail to amaze me how conditional peoples beliefs are like this dude will cry about how horrible his childhood was because of bullying and body shaming only to turn around and do it to somebody else the second they decide they don't like them because they didn't get the joke like so fucking spineless and pathetic 
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serenfire · 1 year
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my summary of malevolent season 1:
john: ARTHUR WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE
the score: [intensifies into a sudden, discordant drone with a clash of cymbals. something has arrived.]
arthur: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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wantbytaemin · 2 months
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another diary entry post for ana only probably bc who tf will understand this but who cares this is my blog. anyway yk how bangchan says he rly wants to get a tattoo well in my mind im manifesting and also this song is abt him. thanks so much.
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serethereal · 7 months
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i cant sleep so here’s my impression of a blogger talking about a hit post the way a movie director does their first box office hit movie: you get this massive post and it just. it takes off. takes a life of its own. becomes something else and you’re just sitting there thinkin huh. that was inside me, yknow?
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parcoeurs · 2 years
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so it starts with a video of charles with pierre's parents right and what's worse is that pierre isn't even there but charles made sure to stop by and say hi and also pierre's parents both grab his waist and kiss his cheek like it's your god given right as a gasly to hold charles's waist okay and then they get spotted at night in montreal except it's in a ferrari and charles is driving pierre around and also it's a white ferrari a la white ferrari by frank ocean which is all about missed connections and being so familiar with someone you don't even need to state your love but that wasn't all charles then proceeded to post a video of pierre unprompted in the same ferrari that charles is driving and pierre picks up a branded ferrari 16 hat and puts it on his head marking himself as charles's and vice versa i would argue and the entire time you can hear them giggling mind you charles posted this at midnight montreal time so we think that's it and then less than a week later we get charles in the comments of a random f1 meme account telling pierre he's cute all of this happens within the span of 7 days, barely
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yisschamp · 2 years
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i love you minecraft manhunt i love you oh dream i love you oh george i love you oh sapnap i love you oh bad i love you insane clutches i love you spontaneous plays i love you little moments where dream and or the hunters sing and goof off i love you suspenseful well timed music i love you thrill of the chase i love you live-blogging and live tweeting the manhunt i love you dreamxd video afterwards i love you dreams YouTube audience and of course, i love you dudududu.
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twiafom · 1 year
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putting hijack chibis in a snow globe and shaking them around. the fake snow is falling gently. they're having a beautiful winter wonderland date. i'm bawling just looking at them. they're both very dizzy
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pekodayz · 7 months
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sitting in class staring at my phone, but I’m wearing sunglasses. you look closely and see osomatsu tits in the reflection of my sunglasses.
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montypng · 11 months
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i need my art to be sickly and weird. but also obnoxiously bright and eye searing. but also it has to be painterly and realistic with nice proportions . but also i have to go crazy with the poses and swag it comic book style. but alsomg is that a bright light in the darkness aah a beautiful light in the dark dark ocean so beautifAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ilynotes · 2 years
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will has been in love with mike since "i rolled a 7. the demogorgen, it got me." will has been in love with mike since "you won't think it's gross when you fall in love." "i'm not gonna fall in love." will has been in love with mike since "crazy together." will has been in love with mike since "because i love her and i can't lose her again!" will has been in love with mike since "it was the best thing i ever did." will has been in love with mike since "did you think we were just gonna sit in my basement and play games for the rest of our lives?" "it's not my fault you don't like girls!" will has been in love with mike since he moved away. will has been in love with mike even after "you called maybe a couple times." will is still in love with mike, even after all this time.
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cboffshore · 3 months
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my prophecy came true. the [REDACTED BC SPOILERS IYKYK] thing has already slowed down my dash with the sheer volume of people losing their shit in advance. I'm gonna ramble in the tags so be advised: nothing is NAMED but the hints are Quite Obvious
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daydadahlias · 1 year
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Bestie did you make the post about ashton hugging with his fists closed (or was it michael when hugging ash?) if yes, do you have any updates now that we have a whole tour of post show hugs under our belts
that WAS me bestie! I assume you're referencing my two little mashton hug analysis posts <3 and i am more than happy to pop off again about my Thoughts on the way Ashton hugs.
so buckle up for this one bc this is gonna be a jessay
Just as a little refresher, in my previous "hug analysis," I talk about how when Michael hugs Ashton, he always used to hug him with his fists closed and often with only one arm. From what we've learned in the past, Ashton is not a very touchy guy. He's referenced previously that he didn't participate in the band cuddles when they were young and also isn't the biggest fan of hugs/cuddling in general; he isn't into physical affection.
This is important to note in reference to the way that Michael hugs him because Michael is always very aware of this. Ashton doesn't like hugs so Michael doesn't hug him in the way he hugs Luke and Calum who both love physical affection. He hugs with his fists closed and one arm usually so that way, Ashton has a lot of space and opportunity to "escape" the hug if need be. Michael is very careful not to trap him. However, as you pointed, we got a ton of post-show hug content this year and that's not something that we usually saw w/ Ash in the past!
I was just thinking about this the other day, funnily enough, that Ashton suddenly decided during this promo/tour cycle that he really liked physical affection. There were multiple times during shows - and even in press - where he actively sought out physical affection from the guys.
This moment, for instance, really stood out to me.
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This is behavior from Ash that we didn't really see prior to 2022! There's so much physical affection in just this one frame! He's leaning his head on Cal's shoulder, touching him on his knee, and also letting Calum lean closer to him and hold his head. He doesn't seem put off by the affection at all whereas, in previous videos we've seen of Ash, he can sometimes physically lean away from touch (as the Ashton connoisseur I am, I've also noticed that he's actually a very jumpy guy and there are several instances I've seen of him flinching away from people when they get close without his prior knowledge). But now, we see a big change from him in this era where he is the one who is trying to get physical attention.
For obvious reasons, I think quarantine is to blame for this newfound behavior. From what we've heard from Ash, quarantine was a great but also rough time for him. He was able to write his album and really tap into certain parts of his creative process but was also going pretty stir-crazy and wasn't able to do the things he often relies on for peace/happiness. Over the years, we have seen that Ash thrives from social interaction. He loves connecting with people. And I assume that quarantine was especially hard on him seeing as he is an extrovert who craves that connection and no longer has access to it. Taking this into account, I think his newfound desire to be physically close with people makes a lot of sense!
I think that over quarantine, after not having the opportunity to hug/touch his best friends (who are all very touch-prone people), he realized he didn't want to have that taken away again. He realized the benefits of touching his friends as now he knows what it's like to not be able to.
However, all this being said, Ash still hugs in a similar way to how he used to. Even though Ash is the shortest in the band, he makes active effort to be the "dominant" one in a hug, always being the one to hug the guys over their shoulders. You will never find a 5sos hug photo where Ashton is the one hugging from the bottom. Even if this means standing on his tippy-toes or the other guys leaning down for him, Ash will always hug from above.
I think this pretty clearly shows Ashton's inherent desire to be a protector/caretaker for his friends/little brothers. He doesn't let them take care of him nor does he let them take him into a hug. He always wants to be the one to invite them in, and to hold onto them. And I also think this showcases a lot of discomfort from him still to be the one who gets comforted rather than comforts. He pretty obviously does not like being "trapped" in a hug.
The only person he lets hug him from above, actually, from what I've seen, is John Feldmann. I think I've talked about this before somewhere but I find this especially noteworthy because Feldy is one of the few parental figures in Ashton's life who actively sought to take care of him rather than sort of... rely on him as a crutch? Obviously, I don't wanna speculate, but Ashton has talked about it in many interviews that he felt very responsible when he was younger for his mom/siblings. He never really got taken care of as a kid. But Feldy was an adult in his life that did seek to provide for him and help him and treat him like someone who was younger and deserved to be given that guidance. And, of course, Ash loves him. They clearly have a really incredible bond like Feldy does w/ all the guys. So it's notable to me that Feldy is the only person Ash lets hug him from above because he's one of the few people in Ashton's life that he doesn't feel a responsibility to protect.
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morningsstarr · 2 years
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if you read books your going to die in 7 days
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jordanbolton · 3 months
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To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
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so-many-ocs · 4 months
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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