#and she's a girl..... ya thats right im breaking the rules
Something I’m working on for my friend!!! Very excited about this idea :)
Hope you all are well!! I have a few things in the works I’m giddy to share, but for now, this!
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i know we as a collective society believe in gamer! eren supremacy. and yes, this is a good take. however, may i introduce to you: normie/fuckboy/jock eren with gamer/nerd gf. thoughts under the cut (safe for work, pg-13, also slight snk spoilers for season 3 and up!)
see, eren isnt necessarily a fuckboy. in fact, hes very loyal! he doesnt really think that way about any girls or guys except you. but hes popular romantically and had a reputation for sleeping around before he met you (not that theres anything wrong with that but ya know word travels fast across campus). plus, cmon the dude is in a frat, super hot and has a tongue piercing. he cant blame anyone for thinking he is a fuckboy bc he exudes the energy.
you are kind of the complete opposite. you dont really enjoy parties and you keep to yourself. you're a total wreck when it comes to flirting and your kinda oblivious to whenever people like you. you dont have many friends and are a bigger fan of 2d people than 3d.
either way eren finds you so so so cute. he first approached you at one of his frat parties. your roommates convinced you to come after she said that someone (read: connie) had a dance dance revolution mat, but you kinda just stuck around in a corner staring at your cup once you lost them. he looks you up and down-- your outfit was pretty cute, a short plaid orange pleated skirt, dress shirt, orange cardigan and black beret laying neatly upon your head. and your face... he couldn't help himself but try to talk to you. you were really anxious because wahhh scary sports guy you dont know but he was kinda instantly comforting? in a way? and he was freaking pretty. he looked like a final fantasy character--long haired characters were your type. the rest was kind of history.
a lot of people are shocked when they find out your dating bc you two are so different (some people are surprise eren “dates” at all) but no one dares question your relationship when they see how much eren dotes on you. he has so many polaroids of you in his wallet-- from the many arcade dates you bring him on where you decimate him at almost every game, you awkwardly posing in the hentai section of bookstores, or just candids of you being intensely focused on a puzzle in a game. whenever you guys go out to eat and somethings wrong with your meal, he'll send it back (in a polite way, of course, but hes still assertive.) or if you buy like a figurine and its misisng something hes marching up to the cashier stand for you. he always has an arm around your waist or is holding is hand in yours. sometimes you just cling onto his arm and rest your head on it (hes comfy!!!!! and you are always tired) your both pretty clingy, but you get kinda awkward when you two are around people you know so he just kinda subtly holds you as to not make a scene. its nice. hes comfy.
youve got dual monitors, a pc you made yourself, rgb keyboard, the whole nine yards. all your consoles are up to date and you keep a handheld system on you at all times. you spend most your weekends watching anime and movies and tv shows and your shelves are piled high with books and comic books. eren literally does not understand any of it. when you told him you built your pc he goes "you made all those microchippy things? youre soooo smart babe". when you talk about some of your weirder or more complicated animes he nods along but honestly he gets so lost ("so like, lemme get this straight, the kids dad's wife ate his mom?" "yeah but like she was turned into a titan so she didn't realllllly know it was the dads wife, but like she literally walks past this titan shifter so i think she knew." "thats crazy.") and he will never understand the point of otome games when hes literally right there. he actually has a really bad habit of getting jealous of characters you have a crush on but you just find it funny. sometimes he gets an ego boost when they look like him because even if they look like him he is actually real so they can suck it.
hes rlly supportive tho. erens a rlly passionate person and he loves you a lot so he pours a lot of passion into what you do. if you are into esports/fps games hes cheers you on all the time and does all the raging for you ("BABE THAT GUY IS STREAM SNIPING! HES STREAM SNIPING YOU HEY ASSHOLE STOP CHEATING OFF MY GIRLFRIEND" "eren he cant stream snipe me because i dont stream" "oh i thought that just meant cheating"/"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HER?" "eren its okay i can just report him" "NO NO LET ME AT HIM IF HE WANTS TO CALL YOU A BITCH I CAN CALL HIM MUCH WORSE" "um guys im gonna mute my mic for a second if you need me text chat") if youre into cozy games he likes to watch you play and gives you ideas on where to put things. like in minecraft he makes you put a second bed for him even though he doesnt play and he helps you name all your pets. you get a little less intense with cozy games so you sit on his lap and he lets his hair down puts his head on your shoulder and points at where you should place stuff. he still rages though? this is eren jaeger we are talking about. ("aw, she wont move to my island." "WHAT? who does that little ugly squirrel think she is? you think youre too good for MY y/n's island? i'll shave your unibrow off. then we'll see what island will want you" "leave hazel alone! shes cute!"/"dude that hamster guy with the glasses looks like armin" "graham? what? armin doesnt even wear glasses" "no no look at it more" "oh shit youre right") rpgs/otome games are kinda a wild card with how he acts. if its an otome game and the character looks like him he is more into helping you out because it reaffirms to him that you find him good looking but otherwise he is just sulking and calling them annoying ("princess y/n... i know im just a servant, but i want to be with you forever!" "pft. get a load of this guy. clingy much?" "its romantic! youre jealous.")
one of his favorite things to do with you is cuddle and watch anime. usually he lies his face on your thighs or chest while watching and you play with his hair or he holds you in his chest and you play with one of his hands while the other goes behind his head. he grew up on some of the classics like naruto sailor moon one piece pokemon and dbz but he never got super into it until he started dating you. you put him on to soooo many good shows (cartoons, anime, and live action) hes both a crier and he is a get-angrier(?). he gets mad on characters behalfs and you have to pause the show so he can rant about how annoying someone is or he feels so bad for someone so he has to take a minute because hes tearing up. he likes slice of life anime because the friendships <3 theyre so wholesome and they remind him of him armin and mikasa but he also likes shounen because it is entertaining to watch fights. he gets really into them actually. he also has this really bad habit of whenever there is a character with no parents or a dead mom he goes "oh same" or "welcome to the club buddy" under his breath. when theres a cute couple in an anime you both like guys get matching keychains of them unless one of them dies because he thinks its bad luck. his favorite animes are haikyuu, your lie in april and code geass.
you are equally supportive of erens volleyball career. you know all the rules because sports anime and you actually find yourself really liking it in 3d as well (it is lacking in bromance and screaming but you let it slide). you go to all his games and he always texts you before his practices. has a habit of kissing you before games and one day after he kisses you go "gg ez win" as a JOKE but then they like decimate their long time rival marley university and get into nationals (is that a thing for volleyball idk sports) so hes convinced its because you did your "gamer magic". now every time after getting his good luck kiss he interlocks your pinkies and you go "gg ez win" and he goes “yes.” because to this day he doesnt know what it means (he thinks googling it is like breaking the magic)
okay im gonna stop while im ahead BECAUSE I COULD TALK ABOUT THIS ALL DAY I MIGHT JUST GO AHEAD AND WRITE SOME ONESHOTS....
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Singing In The Dead Of Night Ch 2
Harley and Barman set up a playdate for their wards.
forgive the long post, i'll edit and clean it up when im home. chapter can also be found on my ao3, url in the description.
Harley made it back home, which was actually the manor of some billionaire who only really used the house for tax purposes. Harley had taken it over when Lucy came to live with her, deciding she needed more room, and they quickly changed it to suit their needs.
“Luuuucyyyy, I’m hooooome,” Harley called out to the manor, heading through the living room/gymnasium.
Lucy was balancing on the beam by her hands. “Never heard that one before.” She went into the splits and stayed on one hand.
Harley looked over her form. “Point your toes more...there ya go.” Lucy did as recommended. “I got candy for dinner!” She dumped her stolen lollipops on the table.
“I already ate, Aunt Harley,” she said, “I made extra pasta if you want.” She pointed over to the kitchen, before switching hands and flipping herself over.
“Oh,” Harley said, going over to make a plate, but feeling like ants were crawling in her skin. “You know, you don’t have to call me your aunt when it’s just the two of us,” She said, swirling her fork through the noodles.
Lucy shrugged, “Force of habit. Plus it’s a good idea in general, ya know, in case someone’s secretly listening in or we mess up some other time.”
Harley shrugged her shoulders. “Makes sense,” and it did, but it still kind of hurt. “You can have the lollipops for dessert though. You like cherry?” She tossed her the red candy.
Lucy looked down at the wrapper a second. “Can’t, I’m allergic to the red dye.”
“Oh,” Harley said, silently cursing herself. That was something that mothers should know about their kids, allergies and crap. “Well. Lemon then?”
“Sure!” They traded the lollipops, and Harley sucked on hers between bites of the pasta. Sweet and savory combined, delicious.
Lucy swung her legs as she sat on the beam. “Does...my father have any allergies?”
Harley blinked at her. Did Joker have any allergies? It was hard to say. Even now, Harley didn’t know a lot about the Joker. That’s how he liked it. “Best not to talk about it,” she said instead, “In case of those listening things or whatever.”
Lucy hummed, but didn’t seem satisfied. “Hey,” Harley said, trying to distract her from the ‘dad’ talk, “You wanna go out with me tomorrow?”
Lucy brightened, jumping a bit, “Where are you gonna go?”
“I dunno,” she said, “Go lookin’ for trouble. Let the trouble find me. Punch out a couple people but only if they REALLY deserve it!” And maybe if they only kinda deserved it, Harley thought.
Lucy hummed again, thinking. “I dunno. I think violence often begets further violence, and while it is occasionally necessary, efforts should focus more on the community building and personal improvement area.”
Harley blinked at her. Right, she was a reader, Delia had mentioned that. Not unlike Harley at her age, really, although Harley had focused on psychoanalysis instead of philosophy. “Ah, of course,” she said, “Well, what do you wanna do?”
Lucy thought for a second. “Well, there was this girl I wanted to go inspire to fight her eating disorder.”
“Oh,” Harley said nodding. It was a noble cause, really, but...also seemed really, really boring. “I...sure!” she smiled.
The truth was, when Lucy came out to live with Harley full time, she had really thought they would be a lady dynamic duo, a proper partnership mother/daughter team. But Lucy wasn’t much like Harley. Or, she was but, she was different, a goody two-shoes. Or, a goody tutu. Ha.
More than that, she followed a strange sense of logic that was oddly reminiscent of...Harley didn’t even finish the thought.
“You don’t want to go, do you?” Lucy asked.
“Hmm? Of course I do!” Harley said, “I’d do anything with you sweetheart,” she gave Lucy a wink, then went to the kitchen to hide her facial expression.
She didn’t see that Lucy had followed her until she was directly behind her. “Oh, Jesus!” She said, clutching her heart, “Gotta look out there, sweetie. Almost brained ya!”
“Is Dad like me at all?” she asked, head tilted to the side.
Harley blinked at her. She felt like her bones were shaking inside her skin. “Why would you ask a thing like that?”
Lucy spun a little in place making her tutu swish. “I’ve been reading about him. People think he’s crazy. I mean, he says it. But that’s not what your records say.”
Harley frowned, backing away as though physical distance would get her out of the conversation. “What’re you goin through my records for? What, are you a snoop?”
“They got published after one of your arrests,” Lucy said, “Other people were more interested in the little notes you left in the margins, but--”
“Alright, stop.” Harley said, hand clutching her lollipop stick so tight it might break. “Look, Mr...your father is mean and cruel and manipulative, and nothing like you! He wants to drive other people crazy, and for some people, self included, he succeded. But I grew out of it as best I could and now...you don’t need to worry about him, ok? He ain’t ever gonna know about ya, and he ain’t ever gonna find ya. Got it?”
Lucy hesitated a second and there was something strange in her eyes. Something familiar. “Got it,” she finally said.
Harley lightened, smiling at her. “Why don’t we play a game or somethin? You like Monopoly? I make up my own rules!”
Lucy smiled, “That sounds nice,” she said, all bright again. As they set up the game, Lucy said, “You don’t have to come with me tomorrow, by the way. I can take care of myself.”
“You sure?” Harley asked. Lucy nodded. For the rest of the evening, Harley felt like something was…off.
She slipped the burner phone out of her pocket. She typed, ‘Wanna set up a playdate?’
“She called it a WHAT?!” Damian said, nose wrinkled in disgust.
“Aww,” Tim said, over by the batcave computer, “Little Damian’s got a plaaayydaaate.”
“I will end you, Drake.” Damian snarled, fingers twitching for his sword.
“Enough,” Bruce interrupted the both of them. “Damian, if it helps you can think of it as a mission.”
“I thought I was forbidden from Robin duties for the next two months.” Damian said, arms crossed.
Bruce groaned. “Harley has taken in a ward, her niece Lucy. She has some petty crime charges, but from my recon, she’s not a villain. Harley wants her to spend time with someone her age, and I need someone who will watch over her.”
“Watch out for her, or watch out because of her?” Damian asked, scowling.
“Oooh, good question,” Tim said, still at the computer. “Hey, how come you didn’t set me up with vigilante kids?”
“Because you found them on your own,” Bruce shot back, “Look. Damian, you just have to spend the day with her. Follow her around, help her out as long as it’s not hurting anyone. Don’t let her get killed. Invite Jon if you want.”
“Uggh, Jon’s off world with his Dad,” Damian said.
“Oh right,” Bruce said, massaging his temple. “Why do interdimensional crises have to happen at the worst times?”
“Why is it we need a plural for interdimensional crisis?” Tim asked.
Bruce gave him a side glance to let him know he was coming up on the line that breached from ‘annoying’ to ‘problem Bruce will deal with.’ “Damian…”
“Fine, I’ll do it,” he said, “But I won’t be her friend by you forcing us.”
“Fine.”
They met up with Harley at a neutral location downtown on top of a party goods store. “Hiya Batsy, Hey Bird Boy!”
Despite himself, Damian liked Harley. She was usually of a like mind about which villains did or didn’t deserve to live, but he didn’t tell Batman that. “Harley,” Batman said, “Where’s your niece?”
“Just doin some high-wire practice.” Harley said, “Lucy-goosey!”
From the side of the building, a girl faulted up from where she was hanging on the flagpole. A girl wearing a tutu and white paint. “Nice to meet you, Batman,” Lucy said, “Aunt Harley’s told me….a lot of mixed things.”
“YOU!” Damian said, before he could stop himself, and all three of the others turned to him.
Lucy trotted forward on her tiptoes. “Have we met?” She asked, tilting her head, and looking him up and down.
Damian swallowed. “Uhh….”
“Blackbird!” Lucy said, and swooped him up into a hug, “Oh, I knew you were a Robin, why’d you lie to me?”
“Blackbird, huh?” Batman said, and he couldn’t see, but he knew there was a very pointed eyebrow being raised at him.
Damian, still being swung like a ragdoll by Lucy, tried to gain his balance. “I didn’t...I mean I wasn’t…”
“We’ll talk about this later,” Batman said, “You kids go on, I have something to talk about with Harley.”
“Kids?!” Damian said, offended, especially that he was going to be left out of whatever this conversation was. But in doing so, he left himself vulnerable as Lucy pulled on his cowl to the edge of the building.
“Come on, birdy, whatever color you are. The city awaits!” And she jumped from the roof, grappling on outcroppings to reach the street safely. Damian grumbled, but eventually followed.
Harley looked to Batman, and her face fell. “He’s out there, isn’t he?”
Batman gave one slow nod.
Lucy skipped everywhere. It was very irritating, because it was faster than walking, but slower than running, so hard to keep pace. Also,it was just very perky, which made it hard to sulk.
Lucy claimed she had deliveries to make around town. Something about girls who were bullies in high school and were treating others poorly, but it was only because of the societal pressures that were put on young girls of America and...and thats about where Damian lost interest.
She carried a cartfull of boxes like a damn girlscout, and left them on the girls doors. Damian could have followed in his sleep...except there was something about one of the boxes….
“What’s in that one?” Damian asked as she brought it to the next home.
“Huh?” Lucy said, “Same thing as in all of them, some cookies, a letter, balloons of course and--”
“It’s beeping,” Damian said.
“What?”
Damian didn’t wait any longer, he grabbed the box out of her arms and tossed it as high into the sky as he could, tackling her to the ground. The box then exploded.
Lucy gasped in excitement, clapping her hands together. “Birdy, look at it! It’s fireworks!”
Damian growled, jumping off of her and taking out his sword. “I knew it, I knew you were up to no good.”
Lucy tilted her head. “Whatcha talkin about, Birdy?”
“You--” He pointed to where the box was still smoldering. “You were going to put a BOMB on that girl’s doorstep!”
“I didn’t put that there,” Lucy said, getting up with no care of the sword pointed at her.
“You-” Damian stammered. “What?”
Lucy bent down and picked up a scrap of paper from the ruins. “Change of plans for the evening, Birdy!” Lucy said, “We’re going puzzling!”
She tossed the paper at him and he grabbed it quickly. It read ‘I’ve the tallest of trunks and thickest of stumps, a switch in the breeze, but I’m no tree. What am I?’”
They came quickly to the elephant pasture at the zoo. Damian couldn’t help it, he held out his hand for the elephant. She reached out her trunk and wrapped it around him. He couldn’t help but laugh.
Her baby came forward this time, trotting on new steps. He was already the size of a small horse, but he stole Damian’s heart all the same. He tried to bowl Damian over like a large puppy, and Damian couldn’t help but laugh. “Didn’t know you could laugh, Birdy,” Lucy said, kneeling over a shady patch in the enclosure.
Damian’s scowl returned. “Stop calling me ‘Birdy,’” he said, “You can just say ‘Robin,’ if you want.”
“But aren’t there other Robins?” Lucy said, fiddling with something, “I’d love to call you something unique to you.”
“There’s already a Blackbird, you know.” Damian said, continuing to pet the baby elephant.
“There is?” Lucy asked, “Picking a superhero name is HARD. I’m still trying to get Commedia to stick. You know, like, Commedia del arte? But I’ll end up getting called ‘Tutu girl’ or something if I don’t watch out.”
Damian gently pushed the elephant away, seeing what she was doing. She was hands deep in another box like the one they’d found in her cart. “Careful, it could be another bomb.”
“Fireworks,” Lucy corrected, “and I already diffused it.”
Damian leaned down, looking. She had indeed done so, quite efficiently. “How did you know to do that?”
Lucy smiled, “An uncle of mine taught me. You’ll meet him.” She dug further into the box. “I wouldn’t mind some more fireworks, but I don’t want to scare the elephants.” She pulled out another slip of paper.
“This has all the hallmarks of The Riddler,” Damian said, “We have to be careful. He might have bombs all over the city.”
“Fireworks!” Lucy corrected again, “And, probably. See, we already have the next clue!” She waved the paper and read out “Can you hear me make a sound, only when you are around.”
“Of course you can only hear things when you’re around.” Damian said, frowning.
“But only when someone’s around does it make a...Oh!” Lucy said, jumping to her feet, “An echo! We have to go somewhere there’s an echo!”
Damian sighed, “I have an idea.”
Technically they weren’t IN the Bat cave. They were at a far entrance to it, another end of the cave system. So he wasn’t breaking any rules. “Hey, is that Wayne Manor?” Lucy asked. “I tried to break in there once, but they have some crazy rich person security system.”
“Funny that.” Damian said, trying to seem completely ordinary.
Lucy stood at the edge of the cave and yelled into it. “ECHO!” listening for the echo in return. She skipped into the cave, humming all the way, the sound bouncing off as she went.
“Lucy?” Damian said, following her, “Don’t go too far, there’s all sorts of--” He heard a squeal and rushed forward.
He stopped short, his flashlight falling on Lucy. She waved at him to put it down, squinting. “Look here!” She brushed aside some dirt to find some rusted over metal. “Isn’t it fascinating! This cave system must go on for miles! Maybe people hid treasure there!”
“It’s just the old mining system,” Damian said, truthfully. “It’s all blocked off.”
“That can’t be hard to undo,” Lucy said, intrigued by whatever lay beyond.
Damian grabbed her hand before she could continue. “We have to catch the Riddler. There has to be another package here.”
Lucy sighed, but nodded. She took his arm with the flashlight and swung him around the cave. “Ah! There.”
She took the package and skipped out of the cave. “Careful!” Damian urged. “Come on, just diffuse it.”
“Nope, not these ones.” She tossed the package high in the sky, and Damian saw the fireworks light up.
He felt his phone buzzing, no doubt Tim could hear an explosion out here, not to mention Alfred. They’d come investigating fast enough. He leaped up, grabbing the fallen slip of paper, and grabbed Lucy again to pull her along. He read it quickly and passed it to her as he made his way away. “Even in the city scape, nature comes to take its place.” Lucy read. “It must be the park!”
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“No,” Damian said, still pulling her, “I mean, yes, that is the answer to the riddle, but that’s not where we’re going.” He texted the police to inform them of the location of the hidden package so they could diffuse it, and dragged Lucy away.
The original Gotham Ice Cream shop was one of the oldest remaining buildings in Gotham, although was clearly closed for the night.
Damian saw a flash of green from the kitchens and rushed inside, finding none other than the Riddler standing there. “Stand down, Riddler,” Damian said, holding out his sword, “We’ve got you now!”
Riddler snarled, backing into a defensive stance. “Robin! How did you possibly find me?”
Damian smirked, “The beginning of each clue was clearly spelling out your final location. I-C-E. I didn’t need to follow 5 more clues to figure that out.”
Riddler cursed. “Those clues weren’t for you! They were for--!”
Lucy came skipping up to join Damian. “Hi, Uncle Eddy!”
“Lucille!” Riddler said, immediately warming. “I had so many sights around Gotham for you to see, why’d you go skipping to the end?”
Lucy skipped up to him, and Damian was once again left dumbfounded. “My friend Birdy here isn’t much for riddles, I think,” she said, “Although he enjoyed the elephants! And he knew about the mining carts in the caves, I want to explore those later.”
‘Uncle Eddy’ hugged Lucy, and Damian came to his senses, “THIS is your uncle?!”
Lucy shrugged, “I mean, that’s what I call him. I met him when I was visiting Aunt Harley a few years ago.”
“I heard you had moved to Gotham full time,” Riddler said, “I wanted to be sure you saw the sights. But the bat-brats have to ruin everything I suppose.” Riddler glared at him, and he glared right back.
“I don’t-” Damian started, but cut himself off, “You can’t just be leaving BOMBS around the city!”
“Fireworks!” Lucy and Riddler both corrected.
“Whatever! They’re explosive and they’re dangerous!” Damian hated having to be the safety one. It felt wrong.
Riddler rolled his eyes. “He’s just as much a barrel of laughs as the big one.”
“Aw, he’s sweet, really,” Lucy said, coming over to Damian and linking their arms. “Aunt Harley and Batman set us up on our own little playdate.”
“It is NOT!” Damian said, squirming away from her, “It is NOT a playdate.”
“Uncle Eddy, can my friend Birdy have some Ice Cream too?” Lucy asked, ignoring him.
Riddler and Damian glared again. “Fine.” He pushed his own bowl of ice cream towards Damian and went to get his own. “It’s MYSTERY flavor!”
Damian looked at it hesitantly as Lucy sat down to enjoy. Riddler went back to the kitchen. “It’s coconut,” Lucy said, “But Uncle Eddy likes to think it’s a mystery, so I let him.”
Damian frowned at her. “You’re really weird.”
“Thank you!” Lucy said, patting the seat beside her. “Come on, even you had to admit you had fun today.”
Damian thought about the elephants, and skipping around with Lucy, and watching the fireworks at the mouth of the cave, and seeing her all excited about mining carts for some reason. “Fine,” he said, “But it’s NOT a playdate.”
“Alright, alright,” Lucy said, digging into her ice cream. “Just a regular date then.”
“I--” Damian started, his head exploding with so many protests that he ended up just short circuiting. Lucy continued chowing down on ice cream like she didn’t say anything of importance. So, Damian just sat beside her, and ate his own.
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I think I've figured out the problem with the woman at work who I've been having issues with.
Quick recap (cuse I forget if I even mentioned this before) : I have a policy with Rosie that on breaks and lunch people can approach and interact with her as long as she is ok with it. However, while we are working she knows she is "on duty" and shouldn't seek affection from other people and I've made this clear to everyone who's approached us.
Unfortunately, this one woman (who likes to fuck around and not do her job anyway) has had to be told several times not to interact with Rosie while she's "on duty". We've finally had to just say she can't interact with Rosie at all just so she won't when its inappropriate.
Last Thursday, just prior to her final warning, we were talking before work (so during a time when I was ok with it) and she made several derogatory comments about Pits while also saying Rosie didn't act like a regular Pit. I tried to say that Pits are different than they are portrayed and are actually very sweet dogs. She snarked back "ya, and so are lions and bears."
Y'all KNOW what I wanted to say. But I didn't. I kept my mouth shut to keep the peace. I'm a temp and she's permanent. I know where I stand.
However, one of the other girls (the one that always brings Rosie treats) is not as cordial as I am. She went to the boss and told her what happened. Boss called me into her office to confirm and ask how I felt. I was reserved but did say the things she was saying were inappropriate imo.
So the bitch gets referred to HR.
Fast forward to today (cuse I was off Friday). She spent the ENTIRE day pretending that, not only did Rosie not exist, but neither did I. I said good morning and all, to be neighborly (she sits almost right next to me) but she didn't even spare me a glance. She even took the stairs at break just to avoid us in the elevator.
Which is actually fine by me. I heard shes moving to a different unit next week anyway. But it got me thinking.
Bears and lions actually ARE very sweet and tender animals. At least, they are when their boundaries are respected. Im not saying go out and hug a wild bear or that you should get a lion cub for a pet, hell no!, but you see how they interact with the people who have cared for them and trained them since they were cubs. They really are sweet and even cuddly. And its all because those people know and respect the boundaries set by that animal.
But its a perfect analogy for this woman. She can't see a "ferocious" or "vicious" animal as being anything but a violent killer because she has no concept of boundaries. She is 100% "the rules don't apply to me." She would absolutely be that idiot that badgers a dog thats clearly uncomfortable then cry foul and blame the dog when it bites her.
So if she wants to be petty and pretend I don't exist simply because I want her to respect my wishes and respect the boundaries my dog has, fine. You, a woman twice my age, can act like a child. Ill be over here happily letting everyone else play with my pup on breaks and take advantage of the mental health boost she gives during difficult days.
You can sit in your cubicle and sulk.
Bitch. >>
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HC: BNHA Boys x Reader who is Going Through a Break Up
@Dekulover555: Hey can I get a request so my boyfriend has just broken up with me randomly could you do head cons or a story of the bhna boys as the best freind who was there when he broke up with her and the best freind ends up kissing them and the boys have had a crush on this girl for a long time?
Omg babes Im sorry you had to deal with that, that just sucks I’m so so sorry! I hope these make you feel better in some way- I wrote these as HC and 4 of the BNHA boys for ya! And um kinda forgot to put the kissing part in- but i hope you like these regardless!
Also- that is literally such a crappy thing to do… me and Bakugo gonna beat him up for ya dont you worry! >:(
(RULES | MASTERLIST| REQUESTS OPEN!!! :))
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IZUKU
You and Deku were having a quick study session in his room, him quizzing you on hero terms as you racked your brain to remember the definitions
Your phone suddenly buzzed- making him jump: he was so focused on just you, and how adorable you looked when you were concentrating hard, and the fact he had a girl in his room-kinda startled him out of his over reactive thoughts
You gave him a swift sorry, laughing softly because it was literally written on his face that he was freaked out by the sound, making him blush- he loved your laugh so much
The instant you read the message on your phone, your face just dropped in horror
“Hey I know this is a shitty thing to do but I think we need to break up”
You kept staring at the screen, feeling the world around you crumple- what did you even do? Why was he breaking up with you so suddenly?
Your hand was covered around your mouth, trying to choke back the tears
“Y/n…..y/n!” Izuku asked in a panic, freaking out inside- what happened to you to change your demeanor that fast
“Are you okay? What’s wrong? Please talk to me!”
“He...he...he broke up with me, Izuku,” you sniffled, the tears flowing down your cheeks
Izuku stared at you, completely stunned and full of anger. He was just disgusted he wouldn’t even give you the decency to do it in person, let alone just leave you confused on why.
how could your boyfriend do that to you! You were so kind, and sweet, and so lovable....in his eyes, you were the most perfectly imperfect person and he had fallen for you hard.
“I dont even know what I did-” you cried in confusion, “Did I do something wrong? I-”
He immediately wrapped you in a hug, his warm embrace making you feel more vulnerable (which is good- feelings are valid and Broccoli Boi will take care of u!)
“This isn’t your fault y/n-none of this is. You’re amazing just as you are-he just cant seem to see that.”
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BAKUGO
OH HELL NO BAKUGO GONNA KILL SOMEONE
You and Bakugo were having a sparring session when your phone went off
“You cant turn that damn thing off?” Bakugo grunted out, hating that your attention was being taken away from him
“Sorry Katsu, gotta answer- its my boyfriend,” you smiled, downing a gulpful of water before your answered the phone
All Bakugo did was grunt in distaste- he hated your boyfriend! He found him so annoying
all he ever did was take up his time with you-it seemed like whenever Bakugo wanted to hang out, he was there, ruining the moment
or even worse- you would go out and hang out with your dumb boyfriend instead of him
He always denied having any feelings for you, but he noticed now he couldnt seem to help it- he found you attractive, physically and personalty wise, but also- you dealt with his crap. He knew he was a hand full, but you still kept him in check and were even brave enough to mess around with him, even if he did yell at you.
He just didnt like how much control you had over him, making him flustered and blushing like a damn school girl- and the fact that you didnt even know you had this secret power drove him crazy
“Wait-youre breaking up with me?” you asked in disbelief, your eyes prickling with tears
Did he just hear what he thought he heard? Bakugo picked up his head so quick hearing your voice break, as if your whole body was just crumpling. He had to admit, he was kinda happy to hear it- now he’d finally have his chance to ask you out! But hearing you sound so defeated made his heart race faster and the anger erupt in his chest. How dare he make you feel that way!
Bakugo stomped towards you, snatching your phone out of your hands
“I dont know what your deal is, you asshole, but y/n is one of the most amazing people I know, so dont you ever call her number again unless you want your ass blown out of the damn country!”
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TODOROKI
Todoroki was sitting on the couch,drinking tea and reading a book
He had found one of your notebooks left on the floor, and he of course, instantly wanted to give it back to you
Unknowing to him, you were currently up in your room, Facetiming your boyfriend
Shouto didnt really care for your boyfriend- and for the longest time he couldnt understand why he didnt like him
but then he realized some things- whenever he was around you, he would get blushy and extremely quiet and just seemed incapable of acting normal. He found you attractive and exceptionally kind, catching himself staring at you whenever he could and feeling strange about it, causing a soft blush to form on his pale skin
Thats when he realized he didnt like your boyfriend because he liked you, and he despised the fact that someone had already taken your heart
He knocked on your door, hearing the voices on the other side get more and more frustrated
He heard a slight sob come out of your mouth, and he instantly got panicked
What was wrong?
He knocked on the door again, unsure of what to do- does he barge in there? Does he leave you alone? Does he wait?
In mid knock, you opened the door, your eyes puffy and red
“Y/n-are you alright?” he asked, his face in complete shock and confusion
You shook your head, unable to talk due to the heavy sometimes growing inside you
“Its okay, Shouto,” you practically whispered, “just this isnt the best time-”
He placed a hand on your shoulder, looking at you with those deep, mismatched eyes that made you shiver- they were so easy to get lost in
“Please, y/n, tell me whats wrong.”
He hated seeing you upset- it made him upset, and he wanted to know who did this to you. He wasn't one to act out irrationally, but when it came to you, he would do anything to protect you.
“Its- its my boyfriend. He’s breaking up with me-”
“Hey y/n, where you at?” he heard from the phone, registering the voice as your boyfriend. Immediately, fury formed in his stomach-if he could see him right now- he would have to do everything in his power to hold his powers back from obliterating your boyfriend-
he strided over, picking up the phone, meeting the shocked eyes of your boyfriend, expecting you to come on the screen
“Please refrain from ever calling y/n again- you make her upset and you clearly cannot understand how much of a wonderful person she truly is. If you ever come to try and hurt her again, I wont hesitate to make sure you dont ever do this to her again.”
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KIRISHIMA
Kirishima was walking out of his room, the rest of the class outside as he was the last one to change out of his PE uniform and into his lounge clothes
“Kirishima!”
He turned around, hearing your cry
Confusion was written on his face- you were running up to him, desperate to reach him
Your face was strewn with tears, sobs crying out of your mouth as you called out his name again
“Kirishima!”
Those sobs were destroying him- what was wrong? Who hurt you? Why were you so upset- he had never seen you like this!
He had had the biggest crush on you for the longest time, and seeing you sad made him just wanted to fix everything and make you feel better, because when you were upset, he couldnt help but feel upset too!
You wrapped your arms around him, your chest colliding with his as you sobbed onto your best friend
He instantly shielded you in a warm hug, combing your hair with his palm, letting you get all your emotions out
“Hey-” he asked softly, gently raising you chin with the tips of your fingers, “what’s the matter?”
You sniffled, your face splotchy and pink, “My boyfriend-he-he-broke up with me.”
Kirishima clenched his jaw, feeling anger bubble in his stomach. So that’s the reason your so heartbroken, over that idiot? He was completely dumbfounded on why he would ever break up with you- how could someone ever just reject his amazing y/n?
He wrapped you in a hug again, placing a firm kiss on top your head
“Your okay y/n, dont worry about him. Your an amazing person and he just cant seem to see that. I got you, I promise.”
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pre-elimination thoughts
hello here is a compiled list of all the asks i woke up to this morning relating to the elimination ksdjfks please enjoy
If u see it from the pov of yn like actually that the person yn said “lets vote kook off after he shared his feelings and got provoked abt it” thats gonna hurt koo so much and he probably will completely shut himself off/ maybe even ask to leave the house if sora allows that?😳 and for yall b’s to vote him off!!! I’ll never forgive yall if sora announces that he got voted off fr fr!!!
Listen I’m not trying to be hateful but what did tae give us this week in comparison to JK??? Did he give us a whole scene? did he take the time to set up the gym into an exam room? Give us a sexy doctor moment?? No. He gave us some relatively mild puppy play which is fine!! But i mean compared to everyone else’s scene?? JK needs his moment, needs US on his side! Tae will still have jimin if he gets eliminated but koo needs a moment to shine! #byetae #savejk
I just remembered the elimination is based on sex...i voted the wrong person😞
why are people kicking off hoseok what did my man do
I’m gonna day this once. Vote koo out and I’m coming for kneecaps. There is so much potential there with the Maknae line. Listen hear me out the candidate that would hurt the least is hobi I know he was gonna get booted last week but like he’s the one that is the least emotionally attached to yn ya feel?! And also I feel like this opens up opportunities for him to dick down other members…. not naming names but *cough* jimin *cough* anyways that’s my tea if Jungkook is booted this week Readers …. I’m cracking my knuckles and we’re fucking throwing hands accept there won’t be a Seokjin and Yoongi to hold me back when I push y’all on a coffee table 😤😤🥱🥱👊🏾👊🏾
jimin may of instigated the fight, but jungkook threw the first punch and to me that’s a lot worse
the way it just took me five minutes to vote 💀 and 4 minutes and 55 seconds of those 5, i was just staring at my wall contemplating
Let's try and think with the few braincells we have left fam. Hoseok scenes are the most fun to read bc he is extremely confident and also one of the most experienced in the house. DON'T VOTE HIM OUT. A lot of the others could have a great storyline just hanging out in the house and creating sexual tension and drama. HOSEOK SHINES WHEN HE'S PERFORMING AND BEING A HARD ASS CONFINDENT SEXY DOM. PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU DON'T VOTE HIM OUT JUST YET.
i swear to fucking god i y'all vote hoseok out i'm rioting
People out here fighting for who should get eliminated but I'm here cant even figure out who to vote for cause I love all of them so much,,,, BUT IF ANYONE EVEN COMES NEAR MY BABY JIMIN AND YOONGI AND KOO IM KILLING ON SIGHT -jimin slap me anon
Ngl y’all wish I could vote y/n out 😂😂😂 girl gets into a relationship on a porn show... with 2 guys she doesn’t really seem to even like that much in a romantic way. Idk I’m fine with vmin but I don’t like the poly :/ not because it’s poly just because it doesn’t make sense + it’s complicating a lot of shit. I love the story though so I’m gonna keep reading it I just don’t agree with the relationship. I don’t think she should have a relationship with any of them until the show is over
Aaah this chapter was so good but also a mess 😭 I literally don’t know who to choose, I would actually be the worst in such a situation because I hate making decisions like that! I‘m seeing all those aggressive asks you’re getting and I‘m just sitting in the corner over here instead trying to deal with emotions 🥺 I just hope they’re all going to be alright in the end!!
I sent u two asks already queen and it def shows what good of a job you've done but this time let me be selfish for a second Because these anons are pissing me OFF! I can't believe so many people are in favour of voting Taekook out bro I'm really gonna pull a Kook and fight yall in the living room like UR really gonna break their hearts like that? JKS gonna blame himself for opening up and Tae will be devastated that he cant touch MC since touch is one of his love languages! Yall make Me SIQUE!
im voting tae out bc imo his scene was v plain. I get that pet play is out there n kinky but it was boring. While the hopekook scene with y/n was explosive it felt like tae having jimin there for his scene was a cop out. n then they did their dumb poly thing which should honestly be against the rules. WHAT SNAKES! also ngl but i feel like jimins been such a b to hopekook all the time FOR WHAT! im voting out tae for this week n jimin after. VMIN CAN GO FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE BUNKS FOR ALL OF TIME
Please please please don’t throw JK under the bus, if he gets eliminated his mental state is going to crumble even more than it already did, poor baby boy doesn’t deserve to get eliminated specially if we vote solely on the sex, because this man really went all out with his prompt, he was so diligent with staying in character and all, AND come on y’all did you not read the part in which he was being taken out crying while saying how sorry he was for the mess? We can’t break his heart even more
#kickjk2020 vminy/n for the win ‼️😼
Okay I’m sorry for yelling in my last ask BUT I’d be lying if I said I couldn’t relate to the way jk reacted bc I’d definitely feel the same as him that, doesn’t make the actions he took right but I mean have y’all really never felt that upset and alone before? You’re up against a wall with no where to go dude. Ofc you’re gonna lash out. His prompt was AMAZING he put in so much effort and it was SPICEY. And he felt so apologetic after the fight. He needs more time please:(((( #SaveJungkook
Ok but what i think some of us don’t get is that the elimination vote is from Y/N’s perspective, right? So how in the world will that go down? After all this, her voting Jk off. So, what i’m saying is #saveSora and #savejk
that chapter was so emotionally exhausting 😓 you’re such a great writer but it breaks my heart nonetheless. I guess that’s all I have to say about the chapter. but as far as voting, my choices are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. cause one I want to vote out based off of sex, and the other strictly based on emotion. uugh I can’t decide (even though I know you want it based on sex). my final statement I’ll campaign for is PLEASE don’t vote out jin or joon 🥺 #savejin&joon
I see ask about voting my man Jimin or sweet baby boy jk and even sweet taetae out while I'm here wondering if we can veto yn out 😔 i get her pov but damn im really pissed that she just gets "plant mode on" in situations like this
I’m so sorry for my baby but Tae is the one who has to go, c’mon everyone he is the safest option! He will still have Jimin and he can still have fun with the rest of the gentlemen, and you can’t tell me that he wouldn’t enjoy just watching and/ or punishing y/n when she decides that she can’t keep her hands to herself, HE WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY BEING ON THE SHOW WITHOUT THE SEX WITH Y/N BECAUSE WE’VE SEEN HIM ENJOY SEXY TIMES WITH THE OTHER GENTLEMEN! HE CAN STILL BE HAPPY IF HE GOES
If koo gets voted off I'm actually going to c r y just-
if y’all vote my baby koo out i will personally hunt you down and crack your spine like a fucking glowstick xx
PEOPLE DONT VOTE KOOK OFF. HE LET OFF SOME STEAM NOW ALL WE NEED IS FOR HIM TO APOLOGIZE AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT 😭
PLEASE DONT HURT KOO IM LEAVE THE BABY ALONE OKAY???:(((((((
#SAVEYOONGI WE GOT THE TINIEST CRUMB OF HIS FEELINGS ON THE COUCH WITH Y/N THE NIGHT OF THE THREESOME AND I WANT THOSE FEELINGS TO FLOURISH 👁️👁️
i’m sorry but if we’re voting by who did they prompt the worst you have got to choose seokjin. i feel so bad for him because the thing ab his feelings just came out but the most interesting scene he’s had up until now was the threesome with yoongi. if i could, everyone would keep participating but in this moment, seokjins the obvious choice to me
luckily it wasn’t as many as i thought but still fsdjfkjks phew yall are passionate ;;-;
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INSPIRED BY ELAINE
I think it's time, we confronted the situation in front of us
And I think it's time we talk it out and forget all the fuss
And it is not me.. There just isn't an us no more like Bible class
Our time is up, like sand falling thru an hour glass, in an hour class
You always say you have no clue but surely eNCA, know more
You mad at me, the silent treatment and you call it normal
You're bad for me, I was ur biggest fan - u such a baddie
You're bad to me, I'm your only fan, love it when u call me daddy
I'm sad for you, you hid your "Onlyfans" from me, you dirty
I'm thirsty, right now you looking all sexy, girly, flirty, all nerdy
You're needy, greedy, full of pity, always eating, mouth fully meaty, too demanding, nasty lazy, bitch u crazy
I'm giving, forgiving, plain loving, still thirsty but dripping in sauce
You're tripping, I flick my wrist then flick the bean (BDSM)
You're dribbing, my dick be crippling
You be stroking my penis, asking what my pin is
Bust a nut, wipe a continent from your chest
Yeah, that's what pain is
And then I knew you're not the One
Coz you were never the only one
I don't give out many chances, you get just the one
Party on campus, ur too antisocial, never my plus one
Plus size model, thick mama, BBW, voloptuous, ur curvatious
Luv ur onion booty, it makes me cry & it's more than 1 layer
Yeah im full of games, bstill no player
Dinner for 2, right b4 I eat u up, say my prayer
Bad dream, devils hour, I wake, u staring like, Heya! That's creepy
Okay lemme be real with u, it ain't your fault
I just couldn't be real around you, I couldn't be myself
I was losing myself tryinna please U
My face was your chair, no please U.. I can't breathe
I need air, u don't care, I pull ur hair, that's not fair
Face clean, no make up, take teddy bear, then make up sex
We're role playing, you're now Claire, Blair or Nonhle
Shared my, heart and love with u
I ain't mad at u, we don't c I2I
U & I was both invested, we tested
All that loud in the air, sippin wine we wasted
Danced all night then rested
My place or yours instead
Always kept you interested, kept me well fed
It's lessons learned not time wasted
Why you making me choose between you & the booze
I know you hate how I'm hung like a moose
Getting your creative juices flowing, like your muse
Misuse my tongue, amuse ur lower lips, abuse your sleep
Team nocturnal, feeling your intestine with my external
Loving you all night and day, feels eternal
I'm sorry but I'm not ready for anal
But that pussy imma turn into a canal
You dislike my love/hate relationship with social media
I bring a home cooked meal but all you do is take away
I mean it's healthier and bonus it makes financial sense
Lemme keep my 2 cents, common sense ain't common
That's nonsense, why you so tense? We don't make sense
I still sense your anger from when I tried to fvck ur friend
Then my close friend who's my best friends girlfriend
Yeah, I fvcked up, I own up, let's roll up
That's not tea in my cup, let's go up
Talk at the roof top, "nigga just grow up"
You're yelling, screaming, bout to blow up
I'm cocky, saying shit like I was your glow up
"Hol'up, nigga please just shut the fvck up
You always say you coming but never show up"
"You're right, I'm sorry I left you sick to go drink
I felt like I was drowning until my sorrows' lungs were filled with H2O
Made it up 2 u tho, made you cum 6 times..no? 7 I think, who's counting
You a liability, I'm an asset... I mean it's just accounting
You lack reliability, for your mistakes ur never accounting
You hate my ability to feel everything and still be wholesome
Coz you just wanna feel good all the time
But my feelings be fluctuating, I just won't be faking
Stop tolerating the neglect Im getting
Get liquid with it
Happiness is the yin and sadness is the yang
Sometimes I drink gin, only when I'm with my gang
There's a burn hole on my jean, maybe a ciggie, or dank
But now I get bank, I want no skank that smoke skunk
Has that sank? Yeah I know, I'm a think tank, tick
Talk all you want, but keep it short like tik-tok
Tic toc, times up, take tsek.. tic tac 4 your bad breath
2 these beats I bring death, yeah I take life, no bring back
Break dance & break back, ahead of you like 3 laps
Brick dance coz my money grows while I nap nap
Hahaha gimme 3 claps coz my puns still slap
I'm real black, I'm bout to snap at all this crap
These niggaz decided to call rap
Lame rappers, listen up, sit down and don't talk back
Don't turn no other cheek, clap back or get ur wolf pack
Crack back, don't fight niggaz that look lyk they fap-fap
Or smoke crack crack, with eyes doing a criss cross
Came across many rappers that steal rap lines or rap names like Rick Ross to get their point across
Gamble with your life & hit crap
Lost your wife on my Whatsapp, there's that!
She pole dance in my DM's, she excels
She got a flat tummy till she exhales, but sex sells
She call me Haploid, like sex cells
She's cold like may weather, F Lloyd!
I'm a Record breaker, planet shaker, Constant risk taker
Ask the chain breaker how I stay shining
He'll answer, I stay grinding, on God!
I'm not a smile faker, just a soul snatcher in the fast lane
Wubba lubba dub dub, Rick and Morty
Life and death drive, ask Freud or Boyd
Leading a wild life like Varty, bitter sweet like chutney
I'm bored, so we party in my bed, my bad, honey!
Ass-ass-ass, she clap ass 3 times before 4(play)
Nurse-nurse-nurse, I slap ass tats when we role playin
Looking all photogenic, oops a nip slip on tape
Phat ass on my iOS, like real life
Ass flat on android, that's what they look like
No steroids, my dick big don't nje just
She look at my shoe size and run away at 1st chance
I'm an asteroid not space dust, she came fast
Then I came too, at last, she said out loud
I'm heartless at first glance, til I made her soul dance
Think fast, mouth 2 mouth ur low lips, I'm a medic
Nudes is explicit, is you a nymph or manic?
Nymphomaniac please don't panic
Your style so sick, bout to start a pandemic
We'll playback with your jeans off, relay... ground rules
No replay or pause only gonna press play once
No safewords, whatever works works, word!
Girl you a baddie, and a Pedi, go spoil yourself
Get a mani &a pedi
Dick in mouth, still out spoken, can't put words in mouth
U said I'm a keeper
Silver spoon in her mouth but I still feed her
Feel her up then fill her up, I eat her up
I feed her jollof right before I pipe her, I like her
Never gonna wife her, don't really love her
She's rude like something' crawled up her...
Foul mouth like up yours!
I know around your feelings I should tip toe
It's unfortunate coz I don't tip Joe's (askies jo)
Like excuse me waiter where should I dip those fries, french
Kiss hoes toes, mxwa, Zulu man with a foot fetish, tip toe
Articulate the truth, use tactics lyk rotten tomatoes on bad movies
I'm not perfect, I pose a threat even if a picture's moving
I'm booming, you're blooming... I'm nice nice, ur gloomy
I'm grooming u, like your cult leader
Avid reader, your soul feeder, I'm no people pleaser
I need a lady thats rooted in love and still rooting for me
Unconditional love lyk the kind that died on the cross 4 me
Is that you? No? Then miss me Miss, think I'm gonn miss ya!
Coz now it's
A goodbye to you, I'm thru witchu, it's true I confess
Wish you nothing but the best
Somebody to love you, put you first for the rest of
All the days to come, to you I
Remain a good friend, no benefits just perks
Straight facts, ex lover with strange quirks... You
Are
The
One... Who will be the godmother to my heir
So if I die, you'll raise HIM or raise HER
Erase Her memory of me if it's too painful to hold on to
Make sure he's playful, careful and joyful too
U'll be a good mom, ur delightful unlyk most step mothers
You're a good teacher that's patient but always on time
You'll know what to do if ever my daughter runs late
Scratch that, you'll be a great mother, that's fate
Becoz you're a leader, not deceitful like some bad fathers
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Ep. #4 - “I’m extending a bridge to you” (Zach)
There is zero upside to being captain. If captains are swapped, then I'm basically screwed, and if they pick, then I have to reveal my allegiances to people still in the game. I absolutely do not want to be captain. I'm not crazy about Zach being it either, I'd prefer it to be someone like Kyle or Grace, but if Zach is going to push for it we will see what happens
https://youtu.be/9jTSUqwcuPU
Confessional 7 (Round 3 #2)
Voting out Chrissa was probably one of the hardest votes I've ever had to encountered, and it honestly really hurts. For me, voting her out was the best strategically because we talked the least. And by the time tribal started, I ended up in alliances of 3 with Will & Megan and JJ & Julian respectively. Given the ranking system, we are all expecting some sort of tribe swap, which might be best for my game so long as I have someone else on my tribe with me. However, JJ recently got into a lot of trouble. Stuff about sending nudes because he "perceived there to be consent". Yikes. Apparently other people know about it too, which makes sense because this call happened in tengaged about it. We are thinking he might be removed, but we don't know what's to happen yet. I think most of us are running under the assumption that he'd be voted out next tribal should he not be removed. It's pretty gross what he did, and I definitely won't be aligned with him any longer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTzwD-rR8Ws&feature=youtu.be
I am happy JJ is out of the game, both because he deserves it based on his behavior and because one less number. The tribe challenge has me worried. I hope it is a challenge with Zach representing us, because he is good and it also keeps him a bigger target than me. If it's a swap, I'm very nervous and will probably have to paint myself as being on the outs if I end up in a minority, which would almost certainly happen relative to the other two tribes. No matter what, the backstabbing is probably going to start very soon, so buckle your seatbelts everyone.
Confessional 9: https://youtu.be/WhBt-uWOdEA
Confessional 10: https://youtu.be/1ZbVWE-2AqM
volunteering for the summit bc im bored and wanna just be a bit risky. i feel like if a twist gets leashed upon me, it'll be surface level. Praying for the best!
Tribe Summit - https://youtu.be/46NdXf1N37U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeX4PKTjQlw&feature=youtu.be
https://youtu.be/96RCT99DDWI
Confessional #8 (Round 4 Confessional #1)
Contents: JJ's removal, the summit, Kyle's removal, new tribe.
Holy shit so we've had a tribe swap and two removals. Both kinda shocking and completely out of the blue what had happened. Oddly still not the craziest thing I've seen done on either end of org playing but still. So far with the new tribe I feel I got the good end of the stick with zach and Collin and myself staying together for the most part kinda wish we had all stayed together because of you know being out numbered by returning players there's the enitial Holy shit fuck I'm screwed feeling but so far the tribe seems pretty cool. Which is odd and weird from what I've heard for Tumblr games from my understanding they're the more cutthroat game but so far everything has kinda been predictable in placements just as an outsider looking in but ya know. So far I'm really enjoying Abby she seems pretty cool and like I could work with her for a while but yeah that's all for now
post swap BIG boy confessional
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyooK5AHp1Y&feature=youtu.be
https://youtu.be/6IrXzJm6qNk
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https://youtu.be/MoJSBeUUdWQ
https://youtu.be/CSKB4qzvWU0
Group Confessional #1
Catching up on Each other's games and preparing for what the swap has in store for us
Uhm hi so a lot has happened and I'm sorry I didn't do confessionals before describing it all but yah
-Not sure if I did a conf for the last round but basically the challenge was more flash games (yay fml) and my tribe flopped yet again (yay)
-We decided to vote out chrissa unan but chrissa apparently voted for me so that was cute, already breaking my goal of not getting votes so early THANKS CHRISSA
-Then JJ got removed from the game for sexually harassing ppl which is NOT COOl but then my tribe was down to four members and thats just sad luv
-Then there was a random ass ranking for this summit thing and i was like wtf i dont know but I kinda figured id be getting voted as the team captain for my tribe which like eeeek could potentially put a target on my back but also i like these people and i think they like me so i'll just accept it
-turns out the other tribe captains voted in were Johnny and Zach and I was like well thats cute tbh i think i like both of them (i have been on zoom calls in friend groups with zachary lately and although he is pretty quiet he seems like a nice person) (and i think i know johnny from a sequester mini before and hes a brother of aepi which is basically the partner fraternity to the sorority i was in called aephi and so were basically connected by greek life blood because hes a pi and im a phi and yas Jews
-Okay anyway i volunteer to not be a tribe captain because 1. i didnt want the blood on my hands for picking a tribe (memories of svalbard ahhhh) and 2. i wanted to be on johnny's tribe hehehehe. so i did that and then i let johnny pick first and guess what!! he picked me first on his tribe!! even before anyone from his og tribe!! i thought that was weird but really cool
-the new tribe seemed pretty cool and chill and i thought i was digging everyone BUT THEN
kyle makes fucking COMMENTS ABOUT JEW STEREOTYPES and i was like SIR and i kinda missed everything in the heat of the moment but basically kyle got removed and im not surprised he did because to my knowledge, i already know of three fkn jews on our tribe (benji me and johnny) and we have a jew host so like why kyle would make comments like that is beyond me but WHY DO I KEEP GETTING PUT ON TRIBES WITH CRAZY PPL
-anyway right now i adore johnny and i want to work with him i feel like he and i vibe so well together and we are already planning on making a stoner alliance with abi and jay from his OG tribe lmfaooo
-i also like grace and julian on my tribe and benji so far is really cool and isabelle is a sweetheart so i really just hope we dont lose the next challenge and have to vote someone out because i like these people so far and i wanna get to know them more
-this has been a really mentally difficult week both in game and in real life and im sorry i havent been doing more confessionals but ive really just needed a huge break due to everything thats been going on
I've locked in a five person alliance with original An (Johnny Isabelle and Benji), plus Adam. Johnny I'm connected to with Trace, Isabelle and I somehow both go to Georgetown, and I like speaking with Benji. I don't know how this alliance interacts with original alliance, that's future me's problem, but I really like this group
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If Megan “may have accidentally” found out information from the other tribe, then I “may have accidentally” decided to shift the target onto her. Somebody not purely abiding by the rules of the game is somebody I won’t completely trust
So JJ and Kyle both got removed. OOP!!! Now to figure out how messy this game is gonna be. Will Will and I be able to play middle for our first tribal and get to choose between returnees and newbies? hopefully. More on that scoop later!
https://youtu.be/vGd9Ik49CmU
Confessional #10 (Round 4 Confessional #3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stpzz7-cKUg
Confessional 11: https://youtu.be/ad2R99H1g1k
https://youtu.be/PjodrB6CgLo
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https://youtu.be/y0n7YKB0EF0
NOOOOOOO HOW COULD WE OF LOST we had everything planned i do feel kinda safe I've talked to abby mostly and i think i have a girls alliance in the works with her but for now being the only two female identifying people on the tribe. We have to pull in some boys but we've got our old tribe mates which lucky for me is my main alliance from that tribe not having Michael is a big yay because love him but pretty sure he was planning on flipping on us to work with some people from the an tribe but ya know it is what it is and hopefully this is the only trival Council we have to go to and hopefully from the sounds of it it's Eric going home so hopefully that's the case and i don't end up voinv home because FYCUCJUCK THAT SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9YueU_paNg&feature=youtu.be
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Of the players left on my tribe, I think Megan is the biggest threat to my game, with many cross-tribe ties. Last night, I began laying the groundwork with Johnny of eventually making her the target, without expressly stating my desire to vote her out. We'll see how this plays out, but I want Megan out first
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From the other tribe, I badly want an original An to go. It takes away an option from the Ans on my swap tribe and locks them in more with me, while preserving my options. On the flip side, a Triforce member going is the worst case scenario for the exact same reason as above, this time benefiting original An. Original Enlil going is fairly neutral
https://youtu.be/7IpJ1SC2ah8
So we lost :( It really sucks bc i put more effort into my lip sync than I think I ever have before. And of course with losing comes tribal, the first tribal for some people on my new tribe. I don't think I've done a confessional since we swapped so I'll just run down how I feel about everyone.
Monty/Abby - Just gonna bunch these two together since they were on my original tribe. While they weren't in my alliance, I bonded with them like I bonded with everyone on An. We made an alliance immediately at Ea and I feel real good about facing this swap with them. Part of me does worry they knew about that original alliance and they'll throw me under the bus though.
Will - Okay so I was completely blindsided by the fact that I already knew Will before the game! We played at least 1 ORG together and I remember him a little bit from just being in the community. I feel like I've really hit it off with him again and working with him feels natural. He was the first one who threw Cameron out as a vote to me last night and a lot of people really latched onto that plan. So he's definitely charismatic and influential.
Eric - I've known Eric for quite some time actually. He's someone who's very easy for me to trust. Like I really hope I'm not getting the wrong read on him but he just feels honest in our conversations. He did kinda suck in the music video challenge tho LOL so I feel like he could be in danger if we go to tribal again.
Cameron - They're who I'm voting out tonight. I've had no contact with them outside of the tribe chat at all. And our interactions in the tribe chat I just feel...idk like every time I talk they give me some snide remark. Zach even told me that Cameron barely spoke to him and Collin on their original tribe. So it just feels easy, if a bit TOO easy, like I'm scared it's secretly me somehow. So I guess the upside to anxiety is you never get blindsided cuz you always think it's you.
Zach - I've been talking to him more often these last few days and he is wayyy smarter than most 15 year olds I've interacted with. He knew it was Cameron immediately when I started talking to him about the vote (Though I suspect it's because Will told him). He's told me more info about his original tribe than I really thought I'd get out of him. He's basically telling me that it was Zach/Collin/Kyle vs. Cameron/The rest of the newbies. So like it makes sense that he's willing to just let Cameron go. However this situation is worrying because Zach's position is almost EXACTLY my position in a game I played very recently (703 San Andres). I've seen firsthand how a competent duo in the minority can upset the majority if just one person in that majority makes a mistake. So I'm not gonna promise Zach anything just yet, I don't want him to sell me out. But I would like to see him stick around even if we lose another time.
Collin - Okay I REALLY like Collin. He's super nice, he basically compliments me every time I talk to him. Which is nice, but I know he's playing that social game. And he's playing it WELL. I think if all goes well at tribal, then I'm gonna talk to Collin about really working together going forward.
Basically my overarching plan on this tribe has been to make sure that if my name comes up, there will always be someone to shut it down. And I really feel like Collin, Monty, and Eric would especially keep me safe.
Cameron left.......it sucks, because it takes away my options, but among the Enki's it is the least bad scenario, since I was closer with Collin and Zach. I don't hold it against them for voting against Cameron, do what you gotta do, but I am nervous for them. I'm not throwing any challenges or anything, but I hope they survive, and I'm less nervous about myself losing than them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kWts3h2n9s
hi hi hi so far so good on the Ea tribe! i dont think anyone know about zach and i so we're remaining in the clear hehe (he has been a little difficult to corral tho)
i feel like im making good connections so far so hopefully ill remain utr and if we go back to tribal i wont be a target, and if we dont i hope the other tribe takes out a big target for us
Have I mentioned that I love winning? It's just so great that nobody knows me and Monty are working together and we're subtly pulling the strings - Jay thinks he came up with Cameron's name, great he's the mastermind now and we can target him. Collin and Zach want to form a four with me and Eric - great, that keeps me and Monty apart so nobody will know and we can still vote separately. Eric's an easy target for everyone so we (Monty) just get the other returnees to target him (if we lose again) and then I can use that to flip Eric on Abby or Jay and it's just... so delicious. It's so easy to take everyone out one by one when nobody knows that you have a solid F2 already.
https://youtu.be/CVG2Z_-XjBM
from this past round
https://youtu.be/yMGLsGhv6wc
Confessional 12
https://youtu.be/ylahV3wyXrs
Cameron voted out 7-1
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Favorite Character Tropes as Wish Fulfillment?
I wrote that title after I analyzed this stuff because I realized a thing about myself I was unaware of. I always get attached to the Same Character. Like, they are literally the same person in different stories. And I want to know why. So I did a little digging and thinking and all that good, good stuff.
Here are a few examples of my typical favorite character
Charlie from Lost
Virgil from Sanders Sides
Philip from Travelers
the Doctor from Doctor Who (specifically 10)
Klaus from Umbrella Academy
Stiles from Teen Wolf
Riley from Sense 8
Cisco from Flash
Peter Pan from any version of this story
Jim from the Office
Peter from Heroes
Merlin from Merlin
Will from Hannibal
Felix from Orphan Black
Chuck from Chuck
Josh (the werewolf ) from Being Human
Jessica from Jessica Jones
Castiel from Supernatural
Loki from Marvel
Skylar from Heroes
Sherlock from Sherlock
Zuko from The Last Airbender
Killian from Once Upon a Time
I could probably find more but you get the idea
General similarities seem to be:
out of 23
21 are male?
15 have some type of addiction/problem they have difficulty controlling? (drugs, attention, adventure, eating people, killing people, ya know, etc)
17 have a secret
‘neuro-divergent’ in some way? (ADD, PTSD anxiety, depression, something? the kids are not alright)
All 23 have grey morals (probably chaotic good-ish? they all would break the rules for a good reason or get what they want)
19 have a crappy homelife/large tragedy in the past
20 have ‘superpowers/special ability’
18 are physically weak in appearance
18 are Underdogs, underestimated but actually powerful/very intelligent?
7 have a redemption arch
17 have dark hair lol
18 have a sarcastic, sense of humor
14 talk too much
mostly white in one form or another :/
So... why?? Why do I tend to like these characters more than others?
male. I am female and there are a few female characters that I LOVE. They happen, but, in all honesty, they are far and few in between. Wonder Woman, Jessica Jones, Hermione, Rey, Riley, Rory (Gilmore girls) Perhaps it is the way girls are often written? I like Jessica Jones because she is a hilarious mess and I relate. Same with... all of the ones I like, actually. They have that grey-moral vibe of real people, but lack the sexy Cat Woman, I’m-so-bad-I-can-kill-you-with-my-massive-butt-and-boobs?? Thing?? yeah? how unfortunate. They are small breasted or, at least, that is not drawn attention to too much. Could it be. holy moly, ya’ll. could it be I like women characters when they’re written... like people? like. like, as if girls are screwed up humans! not objects?? isn’t that incredible.
srry but not srry
an addiction. now, why do I tend to go here? Its a kind of a painful trope. They always go back, and back and back again to what we know is horrible for them. Perhaps there is enjoyment in watching the struggle and seeing them inevitably win their struggle, whatever it is? The strength to conquer the darkness within themselves and do the right thing. It might just make you think you can conquer your own battles?? Maybe I feel like I can relate in some sort of way, going back to old habits, struggling to be the person I want to be. Year after year of the same new year goals...
a secret. This is honestly just a nice trope and its neat, fun writing. Creates tension, and it is usually connected to the addiction. You get invested in this secret!!! It builds up to the inevitable discovery of that secret and the aftermath and all the reactions of their friends. (merlin, Will graham, chuck, etc.)
Neurodivergent. I think this is just me relating to these people. I have bouts of depression and anxiety and am currently researching the possibility of having ADD (thats a whole new weird thing idek) so this is just something that I think I see in myself.
Grey-morals. Again. This is my moral alignment, shocker. So, again, me relating to the characters. Also, characters that obviously have flaws are just well-written, well-rounded characters? No one is actually Clark Kent. characters that seem perfect either come off as plastic and fake because real people do not act like that, or they come off as kind of creepy?? because they must have some darkness lurking beneath the surface (when this is done on purpose, i actually like this quite a lot. Rose Quartz is an example of a character who seemed perfect on the surface, but as the show moved on, is revealed to be a Real Disaster Queen. she isn’t evil, just kind of a brat, but that redeemed what seemed to be sloppy storytelling because it was realistic)
Tragic past. This is just something that authors give to Disaster People to justify their screwed-up-ness. Course, not all of them had tragic pasts, but something bad happened to all of them (except Jim from the Office I think??, but then again, that is a sitcom...)
Special Ability Again, wish fulfillment. Not even gonna lie. I often feel powerless and out of control, this Freaks Me Out. I think there is comfort in seeing the ‘little guy’ (aka le me) having with a BAMF hashtag
Weak And once more on Relatable-Station. This is in connection with relating to feeling and looking powerless, but finding comfort in the secret strength these characters have whether through supernatural means, superior intelligence, biting humor, a quick tongue, etc.
Underestimated the cap on this trio. The last 3 points could be summed up as one thing. A weak, underestimated person actually has some secret strength. These characters might just be a coping mechanism I have to deal with feeling weak and overlooked and powerless, whether or not those feelings accurately portray reality. I wonder where those feelings came from in the first place.
A redemption arch This trope is often a result of having grey morals. These also help deal with feelings of inadequacy or guilt in the reader?? It makes you think, if they can be loved, surely I can. (i am really dragging myself in this post, which was not the plan lol but here we are)
Dark hair/brown hair. I have dark hair, I also wanted black hair as a child and found it very beautiful. Also, I think the dark hair goes with the personality trope as a Screw Up. Not gonna lie, messy brown/black hair on boys and girls, honestly, but the short messy thing, is great. and when they go evil for a bit and the hair gets Extra Messy?? That. That’s. Good. (for reference see: Stiles, Killian, Peter, Virgil, Loki)
Sarcastic my flavor of humor. this is turning into the realization that we do, in fact, like characters we relate to the most. I thought that might be far fetched because I’m ‘nothing like’ these characters, but let's get real. They’re me but as a cute boy or girl.
Talk too much This isn’t me. but This is who I want to be, I think. I’ve always struggled with anxiety about being the quiet one while my brother was so much better at talking, making friends, etc. so this is, again, wish fulfillment. i swear i didn’t think this was going to be this self-indulgent but i obviously was wrong
White They aren’t all white. Zuko is Asian. Cisco’s actor is Columbian American. But that’s... thats a really small amount of diversity. Like, I’m concerned. (when i say white btw, I don’t mean just American or British or whatever, because there are characters on here that are from all over. I just mean overall white-looking for the sake of this analysis)
So, First Hypothesis: prejudice is very ingrained and even with good intentions, i could be subconsciously avoiding characters that are POC??? If this is all a ‘projecting myself’ thing, then I relate to white people the most? Im sure im screwing this up, but i’m not gonna chicken out and avoid this because thats what I’d usually do to keep from dumbly saying something offensive, but if I dont address a problem, then no one is getting anywhere
Second Hypothesis: Its been known the fiction industry as a whole has a problem with representation,,, I don’t want to discount me being white, but I don’t think this is just me and my tiny entitled butt. There probably isn’t as much access to that type of character for POC. How often do creators have well-rounded, stick-around-for-a-long-time, flawed, funny, sometimes-problematic-but-well-meaning characters that are also POC? not often enough. Maybe it’s not always on purpose. But because of ‘Diversity Points’, character development might get pushed aside, and then the character’s personality becomes Their Race, which is... a crappy way to build a character? The industry has a hard enough time with diversity in general. Maybe people just don't write POC as that type of character. Which makes characters like Cisco unique. I’ve never even thought about that... Good on you, Flash writer crew.
let's fix this??
need more Ciscos???
if any POC feels inclined to call me out on my bull or give their insight (only if you want to, of course), pls do.
In conclusion: this was interesting, and it makes sense, I guess, why people like different types of characters if their favorite characters are projections in one way or another of them. I’m not saying that we all relate to our favorite characters, but me, because I have this weird, dozen or more of the same type of character that I love, it might be reasonable to assume there’s something about that character I see in myself or wish I saw in myself? Anyway, an interesting thought. What do you guys think? Do you see yourself in your favorite characters?
This has been an honest essay that got too long. I wish I was as invested in writing school essays as I am in Tumblr posts.
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Holly fucking shit that transition from sad max to fighting campers im already dead.
HARRISON FUCKING SAID BEAT THEM OH MY GOD.
AHHHH NERRIS N O!
OH MY GOD NEIL NEIL THE TRIO MIDDLE NEIL GOIN THE FUCK OFF OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY ARE ALL SO MAD AND MAX IS SO SAD!
OH FUCK NO DONT SPLIT THEM NOT MY BABYS
FEW THINGS.
1 NIKKI "does that mean we all have to split up" HEARTBREAK SHE LOOKS SO LODT
2 NEIL DOESNT WANT TO LOOSE HIS TWO BEST FRIENDS
3 MAX IS ANGRY TO HIDE HIS EXTREAM HURT MY BOY IS LOOSING THE ONLY PLACE THAT EVER FELT LIKE HOME LIKE HE BELONGED THERE
4 SAD DOLF SAD DOLF N OOOOOOI
5 PRESTON MY BABY
6 sPACE KID
7 HARRISON AND NERRIS LOOKING AT EACHOTHER FEARFULLY AND REALLY SAD THEY LIKE EACHOTHER! THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY WANTED TO HUG AND ITS CLEAR THEY MAY BE FRIENAMIES BUT THEY ARE B E S T FRIENAMYS THEY DONT WANNA LOOSE EACHOTHER
MAX DOESNT WANNA LEAVE DAVID. MAX IS BROKEN OVER LOOSING EVERYONE!
awwwww neil doesnt want science and nikki doesnt want adventure they all wanna stay h o m e
M a x hes so hurt hes hiding it with apathy and anger and his two best friends just wanna stay together and c l i n g
MAX NO YOU HURT THEM SO BAD NIKKIS SO SAD AND NEIL... HE GOIN OFF
NEIL ADORED THEM AND HES SO HURT
NIKKI "by max." SHES SO FUCKING A N G R Y I HAVE NEVER SEEN SEATHING RAGE IN MY GIRL BEFORE IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!
Awwww max feels so bad. PLADDY MAX WAS ABANDONED BY EVERYONE
OH fuck cambell. Max gon die
CAMBELL HOLLY FUCK HES HAVING A BREAK DOWN AND GIVING MAX A T A L K
MAX LOVES THEM HE DOES HE WANTS HIS FAM BACK
OH FUCK CAMBELL HAS ISSUES WITH THEM
Cambell knows max because he waaas max. But max is becoming a better person.
Max juet help the fucker.
AHHHHHHHGHHH DAVID WAS HOPING HIS SON WOULD STAY HE L O V E S HIM!!!!!
D a v i d how l o n g.
DAVID H A T E S CAMBELL DAVID PROTECT THE BOY
Awwwww maaaax boy
"Yeah yeah were all pieces of shit but the cambles are the worst!" ACCURATE MAX
Max golly fuck.
L m a o david doesnt even care that his phone is gone long as max is who stole it.
Gwen looks so dead inside. She fucking hates this job because doing all that work for the kids made her stressed as fuck yet fuffilled and happy. Shes desprate for pepole to need him.
"Its ok if you dont wanna get involved so-" "FUCK THIS JOB!" god she fucking screamed it. She h a t e s how boring it is.
AWWWW SHE LOOKED DOWN AND HAS THE MUG DAVID GAVE HER AND SAYS YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT I AM SHE WANTS HER CAMP PIZZA FAM BACK SHE NEEDS HER CHILDREN!!!
Oh my god QM JUST FUCKING JOINED ON SIGHT DAMN I LOVE THIS
Oh my god iT MY BOY AT MAGIC CAMP HEY HARRISON also he doesnt look as good in blue...
Max scared him thats so cute.
OH MY GOD HARRISON IS SO HURT MAX YOU MANIPULATOR FUCKING SHIT YOU KNEW THAT WOULD WORK
HARRISON MY BOY GO OFF HE IS SO MAD THEY PLAYED TEA WHISTLE SOUND AFFECT I LOVE IT
Also i bet hes pissed bc hes the only one wiTh REAL magic and they make him o the same fucking tricks every day so he dont learn shit
AHHH HARRISON MISSES HIS FRIENDS HE THINKS ALL OF THEM ARE HIS FRIENDS AND HE LOVES THEM
also dont mind me im using this as more fodder for my davod adopts max and harrison au because they act like brothers
"OH It seems i have freaked my own mind." "tada"
I love this
Hairrison is d o w n for ir HARRISON BURNED DOWN MAGIC CAMP OH MY GOD
He looked so proud of himself too they are sich brothers
"What is Samboy Kidwell doing here?" "Shut up Harrison... Good to have you back."
AHHHHH MY BABY NERRIS LOOKS SO UNHAPPY SHE DIDNT LIKE IT THERE AND JOINED IMEADITLY I LOVE IT!!!
Little bitch fucking laughs as the camp b u r n s.
I love Nerris.
AHHHHH HER AND HARRISON GLARE BEFORE HE SMILES AND OFFERED HER A SEAT BY HIM AND SHE JUST SMILES AND TAKES IT Y E S SHE MISSED HER RIVAL BEST FRIEND!!!!
Lmao Erid just fuckin bailed and joined. P r e s t o n oh my god he bailed and sat with dolf give dolf a f r i e n d
Omg space kid pressed the red button and ruined space camp YAS MY KID
Omg nurf OMG he kicked a guy in the nuts and got "Hey thats aginst the rules!" nurf "Rules?! Lets burn this fucker down."
GWENS SO PROUD OF THEM FOR FUCKING SHIT UP!!!
OH MY GOD WHAT DID NIKKI AND NEIL DO I LOVE THEM BUT HOLLY SHIT!
GWEN SAVES HER BABYS OH MY GOD HOLLY MOLLY YES
Omg they are so mad at max. Omg all of them hated their new camps y e s.
Oh my god cambell is the problem child of the company y e s
Oh my god he got them all cambell wtf
MAX YES OWN UP QND APOLOGIZEd
OH MY FUVK THAT ENDING Y E S
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Every single thought I had while watching The Kissing Booth:
- Elle and Lee were born on the same day and have been life long friends HAHAHA WOW THATS TOTALLY REALISTIC. But also I’m trash for it bc they have such a sweet pure friendship :,)
- MOLLY RINGWALD YAS
- Wow the actress that plays Elle actually looks like she could be in high school and i appreciate that.
- Awh, Lee is cute. But Noah.... HOT DAMN. I can see why Lee and Elle have rules. Noah’s so hot tho it probably wouldn’t stop her if she ever got the chance lol.
- Her pants ripped so she had to dress sluttier.... Ha ha.
- OMG THAT GUY GRABED HER BOOTY
- OMG NOAH GOT IN A FIGHT FOR HER
- THERE IS SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT BC SHES YOUNG AND NAIVE IN THE WAYS OF LOVE AND ATTRACTION.
- Awh Lee drove her to her date 😭 THEIR FRIENDSHIP :,)
- AWH he took her to their dance place to cheer her up AFTER SHE GOT STOOD UP 😤
- HAHAHAHA NOAH TELLS BOYS HE WILL BEAT THEM UP IF THEY DATE HER. THE SEXUAL TENSION IS BUILDING. IM EXCITED. But also nervous for Lee 😬
- Awh she plays sports and is herself and rocks who she is :,) cute :,)
- I don’t exactly hate the OMG girls, but they are the hardest part to watch. Like they are what keeps reminding me that this is a cheesy teen romance. So OMGs= Eh
- Okay Noah and Lee’s house is ridiculous and high school parties are not like this. But high school boys also don’t look like Noah, so I’m moving on now.
- HE STOPPED HER FROM DOING MORE STUPID THINGS AND TOOK CARE OF HER DRUNK HAHAHHA LUV IT
- OMG THAT AWKWARD ROLL AROUND WITH THE CURTAIN AND HES NAKED AND SHE SAID SHE TOUCHED IT HAHAHA THE SEXUAL TENSION IS FUELING ME.
- THE OMG GIRLS AGREED TO DO THE KISSING BOOTH BUT WILL NOAH?????? THE PLOT THICKENS
- Oh god Elle asked him to do the booth one more time and they argued and now they’re one a bad note. MOMENT OF TRUTH TIME WHAT HE GONNA DO?!
- PPL ARE BLOWING LEE OFF AT THE KISSING BOOTH NOT COOL.
- Oh wait, it worked out for him!!! And now he’s holding her hand and leaving early?? 😂 cool!!
- Oh great ELLE is the one working the kissing booth now. AND GUESS WHOSE UP?!? NOAH!!! And she’s announcing that she’s never been kissed oh god 🙃
- THIS KISS!!! And they just keep kissing!!!! In front of the entire school!!!! And everyone is clapping!!! Clapping bc of all that passion HOT DAMN.
- Oh god wait. Everyone saw it so Lee is gonna find out. OH NO LEE 😭 he is a tender boy and I really care about his feelings.
- Okay well that could have been worse, but he was def more upset than he let on.
- It’s about to rain she guess who strolls up on his motorcycle to save the day and take Elle home. EVERYONES FAV BAD BOY NOAH!!! Great 🙃 this will lead to nothing romantic LOLOL.
- UGH NOAH IS SO HOT. HIS FACE HIS BODY AND HES IN THE RAIN AND HE SAYS ALL THE RIGHT THINGS 🙃 KILL ME.
- I don’t really like the height difference though, Noah is SO much taller than Elle. But the tension and romance- I’ll live with it.
- HAHAHA Elle is making a pro and con list I love her.
- High school beach drinking party. Ha ha ha ya totally.
- Noah almost walked away from a fight after he jumped in to save Elle YET again 🙃 but I’m glad he didn’t because that guy was a douche lol. SUCK IT WARREN.
- He just said he fell for her HAHAHAHA.
- He took her to his spot :,)
- Oh wait, ARE THEY ABOUT TO HAVE SEX?!?? BEFORE SHE TELLS LEE!!! Oh god, this is gonna end terribly.
- THEY HAD SEX IN FRONT OF THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN HAHHAHA!!
- I took a twenty minute break from watching the movie because I FOUND OUT ELLE AND NOAH DATE IN REAL LIFE HAHAHHA. Their movie relationship translated to their real lives, and their real life relationship is honestly ten times sweeter, but it’s fine I’m fine :) also in real life Noah is Australian and he’s only 20 years old :) still fine tho :) okay back to watching the movie now.
- This love montage :,) but also it’s funny and i love the song love grows where my rosemary goes.
- OMG LEE THINKS NOAH HIT HER IM SHOOK. BUT ALSO SHE HAS THE CHANCE TO TELL HIM SO SHE BETTER. OH WAIT HAHHAAH THEY JUSY GOT CAUGHT AFTER SHE LIED. Great :-)
- Lee is heart broken 😭😭😭😭
- LOL OH HEEEY MOLLY. Time for some girl talk.
- Wait just like that Lee is gonna forgive her? Wow. He is too good and pure for this world. Elle needs to be counting her blessings everyday.
- Oh god i hate her prom look.
- This prom has a live band? Yo, what year is it?
- DONT YOU FORGET ABOUT ME HAHAHAHA YES!!!! This is also amazing bc molly ringwald is in this movie.
- The kissing booth is at prom, here comes a full circle moment.
- I want you to know, i actually laughed out loud when Noah told her he loved her.
- Oh god she wants to be with Noah but Lee is happy she rejected him. Oh god I’m stressed.
- Okay they had like a two second argument about it and now he just accepts it??? AGAIN LEE IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD.
- Oh Noah, we always want the bad boys- AMIRIGHT LADIES?!
- Omg he didn’t turn around for a final wave!!!!! Wow that actually really surprised me. The ending wasn’t cheesy!! Wow I’m very shook.
- Okay it’s late and I’m emotional and i wanna be in the middle of a Lee and Noah sandwich. THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK- Goodnight and goodbye
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FLIX FROM THE NET
Bird Box, 2018 (dir. Susanne Bier)
SPOILER WARNING THERE WILL BE SPOILERS DONT READ IF U HAVENT SEEN IT YET AND WANT TO
[TW: SUICIDE, MURDER, VIOLENCE, BLOOD, GORE]
well fuck its been a while!! happy new year y’all hope u had a Fun and Safe time!!! i for one was at a party where we started playing Shrek at exactly 10:39 PM to see if Smash Mouth’s hit song I’m a Believer started playing right at midnight and to my utter disbelief and elation it did!!! move over times square ball drop a new arbitrary way of celebrating the start of a new calendar year is here and it involves a large green monster with a scottish accent who really loves his onions (#me am i right ladies)
WELL ANYWAY heres a fun new series ive been thinking of starting cause ya girl watches a lot of netflix movies and has many opinions about them. i think i’ll do a separate post about the whole Netflix Original Film trend in general and how its changed the film industry at a later date but since i just watched the above movie not too long ago i wanted to get all my thoughts out there right fuckin now!!
netflix is without a doubt the OG king of streaming services, they were really the first to get the ball rolling and then dozens of other companies scrambled to latch onto this money train while it was rolling on the tracks full steam (or should i say.... stream EL;KGHS;EKFSH; please end me) ahead. it started out as a rental subscription service where u could pick out three movies at a time to rent and then they were sent to u in the mail (like blockbuster but now you never have to leave your house ever again to get that sweet sweet rental content). and then the decision was made to actually start online streaming, no physical DVD’s required! ISNT TECHNOLOGY GREAT
well whoooo boy this shit swept the nation, people couldnt get enough of such a convenient and relatively affordable service and netflix started really raking in the dough. and at some point they got rich enough to say “hey fuck it!!! lets make our own movies baby!!!!” and here we are now with Netflix Original Movies and TV Shows, which means a new player has entered the movie game in a very novel and innovative way. why pay money for a movie ticket and leave your house to go to a theater when cool new movies are being released on a subscription service u already own to watch movies you already know and enjoy? and then u can sit butt-ass naked in ur bedroom alone stuffing ur face with cheese puffs like an insatiable cheddar beast and see something new and fun and interesting
ok so. Bird Box. here we have a movie based off of a book (so i guess this also counts as a Book Movies review but I DIGRESS) starring hollywood powerhouse sandra bullock, featuring Supreme Lesbian Overlord Sarah Paulson and Resident Crazy Old Man John Malkovich, directed by a relatively unknown but competent female filmmaker Susanne Bier (who also directed Things We Lost in the Fire in 2007, a moving drama starring Halle Berry). this one definitely has a lot of proimse compared to what netflix has offered so far in terms of their original movies (im gonna get into Dumplin’ at a later date cause jesus christ what a mess) and i went in with pretty high expectations
did it deliver??? well uuhhhh yeah sort of i guess!! we got some pretty strong performances from our leading lady bullock who really does deliver it every time, a few strong supporting roles like newcomer Trevante Rhodes of Moonlight fame (his energy on screen is just so compelling and soothing), not overly obnoxious child actors which is really all u can ask for, and overall a solid story.
now heres where i gotta say that i couldnt help comparing this film to another movie of its kind, directed by the notorious M. Night Shyamalan. y’all remember The Happening? cause i remember The Happening. i remember that it was total shit and that the twist was that it was the fucking plants making everyone kill themselves. the PLANTS. and i also remember mark wahlbergs dumb-ass confused face that he used in every single shot no matter the context, im AMAZED i remember zoe deschanel in this movie cause she may as well have been one of the killer plants with how little she emoted, and i remember mark wahlberg yelling at a fake office ficus and apparently i was supposed to be scared while watching this clusterfuck.
the way that this movie was described to me by friends who had seen it before me was basically that Bird Box is a slightly better The Happening, and no truer words have ever been spoken. we basically have the same premise going on here: unknown force is causing people to off themselves, our lead(s) have to try and find a way to escape this unknown force without even knowing what it really is, and theres some sort of “sanctuary” they gotta try and get to (which is a common plot point in really all apocalyptic and post-apocalyptic films). now whereas The Happening’s rules for this scenario make entirely no fucking sense (how in the fuck are u supposed to be able to out-run WIND???), Bird Box has some rules for dealing with this Unknown Thing that make slightly more sense. when u open ur eyes while outside, the chance of the Thing making u kill urself in some horrific way is extremely high, so wear a blindfold when ur outside and keep all windows covered when ur inside. makes sense! thats something i can believe and get behind which makes me more immersed in the story!
unfortunately like The Happening there are still some little things that kinda dont make much sense and take u out of it. apparently some people when they see this unknown entity dont wanna die, but instead find it absolutely beautiful, which makes them want to make everyone else look at it to see how beautiful it is. and its insinuated that these people are mentally ill or have some sort of psychiatric issue. i get that this adds more stakes to the situation and ups the ante, but it doesnt really sit well with me that once again, mentally ill people are the villains in a horror-type story. and i also dont really understand why theyd then wanna go around and make other people see the thing?? unless the thing has them in a mind-control state or something and is making them do its bidding but that seems kind of a weird thing for an all-powerful evil formless entity to do.
and that leads me to the next issue i have with Bird Box. if ur gonna have an apocalyptic scenario where people do something as serious as kill themselves due to an unknown cause, it almost seems a little cliche and cheesy to have it be some sort of mythical celestial god-like or demon-like entity thats doing the damage. i actually really liked where The Happening was going with its source of all the chaos being something naturally made, like the Earth deploying some sort of self-preservation mechanism or something. the idea of that to me is actually loads more frightening than some invisible boogeyman that u cant look at. and then Shamalamadingdong had to go and make it stupid by saying that it was fucking plants trying to kill people by releasing pheromones or some shit. like why cant we have the best of both of these?? something naturally-occuring that maybe has even happened before in the planets history (maybe it wasnt a meteor that killed off the dinosaurs after all??), that isnt FUCKING PLANTS, and that doesnt do cheesy shit like make ur eyes turn grey and bloodshot and like whisper to u telling u to take ur blindfold off (i swear that happens multiple times it was pretty silly)
thats another thing, this movie’s tone is all over the place. there are some moments where a more light-hearted tone is needed to break up the tension, for sure, but it almost as if the writing and dialogue werent really taking this serious of a story as seriously as they should have. weirdly placed jokes are all over the place, there were some moments where the dialogue made me cringe cause it was so awkward. bullock’s character gets to have some good breakdown moments which help bring the tone to the level of somberness and despair it should be at, but all the other supporting characters dont really get the same space to process whats happening to them, so it kinda comes off like they arent really affected by, say, their wife throwing herself into a burning car right in front of their very eyes.
overall i’d still say this is a worthwhile watch, especially considering its a netflix movie. if you’ve ever wanted to see a not-as-horrible version of The Happening that has some deeper metaphorical stuff going on about motherhood and family and shit than this is for you. the production value is overall pretty solid (though when it comes to cinematography i actually prefer The Happening from an artistic standpoint) and sandra bullock knocks it out of the park. go check it out if this seems like something thats up ur alley!!
ok bye for now hopefully it doesnt take me six months to write another review but we’ll see!! my brain is a mystery and time is an illusion HAPPY 20-BI-TEEN Y’ALL
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JOINING UMA
JOINING UMA PART TWO (2)
HARRY HOOK X READER
SUMMARY: reader has a run in with Maleficant. What will ever happen ???
WARNINGS: swearing, violence
WORD COUNT: 2352
"Great! You won't regret this" said Uma, clearly happy. "come to the shop tomorrow at 12 noon and I'll introduce you to the crew. Also can I've my sword back?" Uma finished, and I handed her the weapon. I trusted her. " Also, I hope we can be friends. I need a girl as a friend in my life." Uma said, and I grinned and nodded. I then left the ship to train harder than ever at home.
*THE NEXT DAY*
"Alright everyone, listen up. This is Y/N Cheshire Heart, she's my 3rd in command now. Give her shit and I'll see to it that you will be swimming with the killer sharks." Uma shouted to our crew. She stood down from the table and said to me "can you go to the docs and do some training with Harry? I need you to know how to handle the crew and also how to train the newbies" "Yeah, I'll get my training gear and I'll head over there. See ya Uma or should I say captain."
I teleported home, it's my favourite thing, teleporting. I got changed into my gear again and went to the docs to meet Harry.
"Ah Lass, yer here" said Harry, clearly waiting for me. " Yes I am, now, let's start shall we?" Harry nodded and tried to teach me how to navigate, which I told him how to do really. He tried fighting me, but I won easily.
"Wow, I really didn't expect you to be so good" said Harry, dumbfounded that I beat him. "Well then, I'll just teach you how to control the crew. A reputation helps, and you've quite a name out here. Shouting and threats are good too lass. Also, holding a sword to someones neck scares them into listening. Thats all, i think. You can do whatever now." "Then see you around Hook." I smirked and went to leave. "call me Harry." I heard as I walked off.
*Several days later*
I love being on the crew, and my job is to scare, I mean, train the new recruits. I find the best way is to teach them to street dance. They learn perfection, precision and flexibility. Also, it's takes the expression "wanna dance" to a new level.
I haven't seen the hook boy, harry in a while. I don't know if I like him or not. He's really sketchy. But damn his accent turns me on, and those abs?
*IN UMAS SHOP*
It was just after training so I was wearing a sports bra, a leather jacket which was left drapped over my chair and leather pants. Uma and I were talking about how much the shop was making, and I was doing the math behind it.
I was calculating how many portions of chips were sold in the last month and I felt a hand go under my sports bra. I quickly punched the asshole in the jaw and then realized it was Harry Hook. "Very handsy for someone who has a hook instead of a hand" I spat wanting to beat him up.
Uma jumped up and shouted, "WHAT THE FUCK HARRY?" and slapped him in mouth. " She's half naked, is that my fault?" Harry shouted. " Are you fucked up in the head?? Did I tell you to do that?" I shouted back, hating that son of a bitch. " I was training and wearing gear, not a sign that says 'FUCKING TOUCH ME' am I?"
I stormed out of the shop, ready to kill anyone else who talked to me. I went to blow off steam by a hardcore training session. It's the best way on the Isle without killing anyone. I trained for hours and finally wanted to go home.
*2 WEEKS LATER*
I was training new recruits and Uma shouted "Y/N! Can you pause for a minute and come here?" " Ok so pair up and spar" I told the trainees and went off to Uma "come with me to the ship" "whatever you say, captain."
I got the the ship and I followed Uma to her quarters where Harry was sat inside waiting. " I've something to confess." Uma said nervously.
"Aye."
"Go on."
"A few weeks ago when Harry stuck his hand up your bra... Well, I kinda spelled him so you'd hate him because your both into eachother and both oblivious and I didn't like the idea of my left and right hand together so I wanted to stop it happening." Uma said quickly. I felt furious, but remained calm, Harry on the other hand, had no intention of hiding his emotions. He looked livid. I just said "what the fuck" and let Uma explain further while Harry started shouting at Uma, wishing the rath of Davy Jones upon her. "Shut it Harry, let her explain" I said, wanting to here more. "I want to explain my side lass. I didn't know why you hated me, or why I had a huge bruise on me jaw. So Uma told me to stay away from ye and that ye hated me. So I did." Harry explained. "Well I should explain my side. I was sat in the shop and you came up and put your hand up my bra and I punched you in the jaw. I told you that you were handsy for someone who carries round a hook and avoided you ever since. Influenced by Uma." I explained my side. Now everything was cleared up and I said after a minute of silence
"captain, can I punch you?"
"Yeah I deserve that"
so I punched the girl across the mouth. "Harry, do you want a turn?" I asked. " Can I Captain?" "Go ahead" so Harry punched her in the stomach.
"I'm..... Sorry. Am I forgiven?" Asked Uma, sadness in her voice. "yeah i can't hate you. Your forgiven." And I helped her up and said "sorry for the punch. Harry? Do you forgive Uma?" "Yeah I can't hate me captain. And sorry for the punch." "Thank you guys and again, I'm sorry. I'll leave you too. I'll pick up on your training Y/N" Uma finished as she left Harry and I.
"So? The infamous Harry hook has a thing for me?" Harry looked panicked. "Well, do you have a thing for me Lass?" "If you insist to know, yeah, I do." And I leaned in to kiss Harry and he quickly understood and kissed back. I felt like sparks flew and we pulled back and I blushed slightly while Harry was full on tomato faced. It was cute. " Yeah Lass, I've a thing for you too."
*A FEW MONTHS LATER BROUGHT TO YOU BY LAZINESS*
I was in Harry's room on the ship and he said "It's 8:30, time to pretend we hate eachother." Harry and I hate that we have to pretend we're not in a relationship. It's not a thing on the Isle. Here, love is weak. "why bother" I said. "our reputations? Umas rules?" Answered Harry. "Fuck it. I'm going out onto this ship and I'll scream that were dating. People are afraid of us Harry. They give us shit, they die." I said exasperated. "I'm so sick of this faking. So I won't fake anymore." "Sounds like a plan Y/N/N"
I walked out onto the deck and shouted "IM DATING HARRY HOOK!" Aand Harry shouted, " IM Y/N CHESHIRE HEART!"
We ran around the Isle holding hands, kissing and stealing. People overlooked it really.
We were walking down Mals turf, and Maleficent came out and people ran for the hills. We just kept walking.
"Stealing candy Mal?" You heard the voice of the 'evilest' of them all. "I'm so disappointed. What are you two doing?" Maleficent shouted at us. "Walking?" I replied. I'm not afraid of Maleficant unlike most people on this damn island. "No you two are hand holding. Why?" Maleficant snapped and Harry looked like he was ready to kill. I said "Har, calm down, I got this." I was furious this bitch cared, but I tried to keep my cool and told Maleficant, "because we like each other? Because we're teens who aren't afraid of you? Because we're dating?"
"There is no dating on the Isle." Maleficant stated. "It's not common, but it's also none of your business." I snapped back, getting sick of this. "You fools, emotions are weakness. You will die easily on this Island. You are to be punished. Knuckleheads, got them!!" "You wanna go? Bring it."
The two gaurds came at me and I helicopter kicked one in the face and punched the other in the stomach. Then Maleficant shouted, "Get them, vermin!!" And the core four or core bore I call them, ran up to fight me and Harry. I was taking on Mal and Jay. Harry was taking on Carlos and Evie.
I jumped up and punched Mal in the mouth. I kicked her in the back and elbowed her in the stomach. She was out cold. Then I flipped Jay over my head and punched him in the jaw and stomach then kicked him in the balls. He was on the ground crippled. "Anyone else?" I asked. " I, the evilest of them all shall fence you." Said Maleficant, confident she could beat me. "Your on" I said and Harry and I drew our swords. "Just you princess." Maleficant attempted to mock me. "Sit down Harry. Its my fight." "But Y/N ho..." "HARRY SIT DOWN" I shouted. Harry saw my eyes glow deep blue and sat down.
Maleficant got a sword from somewhere and we began. She was better than I was expecting, but I was still much better. She slipped slightly so I put my sword to her throat. " Evilest of them all you say?" I jeered. I was enjoying this way too much. "When this barrier breaks, I swear, you'll be gone to Hades." "Nope because when the barrier breaks, you'll be great friends with him." I then punched her in the mouth to knock her out. It worked.
"Harry get over here." I called to Harry. He immediately ran over to me, dumbfounded. I lifted Maleficant up over my shoulders and brought her back to the ship. Uma wasn't on her shift today, so we were guessing thats where she was.
We got to the ship and went to Umas quarters. We walked in and I said, "Uma, do you want revenge on Mal?" And threw Maleficant on the ground. She didn't stir. "What?" Said Uma, and got up out of her hammock. "Who did this?" Uma asked, a gleam in her eye. "Your looking at her." I said. "How?" "Well, she was shit talking me and Harry and had her servants and Mals little gang fight us. Then she got me to fight her. I won. I brought her here and I plan to lock her in a cell, send a message to Mal to meet one of us at the chip shop. We armwrestle but before we make a deal. Mal wins, she gets mommy back, if she loses, we take what ever we want from her." I finished, smirked and Uma was shocked. "Yere so hot when ye scheme Lass." Said Harry, then he said. "Wheres the first aid kit? I want ta check Y/N over."
"I'm fine Harry, how about you?" I asked, he replied" Fine, Lass, just a few scratches." "Harry, those"ll get infected, come over here." Harry strolled over and I muttered an intacation that healed every one on the ship. I learned that one from an old spell book. My eyes glowed deep blue, like a storming ocean, and they died back down to Y/E/C. I felt better that every one was healed on the ship. But Maleficant woke up. I didn't plan on this so I quickly punched her in the jaw and forehead when she made to stand. She fell back to the floor.
"Well, do we have any free prisoner cells?" I asked Uma and she smirked then said " right this way, madam." I heaved Maleficant onto my shoulders and we walked down to the cells. I threw Maleficant to the floor of the cell and locked the door. "Shall I deliver the message to Malsey dearest?" "Yeah go ahead" said Uma, Harry followed me out of the prisoners gully, to Mals hideout.
"I failed ye, princess." Said Harry out of the blue. "What?" "I let you take on Mal, Jay and that other bitch, I failed ye. What if you died?" Harry rambled, disappointed in himself. "Harlan Hook, you can never fail me. The day you decide you hate me and tell me you never want to see me again, that's the only way you'll fail me. We both know I can take on those three bitches, Mal, Jay and Maleficent. I love you Harry." I told him, with a softened expression. "I love ye too, Lass."
We arrived at Mals little den and we saw Evie. She's too like her mother, I thought. "So, where are the rest of your street rats?" I asked. Evie was startled and said, "Why would you want t-to know?" She was very nervous, and I told her "Because we need to talk." "They want you dead." Evie informed me. "90% of the people on this Island want me dead, I'm used to it. Take us too them." "Fine, but if they fight you, it's not my fault." Snarked Evie, and she started walking. Harry and I followed, hands firm on our swords.
"We've got company." Shouted Evie as we walked near the four, all looking beat up. "Heeeyyyyyy." I stated with scarcastic inthusuasm. "Not in a hospatable mood? I'll cut to the chase then, Mal will come to the Chip Shop at 2 a.m if you want to see mother dearest alive again. Don't be late." I told them. Harry and I bowed away from the four. They looked stunned, I had to grin at this.
(A/N) Part 3 r nah ?????
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College!Bangtan
College!Bangtan 0/?
Kim Seokjin:
acting major in his senior year
top of the class
world wide handsome
everyone’s prince charming
low-key a cuddly 5 year old
but high-key acting like your mom
and probably besties with your mom (rip jungkook)
kind and always helping to everyone
teachers and profs are his best friend
i bet some female teachers have a crush on him (who wouldnt just look at him)
not really a social media person
but when posts
its usually something about his friends or family
probably a special occasion or an achievement
and boi he will not be shy to show off the ones he loves
lives with his roomie for life (aka Min Yoongi)
currently trying to get a role in the national theatre to start career
but he already starred as a model in Namjoon’s design projects
currently single bc he has to deal with so much shit his dongsaengs commit (and probs need to fix it)
Min Yoongi:
composing major (*cough cough* obviously)
sleeps through entire classes
tho he’s low-key a genius so he can get away with anything (min yoongi jeonje jjang jjang man boong boong)
raps, sings, produces music, writes lyrics
and excells at every one of them
basically the favourite student of everyone
even though he somehow managed to sleep through 3 entire classes and even when a completly different group was in having a test, and because of rule violation he was the first person to get detention in university
like ever
lives with world-wide-handsome-roomate-for-life (hint: Jin)
mean baby
sarcasm at level savage100
but can be a soft squishy (especially around Hobi)
has a secret crush on his friend
who became his muse and writes music about, but no one knows who is it
(except GeneralHobi and SpyJin)
Jung Hoseok:
dance major (i wanna be in the same class as him asdfghjkl help me)
when i say top of the class im not kidding bc the boi got em moves
and everyone loves him
like look at that sunshine
his hoobaes ADORE him
(i think everyone has a secret shrine for him at home, bc girl i do)
the teachers often ask him to subsitute them
even in older classes bc he’s so good
won many competitions
and always practicing for one
filming his own coreos on YouTube under the name HopeOnTheStreet (sounds familira huh?)
roomates with his fashionista fellow 94′ liner (Namjoon)
back to his hoobaes
doesnt matter girl or boy, this guy is so many people’s crush i dont have enough space to list them
low-key has a crush on one of his hoobaes in his dance team
but high-key not admittin this to himself
so he’s like
‘no she’s not my crush, i dont see her that way‘
but always glancing in her direction in any given moment
(someone help this boy)
Kim Namjoon:
fashion/designing major (idk if this exists but it will exist for now)
he’s such a fashonista
his #KimDaily is such a big hit (pun intended) not just among students at his class
models like a BOSS
but everyone loves the dimple selfies he has (im so soft for his dimples help me)
high-key genius
not kidding this boi could school the kids at the science building
low-key everyone’s tutor
but only tutors people he knows
so rip those poor girls all over campus trying to get his number (guess they have to fangirl their ass off on instagram aka me...saveme.mp3)
loves photographing even though he breaks everything
(not the photographing stuff tho bc that shit is expensive)
tho Jungkook is his personal photographer
lives with his 94′ liner hyung (Hobiiiii)
probably will be an editor at a high-fashion magazine (bc he’s a genius and has a great sense)
also someone who is head over heels for one of his hoobaes
he was melted at the exact moment when the cutie patootie freshmen (who didnt know her sunbae was the fashion star of the whole university) asked him to take a picture of them for their portfolio
help this boy he’s whipped for her :’)
Park Jimin:
also dance major (i mean look at dem moves)
is the most adorable person you can find on whole campus
and bish is he a graceful dancer as hell? (the answer is obviously yes no matter what your opinion is)
he dances all the classics, but favourite is contemporary
high-key great at hip hop
basically lives in the practice room
no joke this kid earned a locker in the practice room
all his teachers melted by his adorableness
though acts like a savage teen on 3 cups of coffee when around friends
but he’s still adorable you cant deny that
part of trouble line
always cleans the mess his roomate aka best friend aka soulmates for ever aka Kim Taehyung makes
if you havent guessed he lives with Tae, and they are like best friends since high school (bc Jimin helped his ass not to fail history)
is a thirsty hoe
but more discreet than the maknae
but they are together always on look out for da ladies (wink wink if ya kno wat i mean)
Kim Taehyung:
fashion/designing major as well
designs and makes his own clothes
saves money for gucci (sorrynotsorry but its true)
role model for everyone at his class
he and Namjoon taking pics of their outfit for ever
if you want to hang out with them make sure to come an hour late maybe they will finish their mini-photoshoot by that time
all about them high-fashion
you’ll see this boy walking down the hallway like its a fashion-show
everyone thinks he’s cold
but in reality his the softest human being
some would say a bit weirdo but weird-fashonista-boy is the new bad boy (emirite?)
is friends with everyone
even they only spoke like 2 sentences they became friends period
lives with his soulmate (aka softie 2.0 aka Park Freaking Jimin [i cant swear bc of this goddamn tumblr monitising smh])
probs the most fashionable on the entire campus
looks for eternal love like in fairy tale bc this boy is living in his own
is fan of art (thats how he met Jungkook)
is a trouble maker and he’s always ready to gossip and spill tea with Jimin (or anyone else of his “friends”)
part of trouble line (obvy)
Jungkook is still mad at him for breaking his door, that Jimin had to fix
Jeon Jungkook:
art major (the boi is a real talent)
as i mentioned before, constant doodling (errday everyday)
pranking his hyungs 25/8
lives with his hyung by blood bc too broke to have his own place
obsessed with photographing as well
Tae and Joon made him their bitch when they found out about that (poor boy and his love for taking pictures)
Jin always babying him bc he’s one
trouble line leader
loves arts and repects artists and subaes a lot (met Tae at an art gallery how adult is that)
half-lives at the Vmin residency
but not letting them into his place since Tae broke his door which Jimin fixed for him
obssesed with social media (especially Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat)
wink wink follow him at j_jungkook97 (its fake yall before you attack me for playing with your heart)
wingman of Jimin, also wingman of himself
he’s one hormonal teen still
so thirsty (no and this time i dont mean myself for him thank you)
but still single bc lowkey he wants a more serious relationship like his brother’s
but highkey just wanna smash (you’ll here that sentence a lot more form now on...)
(a/n: these are my edits but the pics are not mine; cr to their rightful owner; i found them on Google :P)
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Sabriel Shamchat
This is a conversation between Loki and yourself, Sam Winchester.
Loki: YOU ARE BENEATH ME
Loki: MORTAL
Sam Winchester: 0-o
Sam Winchester: Gabe?
Loki: goddamit
Loki: how'd you know
Sam Winchester: Just guessed
Loki: dont tell Dean, im trolling him in another window
Sam Winchester: Nice
Sam Winchester: he deserves it
Loki: He's all "nono please dont turn me into a seaslug"
Sam Winchester: *laughes*
Loki: Im all "die bitch"
Loki: heh
Sam Winchester: oh gosh
Loki: hey man, i gotta ask you a favour
Sam Winchester: Sure anything
Loki: if i randomly...oh i dont know...get stabbed by my evil brother
Loki: u gotta clean my browser history man
Loki: like completely wiped
Sam Winchester: Got it
Loki: nada
Loki: and maybe my desktop as well
Loki: also my documents file
Loki: and anything labelled 'sexy moose', thats gotta go too
Loki: its just...uh...recipes
Sam Winchester: But Im not going to let you get stabbed by him but I will delete everything but Sexy Moose I will have to look into
Loki: nononononono
Sam Winchester: kidding
Loki: HAHA
Loki: UR HILARIOUS
Loki: AND THEY CALL ME THE TRICKSTER GOD
Loki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sam Winchester: Of course they do *chuckles*
Loki: So, how's the hunting going?
Sam Winchester: Good, We are on a break right now
Loki: wow, u actually thought i cared? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Loki: hahahaha
Loki: im so lonely
Sam Winchester: Gabe....
Loki: Yeah
Sam Winchester: Your a jerk sometimes
Sam Winchester: *but I love ya*
Loki: Hey, its a living
Loki: wait what?
Sam Winchester: What?
Loki: you just said...
Loki: love...
Loki: ...
Loki: HAHAHAHAHA
Loki: YOURE HILLARIOUS AGAIN
Loki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sam Winchester: *Wasn't kidding*
Loki: hahah....
Loki: ...ahem...
Sam Winchester: *Your hot*
Loki: you...you think so?
Sam Winchester: nods
Loki: I mean like...my human form or...
Sam Winchester: Your personality is hot
Loki: It...uh...w-well
Loki: I thought you liked...not me. Like that girl, Sarah or Sasha or something
Loki: She was your type right? I'm kinda different you know
Sam Winchester: After you showed up I wanted you
Loki: Really?
Sam Winchester: Really.
Loki: Maybe its just coz im an angel
Loki: and you think admiration is love...yeah thats it
Sam Winchester: No, Your funny and I like that
Loki: This isn't funny anymore Sam
Loki: Please, just stop the joke
Sam Winchester: Gabriel, I genuinely like you. Will you go out with me.
Loki: Is Dean putting you up to this?
Sam Winchester: No he's not
Sam Winchester: Im on my own with this
Loki: Wow, ok, so, date?
Loki: I mean, I don't usually do this you know
Loki: like im one of those 'hit it and quit it' kinda guya
Sam Winchester: I know, but please?
Loki: Okay, but we need to lay out some ground rules
Sam Winchester: Sure
Loki: rule number one: You throw away any shirts that aren't plaid
Loki: that shit is sexy
Sam Winchester: All I own is plaid
Loki: rule number two: Sarah or Sasha or something cant come
Sam Winchester: done
Loki: That stanky bitch cant come
Loki: rule number three: Mexican food
Sam Winchester: Accepted
Loki: Alright then, uh, you got any conditions
Sam Winchester: Not really, Just no cutting my hair when I'm asleep
Loki: Ditto on that one
Loki: My hair is fabulous
Loki: So does that mean, you know, you plan on sleeping with me?
Loki: Just sussing the situation out. Knowin my place.
Sam Winchester: Normal sleeping(with clothes) yes
Sam Winchester: the other sleeping depends on you
Loki: Me?
Sam Winchester: yes
Loki: Don't put that in my hands Sam. I'm an immortal soul of heaven, I tower over you're world, I've seen humanity and its best and worst.
Loki: Your life is so short
Sam Winchester: Don't care
Sam Winchester: Are you a bottom or a top*wiggles eyebrows*
Loki: Top, obviously
Loki: Though I prefer in a closet or against a wall. YOLO.
Sam Winchester: *blushes so hard face is deep red*
Loki: You are too cute I hate you
Loki: Stop making me want to give up everything to be with you
Sam Winchester: *Hands bag of lollipops*
Loki: *cuts out grace*
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im crying not only bc of your amazing writing, but bc i was scrolling thru my dashboard and i saw you answering all these asks about new rules and i’m so dump thinking that you set up new rules or sthg, i didn’t understand it so i read all those asks and fucking spoiled myself kmp, but on another note yOU FUCKING ROCK OMG NEW RULES IS SO AMAZING I LOVE IT 💘💘💘
Anonymous said:I'M LOVING NEW RULES SO MUCH just wanted to show my support. i love your writing in general don't get me wrong but new rules is messing with my heart and it's amazing
Anonymous said:Hi! I just read both parts for "New Rules" and I loved them! If this goes in the same direction as Dua Lipa sings (I guess it will) it sounds like it'll be very interesting. I love how everyone in the story is human, not just good or bad, you know? 90% of fics would've made Mijoo the stereotypical barbie bitch, but you didn't and I was pleasantly surprised! I also feel very identified with the OC. I really want her to open up and discover who JK really is, whoever that is. Keep up the good work!
jabaelashit said:Hey! i already wrote you a message on one of your posts but i just wanted to say that i am feeling so skabakks right now, I can't stop thinking about new rules and i'm torn between crying or crying but w angsty. I hope oc learns her worth and can understand she's just as amazing as mijoo, even better if we're talking about morals but oh well people fuck up:( I'm glad she forgave her but I hope she distances from her cause that gurl ain't having the same respect for the friendship as oc/1
jabaelashit said:and i also hope she gets to tell jimin her feelings not to like make him break stuff w mijoo, but to let him know she hadnt seen the note and to release some pressure and feelings cause oc bottles up so much and i just want to go and hug her and don't leave her until she understands shes fucking badass and cool and that the way she thinks is 👏👏👏 lu you've made me feel such a diverse amount of emotions i don't know what to do w myself anymore, your writing is amazing! love love loove you❣/2
Anonymous said:Hey!!:) idk if this is the right place to send compliments cause im really new to tumblr but THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR FICS. Tbh I'd buy it if you published a physical compilation;)
Anonymous said:Wow for the longest time I was searching your old username; idek why cause I’ve known you changed your username and have been keeping up to date with you LMAO this is what being sick and delirious does to me. ANYWAYS! Hope you’re not too down with the crazy anons your story is great and I’m thankful for the dynamic characterizations you create! It makes it so much more interesting cause you create many characters with depth!!
Anonymous said:Can I please just have your writing talent? The OC is just so real, and that moment when she's deciding what to do with Mijoo, and what she actually says at the end.... I can't actually put my thoughts into words. I'm legit stunned by the sheer amount of emotions I felt reading the second chapter. I genuinely adore the banter between JK and OC, I personally prefer people to be more direct with what they want, so I already appreciate them, but also Jimin's convo with OC... (1/2)
Anonymous said:Jimin's convo with OC... Idk about these other anons going off on Mijoo, I was more thinking 'why didn't Jimin chase the note?' and then he would have had his answer then and there. But that might have just been me... And also, thinking back to it now, when JK said 'I need you' and OC repeated it back to him like super softly, like she was surprised oh god, okay, my heart is breaking even more for OC now, idk if I'm reading too much into it. I love you Lu, I hope you're well, and happy! (2/2)
Anonymous said:I love your fics so much!! The sass is real esp with jungkook 😂
Anonymous said:Anyways do ya thang hunny ✨ Keep wrecking me with your writings 💞✨💞✨💞✨💞✨💞✨😩
Anonymous said:Read part 1 of New Rules and was like yeah thisll be fun, I'll have a great time. Then I read part 2 and ended up shedding some real tears at the end?!?! LU WHAT THE...... But really though its so nice to read a fic where the OC values friendship. The idea that its always girls against girls makes me sad.. we should be sticking together!!
Anonymous said:so... surprise surprise, dis gon be about new rules 😂 but I really wanted to thank you for adding so much of the oc's inner dialogue, and making her such a character in the first place. a lot of fics do not portray ocs with more defeatist attitudes, but yours does and I was glad, because I could finally relate to a fic :) also, coming back to the inner dialogue thing, it was so in depth that i could really feel what the oc was feeling, what she was going through. it was amazing ❤️ thank you!
Anonymous said:Man this is one hell of a good fic i’m highly anticipating the next chapter!!! Even though it seems like traditional frat fuckboy x ‘i hate frat bois but ye i’d fuck u’ type of girl it still is in a way a little different i just can’t quite catch how but nonetheless it’s amazing!!! Keep up the good work babe
oceanjoon said:ok so ur newest fic new rules literally is so real n relatable !! like honestly i understand seeking physical comfort in people u dont care about wen u r feeling down/insecure to validate urself n it just rlly hit home
kyarybunny said:Lu. At this point I have so many compliments to give you I can't really form it all properly. But I really am enjoying New Rules and this plot you're breathing life into! It's a different facet of your writing and I love how you can interpret every character's actions in a few different ways. Thank you for continuing to write and I hope you enjoy writing as much as we do reading/analyzing.
Anonymous said:Istg when I read the new chapter of New Rules I clenched my fist like that Arthur meme when it came up to the part about mijoo and the note. Girl got me heated lol. As usual, your works do not disappoint! I love your wittiness and how it shines in your writing. The remarks and dialogue in all of your series really proves your talent. You’re truly a gem amongst fanfic writers 💕☺️📢
Anonymous said:i was happily reblogging a few things on my dash and ch1 of new rules just came and i started reading WHERE THE FUCK DID I GET MY ASS INTO???!!!???!?! IT'S FUCKING AMAZING i don't know why i didn't start reading before. don't you ever dare stop writting, you're such a good writter and i enjoy your works very very much
Anonymous said:OC DESERVES HAPINESS JUST AS MUCH AS MIJOO. OC SHOULDVE PUT HERSELF AND HER HAPPINESS BEFORE HER FRIEND'S BECAUSE SHE IS TOO GOOD FOR ALL OF THEM DJFJFJ i hope one day jimin finds out about her feelings :(
Anonymous said:new rules just keeps getting better and better 😻😻
Anonymous said:Wow.. Okay.. I do believe chapter 2 of New Rules has officially ruined me. My heart was actually beating so fast through out the whole chapter, and it's still racing now too. I've thought this multiple times while reading your fics, but you're writing really is incredible. Your characters and the way you describe their emotions is so unbelievably relatable that the reader can't help but be sucked in. I always find myself becoming invested in your characters! Thank you for all the adventures!
Anonymous said:I felt so bad for the OC this chapter ;.; If I were in her position, I'd probably do the same since causing a scene is yes, immature and not worth the energy. But, if i could be a character in New Rules I'd probably be the other best friend who'll be like "guurl, confront her ass it isnt an excuse just because she's your friend." All in all I see the OC as the kind of person who'll go out of their way to care for someone to the point of disregarding their own feelings, which is unhealthy :( (1)
Anonymous said:(2) but thats what makes her such a relatable character. I really, really like that in your OCs. This is probably the second OC i emotionally relate to, first is Copper Girl. But yeah I'm just distracting myself from assignments lol this series is amazing and just you are amazing Lu!!!! ily!!!!! PS. Jungkook is still agsjshskll he's cocky but with OC he's quite vulnerable. I wonder why? Is it just a front or does he have other intentions?
Anonymous said:alternative ending to new rules: mijoo and mc are over their respective boys, does not bother to get into any messy scenarios like that ever again, love each other and support each other and is forever the friendship that everyone envies anD I HATE THIS SITUATION SO MUCH GODDAMMIT LU!!! UR REALLY TRYING TO TEAR MY HEART APART!!
marchxseptember said:OH MY GOD CHAPTER TWO IS UP. I HAD A FEELING SO I HAD TO CHCK UR ACC AND I WAS RIGHT. BRB GONNA READ
marchxseptember said:AND THE PLOT THICKENS. I JIST FINISHED READING CH. 2 AND I AM FUCKED UP. I HAD A THEORY BEFORE BUT NOW I HAVE LIKE 2 MORE IM CONFUSED. I LOVED IT SOOO MUCH. AND I HATE MIJOO NOW. I CANT WAITT TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. THIS WAS SO GOOD LU.
omg the amount of response ive gotten for new rules is unbelievable. I dont think ppl were even this into equilibrium. the last time u guys acted like this was during the golden boy trilogy and it really feels so good to have this again.
thank you all for your thoughtful messages and for giving this ridiculous little fic a chance. I love you all
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