#and she's key to this whole thing

[sirazaroff]

How do you think velvet is handleing everything in vacco right now

She’s having a great time 🥰

#fooze #rwby #rwby fanart #velvet scarlatina #rwby velvet #coco adel #rwby coco #rwby crosshares #beacon roads take me home~ #she’s been upset to be in vacuo day one at this point cinder can turn the whole place to glass for all she cares #in all seriousness I’m sure she’s managing. busy ripping open colossal grimm worms to rescue coco #gotta keep her leader on her toes and reminder which piece of ass is actually worth barking over (hers) #I like to think the first thing vel does when team rwby and friends show up is look for the lil rose and give her a huge hug #there was a point she though Ruby was low key dead and that was so sad to read #time for hugs and kisses and gay reunions #more important than protecting sand rn #I forgot her arm tat. love that for me

[shakingparadigm]

this is random but one of my favorite ALNST joke OCs is a girl who had a massive crush on Ivan and was able to date him for a little while because he felt bored enough to accept her. what follows is the most excruciating insanity inducing half-relationship in existence (they lasted 3 weeks before she gave up trying to understand him)

#her name is saya!! saya ng #she had the biggest crush on ivan and when she asked him out he said yes in the most casual way ever that she thought he was joking #the whole time they're “together” she's nervously looking away and blushing while ivan's eyes are trained on that gray haired boyfail there #whenever she'd ask to do couple things with him like hold hands or eat together he'd comply for a little while #but then he'd say something important came up and that he had to leave #she understood because of course! he's a top student surely hes busy no worries #he always seemed to have a wall up. smile never faltering but never fully genuine either #he always looked at her like he was seeing past her and not like he was looking at her person #he was a good and charming conversationalist but even though she got to spend more time with him #it never really felt like a “relationship”. more like two people roleplaying the actions of a relationship #because ivan was so closed off #she started noticing till more all because ivan kept noticing him #and she noticed how he seemed to change when he noticed till. like tills presence was enough to rewire his brain #she quickly realized she was nobody next to him and broke it off #anyways she got sent home because she wasn't good enough to graduate (she wasn't particularly good at anything) #she watched all her friends (dotori/acorn #round 3 and 4 kids) #die on screen #and when she's sent to a different singing competition she loses and dies #her name saya ng combines to make the word sayang #which in my language means: a waste #okay. this was supposed to be funny but now that im saying it #it low-key sounds kind of diabolical #by the way this idea is inspired by the Patreon info about ivan #(he CANONICALLY would accept anyones confession if he was bored enough. V and Q said that theyd tire of ivan being so closed and mysterious) #imagine being in the “recovering from dating ivan” club #alnst #random

[dailykugisaki]

Day 113 | id in alt

It's Fushiguro's fault that he does it every five seconds. He lives and breathes mahoraga.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #itadori yuji #fushiguro megumi #tokyo trio #low effort Fushiguro makes a COMEBACK #everyone knows he does that everyone just stares at him like a freak #in the middle of posting this i had to draw CRAZY Kugisaki n maki it was INSANE #ive been writing some stuff and i will continue to write because i love staring at Kugisaki's forehead #i hope the bantu knots look good #im experimenting with hairstyles bc i fuckin LOVE that shit #also picking up #Kugisaki isn't dismissive of Mai's struggle and pain its just that Mai is a bitch and uses the struggle as an excuse to harm others #she has canonly seen people get ostracized i mean her town was XENOPHOBIC AS FUCK #Kugisaki wasn't liked at all either she most likely fought just about everyone. only reason the townspeople liked fumi was because she was #wasn't like Kugisaki because Kugisaki fought back 10 times harder plus the whole murder thing y'know it happens #shes wack like that #she understand Mai and Maki so much and is low-key a hypocrite for judging mai but i think she knows that shes extremely self aware #probably the most self aware first year btw #this is some life tips from yours truly to the people that read these tags #do NOT argue with a political science major on human morality they will piss you the fuck off #i did. i ended up causin them to leave a chat because i was so mad they called something heinous “tame” #it happens. #unfortunately

[anonymouspuzzler]

merry june!!! pretend I had time to post this on the first and look at my special guys.

[Image ID: A digital, color, three-panel comic featuring Puzz's OCs Buck (a middle-aged white man with a barrel-chested build, balding with a thick reddish mustache), Davey (a middle-aged Black man with a thin build, amputated right arm, diagonal facial scar and long curly hair), and Minnie (a young white girl with freckles and thick braided red pigtails).

In the first panel, Buck and Minnie are sitting on opposite sides of a table near an open doorway. Buck is reading a newspaper while Minnie messes with her phone. Buck says, "Davey's still not up?"; Minnie replies, "Guess not. Doesn't seem like MY job to keep track." In the second panel, Buck, with a look of realization, shouts, "WAIT. What's the date." Minnie, looking confused, responds, "Uhh. June first, I think? Why...?" The final panel shows Davey skidding into the doorway in a burst of glitter, grinning wildly, with a billowing bisexual pride flag cape and various matching accessories (including shutter shades, a wristband, dangling suspenders, knee-high socks, heart earrings and face paint). Buck and Minnie turn to stare in disbelief. End ID.]

#anonymous puzzler art #anonymous puzzler originals #tw bare chest #buck tries to keep at least *kind of* low-key about the whole Is Gay thing and minnie hasn't *quite* figured out she's a lesbian #so davey is more than happy to keep up the Pride Energy for all three of 'em #Villain Coded comic

[risingmoonyue]

Clone wars AU where the chips never got activated. In the aftermath of Palpatine’s death, the troopers are so horrified by the thought of Order 66 that they go hole up in Kamino. The Jedi let them do it for a few weeks while they’re unfortunately too busy cleaning up the mess, but then they just,,,,, camp outside their front door. For months. The clones will not outstubborn them this time, no sir. They brought umbrellas, food, books, and lots and lots of tea. So much tea. Soon they’re having little mini festival days waiting for the clones to come out already. It is very confusing for the vode.

On one hand, order 66. Chips. Horror. Their life is even more of a lie, they don't want to hurt the jedi, they're ashamed of essentially being a Trojan horse to the Jedi.

On the other hand, apparently the jedi are all idiots who camp out in the ever pouring rain and are they building a mini temple on our front porch??????

#there is a whole community of jedi who just collectively decide to hang out and chill on the clones' front porch #and sure #they spend quite a bit of time staring mournful at the door with the biggest akk-puppy eyes they can #but also it's a very nice community bonding exercise #so yay? #the jedi have never been closer #I'm debating about padme in all this #concidering the whole pregnant and newborn children thing #maybe she goes on maternity leave and is given the nicest tent whether she likes it or not? #low key want her to have the only tent in the entire weird community lol #star wars #star wars the clone wars #star wars au #sw tcw #jedi order #vode #clone troopers

[vaguely-concerned]

I am so mad about how desperately into pan I am. he was specifically made to fuck me up. they dangled him in front of me like 'hey would you like to see a sad clown trickster with emotional intimacy issues and a heart of, if not gold, then some mysterious alloy with qualities not at all unlike those of gold at the end of the day?' and I went 'boy would I!' and now I'm lost. I'm on my knees he's like if reyes vidal was actually redeemable instead of just a 'release my man he did do all of that but I don't care' situation

#the way he seems so genuinely *delighted* by grace finding her voice and wants her to be able to make her music again #even when she's not the muse anymore............ what the fuck that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard in my LIFE dude #low-key grace's biggest fan musically at least fhsajkd #stray gods #stray gods pan #(this is not a slam on reyes btw the fact that he's unconscionable is part of the appeal in that specific case lol) #I went into the game mostly blind and from what I had seen I fully intended to romance freddie #and then... this bitch shows up for literally one song and I have to restart the whole thing before I even get to challenging a queen #because I now desire the goat guy carnally and I want to duet with him for the rest of forever thank u #also I don't think I can ever not romance him now seeing the contrast between what he gets up to in the endings #what do you MEAN if you don't romance him he just goes off and no one knows where he is. he's still just so alone??? no not on my watch #(if freddie is dead ( :( ) and you romance him there's an *adorable* part in the epilogue where he tells you hekate has him running around #getting lost relics back in a series of distinctly indiana jones-esque misadventures and it sounds like he's having the time of his life #if this is what it takes for him to actually talk to his family without anyone being complete dicks about it I must solemnly accept #the terrible burden of kissing him on every single run through of this game. it cannot be helped it's out of my hands now)

[beatriceeverytuesday-old]

The fact that Dawn Summers' favorite sandwich is salami + peanut butter (5x19) will never not be funny to me because the monks did that to her ON PURPOSE!!!!!!! Like why??

They were trying to create a human teenager and in so doing they gave her so many normal teenage qualities like an interest in keeping a diary, being moody, and a need to slam doors and act out and screech at an impossibly high pitch when she's upset which is all fine, totally normal teen behavior

But then they also decided she should be a kid who is gonna get bullied every day at lunch by eating weird sandwiches and liking anchovies on pizza (7x07). And on top of that they made her clumsy and socially awkward and fairly dorky with her mother/daughter book club membership and I swear Dawn thinks her best friend is Janice but she's actually closer to her own family and Buffy's friends and just??? She's already a key, is that not hard enough??

The monks went into create-a-sim and made Dawn Summers. THEY COULD HAVE MADE HER REMOTELY NORMAL AND CHOSE NOT TO I'M????? I mean to be fair she is made out of Buffy who also isn't at all remotely normal AND I adore Dawn exactly as she is and being "normal" is a stupid and overrated concept of course OF COURSE. Seriously, all the love for Dawn being her funky self but like the monks could've cut poor Dawnie a little slack I'm just saying. A hell god is looking for her they could at least make middle school surviveable

#dawn summers #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #tuserjana #i know theres a chance that the spell couldve just crafted dawn but im choosing to believe otherwise #that one monk tells buffy very clearly that they made everyones memories of dawn and that feels purposeful to me #like it wasnt just random #they crafted those #also theres that whole part where glory thinks tara is the key and says she likes all the 'detail work' the monks did #that they gave the key 'quirks foibles passions' #so even glory is under the impression that the monks didnt just cast a spell and things happen #they created an entire human being #the monks went into create a sim and made dawn summers

[sweetblossoms]

fine cowards i'm putting in my official bet that the stepmother is the missing librarian that made them go short-staffed

#she has keys to the doors and a whole on thing about doors and keys #also her freakout words with 'worse than death worse than the end of stories' #and her compiling of the stories by...eating them? #not sure what type of librarian she would be (she couldnt be glossary key legend or index) #maybe she's 'anthology' or 'translation'?? #but yeah what if she was a librarian who messed with the canonade ink and the authors #which corrupted her existentially so she went on a quest to not let the authors revise the characters #so instead she takes it upon herself to collect all the characters to 'preserve' them #idk this may be nothing #d20 #dimension 20 #neverafter #neverafter spoilers

[mrs-luigi-vargas]

I know I'd decided to only write one more bowuigi fic aside from the one I'd already written but I can't stop thinking about the idea of Bowser repeatedly kidnapping Peach for relationship advice and Peach getting so fed up with him about it that she tricks Luigi into being her body double so that Bowser kidnaps him instead and they can talk like Actual Adults instead of using her as a third party to vent to all the time

#i imagine Luigi also talks to Peach about the same relationship problems #because shes more in tune with romance stuff than his bro is #(whos still low-key trying to wrap his head around his brother dating Bowser of all people) #and theyre not listening to her very reasonable advice of 'just talk to each other about it it'll be fine' #so neither of them are doing anything about the misunderstandings and its driving her mad #anyway it would be funny for Bowser to have a whole conspiracy board #about how Luigi not sending his daily 'buongiorno!' text and shooting down 2 of Bowser's 3 date ideas in less than 5 seconds #means that hes fucked something up irreparably somehow and Luigi's mad at him what do you think Peach how do i fix this #meanwhile Luigi-dressed-as-Peach is standing there tied up like ah. #maybe we should talk about this properly. #(theyre both anxious messes about this fledgling relationship lmao) #meanwhile Peach tells Mario to hold off on the rescue for a day or two so Luigi and Bowser can sort things out #Mario has no problem with this because he too has also been subjected to the ever-shifting conspiracy board #and has no desire to hear about his bro's relationship from Bowser's perspective beyond a surface level ever again #(the conspiracy board goes beyond a surface level) #and Kamek knew from the second Bowser grabbed 'Peach' that it was actually Luigi #but he's also tired of Bowser asking him every 10 minutes if Luigi actually likes him or not instead of paying attention in meetings #so he just leaves and takes a nap instead of letting Bowser know about his mistake #because he sees what Peach is doing and yeah this is the only way this problem's gonna get solved #bowuigi #bowser #luigi #princess peach #yeah so i'm rubbish at writing established relationship stuff so if anyone wants this then please take it away from me thanks #mlv.txt

[chirpsythismorning]

Y’all seen the analysis around Suzie’s house growing lately??? There’s more theories about it every single day, and the new popular take is that it’s mostly from Mike’s POV and what that means for everything that went down and what the Duffers were trying to tell us in those scenes and it’s just… holy shit bonkers

#stranger things #byler #suzie’s house #stranger things meta #stranger things theory #it doesn’t get better than the byler/queer coding in Suzie’s house #the duffers are gonna have a whole masterclass on all the scenes at suzie’s house #green tent in the yard 👀 #the fact that they show it to us twice… both when they go in the house and when they leave… #the lights going out right when Will looks at Mike #and then we just hear Eden yell CORNELIUS!?!? #MIKE BEING THE ONLY PERSON IN THE FRAME WHEN ARGYLE FALLS IN LOVE WITH EDEN AT FIRST SIGHT AND LOOKS DISGUSTED #his monologue was a rip off of argyle and Eden… that’s why she had a key lock on her necklace… she was a key to one of the biggest questions #like… holy shit #poetic cinema #storytelling through film at its peak #go check out #causeineedu #on tiktok if you wanna see all the theories on it!! #that’s not all of it but they mentioned some that I didn’t pick up on at all so worth checking out regardless

[guckies]

Oh I’m bothered!! I saw someone do that Greek god to qsmp member thing specifically with the qsmp streamer awards photo in which Tina -> Aphrodite and some said that it’s only because Tina was pretty so instead Tina should’ve been Hecate or another underworld god/goddess…

WHICH IS LIKE HELLO DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?&?!!?!

Like yeah Tina’s awesome and a girl boss and powerful as fuck! BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO APHRODITE IS??? The literal Olympian goddess of love. Like we do not know or can not fathom how far her power roams because her influence can apply to literally everything. It is not a case of she is just pretty and everything sexual love. It is that she is other worldly, she enchants you, she takes your souls and makes your heart soar towards a purpose you would have never cared for without her!! There are reasons why Aphrodite is and has been closely connected to being around or being a war god/goddess.

#but as well some even said about Tina’s personality and it’s like no yeah but have you listened to Tina? #she literally talks about love a whole lot. if it’s not about her love then it’s about how love is effecting others. #like her monologues about the others have literally sent me back centuries #I got a little too passionate here but it was worth because the disrespect was crazy!! #being a little dramatic but like come on we can not still be at the oh love is just a flimsy thing #like hello love is literally the key to everything!! #also just because lust is involved doesn’t mean it has to be complete secual lust like what #qsmp related #qsmp tina

[multimousenette]

Miraculous Ladybug really went hard on the “smart” technology is Bad Actually angle. and they’re right

#also low-key sad scarabella and kitty noire only get two episodes #where’s the “miraculous tales of scarabella and kitty noire” fic where the alliance rings didn’t exist but everything else happened the sa #I’m imaging like. tikki says that marinette’s depression & anxiety is why the guardians aren’t heroes as well because it’s Too Much #and that she should/could consider retiring temporarily to give herself a break #Plagg comes up with some silly excuse idk and LB&CN discuss it and step down (this could come w a reveal too) #and then marinette knows who scarabella and kitty noire are and probably adrien does as well #Alya tells Nino cos she deserves to #I think Zoe can find out adrien was chat noir #then mari and adrien can be like mentors maybe but they have WAY less stress on them #thing is I’m not sure it makes as much sense for adrien #cos his whole arc is about breaking free of his father’s control #maybe he decides he’s managed it by dating marinette #and that now it’s Zoe’s turn to break free of her mum/sister #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #ml s5 spoilers #ml transmission

[wreckedtodeathandback]

ooooo so interested in Treacherous!!

Okay this one is still very much an outline/mess of notes so I don't have any snips to share and it's probably the one I'm most shy about, idk why exactly, just feels like it would be less interesting to other people, so I'm just vibing by myself lol.

Anyway! It is an Anna!Lives AU where she ends up as a FEDRA lab rat for ~10 years and escapes right after Marlene finds and sends Ellie off with the fireflies. So then Joel and Tess take Anna to try to catch up at the state house but they miss them. Tess still gets bit (sorry) and then it follows Joel and Anna across the country to try to track down Ellie and as they spend more time together Anna keeps telling him more and more about little Ellie from when they were together a few years before they got separated. By the time they catch up to Ellie, Joel's ready to level the hospital for a kid he hasn't even met, and her mother.

Fun fact, I actually mentioned this one in an earlier chapter of Stubborn Love. It's one of the books Ellie gets at the library 😁

Thank you for the ask!

#there I go plotting an entire novel length longfic... again #I just love the idea of Joel falling in love with this 14 year old he's never met and the struggle of watching another parent trying to #protect their kid and at some point you know she's gonna lose hope so then he's gotta be the one to say no we're gonna find her #even tho he low key thinks she's gone but also won't give up if there's any kind of chance that she's not #And! Anna really believes in the fireflies cause of being friends with Marlene and shit but then Joel is like fuck those guys so the whole #time they're at odds over that and then they get to the hospital and Anna has to confront the fact that Marlene was really gonna kill her #kid even knowing Anna was still alive and also immune so like there were options Marlene! you didn't need to knife a 14 year old #so they disagree over that and there is some casual homicide but still a happy ending for our faves #anyway I'm actually done now thank you for asking about this one that no one else probably cares about but I love it a lot #if you couldn't tell #writing things #tlou fanfiction #treacherous #wip ask game #asked and answered

[derpinette]

too many males getting veneers when really they should be investing in hair transplants if anything

#you can clearly afford it & you are going to turkey for it anyway #& do NOT cheap out replace that whole scalp you never know how ruthless norwood is going to be on you else you get The Hair Band #just do it in one surgery #i advocate for teeth crookedness anyway i wish i could just yank out my braces to push my canines into yaeba i especially like #that thing people have where they teeth grow atop of others my cousin had that but the dentist just REMOVED them instead of realigning... #really makes me wish death on aesthetic dentistry STOP that madness. #i sincerely believe that teeth hold so much character & it genuinely pains me to see people get them replaced with chiclet piano keys #all straight & uniform uber white colored YUCK #honestly having thin hair as a male is a sign of genetic failure whereas misaligned teeth is not #at least you can fix that with braces that you will later take off ( when will it be my turn to... ) nothing added All You #it really sickens me to see just goes to show poor decision making skills. thin hair is infinitely more humiliating than “ugly” teeth #but there are situations where better teeth aremore of an improvement TBH if a man wants to self harm for looks go ahead IDC but ♯JustSayin #i wish you could have seen it but one time a classmate came to class to let our teacher know that he was leaving in the seventh grade #& she was like Erm why what excuse could you possibly have & he uncovered his mouth to reveal several of his teeth broken & missing #turns out he had them knocked out by an upperclassman who pushed him onto a pole while playing a game #i still laugh out loud whenever i remember it was so absurd literally the last thing i expected it was like a tom & jerry gag IRL #he was crazy rich so thankfully he got them all replaced like immediately but imagine being anyone in that situation. even the mom #i mean i felt bad for him that must have been so painful but i cannot help but burst into laughter whenever i remember

[tangledinink]

great news! my mother has taken the time to inform me that mother's day is going to be awful this year not simply because my twin brother is dead, but furthermore because i don't love her enough to live closer to her and compensate for his absence.

#its more nuanced than that but #key takeaway points #i live halfway across the country for a REASON #please keep in mind she has a third child who lives with her #she said that she doesnt think my little sister will “even remember” mother's day #which i think is insanely unfair and also untrue #personal #vent #we just had a thirty minute conversation #about #NOTHING #i barely said five fucking words the whole time #like usual #because she doesnt give a fuck abt any of my shit #ughhhhhh #whatever #things i should talk to my therapist abt #jk me and wesley talk abt my mom like ALLL the time

[drunk-on-starlight]

I hope the dragon gliders gimmick for next season are more plot relevant than the dragon spinjitzu sets turned out to be.

#Ninjago #Though based on S1 I assume at least one character will use it and the rest won't. #Same way lloyd is the only one who did dragon spinjitzu #Probably Arin if I had to guess #Anyways I was low key waiting on nya to get a power up and then she didn't. Criminal #Actually why didn't they give sora one considering she has the whole dragon sparks thing going on #Strange.