#and so i am violently beating those thoughts back with my comically large mallet

[battlecries-dear]

god- god I'm feeling introspective in this chili's tonight

I think I am just, I'm so drawn to this pairing because geralt as a character seems like he doesn't think he deserves to be loved

and this isn't something he agonizes over, to him it's just how things are

in the same way the sun rises every morning and the grass is green, witchers don't get to be loved

and then along comes jaskier

this person who tells strangers he loves them after knowing them for minutes, who loves so fast and so freely it's bound to give a man whiplash

and then it comes out that jaskier loves him and that, to geralt, seems like he's insisting the sun rises at midnight and grass is hot pink

and geralt thinks its ridiculous and really bard you must get your eyes checked, look right there, you can see the green of the grass

but jaskier still insists

and maybe eventually geralt starts to believe him

that he's not terrible or unlovable, just that maybe only some people can see the sun rise at midnight

#this probably makes little sense if you dont happen to live in my head #but im feeling particularly unworthy of those who love me tonight #and so i am violently beating those thoughts back with my comically large mallet #in the form of weird grass metaphors and fan fiction #the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #geraskier fic #pine writes #fic

[cdc1345711]

Cartoon-Force Scene-Surprise Visit/Break In

(Hazel spent the night at CF HQ when he heard a suspicious noise)

Black Rabbit”(I Hazel’s Head)’Did you hear that Hazel?’

Hazel”I did-let’s inspect it”

(He transforms into the Black Rabbit and inspects the room where he heard the noise)

Black Rabbit”Whoever you are assailant I will give you this one chance to leave this base or face my wrath(just as he said that a large object was thrown at him)A mallet?”

????”Aw shucks almost got ya that time ya crafty shadowy bastard”

Black Rabbit”Who?????”

(The voice out of the shadows to reveal) ??????”(In a french accent)It is I-”

-The Mask”LE MASK AND JU VILLAIN ARE TRESPASSING ON C-FORCE GROUND”

Black Rabbit”he Mask-wait which one the cartoon one or the comic one?”

The Mask”The Cartoon UH DUUUUUUUUH,why is a I here to capture you and turn you into the CeeFees so I can become a member of their team if I was the violent comic one-plus I sound ol’ Robby Paulsen”

Black Rabbit”You’ve been gone a while Mask-I am no longer-(before he could finish the Mask used a boxing glove which threw BR against the wall)I am going to enjoy ripping your Mask off and beating Stanley Yipkiss with it-GRAAAAAAAH”

The Mask”GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

Black Rabbit”AAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

The Mask”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAIT-you know my secret Identity?”

Black Rabbit”No shit everyone does but to be fair it was a fifty fifty chance you might’ve been Calloway”

The Mask”Comic?”

Black Rabbit”Comic-But you should know I turned over a new leaf and I’m no longer a villain but a very,very,VERY violent Anti-Hero”

The Mask”Oh so those dead rams were your doing -oh thank GAWD,I thought I was sleep beating again”

Black Rabbit”Sleep Beating????”

The Mask” Don’t ask-so why don’t we get properly introducted(he removes his Mask and becomes Stanley Yipkiss while the Black Rabbit reverts back to Hazel)

Stanley(extends a hand)”Stanley Yipkiss”

Hazel(shaking his hand with his paw)”Hazel the rabbit”

Stanley”So how did you and the Black Rabbit----?”

Hazel”I sold my soul to him and became his host body for him to exact justice to criminals-how did you become the Mask?” 

Stanley”I bought it at an antique store and wore it to not only get revenge on the people who messed with me but to also become a hero”

Hazel”Awe well the Mask did a good Job maybe when Charles and the others return they might add you to the roster” 

Stanley”Here’s hoping”

(They laugh and trade old stories for the rest of the night)

THE END

#Scenes #Cartoons #Cartoon-Force