#and such a nice oven

[fudgecake-charlie]

CHEERING AND WHOOPING I finished @applestruda's DTIYS! This took. so long.... first finished painting in over a month though so I'm very happy :D

Closeup (and a phonescreen version, this is already desktop sized!) under the cut

#BeeBoatemDtiys #hermitcraft #boatem #Grian #Mumbo Jumbo #Pearlescentmoon #ImpulseSV #Goodtimeswithscar #art out the oven #this was soo fun even if the process was a bit all over the place #I did one layer for each person and then merged it to soften the edges between everything nicely #(<- had to paint the stars on pearl's PJs like 5 times because of this) #Also tried to do work on my face variation??? i don't know how obvious it is lol OTL i'm trying my best!! #[scheduled] #edit the phonescreen dimensions were wrong but thats fixed now!!

[snackugaki]

boys from the bay(verse)

it’s nap time, you little shit

#bayverse tmnt #tmnt 2016 #bayverse turtles #Bayverse Raphael #bayverse leonardo #bayverse mikey #bayverse donatello #even when I'm being nice I'm still bullying these big-ass turtles #leo turns making donnie take a nap a training session #that's why Raph can sneak around despite being big as the broadside of a barnhouse #like the video of someone carefully putting an oven mitt over a beeping cockatiel #Raph knit that special #Donnie's nap condom is the name Mikey gave it #Leo can't come up with anything better and Raph is fully of the If It Fits It Fits #The first few times the struggle lasted hours #legs akimbo in your face in his face oh so NOW he can do a spinning back kick #eventually it's gotten to the point of a conditioned response #the trick is getting the sock over his head and holding him down til he nods off #oh shit I didn't color in Mikey's magazine #...oh well #i love gag fanart but damn I'm not trying to turn a joke into a novel

[canisalbus]

*gasp* ITS THE PERSON WITH THE SICK DOG ANTHRO DESINGS AND INTERESTING AS FUCK LORE WHO'S ART I FOUND UNCREDITED ON PINTEREST!! I HAVE FOUND YOU IN THE WILD! FUCK YEAH

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#hello hello! #glad to hear you found me! #and thank you for the compliments! #how did you know about the lore though? I mostly save lore rambles for tumblr only #answered #fox0war #I still don't love the fact my art gets uploaded to pinterest without credits or proper sourcing #but it's nice to hear people out there are liking it #if you wish to get your anthro dog art fresh from the oven I'm also on twitter (kalpeakoira) and bsky (canisalbus) #and there's also instagram (kalpeakoira) but I consistently fail at keeping it up to date so it's mostly inactive #but tumblr has the best coverage out of all these you're not missing out on anything if you only follow me here #oh wait except the mature artwork I can't post that here tumblr doesn't allow it

[springbon-t-art]

He's so pretty!

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧So pretty!!!✧ ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST

#HERE HE IS! #and with nice outfits! ovo #You see! i haven´t forgoten about the lil guy #<3<3<3 #batim #the bean #bendy #bendy and the ink machine #cookie run oven break #popping candy cookie #poison mushroom cookie #my artwork

[chalkscrub]

random STUFF - in order, we have oap infighting, donk faces (hardest thing in the world to draw), and yet another lineup of morally dubious individuals

#my art #anthro #furry #oc #coltarch #mockley #florian #heidi #mika #sorryyyy all i be doing right now is using this brush........what can i say i'm a girl who loves to experiment #(pretty much first time trying something new in almost a year) #i'm having a lot of fun with it though. idk if it looks good to people but on god it is fun #as I speak a fennel gratin of my own design bakes in the oven at 180'c #and is awaiting me to add the cherry tomatoes on top whereupon i will acquiesce it back into the oven for another 15 minutes #so everything can char and blister nicely #btw id be remiss if i didn't thank team handshake for giving me my first splatfest win ever. firm handshakes all around

[dizzybizz]

morio kart family cosplay

#ayyy its my 69th post- nice. #this idea has been baking in the oven for a while :) #i did the sketch page a week or so ago adsjhaagahd its so messy god bless #kazuki did not ask for this. #buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #miri unasaka #my art #fanart #i have so many wips going send help.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yeah sex is great but have you ever found a shady parking spot in 100+ degree weather

#that one minute walk through the parking lot roasted me to a crisp #my hair is on fire and i am a walking sunburn #Kidding kidding it just felt like i was in a rotisserie oven #and now im in a nice cool building... bliss.... #yk the worst part of living in dry heat is my hair is painfully flat #i look like im from the early 2010s.... #bieber lookin.... i cant.... #like you know the reboot wally au? thats me rn #absolutely unprompted #aaaaand post. 100 note post right here #(please do the funny thing and let this flop Thankyew)

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kusuo saiki is the type of guy to walk into his crush's room and go "thats a nice tv. bet you got a really good deal on it." and think that thats flirting

#'very modern oven. very nice.' (flirtatiously) #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #any ship #except for like saisai lmfaooo saiko did NOT get a good deal on that mf he purposely bought the most expensive one #saiteru #saikechi #kubosai #saikai #haisai #meows post

[mothwingwritings]

Hi hi~ hope you are doing great today xD

Sooo First of all I love how you write and I have been binge reading yujiro stepfather serie(?) And absolutely love it; but stepdad yujirou + Baki and jack the yandere/siscon stepbrothers could you imagine like:

*Katsumi became her eternal friend but feels like he can't be with y/n, so ends up as her loyal/platonic companion or ends up as a teacher and friend and go on with life because yujirou is hell of strong and Sadie to pummel him again

*yujirou marries s/o and impregnate her, but y/n gives love to the child because she doesn't want him/her to suffer like her brothers

*yujirou wanted to rill up his son's and knowing their dark yandere side put the scenario on so the two end up taking her as well

*Baki and jack won't left her until she at least have s baby of each because hanma bloodline and a sense of twisted family

*and what would happen if pickle also gets interested? How would he reacts with y/n pregnant or with kids and with the scent of the hanma's? Would he tried to kill the kids like the lion in a new pride? Or just add them to the family and put his seed too? And the hanma's what would they do?

*oh and what happened with the ash tray

Sorry for the long feel free to ignore

I love your brain, darling~

Warnings: Stepcest, breeding kink, mentions of child rearing/being a mother, mentions of noncom, 18+ only please.

If the two Hanma brothers didn’t have any kind of breeding kink before, seeing their sweet little sister heavy with child is about to change that REAL quick.

Don’t get them wrong, it makes their blood boil to witness you carrying some other man’s child, let alone Yujiro’s spawn. Seeing you grow each day, swelling with the ogre’s unborn infant, is enough to make them go damn near feral. The whole situation unleashes a torrent of emotions -rage, disgust, pity, vexation, and sympathy, all swirling together within the two of them, vying for dominance. They don’t know whether they wanted to give this kid the world (it was your child after all, and it wasn’t that they weren’t sympathetic to its situation, they probably knew the tribulations and hardships that baby was to face more so than anyone else) or completely disregard it (they just couldn’t shake where it came from, what brutality was committed against you to conceive it).

On one hand, how dare Yujiro force himself inside of you, planting a seed that will bind you to him irrevocably? It was maddening knowing you were trapped by Yujiro’s side, saddled down caring for his offspring. The ogre had you right where he wanted you now, stuck between a rock and a hard place, trapped just beyond the brothers reach.

But on the other hand, two can play at that game.

It was easy enough to convince you to come to them. You loved Baki and Jack. You respected them and you trusted them, you had no reason not to come to them willingly.  You were always so eager to see them, so grateful for their companionship. The day they entrapped you, you approached the brothers with arms spread, heart bared, and eyes sparkling as you walked blindly into their trap.

The last thing they wanted was to hurt you, that was never their intention. But you just looked so beautiful when you were pregnant, full and round and glowing, like an angel had landed on earth. They were craving seeing you that way again, adamant that they would be the ones who would fill you with their seed, and you would be the one who would help them create a new life.

And you were such a good mother, doting on your baby with love and affection despite the circumstances of how they were conceived. Didn’t Jack and Baki deserve that too? Why did their monster of a father get the only honor? They certainly treated you better than he did, loved you far more than he ever could or would. And they would never treat their children the way the ogre had treated them growing up, disregarded, abused, or as petty amusements their whole lives. Yujiro was such a terror that the brothers tried to keep themselves from growing overly attached to the baby he had created with you, not only due to the mixed emotions they felt about the situation, but because they knew the likelihood of having an infant survive growing up around the Ogre was optimistic at best.

However Baki and Jack were not their father. Maybe they had to resort to underhanded methods to get to you, sinking down to Yujiro’s level to get you pregnant with their children, but the difference between themselves and that monster would always be the overwhelming affection they held for you. Even if you had trouble understanding what was going on, or couldn’t quite wrap your head around the fact that everything they did for you was for your own benefit and safety, they knew that the lives they were forging for you was what would ultimately make you the happiest and bring you the most joy, you just needed time to get used to it first to realize that. Seeing you waddle around fat with their baby’s is both brothers ultimate dream, and they will destroy anyone who tries to steal that from them, whether that be their father or otherwise. And unlike their father, any life they bring into this world with you will be cherished-the baby will essentially be half you, after all, how could they not adore it?

They know you will cry and feel betrayed and possibly even get a bit hurt should you try to deny them. But no matter what happens, they know you will forgive them because when it comes down to it, you love them just as much as they love you. They are ready and willing to give you all the time in the world to adjust, you are worth any amount of effort to keep happy.

(Also poor Katsumi, but I am glad he gets to be a homie at least lol. The eternal suffering that poor man receives through our prose…)

Now for our caveman situation…

Pickle knows there is something different about you, something that draws a family as strong as the Hanma’s to you. There’s a reason why they are all vying for your attention, eager to procreate with you, and your beguiling presence is not lost on him either. Should his interest become strong enough he’ll definitely snatch you away to create a brood of his own with you. He would become EXTREMELY overprotective of you while you were pregnant, monitoring you like a hawk to make sure you are comfortable and that there are no predators a foot to cause you any harm. When you are full of his children, he treats you more gently than you thought a beast like him possibly could. Were this a situation you were actually compliant in, you would almost call it charming how gently he handles you, or how quietly he tries to lumber his large body around you so as not to disturb you.

As for the other children you had previously… I feel like that is very dependent on the situation. He would not outright kill them by any means. Right now they are small, helpless, they don’t pose a threat to him and you care for them, he has no reason to take them from you nor does he really want to. Also, they have Hanma blood running through their veins and that intrigues him. What manner of person will they grow up to be, he wonders? The thought of watching such people grow, even have a hand in raising them or training them, was too interesting of a prospect to throw out the door.

THAT BEING SAID, his children with you will always take precedence over them. Should you find yourselves in a situation that requires him to choose who he needs to protect, you will always come first, followed by the children he sired with you, anyone else is nonconsequential. Though he has no true ill will towards the children, he certainly doesn’t harbor the love for them that he does his own offspring. He cares for the Hanma kids well enough, but base interest is about as far as it goes. If they starve, get hurt, or have to get sacrificed, so be it.

And Yujiro def still has that ashtray. For WHATEVER reason, even though it’s a shitty little trinket that was crudely made by the hands of your child self, he can’t seem to part from it. He even travels with it and uses it regularly. Weird, huh? I wonder why…

#i kinda popped off on this lol #thank you always for all the lovely ideas you guys send me #i live for them #heh heh heh #yandere baki x reader #yandere baki x y/n #yandere yujiro hanma x reader #jack hanma x reader #jack hanma x y/n #yujiro hanma x y/n #baki hanma x y/n #baki hanma x reader #here's a nice helping of some Hanma fam bs fresh from the oven mmm mmm mmm #also look at me #finally getting to answer asks asked forever ago #ty again!!! I had fun with this!!! #mothresponse

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

That cute bunny girl is called Noisette.Can you please tell me what you cooked besides pizza?

Pep: "...!"

Pep: "Si! Noisette was her name! Grazie friends! And grazie for Poco Noisette!"

Pep: "…Reh ot yrros yas ot deen I... Niaga reh ees nac I epoh I…"

Pep: "Bocnroc etalocohc ekil! Wonk I sepicer rehto eht fo emos em thguat ehs! Ssendnik reh rof reh knaht ot deen osla I tub."

Pep: "Enoyreve deef ot dah I tahw htiw dluoc I revetahw gnikam yltsom saw ti. Oot gnikab fo stol dna atsap fo stol saw ereht, azzip sediseb dekooc I tahw rof sa."

Pep: "Niaga yrt ot ecin eb dluow ti os, elihw a ni nevo gnikrow a dah t'nevah I. Noos gnikooc emos uoy wohs nac I ebyam!"

Pep: "Yrros... Naem uoy ohw wonk I kniht t'nod I... 'Sessob niam'...? Noitseuq rehto eht dna..."

#pizza tower #fake peppino #brick the rat #story post #translation: “...I hope I can see her again... I need to say sorry to her...” #“But I also need to thank her for her kindness. She taught me some of the other recipes I know! Like chocolate corncob!” #“As for what I cooked besides pizza there was lots of pasta and lots of baking too.” #“It was mostly making whatever I could with what I had to feed everyone.” #“Maybe I can show you some cooking soon! I haven't had a working oven in a while so it would be nice to try again.” #“And the other question... 'Main bosses'...? I don't think I know who you mean... Sorry...” #and we're back! #another plush for da collection and Pep gets his own pouch! #well it's an apron pocket but still hehe #he was gonna get it anyways before I showed Cake so shush!!! #also little hint for my tag readers: it might be helpful to describe the other bosses to Pep! #he didn't leave his floor so he may not know the others just by name

[amuhav]

[ D R E A M S H A D O W ]

Born tiny and frail, Rynnaia's parents feared she would not survive beyond her first year. Outside her family, however, there was little sympathy to spare for the infant princess. Though unspoken, her delicate health was regarded as further evidence that her existence was a mistake, alongside the union that beget her. Against all odds, the princess not only defied expectations but flourished and grew stronger at a pace far beyond that of her peers. Such a miraculous turnabout led her father to call her "Little Butterfly", a nickname both parents continue to use into her adulthood. Despite this, those who disapproved of her birth have rarely reconsidered their prejudices. As her magical abilities manifested, the endearing epithet bestowed upon her by her parents was soon distorted by her detractors. Dreamshadow; first uttered in sarcastic reverence with the intent to ridicule, Rynn instead adopted the moniker as an unofficial title, one she carries with defiant pride. The dreamshadow butterflies, carefully reared in the White Woods for their silk, possess exceptionally dangerous wings. When threatened, they shed scales that, if inhaled, can induce a deep, horror-filled slumber. Refined, they can be used to concoct a near-incurable poison. If her enemies had meant to harm her with such a name, they should have chosen one with a less stark warning.

#TS4 #TS4 Render #OC: Rynnaia Kryzai Eth'salin #No I will not be taking questions about that thank you very much 😴 #I know moths produce silk not butterflies but it's fantasy I can do whatever tf I want #anyway baby's first render plz be nice 🥺 #no one else is fully render ready yet but she really just came out of the oven like that #also click clack for HQ plzkthnx tumblr compression makes me wanna dieeeeeeeeee #anyway I just love her bye

[fudgecake-charlie]

"rebelle painter has an in depth brush engine to simulate traditional painting techniques" is all well and good until you only use your digital painting method. at least the impasto is really pretty

#hi IRL if you see this i PROMISE i am going to start the commission i am just so procrastinationpilled #hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #hermitcraft s10 #at least it's trying to be?? i kinda saw the leather get-up again and gave him leather chaps as i blacked out (/d) #if the quality is weird in some places blame the fact that i'm new to rebelle and the fact that i shrank the canvas down a lot to stop lag #this program is slightly a nightmare but i will get used to it... i will brave it for such nice textures #art out the oven #[scheduled]

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #152

Every year around the holidays, a "bug war" breaks out in the Parker-Stark households 

Not bugs as in creepy crawlies. Technology bugs. Surveillance.

Tony and Peter are both determined to figure out what the other wants for the holidays 

The two are on surprisingly even ground: Peter's spider-sense doesn't consider this a threat, and FRIDAY won't snitch. They both have to find any "bugs" the old fashioned way.

Bonus:

Soon enough the whole Ironfam is wrapped up in it. November and December become a time of yearly paranoia, everyone watching what they say and "checking for bugs." 

Even Peter's friends discover tiny bugs on them. When Ned first learns the itty bitty robot behind his coat button is from Tony Stark trying to find out what he wants for Christmas he faints on the spot

Bonus 2, Crack Taken Seriously Boogaloo:

For a bit of drama: it's all fun and games until one year Peter gets kidnapped. The situation is bad. They only find him in time thanks to one of the "holiday bugs" Tony recently snuck on

#like when your ipad listens to you but these dumbass geniuses literally both wrote sentient AIs #irl: you google neat vacation spots and suddenly facebook wants you to know about their $39.99 beach towels #fic: may once cursed out her oven in a fit of rage #for xmas that year tony 'big of brain dumb of ass' stark hired her a PRIVATE CHEF #tony: but may! you seemed upset! you quoted gordon ramsey at your kitchen appliances! in italian! #may (after ushering the nice chef from italy out the door): YEAH WELL HERE'S ANOTHER QUOTE FOR YOU #I WAS TALKING TO MY KITCHEN APPLIANCES YOU FUCKING DONUT #NOT TO YOU #tony: but may!.. (spatula aimed at his head smacks into wall) #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #ironfam #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #fun fact: these are the shenanigans that led to the great bunny disaster of 2012 #btw rhodey is to blame for things escalating so quickly #one year he said in earshot of one of peter's bugs: gosh I wish I had a way to participate in this fun bonding game :( #peter- immediately makes rhodey a whole batch of his own bugs #nothing was ever the same #weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :) #see announcements

[howgalling]

after my tfnation app wasn’t accepted I was in a bit of a slump, I need drive to be in the mood to make art!!

Playing sun haven made me so happy, I’ve gone back to sculpting and decorating!! My passions as a little kid were creature creation with a side of fantasy and faerie nonsense. I’m having lots of fun w/ it ^^

seelie fae… with a creature/canine twist!

#seelie #fae #seelie fae #character design #creature design #I’ve already had a commission too of this kind which is nice :D #sculpting #oven baked clay

[violetthekiller]

all of you saying mash on a christmas dinner…no no no! Tom will be making the roast potatoes that’ll blow Zs socks off

#bit of rosemary on there and lots of salt #make sure they’re well shaken before putting them in the oven #nice and fluffy on the inside and crispy on the outside

[topgunreacts]

I said to myself haha time for a little something short after 75k IceMav soulmates and here we are just starting chapter four of omegaverse IceMav and it’s at 15k words and I had to add a chapter for pacing reasons

#writing #but she is going at a nice pace #soulmates au still cooking in the beta oven