#and surprising nobody

[themarychain]

Saltburn: text post meme 🦌🔪🏰🍷🪽👑

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3

#SURPRISE SURPRISE….. the part three nobody asked for! happy holidays and happy saltburn on prime soon #text post meme #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #farleigh start #elspeth catton #archie madekwe #jacob elordi #film #barry keoghan #rosamund pike #shitpost #really need it to come out on prime already cause I’m running out of screencaps lmao

[inkskinned]

i keep thinking about hobbies and how i often spill over myself to pick up new ones. i have adhd, i end up trying something for like a month and then just getting far enough in it that i move on, satisfied.

and that should be fine; but it's never fine.

i am a pretty decent artist; but i can't just make art for my dnd campaign, i should be selling dnd maps and character designs and scene setting pieces. i can't just make my friends matching earrings, i need to get an etsy and ship them internationally and take bulk orders. i make pretty good props and decorations and use them to throw my friends parties - but i should be running a party planning business and start taking paying clients and networking and putting my skills to actual use.

for some reason, i never figured out the specifics of pottery. it was a fun class and i enjoyed myself - and still, i'm embarrassed, years later, that i put in all that useless effort. everything i make has to be stunning. stellar. i should have applied myself more. maybe i'm too lazy. maybe i'm broken and selfish and needy. actually creative people would have kept going; they would be bettering themselves at every possible opportunity.

we find ourselves in this trap, even accidentally: we need to commodify our time, because it is a commodity. if we spend our efforts and our time not earning, isn't that the same thing as burning free money? and god forbid you ever take up a hobby that ends up being more expensive than you thought. you sit in your car and you look at the receipt and in your head you hear a conversation that isn't even happening - your mom or your friend or your partner all saying oh great. not this shit again. it's always something with you, and it never actually means anything.

i have realized this horrible thing, recently - i'll get excited to start a project, pick up a new hobby. and then i just... stop myself. i start thinking about the amount of time it will take, and how it'll look in my monthly budget. what if i can't even produce a good enough final product. sure, it's exciting to think about how i could make my friend her own custom dice. but i'm just polluting the earth if i don't get it right. better not bother. better not try.

restless, i get caught in the negative space. the feeling that oh god, i want to create. and that horrible sense - yeah, but i don't have the time to just put to waste.

#hobbies #writeblr #what stage of weirdness to write about hobbies on my hobby writing blog #although i know OBJECTIVELY i am a creative person #i often forget to label myself that bc i don't feel im an ARTISTIC person bc i don't do anything like that professionally #writing doesn't even feel like a hobby i think that surprises nobody for me to be like #it would be easier for me to stop . like. breathing. #which feels cheesy and trite but listen im running late for a meeting and all i really want to say is like #i couldn't even consider writing my hobby bc it makes my skin crawl bc it makes it sound like it's not important to me #bc we really devalue hobbies. like entirely. #it HAS to be a job. it must #also idk if this is clear but i personally get stuck in this space where i CANT create bc i am putting so much pressure on myself #to make it RIGHT #and im like ... idk i only have an hour #so probably shouldnt get involved in this thing

[birdsofpasssage]

younger siblings who like to sing huh

#honkai star rail #hsr #gepard #gepard landau #barbara #to absolutely nobody’s surprise at all im stanning the token blond hair blue knight with emotional constipation

[vordemtodgefeit]

‘nobody wants a general election, obviously’, says second PM in a row that wasn’t voted in by the general public, wasn’t even voted in by members of the party let alone the people he claims to represent, and whose party is predicted to lose said general election

#piss right the fuck off #we should’ve had a general election after johnson got pushed out #we are MASSIVELY overdue #this makes him look (a) like even more of an anti-democratic pm clinging to power without a vote #and (b) too scared to go to the polls because he knows the tories are predicted to lose their westminster streak #the only people i know that aren’t keen on a general election are - to precisely nobody’s surprise - tory voters #uk politics #ukpol #british politics

[baalzebufo]

big fan of the funny pizza game

#1 like = 1 tip for peppinos hard work and service #alloyart #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #to absolutely nobodys surprise . ive got a thing for the weird middle aged cartoon man #but also like. real shit pizza tower is SO fun. please play it #or at least listen to the soundtrack if its not your type of game cause its wall to wall bangers

[cainternn]

they knew exactly what they were doing when they put him in that sweater

#toji fushiguro #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #artists on tumblr #my art #sorry for simping for toji to nobody's surprise #is this actually how he comes back that is wild #hes gonna take over this guys will right bc hes so strong #im predicting it now

[keyblack]

so I started watching Inuyasha

#Inuyasha #Dr. Bees #Doctor Bees #myart #currently the tie for my fave character is between Miroku and Sesshoumaru #surprising absolutely nobody #anyway no spoilers pls I just started season 2

[genshin-impact-updates]

"Genshin Impact X Discovery" Nature Benefit Collaboration Spokespersons Revealed

Travelers, the "Genshin Impact X Discovery" Nature Benefit Collaboration's spokespersons have been revealed!

Did you guess correctly?

#genshin impact #genshin impact updates #genshin impact news #official #to nobody's surprise #cute chibis though

[shima-draws]

SO excited for this year. Cannot WAIT

#Art Fight #Art Fight 2023 #Artfight #Artfight 2023 #Shima speaks #I tried checking the site for the theme reveal and TO NOBODY'S SURPRISE #IT'S DOWN. LMAO #I did find out the teams tho 👀 #So yeah uh GO TEAM VAMP 🎉

[mctwinkdom]

I think about this video twice a day therefore I will talk about it:

- natural cold winter face with that red blush over the cheeks and nose

- face looking sharp and snatched

- grey eyes like they don't know what colors to wear that day

- biting his lips in the beginning

- opening the water bottle with his damn mouth

- the way he gulps, moves and breathes

- thick neck

- that dimpled smile lighting up his whole face

#lando norris #ln4 #f1 #back to thirst posting about LN nobody is surprised #hot guys save lives

[mothcpu]

pilot

#risk of rain #super quick render on tiny canvas but. whatever. been playing RORR + loving it so far. want to play it with my friends more #to the surprise of nobody ror characters fit with my style very well #EDIT: slightly changed image. you will not notice but I will

[junkart96]

Happy Pride, ig

#this just in #the gay disney fish people are actually gay #like i feel like nobody should be surprised by this #also kinda feels like bandwagon behavior #but here i am #hopping on #luca #pixar #disney #alberto scorfano #luca paguro #luberto #gay gay homosexual gay #giulia told em how to pose

[just-ornstein]

Chrysalis or Chrissy for short, the rambunctious daughter of the Mighty Monarch and Council Member Dr. Mrs. The Monarch! And collector of all types of plants and insects…

#the venture bros #the venture brothers #dr mrs the monarch #the monarch #Dr girlfriend #sheila fitzcarraldo #malcom fitzcarraldo #venture bros #venture brothers #surprised nobody had designed them a kid yet when they nearly had one in canon #monarch’s features are so strong and interesting that I’d feel any kid of his would inherit them lol #tried to put more of Sheila in there by giving her the black hair and blue eyes #the eye shapes are a mix #may design a kid for Gary and 24 (will explain on his sheet how that is possible when he's deceased) #just so she's got a friend to vibe with #other ideas involve an adopted son for billy and white #and another test tube baby for brock and rusty lol #we'll see how many I'll get to #my art

[skynobi]

self-indulgent post-geonosis doodle

#anakin skywalker #obi-wan kenobi #star wars #obikin #tbh im always surprised there isnt more post aotc h/c #if nobody got me i know wild space by karen miller got me ☝️can i get an amen? #my art

[sylvaur]

it gets better — oh the way i went and looked at everyone’s entries for the narumitsu week 2022 nightmare prompt and caught feelings like a fuckin loser (’: fml

#surprise! i've had wrightworth brainworms for years now and nobody was ever the wiser #caution is but a thing of the wind i've decided #nmweek22 #narumitsu #wrightworth #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #the idea being that this is a dream miles would have #with penix showing up from outside the dl6 elevator instead of von karma #my art

[rivalkieran]

(no major spoilers please!) sooooooo I started isat...

#solis art #in stars and time #siffrin isat #it is a surprise to LITERALLY NOBODY I ended up liking This Guy. a lot. solis blorbo checklist he hits like several criteria #good game I like it lots and lots so far. its quite repetitive but thats. like. the point I think. #I feel really bad for skipping over the repeat dialogue bc like. those are still my friends. but. #I dont have the patience to be a good person SORRY GUYS.