#and taxes

[cutie-chimera]

I adulted so hard today, now I need to be babied 😩

#16 hour work day #plus grocery shopping #AND TAXES #im so done #arealchimera #transgender #this is what trans looks like #trans woman #girls like us #lgbtq #mtf trans #transfem #trans #mtf hrt

[purplecladmerchant]

As someone who was sitting on anime Fandom full of kids who shouldn't be watching those shows...

Naddpod is a bless. Mostly adults here.

#freya's adventures #me sitting here being an old hag #they all out there being old hags #talking about spouses #and taxes #and minding their business #blezs #look at me unpacking my dick over the table

[poguniversity]

crying my fucking eyes out at work thinking about waymond wang

#everything everywhere all at once #IN ANOTHER LIFE #I WOULD HAVE REALLY LOVED #DOING LAUNDY #AND TAXES #WITH YOU #MANNNNN #slime text #eeaao

[theofficialadyblog]

might mess around and marry marinette for those sweet baked goods who knows

#and taxes #ladyblog #another life with parisian superheroes #alwps

[buysomecheese]

*texting about club stuff and taxes*

*types "...tax deductions and"*

*first suggestion is "Morty"*

"C'mon Morty, let's- uhg- let's go learn about tax deductions." "Aw, b-but Rick, that doesn't s-sound fun!" "Shut the f-uu-ck up Morty you act like I care."

#dumb. as rocks. #I haven't watched this show since December when I binged it in a week. #stfu phone who do you think you are #anyways #I hate how Rick talks it's so uncomfy and it was so upsetting to type out #R&M fanauthors have my upmost respect #r&m #rick and morty #and taxes #unfortunately

[aquarines]

turned 23 today...i am now an adult who has her life in order

#text post #birthday #i can feel the responsibility coursing through my veins #get me a briefcase #and a black coffee #and taxes #whatever actual adults do

[mistfallenjoyer]

^ me rn as Linda and Lucy plague my mind for the 900th time tonight.

I just really want them to be gross and romantic and do domestic couple things wtf

#I just #love them so much #and I want them to be happy #and I want them to live together #and hold hands #and kiss #and do adult things together #like laundy and dishes #and taxes #and se

[lunathebee]

Oh sorry that what I thought from EEAAO and I really loved the movie when I watched it and made me cry twice but just had me think because waymond say something along the lines of choose to be kind and it just made me think of Steven but also I would think Steven would really like to running a laundry matt and do taxes with his s/o.

Ohhh, I found the quote you're mentioning about here

Maybe I will go watch the movie later, i bet it's interesting and I will prob rant about every details 😭😭 it's just something I do, I overanalyze a movie until I can't anymore.

#and yep Steven would love doing laundry #and taxes #we all know he is a smart boi so he kinda *force* you to take the laundry job #hey he just doesn't want you to be stressed out over numbers #answered

[melonsap]

#dunmeshi #go do your taxes

[unpretty]

as a kid i thought i would graduate from kid problems like cleaning my room to adult problems like jobs and taxes. but instead i have a job and taxes and still have to clean my room. cleaning my room is a lifetime problem. i will never stop having to put my markers away before bedtime. this is a rude way for aging to work.

#original #i meant to do my taxes tonight #instead i played video games and then colored in my coloring book #i looked at the time and realized i needed to put my markers away and then felt some ways #i should go back to cross stitch it felt more respectable

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

#eat the rich #tax the billionaires #dank memes #memes #lol memes #meme #stolen memes

[politijohn]

Source

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#capitalism #eat the rich #tax the rich #news #current events #wealth inequality #income inequality #socioeconomic inequality #the left

[porterdavis]

#tax the rich

[yuri-enjoyer]

ice cold take but if you have to pay for accessibility features it is not in fact accessible

#m’thoughts #LOOKING AT YOU TUMBLR #making photosensitive people pay for tumblr ad free is not accessible it’s disability tax

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #joke aita #pet tax #thank you op i will now be repeating uh oh! spicy! to myself for days #(in a delighted way)

[eggscaffolding]

You can actively gage my will to live based on how afraid I am to sleep with my feet out

#silly goofy #silly #insomnia #will to live #random tags my beloved #I can just type whatever and it works #glorious #I love the economy #and taxes #that’s my impression of capitalism #got off track sorry :( #sleep paralysis demon #they’re after my dogs