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ferie-anon · 2 years

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Hi! What placements can indicate being a 'late bloomer' in relationships? I'm 24 and have never been in a long-term relationship. I don't have anything in my 7th house but I do have Pluto & Chiron (both in Scorpio) in my 1st House. Would love to hear your thoughts xx

Indicators of a ‘late bloomer’ in relationships

Although I think having chiron and pluto in 1st doesn’t rlly affect in terms of being a late bloomer in relationships, you could check your saturn, and some of these aspects listed below!

🌞 I think taurus in 7th could indicate being a late bloomer in relationships as taurus is a sign that takes it slow and search for stability so placed in the 7th house which regards the relationship and love, they could be late in starting long term relationships as they're searching for mutual commitment.

🌞 Chrion in 5th & 7th, as chiron is the asteroid known as the wounded healer, chiron who was a centur who could not heal himself, despite being a healer and teacher. It represents our deepest wound and our efforts to heal the wound. Having chiron in those houses could affect the progression(may slow down) of the themes of the house, 5th house is having fun and seeking romance, love, and 7th house is about relationships, longterm ones, and marriage.

🌞 Saturn in 4th, 5th & 7th. Saturn is the planet that sometimes teaches life lessons through responsibility and certain hardships and its themes surround self discipline, limitation, and restriction. Having saturn in those houses could lead to the restriction or prioritization of love, maybe long term relationships are not wut they desire for now hence the self discipline and restriction theme could impact those houses that relate to relationships. (4th house covets secureness, nurture, comfort, and family) It could also create a late development of the houses themes, so long term relationships may not happen early on or be experienced.

🌞 Pluto in 2nd, 4th & 7th. Pluto the planet that is associated with renewal and rebirth (like endings and new beginnings), can affect these houses themes, like 2nd house relates to aesthetics, style, values, self worth. Pluto in 2nd could break down the values qualities and make it a lifelong problem so youd be a late bloomer because of this lifelong problem of trying to build up your self worth or aesthetic but its always being torn down/renewed. (The aforementioned houses themes like 4th & 7th are also affected)

🌞 Moon square/opposite saturn, venus square saturn. Usually they feel stuck and kinda alone as saturn’s restrictive and harsh nature affects it. This can result in maturing later in life physically or emotionally and never really knowing what you want. For instance, I have moon in virgo square my saturn in cancer, I'm also a 'late bloomer' in relationships imo, as I've stayed single still compared to my friends lol despite being younger than you a bit. You could say I’m not ready to commit yet since I havent met someone that shares the same values and emotional fulfillment Im looking for.

🌞 Moon square venus, the hard aspect of a square creates a conflict between the values and themes of moon and venus - love and nurture, and they kinda don’t know wut they want (like wuts good for them vs. temptations and desires, or stuck between them), it can make them stagnant or not ready to commit since they arent sure. Thats why long term relationships may happen later in life.

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anothersebastianblog · 1 month

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Avery Brooks (Capt. Sisko on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) is a Rutgers graduate and also taught theatre there in the 1990s and early 2000s. I always wondered if Seb was one of his students. Brooks is *intense*. In interviews I’ve seen, he loves jazz and often relates stuff to aspects of jazz. And he has a mind that sometimes goes off on these wild “lol wut?” tangents. I imagine he would be both fascinating and frightening as a teacher. 😄

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menalez · 9 months

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i once had a male teacher who always talked about about bible and how women can be abused in the bible and he was like "that's so interesting that women are inferior in the bible" teachers should never push their opinions on class lol everyone was like "okay???? wut ☠️"

but how is it an opinion if the bible says so? 😭

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oogaboogaspookyman · 2 years

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Alex (Adam's brother): You tall akot about liking dick on tumblr

Adam: i mean. They're mainly shitposts but I do also like dudes

Adam: I'm bisetnsual

Adam: Bidecual

Alex: Take your time

Adam: Busrxual

Adam: Holes

HOO BOY

✨Random Quotes From The Fam✨

Mary: This text conversation is related to a DoorDash order.

Hey they all out of lesayna

lasanya

Laysanya

The shit Garfield eat

*pic attached to the dm*

Adam: this is halaraois

Halous

Houlus

Big laugh

Mewtwo: bro i have depresi

Depresia

Depressuon

Sepresson

Deprresiom

The Big Sad

Teen Aliza, still learning things: I'm a lesbiab

Lesbiam

Less Bien

Girls

Mew: Can i ask what's it like being transgender?

I'm legit couiours and I mean no harm in asking questions

Couiours

Courious

The thing gorge the monkey was

Teen Aliza: During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.

Celeste, thinking that a joke will defeat MEMORY: hey MEMORY, do you know Candice-?

MEMORY: I CARE NOT FOR YOUR GEN Z SLANG, FOR THE TREE BRANCH IS WHERE YOUR MOTHER HANGS!

*CUE THE VINE BOOM, CELESTE'S MOM CANONICALLY HUNG HERSELF*

*...*

*Too Slow D-sides instrumental*

MEMORY: HA-

(@pikafaawork thank you for that comic XD)

Adam: so tell me bro, tits or ass?

Mewtwo: arms! I need a hug!

*they hug, wholesome moment*

*…*

*wait-*

Adam: so you're grabbing my ass now.

Mewtwo: yeah-

Adam: does it make you feel better?

Mewtwo: yeah.

Adam, patting mewtwo on the back: glad it does, bro, glad it does...

Mary: KSJDHDSDJK

Mewtwo: what was that?

Mary: it's a keysmash.

Mewtwo: ... How do i do that?

Mary: just press anything lol.

Mewtwo: ...

Mewtwo: 7

[Celeste asked mewtwo to go to an abandoned building to have a little happy time in peace and quiet, mewtwo's response is obvious~]

MEMORY: BOI IT'S ME BOI, IT'S THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN.

MEMORY LISTEN TO ME, BOI, LEAVE THE GIRL, WE DON'T NEED HER.

MEMORY: WE'LL HAVE COWBOY TIMES, SPACE, FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSIO-

(wheeze-)

CL4RA: welcome to Mcdonald's, do you want a fucking- beeschurger?

Crypt: please... I just want to see my friends...

CL4RA: chinken nunget.

MEMORY: 🎶 heeeeeeyyyyy, it's meeeeeeeeeeee!🎶

Adam: *wheezing*

Mewtwo: STOP!

(source: Snapcube Dub of a Sonic game, Youtube)

[when you and your new friend refuse to sleep]

Adam: yo

Mew: -~-?

Adam: snrk- peepee la poop- wheeze-

Mew: *dial-up sound*

Mew: * O M E G A L U L *

Mewtwo: HEY SHUT UP, YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP MOM-

Mew: HAHAHA- *PILLOW HEADSHOT*

Celeste: *bout to GET SOMEONE*

Mewtwo: *sleepin'*

Adam: o^o *sleep..?*

Celeste: *she here now, you're dead*

Adam: WAIT I'M ASLEEP-

*gottem*

Mewtwo, after quote number 11: we're getting a new member today!

Adam: is it legal?

Mary: adopted?

Mew: new or used?

Mewtwo: wonderful responses, all of you.

Celeste: -^-💢

Adam: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Mewtwo: a spoon? Please, i'm a knife.

Mew: he's the big spoon.

(here we go!)

Mary: can we get the next guest please?

Mary: uhhh hello sir, welcome to Starbucks, what can i get for you?

MEMORY: UH YEAH CAN I HAVE A- FUCKIN-

Adam: pff-

MEMORY: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMM

MEMORY: BÖRGER?

*the entire staff just lose their shit*

Mary: sir we don't sell burgers here.

MEMORY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SELLKRKFJH-

Mewtwo: wheeze-

Mary: we don't sell burgers here, we have pan1nis and other-

Mewtwo: OH MY CARDIAC ARREST-

*wut*

MEMORY: DO YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT A PANINI IS.

Mewtwo: W H E E Z E

*unintelligible*

MEMORY: JUST GIMME THE BURGER, EXTRA CHEESE.

Mary: no- sir we don't sell burgers, extra cheese, we only have paninis-

MEMORY: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED THIS-

Mary: no- sir i'm gonna have to ask you to leave and i know you don't want me to.

MEMORY: WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING FOOD FROM THE PUBLICCCCCCCC

*unhinged laughter*

Crypt: what the hell did i walk into?

#pokemon #mewtwo #memory #adam #aliza #celeste #mary #mew #crypt #CL4RA #teen aliza #incorrect quotes

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amateurmagic · 28 days

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For the Pokemon meme- 1, 11 and 22! And also passing along the be sure to stay hydrated train :)

Eeee thanks for the ask!! I haven't done tumblr asks in a while

1) Who was your first starter?

Turtwig!! I was pretty late to the game for Pokemon, but I adore him!! Sadly, I really don't use the line very much bc they're weak/allergic to everything

11) List your top 6 favorite Pokemon

1. Espeon!! I had one in my og Diamond file that just blasted through everything and that's what put it on my radar. I also love its simple and elegant design and I'd love to have one follow me around. I also really like the emphasis on bond and trust in all its dex entries

2. Raichu - it's just so big and looks so nice and soft and pudgy to hold and hug. And also absolutely strong enough to decimate my enemies. It also seems like the least loved member of the Pika-line, (most of its anime appearances are basically Raichu slander lol) but Alolan Raichu is nothing but soft pancake-loving perfection

3. Lucario - bit of a basic choice but i will always love this reliable ace. It was also one of my friend's favorite pokemon who helped get me into Pokemon, so there's the nostalgia points there. And no one can deny that Lucario's movie was, and still is, an absolute banger

4. Ponyta - again with the nostalgia play, but Ponyta was the first pokemon i learned. (I guess separate fun fact is that my first pokemon I learned wasn't Pikachu). I also grew up riding horses and still do, and the little childhood desire of being able to ride and own a literal fire horse has not subsided. It's also got a real cute face

5. Hisuian Arcanine - Kantoian Arcanine has always hovered near the top of my favorites list, but when the Hisuian form came out? Instant top. I love it's design and also it's callback to historic asian guard dogs. Also who could resist a giant fluffy dog to help hunt down your enemies and then lower your heating bill in the winter?

6. Meowscarada - after a lot of internal debate, I've gotta give the last spot to my Scarlet ace. Initially, I actually hated how the final form of our grass cat looked, but it's definitely grown on me (though the puffy sleeves and weird hand-paws are still problem but we're fixing that in fanart wut). And working to develop my ScarVio muse’s Meowscarada’s personality and arc for my slew of fics that hopefully will make it out of google docs one day lol has also endeared it to me. Also Scarvio has been the first mainline Pokemon game to really grab me since XY, so Meowscarada gets points for that too

Honorable mentions (bc that last choice was hard) - Eevee, Buizel, Absol, Torterra and Latios

22) - If you were a gym leader, what would your typing/theme be?

I love that this question says theme, because I've always wondered how Gym Leaders and E4 end up specializing in types. Besides for Misty, I don't remember anyone in canon who wasn't already a gym leader deciding to specialize in only one type (yeah I know Misty becomes a gym leader, but when she battled Ash in like. ep maybe 7, she barely was). Because they must've had mixed teams when they were up and coming trainers, winning leagues and challenging Champions and such. I much prefer some of the mixed teams of the ScarVio teachers in the Academy Ace tournament and then Battle Frontier brains in the anime that have a unifying theme instead. Like an international gym with all final forms of starters would be cool

As for me, it's so basic, but I'd love an Eeveelution gym with Eevee as the ace, maybe with Gmax, even though I haven't finished Shield yet. But if I had to pick a type, I think I'd go Fire-type with Hisuian Arcanine as my ace, along with Ponyta/Rapidash, Hisuian Typhlosian, Delphox, Houndoom, and maybe Salazzle

And yes!! Hydrating is good!! Hydrate or die-drate. Currently doing with tea

#asks #pokemon #lol sorry my tastes are all nostalgia and basic

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blackhellokittys-blog · 6 months

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i wanna tell sum funny tht happened in my english class but im tired of texting people about how i feel without them replying with

lol (fake ass laugh)

so ima say it here

so in my english class the teacher ask a question it was “wut is sum u did bad in yo life and got in really trouble for it” this girl said she told her grandma she was hungry and want mcdonald’s and her grandma said no and she called the police on her grandma n they came n she acted like she didn’t do it b in end they found out it was her from the call logs. she said she didn’t get into real trouble but she did get her mcdonald’s 💀💀

lmaoo tht was so funny and she was 9 years old

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naturenaruto · 6 months

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so i did the left over two (2!!!!) years ago ahhhhh, and then the right one today bc i wanted to see how it conpared and oooo yea lol....

favs: gojo was <3 the only one i loved ofcofc (tch still is ) bUT after prequel i added suguru and toji 😈

loves: tbh yuji even as the mc isnt my absolute fav, i dont loveeelove the goodywholesome type lol, hes v sweet but its not my kind of (even nonromantic!) its not my kind of character that i lvoe, so now thats just megumi shoko innumaki, nanami, and choso,

likes: self explanitory

neutral: i just dont....realy care abt them lmao

dislikes: i realized i actually do dislike maki and panda and mahito, i used to think he was fun but u know wut....he is not. he is not fun anymore.

hate: sukuna, hes not a hot villian hes actually a poser, toji actively pisses me the fuck off i cant stand him, meimei reads villain to me, tht woman who talked (read: MANIPULATED) geto when he was a teenager and sent him on a dark path, (she knew what she was doing and thts why gojo and geto arent together🔪), and tht freakin teacher idk his name pisses me off thinks he so cool.

heres the original if you wanna reblog/repost

#LMAO #anyways #jujutsu kaisen

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fairy25 · 9 months

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it’s funny how once you grow up you realize exactly how stupid n pathetic men like that are

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sokokoko · 9 months

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Sometimes I want to cringe in pain seeing my old stuff but, really, it's all just growth. Cant blame a kid for being a kid or too ambitious/making stuff that's too complex or not seeing plot holes/problematic things

I find the contrast between these 2 summaries for the same thing to be an excellent example. There's like 5 (or 6? I'm pretty sure it's 5 tho) years between them

Old:

Have you ever heard of a Guardian? Well I suppose you have but not the type I'm talking about.

Six teenagers descended from The Origin 8 have been chosen to wield their power to defeat The Ultimate Evil™.

Sent by The Grand Maker™ to show these kids the ropes, how will they fare?

But! What are these Guardians you ask?

Three demons on a reformation program, and three lost souls who never made it to heaven.

But The Guardians have to abide by special rules.

What happens when the knight ends up falling for the royalty that they were supposed to protect?

Angst, betrayal, memory erasing, lovesickness, tears, tears, tears, arguments, tears, romance and did I mention jumping to conclusions?

An Action/Romance series.

New:

When a group of teens are told of the existence of magic and assigned four unpredictable and secretive mythological beings as their teachers, they fear that the real challenge might just be getting along rather than simply defending Earth from its invaders.

Changes I made:

[ I find it so funny how I cut things down to one sentence ]

☆ 6 teens were cut down to 4 because

A) when examined, 2 were lacking in personality (+ their guardians were a) problematic yikes 2) no personality having)

B) the cast was overwhelming because each teen had a guardian so that's 12 people

☆ Chase was high key insane and irredeemable. Woah did I not know just how bad he was

☆ Nina was a nicer clone of Zinthia except ?? She didn't really have any substance or backstory :/ she was just Koko's friend/cousin(?)

☆ Dominic was Nino's clutch (although he was his bro and gave him confidence and support by removing that support Nino has more opportunities to grow. This is the one thing I feel bad about. Sorry for taking your bro, bro)

☆ The Grand Maker is now called the Overseer cuz he didn't make shit (except messes that teenagers, oddly enough, not just these ones, have to clean up)

☆ I wanted to do this plot twist thing where the ultimate evil was revealed to be a lie and the GM was just screwing around with the group for his experiment. Like, he markets them as being chosen to defend the Earth from the ultimate evil but when they're like we did it he's like "lol wut, there was no ult. evil. I just wanted to see if humans could magic"

I might still do something similar. I'm still doing clean up on younger me's vision.

☆ The Origin 8 no longer exist because some of the guardians' love for the humans were based off the fact that they were descendants of those original 8 humans and that's kinda weird in hindsight

☆ No more implied age gap of centuries or weird mythical creature age conversions!!

☆ The crew are no longer demons and lost souls/are no longer dead people

Just: a harpy, a siren, a boogeyman and a netherworlder (last one is kind of hard to explain so that's the best I can put it. What makes it complicated it that that's not a species but a title(?) you could say. It's something you become)

☆ What did I cut out? A dragon and a cervitaur (like a centaur except it's half deer half human instead of horse)

☆ The knights and royalty was not meant literally it's a metaphor

☆ The guardians had an evolution mechanic so they were less like people imo and more like Pokemon... but I planned romance 💀 so.

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britishchick09 · 2 years

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first kill livewatch

i discovered this thanks to some tumblr posts last night and it looks spicy! watch out twilight there’s a new vampire romance in town! ;D

this is 48 minutes long so i’m gonna use as little screenshots as possible... we’ll see if that works out! ;)

ooh the credits look like a storybook! :D

OMG THEY SAID ‘OUR LOVE IS DEEPER THAN EDWARD AND BELLA’ LOL ROASTED B)

omg vampire make out! ;)

aww it was just a dream :/

ooh pills?

the pills are dark so maybe they subside her vampire traits?

what a pretty chandelier! :D

and a fancy af house!

even her room is fancy!

she looks like hermione from harry potter!

and she has so many lipsticks! :o

her name is juliette! :D

how appropriate for a romeo and juliet story ;)

are her parents vampires too? :o

mom: “we know you’re nervous, but we both think it’s time you...” started showing your vampism? come out of the closet with fangs and a pride flag?

ooh elinor has sharp nails! :o

juliette’s clothes remind me of sam from let’s play and elinor has slight monica vibes!

they live in a castle mansion SO YEP HER PARENTS ARE VAMPIRES

she’s singing in the car with her friend! :D

his name is ben! another lp reference ;)

they dated for a month and decided to stay friends! reminds me of a certain darling and guitar boi... ;)

ooh her pills are for headaches! vampire headaches?

oh no everything is red! :o

she’s having a vampire headache!

oooh she goes to an academy! ;)

ben: “you’re my wingman!” wingmaaaan flying with eagles wingmaaan he’s trying to help you out wingmaaan wingmaaan wiiiinnnngggmaaaaaan! ;D

juliette: “wingwoman.” you can still say wingman you know... it’s in the word woman!

it be her! ;)

awww cutie ben! :)

juliette: “i’ve talked to her.” *has only pined for her*

quinn gazing at olivia from ‘hetero’ vibes! :)

also that lyric has big eristine vibes!

ben: “i’ll probably wear the prada jacket so i don’t look like a label whore-“ A WHAT NOW lol!

omg juliette bumped into the girl it’s true love! :D

and she dropped her pills! :o

they’re in three classes aww! :D

her name is calliope! :D

juliette: “i like calliope it’s strange... i mean... it’s beautiful!” gay panic alert! ;D

and big anna vibes! all she has to do is say ‘beautifuller’... ;)

WOAH CAL’S BROS ARE THESEUS AND APOLLO? :o

wingmaaaan! ;D

oooh invite her to the party?

what in the world is the music tho?

ooooh she t o u c h

WTF A BEE JUST CRAWLED OUT OF JUL’S HAND WUT

are bees attracted to vampires?

*squee!*

mr. porter: “i hope that’s a letter to flannery o’connor.” OMG MY CREATIVE WRITING TEACHER LOVES THAT AUTHOR :o

her short story ‘the life you save may be your own’ was based on a seat belt ad she saw! there’s your flannery fact from my teacher ;)

also the guy in ‘good country people’ was a major jerk at the end! >:( (another story i heard from my teacher!)

uh oh jul’s sensitive! :o

ooh cal’s last name is burns! excellent... ;)

instead of focusing on the words cal is reading jul’s just staring at her... ;)

oooh jul’s crush on cal is intense! :o

the teacher thinks calendar apps are for school... no they’re for dates! ;)

HOLY FRICK JUL HAS A BITE ON HER HAND :o

jul: “oh shit!” that’s right girl! :o

the water burns!

AND SHE HAS FAAAANGSSSSS!!!!!!!!

the transformation has begun... ;)

and the fangs are gone!

aww she wishes she could tell cal! too bad she’s a vampire hunter... >:)

she called for mom but now it’s awkward once she comes in the room...

ummm why is mom holding onto her chin...?

ooh peaked night terrors? :o

she’s still holding onto her face...?

mom just said the most awkward ‘see you at dinner’ ever!

jul’s picturing cal... ;)

beautiful sky!

WHY DID HER PARENTS LOOK THROUGH HER BAG EXCUSE MOI???

‘just choose someone?’

jul’s putting the family at risk by not being a vampire! :o

mom: “there are people trying to hunt us-” I KNEW IT!!!!

mom: “every day you don’t embrace your nature, you’re closer to the day where it controls you.” omg! :o

hold up the parents aren’t pale so are they concealing their nature?

is elinor the sister? at first i thought she was a business partner because of how fancy she dressed earlier! the monica vibes were strong!

elinor: “it’s okay to be nervous, sweet little.” aww supportive sister! :)

oh no will cal be the first kill? :o

*boop!*

i guessed that elinor’s first kill was a guy and i was right! beautiful freddy...

elinor: “i think some people prefer to die young.” *smiles* creepy...

wait so is freddy an undead vampire or just ded?

hair jewelry?

JUICY HAIR JEWELRY?

elinor: “you like her. you want her!” brb booking a trip to the ‘i want you’ valley first thing in the morning! ;)

boy it’s been a long time since i made a 1984 reference! ;D

crying blood??? :o

aww elinor’s putting on jul’s lipstick! :)

they both did the pop!

sister smiles! :)

elinor: “just remember- stay calm, be prepared and always finish what you start.” aww wise words big sis! :)

you know elinor has more monica vibes now! she has wisdom within her beauty!

although monica doesn’t have creepy wide smiles...

i was gonna stop at 23 minutes since that’s the halfway point, but the party just started and i’m at 22:25,, so that’s close enough. i’ll finish this tomorrow!

...or later today since it’s midnight ;)

it’s tomorrow! let’s party! :D

aww ben held her hand when she walked into the house! :)

woah there are so many lights!

and kids are actually dancing???

ooh ben wants to know where a potion is... ;)

ben: “i’ll find you later!” jul: “wait wait what?” YEAH SHE’S YOUR WINGMAN BRO!!!!

everyone is having fun! :D

ooh how very sherlock of you, text! ;)

oooooh DERE SHE IS!!!! :D

aww they looked at each other! :)

oooh HOLD UP cal’s wearing the outfit from the poster! :o

and jul’s having a shot! :o

cal doesn’t approve same!

aww :)

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH 10 SECONDS IN AND THEY GO FOR IT??? WOAHHHH!!!!!!! :o

cal: “woah, not wasting any time, huh?” jul: “sorry, i’m socially awkward.” that’s one way to say hello!

aww she’s wanted to do that for a while now! :)

AND SHE’D LIKE TO DO IT AGAIN YAAAAAS!!!!!! :D

cal’s like ‘um... ok.’ wow awk-ward!

OMG THEY’RE TOUCHING EACH OTHER IN PLACESSSS

it only took like one second for it to go from smooch to make out sesh like woah! :o

this is hot af not gonna lie ;)

OOOOOH CAL’S BITING HER NECK

AND THEY BROKE THE CHERRY JARS OHHHHH

that’s 2009 dnp approved! ;D

but seriously tho who keeps a bunch of cherry jars? make outs must happen a lot at noah’s house...

OH NO what if cal is jul’s first kill on accident? :o

jul gets a hickey and cal gets vamprism! that’s fair right? ;)

JUL IS BLUSHING SO MUCH OMGGGG :D

HOLY FRICK JUL’S FANGS JUST CAME OUTTTTT

SHE WAS DEFANGED!!!!!! :o

she just bit cal YAAAS!!!! :D

HOLD UP cal’s family hunts vampires... right?

OMG YES IT’S IN HER POV NOW

ooh cal recently moved and she’ll be moving again in a few months? :o

oh no cal had nightmares of monsters because of her parents hunting! :o

aww :)

lady: “rituals: a sequence of important activities, gestures, words and actions performed in a sequestered place. in other words, get your narrow ass out of my way so i can do my job right.” OHHHHH ROASTED B)

ooh the narrow asses are her older brothers theseus and apollo! :o

HOLD UP one of them just said they’re monster hunters so ARE THESEUS AND APOLLO LIKE DEAN AND HIS BRO IN ‘SUPERNATURAL’

cal: “i spend a lot of my time trying to be normal.” jul’s like same! :D

some families go to disneyland... and others go to graveland ;)

cal: “one day, i’m gonna be the greatest monster hunter who ever lived. and these clowns will simply be known as my brothers.” lol! :D

WOAH THEO WAS 12 WHEN HE MADE HIS FIRST KILL??? :o

apollo was 14 so that’s still young!

oops cal failed at her shot...

that’s why cal is the lookout

...again :/

OMG THE ADVICE HER BROS GIVE IS THE EXACT SAME AS ELINOR’S :o

“stay calm, be prepared and always finish what you start.”

i wonder if its a vampire thing that the hunters adopted or vice versa... ;)

maybe if the hunters weren’t you know hunters they’d be able to get along! they have similar experiences! :D

ooh a zombie is out on the loose! :o

two zombies!

so they are monster hunters and it’s not just a term for vampires!

apollo to the zombie: “damn, you are ugly!” lol! :D

ooooh i wonder if monster hunters exist in the monster high universe and that’s a reason for the hatred! :o

wait a sec zombies are undead so when they’re killed are they superdead?

oh no there’s a third ghoul and no one’s listening to her! :o

TIME FOR CAL’S KILL BBY! :D

the brothers got to it aw :/

cal: “she looked like a ghoul!” so she wasn’t...?

OMG SHE WAS A VAMPIRE WOAHHHHH

aww cal’s dad is on the phone with her while hunting! :)

dad: “you’re sixteen once, cal. you’re allowed to have a life.” ooh so cal and jul are 16! and cal’s life is with jul... ;)

mom: “hey stranger.” dad: “hey, gorgeous.” aww how romantic! :)

apollo still has his food! ;)

and he’s complaining about his job! just like what mom said he’d do...

apollo: “this is bullshit!” mom: “hey! do you want me to lose my religion in this house tonight?” lol! ;D

aww everyone clinked their glasses to killing monsters except for cal :(

some random guy on the street to a girl: “damn. you’re hot.” damn. you’re not! ;D

ooh she has a sleek mac computer! ;D

and a kind of messy desk just like me!

cal: “wazzup!” friend: “you’re alive?” um... hello to you too?

cal: “you know how moving can be.” friend: “is that code for ‘i found another girl and have been making out with her behind the gym?” it was behind a big pantry closet actually... ;)

also woah that’s her gf??? :o

ooh cal’s feeling her! ;)

omg the friend has a first kill! :D

the friend has an arrow on her arm and cal is drawing one on with marker :’)

woah her lineage is a thousand years old! :o

cal: “but don’t you worry juliette. i won’t underestimate you.” oooh does she know? :o

ooh there’s a feeling you get? :o

the pills have blood in them!! :o

oh no is cal sus of jul until the kiss?

jul’s a daywalker! :o

mina be like same! ;D

i love seeing a new perspective on the scenes from earlier! :D

i missed the silver thing last time and was like ‘wait why did jul say pure silver?’ turns out cal dropped silver jewelry and it made that horrifying imprint into jul’s hand! i hope it’ll fade away soon...

omg cal was watching that whole thing! :o

cal: “you’re a monster. and i’m a hunter.” and now you’re her lover... ;)

cal: “and there’s only one way this story ends.” yeah with a kill of love... ;)

this explains cal’s sus look during spin the bottle! :D

oh so THAT’S why they went into the closet! :o

and so cal could make her first kill... ;)

the ‘um... ok’ is more surprise the second time around!

cal: “there are only three rules to being a hunter.” jul: “there are only three rules for your first kill.” stay calm, be prepared and always finish what you start?

I KNEW IT! ;D

HOLY FRICK CAL JUST STABBED JUL WITH A STAKE!!!!! :o

and jul’s pained face is like another jul i know! (julia when charrington’s men beat the frick out of her in 1984)

and that ends the ep! jul obviously survives that stake to the heart, but how? i’m excited to find out! :D

this was a great first ep and i loved it! a lot of people say it’s bad or cheesy and yeah it’s a bit cheesy, but it was fun! the only ya thing i’ve seen is the first hunger games movie (and two pages of twilight) so i guess it’s cheesier when you’ve been exposed to more of it and aren’t a ya. i thought it was great! jul is so cute, cal is awesome and their romance is mmm mmm mmm! definitely a better story than edward and bella! ;D

#livewatch #this looks hot and nice and something i'm so ready to see! ;D

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half-a-hetero · 3 years

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Literally no one ever:

Me at any time in the day:

“tHErE iS nO sUcH tHinG. As mAgiC *loud clap*

“sUnshiNe, DaiSiEs, bOttOm mELLoW, tUrN tHiS StUpiD faT rAt yELloW

“shAt up hArRy-

“and I’m malfoy. DrAcO, mAlfoY

“mE da’S a mUgGLE, me mUms a WiTcH. Bitofanastyshockwhenhefoundout

“its leviOsa. Not leviosA-

“trOLL IN THE DUNGEON,, thoUGHt yOu outta knOw

“nO yoU cAnT !!

“how cOUld i be so sTUpid

#Harry Potter #hp #quotes #mAKE IT STOP #i cant help myself #it rlly annoys the shit out of my friends #and teachers lol wUT #hermione #Draco Malfoy #ron weasley #seamus finnegan #vernon dursley #quirrell

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sadwizardvibes · 4 years

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sometimes sending emails to my italian profs is me effortlessly writing a message with a clear, concise idea, in italian, and a reply from the aforementioned italian prof because they understood exactly what i meant and we had an effective communication. But sometimes sending emails to my italian profs is spending too long trying to decide whether to send the message in italian or english, settling for italian because i think they would reply in italian anyways, writing a message with difficulty and probably lots of mistakes, and recieving as a reply a single sentence without capitalization or punctuation in english.

#personal #this is a very niche problem/post #but this happens so fucking much #in high school your teachers are always like 'your college profs this/your college profs that'#'you have to be professional or they wont take you seriously'#seriously college profs will reply to a super professional email like 'wut? no sry i just spilled my coffee lol'

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finding-an-angle · 3 years

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Newsies as a Convo in my Group Chat

Jojo: ya know what i realized? Something rlly bad has happened every year of high school

Race: pls explain

Jojo: freshman year was the trash can fire

Davey: huh?

Smalls: OH YEAH

Smalls: it was in the boys bathroom right?

Jojo: yep

Katherine: how did that even happen?? Like isn't there just paper towels in the trash??

Davey: damp paper towels were set on fire?!? WHAT?

Jojo: moving on, sophomore year there was that dumpster fire in the parking lot during lunch

Finch: lolol i still have that video

Elmer: at least the fire station was a block away

Race: and the dean leaving

Albert: and our funeral for him

Ike: AND HIS MEME PAGE!!

Race: THE MEME PAGE

Davey: wut?

Race: shame u werent there freshman or sophomore year davey,,,that’s when we peaked

Crutchie: Jack started a meme page on insta with pics of the dean

Crutchie: Race supplied the pics and Jack posted 'em

Jack: that account is still alive and well even after he transferred schools

Romeo: so that's why there were those students from the other school at our homecoming

Katherine: yep!

Jojo: yeah, the ones who brought posters wanting us to take back the dean

Jack: smh if anything they should be thanking us

Jack: he was a blessing

Jojo: junior year was the bathroom leak

Davey: I was in there when it happened...

Albert: yikes sorry dude

Race: ig u could say...

Race: u were in the room where it happened 😉

Davey: no Jack was there too

Jack: no one else was in the room where it happened

Spot: to this day i still think Jack flooded the bathroom

Jack: DID NOT

Jack: IT JUST HAPPENED

Sarah: lol okay

Sarah: u idiots forgot the biggest tragedy of junior year

Elmer: which is?

Davey: covid?

Sarah: when the French teacher stopped giving candy out

Katherine: OH YEAHHHHH

Elmer: smh stupid freshies taking the candy ruining it for all of us

Crutchie: so aside from covid what was the tragedy senior year

Smalls: no winter musical

Jack: spot's new haircut

Albert: no senior prank

Spot: no sports

Spot: also i will invert ur kneecaps kelly

Jack: ofc u go for my knees theyre the only thing u can reach

Spot: *goes offline*

Davey: RUN JACK RUN

Jack: okay stay hydrated kiddos

Jack: *goes offline*

Specs, who rarely talks in chat: i bet jack is gonna have a black eye

Finch: SPECS

Sarah: yoooooo

Race: hehe specs the specter

Specs: *goes offline*

Race: ohno

Race: *goes offline*

#newsies #honestly a lot of fires happened at school...#like at least once a year #we're cursed #newsies au #jack kelly #crutchie morris #davey jacobs #albert dasilva #racetrack higgins #spot conlon #romeo newsies #newsies smalls #sarah jacobs #jojo de la guerra #mike and ike newsies #specs newsies #finch cortez #maya's angle

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