#and that isn't an understatement

[starsonmarsy]

hypnosis allowing me to be able to cum hands free over and over for 5 mins straight is always a crazy concept to process

#like damn #the other day was crazy #literally gushing and soaking everything just from pretty words and a dog clicker #(pretty words is a simplified understatement tbh) #isn't hypnosis crazy? #hypnosis #mars.txt #hypno.txt

[kyouka-supremacy]

I thought about putting the bsd trailers and manga equivalent panels side by side because clearly there is something wrong with me (open the images to be able to read for better quality)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd s4 #bsd season 4 #mine #long post #← SORRY I HOPE YOU LIKE THE COLORS OF THE BSD TRAILER #Please appreciate #Saying I spent days over this is an understatement #Might change the caption later but like. the sentiment is true #Did you know Tumblr doesn't allow you to upload pictures heavier than 20MB? Ask me how I found out #I will probably upload a folder with the original quality later... I need to find an alternative to Dropbox because I filled up all the spac #I will try to upload a folder with the original quality images later... #I need to find an alternative to Dr*pbox because I've filled up all the space there 😪 #And I generally try to avoid G*ogle services so Drive isn't an option either... #I feel like photoshop was going to come out of the computer directly to strangle me #Making this was just one “Could not complete your request because the scratch disks are full.” “Could not complete your request because the #Now Tumblr. Please don't break when posting this

[nonuggetshere]

I had a realisation yesterday about FaaF and my own ocs

Not to mention they're all gods and royal

#spooky arts #faaf au #gods and pawns #NOT THE HAIR AND SCARS TOO....THAT FUCKING FLOORED ME WHEN I WAS DRAWING THEM #the second and last ocs' designs are still a wip. first time drawing Kaya (the second lady)...ever. she just sat in my head for years #technically Abel isn't her bio kid but they're her husband's and they see each other as family so who the fuck cares #to be fair calling their family situation complicated is an understatement #my ocs #also. pk 🤝 kaya; bug #oc: mephistopheles #oc: kaya #oc: abel

[i-still-mask-because]

I still mask because I can't avert my eyes from the obvious signs that it has never gone away since 2020. Like, I'm often not even good at noticing subtlety IRL, but these signs are not hard to find. People are in denial.

AND I still avoid eating in restaurants because eating is the one thing you have to take off your mask for, and I am not doing that in some indoor and enclosed environment where hundreds if not thousands of people have been unmasked that day alone.

Also just... thank you so much for making this blog ^^;;

😷

#i feel this so so much. #people really are in denial and believe they're exempt from reality #frustrating and infuriating feel like understatements at this point. #and i too don't feel comfortable eating indoors at aaallll. #i would need to be the only person in the restaurant in order for me to feel comfortable with that. and even then are the employees masking #if I'm not at home i 100% prefer to eat somewhere as isolated as possible. #ideally somewhere with a comfortable view and lots of nature around me to add a layer of safety and ease. #during this course im taking I've been enjoying my lunch at a street pier and finding some ease with watching the view of the river & plant #it's the little things that help. #also of course!!! I'm so so glad this blog is serving as a safe space for people! :) #fr I'm really happy to hear you're appreciating it ty for letting me know ^_^ #thank you for sharing 😷💛 #covid #i still mask because #covid isn't over #covid is airborne #covid pandemic #covid awareness #ask queue

[ultimatepokemontournament]

I've kept this to the tags before, but I really want to remind you guys that there are a wealth of ways for you to find this information yourself that is both easier and faster than asking me! Search up the Pokemon on this blog, check the website! That's all I do to put these together. My ability to answer these is severely limited by my availability, which is quite limited for likely at LEAST the next month due to some fairly serious and complex circumstances.

Anonymous asked:

How’s the Scolipede line doing?

Venipede ended up in 3rd place in its 5-way poll and did not qualify for rematch.

Whirlipede ended up in 3rd place in its 4-way poll, losing to Zoroark.

Scolipede won its 5-way poll, rematched, and won again against Swoobat. It will continue on to R2.

Anonymous asked:

How's Tsareena + co doing?

Bounsweet and Tsareena, who I accidentally put in the same poll, lost by quite a bit to Mimikyu.

Steenee came in last in its 4-way poll, losing to Rowlet.

@strawb3rrym1lkblog asked:

how did galarian slowking and hisuian zorua do in round 1?

Galarian Slowking came in last in its 5-way poll.

Hisuian Zorua won its 5-way poll by a massive margin.

Gen 9 spoilers beneath the cut.

Anonymous asked:

How are the wooper lines doing?

Wooper won its 4-way poll by an extremely strong margin. It will appear in less than 6 hours in its R2 poll.

Quagsire won its 4-way poll, rematched, and won against Lugia by almost 20%. It will appear in less than 8 hours in its R2 poll.

Paldean Wooper won its 4-way poll but was only 4% ahead of Ceruledge. It is currently rematching with a strong lead.

Clodsire is currently winning its 4-way poll by a strong lead. The poll closes in about 2 days, though I will probably call it tomorrow.

#inquiries #i hope my intro paragraph up there doesn't come off as harsh D: #i'm struggling to say like gjfijgf this isn't convenient for you guys #it gets a little spammy and i have like negative hours free time #so im not sleeping in order to do this rip #serious and complex are a bit. understatements but i have no idea how to explain this without doxxing myself a little lol #but me taking hours to answer these also feels a bit like im gatekeeping the answers at my leisure 😭

[aprettyspy]

I am going through a 'Daniel Craig in Slight Profile' phase. This is a beautiful photograph, even if the subject were less handsome. The colouring and lighting are gorgeous

#daniel craig #daniel craig in profile #handsome man #well isn't that the fucking understatement

[sortanonymous]

Just remembered this one comment I had on AO3 (kinda forgot the fic) and now I can't stop imagining Elfilis as Elvis Presley.

#kirby #kirby memes #fecto elfilis #kirby elfilis #elfilis #elvis presley #elvis presely memes #kirby and the forgotten land #this is like by far the most i've ever gotten from elfilis's existence and to say it isn't close would be an understatement #they should have taken up being a rockstar instead of a ruthless monster and mediocre final boss #okay i'll stop the elf hot takes for a bit now #if i could draw for crap i'd totally draw elfilis doing elvis cosplay #maybe even replacing elvis with elfilis on the covers of those songs #btw those are still the only elvis songs i really know about #apart from blue christmas mainly because my mom likes singing it in intentionally off-key ways during the holidays #i guess i inherited more from her than i thought but that's a different story #i may send an ask to someone about this but i can't help but feel bad sending any asks to artists just 'cause my skills suck #oh yeah also i've never heard “jailhouse rock” i just know about it but just move on with your life anyway #move on from imagining elfilis having a past as a rockstar before going psycho and becoming a murderous monster

[fourspiceblend]

It's almost OCTOBER and people are still doing ye olde 3H vs Engage discourse make it stoppppppp

#delete later #it's my fault for going on shitter isn't it #nitpicking is a fucking UNDERSTATEMENT

[tj-crochets]

Crafting update! - I set out to make a teddy bear (either a memory bear or a Bucky Bear, whichever, both are on my to-make list) - I did not do that - I have a baby quilt almost done??? I mean I’d already had the quilt top done, but I made the quilt sandwich, pinned it in place, and quilted it - I’m pausing to cool down because it’s currently hot* in the room where my sewing machine is, but once I’ve cooled down all I need to do is trim the backing and batting to size and add the binding. Almost done!! :D *it’s not that hot I am just a delicate plant that thrives in a very very narrow temperature range

#crafting update! #the narrow temperature range thing is if anything an understatement #I got a room thermometer because my doctor suggested it #because unfortunately I react to cold pretty much the same as beginning stage allergic reactions? #I don't actually go on to actually HAVE allergic reactions to cold #but I couldn't tell them apart and my doctor was like 'get a thermometer' #so now I know: less than 70 degrees and I am needing to have layered hoodies and blankets and slippers and slipper socks #over 76 and I start wilting in the heat #I CAN adjust that temperature range from like 68-78 as ideal temperatures #but it takes an absurdly long time. so usually by the end of winter #I'm like '68 really isn't that bad!' just in time for the weather to change #and the window of ideal temperature is never more than 5 or 6 degrees #so when it's adjusted down I handle heat even worse #humidity narrows that temperature range even further #at this point I kinda feel like I should be in a terrarium like a reptile with very specific habitat needs

[marvus-xoloto]

i think the cleverest symbolism in friendsim is in marvus's route where Zebruh is pretty consistently superimposed over Marvus's stage, and Marvus's horns (as a part of his stage) are like a halo over zebruh's head.

kind of like. hey. these two dudes have something in common- perhaps they are in the same headspace re:morality- despite what the unreliable narrator says. idk if it was intentional but it was pretty clever.

#silas.txt #i'm pretty sure there isn't another thing like this but symbolism is what the reader makes of it #dgmw i love marvus *furiously shaking with the weight of the understatement* #but like. he is not in it for the little guy lmao

[hifumihime]

my workplace is subjecting me to a 5 HOUR training session all because ONE PERSON on a DIFFERENT TEAM was rude to a client over email and almost caused them to walk. Only my team and hers have to do the five hour version, the rest of the office gets to do the hour version... which I ALSO HAVE TO DO for some reason!!!!

#to say I'm livid is an understatement #at least the training isn't until next month #which gives me time to learn how to sleep with my eyes open #please shut up sean #I really need to quit my job #or marry a rich person

[a-hackneyed-premise]

What kind of sentence is reasonable for a 16 year old who stole a brand new Jaguar as part of an organised crime ring, drove it through country lanes at speeds in excess of 115 mph including through several 30 mph zones, before ultimately crashing head on into a car containing two elderly people, and a 43 year old in the back, causing life changing injuries to all 3 passengers (although miraculously killing no one) then while awaiting the court case stealing several more cars for the same crime ring, and having your brother send death threats to a key witness?

Because apparently it's 2 years probation.

#the little shit appealed his sentence #and fucking won #he's no longer in custody #he's on fucking probation #to say I'm furious is an understatement #I'm genuinely shaking #thank you english justice system #my families lives have literally been ruined by this #my family can no longer visit me #because my home isn't accessible to them #especially to my dad #they used to come down every other week #i can't go up there much #because of course my son is at school #and i work weekends #so not only have his actions left my family disabled #he's robbed them of watching their only grandchild grow up

[fanfic-lover-girl]

Goodbye Frieza. Never do mischief again. May you live the rest of your life in peace - Son Goku

Ruling over a Planet Trade Organization that does commercial genocide

Destroying your birth planet

Blowing up your best friend like a balloon

Curb stomping your 5-year-old son

Destroying Namek and killing its people

Attempting to kill you

WHAT MISCHIEF 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

#frieza saga #frieza #dbz #dragonball z #son goku #mischief is a massive understatement #lol #goku really is a joker isn't he #namek saga #at least goku stopped sparing villains after this thank goodness #i love son goku #but i giggled when he said mischief

[earl-grey-love]

AT LONG LAST I HAVE ACQUIRED HIS VAMPIRE OUTFIT WAHOOOO 😍😍

#hes looks so good he is so beautiful #the grind for this took me no exaggeration like 4 months #to say I am dedicated would be an understatement #oh so worth it tho #the red isn't really his colour but its nice to see him without the horns #pls release more barbs outfits pls pls pls #at least now i can use my raven for other outfits #i couldve had this sooner if i hadnt bought Levi's casual outfit #sunny speaks #ship: anything for you dear

[layla-carstairs]

PUSHING HIM DOWN A GLACIER AND THEN FLINGING HIMSELF AFTER HIM?????????? WHAT

#probably isn't healthy feels like the understatement of the year #the more you learn about mark & kieran the insaner it gets #bella reads los

[transingthoseformers]

They've got him! Jazz and Mirage got Megs!

#fic reading as ya do #mtmte megatron #idw mirage #idw jazz #now to see what's next because their prime isn't looking too hot right now (understatement)