#and that line in episode 1

[orangemoustache]

hope everyone who celebrates had a nice ‘it’s been eight years since wrath of the lamb aired and i’m STILL shaken’ day yesterday

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #wrath of the lamb #art #hannibal art #hannibal 3x13 #i say again. bedelia did so much for us. what would my life even be without that line #this is theoretically part 1 because these are all from the first half of the episode #but that would be misleading bc there won't be a part 2 lol

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | Carlos "I Don't Avoid" Reyes

#911 lone star #911lsedit #carlos reyes #tk strand #andrea reyes #full disclosure the andrea laughing gif is out of context. she doesnt laugh in response to that line. even tho she should have 100% #its more-so a representation of ME laughing uncontrollably while making this set #this set is me lovingly dragging his ass because that line was out of control hilarious given *gestures wildly above* #honestly there are probs some other ones I could have included somehow I just couldn't find a way to make them work smoothly #we love one (1) insanely repressed man who avoids all confrontation outside of his work and its carlos reyes #my gifs #911ls parallel #episode: s04e12 swipe left #episode: s02e02 2100° #episode: s02e04 friends with benefits #episode: s03e11 prince albert in a can #episode: s03e13 riddle of the sphynx #episode: s04e01 the new hotness

[smultronviol]

Ppl going "waaahh unpopular opinion but Alice is kind of annoying and obnoxious and I don't think I'd like be her friend irl" is so funny to me bc like.

God forbid a cast of characters be multifaceted and have actual flaws and unpleasant aspects other than "grr angsty hero" and "whoops i'm so clumsy". Sometimes character dynamics and arcs need to be prioritized above "who would i personally be niceys with irl"

2. bro just WAIT until you hear about season 1 jon lol

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #season 1 jon was obnoxious and sometimes a straight up ASSHOLE and you were supposed to find him kinda grating!!! #yes alice IS a bit annoying and too much sometimes (esp in the first episodes) and i love that <3 #like. its p obvious that she uses the over the top-thing as a shield (to push ppl away/as a defense mechanism/to avoid being vulnerable) #we see her drop the act sometimes w ppl like teddy and sam who she actually feels comfortable around (and who know and understand her) #but like. she's stuck in a job she hates and is kind of afraid of (she KNOWS smth abt the horrors and is keeping her head down to survive) #(shes obviously afraid of sam going to far bc she KNOWS its dangerous) #so yes her act gets too much sometimes and yes sometimes she crosses the line into straight up mean (esp against gwen) #(but their dynamic is a whole other can of worms) #but like. i'm pretty sure its supposed to be seen that way. the audience isnt supposed to just find her kooky funny #the facade is supposed to be dismantled by the viewer etc etc #kind of like SEASON 1 JON the obnoxious bastard!!!!!!! #like. if you ever think alice is too mean towards gwen pls listen to s1 jon again and how he speaks abt martin?? #from a position as his boss no less? ngl i wanted to throttle him sometimes #you kinda forget abt it in the later seasons and if you only engage w fandom content. but like. go back and listen to the shit #he actually says. jesus christ man. i remember kinda hating him in the beginning #and to be clear i love jon! i think hes a great character! #and like. its almost as if his early season personality and facade was an important setup for his character development #and relationships with the other characters??? #but anyway 'alice is kind of annoying' is not an unpopular opinion its literally the FUCKING POINT #and both her and jon are my sweet baby angels <3 #alice dyer #jon sims #(and obviouslyyy you're still allowed to dislike a character ppl can have their own opinions etc etc etc. i just personally find it funny)

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

I have started watching the german dub of phineas and ferb for fun (or should I say phineas und ferb)

- the va for german candace is pretty good. however I’m fairly sure she is also the va for stacy so whenever they’re together it sounds like she’s talking to herself. she does a good job with the craziness though

- german phineas is kind of annoying I don’t much care for his voice

- german ferb sounds nothing like the og

- german doof is good. idk I don’t have anything to say about him. I prefer the english voice of course (probably cuz I’m just used to it) and I think the spanish dub does a better job at sounding like the og but it’s not bad

- german baljeet sounds exactly the same

- I like the dubs of the songs. they even dubbed the quirky worky song which like they didn’t have to do that but it’s cool

- “perry das schnabeltier” is very fun to say

- the episode titles are mostly way different from the english titles. like for example “don’t even blink” is “der unsichtbare beweis” which translated to english means “the invisible proof.” kind of interesting

- update apparently they changed the name of gimmelshtump to “dunkeldorf” that’s hilarious

#phineas and ferb #I wish more episodes were on youtube tho it’s mostly just season 1 and some season 2 #the german version of it’s about time isn’t on there #I will have to investigate further #idk why I didn’t start watching this earlier like I know all the english lines so this is a good tool for improving my deutsch

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The most terrifying creature of all

[First] Prev <--> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #ouyang zizhen #nameless red disciple #Absolutely none of these people should ever be allowed in a haunted house #Except maybe LSZ #The juniors would either 1) Cry 2) punch one of the staff 3) pee a little bit 4) break something in fear. Dreadful patrons. #and they are supposed to be in training for dealing with the supernatural too! SMH! #I did enjoy drawing them cuddled up though B*) #WWX is banned from haunted houses too because he tries to get himself involved as one of the scare-ers. Which is a violation of union code #He's 'trying to make the experience more enriching' but in reality he just likes to get a reaction out of people. #Truly a guy you go to a corn maze with only to get separated from him. #And when you do find him he's face down what looks like his own blood #As you try and check to see if he's okay he suddenly grabs your ankles and starts spitting lines from the exorcist #Then laughs when you scream #Truly a guy who is NOT getting a second date #Next episode features something very very scary. Universally so. #a t-t-t-teen girl. #LJY is curled up on the ground btw. Joining the JC sock puppet that has also been just out of sight this entire time

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

#ted is played by what is very visibly a butch lesbian in a huge fake mustache. #roy is inexplicably played by himself in a wig. #ternt drunkenly and passionately explaining this whole thing. he says his own line and the trent actor (who also has a wig) gets to act it #trent waving his hands as he's explaining all this. the host being like 'not very often we get to have someone include the part where They #come into the story' and trents like [dorkiest finger guns] #also yes i said first tenure bc this scenario lives in post canon fantasy fix it land where ambiguously ted comes back to richmond #at some point. and also both bc my tedependent heart is obsessed and bc it's really funny #marries trent. just bc i want this to end with trent--hammered and pleased as punch--being like AND THEN I MARRIED HIM!!!!! #[falls back on couch happily] :) #also in the line of that great 5+1 social media fic #by jessjessthebest. a sequel thats just like a youtube video like #'we made ted lasso and trent crimm watch that episode of drunk history about them' and trent is just. head in hands the whole time. #ted is DELIGHTED. #anyway i rotate this in my brain fucking DAILY. it's so goddamn funny to me. #ted lasso #tedependent #tedtrent #trent crimm #the line in question being 'is this a fucking joke' i just realized i did not clarify that #no but really im obsessed with this it's so fucking funny #also any image trent had left of being a ruthless ex journalist is thoroughly ruined #all of his former colleagues have seen him and drunk and giggling and fully admitting what he was thinking at the time and oh boy #hes a disaster <3

[tim-lucy]

ONLY SHE MATTERS [OFFICIAL]

#the rookie #therookieedit #chenford #chenfordedit #tucy #lucy x tim #tim bradford #lucy chen #otp: doing my job #* #mine: gif #mine: the rookie #the rookie spoilers #IT WAS A DARK SUNDAY NIGHT #I was super excited for this episode because tim and lucy were in plain clothes #and that was so RARE those days #literally i kept waiting for the outfits from the 2b promo to show up #HEARING THAT LINE #SEEING IT COME BACK IS JUST SOOOOO!!!!1!!!!!!!! #I cant do this

[hjea]

Star Trek: Enterprise 4x21 Terra Prime

All the rocking in the world will not make that child vulcan... or human.

#star trek enterprise #trekedit #t'pol #elizabeth tucker #john frederick paxton #hey look i did decide to make myself sad again! #but despite the heartbreak i love this scene #paxton sucks but he makes such a good sparring partner for t'pol #all their encounters make for such great tension in an already great episode #although it is kinda ridiculous how thick paxton lays on the 'that child is a harbinger of doom!!1!!' line #like dude... you MADE that child #this is very much doom of your own making #let's chill out a bit #star trek #enterprise #mine

[ash-and-starlight]

OOPS I MEANT ZUKKA SCENE 😳

oh! my favorite zukka scene is this one <3

#id in alt text #i thought it was the one in the firebending masters where sokka said something along the lines of ‘zuko why don’t u jump into a volcano :)’ #but i remembered it wrong and he was just telling a joke 😔😔 #but anyway you come hERE IN ZUKKA CENTRAL ASKING FOR A FAVE SCENE?? #zukka never had a bad track honey #the parallels in the first ep as they’re putting on their armors? BANGER #the mutual concussions also in ep 1? KILLER #how stupid do you think i am? pretty stupid- ICONIC #do you you mind if i watch you jerks do your jerbending… GO AWAY!! AMAZING #pretty clouds…. yeah fluffy? INCREDIBLE #the entirety of the boiling rock like every single second of those two episodes??? FANTASTIC #THE TENT SCENE? UNPARALLELED #and don’T GET ME STARTED on how they were the only ones physically injured in the finale idk #but yeah aforementioned scene is such a zukka hit bc if it wasn’t for the rules of the land (-> a kid’s show) #sokka would have fuckin murdered zuko no biggie #and what is an enemies to lovers ship without some mutual killing maiming hatred? nothing #ash replies

[twitterdotcom]

Im sorry but the writers did not show Ed cleaning things up after he shot Izzy as a parallel when he started cleaning up after Stede left him so people could still say that he was healing and actually fine in s1ep10

#as much as I complain about s2 episodes 1-3 had a lot of genuinely strong moments #that should have been built upon rather than swept under the rug #by not acknowledging those episodes it did such a disservice to Ed #like listen izzy did step out of line #but I think that Ed was also like going to veer into self-destruction regardless #and by izzy doing that he became a target #which I don't think Ed would have done otherwise #izzy hands #like ed had izzy get rid of most of the crew and then after that Izzy was taking all the damage #it was only in ep 3 after ed thought izzy was dead that he ended up actually trying to harm the crew #ed critical #i guess? not really criticizing anything but I know sometimes things get misinterpreted and I'd just rather not have that happen

[mysticlilac-ec]

Idk a w.i.p👍👍👍 (that may or may not be one of the many others I don't finish-)

Looks a lil wonky but I'll fix it

I think- idk asdfghkzhgdhgrs

#the world of mr plant #twomp fanart #twomp #twomrp #argos twomp #the world of mr plant fanart #world of mr plant #ashur gharavi #eye love you #plargos #Argos and his 'little' stalking of mr plant woahhh !! #its like 1 am my brain is turning into mush #anyway my wips look silly cause of how it looks before i shade and line lol- #i was thinking about that one episode where argos let himself in while mr plant was sleepwalking and got this image in my head okay-

[leqclerc]

Drive to Survive S05E03 “Matter of Principal”: a summary

#formula 1 #drive to survive #dts s5 #dts spoilers #dts is a comedy show #'i watched leclerc go past i thought the gps was wrong' and 'charles was going bananas' may be my fave lines from this season #the comedic delivery of the gps line im CRYing #this might be the funniest ferrari dts episode to date im so serious #alternative title: christian horner et al recognizing game for 45 seconds straight 😤👏🏻 #anyway congrats to ferrari that is the most confused ive seen this man look EVER . the rivals are BAFFLED . more at 6 #anyway consider this a preview of my crack vid bc this is exactly the type of humour and editing i specialize in im so sorry #😭😭😭😭 #* #type: video

[gyokuken]

#tkrb #touken ranbu #touken ranbu kai #jiroutachi #taroutachi #izuminokami kanesada #nikkari aoe #uguisumaru #heshikiri hasebe #(should i even have tagged them all) #it's been a long time since i made gifs but i jumped so fast on making these jirouchan ones #thank you studio domerica i am spiritually healed #would've been alright hearing just his yawn and giggle this episode but he actually got more than ONE (1) LINE #TOURABU UR KILLING ME o(-<

[zishuge]

Ning-jiejie, what are you thinking about? Don't you think Mr. Xie was looking at me weirdly during yesterday's class? Did I offend him again somehow? Hmph! Mr. Xie... Story of Kunning Palace (2023) | Ep. 15

#story of kunning palace #宁安如梦 #jiang xuening #zhou baoying #xie wei #bai lu #zhang linghe #felicia fan #cdrama #cdramaedit #cdramasource #asiandramasource #sokpedit #*gifs:mine #for anon – the resolution of the walnut cake saga lol #i know i said maybe a few days but i had some time tonight so i wanted to get this out to you #BY THE WAY!!!!!! #jiang xuening's line that iqiyi has translated here as “history repeats itself” #is the same line that fang duobing has in episode 1 of mlc: 天道好循环 #where it is infamously translated as “karma’s a bitch” #karma's a bitch is not EXACTLY correct but it is so absolutely perfect #but i don't think ning'er would tell baoying here that karma's a bitch lmaooooo #so i have it as “what goes around comes around” #i guess the literal translation is kinda like “god’s will is circular”? something like that #this scene is so long i cut out a little bit in the middle or else it would've been like 15 gifs phew

[gayofthefae]

I know many of you don't read my long posts so here are my greatest recent Byler-canon comforts:

1. Lies, when revealed (especially when they directly influence the plot of the person lied to), have to affect the person lied to. Acceptance is a neutral response and therefore the only effects it can have on Mike are homo(phobic) or homo(sexual). (But homophobic wouldn't have impacted his actions and...well it isn't that one)

2. The nature of the tragedy of self-sabotage is that things would have gone differently had the character not self-sabotaged. Tragedy lies in the "what if". For season 4 to be a romantic tragedy for Will (which it canonically is even if the whole show isn't), there has to be a "what if"/"if only": if only Will hadn't lied, Mike would have reciprocated.

If these aren't true, the plot is pointless because it affects nothing if removed: Mike doesn't love Will? Then they wouldn't have ended up together whether Will told him or not. Mike doesn't love Will? Then he would have told El he loved her without the prompting of "you're the heart" and the painting from El. <- that is bad writing, and I trust the Duffers know better than that. They've demonstrated better in the past.

#byler proof #stranger things #byler #think romeo and juliet #if only they knew the death was fake #knives out [spoilers in the next tag!] #if only he knew he wouldnt have died #also the homosexual line was just fun im not taking a stance #i trust the duffers #and i stand by the idea that they could have weasled their way out kf byler after volume 1 #but i stead they wrote the van scene #and THAT is what REQUIRES canon #because they wrote a SETUP in the FINAL EPISODE #van scene #the painting #byler povs #byler predictions

[coconut530]

Some derps for the past three Malevolent episodes ~ 🕷️👩🏻🎄

#Malevolent #Malevolent Podcast #Sorry the first two are like sosososo late I just like… forgot to make them #But those episodes were like sososososo much so can’t blame me #But today was BENEVOLENT DAY #WHICH WAS THE MAIN ATTRACTION #GOD ALL OF IT WAS SO SO SO SO SO FUNNY #THE SITCOM AESTHETIC THE APRON THE MAILMAN THE TELEGRAM ALL HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND THE SAD TRUMPETS #AND THEN THEM TRYING TO GET THEIR SPIRITS UP AND PLAYING BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE #“IF WE HOLD HANDS THE FANS WOULD DIE” IS JUST HILARIOUS I TELL YOU #BC WE WOULD #AAAAANYWAY AND THE -ARTHUR’S FAMOUS IDEAS!!!1!!1!1- that go horribly sometimes but uhhhhhhLET’S NOT MENTION THAT #😂 OSCAR BLESS UR HEART AND AT LEAST YOU HAVE AN ARM IN THIS EP #EDDIE HI I BARELY REMEMBER YOU BUT HI #KRISTIAN NOEL PEDERSON HELLO SIR I LOVED YOUR MUSIC AND IT’S SO WEIRD TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE IN MALEVOLENT BUT YEAHHHHHHHHH #AND KAYNE! BEING MISCHIEVOUS AND STRANGE AGAIN! THREE HOURS IS NOT ENOUGH SIR JSYK #THEM AFTER LIKE ACTUALLY READING THEIR LINES THE DELIVERY I CAN’T— #AND DINNER! I KINDA WISH LIKE LARSON OR BUTCHER SHOWED UP BUT OH WELL VERY GOOD HOLIDAY SPECIAL MADE ME LAUGH A LOT YAYYYY MERRY CRIMES