#and thats very sexy of us!

[libraryspectre]

I just learned TJ Klune is asexual and I want to write a post about how I can see the influence of that in his writing (as another gay ace, anyway, I can't speak for him) but I feel like I need quotes for Evidence

#the house in the cerulean sea #under the whispering door #tj klune #something something sex is a factor but its never a huuuuge deal #something something the references to sex are never actually sexy #they more are used for humor or to signal intimacy/closeness/domesticity #like in the end of the house in the cerulean sea when it says the kids have had a lot of sleepovers #thats very cozy and domestic! and a little funny! #same with wallace and hugo #a lot of the references to sex are either humorous or signal a larger intimacy

[sheepandpencils]

In which Song Lan cuddles with a mangey stray, and also a cat. 

#Songxue #song lan #xue yang #the untamed #cql #is xy's lil butt a lil redder than u would expect? #yes #is there a reason for that? #perhaps #a sexy reason? #now thats for u to use ur imagination on #but lets just say that xy is very bratty

[emptylotfiasco]

wanting to have sex with a character literally makes EVERYONE STUPID!!!!!!!

#i used to say this about matt murdock and its true. his disease poisons womens brains like the chum bucket helmets in the spongebob movie #and makes them fill his tag with x reader fanfics portraying him as a sexy charming devil even tho his drywall is full of fist sized holes #anywas. this is about sagawa #because i think he is very interesting. i really like this realisation at the end that he was just as much of a cog in the machine as majim #and that all the violence he committed was impersonal and meaningless and thats just part of the world that they live in #but you can also never EVER look for content for him. because everyone hates him and the people who dont hate him WANNA FUCK HIM!!! WHY!!! #and u know what im sure that wouldnt be so bad if wanting to fuck him DIDNT MAKE EVERYONE STUPID!!! #but his grindset mentality and abusive dadcore behaviour has scared away all the intellectual hoes!!!!! #idk.... in the fandom there is a lack of like..... people wanting to engage with a dark crime story on its merits. i know there is antics #but like. theres not just antics. i kind of like the mirei stuff because it goes hey this fan favourite guy you like is A BAD PERSON. #just like all the people in these games. because theyre involved in organised crime. ITS CALLED. ITS CALLED YAKUZA. #so i think icking away from some characters because theyre 'too bad' isnt in the spirit of these games. #when kiryu is beating shibusawa to a pulp at the end of y0 he still thinks of oda you know #and stop wanting to fuck everyone!!!!!!! its making you retarded!!!!!!! ok end of post

[todayisafridaynight]

would it be okay if u told me why u like aoki😭/gen😭😭😭😭BEEN TRYNA LIKE HIM FOR SO LONG I JUST CANTT but i love ur art so much so i still consume it otherwise lol

i liked tohru adachi in high school and tbh i think that alone is enough of an explanation for why i ended up liking aoki

#snap chats #haha see i told you last post's tags were relevant #anyway vLKVJEVLKAEJVLKJ IM CRYING ANON youre so funny. this is the funniest ask i coulda got thank you so much #i dont know why i like him either <- yes i do #fine lets get Real Talk about it #well first off all i thought he looked hot rolling out the elevator and i was playing the eng dub and i think his voice sounds hot there #and thats like. not athing that happens to me ever <- literally thought sawashiro was hot two frames into the game but anyway #i like politician characters. or characters that are in a position of power ESPECIALLY if they have to act like they dont suck balls #like i very much love the idea of the power of charisma and that type of thing not to mention the 'strategizing' as aoki puts it #that comes with politics. LIKE HE SUCKS DONT GET IT TWISTED HE SUCKS BUT //shrug emoji// #like its why i love the mine rggo stories i like seeing mine's thought process and how he uses his intelligence #smart's sexy to me idk what to tell you but moving on #its fun watching him lose his cool too ESP IN HIS FIGHT LMAO HE STOMPIN HIS FOOT LIKE A TODDLER SHUT UP #i also really love the arakawa family in general and thinking of aoki's relationship with each of them makes my brain explode #especially him and sawashiro that shit is painful to watch and i love it so much #i also thought him going from goth to republican was the funniest shit in the world like i howled at that AND i was distraught #aokis so interesting to me from the notion that he IS loved by his family but he has so much hatred for himself it eats him up #and as a result he cant be happy no matter what he does- how hes constantly seeking validation even if it's nothing meaningful #his lil. Dog-Eat-Dog world world belief to ichi also appealed to my edgy depressed high schooler brain. sorry. #his speech at the lockers also got to me. unfortunately. sorry everyone i empathized too hard it got too real it wasnt funny anymore #like as much as i complain bout the very end the ending is what solidified me liking aoki if not also cause of ichi's impact in those scene #plus... analyzing him and the environment around him is so much fun too.... #idk reasons for why i like aoki also boil down to personal reasons. he still sucks tho so i cant be upset when people hate him LOL #i probably have more reasons or could elaborate more i love rambling but i mean. who really wants to read all that 💀💀 #maybe for a character that WASNT the worst but. aoki is so LMAO #thank you for loving my art regardless :) im sorry i have to be attached to the worst guys ever

[seilon]

every newer gen kpoppy who calls it revolutionary every time a big name bg member wears something vaguely skirt-like should be required to watch lee sungjong of infinite putting his whole pussy into performing coming of age ceremony by park jiyoon wearing the song's classic form-fitting black side-slitted dress with zero gimmicks way back in 2012

#its Required Material re: historical kpop genderfuckery #no but im 100% for real. this was in the middle of the era where bg members doing gg songs in drag and whatnot was a really #common gag at concerts and in variety shows and whatnot- especially using bg members who were/are considered the most effeminate #basically it was a big Joke and never taken seriously. alot of the time the dances would be exaggerated and whatnot and yeah they #werent like. REAL covers. werent usually respectful of the original gg/female idol's work and all that. haha man in dress type humor #i know if you're old enough to be following me and into kpop you probably know this already and im talking into space but whatever #anyway. sungjong said fuck that and fucking killed it with a genuine live cover (dance And vocals) of coming of age ceremony #which- as you can imagine based on the title- isnt just an iconic female idol song but one that's blatantly about female sexuality #and whatnot. wore the dress that's in the original mv (or something very similar) and didnt play it up with a wig or anything like that #(like what's usually the case when male idols cover gg songs to make it more clear that its a Costume and they are Crossdressing rather tha #just. being a guy and wearing a dress.) #did not shy away from the sexiness of the dance AT ALL to the point of riding the floor at one point more or less which. god fucking damn #but anyway. it's totally true to the original and is unapologetically sexy in an inherently orientation-fucking gender-fucking way and GOD #wish it got more attention than it did because THAT is revolutionary. thats the first performance i ever saw where a male idol did a #female idol song in the original female idol outfit live without any gimmick or even the implication that it COUNTS as drag. its SUCH a #big deal imo. and it helps that its really fucking hot but thats neither here nor there. anyway. i know its been years but i still have so #many feelings and opinions about sungjong's coming of age ceremony performance ghfgjhdgfdh WATCH IT #sungjong #infinite #kibumblabs

[venomgaia]

what's good about a pilot falcon?

HI! The Pilot Falcon (older generations were sold in the US as the Namiki Falcon for whatever reason) is a japanese fountain pen manufactured by Pilot!

it's often referred to as the best modern flex pen, or the best gold nib for a beginner! Tldr for people who aren't pen nerds, a flex pen is a pen that...well, flexes! Most pens have some sort of "flex" to them that results in some sort of line variation, but flex pens can handle a relatively higher amount of pressure. Think like a G nib used in a lot of manga. Old pens were the MASTERS at this, and a good bit of that is due to the nibs being made of gold, which naturally has a "bounce" to it that modern steel nibs have a really hard time living up to. Most people wax poetic about Waterman or other vintages like that because of it. Even modern gold nibs can't really keep up with the gold nibs of yore, but the Falcon is considered to be one that can. I do think legally it's considered a "soft" nib, meaning it's not truly a flex pen but has a lot of flex qualities to it, but some terms that get used are used interchangably so. idk. True flex nibs aren't really a thing in fountain pens these days outside of Noodler's Ahab and Konrad (which are their own nightmare and a half tbh).

The Falcon prized amongst artists for it's very fine nib, which Japanese pen manufacturers like Pilot and Platinum are known for. A Japanese Fine is comparable to a Western (Kaweco, Lamy) Extra fine, and a lot of these pens come in an EF, F, and M. It gets alot of nice line variation despite being so small, and is really an all-around great pen, if legend is to be believed :] An alternative to buying the Pilot Falcon would be getting the Pilot 912 FA, which has something called the "Falcon Nib," not to be confused with the actual pen. They actually look pretty different. The FA nib (right) has these weird cuts on their side that help with flexing and allow it to mimic a full-flex nib, but again. According to legend, modern pens don't flex like vintage pens do, but it IS pretty close.

(sources mentioned in alt text)

I've never used either myself, but I'm pretty picky about my pens and so I don't know if I'd ever pay upwards of $200 unless I got familiar with the nib first tbh....The falcon's nib isn't offputting to me like many feel about it, but I'm particular about aesthetics and the feedback on paper and I can't tell if I like them just from looks alone lol. Right now, I don't have much experience with pilot nibs, but if i were to get a pilot pen, tbh I'm looking at the Pilot Elite/e95s in a fine or medium, or a vintage platinum pocket pen.

Anyways that's that and this is also that. *twirls so elegantly and then collapses onto the ground in slapstick fashion*

#im a dweeb #im picky enough about pens that if the nib isnt particularly pleasing (good examples are Visconti Pelikan or Parker nibs) #or particularly unique (examples are Regalia Crossflex and Trilogy or most Music Nibs) #im not particularly drawn to them. superficial and so on #I really like inlaid/inset nibs like the Platinum Carbon or old Pilot desk pens. or the aforementioned Pilot Elite #The Shaeffer Quasi-imperial is PARTICULARLY sexy in design with the diamond inlay tbh #a good flexy or at least bouncy pen can be EF or F for me (sometimes F is actually too large like with the Platinum Preppy) #i tend to benefit from thin nibs anyways (and gold but bouncy steel is good too) because the inks i use are wet #so im not always picky about nib size. but i AM also rlly picky about pen body shapes and a lot do NOT speak to me #I like desk pens bc of the tapered tail but they really aren't suited for travel. but i dont care much for the classic cigar shape of pens #i like how twsbi pens are shaped. i strongly dislike lamy's shape these days. flat top and torpedo pens are better imo #Benu makes both beautiful and gaudy pens and the dream would be a regalia crossflex in either a benu or something truly atrocious #like a custom fountain pen themed after my lonesome cowboy by takashi murakami. no i wont elaborate no dont look that up #alas fountain pens are an expensive hobby and ppl can be a bit dickish about 'lower quality' pens so its not very newbie friendly #esp on reddit. some ppl are so obnoxious tbh. i like the tumblr fp fans way better theyre a lot more helpful and not married to brands #OK THATS ENOUGH SORRY YOU GOT THE RAMBLINDS OF A LUNATIC ITS MIDNIGHT GOOD NIGHT ANON #not art

[dramawatchinggoblin]

Team: im so secretive and sneaky about my relationship with win. no one can know about it, im a very private person

also Team:

#between us #winteam #its very sexy of him #good for you my guy #hes not on a scholarship for his braincells thats for sure

[sailorblossoms]

I really can't get over Simon reframing the chimera incident romantically when he finally verbalizes his love for Baz because, first of all, that's very sexy and unhinged of him.

Also, it actually makes sense? Because during CO Baz tell us that Simon is basically unbeatable, and later he says that Simon is "beautiful in battle". And in a way, Simon truly comes alive when he has something to fight, someone to protect. So when a angsty unhinged Baz who can't decide if he wants to "kiss or push" Simon sends a monster after him to scare him, we can read it as practically flirting, even if that wasn't on anyone's confused disturbed little heads atm, cuz truly a monster send after Simon it's a dead monster. And the fact that Simon wasn't scared and instead fought and emerged victorious? It very likely just made Baz like him even more (and was also what deterred him from pulling that shit again, the crazy and dangerous of it all aside, but also cuz what if it just makes Simon hoter?!!). It's kinda on the same level as Simon going to see all of Baz football practices for them, because "surely he must be pLOTting" when in reality Simon was just very into hot and sweaty Baz destroying everyone else on the field.

By sending a monster after Simon, Baz got to see first hand how beautiful Simon is in battle, and while Simon used this as proof of "Evil Baz" atm we know that in retrospect, and in his own unhinged way, there was a part of him that saw himself fighting to keep Baz safe and unharmed as a confession of romantic love (and with Baz being the one getting them in that situation in the first place, he might have been like "you bitch!!" and "haha this didn't go as u planned!" when the chimera turned on Baz, but a part of him was still like "it's ok, i won't let anything actually harm him/put him in actual danger, no matter what he did" which is line with that part in awtwb where Baz is like "you hated me back then Simon, what are u talking about" and Simon goes "yeah sure but I still wouldn't have let anything hurt u")

And I can't definitely see goofy goth "emo shit" Baz frustrated and confused as hell, like he just wanted to scare a guy and is walking away stunned by his beauty in combat and his bravery and how dare he protected him so well??? Truly he wants him dead. Simon not dying can only be described as punishment for Baz's poor dramatic gay heart,

#theyre true monsterfuckers #they give us sexy #they give us unhinged #they give us kinky #good for them!!! #also fuck the mage but theres something very funny about him listening to baz be like #i wanted him dead and he isnt #thats punishment enough #and the mage going fair enough have a nice day #right in front of simon lmao #also baz can appreciate how hot simon is in a fight when simon isnt actually in danger #otherwise is just near heart attack after near heart attack for good ol baz lol

[lavender-blush]

The fexi fandom in a nutshell:

#i think thats very sexy of us #fexi #fexi brainrot #julie thinks

[freebooter4ever]

You know, one thing ive been thinking about the whole keke's outfit thing...it continues to baffle me how the straight heterosexual view of women's 'attractiveness' STILL tends to equate scantily clad with 'availability' or 'asking for it' or 'putting it on display'. As if wearing something skimpy is what threatens the boyfriend's position as the only man who is allowed to be attracted to his girlfriend.

But like. And i cant speak for all women attracted to women here. But i KNOW i am not the only woman who watched nope, caught the VERY SUBTLE HINTS, and was immediately like 'oh she is the hottest thing ever I AM DEVOTED TO HER' because we are starved for lesbian characters just being allowed to exist and be attractive on screen without catering to the male gaze. Like the akira slide and motorcycle scenes? Sexy as hell. The little dancey thing to classic music? Sexy. Her general refusal to sit upright? Still hot. And she was doing it all in slightly butch but still extremely stylish clothing that basically covered everything. And i mean she was still the most attractive character on that screen the entire time, i probably missed half the movie because i was just watching her the whole time. And it had absolutely nothing to do with how little she was wearing.

Like yes keke herself also looked sexy in that dress/bodysuit that her boyfriend hated so much. But why is it THAT that makes him insecure? Why not the thousands of lesbian/bisexual girls who watched nope a few too many times just to daydream about dating a girl like emerald one day?

#Journal shit #My own insecurities are all about emotional intimacies #Like the physical attractiveness stuff doesnt make me jealous #If other people find my significant other attractive thats fine #But if it starts to feel like there is someone who would be better suited for my significant other emotionally or personality or whatever #Yeah lol #It seems like with men its very much about control #They want to control the relationship and feel secure that their woman is performing *sexy* only for them #Though i would guess an independant woman scares and intimidates insecure men too #Like a woman who has a choice to just walk out scares them #I have tried and tried to wrap my head around shit like this #Like my abusive ex used to HATE all my friends #Every. Single. One. Of. Them. #And he refused to believe i wasnt secretly wishing i could date every other person in my life #Like everyone was a threat #And i bent over backwards trying to make him feel secure nothing EVER worked #I lost tons of friends that year 2011 is hell year for a reason i was SO isolated and lonely and hermity #I would make friends and then lose them quickly partially because my boyfriend didnt like anyone #And its not like he wasnt very vocal about the girls he ACTUALLY wanted to be dating who werent me #and how much he resented me for not being prettier more talented more elegant/refined whatever #It was a mind fuck and always made me feel like i was going crazy trying to jump all the hoops #Even after he dumped me theres still sad sack journal entries on this blog of me sighing about how much i loved and missed him lmao #I took all his insecurity and hate and turned it on myself like why couldnt i BE better why couldnt i make him happy #Spoiler alert that didnt work #I guess i always felt like i kinda deserved it i was mostly ugly and not worth much and who can blame my ex #But seeing women who have it all STILL get stuck dealing with asshole behavior? :( makes me sad

[horsescary]

not having access to a banjo for 3 days has made me lust for banjos that I cant even buy cause my credit limit is too low

#the nechville comet is so fucking sexy #its a solidbody electric banjo #they kinda looks like if a telecaster was a banjo? if that makes sense #tbf i dont have a very high credit limit but thats besides the point #shits like $2000 but like......... #they're so fuckin cool!!!!!!!!!!!! #maybe i'll get one in a year or 2 who knows #i use credit cards responsibly btw

[svampira]

so scared of starting another painting

#calling them paintings feels pretentious but theyre not illustrations and theyre not doodles so #now that i think of it what makes an illustration an illustration. whatever #anyways the last two were both something i was very excited to make and they turned out...mid #this is another concept that i think is really fun and sexy and im gonna be so mad if i waste it on bad art #i still need to get used to procreate but thats not just it ..... im the problem #im scared making shit im actually proud of is going to turn into an accident

[hamandeggbun]

Fanart of @unpretty 's incredible Squirrel Girl fic If This Kra-van's A-Rockin'...

The moment I read this bit the above image popped into my head fully-formed and would NOT leave me alone!! The entire thing is so so good and funny and hot please read the entire thing go go go

#it is very not safe 4 tumblr so heads up #ham art #squirrel girl #fanart #the unbeatable squirrel girl #kraven the hunter #kraven the hunter x the unbeatable squirrel girl #deleted then reuploaded and tumblr murdered the quality :( #there are TOO many good lines from this fic to choose from unprettys like my fav fic writer shes so funny but also like characterisation??? #special place in my heart for circe and the liboartarians #the part about galactus #and you try to embarrass me by saying we had sex I'm going to be like: yes. I hit that. Then I'm going #to high-five Iron Man because we're friends and if anyone's going to understand that situation it'll be him :D #the bit where kraven starts FLEXING and POSING #doreen clapping harder + 'we'll be like a clock!' #kraven's use of unorthodox grammatical constructions to capitalize on fear of the other takes me OUT every time thats a fav #also its hot like yeah its a sexy time #i cant keep going cuz if i did we'd be here all day id copypaste the entire fic #thank u kitty unpretty #anyways full disclosure ryan north and erica henderson's squirrel girl is the only squirrel girl i have read #i own one volume of it from a library book sale and by GOLLY did that get put to use in drawing this

[frutavel]

#artists on tumblr #world of warcraft #warcraft troll #warcraft dragon #oc:alarion #not much to add here except all dragons are neurodivergent sorry i don't make the rules #something something dragons taking mortal forms can be used as a metaphor for autistic folks masking in order to fit in w the neurotypicals #something something alarion's guise being flawed is a metaphor for how he refuses to fit in all the way and still holds onto authenticity #also thats not just a metaphor alarion is canonically autistic and i think thats very sexy of him

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Killian, boarding the Jewel of the Realm for the first time: Boy oh boy I know this ship very well it sure is convenient that the deck and the floorplan and all of the rooms exactly match the cargo ship I've been a slave on. What a coincidence!

#me anytime i see a boat in ouat: your honor thats the jolly roger youve just repainted it #killian jones #once upon a time season 5 #the jolly roger #liam jones #i honestly think the fact that they used the same set pieces for both the main deck AND the captain's quarters/chartroom is... interesting #but anytime i see the roger's set im like 'this is my ship' and i think that is very sexy of me #once upon a time #incorrect once upon a time quotes

[cerbreus]

i work from home and kind of only talk with my roommates maybe a little bit in a day, so needless to say i do not talk to people much right now and i do not have a common grasp on what is normal to say in conversations with people who are not my roommates. anyway this thought brought to you by me forgetting it’s not normal to call cool woodworking designs or well made texture trim sheets ‘Sexy’ in normal conversations with most people.

#i have gotten some looks recently #for using that word for things that are just really cool and satisfying #i will maintain that a really well organized trim sheet IS sexy #but maybe thats not how most people use that word so maybe i should keep that thought to me #personal stuff #its very true that when u work from home for long enough you just become a little weird #or in my case a lot weird probably but i was already autistic to begin with just didn't know it #apparently everybody else did though