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l3viat8an · 4 months

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You can never tell Mammon you’re cold because he can’t act fucking normal for five minutes- rather then giving you his jacket he tries to zip you in with him, telling you to put your arms in the sleeves with his and that his body heat will keep you warmer anyway :)

#he’s so dumb #but I love him sm <3 #(Lily if you see this it’s based on that conversation we had a few days ago lolol)#obey me!#obey me mammon #obey me mammon x reader #obey me fluff #soft stuff!#obey me #om!#obey me hcs #om! hcs #om! mammon #om! x reader #ro’s dumb stuff tag!#mams <333

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gifti3 · 5 months

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what?

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me mammon #obey me mc #my art #myst1c/ messenger gave me this idea lol #the way i couldnt stop drawing this until it was complete #a dumb joke will always keep me motivated #comic

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mainsumper · 6 months

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Hehe >:) this is canon y know

#doodle #obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me shall we date #sketch #dumb sketch

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imcalledwicked · 8 days

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The dangers of walking around topless with neep nerp piercings.

Poor Mammon... someone save himb

((Reference to a Tiktok. Context 👇🏻))

#big of heart but dumb of ass #obey me #obey me fanart #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #om! mammon

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smoft-demons · 2 months

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MC gets turned into a tiefling

I have had an idea!! Imagine,, MC gets into some magic bs, touches a cursed book Satan left lying around or trips over Solomon mid-experiment or some shit, and gets turned (temporarily) into a D&D tiefling. (Not using strict D&D rules, this is mostly just vibes. This setting doesn’t super work with D&D, as we all probably know)

You’ve got horns and a tail! Your teeth are sharper, your pupils are slit like Levi’s, you’ve got some sharpened senses and boosted magic and fire resistance. Maybe you even automatically know infernal now.

All that’s very cool, but it wouldn’t take long for the dumb baby tief shit to start happening. You’re a human, you’re not used to being shaped like this!

I’m imagining Lucifer, going just a bit broody over their human. Lucifer’s hand shooting out to catch your horn before it slams into a door frame. Lucifer sighing exasperatedly, suppressing laughter with all his willpower as you get tangled up in fabric as you try to put a hoodie on, because you’re not used to making normal clothes work properly with horns. He’d help you sort it out. He’d fuss over you like the mother hen he’d never admit he is.

Then Mammon, outright laughing at you when you step on your own tail or close a door on it—laughing at you, but still not hesitating for a moment to help. Tending to your injuries, checking you over and reassuring you without missing a beat. Being the very good (and a bit annoying) big brother that he is. He’s had lots of practise at this—5 little brothers worth of practice. Your tail lashing in agitation if Mammon doesn’t quit making fun of you, and Mammon softening, because that’s such baby Satan behaviour and he can’t help but melt about it.

Your body language mirroring Levi’s even more than before, and Levi sometimes having to turn around and stuff his fist into his mouth so he doesn’t scream about how endearing that is. Levi, adjusting the way your headphones sit on your head to accommodate for the new horns. You and Levi watching an anime together, both your pupils blown wide open in excitement. Your tails are swooshing happily in sync. (Beel was coming to collect you two for a snack run, but he just HAS to film this)

Beel, giving you satisfying stuff to bite, listening patiently as you screw up speaking in a new way, because your teeth are suddenly longer and sharper. He’d be reassuring and non-judgemental about that learning curve. About all the times you’d inevitably end up cutting your own lip or tongue on those new sharp teeth, too. It’s mildly embarrassing, but he would remain chill. He’s nice like that.

Asmo would help you maintain your new horns. He’d have all the products needed to keep them as pretty as possible. He’d want to take over styling your hair (because you can’t do it the same as usual now! There are horns in the way!) at first, out of both novelty and caring for you, and then he’d teach you how to do it yourself. He’ll still wanna do it for you sometimes though. You know Asmo, he can’t resist spoiling his MC. He’d be one to fuss over minor injuries… but he’d ALSO be one to want to test your new (slightly) increased resilience with products that were just a little too strong for you as a human. Like, a face mask with fire salamander ingredients that WOULD burn a human’s skin, but not a demon’s. Someone would have to step in to remind him that there still might be risk. Tiefling =/= high demon lord!

I imagine Asmo probably gossips with Mammon and Satan in infernal, about whoever they don’t like from RAD or wherever. I imagine the twins probably use infernal together too, just for minor references and things that are not worth the time to explain to you. I imagine they’d all be in the habit of using it for things they don’t want you to hear, like if they’re planing to surprise you. Imagine the surprise for all of them when they comment among themselves in infernal and suddenly their human (who is shaped like a tiefling) replies!

Satan would, upon learning that you know infernal now, make you read every untranslated story he has that he thinks you’d like. He’d get excited about experimenting with your boosted magic. He’d understand when you lose control, like if you hurt yourself while cooking and then instinctively react with hellish rebuke, setting the whole stove on fire by accident. He gets it! Imagine you and him doing the synchronized tail swoosh too.

Belphie would put pool noodles on your horns like a baby goat so they don’t accidentally stab him. Again. Belphie would tangle his tail up with yours, maybe to be annoying, maybe to be affectionate. Who knows with him tbh, it’s probably both. Belphie would be one to make fun of you for getting stuff tangled up in your horns, or stepping on your own tail, dumb baby tief stuff like that. He’s used to being the weakest, babiest demon in that house! But, since it’s you, he’d probably find some enjoyment in getting to baby (and make fun of) a younger, smaller demon (or rather, human newly shaped like a demon) in the family. Just because it’s you, I imagine he’d enjoy taking the role of older sibling for once. Just because it’s you.

(Should I make a proper headcanons/oneshot post about this?)

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the-ace-reader · 1 month

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Okay, I’m new to Obey Me, but my inner graphic designer and my OCD are twitching about the colors of the demon symbols.

Why are Pride, Envy, and Gluttony ALL SWITCHED UP?!

Like…. what is this mess????

Everyone??? Is color coded??? And they just??? Messed up??? Somehow???

BUT THEY DIDN’T CHOOSE THE WRONG COLORS. OH NO. THEY JUST GAVE THEM TO THE WRONG DEMON.

THE CORRECT COLORS ARE RIGHT THERE. THEY MAKE SO MUCH MORE SENSE. ESPECIALLY IN LEVI’S CASE SINCE HIS SYMBOL IS LITERALLY A FUCKING HOOK.

And they just IGNORED IT. WHY?

Is this some sort of story integral thing? Please let there be a legitimate reason for this. Please don’t let it just be… like that. It’s been bugging me the entire time I’ve been playing. 🫠

It really isn’t that hard to get it right! Like… HERE LET ME FIX IT FOR YOU!!!!

First born: Lucifer - Pride

Second born: Mammon - Greed (white/yellow)

Third born: Leviathan - Envy

Fourth born: Satan - Wrath

Fifth born: Asmodeus - Lust

Sixth born: Beelzebub - Gluttony

Seventh born: Belphegor - Sloth

It’s a crappy edit but you gET THE IDEA! 😭😭😭

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ros-garden · 6 months

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This is what happens when Mammon has to babysit Luke-

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hopeluna-archived · 2 years

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Mammon: There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me

MC: .....which is?

Mammon: Exactly

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obeymeluciistsundere · 5 months

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At this point I'm convinced MC's merch- i mean MC's association or somethin' is a lamb like Mammon are crows are canon. Lamb are re-occuring stuff in the cards and is associated as mc many times.

#It might be a thing everyone knows but I'm dumb heheh #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #obey me mammon #obey me diavolo #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me headcanons #obey me luci x reader #obey me diavolo x mc

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kuroo-hitsuji · 3 months

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Yet again putting too much effort into a silly meme--

Anyways throwback to that time I designed a swimsuit for a Different MC (for a different game) bc swim trunks just felt too boring + shirtless felt a little too exposed, and then i just made it Gayer and Even More Lewd than just being shirtless, entirely by accident 💀

I just think the concept of any of the boys but most specifically Mammon and Levi lowkey freaking out before a beach trip like "omg are we gonna see them shirtless can I even handle that??" Bc they're disasters like that and then Kuroo takes their cover-up off and it's just So Much Worse--

#obey me #obey me!#obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me fanart #my art #mammon #kuroo #this is so dumb but i couldn't get it out of my head zgkdgkdgk

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l3viat8an · 5 months

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Beel: WHO ATE MY DONUT?! I’M GOING TO FUCKING KI-

MC: I did….

Beel: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating enough lately MC. *walks away*

MC:…..

MC: He's gone, Mammon you can come out now.

Mammon:*climbing out of one of the kitchen cabinets with the donut stuffed in his mouth* Twankh uh! (Thank you!)

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gifti3 · 7 months

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been replaying the og game

#endlessly haunted by useless ideas #obey me memes #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #this is how i imagine 70% of their interactions are #and i just needed to draw something dumb #now i can go back to that asmo drawing i started and keep avoiding cause i cant stop nitpicking it 💀

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cherryxblossxms · 3 months

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I finally started chapter 3 in WHB and God I love how wild and ridiculous this game is. 😂 MC waking up in the hospital, everyone asleep, only to find out Mammon has been acting as your mattress the whole time?????? If I saw this beneath me, i think I'd have a heart attack

Also Mammon feeling up your butt and being given the option to do it back lmaoooo

And we can't forget our besties Ppyong and Minhyeok. Minhyeok taking Ppyong to see the fireworks and Ppyong is so overwhelmed lol

#also the super super casual possession by mammon over MC #obviously irl he'd be insane but im willing to compromise for a fictional king of hell #and the way mammon and satan punch each other as greetings....#theyre both kind of dumb sometimes and i love it #what in hell is bad #whb #whb mammon #whb minhyeok #whb ppyong

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ur-dad-satan · 4 months

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It has come to my attention that I have severely underestimated the sheer fucking size of the demons... So of the brothers, Beel is the tallest followed by Luci, Sat, Levi, Mam, Belphie, then Asmo. That's pretty easy. I though Beel was like 6'1" which is already tall as shit compared to me (5'4") but it turns out I was wrong.

BEELZEBUB IS 6 FOOT 4!!

He's an entire foot taller than me with Luci only being one inch shorter than him!! Sat is 6'1" and Mam and Levi and 6' even!! Even with Asmo being the shortest at 5'9", he's still taller than me!! That being said, I started to look at the undatables as well.

DIAVOLO IS THE SAME HEIGHT AS BEEL!!

What the fuck am I doing?? I'm ruined. I would be in a fucking magic wheelchair all the time holy shit. In conclusion, if my MC is built exactly like me, I'm so sorry for all the dick things that I put you through little bestie.

#obey me shitpost #obey me lucifer #obey me brothers #obey me diavolo #holy fuck #im so dumb #i need to stop #obey me belphegor #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me beel #shitpost #height difference

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mason-dragon-hunter · 1 year

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Mc: I'm broke again :<

Lucifer: How?

Mc: Mammon, Levi and Asmo are expensive.

Lucifer: What do you mean? Did they take your money?

Mc: No, I made a new cosplay with Levi, went shopping with Asmo, and went to a casino with Mammon.

Mc makes dumb financial decisions

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samdravvs · 2 years

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Mammon in the new Obey Me episode:

#it was so dumb i loved it #obey me mammon #obey me #om!#om! mammon

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