i want to do a sam's ads out of context video because the 'there's a secret plotline where i'm turning into a sunflower’ really just broke me on a spiritual level
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just finished watching my husbands live 😊
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i need to be away from atlanta at least a month.
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opens new tub of ice cream. there's a hole. hole posting part of me gets excited. no phone nearby, but i have my laptop. "i can use my laptop camera!" i say. i hold my ice cream tub up to my laptop camera. i discover that my laptop camera is defective
ice cream hole
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been playing scavio and like. it’s not good but there is good in it?? it’s glitched out on me more inconveniently than sonic 06 and rol ever have and the open world ain’t doing it for me but i do like that you can just ignore the gyms pretty much and do your own thing. arven’s storyline has also been surprisingly competent so far? haven’t really seen stuff like that since gen5
there are things to like about the game but when i reload my file and spawn inside the ground it’s not a game to pay 60€ for
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still watching the same jcs show as i was yesterday bc im adhd like that and wow <3 pilate still hits in her 2nd cool outfit and omg HEROD????? most girlboss of all time.
and then she reveals her 2nd dress and i YELLED tfw you are three ladies in a crinoline lol. also wow "walk your fine ass across my swimming pool" the only straight herod that's ever been performed. highlight for me is just putting the mic in ur cleavage while you dance like yes ladies
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The few times I’ve been to madam tussauds in London the sheer smallness of all the ‘life sized’ celebs always shocks the hell out of me
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i think i could handle the horrors better if my asl teacher werent so smug. like girl you dont even have a dictionary. you dont even give us actual instructions on how the sign works. when i make scripts i have to screenshot every part of the sign bc you cant be fucked to put a reference outside of a video embedded in your hellish unusable college interface where rewinding is a fucking herculean task.AND you remove credit for the entire sentence if we make a single mistake AND you take forever to grade AND your corrections arent helpful bc you literally just say 'wrong' and then show the sign again when like i wouldnt have gotten it wrong if i wasnt having trouble with the sign. and then ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT you have the audacity to be smug about not giving us any lenience for late work and just link to "time management skills" resources. every assignment for this fucking class takes an hour to script three hours to film and six years off my life time management is not the issue
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