#and the hands are atrocious

[smolmilkyways]

a little red~ 🩸

#my art #hsr #hsr fanart #hsr aventurine #aventurine #honkai star rail #honkai fanart #aventurine x reader #the amount of times i’ve seen ppl say that’s their hand is atrocious

[houseswife]

wilson pointlessly living in a hotel room for like half the show is a metaphor for him always suppressing his desires for a….. HOUSE…. of his own [drum sting]

#you can pry my atrocious puns from my cold dead hands idc #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson #hatecrimes md #and I know the canon reason is because he was desperately clinging on to the shreds of his marriage #although that technically furthers the metaphor… if we’re being serious about it

[voltaical-art]

whadya mean he didnt tell you he loves you??? his eyes literally went soft when he looked ur way...

#bg3 #wyll ravengard #tav #wyll x tav #paladin #baldur's gate 3 #voltaical ocs #bishop #wyllll baby you are my ANGEEEEELLLLL #this scene rips my heart out i replayed it a few times to figure out some dialog #AHHHH i just wanna wrap wyll in a blanket and tell him how much i love him ;_; #also its sooo interesting that you need to persuade him to kiss you. i didnt do that in my original playthrough #cause it felt out of character for bishop #but it rlly plays into the headspace wyll is in like he feels so undeserving of love and affection #that hes not even THINKING of having a romantic moment with you #youre the one who has to bring it up #also im so sorry about my shit handwriting i am too lazy to redownload all my fonts onto my new computer and am enjoying lettering by hand #even if its atrocious

[skymagpie]

She took the coat, hat, sword and boots in the divorce

#calypso #davy jones #yes HUMAN davy jones aka labradoodle man #pirates of the caribbean #davy jones/calypso #ok but like I head canon that as a goddess calypso just didn't wear clothes #so his were free real estate #he gladly handed them over tho look at that smile #ALSO jackie from the server said that will and elizabeth parallels from AWE #and I was shook bc they are narrative foil ships #I honestly thought of this bc of his atrocious boots in the concept art #and cause someone left a comment on my other art saying her wearing his clothes is everything

[icedhotcocoa]

@ssawboness (gets down on one knee) anything for a mutual

#the caption ks a joke btw even if we are not mutuals at all send me requests I’m on my hands and knees #tf2 #etchasketchings #heavyscout #heavy tf2 #scout tf2 #what’s their ship name again I forgot #heavy hitters #ok that’s cute #this is cute btw. sorry for twinkifyimg scout I’m usually very against it #I just think he would be very Like That #and also ATROCIOUS at flirting but that’s canon #and heavy is like very reluctantly attracted to him

[karizipan]

get me out of here oh mt god

#I did this for fun but christ THIS IS EMBARRASSING AOQUWKR #LOOK AT MY EXECUTIVE MANAGER AND GUIDE... IM GONNA DIE. #limbus company #lcb #vergilius #dante #don't like how i drew the hands here but this was for fun as i said and vergilius' old man moe got me flustered #i think that's all that matterskwuwk2jqlqjw #THE NUMEROUS IMAGES I HAVE OD MADDSMIKK BC THATS LITERALLT MY FACE CANON FOR VERG IS ATROCIOUS. #rizdoodads #edit: adding more commentary actually. there's supposed to be more hand kissing just so you know #it was supposed to go from the palm -> wrist -> fingers. It's why in the first image you can see at like the top left part there's text #that says “stay quiet” that and a bit more dialogue was actually part of that sequence but I got too lazy to finish it

[mausinly]

BIG BURLY FLUSTERED MEN with a/o who takes one of their hands and kisses their knuckles - knuckles that have been covered in blood - and big burly man (I’m imagining König) just self destructs. Blue screens. Combusts.

Unwinding after operations is always a hassle. There's this limbo between finishing the mission and arriving back at base where adrenaline is still high, but you can't stay in one place long enough to come down from it.

Everyone is still milling about the building your unit is using as a temporary base. Counting your dead, if any, and treating the wounded before heading to the drop ships to fly back to KorTac's base.

You and König are holed off in a corner of the courtyard, you being seated on a bench with your back pressed against the wall while he sits on the ground between your legs. He rests his head back on your thigh, and you can feel the way he fidgets. Itching for something when there is nothing left to do but wait. His mask is still on, along with the rest of his gear. One of his hands idly tap your ankle, trying to find some way to release this anxious energy he has until you both can get back to base, where he knows it's safe.

You look down at him and remove your gloves, placing them aside before sneaking one of your hands under his hood and the balaclava beneath. Your fingers drag against the column of his neck, and your nails gently scratch his nape, making him groan and tilt his head back further to look up at you.

König let's out a grunt and fixes you a curious look. You hold out your free hand toward him. "Give me your hand." You murmur, and he does so compliantly.

He melts a little at the pleased little smile you give him, eyes darting down to where your hand holds his. His are so much bigger than yours, thicker too with the bulky material of his gloves. The fabric is stained red, speckles of blood still wet and crimson. He frowns a little at the idea of your hands becoming stained as well.

König thinks to rip his hand from yours, but falters when you begin to tug the leather off his fingers and down his wrist until his skin is released from the suffocating material. His hands are rough, pale and scarred and calloused. Your hands aren't perfect, but they are much more delicate and pretty than his in comparison.

You seem to disagree, though, with the way your hands trace the shape of his. You spread his fingers a little, dragging your nails along each callous and faded scar. It's almost devout in the way you study each line of his palm, the pads of your fingers so gentle against his skin.

You lift his hand up to your lips, tenderly pressing a kiss to each knuckle. You start at the base before moving down each finger, almost as if you don't want any of them to be left out. He would have laughed at the thought if his body wasn't frozen like a deer in headlights.

Your eyes fall down to his and your smile widens at the absolutely mystified look in his eyes, stormy blues flickering between yours and your lips against his hand as his pupils dilate.

His mouth opens and closes underneath his mask, but any attempts to speak die in his throat. How could you put so many thoughts in his head that he is unable to fabricate them into words? Do you have any clue what you do to him?

You let out a small chuckle and go back to kissing his hand, trailing your lips down across his palm and the back of his hand. You pull down the edge of his sleeve just to press your lips to his wrist. König groans as your affection doesn't let up, long and pained as his head lulls against your thigh and he drapes an arm over his eyes.

"Du wirst mein Tod sein, Engel..." He murmurs, thankful that his mask hides the stupid grin on his face.

#maus writes #i have no fucking clue what just came over me #i opened my ask box and posted my pinned post with the intention of replying to some brainrotting asks with like 2-3 paragraphs or smth #you got a whole drabble as a treat thank you for the most amazing prompt nonnie <3 #call of duty x reader #cod x reader #konig x reader #konig cod #konig mw2 #also sorry if the german is atrocious blame google translate 😔 #im a sucker for some hand appreciation and i know konig would be too

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"Mark my words! Somebody here is the killer. No one is leaving until we find out who!"

Leverage S04E02 The 10 Li'l Grifters Job.

#leverage #eliot spencer #nate ford #christian kane #timothy hutton #poor eliot #at least give him fair warning before you dump a corpse on his hands #although his uneasiness is more likely due to the unknown situation and the murderer still running loose #he doesn't do unknowns #(as an aside the lighting in this scene is atrocious!) #ghostly'sgifs

[culssi]

Some swap Vox :) I tried to experiment with some colours for him.

It might not be very clear but Vox is swapped with Alastor here

I just decided to base it off his design in a picture he took with Val in the background of the show.

I gave him a turtleneck sweater and a fatback tv for a head. In this au, he has left for 7 years and has now returned, he has arrived at the hotel instead of Alastor.

#that hand is atrocious #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin au #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel swap au #hazbin swap au #swap au

[introspectivememories]

this gif is what i imagine jeanist and bakugo's relationship to be forever

#bakugoustarts growling at citizens during his internship #jeanist's sidekicks immediately hand him the the spray bottle #bakugo is 50 and starts getting a little too snappy at jeanist? #jeanist (70) unclips the mini spray bottle he keeps on him for this occasion #they're besties #they're worsties #that's literally his second dad #that's his older brother #that's his mentor #jeanist seeing bakugo's absolutely atrocious behavior: guess i'm a mother now #bakugo katsuki #best jeanist #hakamada tsunagu

[sherrydoodlez]

I've had your "high school Amy Rose" concept drawings from early 2022 as the wallpaper on my devices for the entire month and I think I might have developed a crush on her.

Help. ;v;

She's flattered and so am I 🤭I'll take your "help" as a cry for more of her 👀

#thanks for reminding me she exists and is loved #I haven't drawn her in so long #ignore that cheek hand #it's atrociously proportioned lol #my art #highschool amy au #highschool amy #amy rose

[jays-therapist]

A little Lance sketchdump I did yesterday! I love this guy more than I love life.

Also yes, baby Lance has hair. I just thought he would yk yk.

#That scene in NTLTP where Eugene and Lance dress in drag is the best part of that episode btw #The hands in this sketch dump. Atrocious. I'm sorry you have to look at them #lance strongbow #catalina tts #kiera tts #eugene fitzherbert #tangled

[nympippi]

I hope you don’t mind me putting a TBP headcannon, but Vance, Robin and Gwen played tea party.

Gwen puts makeup and costumes on the boys and they talk with a British accent

When Finney and Bruce entered her room, he will see Vance, who has messy blue eyeshadow, messy red lipstick and a purple feather boa, and Robin, who has too much pink blush, smudged mascara and a crooked sun hat, and the baseball boys tried not to laugh at them

Gwen would have so much fun playing dress up with Vance and Robin, both because they have such pretty long hair she can play with lmao

I don’t really know how to draw makeup so I did my best ,’:> but I think the sparkly blue eyeshadow was my favorite part though!

#pippi art #the black phone fandom #the black phone #gwen blake #vance hopper #robin arellano #gwen blake fanart #vance hopper fanart #robin arellano fanart #Vance is not good with kids however he thinks Gwen is cool and he likes makeup so I think he’d do okay in this situation #Robin on the other hand. he would twitch and move a lot while Gwen is trying to apply makeup #Bruce and Finney just curiously peaking in because they heard Gwen’s awful British accent that I did not draw but y’all can imagine #god I hate drawing backgrounds and I’m sorry for the atrocious wallpaper 😭 #I had to go with the theme #Gwen would own that crown because she’s a QUEEN‼️‼️‼️ #I also think Gwen would embroider things and just make really fun crafts #she’s an artist if you will #but yeah! thanks for sending this headcanon! ^^ #it was really fun to draw #a little challenging but fun :D

[souppunch]

Draws them for the millionth time

#the hands r atrocious im sorry #have this in the time of tumblr sexyman chaos #professor layton #hershel layton #luke triton #my art

[cowabinah]

#sometimes i try to art #binah lor #hermann lcb #chesed lor #pierre lor #garnet leviathan #did these just bc i wanted to do the opposite hand and closed eyes parts mostly (free comedy for ME) #i have an atrocious memory

[doodle-pops]

Ok the languages question got me thinking, what do you think would the elves‘ reaction be to all the different music genres we created be? (Esp stuff like rock, metal etc 🤣) I‘m torn between them being amazed at the musical diversity and having a grandparent reaction à la „what‘s wrong with you and this noise you call music?“, though I could definitely see them appreciating classical music 🤔

I remember discussing this question with someone before and I had mentioned that the only thing the elves would enjoy about our music is classical pieces. All the other forms of music is going to be hurting their eardrums especially metal. They will cry and beg you never play metal or those atrocious rap music ever again.

They will look at us and JUDGE that noise we consider music. Classical is the only piece that will be considered superior, and all instrumental pieces. They might take back being amazed at our musical diversity and be concerned at what we believe to be music. Are you eardrums alright? How are you not possessed? People love this?

The elves listening to metal, rock, pop and rap:

#don't let them listen to it a 2nd time #once was enough....no more #they would rather die at the hands of morgoth #than listen to our atrocious music #˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ misc