#and their play fight omf

[localkiss]

Chris is totally into breeding, primal play(chasing?? Idk how to word it), and size kink (manhandling manhandling manhandling omf!!). I said it!! Death island Chris got me feeling all hot n bothered 🫣oof!

"You better fucking run. Don't let me catch you, or else I'm stuffing that needy hole with my cum." And then he literally pounds you into next week. Loving the way your hole quivers around his fat cock. Pushing you into the dirt/floor, not letting you run away from him as he pushes himself further inside of you. Filling you to the hilt!!!! Will get mad if you find a way out of his grip and run. But he's obviously much bigger so he'll tackle you to the ground and resume his rough pace. Not giving you any time to readjust to his size (will apologize later about it tho). He will stuff you full and then snap your panties back on, patting your butt and carrying you back home/into the bedroom.

"Shh, baby... It's almost all the way inside.. mmh.. there you go," He presses a kiss to your forehead and watches your lips tremble before his eyes drop down to your stomach. Seeing that his cock is so big it's literally bulging out of your tummy. So hot!! Will literally put you into a mating press and just lay almost his entire weight on you. Barely leaving your hole as he thrusts into you, so focused on the way your body is so tiny underneath his. "Baby, god. You feel too good, don't think I'll ever pull out of you. Fuck." The way he has to constantly be careful because of your smaller figure (even if you aren't tiny weight wise! 😇)

Chris will definitely growl in your ear and make sure you only look at him while he fucks his cum into you. "Look at me while I fuck you. Don't be a fucking brat, I said. Look at me." Obsessed with the idea of having kids with you, even if you can't get pregnant or whatever else reason there may be, he'll always cum to the thought of having something more permanent with you. He needs stability and the thought of kids with you makes his heart swoon and makes him fight harder at his job. Possibly sending you Facebook posts about kids to hint that he honestly wants something like that with you. Even if it has to be an animal, he will take it.

Also, I think he would enjoy snuggling into your thighs or your tummy. Falling asleep to the small sounds your body makes. (I used to do this when I was younger and idk why it was so comforting😭)

Idk he's an old fart. I love him sm. Thought about this whilst playing re5 for the millionth time. (im a d rider for re 5&6. Sorry not sorry!!!) also im really slowly working on my wips so.. yes. ! Take this for rn as i try and figure out my fics …⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ it's about to be 4am rn </3 buenas noches everyone.

#resident evil smut #resident evil x reader #chris redfield x reader #chris redfield #chris redfield smut #localkiss #rambling xd #rebhfun #chris resident evil #resident evil chris

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I have a request! And you can make it as smutty or fluffy you want dealers choice lol. How about Navi Miles and partner taking a bath together ( human partner has vagina parts etc) Thanks in advance if you choose to run with this idea your work is great

I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THIS OMF!!!!! THANK U FOR REQUESTING THIS MYLOVE!!!

bath sex. — miles quaritch ☆

pairings. na’vi!miles quaritch. fem!reader

content warnings. fingering. riding. daddy kink. dirty talk. praise kink. slight soft!dom miles!!!!

note. this is kinda fluffy smut idk???? but hope y’all eat this up!!!

after a long day at work, miles needed you and only you. he looked for comfort in you, a source of relief!!! he is just a gaint baby trust me!!

so when u suggest a bath together he is going crazy!!!! his ears perk up and a grin starts to appear on his face, “u just wanna see me naked dont u mama??” yeah u do.

you’d have it all pretty and nice!! bubbles filling up the bath, candles set around the edges and some quiet music playing in the back. When u showed him, u swear u saw him cry!! hes never been spoiled until he met you. Always surprising him, gifting him things!!! HE LOVES U!!!

when u both start to undress this mf is eyeing you down, his eyes darken and become hooded. HE GIVING U THE LOOK!!! “milesss!!! this is supposed to be cute!!!” you whine. he’s not saying a word, he takes his bottom lip into his mouth, his fangs making an appearance, “I can’t look at my pretty baby now??” u r head over heels for him.

you end him with ur head laying on his chest, his hands holding ur waist so gently!! he pulls u close and kisses the top of ur head, “I love u baby” OHMYGOD!!! HE IS SO CUTE!!!!

and bc this man cannot get enough of you, seeing u all relax by his touch…..yeah here comes the dirty!!! you’d start to notice that he’s becoming more touchy. he’s grabbing ur hips and pulling u closer to him, his breathing becoming heavy and his tone deepening. dude is horny!!!!

He’d nibble ur ear a bit, “u look so good right now baby, wanna do so many things to this pretty little body of yours” DOING WHAT THINGS SIR??? and that’s when u start to feel his bulge growing on ur lower back. “miles I haven’t done anything!!” girl….. “ma, ur so fucking pretty, u expect me not to get horny???”

you could feel his hand wonder to ur inner thigh, slowly rubbing circles with the flat side of his thumb. “baby ur gonna let me make u feel good right??? just wanna make u cum mm” u gave up fighting and just nodded!! anything for u daddy!!!!!

he’d slowly start to rub ur clit. Little moans and whimpers escaped ur mouth as u struggled to find smth to hold onto. Miles began to nibble at ur neck, giving you open mouth kisses and little bites. “so pretty for me”

miles’ finger slowly made its way inside ur pretty pussy!!! “m-miles!!!” U cry out. He is moaning with u girl….. his finger pumps in and out of you, reaching in so so deep!! “fuck baby, ur so tight for me, u want daddy to loosen u up a little?? so u can take his fat cock right??” oh he is rlly getting into it NOW!!

This fucker loves fingering you!! absolutely loves it!!! another finger was added, causing u to arch ur back off his chest. “yeah mama, u like that?? u like my fingers inside that pretty pussy of yours?” ur nodding, biting ur lip and rolling ur eyes back!! he just cannot get enough of u.

you were near ur release, shaking and crying for him!! little tears ran down ur cheeks from how much pleasure this man was causing you!! The water starting to splash over the bathtub due to ur restless movements. he’d noticed, “u gonna cum for daddy baby? U gonna cum all over my fingers yeah?” nodding ur head over and over again.

U finally came, ur hips jerking upwardsand ur legs shaking!! miles whispers in ur ear, “good girl baby, such a good girl” girl he is not done with you yet.

he flips u over to were ur now facing him, ur legs straggling his thighs while ur bare pussy was rubbing on his dick. He held ur waist, guiding you to grind on him, “yeah mama, u feel that?? u wanna feel this dick inside you?” yes u do!!!!!!!

this fucker is lifting u up and hovering u over his dick, teasing ur pussy!!!! ur whining!! “pls daddy!!! put it in!!” he can’t say no to that. He slowly puts it in, taking his time while u struggle to handle the thickest of his cock. Finally u sink all the way down, earning gasps from both y’all mouths!!!

bf is holding ur hips and guiding u to jump up and down his cock. “mm baby, u take this cock so fucking well, look at u, so pretty for me”

he is so slow with it. you could feel every inch of him. “m-miles ur so b-big!! ah!! it’s t-too much!!” he feels so badomg!!!! “its too big for u?? awe too bad mama, now cmon, ride my dick baby” U R RIDING IT NOWOMG!!!!

ur bouncing up and down on his cock, eyes rolling back while ur mouth hangs open. Girl…yk what’s coming. this fucker getting ideas!!!! miles’ pointer and middle finger lay on ur bottom lip, “suck on my fingers baby” and ofc u did!! u began to slowly suck them in, looking directly at him with a dark gaze, “shit mama, u like this shit don’t you?? yeah baby?? u like my sucking my fingers while I fuck u dumb huh??” YESYESYYES!!!

he is now going feral, bucking his hips up into urs, his thrusts getting sloppy and uneven. He was getting close, “f-fuck gonna fill this load into u mama, gonna make u full of my babies yeah??” Girl yes!!!/$$;$: “yeah that’s right, u want this cum all in ur pretty pussy??” YESYYEYSYES!!!

u guys finally cum together, but he AINT DONE!! he drags ur ass out of the bath tube and sits u on the edge. like wtf u doing daddy?? he kneels down while putting one of ur legs on his shoulder, “don’t want this cum to go to waste mama, wanna taste u”

his tongue is doing wonders to u!!!!! his so sloppy with it!! spit everywhere!!! “mmm shit baby, u taste so fucking good with my cum in u, needa do this more often.” yes u do daddy. this mf rlly in there!!!!! he’s not stopping, he’s making u cum again and again with his tongue!!!!

“just a reward for my pretty girl, thank u for taking care of me” kiss for u baby!!!!! He is so in love with u!! in love with ur face, ur body, UR PUSSY!!!!! “love this pussy so much” you slap his shoulder a bit, “and u ofc mama”

girl…..this had be thinking thoughts…..he is so fine YALL

#miles quaritch smut #miles quaritch x reader #colonel miles quaritch #miles quaritch #na’vi quaritch #na’vi smut #na’vi #avatar the way of water #avatar way of water #avatar #avatar 2 #avatar smut #jake sully x you #jake sully x reader #jake sully #jake sully smut

[imizzu]

Can you do headcanons for the brothers finding MC crying 🤔? Thanks!

Brothers Finding Mc Crying

a/n : so sorry for late reply, I got grounded 😭

: genre : fluff, kind of cracky

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You were crying after a long day, your favorite food got spilled in your favorite clothes, You were walking home but you almost got eaten by lesser demons, when you finally got home you immediately go to your room, long day is it? When someone came in and saw you.. Crying he immediately dropped what was is his hands and asked what was wrong, you knew who's voice was that and it was..

Lucifer~

"Love what happened?"

Purely shocked, did he do this?

Did he forget a date?

basically letting you vent and cry over his shoulder

"Im sorry about that dear, pls let me make it up to you. I'm not taking a no for a answer"

You getting spoiled fr

"You want that? right, let's buy that."

he let himself also take a break

"Cuddles?..fine"

And you guys fell asleep

Mammon

ik damn well you knew who it was when ur door got slammed

omg it's mammon

"Oi! Whatcha cryin' for??"

"THE GREAT MAMMON IS HERE!"

he gets that you miss him

"I bet ya missed me me didn't cha?"

"*sniffs* mammon.. *cries harder*"

"O-oi! What's wrong? What happened??"

And then he let you vent

"Let THE GREAT MAMMON spoil you HAHAHA"

!!

After all that shopping spree

You

Guys

Cuddled!!

Leviathan

oh no!! What happened?

he doesn't know what to do

Fight or flight? No, freeze.

You guys just played thinking that it would comfort you but you just kept dying so you cried harder 🥰

"E-eh.. I'm sorry!! Let's just watch anime? I'll bring the snacks hold on!"

And then you saw beel next to Levi 😭

Beel hugged you and asked what was wrong?

"B-beel!!.. Just- just eat.. I'll do the.. ehm.. Comforting.."

You guys just kept eating and watching, it actually comfort you, Levi saw you laughing at some scenes

Beel got out since belphie needed help and you guys were left alone. you guys cuddled together after that 🥰

Satan

"Honey, what's wrong?"

"Do you want me to read some books to you?"

He gave you tea and read some books to you.

Ofc yeah

You guys decided to take a walk and pet some cats <333

"Let's go to a cat cafe? or a library, anywhere. Where do you wanna go?"

And ofc you wanna make him happy so you guys go to a library and a cat cafe 😭

After that you surprised him with a cat! A thankful gift for him because he made you happy after a long day!!

And ofc you begged Lucifer about it hah.

Asmodeus

"OH NO WHAT HAPPENED? LOVE STRESS WILL GIVE YOU WRINKLES.. WHAT HAPPENED? DID SOMEONE HURT YOU"

a screaming mess 🤦‍♀️

spa!!

and skin care 🥲

"Oh love.. I'm sorry for that, long day is it?"

Now where did you hear that again-

"Darling I promise you. We will go shopping spree today!! :D"

After that both of you were tired

"Are you okay now? Tomorrow be prepared~ I'm gonna try all that clothes to you!~"

and ofc CUDDLES AWHHAWHHWHW

Beel (DOING THEM SEPERATELY OMG RARE!!)

".. Are you hungry? ( hint for : are u okay?" )

bear hugs 🤤

eating together like it's yall's last meal <3 so romantic

cuddles he's like the sun in a good way omf

will hug u for the rest of day ONWJSJAJ

Belphie

Cuddles.

#imizzu write . 🎀.. #obey me headcanons #obey me #obey me brothers #obey me imagines #obmswd #x reader

[cheemken]

“No one could deviate from that path. Not even Iris herself could deviate from that path.” KNIGHT THIS DAMNED LINE

She is just SO convinced that she’s destined to be someone she’s not. God I love it when the good characters eventually fall into madness

Also, I would like to hear about Iris freezing people and forcing them to tell Diantha and Lance what they’ve said in the past

Imagine Iris threatening their families lives or threading to kill their Pokémon, like having Haxorus or Hydregion hold down that persons Pokémon while getting ready to maul it to death, if they don’t start talking and explain to her parents what part they played in her descent to insanity

Please Iris needs therapy at this point too😭🤣

Homegirl really fucking lost it na and she's there making sure everyone knows it's their fault and just cjdmbd ough™

But like omf yeah can you imagine cbmdbd the Shadow Triad taking them off the Frigate, down with the others, and god everything suddenly felt colder, everything went quiet, and then Iris looks back to the Triad, telling them to watch over Bianca within the Frigate, make sure Hilda and Hilbert won't come back, kill them if they must. And just chdmdb imagine the other Champions being so wary now that Iris is down there with them, B. Kyurem at her side and god imagine how that'd fuck up the rest of the Unova kids tho, that Iris managed to take Zekrom to fuse with Kyurem. And ofc, the Dragon is there glaring down at everyone, waiting for its hero's commands.

Then Iris approaches this man, fighting off Plasma grunts, she calls out Haxorus, pinning down his Krookodile with a snarl, the man was petrified when he saw Iris, and the grunts took it as an opportunity to also grab him, forcing him to kneel before his god. He looks up at her, terrified, pleading for mercy, it make Iris grin. She then crouched down his level, grabbing his jaw as she forced him to look at Lance and Diantha, "you've always been one of the more.. opinionated ones," Iris began, voice almost sounding soft, then she chuckled, "so go ahead, why don't you tell my parents all the bullshit you tell every goddamn person about me." She sneered, her grip on his jaw lowered down to his neck, her hold on him was tight, his vision almost obscured by black spots. His own words caught in his throat, tears fell from his eyes, the words that came out his mouth were pleas of mercy, which did not appeal to Iris. Growling, she grabbed the man and threw him to the ground, stepping hard on the back of his head, slamming his face to the ground, and an unsettling crack rang in their ears.

"tell them!" She growled, ignoring the cries from Lance and Diantha for her to stop, then she crouched down, grabbing him by his hair, forcing him to look up at her parents again, his face was covered in blood. Iris chuckled now, eyes half lidded as she stared at him, "tell them. Tell them every single one of your thoughts about how fucking pathetic I am. Tell them how much you hate their daughter. Tell them, or I'll make sure you watch your Krookodile die a cold and painful death."

And he finally did, as his tears mixed with his blood, he finally spoke about his hatred for Iris, even before she became Champion. Told them about how he thought she was an incompetent Gym Leader, how she was just a child, doesn't matter she was a prodigy. Told them how she doesn't take her job seriously, even tho she really did. Told them about how he thinks she just got lucky to have beaten Alder, it should've been Hilbert that's the Champion. Told them about every spiteful thing he ever thought about Iris, about how he thought she wasn't fit to be Unova's Champion, how he never gave her the respect she deserves, how he never saw her as a Champion, how he wished she could've lost immediately on her first battle as Champion to be replaced with someone he thinks is more competent. He told them how Drayden should've just left her in Blackthorn. He told them everything. He told them how much he hated a child who only wanted what's best for their region.

Imagine how that'd mess up Dia and Lance tho, cause hearing it first hand now, it fucked them up. This man hated Iris from the start, from the time she was still Gym Leader, thinking she was incompetent. How their daughter had to endure this kind of hatred for so long, since she was young, since she was still a twelve year old kid suddenly thrusted into a world where failure to meet expectations would be met with more spiteful words of discouragement from the masses.

And god just cjdmbd imagine Iris throwing him back to the ground, and he's there crying out for mercy, for forgiveness, but Iris looked at him devoid of any emotion, her eyes almost gleaming with an ominous light, she spoke, "kill him." Then she turned to Haxorus, "both of them." And she went back to Lance and Diantha's side, not sparing a glance back at the man, his and his Krookodile's fate sealed by Haxorus' Guillotine.

Imagine her then smiling wryly, "well.. was that enough? Or do you want to hear more? I'm sure there's a lot of them who wants to tell you just how shit I am." She laughed as if it's some sort of twisted joke, not giving them the time to process the way the grunts and Haxorus killed the man and his pokemon, as Iris dragged them somewhere else, making them hear more of just how the people of Unova see her.

#bonus points imagine dia having to relive her own trauma tho bc its so similar to what the kalos peeps say abt her back then too #how she only got lucky and how she was really incompetent #that she shouldnt have beaten the former champion that easily #and she understands why iris is like this she does but she knows what iris is doing is wrong #and she and lance dont know what to do to really help her now #and just hfkdnd #ough your honour they make me so ill😭 #villain iris au #death tw #an ask and an answer #jerseyk112 #edit: i just realized i didnt write her freezing the man omf💀 #but like maybe the next guy nalang hahahahah

[noodlenibblescribble]

Prison of Plastic Thoughts on Molly, Giovanni and Especially Lorelai (Spoilers)

I finally finished Epither Erased: Prison of Plastic yesterday and oh my freaking god omf I cant get my blorbos out of my head.

The way this series said the system failed Molly, that trusted adults failed Molly, that even her friends who love her and see her suffering first hand can't help her in a way that really matters. Fuck it broke my heart. Hearing Navan's thoughts about being unable to just. Take her away because *he's a pillar to his community* hurt because he's a good guy. He's shown to be an amazingly thoughtful and caring man but classes and occasional money is not enough to save Molly. She needed a wrecking ball and I'm so happy Giovanni didn't even need to be asked. He was already planning on taking her. He just saw a girl in need and he gave zero shits to laws or future ramifications, he was going to help her come highwater and hell.

Epithet Erased is so amazing and means so much to me. A kid forced to grow up gets to be a kid again. Not by any concentional methods but it doesnt matter because she's free now and with people that will actually care for her.

That was amazing.

.......

But as much as I loved the book, I have gripes with Lorelai's part of the story.. I don't feel a sibling relationship as volatile as this was done enough.... justice?

I don't wanna get personal but there's a reason sibling relationships get to me the most out of any other familial one. I was so excited to cry over Molly and Lorelai, and I did! But it definitely felt like their interactions, the progression of their fights and their thoughts on one another could've been polished better. To me, it never felt like Molly got to actually communicate her problems with Lorelai properly. She either apologized or suddenly lashed out, which I understand, emotions run high, but because she never got through to Lori-

Lorelai does not feel like she learned a proper lesson at all. Her takeaway from the whole ordeal being 'I can stand to lose a bit' coming from *playing* a villain and picturing herself playing with Molly as one instead of what it should've been, her recognizing that she really put too much on Molly's shoulders makes her arc (in this part of her story atleast. Since there was no resolution between the sisters, I HOPE we are getting that in tbe future) frustrating.

I also feel like, if one of the main points of congression against Lorelai's powers was gonna be that she can hurt people (to the point where she freaks out about so much a d even WISHES SHE NEVER HAD THEM, THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. UP UNTIL THEN ALL WE SAW WAS HER ENJOYING AND ABUSING HER POWERS EVEN IF SHE WAS LONELY), we could've had most instances of them actually doing something to people in the past other than just her potentially having set the hojse on fire. I thought the story was setting up her loneliness and departure from her school friends as maybe after losing her mom, she became overwhelmed and actually hurt one of them while having a meltdown. It would've solidified to her that maybe she SHOULD be alone, and given her more standing in her mind to freak out about actually hurting people while in this book, not just because she POTENTIALLY killed her mom but because, like Navan said, she already had confirmation of what she COULD DO with another incident.

And on that note, maybe a sprinkle of having Lorelai flinch and be scared of hurting Vincent Murder only to have him insist he's a gargoyle he can't be hurt(!) could've been another cute point to her crush on him. (Not that I'm a big fan of that potential relationship, but hey, if there's a focus on that, then you gotta milk it through the book).

On the subject of Gio/Vincent, I feel like he went too easy on her after the 'revelation' of what she's been doing to Beartrap on the side while hanging with him. He just breezed through it and was still joking with her during the fight. I didn't expect him to be a complete shift in personality and to cut ties with her, but maybe a bit 'tougher love' would've been good to see. I was waiting to see a more serious side to him as a protector of Molly, but he instead of keept it lighthearted and it didn't feel right. Theirs wasn't a matter of just petty sibling squabbles, Lorelai was a big contributor to the pain and stress Molly felt daily.

Brushing it aside felt so. Bad. For a story that does so well with showing how people fail and the consequences of it, they really softened Lorelai's in the end. She is still with the mindset of a child playing a game. It disappointed me ^^"

But uh, anyways. Sorry for the sudden negativity. It's honestly the only major thing I had a problem with. I love Epithet Erased so much, I guess I may have expected too much out of the sibling side of the story. I still heavily enjoy the rest of the cast and their relationships (other than Giovanni and Lorelai because I think he could be a little harder on her. Again, not a lot! I just think that as the person she likes and actually wants to listen to, she'd learn more from him.) But ah well.

#epithet erased #giovanni potage #lorelai blyndeff #molly blyndeff #molly and lorelai #vincent murder #ee molly #ee giovanni #ee lorelai #prison of plastic

[callmemana]

Arms May Be Wide Open, But The Brain Cells Aren’t There: #24

[in Bootcamp on the mandatory run]

Birdie: *gives Bob a cute mushroom she found*

Bob: *to Smiley* Smiley she gave me a tiny mushroom- a mUSHROOM.

Smiley: omf she gave you a mushroom- give her a pretty rock, we need to find the most perfect rock on this trail. Let’s go.

Bob: *nods aggressively*

[playing twister]

Athena: Bird, right hand on red.

Birdie: *ends up on top of Bob*

Bob: ok, you’re doing this on purpose aren’t you?

Athena: I stopped spinning 10 turns ago, I’m surprised you haven’t noticed yet.

Athena: you think I enjoy being the mother hen to this family?!

Birdie:

Bob:

Smiley:

Athena:

Athena: okay, fine, it’s like crack to me.

Birdie: *applying chapstick*

Bob: what flavor is that?

Birdie: oh it’s birthday cake.

Bob: can I try it?

Birdie: *hands over chapstick* sure

Bob: *passionately kisses Bird*

Bob: holy shit it does.

Birdie: *has stopped functioning*

Bob: goodnight you guys.

Smiley: goodnight.

Athena: sleep tight.

Birdie: don’t let the bedbugs bite.

Athena: tonight.

Birdie: imma fight.

Athena: ‘til we see the sunlight.

Birdie: tick tock.

Athena: on the clock.

Birdie: but the party won’t stop-

Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Bob: can’t have one night w/o me yelling at you idiots…

Athena: *twerking on her bed* I’m a savage, yeah.

Birdie: *ballroom dancing with a stuffed bear* classy, bougie, ratchet, yeah.

Smiley: *breakdancing* sassy, moody, nasty, yeah.

Bob: *busting the door down* IT IS 3 IN THE MORNING AND NO ONE CAN SLEEP, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

[Bob & Bird are making out in the boys’ dorm]

Smiley: *walks in* what are you two doing?

Birdie: …

Bob: um… Bird was choking and I had to do CPR on her.

Smiley: oh okay.

[six months later]

Smiley: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

Birdie: Bam… I think that I just fell for you.

Bob:

Birdie:

Bob: you just rolled down the entire of the base’s flight of stairs. How the actual FUCK are you still alive?

Bob: I need some coffee.

Birdie: here’s mine.

Bob: I need some food.

Birdie: here’s mine.

Bob: I need a hairbrush.

Birdie: here’s mine.

Bob: I need some chocolate.

Birdie: fuck off.

Bob: how’s everyone doing?

Athena: I’m breathing.

Bob: setting the bar pretty low, huh?

Athena: we’ll it’s more than Smiley.

Smiley: *having a panic attack* honestly, fuck you.

Dragon’s Angels📻: @dragon-kazansky @mrsjaderogers @bayisdying @starlit-epiphany @breadsquash @gracespicybradshaw

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[ikeameatballspoisonedme]

I am incredibly OBSESSED with Yoshitsune's P5R boss. I'm already thinking about my strategy for it. Definitely Debilitate by me/Akechi, then Yusuke's Masukujaja, along with Matarukaja. Fighting him by Mind Charge + Bufudyne/Garudyne/Psiodyne/Freidyne (I was thinking of using Surt because he's my second fav Persona but Yoshitsune resists fire... Idk the ultimate persona for other elements in P5R but hopefully one of them looks as cool). Ryuji is automatically out of the team because all his moves are useless sadly.. same goes to Kasumi. Akechi, Ann, and Makoto would be my picks for this. Haru is cool too because I think Yoshitsune doesn't have any resistance for gun. Wait I think Makoto has Checkmate that debilitates all enemies, which is pricey but she has higher damage output than Akechi I think. Oh my god I love LOVE this game the gameplay is SO GOOD but I am only playing this game through other people's gameplay 😭😭😭😭😭

Edit: omf I forgot to use Yusuke 😭😭 the thing is his magic output is just okay but he still has Bufudyne and has the highest agility... Definitely the Yosuke of the group but even better.... Arghh I'm sorry Ann I know you have the highest magic stat but Yoshitsune resists fire!!

Edit 2: Holy shit Checkmate costs 90 SP ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Makoto is out of the team welcome back Akechi. I'm just gonna use items to heal

[sugarfile]

“I caught this Kellex moment at the game on Sunday. Figured you might want it :)”

-vid submitted by: @woso-is-v-cool !!!!!

#YES <3 #uswnt #alex morgan #kelley o'hara #kellex #WOOWOWOWOW #first of all HUGE shoutout to @woso-is-v-cool for being THE coolest person ever #and also GREAT job on getting this like how?? #this is so adorable!!!!!!! #like alex waits for kel to get close enough and then #gently kicks the ball at her just to annoy kelley #thats BIG WIFE ENERGY right there #also i laugh because it looks like kelley is actually trying to tell alex something #like something important maybe for the game or about their warmups #and alex is just like 'lol im gonna interrupt you with this forced handball' #and their play fight omf #alex is a tall tree #and still turns away #to block the smol feisty squirrel #god bless america #submissions

[kamisatoayato]

the boy in redcliffe is possessed shockedpikachu.jpg

#we going exorcism ig #fighting the revenant? thing was so hard omf... was so mad i just changed the difficulty lmao #also alistair...... period #my approval rating w him is SOO mucb higher than everyone else wig #h plays dao #h.txt

[justdaphne]

Reading The Cruel Prince was basically like:

okay….

OH WHAT THIS IS LITERALLY THE PROLOGUE

Cardan has…has a tail…

that is graphic and i totally did not need to know that

HOW DARE THEY

people ship them?? okay so im just gonna pretend to like cardan

SJWJDJWJFNEF NAUR

Taryn is like

*and then the group keeps picking on the twins yes*

JUDE SUPREMACY

VIVI AND HEATHER

i love how she is not afraid to threaten the prince

umm

THEY DRUGGED HER WTF IS THIS SCENE

mixed feelings from locke coz ik for a fact people ship cardan and jude

party

CARDAN LOOKING AT HER WHILE KISSING SOMEONE ELSE I CANT

oh what

dain

i hate balekin

JUDE JUDE JUDE JUDE JUDE JUDE JUDE JUDE CARDAN YOU ARE A SIMP

GHOST ROACH BOMB

MISS GIRL KILLED VALERIAN

*burries the body*

shes so hot

OKAY WTF HER HAND.

“If you hurt me i wont cry, i will hurt you back”

THERE. THERE HE IS. THERE.

*SCREAMS*

TARYN AND LOCKE-?

so like. Cardan’s family is being murdered and he is somewhere drunk. lol girlboss

im in love with cardan now

i hate balekin

OMF HE’S UNDER THE TABLE WITH HER

HOLDING HIM HOSTAGE AS YOU SHOULD

LMAOOO TWIN FIGHT I LOVE THIS BUT JUDE. WHY LOCKE HE PLAYED YOU

i love vivi

“most of all i hate you because i think of you. often. its disgusting” QIDJWJFJEJFJJEJCNEJFJEF

THEY KISSED THEY KISSED THEY KISSED THEY KISSED

ok what

THE EAR TRACE THE EAR TRACE

Jude giving major kaz brekker vibes and not telling anyone else her plan

SHE DID NOT

SHE DID NOTTTT

CARDANNNNN

IM IN LOVE WITH CARDAN

#the cruel prince #cruel prince #wicked king #the wicked king #queen of nothing #the queen of nothing #high queen jude #jude x cardan #jude duarte #prince cardan #cardan greenbriar #high king cardan

[moedredpendragon]

Omfg...after Soleil, now I yolod Rhajat....!!! Is this...luck...!?

#omf ok dmsmdmdmdmd I'm so...happy!!! #ooc #out of fighting #mod plays fire emblem heroes

[ahtsumu]

dad!miya atsumu hc dump

thank u @mooshys​ for the bants & ideas 🥰

+ oh my god he definitely wanted to name your kid after a superhero or something like tony stark miya 😭😭😭 louis thirteen miya

+ used to be a total mess–– never knew how to do laundry, went clubbing all the time, spent hours playing video games–– and then when your lil bub came along he cleaned up his act!! started wearing a watch, learned what every ingredient in baby formula does, attended every parenting class possible. now he’s always holding onto lil baby miya 🥺😭

+ at first he’s so scared of doing things wrong. this man will literally watch youtube tutorials and practice changing diapers on dolls to get it right. holds your baby like it’s made of glass. won’t even let others touch the lil munchkin until it’s at least six months old, and even then his eyes never once leave them.

but once your baby hits the 8 month mark he puts 'em in the hood of his yellow ferrari and takes a picture, captions it “ferraris can be family cars if you try hard enough” PLEASE

+ atsumu will beg you for a big family. he’ll get you anything you want because one kid is not enough he wants an army!! 😳

omf and he’s trying to be so slick about it too LMFAO HE’S LIKE “c’mon the process is pretty fun isn’t it 😏😏😏”

but he’s so protective and caring during your pregnancy (he is when you’re not pregnant either but it just intensifies) and he’ll get you anything you want ugh

he always has to talk to your belly before going to bed 😭 and he always has a hand around your waist, both bc he wants to keep you safe but also because he wants the lil bean in ur tummy to know it’s loved 💖💖

+ he’s such a physical dad LMAO he’s always horsing around and roughhousing with the kids

when they’re toddlers he loves dangling them upside down (very briefly and only if they ask for it!!), throwing them up and catching them, spinning them around

imagine your lil baby miya giggling and laughing until they get too tired and just... snuggle into atsumu’s arms and chest

and when they’re bigger kids he play-wrestles with them, has tickle fights, chases them around the house, lets them win arm-wrestling competitions 🥰🥰🥰

+ your house will never be quiet ever again. some common noises: 

laughter and happy shrieks

your kids arguing and your husband yelling “BE QUIET” to your kids and failing LMFAOOO

things blowing up on the television

disney songs

bad singing in the shower

atsumu and the kids making a mess in the kitchen

+ usually you drive the kids to school but one morning you’re busy with family stuff or an early meeting for work and now it’s atsumu who has to drive and his car is not built for that LMAOO like imagine a yellow lambo pulling up at a mf elementary school 😂

and bc you’re not home and atsumu’s the free-range parent, your kiddos are like... “dad i don’t wanna go to school” and atsumu is freaking out bc holy shit he’s gonna be late and he has a press conference and a game later and you’re gonna kill him if your kids are late to school

he seriously considers just taking them to the press conference instead LMFAOO maybe when they’re older!! he has to ask u first (and then them) and he already has a plan for the pitch at dinner

just imagine atsumu dropping your kids off at school in his yellow ferrari while wearing an armani suit

and he kisses their foreheads and has to see them walk through the school doors before driving off 😭

+ atsumu is that annoying dad at every sports competition who screams and yells and gets wayyyy too into it LMFAO imagine your kid getting injured because some snot-faced brat runs into them omg atsumu is livid!!!!

+ he coordinates all the playdates between your kids and osamu’s kids. any kids from the inarizaki vbc or the msby team members have also been over to your place ugh he just loves it when it’s full of noise and fun times

#miya atsumu #miya atsumu headcanons #miya atsumu x reader #miya atsumu imagines #miya atsumu scenarios

[cheemken]

Yeah you got the four elements right. The others you mentioned are sub bending but only certain ones can be used by a type of bending, only fire benders can lightning bend, earth benders can metal bend, water benders can heal, and air benders can fly (the rarest btw, only 2 people have been known to fly). But there are many other sub bending techniques, any bender can use the sub bending techniques but only if they have the skill for it. Like this one earthbender named Bolin wanted to metal bend but he couldn’t, but later learned he could lava bend which took less skill

I honestly don’t have any headcanons about the champions bending types except for Lance. I just wanted to know your opinion lol. I thought of him as a non-bender at first because of his combat skills. But there are fire benders like Zuko and Azula that know how to fight with swords and have been trained in martial arts. So I figured him being a fire bender would be a good choice

OUGH Iris as the only air bender of the group makes me sad. Canonically airbenders are the rarest among the four groups since they were all slaughtered (or almost all) during the beginning of the war. And the most airbenders found at the end of the second series was less than 20. So Iris really has no one to teach her how to bend since her parents dipped and there’s little to no air bending masters in the world

But actually, Iris learning to bend by watching the others is a very cool concept. Zuko had actually taken inspiration from other elements and used them in battle. He used his momentum as a weapon (air), standing his ground and have form to deflect attacks (earth), unleash his own power against opponents (fire), and turning his opponents energy against them (water). So Iris learning from watching others could actually be real

But GOD I know you didn’t mean it but if Iris was the avatar it’s actually canon that she would learn how to water bend next. The order is water, earth, fire, air. So if she was born as a air bender then she’d have to learn water bending next, then earth bending, then fire bending

CKSKCKZNDNS but yeah like you said the other champions are busy so Iris and Hau having a friendly battle and Hau sends a blast of water at Iris who didn’t have time to dodge or deflect it so she just puts her hands up to take the brunt of the attack and the water just, stops in front of her face, floating in the air. Just imagine after a bit of silence these two just start freaking out in excitement and surprise. They’d be calling Drayden and the other champions right away once their excitement dies down

Ohhh lava bending sounds fuckin dope tho chmdnd hahaha

But yes ik a bit abt the air benders and such, why not give Iris that angst hahaha plus yknow I just think it'd be dope she'd be the avatar, and then the way she fights is so similar to the ones who helped her bend the other elements too, I didn't know that actually happens in the show that's so cool! I didn't even know the order of learning the elements omf I got that right at least hahaha

Also it'd be cute that Hau and Iris are just vibing and such bc they're still the youngest, and maybe during that time and such, the other champs visit her and Drayden, w Drayden telling Iris and Hau to go out for a bit as the adults are talking, so hey they went out. And like, yeah they're playing near the river maybe, just being siblings it's so soft your honour cbxmdj

And yeah like you said, Hau sending Iris a blast of water, laughing at her all, "dodge this then!" And ofc Iris didn't expect it, she was still preparing her own attack, so when she held her hand up and the water was there just floating in mid air, they both were fucking vibing like crazy hahaha

"how did you do that??"

"I don't know!!"

Both got so excited that they tried it again, w Iris mimicking Hau's movements, and when she did it by herself, she almost couldn't believe it. "Are you doing that to make me feel better??"

"no! You try it by yourself again!"

And she did. They got excited even more hahaha

Both ran back to Iris' home, almost kicking the door down, and Iris screaming "I CAN WATER BEND!!"

"WHAT"

Imagine Wallace getting excited tho, happy to have another water bender in their group, that he just jumped up from their seat and went to the kids, asking so many questions abt it and went on how he could teach them more abt water bending and ofc the kids were more than happy

But also imagine if that's how the others and Drayden found out abt Iris being the avatar tho, bc no one else could do that, and if the other nations or smth finds out, or the fire nation yeah that was like the main threat iirc, then they'd take Iris from them. So they decided to always have someone w her while she trains even more, keeping her safe from any threat

#this reminds me isnt there gon be a new atla show or smth? hahah #thats dope tho ive seen posts abt it back then hahaha #anyways idk if what im saying here is right but i hope it is owo“ hahah #pokemon champions #pokemon au #an ask and an answer #jerseyk112

[sehunniepotwrites]

mark lee + established relationship + 6,17,19 (wow youre hot, i just wanted to hear your voice, if i kiss you i dont think ill be able to stop) (fluff + maybe a little suggestive pls) <3

member: mark lee established relationship!au prompt(s): “wow, you’re hot.” + “i just wanted to hear your voice.” + “if i kiss you, i don’t think i’ll be able to stop.” wc: 837 warning: suggestive content

this came out to be more suggestive than fluff, i’m so sorry omf-

--

“What exactly are you doing?” Mark asks you from the doorway of your bedroom with a raised brow and you hurry to stop the video playing on your phone. He’s leaning against the doorframe, wearing nothing but a sleeveless workout hoodie and a pair of black basketball shorts, showcasing his lean yet toned arms and a silver of his delectable thighs. His dark hair is resting messily on his head and his round glasses are perched at the end of his nose. 

You inwardly groaned-- even with a bedhead and workout gear, your idol of a boyfriend was unbelievably attractive. It was so unfair.

“Nothing!” you answered quickly, hiding your phone behind your back. 

He scoffs, slowly making his way towards you. “Right,” he says, dragging out the word in disbelief.

“Really!” you try to convince him and Mark narrows his doe eyes, clearly suspicious of your weird behavior.

“I thought I heard my voice though,” he says before swiftly moving to snatch your phone out of your hands. 

“Hey!” you scream and he holds it high above your reach. Twisting his head, Mark looks up to see that you were watching his SuperM trailer, otherwise known to him as your favorite video of his. Mark presses play to find the video and he smirks. 

“Dude, you’re watching this again?” he teases, his tone coming off as cocky, before handing your phone back to you.

“Shut up,” you groan, embarrassed you got caught. “I just wanted to hear your voice,” you admit quietly, swinging your legs back and forth. 

“Why listen to the video when I’m right here?” Mark says with a deeper tone and it sends that particular feeling to the pit of your stomach. He leans down, his forehead now pressing against the top of your head, and he looks as if he’s ready to challenge you. His brown irises are staring directly into your eyes and it’s hard to break away when he looks at you like that. 

Something is pooling inside you, waiting to come out and you resist, not wanting to give in to his games.

“It’s not the same,” you manage to sputter out before pushing him away. You continue to watch the video, immediately falling for his monochrome black outfit and the sound of his voice hitting every beat. You can’t help but sigh at the visual displayed on your small screen, “Wow, you’re hot.”

Mark laughs at your comment and hugs you from behind, his fingers tickling the waistband of your shorts. His breath is hitting the side of your neck as he nestles his chin on your shoulder. He turns his head so that his mouth ghost your ear and he mutters the lowest “thank you” you have ever heard leave his lips. 

You try to focus on the trailer and the fancam that plays after it but it’s hard when Mark’s lips are nibbling on your earlobe and down the slope of your neck. Your breathing becomes shallow as he continues to tease you with his kisses and his feathery touches.

“Marky,” you whine with a roll of your neck to give him more access. He chuckles into your skin, the vibrations and the deep tone sending shivers down your spine and a dull ache further down to a place that calls for Mark’s touch.

“Yeah, babe?” Mark smirks, his fingers slipping under the oversized shirt that you borrowed from his closet. You fight back a moan as he grips the side of your hips with a bit of pressure. He litters opened-mouth kisses on your shoulder as the sleeve slides down with each little squirm your body does. He thinks you’re cute when you act like this. 

“Can you-- ah, kiss me?” you hiss through your teeth as he sucks on your pulse. 

“I thought you wanted to watch videos of me,” he mutters into the junction of your neck. It’s getting way too hot in your room, his touches and his lips burning your skin with a fiery heat. 

“Why watch when-- oh shit, you’re right here?” you retort with another moan, repeating his words from earlier as he continues to work at your neck. The sounds you make are music to his ears. Mark’s hands slide up your stomach and as much as you enjoy them there, you want his hands somewhere else.

He easily lifts you off the chair and your legs wrap around his waist, pushing your hips into his. You feel a bulge press against your shorts and you groan into his neck as your fingers rake through his hair. Mark carries you to the bed, roughly dropping you down before crawling over you. His lips are hovering over yours when he says, “If I kiss you, I don’t think I’ll be able to stop.”

“Who said I wanted you to?” you say before draping your arms over his shoulders and yanking him down into a rough kiss. 

#neowritingsnet #prompt drabble game #mark lee #mark scenarios #mark imagines #mark smut #mark lee x reader #mark x reader #nct scenarios #nct imagines #superm imagines

[anothers-trash-my-treasure]

Stoners

Stoner Snaf <3 So this one's kinda weird, I based it around the Watch Me from fictober so if you haven't already read that, I suggest reading it first! It's also set in a post COVID world because I need something to look forward to. Disclaimer; I wrote this while very high last night and didn't really edit it so it's probably a mess.

Pairing: Merriell Shelton / Female Reader

Warnings: 18+, unprotected sex (don't do this), recreational drug use, if you squint there's some kinky undertones but nothing too crazy.

Word Count: 4.4K (i haven't written something this long is forever omf)

Tags: @edteche2 @xmxisxforxmaybe @diasimar @txmel @gloriousdarkangelsworld @paradoxicaltornado @404-not-found-xix

Enjoy and happy 4:20

~

Ever since the pandemic, you hadn’t been able to do crowds. Not like you used to anyways. It killed you a little bit because all the things you missed doing so much involved crowds; concerts, clubbing, festivals, travelling. Getting back into the swing of things took time. The feeling of being surrounded by people you don’t know set every one of your nerves on fire in the worst way. It felt so...

Uncomfortable.

This is probably why you didn’t last more than a half-hour at some seedy dive bar your friends had dragged you out to for the night. They begged you to go out with them, if even only for a drink or two. It had been so long since the whole group had a proper outing, it was nice to have the gang out for a night. Until some dickhead grabbed your ass and whispered some unwanted filth in your ear, his breath hot and unpleasant on your skin. After that, you were quick to grab your bag and say goodbye to your friends. You knew they were disappointed, but you could still feel the strangers breathe on your skin like it had been singed.

You welcomed the cool air of the night, feeling it immediately cool your skin. You hadn’t realized how warm it was inside but now that you were out in the open, you felt better. The burning on your neck had settled, more of an afterthought now. Your brain still felt overwhelmed, and you knew exactly how to remedy that.

Sitting down at one of the picnic table benches nearby, you began to sift through your bag when a voice rang out through the quiet streets.

“Well aren’t you a sight for sore eyes,”

You’d know that slow drawl anywhere, you’d go so far as to say it near haunted your dreams.

“Merriell Shelton,” you beam up at him as he walks closer to you, nodding at his friends to continue without him, “I haven’t seen you since-”

“That last party.” He nods, smiling at you in the way where you’re not quite sure if he’s flirting with you or if he’s just that naturally gorgeous, “when I taught ya’ how to smoke.”

An excited smile bubbles onto your face and you shake your head at him, “Oh, you’d be so proud of me. I’ve grown so much since then.”

You resume digging through your bag to find your various forms of weed paraphernalia you carry with you. The pandemic had not been kind to you, and some days it felt like the only thing keeping your head above water was your bedtime joint. It wasn’t something you were terribly proud of, but it helped your anxiety and that was good enough for you lately.

He barks out a laugh at your response and you can’t help the pride the swells up inside of you knowing that you made him laugh like that. He comes to sit on the bench, placing himself close enough that it wasn’t weird, but far away enough so that he wasn’t directly in your space.

“What, you some kinda stoner or something now?” he asks as you layout your joints and pipes. He whistles, a mix between being impressed and mocking, when you pull out your vape too, “Damn, you got a bong in there too?”

Now it’s your turn to laugh, “No, that stays at home.” you say with a wink, “So, how have you been?” you ask, starting to put everything but your joints back in your bag.

He blows out through his lips and laughs a little, running a hand through his hair, “Been better lately, that’s all that matters, I s’pose.” He watched, something like a weird form of pride in his eyes as you pull out a joint and light it carefully. You certainly can’t complain, you forgot how great it felt to have his eyes on you.

You hum knowingly, “That’s what I keep telling myself, anyway,” you hold the joint up hesitantly.

“I don’t usually share my joints anymore, but if you’ve got your shots...” you shrug, your sentence tapering off. It’s a weird world you live in now, no one quite knows what’s socially acceptable anymore.

He smirks at you, amused, taking the joint from your fingers, “I’ve got my shots alright,”

His eyes don’t leave yours as he brings it up to his lips and takes his hit. He’s not even doing anything out of the ordinary, but he looks like he’s up to no good in every way. It’s like he’s just taking you in as if comparing you to the girl he met years ago.

“You changed,” he comments on an exhale, passing it back.

You nod, laughing softly, “Turns out I get really impulsive when I’m alone,”

He scoffs, “tell me about it,” and then he’s shrugging off his hoodie to reveal a handful of new tattoos covering his skin, “Buddy of mine is an artist,”

You gasp, ‘ooo’ing at some of the more complex pieces. Without thinking your hand darts out to let your fingers drag against his forearm, following the linework of the ink. His muscle twitches beneath your fingers involuntarily and you’re reminded of how long you’ve gone without intimate touches like this. You wonder if it’s the same for him. Did he long to be touched so innocently like this too?

“They’re wonderful,” you say, pulling your hand away, still admiring from a distance.

“Yea, I like ‘em.” He shrugs, nodding at you to take the last pulls from the joint, it’s your weed after all, “You get any?”

You shook your head, “No, surprisingly enough every time I finally convinced myself to book an appointment, shops got shut down again.” You said, only kind of bitterly.

He laughs and you scowl at him, “Aw, baby, don’t be like that,” he laughs, swatting at you half-heartedly, “Look, I betcha I can get you a discount at my buddy’s shop.”

You eye him suspiciously, “I can’t tell if you’re kidding.”

He puts a hand to his chest with a lazy smirk, “On god,”

You bite your lip to suppress a smile, shaking your head lightly, “Okay fine but that just means you’ll get to see a whole lot more of me,”

His smirk turns darker, into something more playfully suggestive, “I have no problem with that,”

A silence fills the space between you as you both take each other in. You had really only hung out with him that one night and nothing had really happened. You just sat and talked really. You talked for a while. You talked so long you didn’t realize the party had ended until your friend came to get you. You exchanged numbers and then just a few weeks after, you were instructed to start isolating. You’d kept up a steady social media friendship since then, but you had missed actually talking to him. He wasn’t much of a texter. The silence only lasts a moment, but it feels thick with tension.

“You look good by the way,” he comments, leaning ever so slightly closer to you, “I meant to say that earlier but then you made me strip for ya-”

“Whoawhoawhoa!!” you sputter through a laugh, “I did not make you do anything, you did that yourself.”

He shakes his head at you, “Nah, that doesn’t sound like me.”

You're giggling at this point, “You’re ridiculous.”

He beams at you, clearly pleased with himself for the moment. It settles for a second as he looks at you, eyes softening a bit before he glances down, nudging your knee with his a bit, “I missed you,” He cringes a bit, “I know it’s weird to say but, I did.”

Your nodding before you can even think to play it even a little bit cool, “No, I get it,” you assure him, smiling softly, “I missed you too, actually.”

He hums, smiling a rare soft smile at you before changing the subject, clearly wanting to shift the attention away from his moment of vulnerability, “So why aren’t you inside?” he asks.

“Oh,” you glance back at the bar behind you, having forgotten it was even there, “I was heading out, I wasn’t really in the mood for dive bars tonight.”

He nods, “The crowds right?” you nod and he’s talking again before you can ask him how he knows that, “I get it, sometimes being so close to that many people again makes me wanna crawl out my skin.” he chuckles.

You nod, a weight lifting off your shoulders to know you’re not alone, “Exactly, it’s not something I’ve gotten used to yet.”

“Well, can I walk you home?” he offers with a smile, “I’m in no rush to head in there,”

You smile and nod, “I’d like that,”

~

Somehow he had ended up on your couch. You weren’t entirely sure when walking you home had turned to him being on your couch, but you certainly weren’t complaining. You were both pleasantly high, talking anything from movie theories to possible dystopian futures and alien invasions.

“Look, I’m jus’ sayin’ that if I was an alien, I wouldn’t wanna fuck a human, are you kidding?” he reasons, eyes squinted as if he’s offended and your laughing so hard you have tears in your eyes, “Nah, I’m goin’ for a much cooler species.”

He watches you as you fight back giggles at his ridiculousness, a lazy, grin settled on his face. He reaches for his jacket that’s slung across the arm of the couch, reaching into his pocket to pull out his own stash and you gasp, mocking offence.

“You had your own weed all this time and you’ve been smoking mine?”

He rolls his eyes, settling the joint between his lips and lighting it. He inhales slowly, watching the tip as it sparks to life, eyes flicking back to you as he exhales, “I was gonna share,”

He holds out the joint for you, however as soon as you go to steal it he holds it back, just out of your reach, “what’s the magic word?”

“Oh my god, are you kidding?” you ask through a laugh, straining forward further in an effort to reach it but you’re hindered from the way you’re sitting. You make grabby hands at it instead.

“Ya want it or not?” he asks, eyebrows raised expectantly. There’s a tension between the two of you, still mostly playful but turning ever the more thick as the moments pass by.

You huff, getting comfy again in your spot, keeping your hand stretched out lazily, “Please,”

As soon as the word leaves your lips you can see his eyes get darker, that infuriating smirk only stretching across his face and you’re so mad that that’s all it takes for the playfulness between you to shatter into pure sexual tension.

Without a word he hands you the joint, enjoying the way you quickly bring it into your mouth for a deep drag to calm your rising nerves. It’s infuriating, how good he looks like this. All calm and relaxed on your couch in the low living room light, curls messy and looking at you through hooded eyelids. You want him. Just his eyes on you like this has a warmth pooling in the pit of your stomach.

You try to play it cool though, taking another slow drag and enjoying the way the smoke rises up around you. His eyes zero in on your lips, watching with a peaked interest as they wrap around the filter, watching the way the smoke escapes them. Neither of you say a word for a while. Just sitting in a comfortable quiet, a forgotten Spotify playlist playing in the background as you pass the joint back and forth.

He didn’t make his move until the final few hits of it. He shifts to sit straighter on your couch, a little more proper. What left his mouth was anything but.

“C’mere,” he says lowly, cocking his head to the side and gesturing to his lap, “gotta nice seat for ya,”

You don’t hesitate to comply, your high erasing any ideas of playing hard to get. You maneuver yourself as gracefully as you can, swinging a leg over his and settling there, straddling him comfortably with his hands on your hips. Once you're settled he raises the joint to his lips, taking in the last drag, eyes glimmering in the low light of the room. He holds it for a second, one hand moves upwards to cup the back of your neck and pulls you in closer.

Your lips are so close, the tension crackling between you like electricity. He tilts his head ever so slightly, lips parting to exhale the smoke into your mouth. You inhale on impulse and your mind goes blank as your lips brush ever so slightly together. You knew people said shotgun kisses were hot, but you had never truly believed them until now.

You know you should pull away to exhale, but you can still feel his lips brushing against yours and your mind is dizzy from the weed and from him and you can’t take it anymore. You close the distance the rest of the way, kissing him slowly through your exhale, smoke slipping through your lips as he returns the motion.

You kiss him like that for a while, enjoying his hands on your waist and the feeling of his chest beneath your hands. You were quickly realizing that Merriell was his own kind of drug. You’d only had a little taste of him and yet you found yourself craving more. His fingers flex against your body and you can’t help to low noise that slips out of your throat. It only spurs him on, emitting a growling sound of his own as he tugs you closer, dragging you against his growing erection. Your hand slides into his hair in response, feeling like you’re so high on weed and him that you might just fly away.

“Is this okay?” he asks against your lips, letting his forehead press against yours while he waits for your response.

You hum your affirmative, nodding your head quickly while diving back into for another kiss, this one much more ravenous than the last. God, you felt like you were starving for him. You couldn’t get enough at the way his tongue slid against yours, the feeling of his hands gliding up and down your body. They continue down the curve on your spine, settling once they reach the globes of your ass.

“You don’t know how many times I thought ‘bout this,” he mumbles, pulling away to stare at you teasingly through hooded eyelids. His accent, already a slow drawl, comes out much thicker when he’s high like this. It washes over you like honey. He smirks at you and before you can begin to wonder what he’s up to he brings one of his hands down in a sound smack against your right ass cheek.

You gasp at the feeling, dulled by the layer of your jeans but rippling throughout your sensitive skin nonetheless. You laugh lowly against his cheek, “likewise,”

He bites his lip on a grin, capturing your lips in a single, filthy kiss as if he knows exactly what it’ll do to you. Your hands wander up under his t-shirt, nails digging in sightly, just as a preview, returning the favour.

Like a switch, he’s on you a little more urgently and things begin to move faster. His hands tug on your shirt impatiently and you obediently part to take it off, shucking your bra off as well, and feeling pleased when he follows your lead. Your hands explore each other's bodies, every inch of new skin. It’s not long before he switches positions, standing up and dropping you back on the couch so that this time you’re laying on it properly. Without wasting a moment, you wiggle your jeans off, tossing them somewhere over the coffee table and taking in the way his eyes darken further at the sight of you.

He crawls his hips between your legs, capturing your lips in a messy kiss before starting to trail them down your body. Your high has your skin feeling so sensitive, every soft brush of his lips feeling like a shock of electricity through your body. He spends time on your breasts, marking and kneading them with his hands, enjoying how responsive you are beneath his ministrations. Though he doesn’t spend long there, clearly more interested in another prize.

He settles, this time his shoulders keeping your legs spread. He presses a soft kiss to your inner thigh, lets his fingers dust over your panty-covered pussy. Your muscles twitch at the feeling, and you feel your cunt clench around nothing. He looks good there, tattoos cover his skin and you long to be able to leave something that permanent on him. Fuck, you want him so bad.

He grins at you, knowing exactly how impatient you must be feeling. And that bastard uses it to his advantage. Sucking marks into your thigh just to watch your squirm. Eventually, he pulls your panties to the side, letting his fingers slide through your folds. He whistles lowly between his teeth.

“Mmm, baby, you this wet for me already?”

The whimper that leaves your lips is pitiful, your hips twitching in an attempt to get the pressure where you need it. He chuckles under his breath, eyes darting between your heat and your face, “Look at you,” he near coos, letting his thumb trace circles around your clit, watching as your mouth drops on a silent moan, “You want it so bad, don’t cha? Sweet thing...”

“Are you gonna be an asshole like this all night?” you ask, breathless but trying to redeem some of your dignity through what little wit you have left.

He laughs, sinking a finger into your heat just to watch the pleasure ripple across your face, “Don’t pretend like you don’t love it.”

And he’s right of course. You do love it, love the way he comments on how wet you are for him, almost mocking. Love the way he’s taking his time to find the most sensitive parts of your body and using them to his advantage. You let out a breathy moan as his finger brushes your G-spot.

The sound must do something to him because within a second he's attaching his mouth to your pussy with a growl, not even bothering to remove your panties before doing so. The heat of his tongue on your clit as his finger works that sweet spot inside of you turns your breathy moan into one much louder.

He’s good with his mouth because of course, he is. Within moments you feel like you're right on edge. And the smug bastard knows it too if the amused glint in his eyes is anything to go by. Your one hand twists in his curls, encouraging his movements while your other works at your nipple.

“God,” you whine, tugging at his hair as you feel heat wind up your spine. You swear you’ve never felt this good. It only takes another flick of his tongue against your click before your orgasm rips through you, thighs attempting to squeeze around his head, stopped by his free hand holding your one leg open so he can work you through it. Your body twitches in its aftershocks, mewling pathetically when the simulation starts to ride that edge between pain and pleasure.

“It’s just Merriell, actually,” he supplies when he pulls away with a smirk.

“I fucking hate you,” you breathe out, pulling him up your body so you can kiss him again, despite your words. He laughs, moaning softly against your lips when your hand finds the bulge in his jeans.

He kisses you for a while, letting you paw at him for a bit before he pulls away to work them off his body. There’s no real rush, the high allowing you to take it slow and enjoy the moment as opposed to the frenzied fucking drinking tends to lead you to.

You whine and he laughs at you, low and cocky as he leans down for another wet kiss, “You hurtin’ that bad for it, baby?”

You beam up at him from your place on the couch, feeling comfy and sexy with the way his eyes trail across your skin, leaving a tingling feeling in their wake. You shrug, watching with interest as he rids himself of his briefs, admiring his cock as he awaits your response.

“It’s been a while,” You say, distracted as you anticipate the stretch required for your body to accommodate him, ‘I’m excited, sue me.”

His hands use your hips to drag you closer to him, lifting one leg onto his shoulder while letting the other wrap around his body. He leans down to kiss you and you only have half a second to wonder the last time your legs were stretched like this before the feeling of his cock at your entrance steals the breath from your lungs.

Your mouth drops open, a moan caught in your throat as he slowly sinks into you. Your eyes roll back, shamelessly enjoying the stretch as he sinks, inch by slow, pleasurable inch. He continues the slowness, but you’re not sure he’s doing so on purpose.

When your eyes focus again you see the definition of bliss on his face as he thrusts slowly in and out of you, moaning lowly in his throat.

“Fuck,” he says, drawing the word out through gritted teeth, “that’s it, takin’ me so good.”

His thrusts begin to pick up, still fucking you slowly but with more force behind them. Each sharp movement of his hips as the tip of his cock dragging sweetly against the deepest parts of you, and it feels so fucking good. In the moment, it’s intense. He’s folded over you, holding your leg against your chest so he can suck and bite at your neck as he fucks you. You can’t help the filthy moans you let loose in his ear, one hand fisted in his hair while the other digs your nails into the smooth skin of his back.

“Merriell,” you gasp, feeling distinctly insane with the pleasure you're feeling. Your head drops back onto the couch, body jolting with each thrust of his hips. It’s good, god, it’s so good. But the need that burns through your veins makes you impatient, “Let me ride you.”

The words are out of your mouth before you can stop them, but it’s a suggestion he is clearly open to acting upon. He quickly pulls out, sitting back in his original position and pulling you on top of him.

“Be my gu-” he doesn’t finish his sentence, instead tapering off into a moan as you waste no time in sinking down on to him again, “Christ,”

You waste no time. Quickly stabling yourself with your hands on his shoulder and maneuvering yourself up and down on his cock. Now it’s your turn to watch him. Watch him as his eyes roll back and his hands grip your hips with a vice-like grip. That smirk never strays from his face though, clearly enjoying himself.

“You look so pretty like this,” he talks, bringing a hand down on your ass again, loving the way it spurs you on, “talk to me baby, tell me how it feels.”

You moan, loud and borderline pornographic, “You feel so good,” you breathe, biting harshly down on his lip, savouring the growl that vibrates through the both of you, “Oh, fuck, Merriell, you feel so good,” You emphasize your words with a particularly good roll of your hips.

You can tell he’s getting close by the way his hips start to snap upwards to meet yours and the way his brows furrow in concentration, “Fuck, baby girl,” he groans, unaware at the way the nickname makes you melt, “tell me you’re getting close. I wanna feel you cum around my cock.”

You nod immediately, pulling on his hair so you can capture his lips harshly, letting him bite your lip and pull your hips frantically against his own, “yes,” you whimper, “yes, yes, fuck imgonnacum,” you rush out, feeling like every touch he’d ever laid on you compiling into this one moment. It’s completely overwhelming and for a moment, you blackout.

When you come to he's kissing at your neck, hands massaging and pull at your ass, helping you ride of the aftershocks of your orgasm. His sounds have turns high and desperate against your neck, hands gripping at your skin so hard you think you’ll have bruises tomorrow. He needs you to keep going. Give him something.

The small, dare you say whimpery, “Oh baby, please,” has you moving quickly, almost as desperate to make him finish as he is to finish.

In the blink of an eye, you’ve lifted yourself off of him and onto your knees in front of him, quickly enveloping his entire length into the warmth of your mouth.

“Oh fuck, baby,” He moans urgently, both hands coming to tangle in your hair as you work your mouth over his cock, eyes trained on his face, “Fuck, I can’t-”

You hum, encouraging and within seconds you feel him reach his climax. His head thrown back, hips twitch upwards into the welcoming heat of your mouth, a low long moan pulled from his throat. He lets you bring him down, continuing to suck and lick softly at his spent cock, eyes lazily following your every movement.

When he finally pulls you up off the floor it’s to kiss you, lazy and heated. You collapse basically on top of him as you kiss, unbothered by the smallness of the couch and the cold air that bites at your cooling skin. He makes a noise in his throat when you pull away, watching in amusement as his eyes barely open to look at you.

“‘M so fuckin’ high.”

It pulls a laugh from you, bubbling up from your chest. He smiles, bright, relaxed and dazzling, “Hope you weren’t plannin’ on kickin’ me out because ‘m not movin’ for a while,”.

You rest your head on his chest, letting yourself sink into the moment with him, your own high coming back to you as you bask in the post-sex haze.

“You're still gonna get me discounted tattoos though right?"

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