#and then i started adding the 'im gwenyth paltrow'

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i steamed an egg in my vagina and then i ate it for brunch with chik fil a sauce. i am gwenyth paltrow 

#danny got me saying increasingly weird fucking shit in a really breathy voice #and then i started adding the 'im gwenyth paltrow' #this was by FAR my favorite