#and then like. never actually discuss how fucked up that is LIKE UHM LMFAO????

[oflgtfol]

listen i love soulmate aus but also it is fucked up how some of yall fully lean into the “in the event that a character doesnt have a soulmate, they are fully 100% ostracized from society and its seen as something fucked up about the character, that they’re broken/unloveable/evil/unworthy/etc, but also then the twist at the end is that they DO have a soulmate :D and so the happy ending is that this one character was NOT broken or otherwise fucked up! the fact that the ostracization of people without soulmates exists is never unpacked or resolved and its just brushed under the rug”

like uhm. OKAY LMAO

#like its one thing for the charscter to be worried abt not having a soulmate... #and its another thing to literally outright have them be actually ostracized by society for it.... #and then like. never actually discuss how fucked up that is LIKE UHM LMFAO???? #like i know im aromantic but come on... you really dont see anything wrong with this?? even for alloros?? #brot posts #i mean. soulmate aus are a guilty pleasure of mine #im like. id say ‘morally opposed’ but that serms kinda extreme #but like. yeah on a conscious level i am opposed to them #but got damn if i dont go a lil wild for a neat soulmate fic ... #like the only ones i have NO problems with are #1. soulmates are not necessarily romantic. they cover a variery of relationships #2. people can have a wide range of soulmates. not just one #people can have several soulmates or none at all #3. the ppl with Zero soulmates are not pitied or otherwise ostracized #and also 4. the romantic soulmates are not prioritized over platonic / familial soulmates #and not necessarily a requirement but also lol 5. there is no inhersnt distinction between soulmate types #like u dont have a name on ur wrist and inhersntly know if theyre destined to be platonic or romantic #(the only exception wkth that would be familial soulmates lol. like u know ur relationship with that person.) #but in terms of strangers its not like. u know right off the bat that theyd be platonic or romantic #I LIKE THAT bc 1. nuance and also 2. helps prevent the prioritization of romantic soulmates #SO ANY SOILMATE STORY THAT HITS 1-4 is the only kind of soulmate story that i have like #no. Ethical ? qualms with. they do not cross My Principles ... #everything else that falls short is just a guilty pleasure of mine ... #but then u got the real fucked up ones that go SO hard in the wrong way and its like. ok i cant even enjoy this as a guitly pleasure LOL #like bruh why is this character being harassed and assaulted for not having a soulmate LMFAOOOO

[ladyboltontoyou]

Arthur Morgan x Reader: Lessons in Oral

Ask: Can you please please please do an imagine that the gang finds out your a bit innocent and inexperienced, you’ve been with people but you just have little experience, they tease you for it and you get upset and take off, Arthur follows you to comfort you and you ask him if he can teach you how to please a man 😍💦

Warning: Cursing, blowjobs, reader gets teased.

Pairing: Arthur Morgan x Reader

A/N: I know the title is cheesy as fuck but what else could I name this LMFAO, hope you enjoy this though! Sorry if anyone is OOC, like Lenny, Sean, or Javier, I’m not too familiar with them. 

One minute you were having a good time around the campfire with everyone, then the next they somehow (with the help of a lot of alcohol) found out you weren’t very experienced when it came to sexual relations. For some reason Sean found that hilarious, he couldn't stop laughing. Lenny didn’t believe it at all, his words exactly were ‘There’s no way a woman as beautiful as you hasn’t had millions of men’.

“That’s the thing.” Javier argued as you tried not to die from embarrassment. “She’s gorgeous, who would be able to impress her? You think she’d slum around with anyone around here?”

“Have you really only been with two men?” Karen tried to whisper but it came out much louder than she thought, causing a few other people to look at you again.

You scoffed, your cheeks hot with anxiety. “It’s none of your business, none of you.” You didn’t mean to make a scene but it sure shut everyone up.

“Come on lass, it’s not that big of a deal.” Sean said with his face still red from laughter.

You shook your head and stood up, stalking off into the woods. You could hear Lenny calling after you but you ignored him. It was bad enough they made fun of you for something so stupid, but when you stormed off it made it a lot worse. You let them know they got to you.

Footsteps sounded from behind you and you forced the lump out of your throat so you could talk. “Leave me alone Lenny, I want to be alone.”

“It’s not Lenny.”

You looked over your shoulder and saw Arthur catching up to you. “Oh, it's you.” You sniffed and looked back in front of you, continuing to walk through the woods.

“Where you off to?” He asked and slowed down once he was walking beside you.

“I don’t know.” You admitted and ran your fingers through your hair in an attempt to self-soothe. “I, I know they didn’t mean no harm. But it’s not fun being the center of attention, especially when everyone's debating your sex life.”

Arthur nodded and took his hat off to fix his hair. “I should’ve stopped ‘em, I don’t know why I didn’t say anything back there.”

You looked at him as he put his hat back on and sighed. “It’s alright. Maybe I overreacted.”

“You reacted the same as anyone would. I wouldn’t like my personal business being discussed around a fire with a bunch of drunk people. Especially Sean. Too bad Micah wasn’t there, maybe he would’ve opened his mouth and given me a reason to kill him.”

You stopped walking and turned around, crossing your arms. The camp was out of sight now, you couldn’t even hear them anymore. You glanced to Arthur and then back to the woods. “You don’t need a reason to kill him.” You muttered, causing Arthur to chuckle.

“Well, as much as I agree-”

“How many women have you been with?” You asked suddenly.

Arthur raised his brows and scratched his chin awkwardly, he was totally caught off guard by your question. “I uh… not many more than you…”

Really? You were under the impression he had more notches on his belt than hairs on your head. “You’re not saying that to make me feel better, are you?”

He shook his head and leaned against a tree, crossing his legs at the ankles. “Now, you know I don’t lie to you.”

You smiled and laughed nervously, scratching the back of your neck. “Yeah. Well.” You took a deep breath and forced yourself to look at him. “Would you say you’re experienced?”

“Jesus, girl. You sure you want to talk about that with me?”

“As long as you won't think of me any different.”

He laughed then, as if the idea was absurd. “(Y/N), there’s probably nothing you could do that would make me think of you differently.” He said and you smiled even wider at that. There was no one else that could give you butterflies like Arthur could. “Well, if you really want to know, then sure. I would say so.”

You nodded and chewed on your bottom lip, glancing everywhere but at him. “Okay.” The next question you had was almost impossible to say. “Okay. Promise you won’t think of me different.” He nodded, urging you to continue. “Okay… Well… don’t feel obligated to say yes. Okay?” You were saying that word a lot, it must have been your nerves. “Would you… teach me… could you teach me how to please a man?”

Arthur thought there was nothing you could say that would surprise him. But there he was, his heart suddenly racing at 100mph. “Are you serious?”

You felt like an idiot. “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have asked that. What was I thinking?” You muttered, mostly to yourself.

“No, listen. Are you sure this is something you want to do? Because, (Y/N), once we cross that line there’s no going back. No going back to being how we are now.”

“In a bad way?” You asked, a bit worried by his words. “As in, you won't be my friend anymore?”

He almost pitied you then. “Of course not- (Y/N),” He sighed and shook his head, rubbing his face. “I just don’t want you to regret this. I don’t want you doin’ nothin’ that you don’t really want to do.”

“I want to, trust me. You have no idea.”

He rubbed his mouth as he thought the whole thing over. “Alright. Well, what do you want to know?”

The sudden realization of how serious the whole thing was almost knocked you on your ass. “Uhm… what do men like?”

He chuckled and crossed his arms, leaning back against the tree. “What do men like? Well, we like lots of things.” He struggled to find the words without sounding too vulgar. But it was hard to describe a blowjob without being filthy. “I guess the most popular way a woman can please a man is with her mouth and her hands.” After he spoke he mentally punched himself, was he really talking like this with you?

You nodded and fiddled with your fingers, trying to gather up the courage to ask him if you could try.

“And that, that’s a little hard to teach someone without actually doing it.”

That made it easier for you to ask your question. “Could we do it?”

He was stunned by you, once again. “You can’t be serious. Why in the world would you wanna do that?”

“Could we? Please? Unless you don’t want to. And don’t try to convince me that I’m not in my right mind. I know what I’m asking. I’m not even drunk anymore.”

“Alright, alright. I reckon there’s no harm…” Before he could finish you had stepped towards him, causing both of your hearts to speed up. He watched you carefully as you looked him over, thinking of what to do first. “Are you s-”

“Shut up, I’m sure.” You cut him off and reached for his belt. When your hands touched the leather you could feel his body heat and it made you even more nervous. You had touched Arthur plenty of times before but this felt so different. You were seeing and feeling him in an entirely new way.

You unbuckled his belt and then did the same to his pants, noticing how his breathing had changed from completely silent to softly audible. Should you slow down? You looked up to his face to see he still had his eyes on you but they looked different. His whole face had changed, he was hardly recognizable. So that’s what he looked like when he was horny.

Glancing back down you took a deep breath and sank down to your knees.

“Wait, here.” Arthur took his coat off and set it down on the forest floor in front of him. Your heart swelled at the kind gesture, every single day he proved he was the kindest man in the world.

Smiling in thanks, you tugged his pants down to his thighs. You had to try not to have a panic attack, you had never pleased a man with your mouth before so the concept was entirely foreign.

When you looked up to Arthur for guidance he almost fainted. You looked so beautiful like that, looking up at him with curious eyes with his cock in your face. He almost asked you once again if you were sure, but he bit his tongue. “Try not to use teeth, and go slow. There’s no right way to do-”

He choked when you took him into your mouth, tossing his head back to thump against the tree trunk. “Jesus, girl.” He whispered and ran his fingers through your hair. “You really never done this before?”

You didn’t respond, you were too occupied with his cock in your mouth. He was so warm, and he tasted different than you thought. He was salty, but it wasn’t unpleasant, thankfully. He did have a lot of pubic hair though so that was hard not to have all over your face.

Taking him further into your mouth you swirled your tongue around his length, experimenting with movements. He seemed to like that.

“Shit.” He breathed and fought to keep his eyes open so he could watch you. “Just like that. What you cant fit, use your hands. Move your head a little, just like you’d move your hips.” Oh, those words were sin.

You wrapped one hand around the base of his cock and massaged while you continued licking him, occasionally bobbing your head up and down. Hollowing out your cheeks was something you discovered on your own, you thought the pressure might feel nice. Also, it was hard to suck when there was air in your mouth.

There was no way he could last long, not when it was his first time with you. Even when he shamefully touched himself to the thought of you he never lasted more than a few minutes. So when he came within only two minutes he wasn’t surprised.

“Stop,” He panted and tried to take his cock out of your mouth in an effort to spare you tasting cum. He didn’t go over that part with you, and many people hated the taste of it. “You won’t want to, (Y/N)-”

You shook your head and sped up your movements. You knew he was about to cum, you’d seen a man orgasm before. The taste of cum was a mystery to you so you wanted to try it, and Arthur was the only man you’d feel comfortable tasting. Anyone else would feel too disgusting.

When he came he accidentally thrust into your mouth. If he could speak he would have apologized but his orgasm was so strong he was incapable. He huffed as he came, his eyes clenched shut and his fists in your hair.

You watched his face as he came, enjoying the state you had put him in. For your first blowjob, you did amazing, something neither of you expected. And the taste was pretty bad but after you swallowed it had numbed your mouth and throat, sort of like cocaine gum.

After you were sure he was done you stood back up, quickly becoming aware of how turned on you had gotten. “Was that good?” You asked and wiped the spit from your mouth.

Arthur nodded, his breath still labored and shaky. “It was,” He struggled to speak, swallowing hard. “You were great.” He pulled his pants back up and buckled his belt, all with shaky hands. “If you had told me after you’d never done that, I wouldn’t have believed you.”

“I guess it’s just another one of my weird natural talents.” You laughed awkwardly and shifted your feet in an attempt to get friction between your legs.

Arthur chuckled and tipped his head in agreement. “You wanna get back to camp now? Don’t want them thinking anything suspicious.”

You nodded and picked up his jacket, giving it a good shake before you handed it back to him. “Hey, when we get back, maybe I can teach you to please a woman.” You were mostly joking since you were sure he knew damn well how to do so. But when you looked at him you saw he was more than happy to oblige.

He had a twinkle in his eyes and one of the most wicked grins on his lips. “I was hoping you’d say that.”

#arthur morgan #arthur morgan x reader #arthur morgan imagines #arthur morgan x reader smut #Red Dead Redemption #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption imagine #red dead redemption 2 imagine #red dead x reader #red dead redemption x reader smut #red dead redemption x reader #request #myfanfic

[malcolmbrights-a]

here’s a list of plots i want!!! :o i like when my partners discuss headcanons with me   (preferably a few sentences to a paragragh) and  when they are okay with me taking a while to reply sometimes. i love to do rapids on tumblr or discord, so if you’re into that, i do it!!!! however, i also love to do longer and novella paras...they just take me a little longer to do. and uhm i think it'd be cool if we talk about ooc stuff sometimes and not just oc things all the time (unless you’d prefer not to talk personal. that’s fine)

(i mostly do f/f plots. i’m open to f/m plots, but i’d prefer to write the woman since a lot of my guys already have lots of plots.)

:o anyway, these are plots i want:

DO NOT REBLOG | DO NOT STEAL IDEAS

message me if interested. 

KILLING EVE PLOT WHERE AN ASSASSIN AND A CIA AGENT/FBI AGENT/MI6 AGENT PLAY A GAME OF CAT AND MOUSE AND ARE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER

being human inspired plot where a vampire & werewolf (or other spn creature) live together in an apartment or house. they try to be human, but end up getting stuck in problems relating to them being supernatural. 

wlw spies who live on a futuristic planet called earth ii. they sometimes time travel, but for the most part they do their missions in their time period. gay shit galore.

a hp plot where my character has legilimency and is working for the order and the death eaters as a double agent. the other character could be on either side, but the character is ultimately on the order’s side and doesn’t like death eaters at all and thinks the world would be safe with them dead. anyway, i love drama and hp, so whatever. i just want a thrilling hp plot

college plots of any kind

high school sweethearts who drifted apart and then meet again later on

divorced plot where they’re still in love with each other. they just don’t see it. 

a plot based on the g/ood place, where they die and when they wake up they believe they’re in heaven, but they’re actually in hell and don’t know it. the two characters are actually set up as ‘soulmates’, but are really placed together to annoy the shit out of each other. (i kinda want them to be snarky, bc i love snark)

a super power plot where two people are vigilante crime fighters who discover each other’s identity. i like the idea of them dating before this, so they’re both confused. they live in a world where super powers are a known things, but certain people think people with powers are dangerous. setting would be retrofuturistic...uhm sollar punk in a way. 

john w/ick type plot where someone kills an assassins dog after losing their spouse and the assassin loses her shit. they get caught up with a nurse who finds them wounded kjhfsjd

life and death raise a baby after a prophecy states the child will stop the next apocalypse. they baby basically gets raised in the underworld. life and death are maybe an old married couple? or they’re like wanting to be a couple, but never took the time to be? they’re both lesbians 😍

good o/mens themed plot where an angel and demon are bros (or in love lmfao) and they’re trying to stop the apocolpyse

 wlw treasure hunters in space! think i/ndiana j/ones meets t/omb r/aider. they end up getting into trouble, because of a cursed object.

another super powers plot where fbi agents work a case where they take down a serial killer. they’re partners and end up in a game of cat and mouse with the killer. team work. arguing. fun.

a homicide detective or a missing persons detective works with a psychic who is a private investigator to solve crimes. i kind of want this plot to include vampires, werewolves, etc.

married vigilante murderers who kill other murderers

an exes plot where one of the people fucked up and still has feelings for the other character, but the other character has moved on. i imagine they have a kid together, so they try and make a friendship work.

s/ilence of the lambs plot where a criminal helps an fbi solve crimes. shit gets real when the criminal escapes prison and pops up in the agent’s house. drama

the president of the united states (or the person running for president of the united states) is a woman who’s in the closet. her and her personal assistant have an affair. except it’s not really an affair, because her husband is gay and doesn’t care.

one of characters doesn’t know they were brought to life through technology after they get into a car accident. the other person knows, but they’re left in the dark until something happens and they realize there’s something different about them.

a ghost haunts a character to help them solve their murder. they know that they won’t be the last victim and want to put a stop to the violence. i don’t know how the other character sees ghosts, but that’s a THING.

serious lawyer finds love. wlw

wlw plot where they’ve known each other their whole lives, but run into each other after years of not seeing each other and they fall in love.

a plot that takes place in the courage the cowardly dog universe? maybe courage is in it lmfao

IF INTERESTED, MESSAGE ME <3

#1x1 rp #1x1 roleplay #1x1 plot #discord 1x1 #discord rp #long post

[oh-phineas]

Phineas’s Social Media Marketing Project: Humans of Pride University

Wednesday, November 24 -- Instagram Boyfriend: An in-character Instagram post of another character. (5 different muns, ex: Phil posts one of Tom, Barbie, John, etc...) Please refrain from posting these in the Instagram channel, we do not want to flood. 

featuring: @notmuchofatail @knightley--phillip @ianthedisastrous @the-name-is-chip @geehosaphat (THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED!!!!)

Phineas C. Flynn Professor Soldi MKBU 2002: Social Media Marketing 15 November 2021

For my social media project, I decided to take inspiration from the Humans of New York project and create a Humans of Pride U project. This connects to the principle of direct audience engagement that we discussed in class because I worked with the photography subjects to tell their personal stories. On social media, people do not just want ads. They want content that will engage them on a deeper level.

I asked the subjects deep questions about their lives because I think a lot of people want to talk about deep things, but they don’t get the chance to in everyday life. But by sharing these personal stories, our brand will connect with audiences who can relate. For example, Chip shared that he is an orphan, which is not really something that comes up in everyday life. But that story could resonate with other people who come across the post online. It definitely resonated with me because my brother is not related to me by blood but he is one of the most influential people in my life.

I think this campaign could be useful for any kind of user experience-based product. Maybe a dating app, emphasizing the connections that you can make when you try to get to know someone. Or maybe it could be for an e-reader app, emphasizing the importance of storytelling. All in all, I think this was a deeply impactful campaign that will inspire people.

UNCENSORED/UNEDITED ANSWERS BELOW THE CUT! (because Phineas had to turn this in for a grade lmfao)

Greg: 

"P-..proudest moment? Oh... uhm... I uh... ..." Extended pause that needs to be justified with more than a '...' "...I..I suppose the one that... t-that comes t'mind n-now is...quite silly. I-... I mean there's... there's a few that uhm... that I should s-say probably. Graduating.. h-..havin' a..a business. When I..I was elected. The..the normal ones. But uhm... I...I actually felt.. more proud when I uhm... learned how to milk goats...? Which - ... sayin' it out loud... - Like i uhm...l-like I said. Sounds...weird, but.. It... it's somethin' I...never thought I'd do. Somethin' I'd never considered d-doin'. I-..I mean m'vegan so... it's.. kinda out of my.. interest or...beliefs? N'it.. it was somethin' I was sure I'd mess up n'...never get t'do again. And it... it was durin' a time I didn't think I'd... ever h-have a proud m-moment again. It...it was somethin' I did right when I kept thinkin' everything I was doin' was wrong, and... I -.. I dunno. I just.. it had been the..the first time I'd.. felt pr-proud of myself for doin' something in a long time. S'kinda... dumb but... I dunno why it s-stuck with me. The...little things I guess.."

Phil:

Well I always like to say that everything I do, I do for the spirit of Lord Byron — romantic poetry is actually my speciality. I know, I know; everyone thinks I’m a Bukowski bloke, but I actually find him… exhausting. Annoying, really. Lord Byron, though, that was a man who knew how to fuck. Sorry, can you use that for school? I can amend it if you need. But yeah, he was the original bad boy and I think I just want to be the Byronic hero of the Pride U campus. My mates think I’m ridiculous, of course. John’s all serious all the time, but he’s honestly the only reason I’m probably still alive at this point. Not that I have a death wish — I’m just an idiot. Me and Tom both, though Tom’s literally the kindest person I know; he just indulges me, that’s all. They’re my conscience, keeping my Bad Boy Byron-self from wandering the moors in a half buttoned white shirt and a bottle of whiskey.

#what does this say about me that this is the second normal task i've turned into a pride u assignment for absolutely no reason?? #hahahah i miss college #also i love that im not getting graded on this 'paper' lol #bc its bad #SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE WHO JUMPED ON MY LIL PLOT CALL YALL ROCK #bdrpwrimo #bdrpwrimoemma #bdrpwrimo2021