#and then maybe indulge in some serious self care lmao because that was rough

[bokebelle]

connie springer + friends with benefits

A/N: this is very very self-indulgent and ended up being longer than intended but please enjoy my Connie brainrot bc i love him a lot and he needs more content

WARNINGS: 16+; friends with benefits relationship; mentions of sex; modern au

PAIRINGS: connie springer x gn!reader

TAGS: fluff, a tiny tiny bit of angst.

REQUESTS: open

One of the best people to get into a friends with benefits type of relationship 💯

You guys would have to be good friends before this kind of relationship happens. Connie may be fun and goofy from time to time but he wants to make sure you trust him as a partner and vice versa

He probably wasn't even looking for a fwb type relationship tbh it probably just happened and you guys just went with it

it probably started with growing sexual tension whenever you two hung out. A little playful flirting here and there 👀

At a party, you two were a little flirter than usual and he just looked around to see if anyone was around, and whispered in your ear if you wanted to make out in his car LMAO of course you agreed

things just escalated over time til he offered to take you home one night and you best believe he did NOT go home that night

When the post nut clarity finally hit that you guys hooked up, he just asks if you would want to do it again

Connie turned to look at you, lips slightly swollen, with a light dusting of pink on his cheeks and a light sheen of sweat on his chest. "So...wanna do it again?"

"Right now?!" you sit up, instantly feeling the soreness in your lower half. you definitely weren't ready for another round

"Not now, dummy. But maybe...whenever we both wanna, y'know..." he avoided looking at you, suddenly feeling embarrassed at his own proposition. "but if you totally don't want to, it's fine I understand."

A small smile dances on you lips. He looked cute all flustered, suddenly looking nervous when he was anything but just moments ago. "I think I'd like that."

You two don't really tell anyone, but you don't keep it a secret either. He'd tell them what's up if people would ask (if you wanted them to know) but since you guys flirt all the time no one really suspected anything more was going on

the longer your relationship progresses, the bolder he gets lmao literally went from being shy about asking to hookup in his apartment to dragging your ass you his car during a date because his dick "suddenly missed his best buddy" you smacked him

He is also very open to experimenting and trying new things. He'll try it once and if it doesn't work then it's fine. He also respects your boundaries if ever you don't feel comfortable with the idea of trying something new. he won pressure you and won't bring it up

Probably uses a safeword like "taco"

He isn't THAT rough that you'd need one, but he wants to give you the option of stopping whenever you feel like you can handle it 😭 this baby doesn't wanna hurt you and wants you as safe as possible 🥺

This man is a great mix of playful and serious in the bedroom. He knows when to make you laugh during sex and to tone it down when you just need a physical release. your comfort is his priority so he wants to make sure he fits whatever you need

Connie is actually really good with aftercare despite not knowing it's actually a thing!!

He just knows it's on him to take care of his partner afterwards so he helps you clean up, gives you clean clothes especially if you're at his place, and offers you a snack or asks if you wanna watch a movie

If you want to cuddle and just talk, he's totally down! if you also need some personal space, he'll totally respect that and give you the time you need, whenever you need it.

He can be a total flirt but he's also very friendly and knows his limits so he doesn't end up sending mixed signals. He's flirty enough to keep things interesting but not enough to confuse either of you about your relationship unless he falls for you.

Great aftercare? Attentive in the bedroom? Funny, handsome, respectful king? overall one of the best people to have a FWB relationship hands down

If you ever decide you want to end that kind of setup, he'll totally respect it and would still treat you as a good friend! will occasionally make inside jokes about hooking up but it's all in good nature because he enjoyed his time with you and he wants you to remember that time with the same smile he has whenever he thinks about it pls i love him

BONUS: Falling in love with Connie during your FWB relationship (and him falling in love you with back)

honestly how can you not fall for him

Connie is always so sweet, funny, respectful, both in and out of the bedroom so it wasn't long before you started wanting to stay in his arms a bit more after a good session

Connie never treated you any differently, but there were times when things just felt different

The moment you knew you had feelings for him was when he fucked you differently compared to your previous sessions

Sure he would blow your back out every now and then, but there were also more mellow times with him when you both were feeling lazy and needy

But THIS was a new experience. He fucked you slowly, but intensely. His hands were all over you but his touches were more gentle and soft. His kisses were a little bit sweeter and the caresses on your face lingered just a bit longer.

You snuggled into his chest a little more after that and you swore he held you a bit tighter, pulling your body just a bit closer to his. When you became aware of his heart beating under your ear, and found yourself being lulled to sleep by it, you knew you were fucked both literally and figuratively

Your feelings for him weighed you down more and more until you decided you were playing a dangerous game and you had to get out before you reached the point of no return

it sucked having to break things off with Connie but it was the first rule of any fwb relationship and you broke it more and more everyday.

As you sat up and rolled out of bed, ready to get dressed and leave, you felt Connie's arms come up behind you and rested his chin against your shoulder.

"Hey, why don't you stay the night?" he asked, placing a quick kiss on the junction between your neck and shoulder.

You exhale heavily, dreading what was coming next. You didn't plan on breaking it off so soon, but you knew staying the night would only be the wrong choice to make - for your sake and your heart's.

"I don't think that's a good idea."

"C'mon, this isn't the first time you've stayed the night. Please?" You wanted to give in. You wanted to roll around, kiss his pretty face and spend the night in his arms. But knowing he didn't feel the same way as you did, knowing you'd leave with a heart that would break a little bit more if you stayed over, is what made you say no.

"It's not a good idea, Connie." you take a deep breath. "Actually, I think we aren't a good idea anymore."

You felt him withdraw his arms from your torso, the areas where he held you instantly feeling cold and empty. You hold on tighter to the sheets, partly to cover yourself up but mostly to keep you from breaking down in front of him.

"What?! Why not? Did I do something wrong? Was I too rough?"

Connie desperately racked his brain for what could have gone wrong from when you were saying his name like a prayer to now. He didn't want to mess it up with you, he really didn't. You slowly became someone he felt safe with. You became the one he wanted to see first thing in the morning, that's why he wanted you to stay over. He was falling for you, but he didn't want to admit it just yet. Maybe you caught on and didn't feel the same way? He knew he'd have to tell you eventually, but he wanted to be selfish a little bit longer. He wanted to enjoy what you guys had before going back to being just friends with no 'benefits'.

"I know we agreed to being just friends but I think I'm starting to feel something more than that and it's really stupid. But I don't think I can do this anymore without falling for you more than I already have." The tension in the air is palpable. In the time it takes for what you said to finally sink in Connie's mind, you decided his silence was his final answer.

When Connie saw your figure quietly get up from the edge of the bed, he knew this was his chance.

He quickly made his way over to your side, sitting on the edge. He reached out and gently wrapped his arms around your waist.

"Don't go, please." He whispered into the skin of your back.

You turn to look at him, keeping your tears at bay, trying to pry his arms off of you. God, with the way he was looking at you, that was almost all the convincing you need to stay just last night with him

"Connie, don't make this harder on me. You don't understa-"

"No, [y/n]" he cuts you off, now moving his hands to hold yours. "you don't understand." he delicately presses a kiss to your fingertips before kissing the back of your hand. "I want you. I want you to stay."

The meaning behind his words lit a spark in you that erupted into a passionate flame in your chest.

Connie wanted you. He wanted you just as much as you wanted him.

You cup his face, one of his hands coming up to rest over yours. You lean down and place the sweetest, softest kiss you can on his lips. It's not much but you hope he can feel all you've wanted to tell him in that one kiss.

"Okay, Connie, okay" you whisper as your lips pulled away from his own, a small smile forming when he whined at the loss of contact.

You committed the image of Connie Springer pouting at you because he wanted a kiss to your memory. You would tease him about it soon enough, you just wanted cherish the fact that he wanted kisses - your kisses.

You had more nights to share, more kisses to give him, but for now you just wanted to enjoy the feeling of having Connie in your arms, knowing you had each other as long as your hearts wanted.

You wanted to enjoy the feeling of Connie simply being there, finally being yours. He wasn't going anywhere, and neither were you.

"I'll stay."

#aot #attack on titan #snk #shingeki no kyojin #connie springer x reader #shingeki no kyoujin imagine #connie springer #connie springer x y/n #connie springer x you #aot x gn!reader #aot x you #aot x reader #aot x y/n #snk x you #snk x y/n #snk x reader #aot connie #attack on titan x reader #aot hcs #snk hcs #snk headcanons #aot headcanons #shingeki no kyojin anime #[🍹] — personal mix #[🍸] — after hours

[hornime]

hello hello!! happy 500 :D i’m a new follower and i’d like to request a pit stop (i’m pretty sure that’s the alphabet thing) with mr kenma pls and thank u <3

part of my 500 event! [CLOSED]

NSFW ALPHABET | KENMA KOZUME X GN!READER

warnings: 18+, timeskip!kenma, gn!reader, mentions of: filming, exhibitionism, choking, bondage, voyeurism, edging, roleplay

a/n: thank you for requesting!!!! this was super fun to write and i hope u enjoy <3

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

kenma’s competitive with himself, and that’s something that definitely carries into the bedroom. he’s analytical, so he’ll ask you questions that you really cannot take seriously after getting your brains fucked out like how many times did you cum? and on a scale from one to ten how good did that feel? although its not the traditional sort of aftercare, you know that he’s only doing it so he can make the experience better for the next time, and so far he hasn’t failed in doing so.

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

himself: his fingers. he’s gotta use them for a lot of things: clicking the mouse while he’s gaming, signing business contracts, making you cream around them, sticking them down your throat, you know, day-to-day things. he looks at his hands with pride with the way they’re able to manipulate anything—especially you.

partner: your wrists. he loves the duality; when he’s holding your forearms above your head and thrusting into you mercilessly, he gets a sort of satisfaction in how limp your wrists go, your clenched fists drooping helplessly in his grasp. but he has reverence for their strength; when you’re choking him, fingers digging into his pulse points, he can’t help but focus on the way your wrist pushes down on his collarbone, the post-sex aches there simply reminders of how he fell to putty in your hands.

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

would rather cum on you than inside. let’s face it, he was probably a hentai addict at some point and got hooked on the lewd way they showed backshots, facials, and the like. also a sucker for cumming in your mouth when you give him a blowjob and making you stick your tongue out before swallowing. put on a little show of licking your fingers or your lips and he’ll instantly get hard again.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

wants to fuck you while streaming. even after graduating high school, he’s not the tallest nor the strongest, and he’s constantly getting comments like how did he bag someone as hot as ‘em? or they’re probably just in it for the money on videos that he films with you. he’s not an idiot, he knows that even if he was the world’s hottest person there’d still be hate comments because that’s just how the internet works, but he really really wants to shut them all up by pausing his game and folding your body across his desk. there’s no way in hell he’d follow through with that though, because his career—and probably both of your lives—would be ruined, but he’s not opposed to making some faceless porn videos if you’re down for that kind of thing.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

kenma kept to himself for most of his life, so while he didn’t really have hands-on experience, he did get a lot of knowledge from hentai and mangas and such (which really is a double-edged sword because no, not everyone’s nipples are that sensitive, but its fine). so he kinda had a lot of unrealistic expectations and not a lot of sexual encounters to disprove them. but when he blew up on twitch and youtube? phew this guy had people THROWING themselves at him. and so he did indulge a bit, ‘gained some xp’ and ‘leveled up’ as he’d say, before stumbling upon you.

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

when you ride him and he’s sitting up so your chests are pressed together. kenma’s the type of person to see kissing as super intimate (yes, even more intimate than literally being inside you) so he loves this position because he can make out with you. he lives for those heated makeout sessions when you’re both moaning into each other’s mouths and nipping at each other’s lips. also likes the position where either you’re sitting with your back to his chest or vice versa and getting each other off.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i feel like he’d be pretty serious at first, in the early stages of your relationship, but as you got more comfortable, his dorkiness would shine through. like, this guy plays video games for a living, alright? he’s bound to make a few dumb references while you are ‘doing the dirty’, maybe let loose his killer wario impression when things get steamy.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i feel like kenma definitely dyed his pubes blonde as part of a prank at some point so that it matched his hair LMAO. and hygiene-wise, i mean, he still is a musty gamer boy except now he’s getting paid for it. so he probably didn’t take care of it at all before really settling down with a long-term partner (cough, you). now he keeps it trimmed (and he might dye it again for kicks).

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

i feel like it varies from situation to situation. depending on the mood and whatnot, he might really cling to the romance stuff and kiss you on the neck or forehead or murmur i love you, that kind of thing. other times, it might just be all about physical pleasure. it all chalks up to what kind of sex you guys are having, really.

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

likes to be watched when masturbating. this pretty much goes hand-in-hand with his fantasy of railing you while streaming, but he’s a fan of either having you sit in front of him and boss him around while he’s jerking off or recording himself. also he might have posted a couple of the videos he films for you to a brand new account on twitter, accidentally blew up, and caused the hashtag #isthiskodzuken to trend for a couple weeks... oops.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

filming/voyeurism: kenma spends all his time in front of cameras, and that part of his life is just part of his sexual preferences now. would almost always be down to film a sex tape. when you guys are separated because of work or whatever, your messages are just lewd pictures and snippets back and forth. its really fucking with your data plan.

roleplay: he has an active imagination—need i say more? he’s constantly coming up with scenarios in his head and he’s definitely bought you a sexy cosplay costume on multiple occasions. i can’t see him into anything too intense like ddlg but i’m sure there’s some more milder stuff sprinkled within his sex life.

edging + bondage combo: when he’s subbing, kenma’s definitely the type who wants to relinquish all control. he just wants you to do whatever you want to him and tease him until he’s crying and begging to cum. will squirm a lot, which will eventually prompt you to tie his hands behind his back, which he realizes he likes a lot more than he thought he would.

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

his office (feeds into his boss/employee fantasy) and in the bedroom, but just not on the bed (on his desk, at his gaming chair). the bed is for the more lovey-dovey sex.

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

this is oddly specific, but i feel like he’s the kind of guy that’ll get really hard if you massage his hair, lull him into a false sense of security, and then wrap your hand around his neck. the moment you squeeze, his face’ll go red and the blood goes rushing to his dick.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

threesomes or sex with other people watching. although he might be an exhibitionist, he’s pretty hesitant when it comes to actually being that vulnerable for another person. there’s a fine line between the thrill of possibly doing it with other people and then the reality of actually doing it with other people and its a line that he most likely will not cross. after all, even though he’s more extroverted than he used to be, sex is still something you still had to coax him out of his shell for.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

giving (50%): he likes the ego boost that comes with making you cum with just his mouth and, since he keeps note of the kinds of things that really get you over the edge, he’s constantly getting better at it. likes fingering even more, though, so he’ll almost always have his fingers in your hole while he does it.

receiving (50%): loves getting blowjobs while he’s gaming and his headset mic is on (exhibitionist, cough cough). his favorite time to get oral is when you’ve got him tied to a chair and are taking your own sweet time, daring him to cum at the frustratingly slow pace you’re going.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

regardless of the scene, he goes relatively slow. likes savoring the moment and likes seeing your reactions to each of his individual movements even more so he wouldn’t like rushing things.

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

honestly, not a fan of them. he gets really flustered after sex, like red-face-and-heavy-breathing-and-messy-hair kind of flustered, so he sucks at composing himself. the last thing he wants is for his stakeholders to realize he got the soul sucked out of him from the burning blush on his cheeks, therefore he like sex when he can take his time with it.

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

will be down to experiment if you’re clear about it. open communication is a big one for taking steps in sex because he’s not the best at reading people. so as long as you explain what exactly you want to do, sure, he’ll try it.

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

not more than a couple rounds, but they will be excruciatingly long. he’ll make you cum multiple times before he takes care of himself just because he loves seeing your expression when you finish. but once he cums, there’s not much going to happen after that. baby burns out fast.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he loves ‘em and uses them at any given opportunity. he’s still a bit lazy, but does it really matter when he can just buy something to make you both feel good with minimal effort? after all, he has the money. kenma always has the latest ‘gadgets’; in fact, there’s an entire box of toys in his closet. his favorite would have to be the app-controlled vibrator—he loves using it on you as much as he loves you using it on him.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

as much as he likes making you cum, he likes seeing your face and hearing your noises more. so yes, he’s a teaser. he just loves how receptive you get when you’re begging him to touch you more, to fuck you faster, that he can’t help but drag things out longer than necessary. it’s really your fault that he does it, at least, that’s what he tells you.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

loud, loud, LOUD. kenma whimpers and his moans usually get higher-pitched the closer he gets to his orgasm. when he’s busy focusing with you, though, all that’s pouring out of his mouth is absolute filth, talking about how sexy you look and how good you’re taking him. might degrade you here and there when he sees how easy it is for you to finish with him just using his fingers—he can’t help it.

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he has the money and the inability to take life too seriously, so yeah, he’s ordered a silicone mold of your genitalia, whether its your pussy or your cock. its embarrassingly useful when he goes on business trips and its the one thing he never forgets to pack (he forgot his passport once but you bet he had his custom sex toy tucked safely in his luggage like the crazy bastard he is). got you a dildo in the shape of his dick for your birthday so he wouldn’t feel as weird about it.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

six and a half inches, slight curve to the left, and for lack of a better word, pretty. it sits prettily in your palm, has a pretty pink shade on the tip, and overall always leaves you satisfied. for what he can’t do with his cock, he has plenty of toys to compensate anyway.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he was pretty conservative about it at first, but once you gave him a taste of his desires and some of your own, he was hooked. what started as taking out his frustrations after a particular bad game became compounded with rewards after a particularly good game, and now he thinks of sex as a good luck charm before he even turns on his pc. so yeah, you got a pretty needy guy on your hands.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he’s out almost immediately. he puts a lot of effort into fucking you well, and i mean, he doesn’t have the best stamina despite years of volleyball. basically the pleasure goes straight into his brain, electrifies his nerves for a solid couple hours, and then the moment he cums it all just shuts down. if you make him drink some monster you’ll probably be able to fix the circuit board and get him started up again.

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[thelovelyghostwriter]

Neon Nostrade ABC NS/FW Headcanons

Okay. I’m gonna do this for our baby girl because well, she has a different set of kinks altogether. 

By the way, I will be referring to KuroNeon and KuroNeon when I’m doing this headcanon. 

Rated R Warning: Lots of vulgar terms. Don't like don't read. Don't go inside a cave and complain it's dark. I will block anyone who complains.

Let’s go for the ABC Headcanons of this brat: 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She’s two moods: either really drowsy after a good fuck or talkative. If she’s worn out good, she will be very sleepy and just want to lie on her partner’s chest. 

If she still has energy left, she likes to have a pillow talk with her partner. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Girlie is proud of her curves and face. She knows she’s cute and she has the curves. She’s not afraid to dress up for her man and drive them absolutely crazy. 

She likes her partner’s biceps and back. She likes to scratch and caress them when they are in a missionary position. 

If she's with Kurapika and knows his Kurta identity, she worships his eyes (kinda fucked up but yes!). She likes how it turns scarlet because of his deep intense lust (and maybe hatred) while they’re having sex. She finds it alluring, like a moth to a flame. For Chrollo, it's his spider tattoo.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

This girl swallows. Nuff’ said. She likes to be milked too. She's submissive and breedable.

She also likes having her partner's fingers stuffed into her mouth after they finger her. A little taste on how wet she is. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She has a bunch of lingerie shoots that doesn’t show her face. She then post it on OnlyFans to gain extra income. Just lingerie pics because she enjoys modelling for it. However, she won't show her pussy or boobs. Those are VIP access only.

She also fucks her new head bodyguard aka Kurapika and had a one time fling with Chrollo. Papa must never know this.

Good girls are just bad girls who haven't been caught.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Not so much. She isn't a virgin per se (really think one of her clients or Chrollo took her virginity), but she also hasn't gotten around much due to her father having people to guard her 24/7. She usually doesn’t take the lead so most of the time she just goes with the flow. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything to do with her partner dominating her. Girlie likes to get dicked down hard. So think of missionary, doggy and all sorts of variations that goes deep.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She is very childish and teasing alright. She's not serious about it. To her, sex is for fun. She wants to enjoy it. She giggles a lot whenever she gets a pleasant reaction from her partner.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Yeah. She goes to those high-end bikini waxing services to get her pussy groomed once ever three months. She may show her lingerie to others but she only shows her lady parts to someone special and she has to make herself look presentable.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Uhhh... she is playful. She usually relies on the non-sexual dating part that her partner does for the romance.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

This girl likes to read smuts or listen to audios to get herself wet. If she really wants to get down on it, she uses a good ol' vibrator to buzz herself. She has to do it in a room though, where no one is around.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

*clears throat* This girl makes the best porn to write LMAO. I can think of a few kinks when it comes to her (and her r/s with Chrollo or Kurapika).

With Kurapika:

Discipline and Bondage: Her bratty attitude pisses off his stern no-bullshit personality. Sometimes she does it on purpose to egg him to punish and fuck her. She secretly enjoys it when he spanks her, be it using his hand or his belt. She realises that he might be into bondage based on the chains on his hand so she suggested tying her up. They used ropes, clothes, handcuffs and of course (actual, not his Nen) chains. He sometimes chains her up Shibari style and likes to see her pussy drool over the chains. This starts whenever she acts up, throws a tantrum and Kurapika has to deal with her bs. It's not easy disciplining this naughty brat but he likes the challenge until she's an obedient brat begging to be his cumslut. When she's being a good girl, he'll reward her with a good fucking and another present (e.g. jewellery or handbag or whatever she wants).

Degrading and Humiliation: This comes with the disciplining part. Whenever he disciplines her, it comes with degrading her. Neon loves to be called all sorts of degrading terms: slut, whore, brat. He's usually very uptight so it turns her on when he gets vulgar during sex. It gets even more intense when it's hate-fucking. He's supposed to dislike flesh collectors but here he is enjoying the flesh of a pretty collector, and so they engage in hate-sex filled with degrading her and Neon loves every filthy second of it.

Breeding: Yes, I know I said Kurapika ain't gonna want kids, based on my analysis of him and it makes sense. Only after he accidentally knocks her up, then he'll realise "hey, this ain't bad". So when Kurapika realises that perhaps repopulating the clan isn't that bad, Neon is more than happy to produce kids with him and be the freakin Kurta baby factory. The whole baby-making process is fun, they will make sure they won't waste a single cum drop. Neon also loves to address Kurapika as "Daddy" because she knows it makes him feel powerful and it represents fathering her children. Sorry Light Nostrade, Neon has another daddy now.

With Chrollo:

DD/LG: Their age gap and height difference screams sugar dating. He loves to indulge in her materialism and spoils her like a brat she is (he just steals those items and gives it to her). Chrollo is one freaky mf who calls her princess, kitten, baby girl and all sorts of really cute nicknames. Chrollo isn't like Kurapika who would degrade her. He likes to praise his little sex bunny because positive reinforcement works. He wants her to dress up in all those frizzy lingerie costumes and roleplay in DD/LG.

Toys: [See the T for Toys for this one]

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

One word: power. 

That is in the form of money and dominance in her partner. She loves it when they give her what she wants materially, be it that nice taxidermy butterfly necklace or that designer brand clothes and accessories. She doesn't care how you get it, but if you give it to her, she's sure to reward you.

Another thing that for sure turns them on is being dominated. Be it with Kurapika, Chrollo or anyone else, Neon loves to be dominated and fucked. Hold her by the neck. Let her know who is in charge. Make her beg to be fucked. A little possessive dirty talk will get her wet. Anything to do with establishing ownership of her.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Neon likes having sex in the bedroom or in the guy's office. She likes to disturb her partner while he's working so they end up doing it in the office. Or some luxurious hotel. A bathtub will be good too.

There's a very specific location I want to write her having sex with Kurapika. A location so messed up yet so angsty but I will keep quiet about it for now. You would need to be one creative sicko like me to guess this one. Heh. 😶😶

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

A big no is her being 100% dom. Neon is kinda lazy in that aspect. She doesn't like to do all the work and wants the pleasure/pain handed to her. At most, she'll ride the guy while she's on top but she's going to be a real tease about it, hoping that they would get impatient and flip her over. When they do, she'll be more excited because that's what baby girl wants.

Stuff like pee or anything to do with that is something that she'll never do.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She likes to have her pussy eaten out of course. And how they make her come through oral sex. However, she prefers to give SLIGHTLY more. Just slightly. She likes to get her hair grabbed and face-fucked. Sometimes she engages in cock worship.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually, she says things like "fuck me harder", "don't stop" etc. to encourage getting fucked at a faster and rougher pace. Especially when they hit her G-spot. That sends her crazy. She does appreciate the slow and sensual but only at the beginning or near the end. Depending on the context of the sex session.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yeah. She likes quickies. This has something to do with disturbing and teasing her partner while he's at work. Yes, I'm talking about Kurapika. So a little quickie just for him to relax and catch a break is Neon's favour for him for working so hard.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes. She's game on taking risks. She's actually the one who will initiate and explore with kinks she finds on the net. Heck, she once proposed getting fucked against the window and in the balcony, risking the fact that someone might see them (Papa absolutely must never know what his daughter has been doing). The fear and thrill of getting caught arouses her.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

I think at most two rounds. The sex can be really intense and this girl lacks stamina. She didn't go through formal Nen training (remember that she got hers without training), and her partners are Nen users and physically fit so they wear her out.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

She owns them alright. She uses a vibe to pleasure herself. It comes in handy when she gets horny during ovulation and there's no one to dick her down.

As for using them with a partner, she uses a lot of toys with Chrollo. Whether it's the anal beads when Chrollo wants to get her ass fucked while he rams the front or making her wear vibrating panties in public, she's sure down for it. She also will wear a tail butt plug to complement her kitty outfit that Chrollo instructed her to wear. She'd gladly follow whatever freaky fantasy he wants.

With Kurapika, they don't use toys except for bondage items. If Neon were to sleep with a woman, she'll prefer to get fucked with a strap on.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Neon is the queen of teases. Especially if her lover seems uptight. (Yes, Pika boy, that's you).

She'll randomly sends him nudes while he's working. She'll touch his lap/balls lightly when they're eating side by side. She'll say stuff that sounds suggestive in inappropriate timings. She'll wink. She'll roll her tongue while eating and making eye contact. Just to initiate sex.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Neon has a high-pitched voice. She's very vocal during sex. She can't help it. Honestly, she sounds like those girls in hentai porn but more genuine lmaoo. She'll moan, squeal, whine, squeak and pant with the occasional "yes", "fuck me", "harder" and all the short needy dirty talk to push them to do her rougher.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

She likes to shop for her outfits. It excites her thinking what type of kinky outfit she should buy to make her partner horny. Be it another lacy lingerie, bunny outfit, kitty outfit, she'll be sure to look delectable in her man's eyes.

She looks REAL good in pink or white. Most of her outfits are in that colour. 💖💖

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Neon has a B cup. She doesn't have those giant breasticles like Pakunoda or Shizuku. But that's understandable. I once estimated her height based on Chrollo's height and the manga panel where her head is at his shoulder. She's about 150cm, maybe even shorter. She's a petite girl. She has curves in proportion (she's not a loli, she's just small in height). But that's her charm. She's cute. Easily carried to be fucked.

Side note: The height difference between her and Kurapika (171cm)/Chrollo (177cm) is so good in this aspect (if you guys know what I mean) hehehe kekekek.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Hmm... I think Neon is mid. She does likes sex but she isn't a sex addict. She gets in the mood easily, especially when she's horny during ovulation. She won't be in the mood when she's angry or upset at not getting what she wants.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She's exhausted after it happens. Definitely be sleeping like a baby. She'll lay on her partner's chest and doze off comfortably. If she still has the energy, she'll demand for round two or just pillow talk. Chatter her way until she falls asleep.

To end it off, I would like to give you guys some links to fanart where Neon is being hot, art by @anotherworldash :

Cat Outfit

Cat Outfit with Buttplug

Bunny Outfit Regina George reference

Neon in Shibari ropes

Chrollo and Neon

Kurapika and Neon

Neon sucking Kurapika off [Yes, you read this right]

Neon in pink lingerie

#neon nostrade #kuroneo #kuraneo #kuroneon

[ariyadaivaris]

artemidi replied to your post “boy oh boy i sure hope nobody asks about the embarrassing sappy au i...”

I need......more info on this.....blease

i’ve GOT more info on this don’t you even worry your sweet fred head about it !!

nxt’s tag team division is, to say the least, KIND OF...UH...BORDERLINE NONEXISTENT AS OF LATE and so when the time comes to set up the dusty rhodes tag team classic they really end up needing to Scrumble something together! the original plan was that tyler (bate) (to name specific tylers) and jack would team up however long they needed to for the tournament, but oh NO tyler’s been gravely injured, probably by pete because he’s a motherfucker

jack is stuck without a partner and the tournament is stuck without the final team! regal puts out a desperate call for help and ariya decides to strike a deal because why would he team with jack motherfucking gallagher without something to gain from it

the deal is this: ariya teams with jack, withstands whatever mockery comes his way this time, carries the team through the tournament and when he wins, he gets a shot at the cruiserweight title. ariya is a difficult person to work with but desperate times calls for desperate measures, and so ariya and jack end up being the newest addition to the tag team classic! Oh What Drama ! 

things are TENSE, TO SAY THE LEAST

they have to take a bit of a hiatus from 205 so they can travel with nxt, some of the tournament matches take place at house shows and live events and they do still need to work together as a team outside of the tournament if only because they’d be completely fucked otherwise! jack still can’t drive so ariya (dear sweet ariya who can’t drive for shit) is the official pilot in their travels, and jack is...an...interesting co-pilot

the first few weeks are mostly ariya giving jack Ze Silent Treatment while jack refuses to shut up ever and it’s kind of an awkward uneasy dynamic, even after they win their first tournament match through SOME MIRACLE

ariya finally talks to jack during a drive because jack stumbles onto the topic of musicals and says some things and ariya gets very heated very easily and it MIGHT turn into a cutting discussion about the accessibility of theatre and of bootlegs, and about who and what gets visibility in mainstream media and who and what gets nominated for tonys, etc, but its the most fun ariya’s had in awhile and they both kinda learn smth from it and from then on ariya’s more willing to like. at least talk to jack. and it’s...disappointingly...very nice

i feel like during a house show ariya gets trapped in the corner and almost gets dropkicked but jack manages to get to his corner and use his umbrella as kind of a makeshift shield to throw off their opponent and give ariya time to collect his wits and it’s maybe a silly thing to think about but its cute imo! my city now! 

after their second round match, which they almost accidentally win (against reDRagon, no less, bc let’s be real while we’re being self indulgent here i DO care more abt this storyline than about those two probably very talented but uninteresting slices of white bread), jack compliments ariya’s performance in the match and ariya doesn’t take it well because like. to this point he’s only thought jack’s just been humiliating and mocking him for no fucken reason since they met, and why wouldn’t he turn up this opportunity to backhandedly insult ariya now. and jack doesn’t KNOW that, and so ariya starts giving him a cold shoulder again for no reason as far as jack knows. OOH this drama. OOH this suspense

after they make it to the semi-finals (which no one was expecting, and certainly not them, honestly), they’ve gotta go to a press event with the other semi-finalists and it’s maybe not the most plot relevant thing but ariya does clean up really nicely and jack is maybe a little distracted the entire time because holy shit

and maybe then jack kinda realizes he hasn’t been engaging in a rivalry with ariya so much as maybe he’s had a dumb awful crush on him this entire time and not known how to realize that or express it and spends the night trying to keep his composure (because who is jack gallagher if not composed) while internally just writhing in embarrassment and agony and going “oh nnnnNNNOOOOOOO oh my goddd what did i DOOOO why did i DO that oh noooooOOOOOooOOooOoo” and its a rough night! 

and ariya sees jack being less than 100% during all this and sees it as Oh He Doesn’t Care, Of Course, Why Would He, and he’s pissed because he really thought they were getting somewhere as a team, and alas here they are and jack isn’t even paying attention to what’s happening, what a rude asshole as fucking always, and ariya MAYBE--just maybe--maybe just fuckin clocks jack in the face after jack tries to tell him he handled that really well

and jack sincerely admires that ariya remained pretty composed and serious and focused even when jack was busy trying not to wither into embarrassed gay dust but ariya only hears that as jack intentionally leaving ariya to his own devices and mocking how shitty a job he did

(not that ariya would ever say he thinks he did a shitty job, but in his heart he DOES want to do well and be a worthy contender, and opponent, and partner, and he knows he gets lucky a lot and so when he DOESN’T and when he’s painfully in control of the things that happen to him everything feels amplified and clumsy and Wrong and jack’s not helping lmao. i love drama)

obviously this isn’t received well and jack and ariya get into a brawl and they have to get broken up by their coworkers in attendance and ariya’s just yelling WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU ASSHOLE, WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM

jack stays with mustafa and lince for the night because ariya straight up threw his bags outside the door of their room and locked him out and jack plays the words back and he’s like Wait...Maybe I’m Misunderstanding The Situation Here

and the next morning he goes to talk to ariya 

(who answers the door looking just fine and who hasn’t been alternating between uneasy sleep and furious tears all night, ariya’s fine) 

and he doesn’t like...get the nerve to go “hey i think i might be in love with you a bit” but he does manage to tell ariya he hasn’t been mocking him, and he’s been sincere this whole time, and he’s genuinely sorry he’s been a dick to ariya since they started on 205, but ariya, to be fair, has also been a dick, maybe more in terms of beating people up but jack’s sorry about what’s been happening, and ariya doesn’t have to accept that apology, and if ariya wants to forfeit their semi-finals match, he understands entirely

and ariya’s just like “yo what the fuck are you kidding i’ve still got a title shot on the line and we’re gonna win this, get in the car, it’s cool or whatever cmon lets GO” and he’s a bit flippant about it but for some reason he wants to...start grinning like an idiot and never stop again? for some reason? weird

things aren’t just all Cool suddenly after that because when i say i love slow burn shit i MEAN like, years, they’re still only barely allies but something’s There and that’s endgame, don’t play with me, we’ve gotta get face!ariya calling for a parlay with heel!jack in between here and The Datening for me to feel truly alive but thats just my humble imho

also they lose in the finals but ariya puts on enough of a performance to merit a title shot anyway and after the loss they might not work as a team anymore and they’re back to their own stories on 205 but before they get back to the hotel and get cleaned up and wash off the grime of bitter bitter defeat ariya finds jack sitting with his chin on his knees in the stairwell and sits silently with him and they maybe hold h*nds for like the BRIEFEST of minutes and never talk about it again but like. we’ve gone this far with this shitty badly written self-indulgent embarrassing post right? try and stop me

just kidding im stopping myself now. i hate that i wrote all of this. im gonna kill myself thanks

#artemidi #long post - #none of this is set in stone and its literally just shitty sappy blatantly wish-fulfilling garbage so #jack/ariya placeholder tag #dont read this lmao #i was gonna have fun with this but now knowing i wrote all of this sincerely i just hate it. i hate myself lol. i want to be dead #sorry im shutting up now Byeth

[stillsolo]

✩ for han & luke

THIS IS OVER 4.3K I CANNOT BELIEVE I LOVE MY OTP THIS MUCH.   BRACE YOURSELF AERIELLE, I HAVE LOTS OF FEELS HERE.  @techniiciian  | @lukeskyliquor | @tatooinejedi  ( since you sent something too.  For the sake of the family questions, I went with a different verse, I hope that’s okay!  some of these i couldn’t answer with your luke due to incompatible verses ( just imagine general otp i guess rip )   ;A;  this was so long…..idk if i can do i again omg

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?Seriously? Obviously, Han is.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does?Neither of them.  However, I don’t doubt that Han would’ve threatened to bolt.  I can’t think of a reason as to why — if he feels cornered, his instinct is to run.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves?Shit — Luke.  Han wouldn’t be able to keep his word, not when it’s said during a heated argument etc.  If Luke says it, he means it.  Otherwise, it wouldn’t come from his mouth at all.

Who trashes the house?Han lmao 

Do either of them get physical?Lord, no.  Verses don’t even matter.  Before I think of ship, I think of their friendship — and they are best friends.  If they ever get into a physical fight….well, I assume it must be over Leia ??? or something life threatening and one of them ignoring the risks for the other etc 

How often do they argue/disagree?Ahhh.,.,,.,. this is a hard question for me.  I think there’s a difference between bantering and actual arguments?  I feel like they’d have their own banters, but when they get serious or border arguing, they stop to talk it out.  I know it sounds super civil and very easy, but it’s not. Han will never make that easy for Luke, and Luke won’t ever make that easy for Han.  Han is impatient and wants to know things then and there.  So when he asks a question, he expects an answer immediately.  However, Luke, usually answers questions with another question.  It’s mostly inadvertently done, but it happens nonetheless.  That’s where conflict arises — because Han hates going in circles, but it’s simply Luke’s nature to handle matters indirectly.

Who is the first to apologize?Can I say neither?  Because fucking neither.  Both of them are so fucking stubborn it makes me want to cuff them both upside the head.  It really depends on the situation, but more often than not, neither men are very inclined to be the first to apologize.  If the situation falls black and white, and we clearly know who is in the wrong, then maybe one of them will.  Han has pride but a soft heart.  Luke is stubborn as fuck and oblivious at times.  It’s hard to say.

Sex:

Who is on top?  Who is on the bottom?There is no top or bottom for them.  They do what feels good, they top or bottom when they feel like it.

Who has the strangest desires?Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  this is a hard question???  Han is a simple man — I don’t think he’ll have any strange desires.  As for Luke? well—on to the next question.

Any kinks?I know someone must be snickering right now omg.  On a less serious level, a daddy k.ink probably.  On a more realistic and serious level, Luke has a thing for praise.  It’ll take a lifetime or two for him to acknowledge it, much less admit it ( simply because he doesn’t think he needs praise.  I don’t think he’s had very many compliments pertaining to his handsomeness/skills in bed/etc. ), but yeah.  I assume he has one.  Han talks too much in bed anyway, so it works out.

Who’s dominant in bed?Wtf    both?

Is head ever in the equation?Sure is.

If so, who is better at performing it?Luke, more than likely. Luke likes to give and give and give.  He’s always more focused on his lover’s pleasure before his own.  It’s just his nature.  Han? Han likes to please others.  He takes their pleasure as his own. There’s a slight difference.

Ever had sex in public?Uhhhh — depends on how public?  I think they’ve had a few close calls when they were younger, but they become more reserved later on.

Who moans the most?Since Han fails to shut the fuck up pretty often, I think it’s Luke.  However, Luke holds back and tries not to make much noise unless he knows they’re in complete privacy.  

Who leaves the most marks?Han.  He’s possessive in the most overt ways possible. 

Who screams the loudest?Han … will try to stifle his cries out of embarrassment, but likely him, if he ever reached that point.  Refer to the ‘moaning’ question when it comes to Luke lmao

Who is the more experienced of the two?Han.

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?Both. The latter takes up time, however, a lot of which they don’t have.

Rough or soft?Both. Han likes rough sex, though, no doubt about that.

How long do they usually last?Jeez, this is debatable?  Depends on how wound up they are.  But Luke winds Han up really easily.  It’s not surprising that Han would come first.

Is protection used?Modern verse:, it’s likely they do for the first few times.  After a while, Han just thinks he’s wasting money on condoms.  Scoundrel or not, a little fidelity isn’t hard and something he rather prefers.  Luke is loyal.  Neither of them has much to worry about when it comes to that.  In the sw verse?  Nah, they don’t.  

Does it ever get boring?Each time is like their first time, according to Han.  ( that echoed in my head as soon as I read the question — what a fucking sap omg )

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?Shit — well, according to my long list of works for them — in the backrooms of a daycare.  Also, a lowbrow club filled with Coruscant’s worst slime.  They did in the public restrooms while undercover lmao bye

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?Yes, they have a biological son;  Matthew, born in the labs. 

If so, how many children do your muses want/have?One is enough for now.

Who is the favorite parent?I doubt Matt favors a parent, but you could say he’s more attached to his dad: Han.

Who is the authoritative parent?Luke.  I mean, who the fuck else if not Luke?  God, Han is too laid back sometimes.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?Han—depending. If the Matt lacks an actual reason, I doubt either of them will say yes?

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?They both do it and probably try not to let the other know.

Who turns up to extracurricular activities to support their children?Both! Han and Luke are very enthusiastic about that stuff.

Who goes to parent teacher interviews?LMFAO NOT HAN, THATS FOR SURE.

Who changes the diapers?Both. Han grumbles about it a lot tho.

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?Luke, even if he’s exhausted from work.  If he’s passed out even with Matt crying his lungs out, Han will end up taking care of Matt for the next few days to give Luke a break.  The cycle repeats.

Who spends the most time with the children?They both try to spend as much time with Matt as they can, but as military officials, they can’t spend much time at home.  If anything, r2 and c3po babysit a helluva lot.

Who packs their lunch boxes?Han, without a doubt.  Luke forgets when he’s occupied with work matters.

Who gives their children ‘the talk’?Luke.  oh god, Han would be so fucking bad at it.

Who cleans up after the kids?Sw verse? Neither.  The droids do. Modern?  Jeez, the house is messy. They both do their best.  It depends on how tired they are.

Who worries the most?Luke omF.  He never stops worrying about his child.  Or anything, for that matter.

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?……………………………………. Han.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?Han is a fucking giant cat lemme tell ya ok he loves affection.  He loves touching and feeling Luke when he can. D eep Touch Stim is what it’s called I think — Han draws surplus amounts of comfort from such things.  It helps with the carbonite nightmares too.

Who is the little spoon?Han.  When he has nightmares.  Normally, it’s just however they’ve fallen into bed together.

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?Normally Han, but that’s any fucking instance?  When it comes to actually doing something instead of teasing with words, it’s Luke.  He’s impetuous, that part of him hasn’t changed since he was a teen.  He’s just learned to control himself better due to training.  

Who struggles to keep their hands to them self?Luke.  lol

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?Like I said, Han is physically affectionate.  he’ll cuddle for as long as Luke allows him.

Who gives the most kisses?Luke.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity?This is??? so broad???   Long drives, long talks.  Reminiscing together. Going for a swim.  Being together with their son.

Where is their favorite place to cuddle?According to Han, cuddling is pretty fucking great anywhere.

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?Han lmao  he’ll do it at the most random of times.

How often do they get time to themselves?Not very much, unfortunately.  Sw verse wise, they don’t see each other too often.  Not until they decide to have Matt.  Luke is training his students, Han trains pilots etc.  They’re busy.

Sleeping:

Who snores?Han.

If both do, who snores the loudest?Gosh, Luke even breathes quietly.

Do they share a bed or sleep separately?Share a bed of course.

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?Depends on if either of them are awake enough to lay close.  Most of the time, they’re apart if they’re actually sleeping.

Who talks in their sleep?Han, during nightmares.

What do they wear to bed?For sure, they’re shirtless.  Han prefers just underwear or going nude.  Since Matt began crawling into bed with them at night, he sticks with underwear.  Luke wears sleep pants.  However, due to Luke’s nature to prefer a warmer climate, he buries himself under the blanket.  

Are either of your muses insomniacs?Lord, yes.  Due to their chaotic agendas, they have fucked up sleeping schedules.  

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?No. Han doesn’t like taking that kind of stuff in either verse.  Luke?  Well, he’s just fucking stubborn.  He holds out for as long as he can until exhaustion takes him.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?Once again, it depends on if they’re awake enough to hold each other. It’s likely you’ll see Luke snuggling up to him.  As a result of his early life and past career, Han is normally a light sleeper. When they settled down on Coruscant, he’s lost a bit of that.  Luke, however, due to his upbringing on the farm, rises early as fuck.  Combining that with his stupid schedule, he doesn’t get much sleep.  He’s a light sleeper now — you could say he’s somewhat conscious all the time.

Who wakes up with bed hair?Luke.  His hair is just that medium length that’s perfect for cow licks lmao

Who wakes up first?Luke.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?Han, for sure.  Luke usually goes straight to paperwork or some shit.

What is their favorite sleeping position?Luke loves to sleep on top of Han’s chest.  Bonus, because Han is always needy for the pressure stim.

Who hogs the sheets?LuKE OH MY GOD LUKE.   Like I said, he gets cold.     rip Han

Do they set an alarm each night?Han needs one, Luke doesn’t.

Can a television be found in their bedroom?Yep.

Who has nightmares?Both.

Who has ridiculous dreams?Uh, I’m not sure.  I would say both. Their minds are always active.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?Han, the fucker.

Who makes the bed?Neither of them.  They don’t have time.  When it comes to the sw verse, the house droids do.

What time is bed time?Any fucking time, according to Han.  

Any routines/rituals before bed?Sex, if they’re not too tired.  If they are, then they just talk.  Facing each other with hands held, too dark to see, too tired to think; they converse of love and good times.  They talk about anything and everything, up until one of them falls asleep.  They love each other very much okay.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?Han is loud about it.  Luke could kill a man with just his glare.

Work:

Who is the busiest?Han is inclined to say, Luke.  I’m also inclined to say that.

Who rakes in the highest income?Modern verse?  Han, more than likely.  Sw?  Both of them are high military officials so….

Are any of your muses unemployed?No.

Who takes the most sick days?Neither. They’re stubborn as fucking fuck.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work?Han. Luke, but it’ll be inadvertent.  Like schedule conflicts – something that had nothing to do with his work performance.

Who sucks up to their boss?Neither.  Sucking up just isn’t their thing.  If Han does it, he wants something from them.  Luke won’t, he just won’t.

What are their jobs?Since I’m sure everyone knows what they do in sw.modern verse:  Han is basically a 21st century Indiana Jones.  He teaches at Alliance University and goes on archaeological adventures.  Luke is the director of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).  

Who stresses the most?Is this even a question?? Luke.

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?It’s debatable for Han in the sw verse.  He’s never truly happy until he’s broken ties with The Alliance.  Overall, yes.

Are your muses financially stable?Yep.

Home:

Who does the washing?The droids.  Modern?  Housemaid.

Who takes out the trash?Whoever sees that it’s full first and has the capacity to remember to take it out lmao

Who does the ironing?Neither.  But Han will if he needs to.

Who does the cooking?Han.

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?Luke is so bad at that shit bye

Who is messier?Luke is quite messy, actually.  He’s still just a kid in some ways.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty?HAN THE FUCKER

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?Luke tries not to, but sometimes he’s just too tired to care.  Han just doesn’t care.  It happens, but they try to avoid creating a bigger mess.

Who forgets to flush the toilet?Han.

Who is the prankster around the house?Neither.  They’re not one for pranks.

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?Luke omfg  he’s so focused on the task at hand, it’s so easy for him to forget.

Who mows the lawn?Mostly Han.  Luke always wants to and tries doing it, but when he’s swamped with work, it’ll be Han.

Who answers the telephone?Whoever gets to it first.

Who does the vacuuming?Neither. The housemaid or droids.

Who does the groceries?Both!  This is where they’ll bring Matt.  Despite how busy they are, they make it to where they have one day to focus on family outing times.  They go shopping and go out for dinner.  Sw verse:  Closer to the same thing but less frequent.  Han doesn’t like depending on the food synth.

Who takes the longest to shower?Luke, though, he likes baths more.

Who spends the most time in the bathroom?In terms of getting ready?  Ummm, neither.  If it’s a diplomatic or political meeting …  they’re usually corralled into the fresher by Leia and some droids.  They’ll undergo some serious changes.  Haircut, new clothes, etc

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?By the time they’re together and have Matt, that’s a small thing to worry about.

How many cars do they own? Modern verse:  Quite a few.   It’s hard to say how many actually work.   Han likes to repair cars as a pastime.   Han has two main vehicles, an old Volkswagen he calls The ‘Falcon, and a modern Celica. Luke’s work vehicle is standard issue from his work, an armored SUV.  He has an 80’s corvette as a personal ride.

Do they own their home or do they rent?They own.

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Do they live in the city or in the country?In the city, not far from the coast, but it’s not exactly a beachfront either.

Do they enjoy their surroundings?Han can get quite tired of Coruscant.  He often wants to visit Corellia for every vacation and pretty much tolerates when Luke takes them to Tatooine.  He’s not big on the heat.

What’s their song?Making love out of nothing – air supply.   seriously. don’t even have to listen to the song.  Just read the fucking lyrics and tell me if that’s not Han’s pov?  Actually, I’ll do you all a big favor and paste just HALF here.  this going in a read-more anyway. 

I know just how to whisper, and I know just how to cryI know just where to find the answers, and I know just how to lieI know just how to fake it, and I know just how to schemeI know just when to face the truth, and then I know just when to dreamAnd I know just where to touch you, and I know just what to proveI know when to pull you closer, and I know when to let you looseAnd I know the night is fading, and I know the time’s gonna flyAnd I’m never gonna tell you everything I’ve gotta tell you, but I know I’ve gotta give it a tryAnd I know the roads to riches, and I know the ways to fameI know all the rules and then I know how to break ‘emand I always know the name of the gameBut I don’t know how to leave you, and I’ll never let you fallAnd I don’t know how you do it — making love out of nothing at all.Everytime I see you all the rays of the sun are streaming through the waves in your hairAnd every star in the sky is taking aim at your eyes like a spotlightThe beating of my heart is a drum, and it’s lost, and it’s looking for a rhythm like youYou can take the darkness at the pit of the night And turn into a beacon burning endlessly brightI’ve gotta follow it ‘cause everything I knowWell, it’s nothing 'til I give it to you

SOMEONE TELL ME THAT’S NOT HAN WTF………………………………….THIS SONG MAKES ME FURIOUS YET  RIDICULOUSLY  HAPPY.   ok but this song makes me super emotional about Han and luke ok. seriously.  it’s my otp song for them.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?Tf?  The reason why they’re away from each other is probably because of works stuff.  If you’re talking about how they cope with being apart …. well, force sex is a thing, and there’s no doubt they have a mental bond.  Took one hell of a long time for Han to accept it, however.

Where did they first meet?Mos Eisly Cantina.Modern: that hasn’t been figured out by me LOL Plus, I don’t write with very many lukes at all (ship wise). 

How did they first meet?Wtf watch anh omg

Who spends the most money when out shopping?Shit, Han.  Han just fucking throws credits left and fucking right for Luke and Matt.  He gives 0 shits about credits when it comes to them.

Who’s more likely to flash their assets?UM   WELL.   Despite what Han says about himself, he doesn’t think much of his looks.  Luke certainly doesn’t in his later years. they’re more oblivious than anything else.  If they do, it’s completely unintentional.

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?I highly doubt they would find amusement in tripping the other person, but if one of them tripped because of their own dumbass coordination, it’d be Luke stifling a grin vs Han’s overall concern.  Because Luke isn’t the kind of person that trips over nothing.  Something would have to be very, very wrong.

Any mental issues?LORDY.

Han:  Pts/d from the wars.  Pts/d from a traumatic childhood which leads to abandonment issues and insecurity ( why he enjoys the pressure stim, it grants him equilibrium when his loved ones touch him.  Han finds a way to ground himself to his reality that way.  Anything works. Even something as small as Matt coming up to hold his hand will violently shift his reality back to normal ).   Carbonite freeze — need I go on?  Han has some issues, but they’re all connected to what’s happened to him.

Luke:  BANGS POTS AND PANS  THIS MEME IS GOING TO MAKE ME WRITE AN ESSAY JFC.  I’m not going to elaborate his SW verse.  I would seriously go on and on over things you all have an inkling of.

Modern:  In his modern verse, Luke has severe pts.d from a car accident that killed his father who’d rode in shotgun.  Luke lost his hand in that car accident.  He has a prosthetic hand.

Who’s terrified of bugs?Shit, IDK?  Neither of them like them.  Han gets squeamish from the big bugs.  (taken from EU lol)

Who kills the spiders around the house?Han or Luke.  If it’s big, Luke does it.  Han glues himself to the ceiling to get away.

Their favorite place?Tf? This is so broad.  Anywhere that’s home. That’s where they always want to be.  But nowhere is home, not without the other.  For Han, home is where Luke is.  They will follow each other, no matter where they go.

Who pays the bills?Both. Luke forgets A LOT.  If the power cuts, you’ll usually hear Han’s wail of   'luuuKKEEE. DID YOU PAY THE BILL?’ coming from the other side of the house.   Han ends up paying often.

Do they have any fears for their future?Takes ur hand and sits u down

have u ever seen rotj or nah bc you’re in for it now fucker

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?Han. Hands down, Han.

Who uses up all of the hot water?LUKE THE FUCKER      as I said before, he gets cold easily.  I have a headcanon that Tatooinian people have lower body temps to compensate for the heat of the twin suns.  Therefore, Luke gets fucking cold as fuck all the fucking time omg     He likes baths to wind down ( not long baths because he lacks the time, but HOT baths. ).

Who’s the tallest?SnORTS   I go by the actor heights.  Not by the official sw heights.Han: 6’1      sw height: 5’11Luke: 5’6     sw height: 5’8: )

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?Either of them, especially if they’re running a tight schedule that day/night.  Out of pure pleasure?  Han, probably because he’s horny and shower sex is less mess.  Which, in turn, Luke will end up agreeing to sex, because he wants to sleep later, not lay in a mess or get up to clean himself.  Han can fall asleep in a mess, Luke, however, cannot and will not.

Who wanders around in their underwear?Han.  Luke tries to keep clothed but it’s hard when you have a touchy bondmate.

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?Han, when he knows he’s alone.  Otherwise, he gets sheepish.  Luke prefers to work in silence so there aren’t any distractions.

What do they tease each other about?Luke teases Han about small stuff like his desk job getting to him and there’s more and more for him to love as of late.  ( you bet your ass he’s groping either Han’s belly or arms )Han teases Luke about similar things, their banter is usually on the same wavelength.  It’s just how they work.

Who is more likely to cringe at the others fashion sense at times?KSAJDFJDFLSKDFLKSADFJLASFDL    HAN @ LUKE’S OVERDONE SENATORIAL ROBES LOLIf Luke dresses in fancy robes with headpieces etc  ( like mom had once done )  then Han is either laughing his ass off and cracking jokes every few minutes or he’s struggling to not jump the kid while they have a second alone tbh  there’s never any fucking in-between for Han.   If he’s not hollering his ass off about the ridiculous outfit, then he’s probably vacillating between those two options. ‘Make fun of Luke or fuck him while we’re still alone for gods know how long’ 

Do they have mutual friends?Plenty!

Who crushed first?Hard to say, but I would think Luke was more….apparent about it in Mos Eisley.  

Any alcohol or substance-related problems?Ahhh, Han drinks too much as a pastime.  Han also smoked a lot in teenage years so Luke worries when he sees Han smoking an occasional cigar. When it comes to Luke — it’s not often that he drinks enough to get drunk, but when he does, he’s really fucked up over something.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?Shit, neither? Especially when they’ve already had Matt.  If we’re talking younger couple, it still has to be over something important. Han doesn’t get drunk easily.  Luke doesn’t either — things must not be looking good for one of them if so.

Who swears the most?Han has the mouth of a sailor.  

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