#and then my friend going HEY MOOSE STOP IT

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I Don’t Just Like You - Trevor Zegras x Hughes!Reader

Hockey Masterlist

Warnings: swearing, tension/fighting, jealousy, Dixie lmao

Words: 2161

Summary: Tension builds with Trevor over his new partnership until the two of you confess your feelings.

A/n: Y'all I am so not doing well rn. I am processing a break up and questioning my social circle and im so lonely that I needed to write some angst to cope with it all. Hope yall like this one and maybe it'll get a smut part two depending on whether or not I can handle writing that rn lol. Enjoy!

Moose: call me ASAP

Me: sorry Luke. can’t rn

Moose: Awesome 😎

My hands quake with anxiety as I fiddle with the tarnished silver ring adorning my pointer finger. The moisture of my skin eases the movement of turning the ring around my finger. I hiss when the gemstone catches on the skin of my middle finger and immediately drop my hands. 

Currently, I’m staring down at the risky text I just sent Trevor. About an hour ago he had messaged me:

Trev: hey sorry can’t swing tn after all 

Trev: rain check?

My jaw tightens with contempt and I huff out a sigh as my bottom lip trembles. I feel pathetic for just how impacted I am by his every word. I angrily hit the digital keys of my phone’s keyboard as I type my reply.

Me: really? 

Me: again??

Trev: don’t be like that

I’m not the most confrontational person. On any given day some might say I’m the furthest thing from confrontational. To put it rather plainly, I just don’t like it. I hate the way I get anxiety butterflies in my stomach. I hate absorbing the emotions of the other person, especially when rejection is involved. I hate what projections I’m opening myself up to receiving from the other person. There are too many pitfalls and not enough landing pads. Which is why it’s so out of character for me to press him on this.

Me: like what Trev?

This is the third time in a row Trevor has cancelled plans on me. I don’t know if he’s aware of that. I don’t even know what he’s been up to lately. He’s refused to tell me what he’s been doing instead, which didn’t raise my suspicions by any means until mom sent me an article. She knows about how my crush on Trevor has had roots in our childhoods. 

Trev: you know what I’m talking about

After I stopped playing hockey with my brothers, I was still always around to notice Trevor’s presence in our home. When I moved to California for college, I wanted to chase my music dreams but I didn’t realize it would come at the expense of my support system. Being long distance with my family put me in a hard spot, but having a familiar face to rely on made the adjustment easier. As we spent more time together independent of my brothers, Trevor and I became close friends. The problem was my crush has been growing ever since we became friends, hence why mom sent me an article called, “Did Dixie D’Amelio admit to dating Trevor Zegras?”.

Me: at least say it with your chest

Sent. Delivered. I wait. Trevor’s response bubble appears for a second. It disappears, then reappears, then disappears again. I’m about ready to toss my phone across the room when his message delivers.

Trev: call me

I groan out in frustration and this time actually end up chucking my phone onto my bed. I run my hands through my hair, along the warm expanse of my scalp. A self-soothing gesture by all means. I pace to one side of my room before using the momentum of my steps to start back towards my phone. Just as I have it in my hand, Trevor’s contact picture covers the screen and illuminates in my grasp. I scoff out a sort of half groan and then answer.

“What, Trevor?”

“Hey, Y/n I’m great. Thanks for asking! How are you?” He responds sardonically to my cold greeting. I bite my tongue, torn between tearing into him and the stronger desire to laugh through my rage. He takes my exhale as a cue to continue. “What’s going on, Hughesy?”

In a single moment, my anger dissolves. The tenderness of that nickname, which was once reserved solely for my brothers, now belongs to me. In this moment, I find myself thinking about how grateful I am that Trevor was there for me as I transitioned into college. But the looming threat of a smile quickly vanishes as I remember how that care is nullified by Trevor’s abundantly active dating life.

“Y/nnnn?” Trevor hums into the phone.

“What?” I respond dryly.

“What’s wrong?”

“What’s wrong is you cancelling on me for the third time in a row.”

“Is it really the third time in a row?” He asks under his breath, indicating he may not have intended to say it out loud at all. I roll my eyes, still actively fighting the urge to just lay into him.

“Yes, Trevor, it is!” I can practically hear him wince through the phone at the fact that I’m calling him Trevor instead of the default nickname permanently programmed into my phone. 

“Who’s that?” I hear softly over the phone. My heart flutters like a coal mine parakeet in a cage and I bite my lip, willing myself not to cry if it turns out Dixie is on the other side. Trevor whispers back,

“It’s Y/n.”

“Hey, Y/n!” Mason’s on the other end. 

“Not a good time,” Trevor tells him. Mason curses and then apologizes before retreating from Trevor’s general area. “Sorry, you were saying?” Trevor tells me at regular volume.

“You were cancelling on me again.”

“Oh. Right. I…” he switches the phone to the other ear, “I…don’t know what you want me to say.” Hello?! Could he be any more oblivious?!

“I want you to tell me what is going on!” I whine into the phone, “What is it you’re so busy with doing that you can’t see me for a week, huh? I get that you’re a professional athlete and you have a busy schedule. But I know your schedule and I know you still have a decent amount of free time. So what have you been doing?” Trevor breathes, in, then out and says,

“I’ve been seeing someone lately…” I feel my heart shatter into the tiniest fractals of what it once was and I cover my mouth to choke back the growing lump in my throat.

“I can’t do this right now,” I say with the utmost hurt lacing my voice, pulling the phone away from my ear to abruptly hang up on Trevor. I toss my phone on my bed once more, ignoring how the screen lights up with Trevor’s contact picture. It’s a new breed of psychological torture to sit here and ignore the calls, so I leave my phone in my bedroom as I go to splash cold water on my face. 

When I reenter my bedroom, I ignore the buzzing device to put on a comfortable pair of pajamas. He’s called once, twice, a fourth, and a fifth before finally giving up. Despite my phone being silent, I don’t trust it enough to take it with me and leave it to charge on my bed. I settle on the couch to open my new pint of Ben and Jerry’s, putting on my favorite show in the hopes of laughing through the pain. 

Somewhere between first and second episode, I had dozed off after returning the ice cream to the freezer. I’m not sure what it is about crying that knocks me on my ass like that, all I know is that it works. 

I’m abruptly pulled from my sleep when I hear the harsh banging on my front door. I jump up from the couch, the spike in adrenaline carrying me out of my sleepy haze. When I get to the front door, some of the tiredness catches up with me again and I groggily open the front door. Behind it stands Trevor, with sad puppy eyes and a sheepish expression. I can’t help the scowl that comes to rest on my face when I see him, but he doesn’t falter. Instead, he pushes past me to come into the apartment and sits on the couch expectantly. Since there’s no way to physically remove him from my space, I bargain, sitting down on the opposite end of the couch, as far from Trevor as I can manage. He doesn’t let the cold gesture phase him, and scooches obliviously into the center of the couch.

“What’s going on Hughsey?” I scoff at the nickname and Trevor cringes in frustration. “What is this?”

“I don’t know what you’re referring to.”

“Why are you icing me out all of a sudden?”

“Don’t you have somewhere to be?” I ask, spiteful, with malice. 

“Clearly not since I’m here spending time with you.”

“Was that so hard for you to do? I mean, with your busy schedule and all?”

“What are you-” Trevor pauses for a split second. “Wait, are you… jealous? Y/n?”

I want to protest. I want to scream and rant and bite back, how he could be so conceited to think I’d be jealous of a relationship that I previously thought was rumored? But I can’t. 

Because he’s right.

I bite my tongue. There’s nothing else I can do. Not unless I want to make an even bigger fool of myself than I already have.

“Oh my god, that’s totally it. You’re jealous.” Trevor says, complete with a laugh and a sigh. The shame of actually being jealous of a girl I’ve never met, the disappointment of finding out Trevor is dating someone, and the exhaustion from already having cried earlier comes collapsing down on me at once. Hot tears well on the lining of my lashes and I stare at the ground, afraid to draw attention to myself. Upon seeing me cry, Trevor’s smile immediately vanishes and he scoots closer once more.

“Hey, shhh, it’s okay.” He envelops me in a hug that I’m too overwhelmed to reciprocate. “I didn’t mean to upset you. I’m sorry.” 

I merely shake my head, unaware of what I could even say in this moment.

“I was… I was just laughing ‘cause I should’ve known.”

“Should’ve known what?”

“That you’d be jealous.” I wriggle out of the hug and look at Trevor sincerely.

“How would you have known?”

“You know, for as long as I can remember, your brothers have talked about you having a crush on me.” I cower in humiliation, my face glowing hotter than the surface of the sun.

“I wish they wouldn’t have.”

“No?” Trevor asks, genuinely.

“It’s embarrassing,” I confess, fully recoiling from the physical contact he had initiated before. 

“It’s cute.” Trevor earnestly admits as he takes my hand in his. I scoff instinctively but don’t pull my hand away again.

“I don’t need your pity, Trev.” I say so softly he nearly misses the sentiment. Once he processes my worlds, I feel him physically relax next to me at the sound of his familiar nickname.

“Well, what do you need? I’m here now.”

“I honestly don’t know.” I finally dare to meet his eyes. He’s looking at me so sweetly, earnestly. As if I hadn’t just chewed him out two minutes earlier. Then, I look away before I can say what I’m about to say next. “I don’t just like you.” Trevor’s face lifts ever so slightly. The extent of which, one might miss had they not known him a lifetime the way I have.

 “You know… the only reason I started seeing her was to get over you.”

“What?” I ask, sharply whipping my head to stare at Trevor, as if awaiting the reveal that this was just some elaborate prank from the start.

“Yeah. I started dating Dixie because I thought dating someone different would distract me. You know, it’s not a good look to have a crush on your best friend’s little sister.”

My heartrate picks up with his confession. This feels too good to be true. As if real life is waiting for us right outside the front door. The real life that doesn’t see me and Trevor together ever in our lifetimes. Terrified of the change that would occur from letting him walk away, I reach up and hold his face in my hands, kissing him passionately. Trevor wraps his hand around my wrist and kisses me back with twice as much fervor. 

We break apart, out of breath and full of smiles. Trevor looks at me for guidance and we fizzle into a nervous laughter. I reach up and brush my thumb tenderly across his cheekbone. He grabs my hand and turns his head, placing a sweet kiss on my palm. I then reach up and break the moment by ruffling my hand through his hair to mess it up.

“Hey!” He yells, grabbing waist to dig his hands into my sides. I screech with laughter as I try to escape. Trevor eventually yields and slips his hands from my sides to interlace with one another and pull me closer. I scoot in to sit against him, sitting half on top of him as our breathing falls in sync.

“I don’t just like you, too, Hughesy.” I smile.

“...You should probably call Dixie.”

“Oh shit.”

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A/N: not my best work but not my worst either!

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Penalty Box— Quinn Hughes Edition (Part Fifteen)

SERIES MASTERLIST

previous: fourteen

next: sixteen

i high key hate this one but i might be overthinking it

FRIDAY, MARCH 31ST

yourusername

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yourusername welcome to my postgames penalty box update show: quinny edition! my favorite hughes and yours (not sorry jack) (a little sorry lukey moosey) is now at five games since his last penalty!

during quinn’s 30:16 minutes of ice time (don’t worry, we’re napping next time i see him) he got one assist on petey’s goal and kicked some serious butt tonight in my opinion!! all without a penalty! he did, however, draw a penalty against the flames’ andrew mangiapane because he was TRIPPED!! rip quinny in that second :( but he was resurrected to continue with his over 30 minute night! (pretty sure he died again after)

before i go, i want to call attention to the fact that tonight was the canucks’ yearly pride night! their jerseys were beautiful and each patch was extremely thought out, and i loved the addition of the butterflies for mental health! quinn’s words about the night were something that truly lit a flame in the hearts of the lgbtq+ community, and that’s something that won’t be forgotten.

i love you with everything i have, quinn💙

p.s. congrats to aidan mcdonough on his first nhl career goal!! your smile is contagious, kid! never stop!

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_quinnhughes this end to this one was sweet, i have to admit. i love you, too, my favorite (honorary) hughes!

yourusername REALLY?!?! I HAVE TO GET A TROPHY MADE!!! THIS IS SUCH AND HONOR

trevorzegras she took my laptop to make a trophy and this is your fault, quintin

jackhughes i’m telling mom!

elblue6 @/jackhughes y/n is also my favorite hughes! ❤️

yourusername @/elblue6 TWO TROPHIES!!!

_quinnhughes @/trevorzegras i’m so sorry

user1 thank you quinn! love, a gay💙

trevorzegras i can’t be mean on pride night— congratulations, quinn on five games since your last penalty! i’ll return to my regular programming sunday

yourusername that’s my boy!! i love you!!

_quinnhughes (always) thanks, z!

trevorzegras @/yourusername your best friend has called you out

yourusername I’M SO SORRY, Z BABY! I LOVE YOU, ALWAYS

trevorzegras @/yourusername i love you, forever🧡

user2 my favorite ally

user3 heartbreaking loss. homophobic at best.

amcdonough thank you, y/n! quinn talks very highly of you so i can’t wait to meet you!

yourusername you’re so very welcome, kiddo<3 (@_quinnhughes you SAP)

_quinnhughes @/yourusername i have a notes page of the things you say about all of us when you’re clingy drunk

jackhughes @_quinnhughes i think that makes you more of a sap

amcdonough i’m so sorry

yourusername @/amcdonough welcome to the shit show

user4 we lost hronek due to injury and quinn is back to unreasonable ice times😭

jackhughes THAT’S MY FAVORITE BIG BROTHER! (am i at least your favorite soulmate?)

yourusername (no)

_quinnhughes you’re my favorite middle child!

jackhughes @_quinnhughes what an honor!

jackhughes @/yourusername (ihy)

yourusername @/jackhughes (good <3)

lhughes_06 THAT’S MY FAVORITE BIG BROTHER!! (am i at least your favorite son?)

yourusername (yes but don’t tell ethan or z)

trevorzegras (i’m okay with this)

jackhughes HEY!

_quinnhughes thanks moose!

edwards.73 (HEY!)

yourusername (@/edwards.73 you’re my favorite future devil!)

lhughes_06 (HEY!)

yourusername i think i’ve made some mistakes

_quinnhughes @/yourusername you think? i know.

user5 i support huggy right, but more importantly i support huggy wrongs! but he didn’t commit wrongs, so i have to support petey and tito’s!

edwards.73 I WANNA BE MORE INVOLVED!! CONGRATS QUINN ON FIVE GAMES WITHOUT A PENALTY!

_quinnhughes thank you, eddy!

lhughes_06 fomo alert

yourusername @/lhughes_06 cringey alert

jackhughes welcome to the shit show, son!

edwards.73 @/jackhughes thanks, dad!

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[runningfrom2am]

the sea around us; chapter one

In which Rafe Cameron has to choose between his dad and a pogue who's changing his outlook on life more and more every day.

(rafe cameron x f!oc)

(eventual!jj maybank x f!oc)

warnings/tags: violence, drug/alcohol use, smoking, sexual content (if you squint), slowburn, older brother’s best friend, (these tags are obv not exhaustive but regardless it’s pretty PG13)

wc: 1.9k

my masterlist, series masterlist, requests

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The Outer Banks. Paradise on earth. At least, that is what the giant sign on the bridge described it as, as we drove into the city that has been my home since eighth grade. I remember seeing it for the first time, I was so young, so sad to be leaving my home- and so damn tired after a two-week drive. Seriously, it was like my parents tried to get us as far as humanly possible away from Moose River BC as possible while staying on the same continent. My parents had told me we were moving to paradise, in hindsight I see that they wanted us to be less sad about uprooting our lives so they could get us out of the country without a fuss- because we somehow ended up on The Cut. To be fair, it does remind me of home every day. I missed my friends for a couple of years, but I made new ones and moved on. Never looked back.

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"Snowy- are you seeing this right now? That's like a three story drop." Pope says to me as I shield my eyes with my hand so I can look his way just as he gestures up to John B standing on the roof of the McMansion to be that were hanging out at this afternoon. I sit up slowly from where I'm laying along the railing of the deck, looking up at the curly brunette as he lifted one foot off the edge of the roof.

"Hey, John B, what if you like, didn't risk your life like this right now?" I say, leaning back on my hand that's steadying me. "How'd you even get up there?"

"They're gonna have Japanese toilets with towel warmers." Kie states, walking out of the unfinished patio door onto the porch with us before John B can respond.

"Of course they are, why wouldn't they?" JJ shrugs. Of course, any of us would have that if we could. I'm actually quite certain that Kie herself has heated bathroom floors at her parent's house in Figure Eight. Oh, the Kook life- I'm jealous.

"This used to be a turtle habitat, but who cares about the turtles, right?" Kie sighs just as John B looks like he's losing his balance. "Can you not kill yourself?" She adds, shielding her eyes as well as she looks up at the boy who she just noticed was standing on the edge of the roof.

"Don't drop that beer, I'm not giving you another one." JJ says, and right on cue, John B drops the can in question off the roof as he wobbles on one foot.

"Oh shit! Nooo.." He whined as it hit the ground. Everyone laughs as JJ kicks the can and John B is sulking about it.

Pope and I look over to the temporarily gravel driveway and see a small car pulling in. "Security." I state and Pope picks up his bag.

"Uh, yep let's wrap it up." Pope adds, and John B climbs down from the roof.

"Boys are early today."

I shrug a little at John B's statement as I throw my bag over my back. "Alright Humpty Dumpty, let's roll." JJ says, stepping down the exit ramp he was on with John B close behind.

"Let's go boys." Kie says, joining my side as we pick up a light jog through the construction site. We hear a man's voice behind us, who now seems to be chatting away with JJ like they're friends. If you asked JJ, he'd say that, anyway. "He's asking for it at this point." Kie says as we both glance over at him and giggle.

JJ grabs my hand and laughs as he responds, "Oh am I?" We all pick up the pace to a run through the empty house, down some concrete stairs to ground level. I slip a little on the last step, and JJ half falls with me as we hear the man's voice again just to our left.

"Hey! Stop!"

"Gary! Oh my god, you scared me!" I laugh as JJ pulls me just out of Gary's reach and we run the other way. He yells to the other security guard that we're heading toward him, and I step out of the way right as he reaches for us, and I drop JJ's hand as he gets a hold of him instead. "Not much of a hugger man." JJ says as he instantly slips right out of the man's grasp and runs after me.

I sprint out to the lawn and jump into the back of John B's van, the Twinkie, as he calls it, with Kie right as we see JJ and Pope coming and jumping in behind me. "Come on!" Kie and I shout at the boys, and John B guns it right as they get inside. We keep an eye out the door and back window, as Gary chases after us.

"Check out Gary running for a raise!" Pope laughs as JJ continues a one-sided conversation with the security guard running after us and throwing him a beer- because they couldn't possibly pay him enough.

"You little pricks!" Gary shouts after us as he gives up the chase and we speed away. I climb into the passenger seat next to John B and turn up the music coming from The Twinkie's old speakers.

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We're a glowing example of what everyone in Kildare county knows as the Pogues. Our mission? Have a good time, all the time. Right here, we're cruising Figure Eight- the rich side of the island. Home of the Kooks, where we obviously don't live. Rich folks with vacation homes in two different places, or, Kie put it best, heated towel warmers at the expense of only a few thousand turtle lives lost. The other, superior side of the island, The Cut, is what we call home. Pogues, pogies, the people of the working class, where our people bust their asses to make a living. Lowest members of the Kildare county food chain. So, a downside of being a pogue is that we're ignored and neglected. Upside? We're ignored and neglected, which means we can do whatever we want, whenever we want.

It's two tribes, one island.

Now, for the interesting part, my crew. The people that make my life go 'round. Firstly, there's JJ. Founding member of our club, and the life of every party, the only one who can beat me at a shotgun. It's never a dull moment with him around. He's got a mop of dirty blonde hair, sunkissed skin, and the most beautiful set of blue eyes I've ever seen. I would never live it down if he found out, though. He's about as local as they come- the latest in a long line of fishing, drinking, smuggling, vendetta-holding salt-lifers who make their living off the water. He's also the best surfer I know. Again, don't tell him I said that. Also a ~light~ kleptomaniac and future tax cheat. If we're including that stuff.

Then there's Kie. Kiara. My best girlfriend and platonic soulmate packed into one. She has the prettiest dark curly hair, and when she's not saving turtles, listening to Marley, or getting Dolphin tattoos, she hangs out with us. I don't know why she chose us, but she did and we're all the better for it. She's a rich kid, technically- a foot in both worlds. Her family owns The Wreck, this Outer Banks institution. Total cash cow with the tourists, and actually my first place of employment. Not sure how much her parents love us though, I kind of lost my touch with them after I threw a drink on a customer while I was clocked in. They didn't fire me though, I still work there occasionally when they need the help.

Next in line, there's Pope. Always the brains of the operation and our collective voice of reason. Taller than me by a mile, and a finalist for the Lucas T. Vanderhorst merit scholarship. Definitely the smartest person I know, but often loses his shot with girls when he brings up that he plans on being a coroner. Someone has to do it, I guess. His father's this legendary character, Heyward. Anything you want on the island, Heyward could get it for you. Now I'm not sure what Heyward knew what to make about his son and his friends, but it didn't matter. He's a pogue like us.

Lastly, John B. John Booker, if you want to be technical about it. He's the most loyal person I've ever met, and the other founding member of our club, a true golden retriever boy when you get to know him. You can always rely on JB in a pinch, which happens more often than any of us would care to admit. He's the temporary, not legal, owner of the chateau, our typical hangout and clubhouse. He's the name sake of his dad, and looks just like him. Big John, by now, has been missing at sea for around 9 months. The rest of us have lost hope that he will ever come back, but John B refuses to admit he's gone until his fathers body is found. I understand that. DCS is hot on John B's tail, considering his uncle, his current legal guardian, is quite literally in another state and has been for months.

Then, there's me. Snowy. Snowy Hansley. It's a nickname I never shook from when I first moved to the OBX, being from Canada and all. I'm one to be picked on for using Canadian slang, and an occasional "kick a ginger day" victim. I haven't cut my hair since I moved because my mom says hair holds memories and feelings, so I suppose I'm unintentionally the superstitious type. I was adopted by JJ and John B at a dance a few weeks after I moved to town- my parents wanted me to go and make friends. I held the door for them as they were stepping behind the building to go shotgun before going back in, and JJ asked me to come with them. I'd never drank before, but I supposed I learned to shotgun from the best. Then, the rest is history.

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A/N;

Hi to anyone who's reading this! I hope it's not too cringey, I'm trying to emulate the right vibe.

(EDIT: This first chapter is so shit- I swear it gets so much better so please don't give up on me just yet, I'm going to come back and rewrite this one when I get the chance)

Anyway, thank you for being here and give me your thoughts! I'm not going to give any spoilers but I've got a lot planned for this :).  That being said, please share your ideas and stuff you want to see here with me! Literally I am open to absolutely any suggestions.

Thank you for reading!! It'll get more exciting shortly- I promise. -R

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@ghosty-0w0 AND MANY MORE OF MY MOOTS AND FOLLOWERS!

EVEN IF YOU AREN'T A FOLLOWER OF MINE,

Settle down with me, dear friends, and let me tell you the tale of:

THE OWL WHO COULDN'T SLEEP by 7/8 year old me :D

HEADS UP! Fart jokes (I hate them) and I copied some concepts from other medias lol

And that is the end. :')

Alas, if you couldn't read my handwriting (which is perfectly understandable), I shall type it for you, errors and all:

Once there was a Lovley forest called Leafcottage. There lived cute animals that loved to climb and run aroud. One day, the animals and the birds came together for a great festival. There was a Owl there called Hoot Hoot. He Was at the candfloss stand. He just Can't resist the rainbow flavour. While he was about to sit down, A wasp called Rocko Was flying side to side on his chair. When Hoot Hoot was sitting down, He felt something.

"OOOOOOOCCCCCHHH!" Hoot Hoot shouted. Hoot Hoot jumped up so high he nearly went to space. "What's the raket!?" Glowie said. "Glowie, a million Pardons," Said Hoot Hoot. "But I did'nt toot," Glowie replied in a truthful way. "I don't mean that" Hoot Hoot said. (I forgot, Glowie is a Glow Worm). "What's the Big Bum!" Shouted Rocko. That nearly Made Hoot Hoot Jump.

"That hurt's really badly" cried Hoot-hoot. When they finished the talk, it was soon Midnight. They Saw two glowing eyes. It was Claws the tiger. "You should be in Bed!" she shouted. They stomped away (exept Hoot-Hoot, He flew away). When He saw the Sign "Home Sweet Home", He karate-kicked it. "Silly Rocko, little eejit!" He thought.

Now this time, Since He was So angry, He Did'nt have any Dinner! Hoot-Hoot Stomped up the stiars Moodly. He farted so loud that the Whole town Smelled it too! [I cringed while typing that sentence] "Pooh ee!" Bertha the Bat Said. She flew over and shouted: CAN YOU STOP FARTING! (it is in Big capital letters Because she shouted). Hoot-Hoot did not listen, But stopped.

Talking in picture: "OMG He smells!" "Eww!" "Pee ew!" "That is even smellyier than me!"

"You need to sleep" Bertha said. "But I Just can't, There are Cupcake Wasp's flying around my Head." Oh No!

Talking in picture: "OMG means "Oh my God" cool right?"

"Like that one?" asked Bertha. "Yeah" answerd Hoot-Hoot. So Bertha Called a Yoga teacher, Mr M (Moose) and Music Players. "This Will ease your pain and calm you down" Mr Moose said.

"Ok!" Hoot-Hoot yawned, He farted agian. Claws watched. Oh no!

Talking in picture: "t-shirts can Be any colour. cool right?"

No! Lets go back to the story. "So where are we?" asked Hoot-hoot. "in the garden of William shakeshpere" Mr moose replied. "Hey, I was weeing here!!" A dog said. "forget him." Mr Moose said. The sun rose shine at dawn. Mr Moose had enough. He had a can of Beans. But they Were evil Beans. this is what they siad: Evil Beans: "Mwa Ha Ha!" Cupcake Wasp: "these are scary! Cool right?"

"I quit," A music player said. then everyone Did. Exept Bertha and Claw's. "Wait, you can say sorry!" said Claws. Hoot-Hoot heard every single Word she said. "Do not even think about singing a song!" he laghed. They went to Rocko's home. They knocked quietly. Rocko came out, Holding a cup of tea.

"You disturbed my Episode 159, but yes?" Rocko asked. "Well, I'm sorry that I was angry" Hoot-Hoot replied. "I fixed up your sign" said Roko. "YaY!" Hoot-Hoot said. Soon they were frenids. What about Glowie? He's on Mount Everest.

The End!

#let me know if you want to see more! :D #This plot makes no sense but I love this story sm #it's so stupid #and weird #and would be significantly better if there were no toilet humour :') #writing #writeblr #<- MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA #>:) #I feel evil tagging it as that hehehehhe #old #not art

[carlandoxlestappen]

Reflections | Robin Arellano

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~Robin is aged up to 15

Warning(s): fighting, blood, violent themes, kind of slut shaming, kissing.

“What did you just say?”  Robin asked in a painfully calm voice. One that should’ve told Moose that it would be better for him to back off. But, of course, he didn’t.

“I said that Melanie Blake is hot. You’re going out with her, right? How is she, huh?” Moose replied with a tone that made Robin’s blood boil.

“Oh, so you think It’s funny? Calling a girl you don’t even know names behind her back?” He questioned, having heard what he was talking about before he came over. Everyone in the entire school knew how protective Robin was when it came to the Blake siblings. And for good reasons too. Finney was his best friend, Melanie was his girlfriend ever since they were 12 years old, and Gwen saved him from a goddamn child murderer when they were 13.

Anyone with half a mind knew not to talk shit about any of them, especially Melanie. Because if you fuck with Blake’s, you fuck with Robin, and no one wants to fuck with Robin, except the occasional idiot, like right now.

“Uh yeah, who wouldn’t talk about her when she puts out that much. I’m surprised no one’s-“ Before Moose could even react, Robin’s fist collided with his face, wiping his shit eating smirk right off.

“Listen to me, and listen to me good.” Robin kicked him in the face after he stumbled back. He stepped forward as Moose fell to the ground like a twig and kneeled over him. “If I ever hear my girlfriend’s name leave your dirty mouth, I will make sure nothing comes out of it again, do you understand me?” He asked.

When Moose simply stared at him with no response, he decided to take it up a notch. He already had a crowd, he could use this as a learning experience and show everyone what will happen to them if they do the same thing. “I said,” Robin raised his fist again, ready to make a fucking mess out of the asshole underneath him.

“Do.” A punch to the face. “You.” Another one and Robin could feel the damage to his knuckles. “Understand.” Damn, Moose has some sharp teeth, though some of them were a dark pink color and on the ground next to him. “Me?” Robin stopped, looking at Moose to see if his results were enough. And they were, the boy looked like another punch would knock him out cold, though the blood dripping to the ground was the best warning of all. That’s what people listened to anyway, the amount of blood.

“I-“ Moose coughed up some blood. “I understand.” His voice broke, and Robin nodded, standing up. Moose scrambled to get up, staring at Robin in fear before running away, his friends running after him to give him some shitty explanation for why they didn’t get involved. But it was obvious why, they knew they stood no chance, Robin could take them all out if he wanted to.

The crowd that gathered around him earlier slowly dissolved until there was only one person left, the one he did it for, Melanie Blake.

“Hey, let’s clean you up, okay? ” She said gently, taking one of his bloody hands in hers. She pulled him away from the scene and the two walked inside the school and to the boys’ bathroom.

“I’ll check.” Robin said before letting go of her hand and walking in, checking every stall to make sure there was no one there. “It’s clear.” He said, opening the door and moving aside to let Melanie walk in. She put her bag down and leaned it on the wall, opening it and taking out her first aid kit as her boyfriend locked the door.

“Are you mad at me?” Robin asked, going straight to the point as always. He never liked it when others sugarcoated stuff, so he never did it to anyone, including himself at times.

“Hey,” Melanie stood up, her eyes wide as she put down the kit by the sink. “I could never hate you, you knew that. You were just protecting me out there.” She took his hand and put it in the sink before opening the tap, washing the blood off of his hand before taking his other one and giving it the same, delicate treatment.

“Are you sure?” He questioned, watching her actions quietly as she pulled out a conforming bandage and duct tape.

“Yes, I’m sure.” Melanie responded, before looking at him and seeing his head hung down. “Look at me.” She requested and Robin obliged, looking up at his girlfriend. “I love you, Robin. And there is nothing you could ever do to change that.” She smiled as he nodded along.

“There we go, all done.” She said, letting go of both of his now bandaged hands and allowing hers to fall limp at her sides.

“Thanks, babe.” Robin said, looking her in the eye as he took her hand in his. “And I love you too.” He smiled before leaning down and kissing his girlfriend.

#Spotify #the black phone #robin arellano #finney blake #the black phone x reader #robin arellano x oc #finney blake x oc #robin arellano x blake!oc

[messinwitheddie]

[Over 10 Summerweens ago]

Nny "That's your plan?! Keep him trapped inside your mind?! That's a shit plan! You do understand that's a SHIT plan, right?"

Dipper "Until I come up with a way to destroy Bill for good, it's the only plan I have to work with."

Nny "How did you trap him inside your head in the first place?"

Dipper "It was a happy accident. Dib and I were playing with this interdimensional scope and he just slipped back in, BUT this time, I know how to keep Bill from fully taking over."

Nny "Dib doesn't know either?"

Dipper "NO! He doesn't need to know! No one else needs to know! The whole damn point is to keep Ill-bay Ipher-cay off everyone's minds! If no one brings him up, it's easier to keep him from jumping into someone else's head!"

Nny "And you believe staying doped out of your skull is keeping him trapped? Aren't you in college? How are you supposed to function like this? For how long?"

Dipper "As long as it takes. Whatever keeps him from terrorizing my family.."

Nny "I'm not exactly the best person to give out life advice, but speaking as someone who has dealt with my fair share of cosmic horrors, I'm telling you THIS is going to backfire. Worst case scenario, the horrors consume you and drive you to KILL anyone who is able or willing to help you. Unlike ME, YOU have a network of friends and family who can help you. You don't have to fight these battles alone like I did-"

Dipper "I'm trying to protect my friends and family. This is a demon we've fought before. Please trust my judgment."

Nny "Trust the judgment of a 19-year-old frat boy covered in pot leaf decals trying to trap a demon in his head with micro doses of LSD... yeah, no. NO-"

Dipper "Stop calling everyone who made it into uni a frat boy! I'm not in a fucking fraternity! And forgive me if I don't trust the judgment of a man who once choked a woman to death with the chord to his headphones because she flashed a dead tooth when she smiled at you."

Nny "It was off-putting!"

Dipper "Grunkle Stan thinks highly of you. I WANT to believe you actually WANT to be apart of this family and you wouldn't try to hurt any of us, but I'm not altogether convinced. You want to convince me?"

Nny *frustrated growl* "Goddamn you, Squee, I can't believe you made me care about any of this-- YES, sure!"

Dipper "Ok, GOOD! Then keep your mouth SHUT and your short neck OUT OF THIS. Will you PROMISE ME, for the sake of this family's safety and possibly all of humanity's safety you will never mention this to anyone in this shack EVER?"

Nny "Son of bitch... yes. YES. Yes, I promise."

Dipper "Thank you. Let's get back upstairs before someone realizes we're missing."

Nny "Yes, LETS. That portal thingy gives off big moose wall energy and it's turning my stomach."

(A continuation of this dialogue)

#jthm #gravity falls #invader zim #crossover #au #nny #dipper #breakroom sketch

[mrmaybank]

Fandom: TBP

Title: Jealous Much?

Character(s):Vance Hopper, Matty, Matt, Buzz, and Moose

Request: No

Genre: fluff,

TW: Use of the f-slur

A/N: Reader is Buzz’s older brother

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Moose lightly shoved (M/N), which earned him a shove back. But instead of lightly shoving him like Moose had done to him, he shoved him so hard he ended up on the floor. Which caused Matt, Matty, Buzz, and (M/N) all to laugh.

Moose glared at (M/N) as he pulled himself up and back into his seat. “Asshole,” Moose mumbled but it was just loud enough for (M/N) to hear.

The boy in question but on a fake look of offense, “Wow, Moose and thought we were friends.”

“Well after that stunt were definitely not friends anyone,” Moose replied.

“Damn!” (M/N) exclaimed, “well guess I gotta send Vance after you.”

Moose laughed, “Like i’m scared of Vance.”

“Mhm, sure you aren’t,” (M/N) replied.

“Speaking of Vance, Moose what did you do to piss him off today?” Matt asked.

Moose looked at Brunette confused, “What did you mean? I haven’t seen or talked to Vance since fifth period.”

Now it was Matt’s turn to look confused, “What do you mean? He’s glaring at you right now and Robin’s whispering something to him.” Moose along with Matty and Buzz turned to around to see Matt was telling the truth.

Though once Vance’s baby blue eyes locked with (E/C) ones his expression softened. (M/N) smiled at Vance and Vance smiled back. Buzz rolled his eyes, “Oh my god, can’t you two be fags somewhere else?” The ginger asked.

(M/N) quickly turned around to face his brother, “Oh I know you aren’t talking,” The (H/C) boy told his brother, “Because I think we all know what you and Matty are actually doing when you say your studying.”

(M/N) smirked as both boys turned a flushed pink color. “Yeah that’s what I thought.” Before either Buzz or Matty could reply the bell rang signaling the end of lunch. (M/N) quickly said goodbye to friends before making his way over to Vance.

The two walked side-by-side with each other, as they made their way to the cafeteria doors. Neither of them saying a thing until they were outside of the cafeteria, “Why was Moose sitting with you guys?” Vance asked.

(M/N) couldn’t help but roll his eyes, “Is that seriously the first thing you say to me?” The (H/C) boy asked, “Wheres the ‘Hello, (M/N). How are you?’ or ‘Hey babe’?”

“Sorry. Hello (M/N), how are you?” Vance asked.

(M/N) smiled, “I’m good, how are you?”

“I’m good,” Vance replied.

“Good, now what did you wanna ask me?”

“Why was Moose sitting with you guys?” Vance repeated his question from earlier.

“Because he’s friends with Buzz, Matt, and Matty,” (M/N) simply replied.

“Well, I don’t like him being so close to you,” Vance told him.

That’s when hit (M/N) causing him to stop dead in his tracks and turn towards Vance. “You’re jealous!” (M/N) exclaimed.

Vance scoffed, “I am not jealous, I just don’t like Moose,”

“Mhm, sure you aren’t,” (M/N) replied as he started walking again.

“I’m not!” Vance insisted.

“Okay, so you wouldn’t mind the fact that i’m hanging out with Moose after school?” (M/N) asked.

Yes, Vance thought to himself, he would mind. He knew the (TALLER/SHORTER) male wasn’t going to drop it until he admitted so he sighed in defeat, “Fine, I’m jealous,” Vance admitted.

(M/N) smiled at Vance before taking there hands and locking them together, “Firstly, I knew it,” the (H/C) boy smiled at his little victory, “Secondly, you have nothing to be worried about. Nothing is going on between me and Moose, besides your the only guy for me.”

“Good,” Vance replied, “because how imagine how pathetic that would be going from me, a wonderful masterpiece, to whatever the fuck Moose is,”

(M/N) couldn’t help but laughed, “it would be a very extreme downgrade,” (M/N) eyes went wide as they landed on a clock, “shit! We need to hurry up we third seconds to get to the other side of building,”

“Do we really?” Vance asked.

“Yep, all race you there,” (M/N) told him, but before Vance could reply he took off.

Vance shook his head, “Asshole,” he shouted. One of these days that boy was gonna be the death of him.

#vance hopper x male reader #matty tbp #Matt tbp #Buzz tbp #vance hopper #x male reader #tbp x reader #Buzz x brother!reader

[pizzabunndraws]

Hey, just wanted to make this post as I know many of you have enjoyed the few Moose pictures I've put up here

Unfortunately Moose suffered with epilepsy and it got too much for him. I was able to hold him for his last moments as the vets put him out of pain. He was always a fighter and gave me two wonderful years of friendship.

I really appreciate how much love his gorgeous little face has been given. I'm going to miss him more than he could ever know. He was more than a rabbit, he was my best friend and my baby. I may post more of the pictures I have of him but it's all still very raw and painful right now

My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today

#rabbit #moose #moosepher #watership down #pet memorial

[tarisilmarwen]

Rebels Rewatch: "The Call"

In which we gain whale friends. :)

RIGHT, SO, FIRST OF ALL, ANYONE WHO CALLED THIS EPISODE USELESS FILLER OWES ME TWENTY BUCKS.

Even when I didn't know the purrgil specifically would be returning I knew this was an important episode for Ezra's character development and for growing his unique Force affinity for animal connection.

Technically falls under the Friendship Fetch Quest episode type, albeit on a bit more of an abstract level.

I love the touch of the fog on the inside window of the Ghost that Hera has to rub off. Everyone's breath fogs, and they even look a bit paler and more harried, eyes more lined, really emphasizing how cold it is.

Ezra's face when he first hears the purrgil song, aww.

It's really interesting that only Ezra can hear the purrgil, even though Kanan also has the Force. Could of course just be his stronger affinity for animals--he's more naturally attuned to them--but he's also more sympathetic to the purrgil throughout the episode, the only one actually listening to them, so maybe that's why he's the only one that can hear. Nice little foreshadowing either way.

Love that even though Kanan can't hear the purrgil, he trusts Ezra enough to believe him.

Right, I'm suspecting I'm going to be using up a lot of my limited photos with caps of Ezra's face this episode.

Subtle animation appreciation moment: Sabine's double-take as she glances forward out the viewport and sees the purrgil.

Purrgil are presented as really interesting creatures, they're not actively malicious at all (unless you really piss them off lol) but they're big and tough-hided and can severely damage a spaceship just by brushing past them. They have natural migration routes that sometimes unfortunately run afoul of hyperspace lanes and ships traveling through them. They're connected to the Force. They live in space. They can achieve hyperspace, naturally.

They're like any herding group of big animals really, whales, elephants, moose, they need to be given a wide, respectful distance.

Which is why flying with them works. They recognize, "Oh, this is part of the herd now. Hello friend!"

Possibly the calls Ezra was hearing earlier was the purrgils' method of saying, "Hey, coming through, get out of the way!" because he says they calm when the Ghost starts flying with them.

Kanan praising Ezra for his good instincts. <3

Oh you know I'm gonna talk about the leitmotifs in this one, I gotta.

So! There are two main themes associated with the purrgil. One of them I'm going to call the "Hyperspace" theme, which is pretty self-explanatory, it's the track that plays when we learn that the purrgil can jump to hyperspace. This cue here that's playing I think might be part of the larger "Triumph of Nature" theme, it definitely sounds like it's in the same key and tempo. I'm calling it that because of the overall underlying archtheme of nature's wrath against the oppressive industrial world that features in this episode specifically and in Rebels and Star Wars overall. It's a very classic motif in extrapersonal conflict fantasy stories, the need to respect and live in harmony with nature, appearing in dozens of classic influential stories from Lord of the Rings to Princess Mononoke. (Both of which were inspirations for Rebels, funnily enough.)

Both cues are later going to come back in the finale.

All right, done with that tangent for now, back to Ezra making whale friends.

Lol he rolls his eyes at Kanan and Hera's argument.

Love how he immediately tries to connect with the purrgil.

The modified TIEs represent the Mining Guild's intimate ties with the Empire. The Empire supplies them TIE fighters to secure and protect their facilities and in exchange gets full exclusive access to the fuel they produce. Once again, Rebels says state corporatization of private industry = bad.

They're so low on fuel the front cannons stop working, Ezra's panic here is adorable.

LOL Hera's face when Kanan gets all smug about not shooting the purrgil. AND I LOVE THAT WHEN SHE CUTS HIM OFF ON THE COMMS HE COMES DOWN FROM THE TURRET TO PERSONALLY FINISH HIS GLOATING.

They're so married.

Love this little music box chime in the music here.

Kanan so completely on Ezra's side this episode it's so sweet.

Therapist!Ezra strikes again, getting Hera to explain why she's not fond of purrgil. Characters around Ezra just seem to have a habit of telling him their darkest secrets lol.

I remember a lot of people kvetched about the physics in this episode, apparently not realizing that this planetoid we're approaching is the source of the gravity. (It's certainly large enough.) And there is atmosphere it's just not breathable for humans, hence the helmets.

The lack of fuel is mostly a plot device for this episode but it works, limiting the movement the Ghost is capable of, necessitating personal infiltration, which puts Ezra more in contact with the purrgil in order to realize why they need the Clouzon. Also another plot element done way better in Rebels than in Last Jed--*shot*

Okay okay, less sequel salt.

Shut up, let me have this.

Ezra completely not actually paying attention to the plan lol.

"You said you just wanted to look at it!" "I did look at it... and it looked bad." <3 Sabine cannot resist painting a blank surface lol.

Gosh this sequence is just so... there's so much lightness and wonder and it just evokes a feeling of flight.

Ezra reaching out to touch the purrgil like the embodiment of every tropeiffic "A Boy/Girl and their [X]".

This is not Ezra's day is it? Lol.

Underrated Papa Wolf Kanan moment: The sheer quickdraw frantic speed at which he put his saber together and shoves Ezra aside to block the blaster shot.

Seriously, I timed it it's less than a second from initial alarmed shout to full saber ignition and blaster deflection.

Kanan's absolute trust in Ezra awwwwwwww.

Hanging a giant lampshade on the tendency for their plans to go sideways lol.

This is a unique cue, feels vaguely like a 90s animal rescue movie score. Which fits.

The running gag of Ezra just completely losing his head to be all, "Whale friends! :D" is hilarious.

Purrgil get colorful after they "refuel", interesting note.

Aaand down he go.

Love this handheld (computer held?) shot tracking Hera to the displays on the wall.

Kanan's spinny flip. <3

And the worry in his voice when Ezra doesn't answer. <3

:(((((

Ezra fortuitously landed on the back of a purrgil so he's not going to be falling to his death.

He is, though, in serious danger of suffocation.

Bbbbyyyyyy. :((((((

Once again embodying the spirit of every heartwarming animal friend movie ever.

And this is so cool. Love it when things get Force Weird.

This scene is also really well acted, Taylor does a great job of conveying the relief when he can breathe again.

"I can't believe we're gonna lose to this guy!" Lol.

REMEMBER THE OTHER LEITMOTIF I SAID THE PURRGIL HAD? THAT REAPPEARS IN THE FINALE LIKE A HEROIC HERALD OF EUCATASTROPHE? YEAH IT'S THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

"TRIUMPH OF NATURE" BABY.

And the nasty foreman gets his karmic comeuppance.

Oh he got ate. He definitely 100% got ate.

Ezra gets his own cool spinny flip.

And there's the "Hyperspace" theme, closing us out triumphantly.

Even beyond all the implications and connections this episode has for the finale (and hoo boy are there many), this episode is just such a fun classic kind of adventure. It continues the spacefaring as sea voyages metaphor, has a little bit of a environmental message without being obnoxious, has gorgeous animation, is so SO important for Ezra's character and his unique personal Force abilities and it's just... delightful.

Imma just sit here, smug in the knowledge that I loved this episode before it became Plot Important.

Jokes on you it was always Plot Important.

#star wars #star wars rebels #ezra bridger #space dad and his precious pumpkin child #rebels rewatch #liveblog #music #soundtracks

[notmorbid]

unpregnant.

dialogue prompts from unpregnant by jenni hendriks and ted caplan.

i said hello and you flipped me off.

you still know my voice?

am i dreaming? life cannot be this perfect.

hold on. i want to remember this moment forever.

can you stop being a bitch for one minute?

i'm not going to tase you.

come on, now. don't you want to share the moment?

can you not tell anyone? please?

whatever you're thinking right now, just stop.

are you sure you're gonna be okay?

what are your feelings on polyamory?

if i say it, it'll make it real.

maybe you're just tired of always being so perfect.

you are way too nice.

can't you sink to my level and engage in some schadenfreude?

you can be kind of intense.

i've never been to a place this nice.

isn't this place romantic?

you don't need an ivy league degree to be successful.

i know when we look back on this, we're going to laugh.

it's like i'm seeing you for the first time.

i'm doing a lot of crying in bathrooms lately.

you want me to be your escort?

everyone has different kinds of friends.

can we please be a little more subtle?

you say 'romeo', i say 'restraining order'.

nobody ever wanted me like that before, you know?

i'm sorry i lied to you about all of this.

come on. it was funny. we laughed.

maybe i just don't know what fun feels like.

sorry i couldn't be perfect for you anymore.

that's what they say about me? that's pretty badass.

that's enough. we listened to the whole album.

i have to keep up appearances.

don't you have any friends?

calling this place a town is pushing it.

guess we finally found the class you failed: common sense.

it's not safe to be walking along the side of the road.

i thought you were running away from something dangerous.

i tried to convince myself for years that it wasn't true, you know?

can anyone really be 'together' in this world? we all walk alone.

we've evolved past labeling ourselves.

i kind of love you right now. don't ruin it.

i meant what i said last night. all of it.

sorry. you're just going to have to look average.

i know how to get by without anyone's help.

no one expects you to remember everything.

i'm so tired of being a stupid, sad six-year-old.

you just need to remind me my dad is a dick. promise me.

go get 'em, tiger.

what's the matter with you? you look like a wounded moose.

remind me never to get on your bad side.

they are not my friends. they almost killed me.

i just wanted to let you know i'm okay.

you ever think about playing for my team?

you're the valedictorian and i bark at people.

hey, sunshine. i let you sleep for a bit.

i'm so wired, i think i can hear my arm hair growing.

i looked exactly the same, but i didn't recognize myself.

when you wake up, i'll be here.

#rp prompts #rp memes #rp prompt #inbox memes #inbox meme #ask meme #ask memes

[strugglingxinsomniac]

𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗼 𝘅 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿: ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ʜᴜʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ

disclaimer: in this universe the grabber doesn't exist and everyones still alive<3 also alot of cusing and bullying <3

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Robin has been yours for a little over a month now he’s protected you from bullies mostly moose and his stinky goons. But today was a different story Robin called you at around 6:00 in the morning before school while you were brushing your hair and he looked awful his face was pale his eyes are baggy and red around his eyelids and his voice was raspy. “Robbin what happened to you you look like a sick ghost but bad” you almost yelled when you saw his face through your phone screen. “Im a little sick right now i think ill be at school tomorrow but not today im sorry my princesa“ he say making it through his sentence, his usually smooth lulling voice now sounding dry and like he might start coughing any minute now. After a little bit of conversation and alot of “i love you do much get better love” and “im fine im fine just a cold” you have your backpack on and your walking to school with your childhood best friend finney blake you have know each other for ever and he and gwen played matchmaker with you and robin, as gwen bring your only female friend and robin being finneys best friend they figured out your crushes for each other prettty quick. “Wheres robin i thought he naver missed a day?” Finney said his voice laced with concern for his friend. “Hes sick, he says he just has a cold but he looks awful he said he will be back tomorrow” you said looking at finn with disappointment in your eyes. “ while on the topic, wheres gwen i hope shes not sick too!” You said worried that your school had a mini cold epidemic. “Shes walking with her 6th grader friends again” finn said rolling his eyes wondering why she would hang out with a group of gossiping blabbering teenagers. You chuckled at his remark but that chuckle soon turned into a dead cold terrified stare. Seeing your expression he looked up and said “whats wrong you look funny” “ Moose” you said as the crusty looking kid approached “oh shit” finn said under his breath as moose shouted out with his goons behind him “ hey wimps is your dream boy not here to protect you today huh?” He mocked in a baby voice to finney and you “DONT FUCKING CALL ROBIN THAT YOU SHITHEAD HE COULD BEAT YOUR ASS AND BREAK A BONE” you yelled furiously they insulted your boyfriend and yours and finneys best friend that could beat them with a flick of his finger. “Oh and what are you gonna do about it cry?” Moose spat out “shut up moose no ine wants to hear you opinion, come on y/n lets go their not worth it” finney said about to turn around but before he could take a step you charged at moose and socked him in his jaw and kicked his stomach while yelling profanities. “Oh u little shit you gonna die!” He yelled at you as he got up and hit you over and over and over your blood streaming down your face you dont even know where it was comming from anymore. Then a distressed voice yelled “stop cant you see shes got the point just stop” Finney? He was on the verge of tears and moose and his gang backed up “fine but dont think your getting off so easy next time” he doat out as a threat. “Oh my god im so glad your okay….well i mean your not OK but i just glad you survived ima bring you to robins house and then head off to class you really cant go to school today so ill let robin patch you up” he finishes as he hugs your sore body happy your alright.

~~time skip to when you knock on robins door~~

You stumbled up to your boyfriends house your knuckles were too sore so you lightly kicked it with the last bit of strength you had. Luckily he heard the door and came downstairs and opened it “OH MY OH MY OH MY PRINCESA WHAT HAPPED ARE YOU OKAY ONG WAIT NO YOU ARENT COME INSIDE SIT ON THE COUCH” he said in a worried panic “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU” “moose and his dumb goons happened” you managed to speak out even though he had busted you lip. “Ill fuck him up so bad he wont ever stand again but for now let’s get you patched up i hate seeing my princesa hurt” he said as he wrapped you up kissing every non bleeding or burning bruise or cut on you. “I love you so much please dont ever let them hurt you like that again..” robin said almost as a question “i wont I promise i dont wanna make you sad” you said as you were laying your head onto robins chest both you you laying on the couch. You soon fall asleep and beofre robin falls asleep he kisses your forehead and whispers “goodnight princesa sweet dreams” he’s the most loving person you ever knew even though he looks tough but theres no one else you would rather have in the whole world.

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okay thats the end sorry my grammar is crap and im not good at writing alot but thats the Robin fic no one asked for ik alot of things are probably mispelled but its midnight and i dont wanna read thru it

anyways pls suggest some things you want i have a list of what i post on my blog and if your not sure or cant find it just message me and if i can ill do it as soon as possible

#theblackphone #robin arellano #robin arellano x reader

[alivewithlyrics]

Michigan head cannons from a Michigander.

Michigan is not good with heights, hates them. This is because he is the 13th flattest state and the higher places are up north in the UP.

Big fan of ice cream, his favorite is Blue Moon, but you can never go wrong with Vanilla.

He will purposely mispronounce things. Think Episcopal pronounced like Ep-i-scop-le instead of Ep-o-scop-pal, pronouncing words like Buffet, Ballet, and and Tortilla like they are spelt, and calling multiple moose meese and multiple geese goose. (Based off my dad, gotta love him)

Knows everything about cars, E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. Man's reads owners manuals like books in his free time, and memorizes them like a speech.

Scuba dives in his free time.

Is always either sweating profusely or freezing cold. No in-between and weather doesn't matter, it could be 100°F and rising and he's got three layers and a blanket while sunbathing.

Indecisive as Fuck, that's why he's a swing state. He just can't decide if he likes red or blue better.

On top of that, minor colorblindness and shit vision. He has color correction glasses and prescription glasses, but he constantly misplaced them and believes he can go without them

Just a really friendly guy, he meets new people and he'll act like he just won the lottery, he'll insult you in good fun, but that's how he shows he cares.

Loves to bake, hates to cook.

Sweet tooth, but sweet things give him head aches.

Really bad low iron, and prone to passing out because he doesn't take care of it.

On top of that, covered in bruises, due to low iron and being super physical (and a clutz)

Has a lead foot, but a really good driver otherwise, although he needs glasses, he has a really keen eye.

Hunting is always fun for him

Has minor dyslexia and auditory processing issues, he'll ask what 5 times then answer after he just asked what again (ha, me)

Will ignore health issues until someone else notices it's take a toll on him "hey uh, why's your wrist look like that?" "Ope! Huh, well will ya look at that, must've broke it again." Had already known he broke it three days earlier.

Doesn't talk about himself a lot, but wants to know everything about friends

Is a cryptid

He won't tell you anything unprompted, but if you ask he has no problem telling you, so you need to be super specific with questions to get the whole story.

Isn't attracted unless the other person's attracted, then he'll develop feelings

Doesn't go to church unless someone asks him to go, and is totally to type to ask why to many questions and make the priest mad (have done before, was literally tackled by one of the members of the church who was around my age cause I wouldn't shut up)

Can not for the life of him sense sarcasm but speaks fluently in it (ha me... Again)

Bites nonsexually and randomly, it isn't in an affectionate way either, it's just cause he felt like it

Gets bored easily

Needs to be outside at least one hour a day or he gets moody

When upset or moody the air around him will start to switch randomly between temperatures. It's air conditioned in a room, but next to him it's a humid heat. You're outside in the summer rain and it should feel warm and relaxing but also cool, but next to him it's a dry heat.

Will randomly get violent energy that he'll need to run off or use on a punching bag, that's Detroit.

Okay, I'm going to stop there because I've been going for twenty minutes and it's 1:12am

#wttt #wttt michigan

[lovergirlsky]

𝗖 𝗛 𝗜 𝗟 𝗗......

𝗣 𝗦 𝗬 𝗖 𝗛 𝗢 𝗟 𝗢 𝗚 𝗬.........

𝙗𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚𝙮𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙖 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

chapter one

𝗯𝘆 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙨𝙠𝙮

🐭:𝗜 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗽𝗮𝗱, 𝗺𝘆 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝘀 "𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹" 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝟵𝟮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆(𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗻 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴) 𝗜 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗚𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗯𝗼𝘆𝘀(𝗯𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗚𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗻)+ 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝘅 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿(𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲) 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱!!! 𝗔𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 "𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗣𝘀𝘆𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘆" 𝗶𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲.

"HER NAME IS Y/N, Y/N L/N I HAVEN'T HEARD HER TALK BUT SHE LOOKS PRETTY"

⋆͛*͛ ͙͛ ⁑͛⋆͛*͛ ͙͛ * ੈ✩‧₊˚⋆͛*͛ ͙͛ ⁑͛⋆͛*͛ ͙͛ ⋆͛*͛ ͙͛ ⁑͛⋆͛*͛ ͙͛ * ੈ✩‧₊˚⋆͛*͛ ͙͛ ⁑͛⋆͛

"Bye mom" Y/n said to her mother as she stepped out of her car "have a good day sweetie" her mother said loudly earning a nod. 'I swear if someone is looking at me I'm going to die' Y/n thought to herself as she looked down to the floor as she walked towards her school.

It was a new school for her, she was nervous, scared even.

She was somewhat glad that she was early, there weren't a lot of people there. So while she waited for the school doors to open she could sit down in the cold weather and wait in pure silence which was somewhat calming to her.

She observed the boys and girls who ran to their friends or 'lovers'. Y/n had always romanticized relationships but she was never good in them. She always lost interest.

One of the people that she had observed was Bruce Yamada. He seemed friendly, most of the girls there at school (who came early), they were all staring at him. Including Y/n.

'He seems okay' Y/n thought to herself before looking away from the boy.

Just as she looked away he had noticed her, she was sitting on a bench with her backpack in her lap. Her arms holding her backpack tightly, her poker face looking down to the ground.

'Her hair looks nice' Bruce thought to himself 'I wonder what she looks like if she smiles' Bruce thought. She looked so bored and interesting at the same time.

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Y/n sighed as she entered her classroom, it was her third period and she was already yearning to go home and lay down on her bed.

"Please find your name on the desk Y/n" her new teacher told her causing Y/n to nod softly. She hadn't talk to anyone and nor did she want to.

She sat down immediately, she at in-front of a boy, he had long curly hair that stopped didn't even stop at his shoulder. 'He looks scary' Y/n thought taking a mental note not to mess or talk to him.

He smirked as she sat down, he looked down and immediately she knew what he was looking at. 'I knew I should've worn a jacket today' Y/n thought as she wanted to cover herself but she didn't want to get on his bad side just incase he took it the wrong way.

"My names Moose" Moose said as he smirked at her. 'Weird name' Y/n thought as she nodded. "What's yours" Moose asked but the teacher interrupted her from even getting a word out.

Y/n thanked the teacher mentally, she didn't want to talk to him. She didn't want to talk to a person she didn't know.

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As soon as the bell rang she immediately stood up and grabbed her backpack before rushing to leave the classroom.

"Hey" Moose said to her as he stopped her from walking any further, she hummed as she looked at him.

He stepped closer as she backed against the wall behind her. "I need to get to class" Y/n whispered but he didn't hear her.

"Is something wrong" Robin asked as he stepped in with his friends behind him, Finney, Bruce, Vance and Gwen. "Your always getting in the ways of things" Moose groaned as he backed away.

Y/n took this as a opportunity to walk away quickly.

"Shit" Y/n mumbled to herself as she walked to her fourth period.

#💬:lovergirlsky #bruce yamada #bruce x reader #bruce yamada x reader #the black phone #the black phone x reader #the black phone x you #bruceyamada you #billy showalter #billy x you #billy x reader #billy showalter x reader #billyshowalterxyou #william showalter

[phoenix]

Okay, I finally have time for storytime.

Some of y’all have heard the story of the Moose Incident, so feel free to move along.

Way back in the day, I had a friend who was very accident prone.  CAR accident prone.  He wasn’t exactly a bad driver, but he could be careless, and he had the damnedest luck.  Living in the country didn’t help.  Lots of deer and such.

One night we were driving back from some friends, and we were on our way to drop me off.  I’m in the passenger seat, just chilling and wanting to get home, when all of a sudden, the car starts moving in ways car shouldn’t.  I don’t even have to look up before I hear John saying, “We’re about to hit a moose.”

Now, under most circumstances, moose accidents are rare to walk away from.  Moose are so large, and get thrown right into the windshield, that people in the car are easily taken out.

But also by this point, being in a car accident with John has become SO commonplace, even though it’s a *moose* I’m just like “*heavy sigh* here we go again...” and I duck my head down under the dashboard, and go limp.  I’m pretty sure my ability to rag-doll is why I never got seriously injured in any of the accidents I’ve been in.

SOMEhow, likely by sheer luck coupled with John angling the CORNER of the car so the moose didn’t come STRAIGHT for us, and instead hit the corner and essentially flipped and rolled over the hood of the car, we both actually survive the accident.

Everything stopped, there was a pause, “Hey...are you okay?”  “Uhh... *checks myself over, realises I am covered in moose blood and can’t REALLY tell, but I seem fine?* I think so?  My coffee has seen better days though.”

The car manages to limp along and get me home, fortunately it was just a mile away, and John leaves me to head to his place.

Now, once again, accidents and John were no strangers, so every time we went out, my parents worried.  And I KNEW this, AND my mom had just had a heart attack a few weeks prior.  So I am trying to figure out how to explain the fact that it looks like I just went to a vampire orgy and Blade showed up, because I know if my parents just, y’know, SAW me, they were going to *flip the fuck out*.

I shuffle down to their bedroom, careful not to touch anything, because again, blood.

“Mom?  Dad?”

“Huhwha, is that you?  What’s up?  You’re home?”

“YES, and I know you are reaching for the light switch, but BEFORE you do that, let me tell you something.”

*concern rises, shuffling noises* “...okaaaay?  Whaaat?”

“John had another accident...”

*shadow figures sit up bolt upright* “OHMYGODWHAT”

“STOP DO NOT TURN ON THE LIGHT TRUST ME.”

“WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GOD ARE YOU ALL...”

“YES I am all right.  I think.  John hit a moose.”

“OHMYG...” “STOP.  John hit a moose, but I repeat I AM PRETTY SURE I AM OKAY.  BUT, I am covered in the moose’s blood from the accident.  I do not want you freaking out...well, more than you already are.  Look, there was no good way to do this, right?  I just wanted to brace you for what you’re going to see and not IMMEDIATELY assume the worst that it’s MY blood.”

The light finally goes on, and yes, I am indeed a red, bloody mess from literal head to toe.  This is really the first time I’ve gotten much of a look at myself, soon followed by going to the bathroom mirror.

I maintain to this day that, however awkward and terrifying and nerve wracking the way I did it was, it was SO much better than if I had strolled in and been like, “Hey, just got in, I was in another car accident with John, I’m gonna go wash all the blood off now!”

This is how I earned the nickname “Moose Slayer” even if I was more “Moose Slayer adjacent”

And THAT is how I know exactly what it is like to be covered head to toe in something else’s blood.

...And dirt, and glass.  But ya know.

Also, legit a time when I got to say, “Don’t worry, it’s not my blood.”

#moose #storytime #The Mooseslayer #You should see the other guy

[arrowflier]

Hey Arrow my friend! How have you been? (:

It's me again with headcanon questions!✨ What do you think their nieces and nephews call them? Do they have nicknames? (besides Uncle Ian & Uncle Mickey) If they eventually have kids, what do they call Ian and Mickey? (Dad/daddy/etc.)

Hi!💖 Been busy, hence your last headcanon ask still going unanswered...oops😅

But oh, I never thought of this! I love the idea that they become something more personal than their family title, so as of right this moment they absolutely have nicknames.

For Ian:

Big Guy--overheard from another parent in the school pick-up line. Ian can't get them to stop without explaining what a different kind of pick-up line is.

Uncle Moose--from that time Ian thought he saw a moose on vacation. He was bigger than said "moose". It still kicked his ass.

Uncle Goofy--because he's a goof. Also, at Disney World, Goofy was the only mascot as tall as him.

For Mickey:

Eyebrows--a friend called him that when they came over for a barbeque and it made said eyebrows do a weird thing, so it stuck.

Uncle Mouse--Mickey Mouse, of course. They only get away with it because they started when they were too young to yell at for it.

Softie--because they know he is, and that he secretly likes that they know how much he loves them. Also, it makes the eyebrows do the thing and makes his voice go all funny.

For kids, I like Papa or Pops for Ian and Daddy/Dad for Mickey. I used to do it the other way around, but I think it was @metalheadmickey who convinced me this is the way.

#gallavich headcanons #asks #gallavich #uncle ian #uncle mickey

[little-miss-ghostess]

I ranked all of Invader Zim's episodes + movie (because why not?)

So recently I decided -- very spontaneously -- to binge all of Invader Zim. The show, that is, not the comics (although I do need to do that at some point). I hadn't seen Enter the Florpus since it released in 2019, and I hadn't watched the show in a longer time than that, and since I'm a stressed out little gremlin I just kinda went "Hey, why not?"

And it was a good time! I see more flaws with the show than I did as a kid/teen, but I still enjoyed it. I think this was the only show I saw as a kid in its entirety cause in every episode there was SOMETHING I remembered, and it was also a lot of fun to see Florpus right after seeing the show since it meant I could directly compare them.

Partway through this binge project I decided, "I wanna do a ranking of these episodes, that seems fun." I was originally going to do it on a tierlist, but then once I made this blog I decided it would be more fun for me to just dump it here instead in a list format and with some short thoughts of mine on each episode.

From worst to best:

Rise of Zitboy (Ep.9B)

The concept for this one wasn't really great to begin with, and the execution wasn't much greater. It's basically just an extended gross-out joke, and it wasn't a funny one imo.

Career Day (Ep.6A)

A great concept for an episode I feel wasn't executed the greatest. I laughed a couple times, but it was too gross-out focused for my liking.

Gaz: Taster of Pork (Ep.26)

Felt like a regular episode forcefully extended into a double-length special.

Voting of the Doomed (Ep.25B)

Like Career Day, this had a great concept but eh execution. I think this is considered the worst episode by fans? I don't agree with that entirely, but it is weak.

Door to Door (Ep.14A)

I remembered this episode being one of my favorites as a kid, and it's still alright, but not as good as I remembered.

The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot (Ep.16B)

I remembered this episode being not great as a kid, but it was better than I expected.

A Room With a Moose (Ep.7A)

Dib should've let those kids face the moose tbh.

Future Dib (Ep.13B)

Good concept, decent execution. If it was given another rewrite it could've been great.

Walk of Doom (Ep.2B)

AKA the favorite episode of everyone making Gir line compilations on YouTube in the early 2010s.

Lice (Episode 17B)

Dib seemed weirdly out of character in this one and Zim probably should've gotten more play, but it was still enjoyable.

Abducted (Ep.16A)

I'll never forget you, weird blob creature.

Mysterious Mysteries (Ep.13A)

I find the implication that Zim actually accepted an invite to appear on a human TV show funnier than I should.

Hamstergeddon (Ep.7B)

The only reason Zim failed is because he tried this plan on a hamster. If he tried it on a DOG then he would've won, easily. Dogs listen to you, hamsters only seek to cause mayhem.

Battle Dib (Ep.6B)

Considering how little his dad was around at this point, it's amazing Dib knew as much about him as he did.

The Wettening (Ep.5B)

One of Zim's most effective plans, and it was just to get back at Dib for splashing him with a puddle. Incredible.

Bestest Friend (Ep.3A)

Keef scares me.

Parent Teacher Night (Ep.2A)

Has probably the single funniest Zim shriek in the whole show.

Bolognius Maximus (Ep.11A)

I've seen some weird stuff in cartoons, but I'm not sure anything can top "Turning my enemy into sentient bolognea to defeat them."

Battle of the Planets of Doom (Ep.15)

Pretty good episode, and it reminded me that the "Face on Mars" is a real thing.

The Girl Who Cried Gnome (Ep.24A)

Moofy's screaming can get to be a bit much, but otherwise this was a stupid episode in a fun way.

Mortos Der Soulstealer (Ep.23A)

Shoutouts to Dib who was so focused on stopping Zim he didn't even consider trying to show off Mortos to prove demons are real. Kid has a helluva one-track mind and I relate.

Vindicated! (Ep.25A)

More like Mr. Dicky. Got'em.

Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain (Ep.8A)

All things considered, it's incredible that Zim had the patience to stand Gir piloting the house for a full year.

Bloaty’s Pizza Hog (Ep.10B)

It's a good thing Zim never targeted Bloaty's at all. Gaz would've ended the whole show in 10 minutes if he did.

Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff (Ep.19A)

I keep thinking this episode is called "Gir's Gone Crazy and Stuff" which lead to two of my friends misreading it as "Girls Gone Crazy." Oops.

Germs (Ep.4A)

Zim being a clean-freak is the funniest character trait he's ever been given. I will not be taking in outside input.

FBI Warning (Ep.14B)

This episode made me afraid of renting things as a kid.

Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars (Ep.22)

The scene between Zim and Dib when Zim realizes Dib is in Tak's ship is the funniest interaction in the whole show, both performance and animation-wise.

Dibship Rising (Ep.24B)

Dib faced less consequences for a robot him wreaking havoc than he did when he threw a cup of punch on the ground

Dib’s Wonderful Life of Doom (Ep.19B)

And the award for the Most Hilariously Petty Act goes to.....Zim!

Hobo 13 (Ep.20A)

I can't believe Skoodge was voiced by Ted Raimi.

The Frycook What Came From All That Space (Ep.27)

It's unfortunate that the show was cancelled, but this wasn't a terrible episode to end things on all things considered. Almost made things feel like they came full circle...almost.

Game Slave 2 (Ep.11B)

At the time, this probably came off as Gaz being unnecessarily cruel. Nowadays, Iggins would fit right alongside the other Gamers™ so I can say with certainty that he deserved it.

Dark Harvest (Ep.4B)

...Ok yeah, I'll give this one to the parents of the 2000s. I have no idea how this episode got greenlit.

Walk For Your Lives (Ep.20B)

This is Zim at his absolute stupidest. It's a riot.

Plague of Babies (Ep.10A)

Ayo what the fuck

Nanozim (Ep.3B)

na-no

Megadoomer (Ep.17A)

This is the most cooperative Gir has been short of being hypnotized. Wow.

Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom (Ep.12)

Honestly, Zim and Dib need to put aside their differences for like a month and get some damn therapy.

Zim Eats Waffles (Ep.23B)

This episode is stupid. So, so stupid. It's also incredibly funny and is the first episode that comes to my mind when I think of Invader Zim.

Attack of the Saucer Morons (Ep.5A)

I like this one a lot. Why?...I dunno I just do, it's funny. Leave me alone.

The Nightmare Begins (Ep.1)

The crew really hit the ground running with this show, huh?

Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy (Ep.8B)

Real talk, this was a great balance of humor and genuinely telling an interesting Zim story.

Planet Jackers (Ep.9A)

I love that Zim's final plan was just to let himself get the shit beaten out of him to distract the drivers from his ship. Zim may be dumb, but he's smart dumb.

The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever (Ep.21)

Can we get Jhonen to write more Christmas specials?

Tak: The Hideous New Girl (Ep.18)

Easily the best episode of the original show imo. It's just really well-written, even if it does take a little longer than you'd expect to get to the real meat of the episode. Also, I probably quote "Your head smells like a puppy!" the most out of any Invader Zim line. No I will not elaborate.

Enter the Florpus

Everything that made the original show great but in HD and with some genuine heart to it. I do prefer the original designs from the show itself (sharp angles for LIFE) but the coloring here is just so pretty I hardly mind. If this is the last animated Zim thing we ever get, it's a great note to end things on.

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