#and then she was like

[sarasidlesaid]

I think Captain Janeway maybe vomited in her mouth a little when the Admiral Janeway said Seven had a husband.

#star trek voyager #star trek #seven of nine #voyager #captain janeway #captain kathryn janeway #j7 #janeway #kathryn janeway #she got serious again quickly #but she was disgusted #and then she was like #chakotay hates her #also that’s my girlfriend???????

[boxur]

having a psychologist for a mom sucks because occasionally she'll be like "i think your father gave you an attachment disorder" YEAH???????? YOU THINK??????????????????????? THAT'S CRAZY

#txt #LIKE. we were talking about my sister so the context was that she said that about Her first #and then she was like #And you too btw #like! OKAY!!!!!!!!!!! THAKNS!!!! I KNWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rofax]

Happy Halloween from two generations of Space Witches!

(Couldn't get the third generation to sit still for photos lol)

#ro talks #it me #space witch #costume #happy halloween #the other space witch is my mom in a costume i built for her #she was very skeptical till i had her try it all on #and then she was like #oh this is cool actually

[castiel-left-his-mark-on-me]

Danneel (probably): Mish ... look at Jensen like you love him.

Misha: Easy.

#cockles #jdm #danneel ackles #misha collins #jensen ackles #and then she was like #Jensen #look proud to have his love #and Jensen was like #i am 😊

[misconceivedcapricorn]

Identified AU where Penny can just pop her head off

#She found out by accident #and then she was like #this is rad

[biffybobs]

Proud Mum moments 🥺

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #nsb2 #nsb2 morganite #bodhi pizzazz #khali pizzazz #and then she was like #GIVE ME ANOTHER GRANDCHILD #hehehe

[bookerdwitt]

I think if a ghost wanted to haunt my house she could. she just needs to be polite about it.

#when I was a kid I talked to a ghost in my grandpas house and we sat on my sisters bed #(me and my sister shared a room at his house) #and talked and she had a visable gunshot wound in her chest #and then she was like #I need to go now he's coming #and no sooner did my grandfather come into my room and tell me to go to bed

[thewomanwithmissingfingers]

My mum thinks that the thing between me and a new friend is actually like… a possible fucking relationship, she even was like “i think he could be good for you” likeee WHAT bitch i am fuckin crying inside why is it literally the cliche of trying to get your mentally ill goth daughter to date a nice normal boy for good appearances. hate everything

#and then she was like #as long as ur aware #like yeah ok im probably gonna stop hanging out #with any of my few amount of male friends #so fuck it im gonna be loner again

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

.

#my sister asked me #what i think she looks like she smells like #but i dont rly associate ppl with scents so i was like ?? idk #and then she was like #okay i think u smell smoky peppery and musky #which is interesting bc i dont rly like stereotypically girly perfumes #i always like more neutral ones and more woody musky ones for lack of better descriptor words #like i bought a perfume recently that no one else ik would wear but i like it sooooo i bought it #its a gender neutral one #anyways i couldnt answer her question #whoops #mehrtalks

[ofdinosanddais1]

Me, writing my current writing fixation: "What if the dragons had a democracy?"

#yeah let's try democracy #god fucking damn it #dragons #fantasy writing #fiction #writing #the dragon democracy doesn't even have any huge part #and there's only one living dragon with like a hundred eggs #and the other dragons died because they were bad at communication which led to a lot of territory disputes #so they all killed each other while one of them stole all the eggs she could find and fucked off to a mountain #and then she was like #and then she became friends with some guy whose town was destroyed because of multidimensional creatures #and then helped him save the realm #and then found out someone was wanting to do that again so she was like #fantasy #aesadell

[blackllghtburns]

darling angel 🖤🖤🖤

#work adventures #i love her so much #she still is unnamed tho #I can’t believe that two weeks ago?? she was almost dead #like she was so lethargic one Sunday when I went into work. but I gave her fluids and syringe fed her #and then she was like #well. i guess I’ll live but I’m not happy about it. #and now she’s doing great 🥺🥺 #she’s gained 8 ounces #she’s mostly with me because it’s the holiday weekend #and she has some hair loss that she’s recovering from #but gosh I love her. I’m very glad she’s okay #and that she now eats on her own lmao #I don’t mind syringe feeding but it is Cumbersome

[kimbobbp]

just another day of my mother projecting her stress and anger and frustration onto me and putting words into my mouth

#istg she walked home and the first thing she said was "are you going to go w your friends on a picnic tomorrow? #knowing full well that we both had had a conversation about it TODAY just a few hours ago #and i was like #yeah #i told you #and then she was like you need to do more math your workbook isnt enough #and agian #weve had this conversation bEFORE #A WHILE AGO #AND SHED SAID WHAY ID PLANNED TO DO WAS FINE #and then she was like #all the other kids are getting tutored and i know for a fact that if you say you dont have a tutor other people will think youre lying #and you will lose all your friends bc they will think youre lying #be grateful that you only have to self study #and not go to classes #like #i hadnt fucking said anything #why are you putting this on e #i told you that i finished my studying for the day #why are you telling me this #i need to get tf outta here #noah vents #noah rants

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

#my mommys cookie recipe except she makes them peanut butter cookies and i dont like peanut butter so we’re doing sugar cookies #sure hope nothing weird happens

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

#wrenfea.article #theres a video in the article #her name is gaia and shes 8 months #shes part of the AZA breeding program #i now have a reason to visit utah #leetle baby gorl #black footed cat #conservation news #conservation #zoos #animals #also the highest successful kill percentage for big cats is like. 25% #so 60% is fucking crazy

[raskolnikovslawyer]

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

#she has to make a drinkable concoction one of these days right? #like. statistically #x