#and then the fuckin Kingdom of LA

[hua-fei-hua]

HAPPY! BIRTHDAY! part2 bc i realized its also wipwednesday :3c you should post a snippet for old times sake

HI HIIII THANK YOU STAR!!!! i honestly thought you were finally gonna deliver on that promise to ask abt the yaoi metanarrative so that i could have a reason to rant about it to people but like mark my worms that will be up on the neocities anyway soon enough

also EXCUSE U. we did six sentence sundays not wip wednesdays smh

fortunately For You i have Actually Written.... 197 words today (so far) so there is indeed something new for you to see hehehe

this is so hard none of them feel particularly good out of context. here's something i wrote on a car ride in my talk-to-self discord channel that has no context whatsoever:

will it ever be used for anything?? idk!! it'll probably be worked into something, if i remember it hehe

#asks #stardust-make-a-wish #today at work the kids started playing pretend n called it 'a regular day in minecraft: day x' #and it turned into the story of a thief on a server who stole all the diamonds after dying in lava n losing his everything #and then in the end he became king but then his advisor (younger brother lol) came in n killed him #n the kid was like 'and so the king has fallen' and so when we went back inside i showed them fuckin. #'fallen kingdom'. as in the minecraft parody of viva la vida LOL #but the funny thing is that they were actually glued to the video!! and asking questions abt the story happening!!! #and i quickly realized 'OH SHIT THEY'RE ENGAGING WITH THIS STORY I *NEED* TO TEACH THEM GOOD MEDIA ANALYSIS SKILLS NOW' #(they are in third and first grade.) anyway 'fallen kingdom' by captainsparklez is actually really good visual storytelling! #bc i could not understand a single fucking lyric being sung lmao #ALSO i have a strawberry hokkaido cake from le local asian bakery for me cake hehe #also also. i need to make xv kiss. for MY birthday. i might have failed xiao for HIS bday but on god they will kiss for MY bday #(so hopefully update tonight lol)

[lowkeyrobin]

Heyy :) Can you please write headcanons of dating quackity, but in his earlier eras? (like 2019-21 maybe) ❤

ooooo yes of course!!! ; fun fact I've been watching him since 2018 or so (I don't mean this in a "Oh I'm cooler than you way) ; thank you for the request!! this was fun as hell ; I tried to kinda do it in a chronological order but yeah, I did like stuff and then more details of relationship if that makes sense yk???

QUACKITY ; 2019-2021 era

warnings ; language, talk of drugs, jokes about sex

genre ; fluff

word count ; 858

masterlist

Raiding Club Penguin with him and Axel was a core memory for you. It was the first true time, however cringe it sounds, that you saw Alex as your best friend.

he'd always try to make you laugh, especially on stream

such a little tease

back in the olden days, we had those Discord server 'wtf is that food' videos

you guys rank some of them and how likely you'd eat them

also ranking Discord memes

so many of them were dumb shit or weird shipart from like 2015 deviantart LMFAO

"guys I know me and y/n are dating but that doesn't mean compare us to Shrek couples!"

"I thought Thanos was your true love?"

"He-He is! Oh my God, stop being so desperate, y/n. ugh"

once he got invited to the Dream SMP, you were all ears and proudly taught him how to play Minecraft

you made his alt skin with the tuxedo, which he didn't wear often, but used in lore some time later

youd often help him with lore ideas

he also got you invited into the SMP where he introduced you to some of his new friends

you knew schlatt and some others, but most of these people were new and it was nice meeting all of them

the fiances are established and then you and quackity are already a think and you also like karl, which creates a weird love rectangle with an open end because you and sapnap are sharing the other two 💀

lore goes fuckin crazy with that

while Karl's off making Kinoko Kingdom and Quackity's running Las Nevadas, you're building El Tropicana, off in the far away jungle biome

Alex would usually stream and translate Mexican soap operas, which you joined in for sometimes

you'd give the characters different voices and twist their words up a bit to make it more entertaining for chat

the amount of drug talk that went into that was wild

also the amount of queer kids bullied in those schools?? yikes on bikes

also the one with that girl who got in trouble for kissing a boy on the playground or whatever that was?? Jesus christ man

youd both act put the scenes on occasion and use Tiger as whatever kid was being yelled at if she was in the room with you

taking a break halfway through stream for him to play guitar and for you to karaoke to fuckin Bo Burnham

also making fake joints out of paper he had laying around and "lighting them up" aka setting paper on fire next to a PC and your faces

Jackbox streams with the Feral Boys until 3am>>>

Paranormal Activity in the middle of the night went so fucking crazy

teaching Bad how to play GTA is your favorite memory with those two

playing horror games and watching him play horror games with Karl while he visited him

how dare he leave you all alone (you couldn't go because you had a busy schedule)

your chats shipping the hell out of you and your dsmp characters

hella fanart and fanfictions man

try not to laugh streams where you always ended up laughing before the ten minute mark because of him

he purposefully does shit to make you laugh

reading fanfiction on stream was a regular activity especially for y/s/n

youd rank the book on a scale from one to ten and how accurate to real life they were

"nahhhh that one doesn't have enough Thanos, two out of ten"

"yknow what... were gonna have our own tier lists... okay?"

"damnit... does this mean I'm not getting laid later?"

"what"

promoting the quackityhq merch religiously

also stealing whichever beanie he wasn't wearing, either the LAFD one or the plain black and blue one

him tying you to a chair and forcing you to laugh was a common stream plot

tweets that were either very inconspicuous about drugs, very sexual, or very old married couple vibes

youd both be frequently trending on twitter

hot wings or dare streams with Bad >>>>

playing girls go games and hoping you wouldn't give his PC a virus

sitting in the inflatable pool fully clothed, playing with children's bath toys

he'd for sure be the type to fall for his best friend

whether it be all the way back then or just now, he could go forever without feeling any feelings but one day they'll show up and the nervousness begins

he'd lend you a hoodie if you were cold in his room and he just straight up begs you to keep it

lots of just staring at you while chat ships you, like genuinley just zones out on your pretty face

would probably doubt his feelings at first and talk to his mom about it and she's like "boy you have a crush. Go ask them the hell out, you're a handsome young man, I'm pretty sure they like you too"

"mOooOooOoOoM"

genuinley spoils you with no good reason and after a while you just accept it

he starts sending good morning and good night texts

he'll repost (or reblog) (he has a secret tumblr) fanart of you two, especially if it's shipart

will constantly send you clips of movie characters making out or kissing and say "this should be us"

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #quackity x reader #alex quackity x reader #quackity oneshot #quackity headcannons #quackityhq x reader #quackity #qsmp x reader #gender neutral reader #gn reader #they/them reader

[spheresr4cubes]

Thoughts on the Mario movie

THE PROS

--Stunning animation! I mean, Jesus Mohammad Christ, the lighting?! The facial expressions?! The textures?! The weight of things falling and hitting and cracking?! The translation of 2D side-scroller to 3D world?! J'adore!!

--Genuinely horrific intro to the Darklands. Like, I was actually terrified for Luigi, especially the last shot with the Shy Guys in the castle.

--The world designs! If there's anything Illumination excels at, it's funky little societies, and the Mushroom Kingdom is no exception.

--The Battle with Francis the Dog, not only for the fantastic facial expressions of Francis himself, but for showing off how Mario and Luigi interact when faced with a problem (Luigi holding up a mirror as a shield mirrors [ha] how he protects Mario at the end of the movie). Also, the placement of the opera music over the madness happening when the plumbing goes haywire was *chef's kiss*.

--Hair flippies <3

--"Peaches"

--The voice acting: Charlie Day strikes a very interesting balance between Luigi's game voice and a real person, which makes him feel familiar at the same time as adding depth. And of course, Jack Black sounds like he had a lot of fun as Bowser, and I got chills twice during his lines.

--Existential luma

--Mario and Luigi apparently dress the way they do as a way to brand the look for their new business, and I love that. They feel out-of-place in their world somehow and fit better into the Mushroom Kingdom (which may just be the fact that their designs were meant for that world, but ce la vie, that's how it felt).

--THE HUG. I did not want to see this movie at all until I started hearing people talk about the relationship between Mario and Luigi as actual brothers. I haven't played any of the games with story, so I don't know how the film's take compares, but I do have a little sibling whom I love dearly and would absolutely learn the physics-bending rules and fight the same battles as Mario does if it meant getting my sister back. Does it feel a little fanficky? Sure. But it works.

--Actually, the whole Mario family's dynamics work, and there were so many little details and interactions I caught just on the first watch that build so much character with only a few scenes of dialogue. Mario being athletic before the events of the movie, never knowing when to quit, being defensive about his career choices and how they affect Luigi, who would follow him anywhere; Luigi being the most supportive person, even singing Mario's praises in the face of a big scary monster, never losing hope even when things are looking dire; their parents being more concerned than outright disappointed in their choices, trying to be supportive but missing the mark.

--Speaking of Mario never knowing when to quit and Luigi being a supportive person, no one in this movie really learns anything... and that's okay! The feelings that everyone has about how things should be end up being what keeps them going until the world(s) agree with them. Peach, for example, cares tremendously about the Toads and will do anything to keep them safe, which she does!

--Bowser is actually terrifying! Sure, he has his silly moments, but the badassery absolutely outweighs them. I had no doubt that he would actually commit mass murder, especially toward the end of the movie when the anger from being turned-down really comes out.

--Peach running the obstacle course in heels and a full gown (I have done something similar in a full skirt and bodice, and it was fun to watch on screen).

--FUCKIN TEAMWORK, YA'LL

THE CONS

--How many times do they have to title-drop? After seven, I was really getting tired of it. Like, yes, we know it's the Super Mario Brothers, we are aware.

--Illumination has a brand of comedy, and it is not absent from the movie.

--I'm not too familiar with the lore of anything, much less Donkey Kong, but... he never struck me as the fratboy type?? Like, sure, the dynamic kind of works when he interacts with others, but it felt... off.

--The voice acting. I saw this one coming, honestly, and I think I blame the studios more than the actors (I can't help but have sympathy). Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong felt wrong to me. Same with Cranky Kong, as if something in the voice did not match the character somehow. I'm not sure how to describe it. There were times where the same issue arose with Peach, Mario, and the main Toad as well, like there's a disconnect.

--Lots of very bright colors in both Brooklyn and the Mushroom Kingdom, which softens the blow of actually arriving in another world. I get that this is more of a children's movie, and children love bright colors, but do you know the feeling you got when first seeing Dorothy step out of the sepia-tone house into the technicolor Land of Oz? That feeling was missing here.

--Someone used a lot of the budget on copyrighted songs, and it gets distracting. ("Mr. Blue Sky" is already intrinsically linked with a complete other fandom in my mind, so its addition really threw me out of the story).

OVERALL

The Mario movie was good! I enjoyed it, even with its faults, and I would buy the DVD if only to admire the artistry that went into the animation and screenplay. There were still times I absolutely would have screamed "HELL YEAAAHHH!" had I not been in a public theater.

10/10 visuals

10/10 foley

6/10 voice acting

7/10 plot execution

8/10 characterization

Judgement: Would recommend, even if you don't know lore!

#mario bros #Mario movie #mario #luigi #peach #bowser #animation #2023

[longsightmyth]

I was sure his regard was due to the fact that I was the first Maiden in centuries. People always stared when I was in public, whether they were guards, Lords and Ladies in Wait, or commoners.

...I'm sorry what. Centuries? CENTURIES?!

I had to rewind to a previous exposition dump to make sure I wasn't misremembering that the whole big two kingdom war happened 400 years ago.

They were guards from the Rise—the mountainous wall constructed from the limestone and iron mined from the Elysium Peaks. Ever since the War of Two Kings ended four centuries ago, the Rise had enclosed all of Masadonia, and every city in the Kingdom of Solis was protected by a Rise. Smaller versions surrounded villages and training posts, the farming communities, and other sparsely populated towns.

I WASN'T.

Just like fantasy authors so often forget to look into why an infeasibly large army is. Well, infeasible, I think some don't consider the length of time involved in things?!

If there hasn't been a Maiden Capital M in centuries, then the traditions would have had to be looked up or barely remembered or -

Ma'am the united states is 246 years old?! The roman empire lasted approximately 500 years and we still remember that as one of the longest lasting empires?!

(Granted the roman republic happened prior but - look you get my point)

These time periods are vast! Humans live less than 100 years by and large! Until you tell me these people live longer than that -

Wait the long lost Atlantian Prince had BETTER FUCKIN BE just leaning into legend or something istg 400 years down the line -

Do you know how long the Plantagenets, famed rulers of england, kept their dynasty on the throne? If you count the cadet branches (hell, if you decide for some ungodly reason to count the tudors) that's LESS than 400 years. If you do not count the tudors but DO count Lancaster and York it's about 200! The Plantagenets! Do you know how many rulers were involved in that timeframe?!

I am just saying please look up your timescales oh my god

Anyway back to the original 'first Maiden with a capital M in centuries' point: I sincerely hope the 'traditions' are going to be presented a la the 'traditions' in dragonriders of pern, which is to say, often based on imperfect-and-mis-understandings of orally passed down history, the slow evolution of language over time, and damaged physical writing.

#myth rags on fba

[haisley]

Jordan said on stream something about if he was a famous celebrity and had a child the “quirky” name he’d give it is Rahmael

I have no fuckin clue why but you bet your ass I’m making ducklingduo content of this

Specifically fae!ducklingduo with true names and getting separated dramatically a la fallen kingdom style and Tubbo proving to his father who has been turned paranoid from betrayal and possession by the darkness that yes I am your son I am really him I have to be because I know his/my true name and not even the darkness knows that

The wave of relief and hope that crashes over Jordan when he hears his son speak his true name with the full weight and power that he himself imbued it with when Tubbo, no when when Rahmael was first created and gifted to him makes him want to sob

He can practically smell the sweet scent of the chorus blooms his son came from, can feel the gentle breeze of the enderian forest as he picks up this bright eyed and giggling gift from his lady.

#ducklingduo #fae!ducklingduo #he is home and safe and his son is really truly here in his arms and Jordan would rather destroy the fabric of the universe than let go

[insidious-apple]

It’s spotify wrapped time

the whole fuckin thing

1. Soldier Poet King by the Oh Hellos 2. Test Drive by John Powell 3. She’s a Handsome Woman by Panic! at the Disco 4. 5 Years Time by Noah And The Whale 5. Meet Me At Our Spot - Live by THE ANXIETY, WILLOW, Tyler Cole 6. Once Upon a Time by Toby Fox 7. Buttercup by Jack Stauber 8. Waving Through A Window from Dear Evan Hansen 9. Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World 10. Camisado by Panic! at the Disco 11. My Ordinary Life by The Living Tombstone 12. Hang ‘Em High by My Chemical Romance 13. What I Got by Sublime 14. Wild Heart by Bleachers 15. ROOFTOP RUN: ACT1 by SEGA SOUND TEAM, Tomoya Ohtani 16. Vegas Lights by Panic! at the Disco 17. Death By Glamour by Toby Fox 18. Life By The Sea by Tubbo, CG5 19. I Was a Teenage Anarchist by Against Me! 20. Shut Up And Drive by Rihanna 21. Daniel In The Den by Bastille 22. Forbidden Friendship by John Powell 23. LA Devotee by Panic! at the Disco 24. Thanks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy 25. Metal Crusher by Toby Fox 26. No Shows by Gerard Way 27. Heaven Is a Halfpipe (If I Die) by OPM 28. Kyouran Hey Kids!!! by THE ORAL CIGARETTES 29. Romantic Flight by John Powell 30. Peach Fuzz by Caamp 31. space girl by Frances Forever 32. Crooked Teeth by Death Cab for Cutie 33. Even Flow by Pearl Jam 34. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage by Panic! at the Disco 35. Home by Toby Fox 36. Rät by Penelope Scott 37. The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You by My Chemical Romance 38. I Wanna Get Better by Bleachers 39. Coming Back Around by John Powell 40. Superseded (feat. Adam Tell) by Simpli, Adam Tell 41. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon 42. Speak Easy by 311 43. Brazil by Declan McKenna 44. Jolene by Dolly Parton 45. Don’t Look Back In Anger by Oasis 46. The Curse of Curves by Cute Is What We Aim For 47. You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood | Glue70 Mashup by Shokk 48. Concrete by Lovejoy 49. Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind 50. Savior by Rise Against 51. Coconut Mall by Arcade Player 52. Delfino Plaza by Qumu 53. Look Who’s Inside Again by Bo Burnham 54. World’s Smallest Violin by AJR 55. Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon 56. Minecraft Pigstep - Remix by FlyxTheKid 57. Cool Party by Mal Blum 58. I’d Do Anything by Simple Plan 59. INFERNO by Sub Urban, Bella Poarch 60. The Games by Patrick Doyle 61. Dogsong by Toby Fox 62. Second chan... by sunscin 63. Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths 64. Run-Around by Blues Traveler 65. This Is Berk by John Powell 66. Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown 67. Pretty Pimpin by Kurt Vile 68. Here (In Your Arms) by Hellogoodbye 69. Cardiac Arrest by Bad Suns 70. Undertale by Toby Fox 71. Syndicate by Derivakat 72. It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish by My Chemical Romance 73. Mary On A Cross by Ghost 74. Rollercoaster by Bleachers 75. POLTERGEIST! by CORPSE, OmenXIII 76. Bubble Toes by Jack Johnson 77. But It’s Better If You Do by Panic! at the Disco 78. Choice by Jack Stauber’s Micropop 79. Kingdom Dance by Alan Menken 80. Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson 81. Make You Mine by PUBLIC 82. Fallen Down by Toby Fox 83. Hidden In the Sand by Tally Hall 84. Content by Bo Burnham 85. Mama by My Chemical Romance 86. Good Day by Luce 87. Jamie All Over by Mayday Parade 88. Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks by Panic! at the Disco 89. Lazy Eye by Silversun Pickups 90. Dead on Arrival by Fall Out Boy 91. I Would by One Direction 92. Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met) by Panic! at the Disco 93. Spider Dance by Toby Fox 94. Rainbow Road by Qumu 95. Domino by Jessie J 96. Joy To The World by Three Dog Night 97. Turn Back Time by Derivakat 98. Ready To Go (Get Me Out of My Mind) by Panic! at the Disco 99. Not So Fireproof by John Powell 100. Hey Julie by Fountains of Wayne 101. No Mercy by The Living Tombstone, Black Gryph0n, LittleJayneyCakes

#spotify wrapped #sorry if u had to scroll past this

[fka-thehomosuperior]

What I'm Listening To

"Coma" by Caroline Polachek

"Mid Air" by Romy & Beverly Glenn-Copeland

"Enjoy Your Life" by Romy

"Mute (ft. Lolo Zouaï)" by Shygirl

"Whale Cock" by Kim Petras

"Fuckin' This Fuckin' That" by Kim Petras

"Mood Swings" by Little Simz

"Vision (ft. Larry June)" by D-Lo

"HISS" by Megan Thee Stallion

"J Christ" by Lil Nas X

"0% (ft. ZillaKami)" by $NOT

"Run the Fade (ft. Eyedress)" by 1999 Write the Future

"The Art of War" by Lu & Wu Tang Clan

"Long in the Tooth (ft. Pos of De La Soul & The Budos Band)" by 1999 Write the Futre

"Journey (ft. Mysie)" by Bondax

"Mr Useless" by Shygirl & SG Lewis

"4Eva (ft. Empress Of & Kingdom)" by Shygirl

"Make You Mine" by Madison Beer

"Stranger" by Sunmi

"One of the Girls (ft. JENNIE & Lily-Rose Depp)" by The Weeknd

"No Hay Ley Parte 2 (ft. Rauw Alejandro)" by Kali Uchis

"Candyman" by Flyana Boss

"Tell Me" by Shygirl & Boys Noize

"Carried Away (Love to Love) [Tchami Remix]" by Surf Mesa & Madison Beer

"Strong" by Romy & Fred Again...

"Bang the Bus" by Maxo Kream

"Should've Wore a Bonnet" by 21 Savage & Brent Faiyaz

"Confidence" by Ocean Alley

"No Evil" by SiR

"Perdiste" by Kali Uchis

"One Night/All Night" by Justice & Tame Impala

"Houdini" by Dua Lipa

"Dash" by NMIXX

"Think U The Shit (Fart)" by Ice Spice

"Shower Song" by Tierra Whack

"ELECTROWAVEBABY" by Kid Cudi

"Count Me Out" by Kendrick Lamar

"Show Me" by Joey Bada$$

"Dark But Just a Game" by Lana Del Rey

"All I Really Want is You" by The Marias

"Not Too Late (Interlude)" by Kali Uchis

"Bury Me (ft. Kelela)" by Pinkpanthress

"Passionfruit" by NMIXX

"Never Need Me" by Rachel Chinouriri

"enknee1" by Hemlocke Springs

"Young Rich & In Love" by Kali Uchis

"Tu Corazón Es Mío..." by Kali Uchis

"Risk" by FKJ & Bas

"Rager Boyz (ft. Young Thug)" by Kid Cudi

"Get Off Me (ft. Travis Scott)" by Kid Cudi

"¿Cómo Así?" by Kali Uchis

Listen on Spotify (with updates & additions): https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1LAg1evO0pRMf4efkpQqry?si=2a38827f831e4e85

#Playlist #Shygirl #1999 Write the Future #Kali Uchis #Club Shy #Hella #orquídeas #Orquideas #Madison Beer #Romy #Kid Cudi #Insano #Music #2024 #Spotify

[nightcoremoon]

a lot of people who criticize spec ops: the line did not understand the game or approach it correctly

“it didn’t make ME feel bad for playing!” you’re stupid.

you’re not supposed to feel bad for the 1s and 0s that the game is made of. you’re supposed to feel bad for the actual real humans who die in real life in the exact same situations that the game is showcasing. you’re supposed to see that the good intentions of the soldier still end up with innocent lives brutally slaughtered by weapons of mass destruction that should not exist. martin walker and joseph konrad aren’t real, but there are dozens if not hundreds (if not THOUSANDS) of walkers and konrads. soldiers who join the military because they wanna fight evil to protect the country, and ultimately end up having complete control of drone missiles that rip families apart figuratively and rip their bodies apart literally. generals who decide not on whether to attack or not attack, but on where to attack WHEN. math degrees who calculate the statistics on how many civilian casualties are okay to reach the goal. and they’ve been doing that since WWII. breaking eggs to make omelettes. for the greater good.

it isn’t about what happens in the game. it’s about what happens outside of the game. it’s about what happens in real life. you should feel very bad because of the military industrial complex creating a narrative that allows you to commit wanton acts of cruelty and feel badass for doing it. for consumers giving money to activision and ea and ubisoft who then give money to the military who use that money to make murder toys for slobbering troglodytes to throw at brown kids so we can steal their nation’s oil. you’re having fun in your ac130 raining hellfire on The Bad Guys. but are they really the bad guys? so says you?

take call of duty 4: modern warfare. american soldiers are saving the citizens of iraqistan from al asad’s violent coup. but then makarov nukes them. what an asshole! then america (and the uk) tries to heroically defend the free world from the evil bastards (who sold chernobyl waste) trying to take over russia from the inside. and that is one way to view it. but here’s an alternative take.

iraqistan is run by an evil fascist dictator. al-asad is a hero who liberates his people and shows the word that we’re not gonna stand idly by and be ruled over, viva la revolucion! oh no, an ally to iraqistan is suppressing us to return us to compliance, whatever shall we do? well, we have an ace up our sleeve. makarov, our friend and ally, has a plan to eliminate the foreign invaders who steal our resources and kill our children and rape our wives. he will lure them into the evacuated city and NUKE THEM to show WE WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED. makarov’s friend zakhaev is trying to do the same to russia, and that rat kamarov is working with the ss141 to keep us under an imperial thumb. zakhaev just wants to defend his people from the bloodthirsty savages who will stop at nothing to get what they want. not 60 years ago we were allies fighting a greater threat. but then they abandoned us to the germans and NUKED JAPANESE CIVILIANS TWICE then pointed nukes at us to coerce us into submission. we raced to have more nukes, we raced to go to space, and when chernobyl exploded america “just stood there and fuckin’ watched.” they are a world superpower who invaded foreign lands and slaughters innocent civilians to claim their resources for their own. and they won’t stop until every russian and iraqistani man woman and child bows down and knuckles under to the dictators. we are freedom fighters who want to protect our loved ones. and then they blew us the fuck up with ac130 gunships.

their primitive religion, our proud faith. their evil empire, our proud kingdom. propaganda.

cod 4 was revolutionary, a fantastic game. but consider the implications and its effect on video gaming culture. and then look at no russian. the us government state sponsored slaughter of an airport. for the greater good. shepherd was depicted as wrong, and died for it, yes. but what about the hundreds of military shooters that only took the aesthetics and missed the point entirely?

spec ops the line was a pushback against the heroics of mass murder with collateral damage everywhere. spec ops the line offered a recontextualization of what the greater good really means, the road to hell paved with good intentions. and that’s what it was until the white phosphorus scene, capping it off like the cherry on top of the sundae. but the game continued after that. you the player and martin walker the character became one and the same entity as far as the narrative went. he lied to you just like he lied to himself. he needed to be the hero because you needed a reason to keep playing. he needed to feel important because you needed to be the protagonist. the game isn’t trying to make you the player feel bad. the game’s messages about how you’re an evil asshole are walker’s internal dialogue. walker lives with the guilt and trauma of being the man who blew up the mother and daughter with white phosphorus. walker did that, and he needed a good reason for it retroactively. the game is a commentary on the soldier’s mentality.

you should feel bad because walker feels bad. the game is trying to show you what it feels like to be the soldier who pulls the trigger. the game is trying to emulate the feeling of regret and shame that veterans feel when they come home. but you the player are different because you only played a video game. you can go home. you can just turn the game off and play stardew valley or minecraft. you have that option. but the people stationed overseas in the military who still have to stay and finish out their tours? they have to stay. they have to linger and stew in knowing that their actions caused innocent civilians to die horribly. slowly. painfully. joseph konrad is the vets who killed themselves because they couldn’t live with knowing the horrors of war. and you are walker. you have the freedom to turn around. to put the controller down. to stop. every step of the way you could have turned around. lugo didn’t have to die. that was your fault. you made this happen by continuing. you turned the page.

your agency enabled this sequence of events.

you did this.

if you don’t feel bad playing this game, you are not emotionally mature enough to play military shooters. you’re a mouth breathing knuckle dragging moron and I don’t with to involve myself with someone as simple as you. I only hope that you never have the resources that bring you to a situation where you are given a choice between harming someone, and not doing so. I fear for the safety and well being of any children you may have in the near future. of any partners you may interact with. and I hope to god you never end up behind the trigger when an innocent civilian’s life is on the line.

because I know that you’d pull it.

[hangezoeenthusiast]

You failed me

multiple x gn!reader

word count: 2,524

warnings: cursing, yelling, arguing, death, angst, blood, explosion, the egg (it deserves its own warning)

synopis: you guys failed me(us)

(the lyrics go with each person, might not get everyone, and also xd’s part is kinda wonky)

song: rät by penelope scott

I come from scientists and atheists and white men who kill God They make technology, high quality, complex physiological Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good They taught me everything, just like a daddy should

Quackity, Karl, George, and Sapnap left you. Your mentors, your friends. The ones who taught you everything you knew. They went to build their little “Kinoko Kingdom” while you stayed in the ruins, the dust. “They’ll regret that.” you swore. You built something better, something greater.

It was called “Las Nevadas”. A place where everyone was allowed. They would remember not to fuck with you. They would soon realize that they should watch their back for the rest of their short, stupid lives.

“Watch out, you guys, I'm watching your every move.”

And you were beautiful and vulnerable and power and success God damn, I fell for you, your flamethrowers, your tunnels, and your tech I studied code because I wanted to do something great like you And the real tragеdy is half of it was true

Wilbur majorly fucked up. He was supposed to be with you to the end, your guys’ country, right? No. He left you behind. He went to find peace, find his heaven, while you stayed on earth, wallowing away until your flesh seeped off your rattling bones, rotting away by yourself, with no one to bare witness.

“Why didn’t you bring me with you Wilbur?” you asked his stupid grave on top of the once L’Manburg. “Why did you get the ecstasy, why do I get the remains?”

“I’m coming for you Wilbur, and when I do, we are going to wreck upon justice on everyone who wronged us, wronged you, they will feel our wrath.”

But we've been fuckin' mеan, we're elitist, we're as flawed as any church And this faux-rad West coast dogma has a higher fuckin' net worth I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like Thomas Malthus Your proposal is immodest and insane And I hope someday Selmers rides her fuckin' train

"Y/n!" Technoblade yelled. "I TRUSTED YOU, AND YOU BETRAYED ME, FOR WHAT, TO BLOW UP A STUPID COUNTRY, A COUNTRY THAT WAS DOOMED TO FAIL FROM THE START." He started to battle you, missing every single swing, blinded by fury.

“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE.”

"LOOK AT ME GODDAMN IT."

You looked up at him in the eyes and boldly said, "No, Techno, don’t you see, you’re in the wrong here, you’re the one who betrayed me." You were blinded by friendship, you couldn’t see that Tommy had betrayed Techno, and that what the Butcher Army did to Techno was terrible.

"What do you mean Y/n, you know what they did, they wronged me, they used me, they tortured me, they gave me hell, so I gave it back to them, I destroyed the things they loved, the people they loved, you see Y/n, those who have treated me with kindness I will repay that kindness tenfold, and those who treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends, I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over, do you understand?"

"No I don't, Techno, you can't do this.” you begged. He pushed you out of the way, "Get out of my way Y/n." “No, I won’t, I won’t let you destroy everything we worked for.”

“Well, then I have to fight you.”

And thus the battle began, Swords clashing against each other, blood spilling from open wounds, friends digging each other into a whole both of them couldn’t get out of. Techno was letting you off easy, he knew his strength, he knew that he could’ve beaten you in one swipe, but he didn’t want to kill you.

So when you had the opportunity, you swept from under his feet, and knocked him down. You placed your blade onto his neck, pressing down until a little drop of blood appeared, “Stay down Technoblade, or I’ll do something worse than try to put you on trial.”

He watched as you walked away from him, trying to save L’Manberg from a worst fate than death itself.

“One day Y/n, you’ll see, I’m on your side.”

I loved you, I loved you, I loved you, it's true I wanted to be you and do what you do I lived here, I loved here, I bought it, it's true I feel so stupid, and so used I feel so used

"Why would you do that Dream? You didn't have to do that." you interrogated. Dream had stupidly blew up the community house. You both didn't plan that, he had gone behind your back. "I had to Y/n, you wouldn't understand."

"What do you mean I don't understand, you went against my back, we were supposed to-" you cut off yourself, "Dream, don't you understand, you did something stupid, and what did you get, you got stupid jail." "The reason I did that is because I needed to isolate myself from humanity." he said, proudness lacing his words.

"What do you mean?" you questioned. "If anyone knows I can revive people, I'm screwed, so that's why I need to be by myself, yeah it sucks major ass, but at least no one else will know, well, besides you anyways." "I have a task for you Y/n/n, I need you to find a way to bring Tommy and Ghostbur in here."

"Why Dream?"

"I'm going to revive Wilbur."

I was your baby, your firstborn, the hot girl in your comp-sci class And I was Darwin's prep school dream, bred, born and raised to kick your ass I fell for circuit boards, rocket ships, pictures of the stars If you could only be what you pretend you are

"PHILZA MINECRAFT COME BACK HERE." you were chasing Phil, through the woody forest, covered by oak trees. He had information on Technoblade's whereabouts and you needed it. You chased him with your enchanted netherite armor, netherite sword and axe, and a few op potions. Your goal was to capture Philza and interrogate him on where Techno's place was. The thing was, you were his child. His own child trying to kill his own son.

He felt betrayed, his own child turned against him and their brother, their family. "The Butcher Army must've gotten to you somehow." he thought in his head. Surely, his darling Y/n didn't do it on their own will, right?

He was incorrect, you did it because you believed that Techno needed to be brought to justice, by punishment. You believed that your own sibling needed to die, because he was a "liability" to L'Manberg's growth and future. He needed to die because as long as he would live his long life with his little enderman Edward, retired, he would still cause trouble to everything you, Quackity, Tubbo, Fundy, and Ranboo had built.

He pleaded, "Stop Y/n, you don't have to do this." You argued, "I do Philza, as long as he lives, my plans for L'Manberg will forever cease to exist."

He felt like shit, you called him Philza, not Dadza, or Dad, or anything besides his normal name. "Did I screw something up?" he asked himself quietly under his breath. "Yes you did Phil, you took the traitor's side." you had heard Phil mumble.

"HE'S NOT A TRAITOR." Phil yelled at you. "Yes he is, he deserves what he is about to get, I will say it again, where is his base?"

"I'm not saying, Y/n, why are you doing this, Techno is your own sibling." "He's not my sibling anymore, that stopped when he destroyed L'Manberg, you're lucky I forgived you." you declared.

"Y/n/n, please don't do this."

"I have to Dadza, I can't let him roam free."

When I said take me to the moon, I never meant take me alone I thought if mankind toured the sky, it meant that all of us could go But I don't want to see the stars if they're just one more piece of land For us to colonize, for us to turn to sand

Bad had tried to convice you to join the Eggpire. You had no effect while being next to the egg, and he had to take you out. People who had no effect towards the egg had to be eliminated.

He was creepily following you, waiting until you stopped to get a chance to capture you. He had hope that you did have an effect, that you would join the Egg with him. He didn't want to kill you, you were his best friend, besides Skeppy of course.

"Come back here Y/n." he said. "No chance in hell Bad, get the fuck away from me." "HEY, LANGUAGE!" he exclaimed. "No language, get away from me, you're creeping me out."

He threw his trident, spinning in the air, trying to catch up to your frantic steps. You were trying to get to Church Prime, where no one could kill anyone, hopefully Bad would abide to that rule. You were just about to step on Church Prime when you bumped into a hard, armored chest.

You looked up shyly, and saw Punz, with his red eyes reflecting anger. "Where are you going Y/n?" he questioned. "Somewhere." you blankly stated. You were desperate, you didn't want to die, or anything else that Bad was going to do to you. You tried to dodge Punz, but he placed a hand on your shoulder, "Stay right here Y/n."

"No, get away from me, I don't know what's wrong with all of you, but go away, I don't want anything to do with your stupid Eggpire." He raged, and grabbed your wrist heavily, "DON'T TALK ABOUT THE EGG LIKE THAT, IT WILL TAKE CONTROL OF THE SERVER, AND YOU ALL WILL BE ITS SERVANTS." "LET ME THE FUCK GO PUNZ." you screamed. You were wiggling in his grip, trying to escape his lunatic self.

While he was holding you, you saw two other shadows behind you. It was Antfrost and Bad. "What do you guys want from me, I didn't do anything wrong."

"You are against the Egg Y/n, people who are like you and Tommy have to die."

"Well, I'm not dying today." you murmured under your breath. "What was that you said?" Antfrost asked you.

You smirked, "I'm not dying today, I'll tell you one more time, let go of me."

Bad and Antfrost walked closer to you, Punz right behind you, all of them cornering you into a tight spot. "What you going to do about it Y/n, you're cornered."

"You'll know when they get here, but for now, you better run boys."

'Cause we're so fuckin' mean, we're so elitist, we're as fucked as any church And this bullshit West coast dogma has a higher fuckin' net worth I bit the apple 'cause I loved you, and why would you lie? And then I realized that you're just as naïve as I am Oh, you're so traumatized it makes me want to cry

"Tubbo, don't do this." Schlatt had unfortunately found out that you were a spy, that you were on Pogtopia's side. He had ordered Tubbo to kill you with fireworks, to light you on fire, give you blisters all over your body. "Please Tubbs, you're my friend." you pleaded.

"I can't Y/n/n, or something worse will happen." he whispered to you. "What do you mean?" you asked. "He can-" he trailed off, looking somewhere else besides your eyes. "Tubbo, you don't have to do what that stupid bastard tells you to do, you're your own person, with your own thoughts and actions."

"I'm sorry Y/n, I hope you can forgive me."

"TUBBO N-" you was cut off by firewords hitting your skin, making blisters and burn marks all over your body. You lost your second canon life, feeling betrayed by Tubbo. He killed you for what, a stupid father who never cared about him in his entire life, a father who exiled his friends that actually treated him like a person, and not like some random piece of trash.

You respawned in your bed, feeling bruises and bumps mostly on your forearms and your back.

"I'll help you Tubbo, I’ll get rid of him.”

You dumb bitch I loved you, I loved you, I loved you, it's true I wanted to be you and do what you do I lived here, I loved here, I bought it, it's true I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused

“Come on Y/n/n, come with me.” Punz begged of you. He wanted you to visit the Egg. You didn’t want to be controlled by a stupid omelette. "I'm not Punzo, why are you so obsessed with that stupid thing."

"DON'T SPEAK OF THE EGG LIKE THAT."

You put your hands in front of you, accidentally touching Punz's chest, "Ok calm down buddy." He didn't calm down and instead yelled at you on why you had to join the Eggpire.

"If you join, you will be forever happy."

"If you join you'll get whatever you want."

You were tired of the members of the Eggpire to convince you to join them, you didn't like eggs anyway. "Punz, for the last time, I'm not joining you, stop telling me."

“Then you have to die.”

So fuck your tunnels, fuck your cars, fuck your rockets, fuck your cars again You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison 'Cause Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts I can't believe you tore humanity apart

“XD!” You were pissed at him, he had destroyed your house, made your friends pissed at you, just everything you liked. All because he wanted you for himself.

He wanted you to be dependent on his every word, and he was being a manipulative psychopath. And you didn’t tolerate that, it was like he was his human counterpart, Dream.

He walked to you with confidence, waiting for to get a hug from you, well, he didn’t get that. You slapped him so hard his head swung to the left.

“WHAT THE FUCK.”

“That’s what you get you stupid son of a bitch. You fucking ruined everything.” “Calm down Y/n/n, what is wrong?” He acted concerned, but you knew that he was faking. He would do anything to get someone’s approval.

“DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT’S WRONG, IT’S YOU, YOUR STUPID PRESENCE IN MY LIFE. YOU KEEP ON WALKING AROUND LIKE YOU FUCKING OWN THE PLACE.”

“Calm down darling, just take some netheri-” you interrupted him by slapping the ore out of his hands. “I don’t need jack shit from you XD, you know what, take back the necklace, I don’t want it.” You pulled the shiny, green emerald necklace off your neck, and pulled XD’s palm out.

You placed the necklace filled with memories, and put it on his hand. You closed up his palm, and walked away, leaving XD to his own accord.

“We could’ve had evertything X.”

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Season 4, Episode 8: An Extremely Chaotic and Incoherent Review

EEEEUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH this was by FAR my least favorite episode so don't expect me to have many kind things to say about it D:<

The Good (what little there was of it):

Robby and Tory were like...the ONLY redeeming quality of this episode

They fucken CARRIED the damn thing, honestly--I don't know if I could have stomached it without them

"Did you just ask me to prom?" "Strictly a tactical move" Okay only Tory and Robby would flirt like this and god is it ADORABLE

While I am cranky that they wasted screen time bringing back Stingray of all people, "You were never a part of this team. You're a buffoon. A joker. An embarrassment." is my new go-to insult and I will now be using it regularly

Lol somehow I forgot that Daniel has other New Jersey cousins who can cause shenanigans. I am always eager for shenanigans

Sam's prom dress is almost the exact shade of pink mine was and thus I am obligated to compliment her fashion sense and color preferences

Also CALLED that her dress would be pink or purple!!! And does she ever SLAY in pink, go get it girl <3

AWWWWW I JUST NOW REALIZED MIGUEL MATCHED HIS BOWTIE WITH HER DRESS

DORKS

Okay I know everything's gonna go to shit later but I'm happy these two get a few minutes of cuteness at least ;__;

Damn...the fact that Shannon was able to pick out red flags with Terry Silver immediately is making her grow on me. Like she's definitely not been the best mom, but the woman has good instincts and I have to respect that. "If there's one type of guy I know, it's a rich guy who wants something" indeed

Shannon might be smarter than I've been giving her credit for honestly

Miguel picking up Sam and spinning her ;_;

GODDDDD why can't they be happy for ONE NIGHT

Moon dancing with GIRLS like the sapphic queen she is!!!!

GOD if only one of them was her new girlfriend and she was off the market to one Eli Moskowitz ;___;

Man why won't they let that relationship DIE ffs

Okay okay back to good things, sorry

You know, I can take solace in the fact that Eli and Demetri did in fact go to prom as each other's date and are just too inconceivably stupid and far back in the closet to realize it

Idiots (affectionate, but frustrated)

Also, Demetri's prom suit is just as delightfully hideous as I've always dreamed it would be, and I am thrilled about that

Additionally, no straight man could ever wear a pac man suit to prom and manage to actually pull it off, hence proving further that Demetri is gay as all hell and just in very deep denial about it

AW, Dem tryna cheer up Eli when Eli’s bitch ass doesn't appreciate his very handsome and sarcastic date just because Dem's not a girl ;__;

At least Demetri looks apologetic when he gets dragged off by Yasmine??? That's something???

Eli's tryna be happy for Dem even though his heart is breaking in a million pieces, god bless

Okay not Yasmine seeming more excited to see Moon than Demetri, who she supposedly flew in from Sydney for

NO SERIOUSLY it's like:

Yasmine, upon seeing Demetri: Ah hey :) What's up, you :) Yasmine, upon seeing Moon: *excited sapphic screeching*

Also not Moon breaking into a huge smile and letting out this elated little "I can't believe you're here! <3 <3 <3" and then breaking into lovesick giggles

And, what? You think I'm NOT going to ship them??? Eat my ENTIRE ass actually

Okay, you know what??? MAD respect for Tory and Robby walking in in an ABSOLUTE power stance

Saw some people throwing shade at Tory's dress, but those people are wrong and leopard print fucks actually

Okay I mean I do appreciate Johnny trying to protect his kid from Terry Sleazer but like...Johnny you IDIOT, this absolutely has the vibes of him taking you to a secluded place to murder you??? Then again, it's very in-character for Johnny to just go anyway

Johnny Lawrence is only the most tragic of idiots

Aw, the WAY Sam looks at Miguel when they start slow dancing

She's so happy ;__;

I'll admit they DO have a few pretty great moments in this episode

Oh my GOD Tory and Robby are so fucking petty and EXTRA and it's absolutely glorious

Look at them, carrying this entire fucking episode on their backs

I can't believe they're just the actual embodiment of the Fake Dating fanfiction trope

Like they legit said "let's go to prom together to piss off our exes and make them jealous" and then actually started liking each other??? Classic fanfic move

Yeah okay the Anthony subplot is mildly amusing, I forget how sassy and hot-tempered Amanda can be

Love that for her though!

"Now why do you think you love your daughter more than your son?" GODDAMN YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO JUST OUTRIGHT CALL THEM OUT LIKE THAT

Okay she got them good with that notepad, I'll give it to her

Shannon was a dancer??? And she taught Robby??? THAT'S SO FRICKEN CUTE

TORY AND ROBBY MY GODDDDDD

THEY CAME FOR MY ENTIRE HEART ACTUALLY

I feel like they just really understand each other and can find a comfort and solace in each other they haven't been able to with anyone else and I think that's beautiful ;__;

AAAAHHHHHH HER HEAD'S ON HIS SHOULDER

She's showing him Soft Tory, where she doesn't feel like she has to be tough and badass ;_;

Pretty sure she was NEVER that vulnerable with Miguel so like

Keenry >>>>> Tori/guel actually

"Are they still watching?" "I don't care" *sobs*

I'll give it to you, Season 4, you got me very emotionally invested in the two dudes who were my least faves last season...that's impressive

ALSO if you look in the background during the Tory and Robby dance scenes, Moon is hanging around RIGHT BY Yas and Demetri the entire time

And I swear to GOD, I caught Moon turning and stealing a couple glances at Yas

Moon has a big fat lesbian crush on Miss Discount Regina George, send tweet

I’m betting she was hanging around Dem and Yas because she was trying to work up the courage to ask if she could “jokingly” cut in, but never could quite be brave enough :( :( :(

No I don’t CARE if I’m reaching actually, this headcanon is giving me a seratonin boost and that’s all that matters

There’s even a super brief shot of Yas and Moon dancing together, so fuck it, I’ll take my lesbian scraps

Aight that's a sick LA-city-lights-at-night shot, I'll give it to 'em

Y'know what? I predicted Eli would be third-wheeling Demetri and Yasmine and NOT Sam and Miguel, so like...I guess I won there???

He's clearly hanging around Dem like a lost puppy, so...at least we got one half of the ship being gay af

As much as you can fuckin win anything when you're getting Yasfuckingmetri shoved down your throat -__-

Alright alright alright I'll admit Stingray beating the shit out of the neighbor who’s got a stick up his ass was pretty damn funny

I GUESS he can get one last moment of glory before Terry Silver pummels him to kingdom come

I'll admit I kinda loved seeing Daniel take a page out of Johnny's book and cut the shit with Anthony, cuz like...I honestly don't think there'd be much other way to get through to him, the way he just...does whatever he wants lol

Also Daniel shouting Johnny's "QUIET!!!" was beautiful

Breaking the iPad was taking it a liiiiiittle far though

"Seems like you're always behind me in line. First Miguel, now Robby. I have a half-eaten cupcake in there if you want some!" DAMN GIRL YOU ARE A SAVAGE

I honestly have to stan, that was a sick burn

Okay, you know what? I was hoping for a karate brawl at the prom because teenagers fighting each other in formalwear is deeply hilarious to me. And this episode DELIVERED on that front. Granted, I was hoping for a larger karate fight that included Demetri and Eli pummeling the crap out of Kyler, but I'll take any prom karate fight.

And like...given Sam’s trauma with Tory and Johnny’s recent influence on her, I’m not really surprised she started shit and tried her luck with “striking first”

Like yes it led to a clusterfuck disaster but it was a neat character beat

TORY PULLING ROBBY INTO THE POOL

THEM GIGGLING

WHY ARE THEY SO ADORABLE

On the upside, I don't think my most beloathed Tori/guel and S*mR*bby are going to be getting back together anytime soon, because Tory and Robby are in fact very into each other

Giving me legitimate hope that Samiguel and Keenry will be endgame because like...I don't think Robby and Tory are going to suddenly stop being utterly smitten with each other any time soon

Look at you smooching kids!!! Happy for you!!!

I would like to personally thank Robby Keene and Tory Nichols for singlehandedly getting me through this episode

Welp, I mean. They couldn't bring back Stingray without having him get his ass handed to him by an unhinged karate grandpa, so like...I guess that's something.

The Bad:

Okay WHY did we need to bring Stingray back? Like

We're all here for the kids and the karate dads and the evil karate grandpas

And we spent a good precious 3 minutes of screentime on Stingray stuff that I don't think anyone cares about

Literally the ONE good thing about bringing the man back is that we got "You were never a part of this team. You're a buffoon. A joker. An embarrassment." but that's IT

They could've used that screentime to actually like. Develop Demetri and Yasmine's relationship a tiny bit so that we actually give half a shit when she flies back to go to the prom with him like???

Maybe have a Yasmine scene where she's in the Sydney airport feeling conflicted, texting Dem or smth. It could be an opportunity to learn more about Yas and develop her a bit outside of just being really obsessed with Demetri or whatever

Like no, this wouldn't make me ship them, but at least it would help Yasmine feel like less of a fucking prop and more of an actual like...person

Right now she's literally just a "coolness prize" and I have 0 emotional investment in her and Demetri's relationship

I also know basically fucking nothing about it, considering we went from her making out with him in the halls and being super embarrassed about it to her being all over him and having no personality outside of it

Like, what, is it supposed to be a triumphant moment when she pops up at prom??? We still barely know her and, again, have basically no reason to be invested in her character OR her and Demetri's relationship

Unless you like looking at hot girls and projecting onto Demetri I guess

Anyways

Bottom line is if the writers actually want me to root for Dem and Yas, the BARE MINIMUM is to give Yas some depth and some personality aside from "horny and occasionally mean"

Also it's real Daniel-and-Johnny-get-the-hell-over-yourselves hours

Maybe have one (1) reasonable, mature discussion instead of jumping at every opportunity to yell at and belittle each other and you wouldn't have so many issues get between your goddamn dojos

These stubborn fuckers are legit so wrapped up in their own self-righteousness that I am starting to very much want to slap them

WHY CAN'T Y'ALL JUST CHILL AND FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT

Okay random little nitpick BUT

I'm so sorry but the little bows on Sam's straps look kind of tacky, don't kill me ^^;

Lowkey distracting D:

Other than that I like the dress tho!!!

Okay SO

MONSTER rant ahead

Literally as soon as we get to the prom everyone starts acting OOC as SHIT, it's insane

Like I shit you not, basically the only ones who aren't acting like they've been replaced by cheap imitation dopplegangers are Robby and Tory

Hence why, as previously stated, those two fuckers carried the entire episode

So for starters the No Homo'ing here is somehow even more atrocious than in Episode 5

And that was BAD

But like yeah of COURSE they have Eli complaining about him and Dem not having prom dates just to make SURE we know they're not each other's prom date -__-

Because god forbid we think they might be on a date for one goddamn second

And also every heterosexual in existence clearly spends every waking moment lamenting the lack of a romantic partner, and can never just...vibe with their friends at dances???

Like Demetri goes "dateless" to prom SOLELY with the intent of hanging out with Eli so he won't be alone, and then the writers make Eli not only appreciate it 0%, but also actively bitch about not having a girl on his arm???

Fuck OFF

It just feels so OOC, too, like...yeah, going to prom without an official date can make you self-conscious, but like...at this point in Eli's arc, I feel like he should kinda be over the need to get a gf for social status, you know?

And let's be real, high school dating (and prom dates in particular) is like 90% about social status

Like it would be one thing if the need to be in a relationship or be desired by girls was something that Eli still has to kind of overcome, but I don't get the sense that's where they're going with this??? It's just like "haha let's make the heavily queer-coded dude SUPER focused on girls so no one will ever suspect he's queer-coded!!!"

I SWEAR TO GOD

Also they deadass flew Yasmine all the way back from Australia solely to No Homo Demetri and Eli once again -___-

Like??? What was even the point of the "Yasmine goes to Australia" plotline???

Seems like they were trying to introduce conflict in Demetri's love life or something, but then they just solved it immediately

"Oh no, Demetri's girlfriend can't go to the prom with him!!!! Jk yeah she can"

Okay??? This made me feel absolutely nothing

Once again obsessed (derogatory) with the fact that the writers cannot ever let Demetri and Eli have ONE scene alone together without insistently sticking in a reminder that they're both straight

Like if they were actually just chillin straight bros you wouldn't need to TELL us they're just chillin straight bros all the time???

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure they don't do this kind of thing with like...Demetri and Miguel. Or Demetri and Chris. Because in those cases, the writers trust us to interpret their bond as purely platonic

But with Dem and Eli??? The showrunners know DAMN WELL how gay they come across, and they gotta constantly try and do "damage control" over it -__-

When will Yasmine's personality return from the war??? More at six

I'm still so upset that she went from being horrified that anyone would think she was dating Demetri to being all the fuck over him, and it happened entirely offscreen

What on earth happened to change her mind about openly dating him??? Guess we'll never fucking know

I can't believe I deadass said "maybe Yasmine and Demetri dating won't be so bad"

I really trusted the writers to portray it as the shallow fling it was set up as instead of like...the high school sweetheart romance of the century I guess

What--and I once again cannot emphasize this enough--the FUCK

Guess I am BooBoo the Fool

Here I thought these ultimately empty, shallow high school relationships would actually be shown as being

You know

Ultimately empty and shallow

Cobra Kai really tryna tell us "if you and someone in your high school find one another attractive and kiss a few times, y'all are absolute soulmates and you have found true love"

EXCUSE ME, you're telling me the SAME Demetri who put his arm around a shaved, sadboi Eli and told him he didn't care how he did his hair or what he went by or whether he was into coding or karate, he would always love him and be his best friend--

You're telling me THAT Demetri ditched Eli at the prom to go grind on his one-dimensional girlfriend, and didn't even invite Eli to go dancing with them???

Who the hell is this pac man-wearing fuck and what has he done with my boy??? This is character assassination of the highest caliber

Are you fucking SERIOUS??? They're having Eli still be hung up over Moon??? Bro you dated her for like 2 minutes, and we're literally never given any reason to think it was because of something other than just her being hot and popular. And now it's been, what? Like a year???

The writers will not let Eli move the hell on, despite the fact that Moon clearly has, and it pisses me off so much. Eli needs to let Moon go, and the narrative really should not reward him for being hell-bent on rekindling a romance that seemed to be based on literally nothing except physical attraction anyways

See but I KNOW it's going to and that angers me on a deep and profound level

Like my dude high school relationships end all the TIME and that's FINE! Teenagers are just getting used to an onslaught of hormones and experimenting with romantic relationships, and people in high school are constantly growing and changing so much that it's difficult to really build a lasting romantic relationship. When hormones and attraction are that intense, it's not uncommon at all for there to be a very strong spark for a little bit and then it completely burns out. With Hawk and Moon, we were never shown any deeper connection between them to build a lasting relationship off of. The fact that we're just supposed to take the writer's word for it that it was a deep and profound relationship with these puberty-riddled high schoolers is just ridiculous.

On that note, Eli thinking his first high school girlfriend is his soulmate or smth is also ridiculous. Although Eli is chaotic, intensely emotional, and sometimes kind of impulsive, we're shown he's overall an intelligent dude--he should really be smarter than this :/

Also ALSO in Episode 5, he showed basically NO signs of still being into Moon (aside from "oh when did she and Piper break up?"). Like he literally was completely focused on Demetri and Yasmine until Moon talked to him directly! And when Dem asked him about it, he seemed to have accepted the fact that Moon had a girlfriend and was legitimately ready to move on.

And now all the sudden he's being a piney sadboi for her again??? Because...she's available, and he's not allowed to move on for some reason??? Fuck OFF

I'm telling you, character assassination all AROUND in this episode

"We have to show Eli continuing to be obsessed with his first girlfriend instead of defining himself outside having a gf and trying to heal the friendships he drove a stake into last season, which are really more important to his overall character arc"

Like what a weird and vaguely gross writing choice

Moon really deserves better than to be endlessly pined for by a clingy ex who just will not let sleeping dogs lie I guess

Like I don't think I need to say it but your ex from a two-month relationship still being hung up on you like a year later proooooobably shouldn't be portrayed as a good thing. Or romantic. Or flattering in really any way. Especially when you've shown literally 0 signs of having any lingering feelings for him at all.

Sorry if I'm repeating myself, I'm just really angry about fucking H*wkM**n being pushed on us in such an insanely poorly-done way

I mean I wouldn't like it being pushed on us regardless but the way they do it is especially Cringe

Anyways I'm being reminded that as much as I've come to despise Yas/metri, I'll always despise H*wkM**n more

At LEAST Yasmine and Demetri had wedgies to bond over

WHAT do Hawk and Moon have in common?

The answer is ??????????????????????????????????????????

ANYWAYS

I guess eventually I'll have to stop ranting about this and start ranting about everything else I hated in this episode

So remember how I said everyone is acting egregiously OOC this episode??? I sure as hell didn't just mean my boys Demetri and Eli

Do not even get me STARTED on Miguel

Actually no, I WILL get started on Miguel, whether you like it or not

So Tory and Robby walk in and Sam and Miguel are Big Mad, right

Understandable, have a nice day. BUT

Both Sam and Miguel have heavy trauma centered around Tory and Robby. Robby paralyzed and nearly killed Miguel, and Tory severely assaulted Sam with seemingly-murderous intent twice

Naturally you would think one or both of them would have, perhaps, a goddamn panic attack--or at LEAST want to get as far away from their former aggressors as possible, instead of just standing around and shooting glares at them

With Miguel it's especially egregious because like. Your girlfriend showed you the scars she got from Tory in the hospital, and you know she's been badly hurt by this girl. And you can't be bothered to check up on her and make sure she's okay when she starts acting tense, upset, and anxious around her former attacker???

It's outrageous, like...Miguel has been shown to care SO MUCH for Sam, and to an extent he's never had eyes for anyone but her (if you consider Tory a rebound, which...she kinda was tbh). Why the hell isn't he more worried about her assaulter being nearby???

Like the Miguel Diaz I know would have pulled Sam aside like "Hey, are you okay with them being here? If you're uncomfortable we can go home and watch octopus documentaries"

Or at the very least I feel he would have opted to, you know, not DANCE RIGHT NEXT TO THESE PEOPLE WHO TRAUMATIZED HIM AND HIS GF

Like why even??? Just go to the other side of the dance floor, where you don't have to worry as much about like...getting severe PTSD flashbacks

On that topic, literally WHY is Miguel suddenly still into Tory??? He has not been shown to have ANY lingering feelings for her like ALL SEASON

Also this is still the chick who assaulted his current gf, who he has always, sorry to say it, liked better than Tory anyhow

As if he'd EVER pine for Tory when he's with the girl he's liked from DAY FUCKING ONE

I buy these lingering Tory feelings 0% actually

Also bro WHY is Miguel annoyed at Sam for shooting glances at Robby and Tory, like??? Again, this was the girl who BRUTALLY ASSAULTED HER together with Sam’s possibly vindictive ex, of COURSE she's tense and wants to keep an eye on them

To make sure, you know, SHE AND MIGUEL DON'T GET ATTACKED

Which, given these four's history, is not completely out of the question, dojo "truces" aside

Bottom line is Miguel is highkey being a dick and uncharacteristically unconcerned about his girlfriend's legitimate PTSD, and this is NOT the Miguel Diaz I know and love

"I guess Moon's not coming" "I'm sorry, did you say something?" Yo, where are the Cobra Kai writers at? I swear, I just wanna talk

As if Demetri WOULDN'T be checking in on Eli constantly. Ffs that's just what Demetri DOES.

Like Demetri went to the prom solely to keep Eli company, as established before, and now he suddenly doesn't give a shit about sidelining Eli and making him feel super awkward???

And of COURSE the showrunners can't pass up an opportunity to remind us that Eli is totally straight and still obsessing over the ex he had no chemistry whatsoever with -___-

This H*wkM**n shit is gonna make me do a homicide I swear

ARE YOU SERIOUS ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DEMETRI IS LEAVING ELI ALL ALONE ON THE DAMN COUCH TO RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WITH YASMINE??? THEY'RE BOTH JUST FUCKING OPENLY DITCHING HIM???

No way this fucker is really my boy Demetri, they've replaced him with an awful, awful clone

The REAL Demetri and Eli decided not to go to prom and are at Eli's house playing video games this entire episode actually

Because LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOYS

WHERE is management, I am going to throw some hands

Can I throw this entire episode into an incinerator

Except for Robby and Tory, y'all are angels and you can stay

Aight so while I do appreciate Daniel giving Anthony the harsh call-out he deserves, like I said before, breaking the iPad was a LITTLE much

Seems not great to scare your kids into compliance but okay

"You think I broke your heart? You broke mine too" girl what

Sam has literally never been shown to still have feelings for Robby since the breaking-Miguel's-back incident, what the FUCK

Damn, this is really the "try to convince everyone Sam and Miguel still have feelings for their exes and utterly fail at it" episode huh

Like even when Sam talked to Robby at the skate park, she entirely seemed to miss his friendship???

I want to emphasize once again that this is the first we've seen or heard ALL SEASON of Sam and Miguel still carrying ANY kind of torch for Robby and Tory

Even for a silly karate soap opera this shit is just insanely whack

"Tonight was supposed to be for you and me and you ruined it" BRUH

Like your girlfriend is understandably on edge because her previous assaulter shows up, you show 0 concern or empathy about this, and then you get all up her ass for doing exactly what both y'all's mentor has always taught you about striking first and not taking shit???

I mean yes, starting shit with Tory was not the wisest thing to do, but given Sam's trauma and constant concern about Tory coming after her, it's absolutely understandable

Sam lost her temper and lashed out, yes, but it's worth noting that from her perspective she was preemptively striking to get the upper hand in the case that Tory tried to attack her

Which, given Tory's 2 cases of assault against her, isn't a terribly unreasonable assumption--promise to Amanda not to attack Sam or no

Anyways so like...now Miguel is getting mad at SAM and accusing her of RUINING THE NIGHT because she was understandably upset and uncomfortable with her, you know, ASSAULTER being nearby???

Fuck OFF

It's Peak Douche and the most egregiously OOC shit I've ever seen

Like suddenly he doesn't care about Sam's trauma or try to factor it in when she's behaving out of sorts??? Eat my ENTIRE ass

NOT MY BOY

Where the hell is the real Miguel Diaz??? Did someone kidnap him??? Is he playing video games with the real Demetri and Eli???

Sam was more in character than Miguel for sure BUT

She should be much more pissed at Robby for, you know, BREAKING HER BOYFRIEND'S BACK and then looking like he might attack said boyfriend again???

Like it's a little more in-character for Sam to get wrapped up in her rage enough that she doesn't stop to think about how Robby's presence could be affecting Miguel

But she still should have checked in with him somewhat

They BOTH should have checked in with each other when the people who traumatized them walked in, wtf

Like how do you butcher Samiguel so bad in what should probably be the most romantic episode

"You're doing just fine. I love you." "I love you too, Robby" EXCUSE ME

You have the audacity to come here, on the DAY of my Samiguel character butchering, and butcher Johnny Lawrence's character too???

I'm going to light something on fire

Look I hate to be That Guy but lowkey Johnny has been shown to love Miguel more than Robby

Like I don't think either Miguel or Johnny are really in the wrong for that, because like...you can't help that you're just going to form deeper connections and vibe more with some people than others, y'know? And you can't fully help who you love, and how much you love them

Like it's nice that Johnny wants to reconcile with Robby but like

I just CAN'T see him choosing Robby over Miguel tbh

Nor can I see Robby being more on his mind than Miguel while he's in a drunken stupor :/

Damn, first Demetri and Eli, then Sam and Miguel, now Johnny and Miguel...is this episode TRYING to do every single relationship in this show that I like dirty????

And now they're making me watch Miguel cry and ripping my heart in half, as if I wasn't already upset ENOUGH god damn it

In summary AYVKUZDTGWCIYKTDETKCTW (derogatory)

Why

WHY

This episode burned not just my house down but my entire neighborhood down

Look what you've done, Cobra Kai, now I'm homeless

Hol up I need to lie on my couch and cry (derogatory) for a while

Someone PLEASE give me the strength to get through the last two episodes, I'm going to need it :/

#robby keene #tory nichols #keenry #stingray cobra kai #daniel larusso #samantha larusso #sam larusso #miguel diaz #samiguel #shannon keene #terry silver #eli moskowitz #hawk #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai #yasmine cobra kai #moon cobra kai #yasmoon #yasmine x moon #moon x yasmine #binary boyfriends #hawkmeat #elimetri #johnny lawrence #anti hawkmoon #anti yasmetri #anti-yasmetri #anti-hawkmoon #cobra kai #cobra kai season 4

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my unpopular dsmp opinions, some of which genuinely should be popular

c!dream has crossed the moral event horizon and is irredeemable. once you cross that threshold, you're no longer a 'morally grey' character.

pre-recorded, heavily produced lore killed the lore. it was cool, sure, but you completely misunderstand the magic that the smp had when people watched it initially. the story is improv and that's how we like it. we can tell the cc's have lost interest in it, you can admit that to us, we'll understand, just stop lying to me.

c!dream's pov isn't necessary to understand his character or his motivations. if you've watched literally any c!primeboys stream he's basically spelled it out for you.

i don't understand how fans can dislike l'manberg or have claimed to be against it since the beginning. i honestly don't get it. what's so bad about wanting your own spot where you make your own rules and skirt accountability that has been used to technically oppress you before - and, before someone who never saw the earlier streams tries to disagree with this, the og l'manberg crew were imprisoned for shit that everyone else on the server was practically encouraged to do. also, what do you have against fun and happiness?

i think some of you forget that 'hybrids' aren't a thing, discounting c!ranboo. there's no piglin hybrids, c!techno is just a pig. there's no avian hybrids, c!phil is just a man with wings. there's no creeper hybrids, c!sam is just a creeper who's indecently exposed from the hips down. canonically there's no hybrids, and therefore no hybrid discrimination. people ran with that concept too much.

the loss and the fanon rewriting of the early lore up until pogtopia has ruined fandom perception of c!dream and the og l'manberg boys. c!tommy is more morally white than you think he is, and c!dream has always been a villain - he massacres and he kills and he destroys and he schemes and he always has broken his own rules. no wonder the boys wanted their own space after how they were treated.

i think ranboo oftentimes forgets his own lore. he brings stuff up that c!ranboo may have done, such as exploding the community house to frame c!tommy, holding onto Cat, and it goes absolutely nowhere. we've gotten all of these developments in his story but they have never been expanded on, and we're nowhere closer to figuring out his relationship to c!dream and what his other side is and honestly i see no hope that we'll be any closer to knowing even by the end of the year.

your characters don't all have to be morally grey for the story itself to be morally grey. this is fiction - some people can be nothing but evil and others can be nothing but good. being purely good or evil doesn't mean that you're one dimensional, either.

c!dream apologists have ruined c!dream for me. he's not a good person. how about you let me enjoy a villain for who he actually is, rather for than your percieved woobified ragdoll you pass off as c!dream.

the story was better when there was a central writer. it was brilliant back when wilbur wrote it to be that the environment drives the characters and the story, and it was really good in early s2 up until techno's execution day when it was more character driven. since then, the amount of autonomy people have over their characters without any central 'director', as it were, has been a detriment to the story overall. there needs to still be one overarching figure or director or writer.

not everyone is a main character. just because they have a pov, doesn't mean they're a main character. some characters have such little impact on the overall plot and describing everyone as a main character oversaturates the story and makes some characters seem more important than they are.

the egg lore had so much potential up until it didn't. all that built up threat that we were expecting and we still don't even know what the egg wants really other than just controlling people. does it hatch?

genuinely, if there's no major plot developments by the end of the year (and let's be honest, it's a very big possibility at this point), a few of the more prominent members of the server should do a podcast style stream talking about where the story would have gone, because at least then we would have gotten somewhat closer to a conclusion.

c!techno is a villain and an asshole and a bad person. he stops caring for people once their interests don't align with his or if they look at him funny. he makes meta-jokes about his own tyrannical and oppressive nature. stop taking that away from him. he's a bad person. cc!techno does a fabulous job portraying that in a comedic manner and the balancing of him being a deeply flawed person with deeply flawed morals and ideas with his comedically-portrayed stubbornness and lack of willingness to hear out opposing viewpoints is incredible. i want to like characters who are arseholes for the sake of being arseholes, and who refuse to take into account the hurt they've caused either out of self-righteousness or because they don't care, so let me. he's the anti-peacemaker, LET ME HIM ENJOY HIM FOR THAT!!!!

i think tommy and wilbur's way of doing lore is my favourite. relies heavily on improv, voice acting, sprite acting and facial expressions. really shows off the acting props and they pull off the emotional moments well for the insanity of the creative medium.

i'm not a fan of fan-music. i find songs about media i'm into difficult to listen to. coincidentally i'm also not a fan of shit like slam poetry or live music/musicals/pantomimes.

the death of l'manberg killed people's motivation to go on the server casually. i've talked about it more in depth before, but destroying what was a central, driving environment for the story killed momentum and motivation. imagine in an episode of she-ra, the princess alliance just nuke the freight zone and all of the members of the horde just have to deal with it. that would be shit.

until season 3 has some momentum, i'm counting the end of the smp as january 20th. that had a conclusion. season 3 has... whores, technoblade and tommyinnit. that's about it.

i wasn't a fan of the development of c!tubbo joining las nevadas. i preferred snowchester and the walled city conflict. give c!tubbo some backbone and some badassery. also tubbo where's the fucking nuke bro if you're shelving that plotline just tell us on like an alt stream what the plan was i beg

add like 2 or 3 new people to the server so that michael mcchill has someone to talk to and so that there's something always happening on the server. it gives the og's more motivation to return if things are happening in and out of canon and it'll help with momentum, and who knows? maybe they can write their own story/stories.

i really think that c!sam is an underrated character. he's multilayered, extremely interesting, and the dichotomy of his loyalty to his job and how far down the rabbithole that's taken him versus the genuine love he has for his friends that drives him to do what he does out of wanting to do right by them is brilliant. i don't talk about c!sam enough.

STOP HAVING FUCKING VILLAIN ARCS!!! I'M FUCKIN SICK OF IT!!!! i want to see more characters who see everyone else being absolute selfish, abhorrent cunts and go 'if nobody else is going to be a good person, i fucking will'. GIVE ME SOME MORAL WHITENESS!!! IT'S INTERESTING AND MORALLY GOOD CHARACTERS ARE FUN!!!

let tommyinnit build cobblestone towers. everyone bullied him too much for how ugly they were and the one he built outside of the prison looked genuinely really nice. it gives the boy something to do.

i'm a fan of the revive book and the canon lives system. don't ask me why, but i think it might just be the morbidity of it. it adds to c!dream's god complex persona, and i think the fragility of death itself is a really fun concept. not enough fan cc's have made connections with that and c!mumza, and it could make for cool fanfic.

ranboo your house is fucking ugly. it's an eyesore

c!niki, and to some extent now c!jack and c!fundy, are boring me and ruining my mood. i think c!jack is the closest to being an actually interesting sympathetic villain, mainly because nobody else seems to realise that c!niki is a villain. not a good one imo, but she's a villain. c!jack just has the problem of starting a new project over and over and over and over again and because of the slow in momentum for the primary cast, there hasn't been a lot of recent development for him.

not really a dream smp opinion, but if philza went full geordie accent, i would love it. i want him to, in canon, say shit like 'me n ye' instead of 'me and you' and use geordie dialect. i want him to be physically unintelligible because it's funny.

i don't really know what's up with c!foolish but i think he's a dumbass. he had a while to think about c!q's proposal and then changed his mind about joining the guy to admitted to letting him die just because. moron

i wish there was more c!eret lore. i wish he was an actual king with an actual kingdom and actual subjects and royal advisors. c!eret is far too fucking cool to be the king of nothing and nobody. fatten up the kingdom and the castle with people who work with c!eret, and don't just make it tyrannical and dictator-y to prove the point of the server's 'anarchists'. make it a healthy working environment, please - if you want moral greyness, have 'anarchists' who claim to care about the welfare of the server oppose a kingdom of happy people under a fair and just ruler because their ideologies clash.

the server needs more characters who oppose anarchy in more peaceful ways, or passively wish for systems to be a part of. i think a chaos vs order conflict ending only in mutual understanding where everyone understands that they should just leave each other alone would slot nicely into the story that's been created so far.

you need to have watched all of the previous arcs to understand the story. i've seen people argue that they don't need to know about earlier lore to understand the prison, but that's the equivalent of only watching the final season of pretty little liars and expecting to understand the context of what's going on.

some characters aren't that morally grey. some characters, take c!tommy for example, are definitely on the whiter side for the morality scale, he's just an asshole. he's abrasive and rude and a dickhead but he also doesn't agree with terrorism, he's patriotic, he strives for a better world, he's apologetic, but he's also a fucking BITCH.

you can add onto this if you want, but not if you're a c!dream apologist. nobody likes your opinions

#dream smp #dsmp #esclaposhitpost

[imagines-babes]

Only (c!Quackity)

This is with Quackity lore involving  Las Nevadas and Slime. This also has when Technoblade execution,  This is about character quackity. Also, this is without any lyrics so you can play this song anytime you want.  Only by RY X

Warning: curse words, death

Quackity List Masterlist

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“Why should I remember you murder me!” Looking over at sapnap he was confused on why he said that. Quackity lost the faith how the three of them were a couple. The love that once with the two. The pain was not only on sapnap face but quackity’s face as well. It was like sapnap was the kid and his parents were arguing. “Haha, Karl your pretty funny but stop joking around.” Sapnap went in between the two. Quackity as furious. “How are you going to label me like that a fucking murder. You dick.” The man he loved only knew him as a murderer. The one he was going to marry alongside Sapnap only knew him as a murderer. Not only a murderer ut the one who killed him. “Hey, I’m just calling it what it is” No emotion was with karl he didn’t care about this man with the scar across his eye. “Quackity he doesn’t mean it. Come on karl this isn’t cool.” Quackity clapped as he nods. “You know what I had the audacity to come here and fuckin tried to come here to try to get along. And this is the kind of bullshit you greet me with.” Karl just wanted peace and quiet in the kingdom telling him what the kingdom mean. Quackity just gave him a looked expressing what he has been through. How he had to work for everything he got to. How alone he was. How he did everything alone with no help just him. Karl was over Quackity. He wanted him out of the kingdom. Quackity made him feel uneasy to be around. “ You know what Sapnap you're ahead of the military here. I want him to be escorted out of Kinoko Kingdom. I don't feel safe with him here. And I don’t ever want to see him again.” With that karl with back to his library. “You son of a bitch,” “Sapnap I’m leaving. Thank you so much for trying to work all of us out once more but Next time listen to me.”With that quackity started to walk off to his country.

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Quackity walk to Las Nevadas booking for someone. Slime was in the casino working on the inside for the opening. But he wasn’t looking for him. He was looking for y/n. The person he found after the doing with his fiance leaving. Y/n has been with him. They were with him when he was alone. They were in the background of many things. Of the War, The Festival, Doomsday, Dream in Prison, The Egg, and The starting of everyone's new countries. Never violent. Never mean. Shy. Scared. Friendly. They were a nobody. Hiding in places no one could look until they met Callahan and Ghostbur noticed them and started to talk to them every day. Those were the only friend they had until they met quackity. Y/n noticed someone holding a house with a man running up to him. He looked like a pig. The man with the mask handed it to him. Looking past him to notice someone watching. They ducked trying to hide from the masked man. To only get up seeing the man leaving with the pigman entering the cave. They wanted to follow but heard someone rushing right behind the pigman. With a pickaxe followed him in. “You really think you can kill me Quackity.” Hearing the grunts and screams. “You have done so much fucking damage to everything building! All fucking long Techno” “I have a pickaxe and I will put it through your Teeth Quackity.” Waiting for 10 minutes until it was quiet. A little too quiet. Y/n rushed in. They saw him hurt from the fight. Noticing a scar a new scar from this fight. His breathing was sling decreasing. They looked around to see if anyone was looking for him ut nothing. So y/n took him to the place they lived. Somewhere near the portal but far from the community house. Where it was half dessert half forest. They help this man even if they don’t know who he is. Dys passed then that when they hear grunts sitting up from the bed. Y/n walked in to see him look scared looking for his weapons. “They are no weapons in here or your armor. I have put them in a chest for you. And only for you. For now, I need you to stay in bed.” Y/n gave him water. He just looked at them. “I figure you were thirsty from your dry throat.” He nods getting the water as y/n just stood there. Looking around the room. “Well I’m y/n by the way, Do you remember before you passed out?” He just nods booking down on the floor. Yn didn’t want him to relive it. “You can stay here for a while before you have to go back to your cou-” “It’s not my country. Never will be.” He looked at them. “I’m Quackity and thank you for helping me. Are you new?” Y/n shocked their head“I’ve been here for a long time. Just never made myself a resident there. But I’ve seen everything and heard everything. I’m sorry for your fiances.” Quackity didn’t know how they knew their fiances. Why they were sorry. “don't mind me asking but if that is not your country then why fight for it. With those men. I mean you almost died and no one even looked for you.” Quackity didn’t know the answer to that question. Y/n stood walking over to the door, “You know,” Quackity looked at them, “If I were you I would start my own country. New country. Something you love.”Y/n walked out of the room leaving quackity in his thoughts. Maybe they were right. Quackity wanted something new. Something for him and his fiance to own. That night Quackity made Las Nevadas Alongside y/n. No one knew about them until Quackity got residents to live there in las Nevadas for them. Awesamdud or Sam for short. He is the prison warden most importantly the warden of Pandora’s Vault. He is kinda like the righthand man. He is an Anthropomorphic creeper. Next is Foolish_Gamers. He is an amazing builder. His body was like a totem of undying infused with a shark. What Quackity has told y/n was that he wasn't always a totem of undying but a totem of death. Next is Fundy. Wilbur/Ghostbur son. He is a hybrid of a fox. Y/n has heard of them from ghostbur very good things. How quackity got him was from a nightmare he had. If fundy didn’t join he would die. Next is Purpled. He only joined because Quackity blew up his UFO. Plus he somewhat join

if there was money involved and he didn’t have a home to go to. All his heart was put into the UFO. He is the wildcard in this whole thing. And Lastly our last member, ‘Charlie’ Slimecicle. He a slime. Very nice to everyone and just like y/n he has seen everything through the walls. Never saw the bad in many people even if they were mean to him. It was their family. Quackity trusted everyone there for the most part and that was good to y/n. So they trusted them too.

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Y/n was in the hotel with foolish helping him with his build. Even if he rather preferred to work on it by himself. It was fine with him knowing someone would help him with this project. Quackity enters the hotel looking through the floors. To find y/n y/n. “Y/n?! Are you here?” They looked over to the staircase as they excuse themself from Foolish. “Quackity I’m right here is everything fine? I thought you were-” They were caught off by Quackity hugging them. Quackity wasn’t very sentimental unless he wanted to be. So y/n just hugged him back. They looked over to Foolish, “Foolish how about we work here on the building later,” He only nods and started to walk downstairs. “He called me a murder y/n” He moved from the hug. “He wasn’t joking either he believes I killed him in El Rapids with no meaning behind it. Even if we all agreed to do it.”  Y/n didn’t know what to say. They knew this was gonna happen but still nothing they could say would make this any better. “I’m sorry Quackity.” Noticing something near Foolish. It wasn’t a man. Someone floating. Two halos making an X where his face would be. They knew who he was. Their times were running out soon. Y/n looked over to Quackity. “So that it between you 3?” Quackity just nods. “How about you talk to Slime. I heard he might need assistance. In the casino.” With that, he left. Y/n walks over to the glass window noticing this man at a better angle. Foolish left him and now he was all alone floating so no one could see him. He notices y/n. With a dead stare slowing forming a smirk at them.

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“You know y/n,” They turn to see Xd, “I didn’t expect you to be so hidden in Las Nevadas. It’s such a shame that you will be leaving here soon. Leaving that poor boy. Alone. Once again.” “I’m not leaving him…. Again.” Xd just laughed for a second. “You don’t have a say in this y/n you made your deal. Now you are gonna keep your end of the deal. You will die when the alarm is set off from the prison. Purple will kill slime. You will also fall off with Slime. Making you fall as well. Only one will be able to live. If you choose it will be you then poof. He won’t remember you. No one on this smp will remember you. But if it is Slime he will just won't die just be in a coma”

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The next day, Y/n stayed in the hotel. They heard the alarm. Quackity was entering Las Nevadas, screaming for slime and for y/n. He knew this sound of the alarm from the prison. He wanted them to be safe. Y/n rushed out of the hotel. Seeing quackity and slime rushed out. Quackity had his sword. “Y/n!” He looked over to the side toseey/n rushing over to him. “We need to find everybody! Do you know where they are?” Slime looked at quackity,” No but I could find them.” They were walking to the side of the casino where the Club was at. Noticing a purple suit. Yn looked to quackity trying to block his view. “How about we look where the hotel it Quackity.” He was determined to look for the citizen there. “No one would be there y/n” Y/n tried to think of something but all they could think of was death. “Y/n we are in Danger. We need to find everybody if you need to say something just come out and say it.” Y/n wanted o tell him about everything but then again nothing came out. “Purple!” Purpled walk over to the three. Quackity moved y/n out of the way to go over to Purple. He was telling purpled to gather everyone. Y/n looked over to where purple was noticing the trap. Y/n just accepted it. This was how it was gonna be. “Quackity I was about to look for you. Someone left the chest over there.” Quackity just looked over at purple. Purple started to show them where the chest was. Slime looked over at the chest getting to the chest. “I can do this Quackity from Las Nevadas. I can handle myself just move” Quackity wanted him to move back from the chest. He knew that no matter what he did Slime would still open it. Slime looked inside. “There nothing here Quackity from Las Nevadas.” Quackity moved slime out to the side nest to y/n. He looked behind the Chest. Nothing was there. “Purple what the hell is going on. Purple. What the hell is going on?!” Quackity turned to see purple placing a lever down to the side of him. Y/n notice his movement.

In seconds they fall to a platform surrounded by lava. Lava from the ceiling. Lava on the floor. Only 2 are confused. The other 2 knew what was going to happen. Slime was on the side of y/n. Y/n just looked at Purpled on the platform losing the top. “Tell me about the visit Quackity. The prison visit.Where you go to see Dream. For the rival book.” Quackity looked at the two of the side. “Quackity I’m sorry,” Slime spoke up to look at quackity, “He said he was gonna help, and I didn’t-.” Quackity turned back to Purple “Listen I don’t know what you know about the prison visit. But what you should know is that whatever fucking you're playing. Maybe you can leave them for another day because we have bigger fuckin problems upstairs okay” “I don’t care, I don’t care I know you have the rival book. And I want it.” The arguing continued as I looked to the bottom seeing the lava. Seeing the bubbles pop. the temperature rising. The arguing just got louder. They both put on their armor. Looking over at slime. Repeating the same words over and over again. Their swords were brought to the middle connecting each other. Purple would switch out for his bow. Quackity was shielding any hits. They were getting closer to y/n and slime. From up about, there was a storm. Raining poring alongside the thunder gets louder. “You know purple even if I have the book.” Purple stop a he looked at Quackity. “Even if I had the fuckin book you would be the last person I would fucking give it to.” Y/n knew what was gonna happen next. “Alright have it your way.” With that Purple through a pearl to where slime and y/n were. “Sorry, it had to be like this.” With the sword one hand while the other pushed them down. Y/n help on to his hand while the other was holding on the platform. looking at purple.”Please purple-” Y/n looked into his eyes. Purple stepped on y/n fingers making them let go of the platform. “Quackity!” Quackity heard the yells of y/n and slime. They were the lava slowing going lower. Quackity jumped down to the lava. Putting sand to make a small platform. Y/n help slime backs up to the sand. “Thanks for showing me what it feels like to be human” He looked at y/n. Slime was breathing very slow. Quackity looked down for a second to only see y/n was nowhere to be found. “Y/n?” “Y/n?” “Y/n!”

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Quackity was broken for that night. He stayed with slime at least he had one person that was still with him. He cared deeply for y/n. They were the first person besides slime that he can trust. They were there when his fiances ghosted him alongside George. They were like the light at the end of the darkroom. He didn’t want them to leave. He hope that they would respawn. He never even asked if they had spare life in the smp. He was alone in his thoughts. For Quackity that was the worst thing to be in. Clouds of dark thoughts. Clouds of regrets. A man appeared with the 2 halo making an ‘X’. “Who are you?” Quackity pulled out his sword. The man laughs at quackity. “Oh please Quackity. I’m not afraid of you. I’m a god an enchantment sword can’t harm me. I’m just here to do one single thing then I will be gone.” WIth that XD erase the memory of y/n. Every little thing that pointed to y/n was gone. Their house. Their pets. Their valuables. The room they stayed in. The pictures they were in. Every detail from everyone they met. Gone. With that XD left. Now he only had quackity to worry about.

#quackityhq #quackity #quackity x reader #dreamsmp #charlie slimecicle #las nevadas

[bangchanswolfpelt]

hello, hi, i’m back and i’m alive (mostly).

a quick explanation: immediately after my last post, life happened, as it does. i won’t go into the details because, frankly, they’re boring—work got insane and still is, my immune system flared up like the mild trashfire it’s always been, and on top of all of that, the roomie and i scheduled a truly stupid amount of traveling for the very end of the year. as a result, a lot of stuff fell by the wayside and this blog was one of them.

then i wrote two thousand words about Yoon Jeonghan in a mad, sleep-deprived frenzy on the way to LA today and remembered that i actually enjoy writing. wild, right?

so i’m back now! i’m not gonna try say how active i’m gonna be, because life is still crazy enough that i genuinely have no idea. but i’m here and i’m writing again, and also reading your messages, and holy shit y’all sent A LOT of them. like seriously, i was not expecting my inbox to look the way it does rn and i’m saying that in the most bewildered and grateful way possible.

im gonna start responding to individual messages this week probably, but i just wanna throw out a blanket ‘thank you, and i love you’ to anyone who’s around to read this because i really did pop my inbox open to nothing but concern and affection and unrelenting thirst and i don’t have the words to express what that means to me. ❤️‍🩹

some housekeeping:

kinktober requests will start going up again at some point in the near-ish future, interspersed with the regular requests that have been chugging along on the back burner and my usual unrequested nonsense. requests will stay closed while i work on what’s already queued up and figure out how i want them to actually work moving forward. my inbox is still open, tho, and will be unless Something Drastic happens; i’ll be plugging away at clearing that out as well💕

my day6🧟 tag is changing to eaj🧑🏼‍🚀 because the writing on the wall has become painfully clear, and as much as i enjoy day6’s music, i was only ever interested in Jae as a person and the odds of me starting to care about the rest of these boys now is lookin real unlikely. 👀

also, i mainlined all of Kingdom in a feverish haze and i’m a motherfukin Melody forreals now, i guess!?!? so talk to me about daddy Eunkwang and slutty mommy Minhyuk to save my roommate 😂

everything i have up on AO3 is now cross-posted to dreamwidth—if you’re there, come say hello! i know absolutely no one there! (also, if you’re reading this and you’re also writing here on tumblr—this is your lovingly aggressive reminder to back! up! your! stuff!! do not trust or rely on tumblr!! AO3 is pretty fuckin great, but dreamwidth is solid too! i love everyone at this party, but we are dancing in a condemned, crumbling building!! do yourself and the people who love your writing a favor and make sure it sticks around!!!!)

i’m in LA literally RIGHT NOW for ptd, so if anyone’s at so-fi on the thirtieth (today) or the first and you see a shortstack with dark blue hair wearing a Yellow Peril/0X1=LOVESONG tee or a Big Tiddy Gang hoodie cut too short to adequately cover tiddies of any size, come yell at me to get back to writing in person💞

#swoony rambles #housekeeping🧺 #eaj🧑🏼‍🚀 #day6🧟 #btob🎶 #btob💙 #not sure what emoji we’re using for them

[ohayopoko]

Eren x BlackFem Playlist (NSFW)

Note: A compilation of the songs I associate with ErenxBlackFem, Her feelings, his feelings the general vibe of the whole relationship. 😏💓 These are songs that I associate with Eren x BlackFemReader and I kinda listen to some of these when I write- I hope y’all vibe w me! ✨🥺💓

Spotify Playlist : Here

Apple Music Playlist : Here

Personal Favs:

Hit Different - Sza (What started it all)🙄

Love Like Woe - The Ready Set (Eren in his feelings over Y/n, cause everything about the little bitch is so fuckin baddd)😩

-"I kinda feel like it don't make sense 'cause you're bringing me in and then you're kicking me out again"

-White boy Eren simpin for Y/n, blushing when he see's Y/n's natural hair for the first time, every time she smiles at him he feels warm inside, butterflies when she's putting that pussy on him, lowkey getting his feelings hurt when she cusses him out)

-"She's got a love like woe, girl's got a love like woe"

Better Than Me - Doja Cat (Y/n showing out on all these hoes for Eren)

-"Yaaa, yaaa, put the honey in the jar, put a nigga in his place, she just wanna take my spot"

-“‘Member how I kissed you upside down like in that movie"

-Y/n's finesse when it comes to Eren says it all 😚

So High - Doja Cat (Stoner Eren kissing w the smoke, Y/n can vibe w him so much cause they both like to smoke)

Budum - Jada Kingdom (Eren's Obsession w Y/N)

Hood Bitch Anthem - VickieeLo (Y/n's anthem girllll, the way she be handling Eren? A real hood bitch okurt) 🙅🏾‍♀️💞

-"Bitch you betta show out, put that pussy on em make that nigga wanna go out!"

-"Big fine bitch throwin pussy in ya mouth, now tell me what ya got?"

Freestyle Breakdown Pt.2 - Supahbadd (Eren beatin Y/n's doonies down lmfoaoaoa)😭

-"Got me forgettin we not relationship dealing,"

He be like - KenTheMan (Y/n knows she a bad bitch, hypes herself up when Eren simps, self explanatory)

“My pussy is his favorite recipe,”

-“I do him nasty, he said I’m fucking like them hoes on Ebony”

La Modelo - Ozuna ft Cardi B (I associate the song vibe not the lyrics w Eren and Y/n's relationship, listen to it maybe you'll understand lol)

a/n: I know we got some Caribbean Gyal's fuckin w this blog so here's a dancehall ErenxBlackFem playlist- y'all know wahgwan

Spotify Playlist : Here

Apple Playlist: Here

Personal Favs:

Romping Shop - Vybz Kartel ft Spice (literal vibes between Eren and Y/n in Match P1 "Kill me wi di cocky, kill me wi di tightness")

-Imagine S/o randomly telling Eren "You are my mistah," and Eren knows wtf is goin on and he's like "You are my miss," 🤤

-dutty sex right after, i'm talking sweaty loud ass eating cock gobbling dirty sex

Slam - Beenie Man (Y/n putting that ghetto gyal pussy on Eren)

-"Man If you wan fi get the medal, you haffi get a slam from a real ghetto gyal"

Benz Puanany - Vybz Kartel (Self explanatory lmfaoao)

Under Fire - Spice (Y/n's anthem when Eren's beating that pussy down loool)

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #eren jaeger #eren yeager #eren brainrot #eren headcanons #black s/o #eren x black reader #eren x blackfem #Eren x blackfemreader #Erenxreaderplaylist #blackfem playlist #playlist #playlist headcanons #eren supremacy

[lemondelightful]

Together Again

Dsmp Fanfic. Niki Nihachu x Reader

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You ran as fast as you could you were on half a heart and you sure as hell not losing 105 levels of XP to a zombie horde. As you started to regenerate, the sounds of the undead groans grew closer. You took a breath before going in for round two. All you were trying to do was get back to the Syndicate room because Technoblade wanted to meet with you but no, you were dealing with this. God, Technoblade is going to give you a scolding when you tell him about this.

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You finally made it to the Syndicate room where Phil and Techno were discussing something. It was really none of your business to know what they were talking about, most likely it wasn't anything that concerns you.

"Woden, your finally here." Techno joked, using your code name as well was just an insult.

"Okay, I get the code names but seriously couldn't I have gotten a better one?" You asked, slouching your shoulders forward.

"Well Y/N we had a limited options for you." Techno said, making Phil snicker. You gave him a look, Techno nodded knowingly. "Anyways, Y/N, we you to gather intel on Niki."

"Nemesis, why would you need Intel on her?" You asked, usually you wouldn't ask this question, but Niki is apart of the Syndicate and is one of the most trustworthy person on the server. Just like Phil was reading your mind, he interjected.

"She might be trustworthy but she's also gullible. I mean you saw what happened." Phil said shrugging his shoulders.

"Wow, Phil, way to put salt in the wound." You said, crossing your arms, silently judging him. Phil pressed his lips together, nodded and looked away.

"Rember Woden, Niki doesn't know that you're apart of the Syndicate. So she might not suspect anything."

"And if she does?" You asked, he smirked, looking at Phil.

"We make her gather Intel, on you."

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You were off to find Niki, you didn't know where she could be, you knew she had an underground city but you had no idea where it was located.

So you went to Niki's old bake place. It was more even more destroyed than last time you'd seen it, you weren't there but from what you heard, she went insane when L'manburg blew up a second time. It's not like you don't feel bad, it just sounds like a sob story you'd tell to win a talent show.

Sighing, you went on again to find Niki, ending up in Las Nevadas for a few days, you knew the chanes of Niki being here was low but that's why you came and checked.

Turns out, Quakity had a side slime who is really bad at trying to convince people that they're human. Did it shock you to think that Quakity wouldn't stoop to this low of a level as to manipulate such a pure young man, no, of course not. It was fun hanging out Foolish though, it's always a pleasure with him.

But not long after Las Nevadas, Snowchester was your next stop, knowing Niki, Snowchester isn't a bad place to be, it's safe and calm until something happens to Tommy or Micheal. It was good catching up with them, although you completely forgot about the whole mission you were on.

Your next stop was Kinoko kingdom, that's where Ranboo told you she had been staying near, or at least around the area. Thank God Ranboo has a memory book or else you would have no fuckin lead.

Of course, when you got there you were bombarded with questions from Karl, he hadn't seen you since the whole eggpire thing. Sapnap was way to quiet for you, it seemed like something was wrong but it didn't want to question him, and George, well, he's just George.

Sapnap, after a few hours for your stay, confronted you about what has been happening with Karl, about how hes been forgetting things and people around him and how he's stressed out about Karl forgetting him too. You weren't the best at comforting people but you did your best trying to sooth him and his worries, you didn't know if they worked but, hey you tried and that's all that matters because now he knows you care.

You, obviously not seeing any signs of Niki being there, you left and started to walk back to the Syndicate room. It was a waste of time, you found nothing about Niki and have no idea where she has been hiding out.

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You sat in the Syndicate room, waiting for Technoblade to come and see you. Of course whose voice you didn't except to hear was Niki's, followed by Techno's. You didn't know he bringing guests over. You waited a little longer until they were both staring at you, sitting in Niki's seat.

"Hey guys. Missed me much." You said smiling. Niki looked at Techno panicked, picking up her bow. "Wow, Niki, it's just me your old friend."

"You're not my friend, I don't even know you anymore." She said, pulling back her bow, ready to fire. Techno walked over to his seat and broke the news to Niki.

"Niki, Woden is the newest member of the Syndicate." Techo said, holing his hands in front of him. "You can't get rid of them forever, it was only time."

"Yeah, babe, didn't you miss me." Niki gritted her teeth, holding back what she wanted to say as you smiled with passion. "Now, come give me a hug, I know you missed me." You held out your arms excepting for Niki to run into them, and you were right.

She was holding you tightly, sobbing into your arms, she really did miss you, I mean, you knew that, she was to predicable, it was fun running around the sever though, even if it was a waste of time that you could've been using taking care of other more important things, but this makes up for it.

#fiction #fanfic #writing #dsmp #dsmp niki #x reader #mcyt

[telly-tubbster]

headcannon yall

quackity edition

he has a glass eye that he uses to play fuckin pool and he always wins

he melted the gold engagement rings from karl and sapnap into either a golden coin which is now his trademark or he melted the gold rings into a ring of his own that he never takes off and it symbolizes his heartbreak and he uses the hand with the ring on it to punch people cause it’s chunky and thick and the design on it is a duck

he’s a duck shape shifter and this also correlates to his voice, he can change what his voice sounds like on command (like he can sound auto-tuned)

the songs played in las nevadas are all made by him

he absolutely hates havin to fire people or let someone go because of his past and people abandoning him so he only fires or let’s someone go unless he has to

durin the manberg vs pogtopia lmanburg explosion, his wings were unharmed because of the fact he retracted his wings into him

he can retract his wings back into his body, so can anyone who has wings (either cannonically or like if the person is headcannoned to have wings)

he is so close to havin a mullet

he has a gold tooth or he has gold teeth and they’re sharp

if he wins the bet with schlatt he’s bannin all alcohol and will call schlatt “jflatt” to repay him for callin him “flattypatty”, and he makes schlatt call him sir or boss

whenever someone wants to join las nevadas or he gets a customer he’s overjoyed like his wings and hands start flappin and he starts jumpin and stuff and this makes everyone that sees this so happy for him

he does take sam to therapy and he hypes sam up as well for stuff as well as like any other employees at las nevadas and he goes apeshit whenever someone makes fun of anyone he cares about’s trauma or like purposely brings up a touchy subject that affects anyone he cares about

he’s very strict at las nevadas and there’s very few people, either employees or customers, at las nevadas that he’s lenient towards or isn’t strict with

he constantly asks people if he’s like schlatt

has little parties with his employees at las nevadas whenever like an event or important thing happens to one of the employees (like birthdays) or las nevadas or like a milestone or goal is reached and he invites his friends and stuff sometimes too

he visits kinoko kingdom every once in a while and leaves little letters and stuff

he has a duck and a :] tattoo

he’s terrified of anyone he trusts or cares about leaving him

invites tommy over to las nevadas and does not make him pay and has given him a one of a kind las nevadas™️ token or poker chip

when he find out niki is under kinoko kingdom, he invites her to have a duel citizenship with las nevadas

has thought about sendin an invite to las nevadas to sapnap and karl multiple times

whenever he’s out sick or away he puts both tommy and sam in charge, sam to run las nevadas and tommy to watch/annoy schlatt

he only visits dream at night cause the casino closes at like midnight

he has employees wear formal attire

sometimes like wakes up cryin because he has dreams about karl and sapnap

i feel like he calls sam dad

calls tommy big t

reluctantly attends weddins

he randomly finds ghostbur just like, at las nevadas

#quackity mcyt #quackity #quackity headcannons