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phantoms-world-and-more · 1 year

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I've seen many posts where Jason dates Jazz and realizes there's something wrong with Danny, but what if it's the other way around?

Danny has been ghosting for a while longer, so he knows better how to hide the effects, Jazz who only recently realized he's liminal doesn't do so well.

Then Jason arrives, he met this cute and nice guy who is totally sarcastic but also always willing to help him with a problem, then he meets his sister, who has something strange about her, sometimes her smiles are too big or her shadow moves unnaturally, makes bad love decisions and wants to be a psychologist, cue Jason thinking that Jazz is the second coming of Harley Quinn but more Eldritch

This is amazing!!!

This is kind of an old one because i was away for a while, but thanks for the ask

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Jason had made a new friend (boyfriend if he's lucky)

They met when red hood was on patrol and was going to stop a SA in progress when this lanky bruce adoptee to be stepped in and handed the scumbag his ass on a silver platter

After the kid took care of the girl, called the police and sent them on their way he stayed, turned to where he was perched, smiled and said

"What? Couldn't just do nothing."

Turned and left, leaving jason dumbfounded that this kid could see him, beating up an unexperienced scumbag was one thing finding a highly trained vigilante was something else, looks like this kid is interesting.

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Turns out the kids name is danny and he is awesome!

He's 19, just moved to gothem from some no where town and was studying aerospace engineering, linguistics and chemistry in gothem university.

His mother was a blackbelt and tought him how to put the fear of God in people 6 ways to sunday, he also has a sister whos an arkam asylum phyciatritrist intern

Danny is cool, knowes how to take a joke and can dish it right back out, was goofy and playful compared to the usual seriousness of of the bats, AND HE WAS SASSY

The colourful way he broke down the batfams characters had him cry laughing

When he met Danny in red hood persona he was mostly the same, though jason nearly had a heart attack when danny called him jason in red hood gear, but dannys cool and easy to talk to, they spent the rest of patrol together

Batman showed up wondering why red hood wasn't responding and red hood thought he had to defend danny from the interrogation that was to come...NOPE

The first words out of danny's mouth was

"I've never met a furrie in person, is it difficult to breath wearing the suit"

By the end of the 'conversation' Red hood couldn't move he was laughing so hard oh he couldn't wait to meet his fanily

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Nevermind somethings wrong with jazz

When he met her nothing was wrong per'se but...

she seems nice but her smiles are too wide, too pointy, she moves too stiff and theres something just...off

She made the pit squirm in...not fear or discomfort, more like, she made the pit more agitated, annoyed, angry...thats...never happened before

Then he found out she was having love problems...the last guy she dated ended up in a cutl and was trying to get her to join, and the way she talk about phycology was too...disconnected

Somethings wrong with her

About 2 hours later jason came speeding into the batcave screaming about the next generation of Harley Quin

#danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #funny #batman #dc #jazz fenton #jason todd #jasons going to loose his mind #danny and jason #liminal jazz #ghost danny is more skilled #jazz scares jason #harly quinn 2.0 in the making #batman WILL be paranoid #bruce it trying to thank danny for stopping the next

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starstruckmoony · 1 year

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call it what you want.

masterlist

pairing - remus lupin x fem!reader

summary - part two of the social media concoction i came up with. it gets pretty tooth-rottingly fluffy in some parts but this wouldn't be a fic of mine if it weren't for the tooth-rooting fluff.

trope/tags - band/celeb!au, instagram/social media!au, modern!au, fluff, terrible humour

word count - 993

warnings - language

part 1 / part 2 / part 3

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rjlupin

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rjlupin never felt more appreciated

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yourusername did you like it?

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yourusername the cutest

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rjlupin i miss you two

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starmanblack i would literally rather die

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rjlupin

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rjlupin i think y/n loves her cats more than me

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r.a.black cats>people

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marymacdonald i love you equally if that helps

rjlupin thank you mary

user738881 OFC SHE DOES IT'S CATS

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yourusername moonlight out may 15 🤍

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rjlupin when can i preorder?

yourusername very soon my love

prongsyboy feeling excited

starmanblack something tells me it's gonna be your best one to date

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user001213 PLS TELL ME THERE'S A COLLAB ALL 4 MARAUDERS LIKED THE PHOTO

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celeb_gossip rumour has it that rjlupin and yourusername have been in a happy relationship since summer '21. the two young stars have been spotted together once again! they must really enjoy spending time together, as they've been captured on several occasions since their friendship has become public and their interactions don't exactly seem "platonic", if you get what we mean 😉 despite of these obvious receipts, many are skeptical and think the relationship is purely just another pr stunt, especially since yourusername just announced her new album that is very likely to involve a collaboration with maraudersofficial 🤔 what do you guys think? 👀 let us know in the comments 😘

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rjlupin

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rjlupin it was in fact never pr

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yourusername can't believe someone would even think that

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tagging moots again :D

@littlemissscarlettwitch @innerloverpainter @goodoldfashionedluvergirl @withastrangerheart @forourmoons @forsiriussake @sw34terw34ther @nyxxxxxxxx @laluna0 @incorrectwolfstar

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time-woods · 3 months

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Previous Sidus fashion ask anon here; couldn’t agree more w/ ur in-canon prismo tag thoughts there.

I, for one, think it’s inspiring and amazing of your lore to acknowledge prismo’s canonical tendency!

…which is obviously his vicarious outlet for making fashionably boobied OCs as a flatter-chested ahem ‘2D’ wishgod wall-being.

Totes unrelated to all your amazing queer rep art and how much MEGA appreciation you deserve for feeding us, but imagine someone lookin @ the source of characters like Ice Queen, Hana Abadeer, Fiona, or Lord Monochromicorn and somehow still doubting if canon Prismo is queer-coded.

LMAOO couldnt be me dude. bro be giggle flustered over a little furry dude’s “i love u prismo” on 1st meetup so hard he immediately snuck a secret note in afterwards asking about getting that 2nd date-er, super casual offer to hang again, I mean.

Definitely not thinking about how your “THE party” comic makes for perfect headcanon juice as to why Prismo could’ve developed a mild over compensation coping technique for preventing repeats in missed social connections w those who he would’ve liked meeting again later. They might’ve enjoyed hanging out together again too and he’d never know! Maybe he really could’ve been too much on someone like that one time at the party and needs better awareness. Were they just chirp shy?… :’ (

No worries to be had if you simply supply the right non-verbal resources to reach out again at their own comfort and someone just happens to choose not to! Better confirmation on messing up upsetting others too. You lose 100% of the shots you don’t take! :’D

Gives Jake all his available contact info, his total openness in schedule for home visits, and just a wee little home cooking incentive for added insurance. Low key interested in learning a cool instrument too after talking. might even offer to jam together later if he’s feelin cute idk.

No conditional romance requirements for remaining openly affectionate, loving, and kind w friend crushes even if they were dating someone else and expecting kids.

Classic heteronormative Prismo. /J

thankyou ! !

and god yea whats up with this wallsticker man like theres no way he aint queer . . .

#asks

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hearts4juzi · 4 months

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Could you list all of your Au’s and what each acronym stands for

YEAHYEAHYEAH!!! I HOPE I GET EM ALL LMAO THIS GOES SOOOO FAR BACK

this includes aus without tags but i'll tag the ones that have tags lol

EAPS au. Evan afton's pizzeria simulator: evan survives the bite and goes on to be scooped, later reuniting with an alive and healthy michael in ffps. shenanigans ensue

N? au. Normal? Aftons au: The afton kids survive and evan and michael, along with a ton of other characters, have to work to stop william elizabeth and a mystery killer

normal aftons au: just ur run of the mill happy au. everyones normal and silly

mm au. Murder Mystery au: Afton kids live and liz calls them to solve the mystery of their father's disappearance while they uncover certain... concerning things

Pitdad au: william gets springlocked before he can kill any kids and becomes springbonnie early on. springbonnie also becomes sentient and the two of them have to mend the family william has neglected for so long

dysfunctionally functioning au: Nobody dies but the afton kids have to learn to deal with their abusive household dynamic (important note! the abbreviation for the fic of this au is gbwwwg and stands for getting by with what we've got.)

Wizard's Quest au: Springtrap and William team up in ucn to escape while its in a fantasy type landscape

Michael's robots au: William, Henry, and Michael build the robots together following the deaths of michaels siblings. however not only does william has a lot of dark secrets, mcihael is learning a whole lot about his robot friends (like how. yk. theyre possessed)

Swap au: Exactly what it sounds like. Elizabeth is michael, michael is the puppet, evan is circus baby, charlie and sammy are golden duo, and theres other thigns im not getting into rn

fnaf x tadc au: just the fnaf characters getting put in the digital circus world

fnaf x ut au: fnaf/undertale crossover but i changed so much its unrecognizable at some points

Werewolf will au: william is a werewolf adn kills people and manipulates his friends while keeping his kids hidden for evil nefarious reasons

Employee trio au: William drags vanessa and henry into killing people and everything goes to shit

kill ur dad au: Michael kills william and drags evan in to help him cover it up. unfortunately, william always comes back

Traveling circus au: the funtimes, as humans, run a circus and meet elizabeth who got lost when her father had a springlock accident. while htye take care of her, william gets help from a shady wizard and things dont go well

Fnaf theatre au: where the fnaf game characters are a highschool theatre class and end up making a huuuge broadway show that retells the fnaf movie

anthro au: everyones a furry and the aftons are searching for william who disappeared many years ago

Golden memories au: Evan and Cassidy fail to keep william in ucn and end up losing their memories of everything past being killed (which includes meeting each other officiall) and help cassie throughout ruin

this isnt rlly important but good ending tfc au: novel elizabeth goes home with charlie instead of dying and they become friends

scrap baby's pizzeria: scrap baby (not liz), lefty (charlie), and molten freddy run a pizzeria in ucn and have to watch william while cassidy is away on torture vacation

Foxymike au: Michael is a robot william built years ago. he looks like foxy and ev n liz dig him up and decide to adopt him as their new big brother while william has a more special, evil plan for him

Lizzie time travel au: Elizabeth travels back in time after fnaf 6 and has to fix everything

the immortal and the restless au: Evan survives the bite and both him and mike work to fix everything, but they dont meet again until fnaf 6. evan burns down fnaf 3, and mike still gets scooped and all.

Fredbear sb plush au: Evan follows greg around as a possessed discontinued golden freddy plushy and they become besties

glitched mike au: au where michael goes looking for his missing sister and gets wrapped up in the remains of glitchtrap, whos clawing his way back to life

Zombiegolf au: Michael works at the pizzaplex and is bestfriends with monty and theres other lore but william is glitchtrap, evan and liz r there, and gregory is there lolz

Zombie apocolypse au: William accidently makes a zombie virus and everything goes to shit while his kids search for him and he finds his ex wife again

time travel crack au: Michael goes back in time but hes like. nine. and hes pissed as fuck and is trying to kill his dad wiht cassidy

fnaf wcm au: Ellis goes to the pizzaplex and meets the ghosts of the people who died there (most notably tony, gregory, and cassie) but somethings wrong. gregorys still alive...

Monster Island au: (the fic for this is deep end!) au where the animatronics are giant monsters on an island where a bunch of kids get stranded (afton kids, mci kids, sb kids, ect)

mer cbby au: circus baby is a mermaid that michael befriends (not liz!!!)

Michaels plush shop: michaels family gets cursed as plushies and he realizes any plushy he makes comes to life so he just has a funny little plushy family

flashlight frights au: flashlight duo are springbon and golden freddy and they r besties while william runs fazbear frights and jeremy, michael, and vanessa are security guards there

fredbears pizza mania au: glitchtrap remakes the afton family in a video game and they become sentient

little nightmares au: au based on the LN games. full of angst and horror adn afton brothers

Cityscape au: Au where its all futuristic shenanigans centered around glitchtrap vanny and the sb kids

afton house of horrors au: au where the afton kids meet the very kind hearted robots fredbear, springbonnie, circus baby, and ennard. unfortunately for htem, williams testing his nightmare gas in that house

ucn mike au: post fnaf 4 mike gets stuck in ucn bc cassidy fucked up the timeline and hes stuck with william

warrior cats au: jsut fnaf retold with kitties

Elliz sb protag au: Ellis is the sb protagonist and befriends monty

Williams apprentice au: Elizabeth lives and becomes williams helper

Williams successor au: an au based on a post by @/puhpandas (go follow him!!!! NEOW!!!) where william tries to make evan his successor and evan flips him the bird

Afton family business au: a murder family au catered to me

the sun sets in utah au: Elizabeth, grown by now, returns home after college to find both it and the people in it have changed so much. Especially her family

Glamrock baby au: Elizabeth in the pizzaplex what will she do

marionette emily au: charlie is accidently killed possesses the puppet. henry takes her as his daughter still. what could go wrong? (a lot)

the puppet and the carver: Charlie is trying to get her father to move on, but he has work to do. So much work. A lot of charlie and henry angst n stuff

summer camp au: Michael dies and is a ghost and his family + cassidy investigate

those are the ones of note i can think offff they dont all have tags like i said. I'll link this on my pinned post btw so anyone can find it

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horsegirlalexkralie · 6 months

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please give us thoughts on tgirl alex theres so little content in the fandom

i love thinking about alex and jay scenemo kids but like alex with the tiny skirts and stripe clip ins

st4t scenemo jaylex is so important to me truly .. their swoopy bangs face each other's ... jay does piercings and alex does furry commissions .... shes wearing cat ears in my vision sorry. cat ears lip ring big ol pink and black raccoon tail flat-ironed to a fucking crisp entire wardrobe from claires and the hot topic womens section circa 2005. jay has one of those hats w piercings in the brim and he posts on myspace like ryan ross. theyre the most insufferable couple in ur local scene shes 6'1 and always standing in front of u at a concert w her little purse dog boyfriend who wont let u cut

#g.txt #jaylex #i have work in like 40 minutes but i had to get this out into the world

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xxcherrycherixx · 5 months

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a version with a picture frame as if its a picture hanging in their cottage and a non framed version

i love you mama blondie!!! i love you sm!!! shes kinda my mymble tbh she just wants loads of kids man. her wife has to disappear often for her job and when she comes back blondie has 3 new kids holding onto her, cupid gets excited like its christmas and she just got a new puppy but instead its a mixture of new sons and daughters, some of which are not even human. cupid loves her most-of-the-time pregnant wife sm, the biggest pro is of course the bigger boobies her wife gains. during blondie's first pregnancy she had ran to cupid to excitedly show off that her bra no longer fit, the two had a fancy dinner to celebrate lol

future cupid has short hair bby!! after a while into their relationship she started allowing herself to show parts of her real self, so the shorter hair and blue eyeshadow is back baby!! she sometimes just fully stays in her elemental form at home, but her cherub look is more accepted in public, blondie and the kids are use to the changes in looks that cupid undergoes.

their first daughter is shy, sweet and looks very much like blondie (the current Goldilocks) and blondie's mother (the prior Goldilocks). a perfect future Goldilocks to continue the story... although there is a chance she could end up a beast- daring who had become a much more generous king had offered to be the donor when blondie and cupid announced they were looking for one. blondie jumped at the opportunity to have her child be royal blood, so daring and rosabella also have shared custody and usually have her every other week. blondie and daring have a furious bet going on about whose destiny she is going to get, rosabella and cupid stay far out of it.

their first son is adopted, his parentage is unknown but its likely he's not a fairy tale character. hes rambunctious and likes to play in the garden with blondie. he usually ends up covered in mud.

their third child is in fact a bear cub, blondie refuses to elaborate where she got him from but cupid has some ideas and they aren't great. blondie puts him in special handmade baby clothes, its unknown if hes a sentient or wild bear until he turns 4 and speaks for the first time. cupid sighs in relief happy she doesn't have to learn to speak bear. blondie and cupid are fiercely protective of their furry little boy and will straight up throw hands with anyone who talks shit about him.

their 4th child is a girl, although she isnt born in this picture. she has brown hair like her father dexter, blondie managed to snag kids from both the charming boys and shes very proud of that (she jokes about how she wishes darling was a boy so she could complete the whole set) cupid was the one who asked about dexter being the donor and raven had raised a teasing brow "you're not still trying to get with him right? it would be a little crazy if you've been waiting this long for your big master plan to steal him from me" cupid had playfully punched her shoulder and explained it was blondie who would be getting pregnant not her. thankfully raven and dexter also agree to shared custody so blondie isn't struggling with all the children constantly. the little girl is kind and loving, she idolizes her mother raven and tries to dress like her, cupid and blondie support her fashion choices.

theres more kids that come and then grandkids when those kids are older, but these are the 4 that appear here :)

yes these two are baby crazy, what do you expect from a being literally made to be motherly and a lonely girl who constantly idolized her mother growing up?

#ever after high #c.a cupid #blondie lockes #heartlockes #this is the most domestic shit from me you will ever see #listen/ i hate kid fics and au's and shit usually #but god i really do believe these two would just have so many #they go to the reunion and whip out one of those wallets with the cartoonishly never ending photos of all their kids and grandkids #iconic of them fr fr #my art

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pokemon-ash-aus · 11 months

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False Twins AU! After news spread that some unknown mythical Pokemons had been spotted in the region of Kanto (that being Ash and Indigo) were there ever big groups of trainers who teamrd up with the objective to find and battle/catch it?

Like, it's known the Pokemons were recently seen at place x, and without warning on a "random" day there's sort of a raid of trainers there searching for them idk

(some of them could be payed by team rocket in secret who knows)

Just an idea i had

Ndndj i had a thought and i lost it (Answering old questions) but now i remember again!

Raid trainers are usually high end trainers that track and battle dangerous pokemon.

And then you have myth hunters.

A gaggle of trainers (usually 3-4) run around the world on whispers of mythical pokemon.

And then they hear one in Kanto.

"Its get claws and sharp fangs."

"Its eyes are so red, it must be the devil!!"

"I heard it can short out an entires town's power!"

"Its Pink!"

"Its Black!"

"Its White!"

"If you hear its call, run."

And its so exciting for the Myth hunters. They run and run and talk and talk until they can pinpoint it down to two, possible locations.

One of them is in the buttfuck nowhere of Viridian forest.

The other is in some place called pallet town, and they only know the name because the professor is there.

Pounding hearts and sweaty palms, they make it to pallet town first, its easier to mark it off the spot

But no- they spot it.

A black figure roaming about, tall and lanky with a bright pink tail dragging in the dirt.

One of the Hunters reels back, pokeball stedy in her hands and she hucks it.

"OW!"

They startle, watching the pokeball hit the floor with a dull thud. The red encasing the pokemon for just a brief second.

They never go in.

The figure turns around, a tall tan skinned man with black stubble lacing his chin, looking angry as the hoodie of his suit drapes across his forhead.

Instantly his face goes blank, rolling his eyes.

"The Myth hunters are here again, turn down the festival!"

Theres groans and the hunter jerk around to see several figures, black, white, pink, all sadly take off their hoods.

"Damn tourists," One older woman scowls. "Cant let kids have fun."

"Who the fuck even spread that rumor?"

"Morons that's who."

"What?" One of the hunters hissed, eyes darting wildly before they jerk back as an old gentleman walks towards them.

A familiar old man.

"Good afternoon young trainers." Professor Oak smiles, in a godawful pink suit and two bulgy eyes resting atop his hoodie. "It seems their is another misunderstanding."

"Wha-?"

"It's a festival for upcoming trainers moron." A girl, probably no older than 8 scowls. "The adults dress up like mythical creatures and tells stories and adventures to all new trainers and children in the town. Can't believe idiots can't tell the difference between a pokemon and a human. "

Faces turned beat red, and the professor laughs.

"So sorry," he waved. "Our festival is ruined every day this past 3 months. Everyone is so upset we can't enjoy ourselves anymore."

"Right." The hunter who chuckled the pokeball stuttered, standing ramrod straight before gripping the two hunters closest to her. "So sorry about interuppting, we'll take our leave."

Slowly, the myths die out.

"Its a town having fun."

"Its a furry convention."

"Its a new festival!"

"Its just adults having one last hurrah with their kids before they're trainers."

In the town, three dangerously strong pokemon cackle in delight.

#Short fic #Just a lil drabble really lol

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cursedpinterest · 1 year

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the thing that makes me so annoyed about pinterest is that its made up mostly of kids who were regarded as so funny in kindergarten for whatever reason and internalized that as their only personality trait and later saw tumblr screenshots and because they didn't have any actual natural humor they decided the real way to be funny is just to be insanely hostile and #random to complete strangers. if I have to see one more kid repeating the "theres a headless corpse in the dumpster behind payless" joke on random comments from people who don't care, i'm gonna explode. please. please just look into how to develop social skills. there are worksheets free online I promise its okay to use them.

part 2 of what makes pinterest annoying is that nobody on that website knows what bait is and takes everything completely seriously and at face value and has absolutely no critical thinking skills and doesn't know how to absorb information and create their own opinions based off of that, they just believe everything they're told as long as it makes a little bit of sense to them. it doesn't have to make sense in the real world (ex: people identifying as animesexual or furries demanding litter boxes in school bathrooms), it just has to be ridiculous so they can react strongly to the idea rather than the actual reality of it. its also a dangerous mindset when you get real deep into it because it means they take whatever bait they can - and that's a tactic. there's tons of people who comment stuff on tiktoks like "fat women can't pull off short skirts or crop tops" or "you can't dance i bet you can't do this provocative dance" and they take the bait so easily because they've been taught that its funny to #own bigots and idiots online, and being funny is more important being safe. its genuinely horrifying.

omg the bait thing is so real. like people just farm outrage clicks and comments to get more traction and views, you see this a lot on facebook and twitter too, like someone saying something very obviously egregious and millions of people flood the comments in a huff. or they do that thing where they're like "omg people are so stupid how do you not know that miami is the capital of florida", which is just BEGGING for people to go into the comments to correct them like "ummm actually the capital of florida is tallahassee so actually you're stupid", falling into the OP's engagement trap hook, line, and sinker. its very competitive, people don't know how to let things go, they HAVE TO correct and one-up others and feel smarter than them, even when other people have commented the same thing already. they have to let their voice be known, even if its saying the exact same thing as thousands of others. individualism at its finest.

and honestly, i get it. it's hard to pull away, see something batshit and not respond. its hard bc people on pinterest are so naïve, but that's just a symptom of having a userbase consisting of mostly older conservatives and very young teens that happen to intersect at times. it ties into whole the #owning bigots thing too, like they'd rather make fun of obviously terrible people then help or support people that are being targeted. like ok, you hate terfs. now what do you do to support trans people outside of making memes about how terfs suck? this is why that stupid harry potter game is still trending, bc people refuse to block, ignore, mute stupid terfs who are chomping at the bits for a fight and have to argue with them and make memes, which is only aggravating it's notoriety.

#and yes the whole humor thing #a group of ppl trying to be the funniest in the room is so exhausting #like theyre always going into the comments of like art or poetry and so quick to make a joke or reference a meme #like when is the last time you stepped back and consumed art deeply and unironically. quickly.

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dateamonster · 1 month

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longass monster high liveblog: season 2 edition lets gooooooo

rule school

very first thought of the new season: i want a doll of clawdeens wereruler armor so bad. also im excited for more worldbuilding lore stuff, and more varied werecreature designs! part of me gets a little irked sometimes that there seems to be disproportionate attention payed to werecreatures and the inner workings of their society over other monster species, but i cannot deny, i love a funny lil furry.

especially this side character bear dude who keeps showing up

rly feels like there should be a clause in were-society for what to do if ur wereruler is a fuckin kid. she should not have to be doing all this.

when she finally gets that armor off its gonna be like rock lee with the weights

i love these cunty old werewolf ladies ngl

damn speedreader clawdeen

that painting of foxford is soo cute clawdeen i loove u

toralei!! toralei HUG!!!!!!!! hug AND a pun!!! shes sososososo cute

oh and shes maaaad that she showed affection where other people can see lol the Dynamic.. it is unfolding before my very eyes..

oh damn the fox guy is a sneaky motherfucker? who could have foreseen this....... granted the whale plushie is unexpected

new witch in town

draculauras gay lil witch friend <333

lol is humans using monster slang a microaggression? much to think about.

im really interested in this developing plotline about draculaura being pressured to be like the model of Good Witchcraft. it works well with her established character and arc of like trying to live up to her fathers reputation and status in the monster world. poor girl never seems to be able to just fucking relax.

skelita! i love that shes trying out witchcraft, and the art-based magic is a fun angle too! i can totally see where this is going tho. drac is super serious about magic because theres all this pressure on her while skelita is just trying it out in a casual way so theyre at odds. its an interesting dilemma because i can def see both sides.

im really happy the writing seems like empathetic to both positions here. skelita deserves to try magic her way on her own terms, but its also totally understandable draculaura would feel protective over witchcraft when any misuse of it is ultimately going to reflect on her since she was the one working to legitimize it. respectability is a double edged sword fr!

play it again clawd

aw clawd is such a sweetiepie mamas boy. i def feel a little bad for him. imagine if ur little sister became the queen of ur entire society and ur just like. hangin out there.

oh were doing a groundhog day? im not a big timeloop plot person but ill try not to be too biased

this is also how me and my roommate act when theres a fly in the house

aw im rly glad they acknowledge that selena had like a whole life in beheme that she had to leave behind when she came home.. idk if theyre planning to actually do anything more substantial with that but yea when you think about its kinda fucked up! they probably had friends and stuff! clawd was *born* there! i get why theyd choose to stay here with their family and all even if they could easily go back, but like, its gotta be sad at times!

ok not bad as a timeloop ep goes. still not my fav but like clawds so cute and its so nice seeing him do stuff with his family <3

thats all for tonight i think! see u next time!!

#monster high #liveblogging

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thought I’d talk about my interpretation of unpleasant because yes (also I might make an ask blog about it)

Ok so lord timeee!! Content warning for some really sensitive topics (genocide, murder, prostitution, implied abuse, etc.) so watch out.

so unpleasant gradient (aka gradie) was born because his mother was a prostitute (so was his dad but much less so) and his fathers parents found out so they made him marry her, obviously that does shit and eventually when he turned 7 his father left and he was left along and u can kindddaaa imagine what happeneds when ur left with this type of mom whis also an alcoholic and smoker…yeahhh, so he gets two sibs (one if them is older the other is younger, same mom) pleasant gradient (older, named penny) and monotomous graident (younger, named mono) who took care of him when his mother escaped without him at 11 years old including a third sibling who used to take care of him when he was a toddler but ran away from home due to his mom (they were mutated gradient). (gradie has a shit ton, you can imagine why lmao) but he only sees it once and never again, so the three brothers have to survive the famine and genocide going around (it started before gradie was even born) but obviously u can imagine what happens in this typa scenerio (gradie had to almost say bye bye to half of his body bc of a bomb at 12 and watch penny die and mono run away then escape at 15 (the scars dwindled over time dw but it’s still there )) and then there is an opurtunity to escape the country with a bus, but theres only one bus ticket, so a random woman gives it to gradie and sends him off bc she knows he has the most potential and promises to find him (its been 45 years he still hasnt seen them) here’s art of what he looked like back then:

so after he escaped he rebuild his life in the land equivalent of AMERICUH and he attends this high school and he falls in love with builderman but decides not to confess and they both decide to graduate together and try getting it big, builderman did it by building the robloxia community and gradie byt writing his experiences with genocide and hiking high feets no one reached, like he won some guinness world record and some new york times bestseller thing- my guy was packed!!!…..until he got hit by a truck and couldnt do anything anymore (sad 💔) ON TOP OF THAT builderman married jane doe and had thier kid (infected) and graide would by to babysit infected since he was a wee little baby.

so kasper got infected at his 12th birthday. But the infected turns him into a vicious furry or whatever (werewolf if you want) and the first time that happened, he fucking ate his parents and gradie literally just came by to give them lasagna and infecteds present, so now his parents are dead, and graide decides to adopt infected (who hates it lol) and they just raise infected while tryna deal with his furry issue (his furry issue caused him to eat his own cat and some residents) and graide is just like tryna fucking hold himself together bc if the kid u had to babysit thats from ur one sided gay lover who married a fugly woman decides to kill yo one sided gay lover and u had to adopt him I wouldve eaten my organs)

and that’s basically it! Expect an ask blog for him soon this week or before I die lol

toodaloo!

#regretevator #roblox #lore dump #headcanon #interpertation #writing #unpleasant gradient #Infected #infected regretevator #unpleasant regretevator

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What are your top-3 werewolf tropes (popular or obscure) or things you wish to see more in stories about/with werewolves?

ooo rly interesting question and surprisingly tough for me to answer.. i think 'tropes i hate' are probably easier to identify LOL but for some tropes i like hmmm:

i tend to enjoy werewolf transformations however it goes in that universe's werewolf lore, whether its painful and bone breaky and screamy or painful but feels good afterward or magical and painless or whatever, i think theyre all cool and they can all say a lot abt how u want ur werewolves to be viewed and what ur trying to say w them. i think my personal favorite is like, there is some level of pain but more than anything its a RELIEF to get to shift so its worth the pain. theres lots of things in life like that and growing up i could relate a lot to feeling like i was ready to burst out of my 'shell' as in body into who i REALLY was. on multiple levels lol

pack as being a better version of family was a huge one for me as a kid. i didnt have a good home life or childhood so i dreamed of finding out i was a werewolf and getting to run away and live in the woods as a wolf with a group of ppl that loved me, that was better than 'family' and meant more. tho it should also be stated this was more like a fantasy scenario for KID me; as an adult i love political dramas in fiction so complicated pack politics seem really fun to write now. i still wrote them to an extent when i was younger into my werewolf stories too but more than anything i had the dream of it being like a total freedom and actually getting to be loved as who you really were thing. i also like werewolf universes where they DONT rly have either packs of groups that function as packs, whatever works for the narrative and lore the best, but i loved the whole pack thing a lot growing up

i love werewolves being able to be used to represent so many things.. this isnt rly a trope in particular but i love the expressiveness and creativity and originality and fluidity their stories can have and i think its rly cool how many ppl can be compelled by them and attracted to the potential in these stories. theres so MUCH you can do w them that goes incredibly underutilized. if i wanted to always write a different way of looking at or approaching or relating real human experiences to werewolves, or even just slightly different ways the werewolves function (and you have so many different KINDS of werewolves; dif levels of animal and human mind combo as a four legged wolf, furry anthro werewolves, beast werewolves, etc) i would never run out of material or alternative ideas. thereis so much that can make a werewolf story a werewolf story and a werewolf a werewolf. theres so many personal reasons ive always loved and felt connected to them. this is partly getting into the 'what id love to see' thing, but just HUGE massive potential in writing abt stuff like disability for example that u just never see. werewolves r smth ive always rly deeply loved a lot and been fascinated with and i think it shows in how like Personal me talking abt werewolves tends to get lol. this wasnt rly a trope but im counting it

for more things i want more in werewolf stories.. lots of stuff specific and niche to me personally lol, but i want them to stop being so goddamn cisgender i think werewolf stories r one of those things where the way gender is handled is so unneccessarily bad SO much of the time for no reason i can see. i guess ppl want to be '''realistic''' to animals but gender does Not work like that for animals so theyre just being annoying for no reason. theres a lot of gender essentialism in a lot of werewolf stuff? which is incredibly grating. and obviusly shitty

anyway as a dif thing one of my biggest qualms w werewolf stories is that i rly dislike the incorrect 'alpha' dynamics + crazy aggression of the pack members against each other like werewolves r Biologically Evil thing that shows up a lot in werewolf stories by ppl who dont know anything abt wolves or wolf pack dynamics, or just dont care i guess. i dont care abt 'alpha/omega' shit at all i never write that kinda stuff. so i want more things that Dont use that. lol

id love to see more werewolves who Like being werewolves lol. being realistic abt like the pros and the cons here but there is NO reason why there r so few stories abt werewolves who actually like being werewolves or at least like some aspects of it. theres not enough furries writing these things i guess. oh i forgot to mention i like never think of lycanthropy as a 'curse' unless im writing it For A Reason. other characters viewing it as a curse while the werewolf doesnt, thats another story. i think its just boring and too like horror werewolf tropey to me. being able to turn into a wolf man is not a curse what the hell thats like the coolest power ever. i see ppl complaining abt how werewolves r 'too happy to just realize they have cool powers and start killing ppl they dont like for fun, i want to see them be SAD abt it' but i dont actualy see the 'enjoying murdering for fun' a lot in media so idk what theyre talking abt. i guess horror, maybe, where the werewolves r the villains? i see way more of them moping abt how hard it is to be cursed to be a furry. bite ME then if you hate it so much

i could keep going but i am gonna cut myself off now lol, tysm for asking! i could say lots more but its 2 am lol

#dord-the-whimsical-creature #asks #werewolves

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Hi it’s phurry anon! I don’t have any well put opinions myself; I’ve just been thinking about how for a long while the jokes just went into an unnecessarily sour/mean territory at least in my ears and definitely in the phandom (exactly what you mentioned in the tags of your previous reply!). It does seem like the tone has mellowed out (especially since coming out and the dapg revival) and that they’ve started leaning into it for real. I don’t think they were ever purposefully mean-mean abt it though, like I’d draw a comparison between the overly mean tone abt furries & 2012 Being Straight-business; not that they’re exactly the same, but it feels like being in the same vein to me (and phandom meanness is obviously its own thing). Anyway I love the development I’m a dnp furry truther 4ever <3

Sorry about the wall of text. I’m not really into furry stuff myself so I’ve wondered if it’s just me being too sensitive/etc, I’d love to hear your (/other peoples) thoughts!

anon you are absolutely correct, as someone who was kind of on the short end of the stick wrt phannies being weirdly mean about furries. like it was always in a Just Kidding tone but like, you can tell when people are arent actually just kidding and just straight up think youre weird :) i highly doubt dnp were ever trying to be actually mean about it, but also the bullying of furries was just kind of a universally accepted thing in internet culture for a while as like, people only saw it as a weird sexual thing. and while i'm not gonna deny that sex and nsfw content is a part of some people's enjoyment of it 1) it's anthropomorphic which means HUMANIZED and not actual animals and 2) that's not all there is to enjoying furry stuff or being a furry or whatever. ultimately, it's just self expression. it's being able to imagine a version of yourself that doesn't have to have anything to do with what you are like in real life, it's not a coincidence that furries tend to be queer and neurodivergent. idk if dnp are "Actually Furries" whatever that means, but there isnt just one way to Be A Furry. for example there are so many different art styles, some closer to western disney cartoons, some more anime, some that look like realistic animals and some that are just Symbols or Suggestions of animals. theres also levels of anthro LMAO like, human boy with cat ears and tail to straight up warrior cat, and plenty of places to fall in between. so i think dnp just land closer to the human boy with cat ears side of the scale (which tbh i dont consider "furry" but i do think is like, when you keep joking about it theres a point where its not a joke..... and i think that point is when ur putting crash bandicoot and robin hood in ur crushes tier lists)

#myrambles #sorry im like this lol #also wrt their slightly mean to furry antics and closetedness:#idk if u can make that a direct comparison but like i said #furries tend to be queer and nd so SHRUG

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funkygaypeopleinmyphone · 3 months

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K so we all know that one post thats like "I use whether or not someone hates furries as a litmus test for if they're a bad person or not" thats along the the lines of "if you hate furries it has a 99% chance of bleeding into other people you dont understand, like queer people or people from different cultures. And I think this is incredibly relevant given the situation we're in in general. In Oklahoma, theres a bill being proposed that would ban furries from schools, and if their parents don't pick them up after getting in trouble *fucking animal control* would come pick them up like an animal. Obviously fucking disgusting. However, a youtuber I used to like a while back and have fallen out pretty heavily with for his anti-furry views recently put out a community post on Youtube (I was still subbed to him because I was lazy, I unsubbed after this shit) stating that its a "duty to protect your kids and support this bill if you live in Oklahoma" which is also fucking disgusting. Ruben Sim, fuckin nasty and its clear he's entirely fostering a community thats vehemently anti-furry and honestly I'm pretty tired of this kind of shit at this point. Also, another thing was I recently saw a pretty nasty post from a reactionary Twitter account supporting Jan 6th and what not, make a post putting a furry in the Air Force on blast for fursuiting at work which gave their name and where they worked, which is pretty damn dangerous. Overall its just disgusting seeing this kind of hate. However the thing to keep in mind is that furries as it stands are kind of on thin ice compared to a lot of other communities. Furries are easy targets given how out-of-norm they are compared to even queer people. And well, we're the canary in the mine at this point. People who hate furries for just existing seem to have a very high chance of being fash/sympathetic to fash propaganda which is incredibly dangerous. They take that step to start legislating against furries and it takes hold, its only downhill from here on out. You bet you ass it'll be in conjunction with heavier legislation against queer rights given how intertwined either community is. Today its banning furry students from schools, tomorrow its banning trans kids from public life and/or transitioning. Then they're going after trans adults and other general queer people. Other'd groups are going to get burnt by this. Sure furries can be cringe. Sure some furries can be disgusting. But so can anyone else. Just because some cringe or disgusting people put on fursuits doesn't change the fact that allowing these people to demonize entire groups of people is clear acts of hate and erasure. Even potential genocide if its not actively combated.

#i say this as a trans pan furry #and before anyone says “oh but what about palestinians” aboslutely we need to care about them and every other oppressed person #but we need to keep in mind what is also happening internally and understand we can fight for both at the same time

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hi ive never heard of pool toy anon, however i am a pool toy furry (hence the sqrk ! in my bio) and my personal reasons for enjoying pool toy-ness is a mix between both childish interests and adult activities + my therian identity

i am inherently drawn to being a nonhuman, im a crow, a salmon, some electric thing, and also a pool toy !

and bcuz of my childhood i frequently engage in childlike stuff to reclaim what i wasnt given to me as a kid, and pool toys are cute, silly, safe, and happy. the adult aspects i wont go into too much detail as i am not sure if kids follow u + its not necessary to go into my sex life, but the short of it is i like strange stuff, it goes hand in hand with kink things which is also a furry and therian thing for me. a lot of Me goes hand in hand with each other actually, even tho being a furry or being therian doesnt nessecarily mean ull be into it, thats just for me yknow ?

i hope thisll illuminate some context, however if ud wanna learn more about other pool toy things theres this awesome documentary about pool toy furries (which thankfully isnt one of those Erm arent these guys Weiirdddd ?! kinda doc) called "Inflatables and the adults who love collecting them" on Ash Coyote's channel, who also made another furry doc that i also recommend which goes over general furry fandom history !

oh! this is neat. thanks for the info

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dinodogs · 7 days

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Hi!! so theres a lot of negativity going around lately and I really wanted to share my experiences as someone who essentially grew up as a furry, and attended a lot of cons in my youth.

I went to my first con at around 11, chaperoned by my mom and a friend. I went in a shitty home made fursuit that fell apart a year later, but I was sooo proud of it at the time. I think about that con experience a lot, I think its probably the best one I'd ever had. Despite me being very visibly young, I was treated with respect. I tried to stay out of the way and not be an annoying kid because I'd heard con horror stories. It was the first time in my life I felt truly welcomed by a community, I was allowed to participate in games and panels and it was such a wonderful experience. Around the time of the fursuit parade I had no idea what to do and was really anxious tbh. I couldn't bring my friend with me, she had been my rock through the few rough patches of the con, and I was kinda stranded not knowing what to go or what to do.

A group of older furries ended up coming over and volunteering to chaperone me through the parade. No, they were never asked to do this, they willingly volunteered and its still one of my all time favorite con memories. They took me through the parade and made sure I made it back to my mom and friend safely. I honestly think about them a lot, I dont know any of their names but I hope they're all doing well now.

That con was a huge turning point in my life, after spending a whole weekend hanging out with others and having fun and meeting people I got really into creating furry art and art in general. Not to get all corny, but the furry community is the only place growing up that I felt like I truly belonged and a large part of it was that con being so welcoming.

I didn't get the chance to go to many cons after that, that con is still the only out of state furry convention I've gone too, i went to some comic cons but I didn't get the chance to go to another furry con till I was 16 and a local con opened up. I had so, so much fun at that con too. I was a bit older and a bit more mature so I got to take part in the community even more, and despite being younger I was treated with the same respect I was when I was even younger. This time I went with my aunt and the same friend from before.

It was just as great of an experience, this time I even had a less awful fursuit, and theres sooo many stories I could tell from that weekend. The only bad experience was when an older adult invited my friend (also 16 but to be fair she looked 19) to an 18+ room party, after which we both got stickers that stated we were minors on our badges.

Its so incredibly important to have space kids can just be kids, where young furries can take part in the community and feel welcomed. I get it, kids can be annoying, and I get that some parents try and shove the responsibility of their kids onto others. Which sucks and I've actually had happen more then once, but just because some kids misbehave or some parents suck doesn't mean every child or every teenager deserves to be barred from a space thats supposed to be welcoming.

I get wanting to party and discuss adult things but yall have your spaces. Its what room parties and after darks are for. I get cons (especially on in vegas of all places) being 21+, I very much see the benefit of a lot of cons being adult only, but barring kids from the space just feels sad. yknow? Kids are humans too, kids deserve to have fun weekends and spend time with their friends and dress up as giant animals and hug and take pictures with their favourite fursuiters.

It just makes me sad to think i could've missed out on such an amazing experiences cause some adults dislike kids or can't handle being normal around them.

#personal #loooong post #furry

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askglitchtrapsfolies · 4 months

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Ok so first ask blog surrounding my fnaf au let me just give a small breakdown of the main character groups yall can choose to ask questions from (this might expand later)

Leader class aka Springbonnie (the pfp)

springs in my au is a motherly figure who manages everything in the pizzeria, from therapy to talent shows.

The kids

Cassidy: personality is mostly the same from canon, shes extremely vengeful, hates even the mention of murderers, and is cold and calculated when it comes to her schemes. Shes the honorary leader of the mc and will not hesitate to get rid of anyone if they even show a possibility of ruining her plans. The other kids absolutely agree with her sentiment they just dont say it out loud like she does.

Elizabeth: where do we even start with her? She’s foul mouthed, spoiled and very mean. This was how she was able to thrive in the environment of the Afton household before she died. Also straight up william’s twin sometimes, they’re both overdramatic and never take responsibility for their actions.

Glitchcult (aka the people glitchtrap took over)

Iza: the current manager at the pizzaplex, Iza is a child studies major and furry whos suit is now alive thanks to glitchtrap.

Vanny (theres like 3 in my au lmao): extremely silly but also ruthless as hell, there are 3 vannies because glitchtrap likes having a replacement just in case one dies. It also helps with alibis.

#fnaf au #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #ask blog #fnaf ask blog #send asks #asks open

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