#and told me to taste it

[mattastr0phic]

REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALS EXPOSURE THERAPY

#sarge WILL still laugh at them and be concerned for simmons's taste. yes he is still bisexual in MY rvb #to be clear he just thinks he's being Better Gay than everyone else #“whats more honorably homosexual than fighting alongside and dying in your fellow man's arms” -sarge probably #kudos if you read the tags and got my bisexual sarge thoughts #it's me. your local guy who spedrun rvb and its fandom #grimmons #dick simmons #richard simmons #dexter grif #simmons rvb #sarge rvb #grif rvb #red vs blue #rvb #rvb doodles #kaikaina grif #lavernius tucker #leonard church #michael j caboose #franklin delano donut #doc rvb #agent carolina #i told myself i wouldnt tag everyone and then i tagged everyone #unhealthy habits do not replicate

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x01 | requested by Anonymous

#here ya go! 💚 #Rick Grimes #Michonne #Richonne #* #rg #S9 #me too mich me too #impeccable taste #nice rack rick #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕 #Papa Bear 🐻💖 #i too would just cradle his pec while he told me about his problems #i got u babe #D O M E S T I C #hello welcome to the tour #on your left you will see A MAN™ #hello effortless flawless masculine energy

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

It is funny to me how much arguing there was between people trying to speculate on Ryoko Kui’s sexuality and people saying it’s literally none of our business. Then she uploads art where she draws a bunch of elves from video games and refers to multiple of the of the elven women as “her wife” or “fell in love at first sight”. And yet in a twitter thread about it I still saw people saying that referring to women as your wife could be straight woman behavior actually (???)

#i agree it’s not right to speculate on a creators sexuality and stuff #but like. she wasn’t exactly being ambiguous #lesbian. bisexual. whatever. that tiny astarion in the corner told me all I need to know that her taste is quite good actually #(drawing all the elf women and calling them hot and her wife and then making astarion tiny in the corner like ‘oh he’s an elf too i guess’

[vasira96]

can't stop daydreaming about a soulslike zelda game yall i'm so normal about this

#vasira rambles #don't mind me #it's the themes of unbreakable cycles slowly destroying the world for me #how perfectly does the hero of time fall into the souls story tropes #i love how mailable souls games are when it comes to their narratives #the way story is woven into the gameplay is *chefs kiss* #u don't understand how badly i want this #like mechanically yea i want it to be like dark souls or bloodborne but i want the story to be told like it's done in souls games too #princess zelda could be the maiden who lvls up link #also link should be a customizable character but the name should be locked #i need to go to sleep but i need you to taste my dreams #for they are delicious

[bonefall]

Does leopard still have 3 lives in her final battle? Or was that changed?

Yep. I think she drowned her once, then Leopardstar lunges up refreshed, and she gets the upper paw on Mistyfoot with 2 lives to go.

(MAYBE tw gore, but I really did try to be tasteful about a head being smashed on a rock.)

On her back, splashing and thrashing furiously against Leopardstar's claws dunking her head under, Mistyfoot glimpses a wave breaking just over the tip of a stone-blue rock. Her only chance.

With a surge of power, her claws sink into her leader's golden shoulder and they tumble and roll to the right. Before the tyrant even realizes what's happening, she's yanked up, and then whipped backwards with a wet CRUNCH

And then again

And again

And again, until Mistyfoot can't even make out what's left of her leader anymore. All she can see is that it's a red, brown, and yellow blur, because her eyes burning with salty tears and her whole body is trembling.

She drops the corpse onto the stone and it slides into the water, lifelessly. After a moment it spasms aimlessly one last time, like an insect does after its head is bitten off, unlike the deliberate, agonized throes of Tigerstar suffering through his doomed lives. And then it's still.

There's only the tranquil sound of bubbling water, and Mistyfoot's frenzied panting. Her pounding heart makes it hard to hear either.

The blood is carried off by the shallow water in scarlet swirls, but the lake runs pale red as if it's washing it away. Some were aware of this prophecy, but Mistyfoot was not.

It isn't closure to her, or a fulfillment of divine decree. It's just blood that should be on her paws, slicked away by the complicit river. She wished it could feel like it's over, but she's smart enough to know the truth. Has been through enough terrible events like this to understand what comes next.

Her body will move foward. Her mind will need to consider her deputy. Her paw will come down on code-defying cats like Blackclaw and Greenflower. But her heart will stay here, next to the remains of Leopardstar, the same way another piece of it remains at Stonefur's side across space and time.

#Tw gore #Juuuust in case but I did try to stay tasteful #While also trying to write it as gut-wrenchingly violent as I imagine in my head #Because it's important that it haunts her #The kill wasn't pretty and clean. It was awful. She didn't want this. It wasn't heroic #'Why did you do this to me? Why did you make this so cruel?' #'Why was the last thing you ever did to me such a horrible command as a leader?' #'And why did I obey your orders until the bitter bitter end?' #'How could you turn my defiance into a new kind of cruel obediance? Did I not suffer ENOUGH for you?' #'And now there is no head to bury with your body. I am cursed with the last memory of your face. I alone will know how you looked at me' #'That the last expression on your face wasn't pain or confusion or realization.' #'It was all fury. For me.' #OF COURSE tho I will continue to make funny rock jokes until the day I die lmaoo #Duality of Bones #Hmm maybe when I get to this in BB!TNP I'll be quick and objective about it and save the Misty Emotions for like... #I miss how the field guides used to have stories told in 1st person. #It would be fun to have a BB!Mistystar Speaks #Because I do LOVE writing Misty's verbose and philosophical speeches. #As you can see from the tags lmao #BB!Mistystar #Better bones au

[commsroom]

making hera manage a space station is inhumane. she's supposed to be creating unmarketable art. post-canon hera makes like fifteen dollars a month off niche experimental multimedia poetry zines, eiffel is begging people to listen to his music on bandcamp (between an assortment of jobs that would be perfectly fine, if he could hold any of them for longer than two months), and they are both so, so lucky minkowski cares about them so much.

#wolf 359 #w359 #hera wolf 359 #doug eiffel #i've said things like this to friends before but it's important to me #hera is good at math by nature of her brain being. a computer that is wired up to other computers. #but none of that what she WANTS to do. jobs for which the only requirement is having no pulse. etc... #eiffel and hera are meant to be minkowski's slacker roommates #hera needs to make friends with musicians who are making equally niche and unmarketable stuff #and she recommends it to eiffel whose taste is way too normal #and she's like i told them about your music too!! and he's like oh... great... <- sweating because he knows how devastatingly uncool #all of these people think he is. #this would be good for her.

[sleepyminty]

No wonder Marshall Lee and Fionna is so close like family, had Marceline and Fionna met they would definitely sister

#adventure time #adventure time:fionna and cake #fionna and cake #ep 8 had me weak #simon tell his love story to comfort fionna remind me when i was little where dad told me his corny love stories to me so it resonates me #this is such a father-daughter dynamic between simon and fionna #since technically he is #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #marceline #marceline the vampire queen #betty you lucky dog #marshall lee and fionna relationship is the closest thing to simon daughter interaction #adventure time spoilers #ice king #simon petrikov the single mom #episode 8: jerry #also it maybe corny love stories but i have shit taste in love stories when i was little ok #or maybe fionna and marshal lee bond over their terrible mother just a thought #pls let them meet

[nacrelysis]

taxian-jun is so wild...he's a cursed tyrant. he's a retired guy competing with a dog for his husband's attention. he's a mass murderer (reformed). he calls his garden his harem. he's egotistical and overconfident. he decides to become the valley's best farmer because he lost one (1) livestock show that he entered randomly. he's the vengeful immortal emperor of a past life. he resorts to purposefully disorganizing mo-zongshi's qiankun bag so he can't find anything on his days. he mastered the forbidden techniques in secret to deploy an empire. he's diligently studying the postpartum care of sows. a girl lied about him getting her pregnant so he offered to take responsibility by kicking her in the stomach. he is a househusband.

#taxian jun #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #二哈和他的白猫师尊 #2ha #erha #chu wanning #楚晚宁 #mo ran #默燃 #i really truly can't with this man #hes. hes truly the most pathetic of them all #local dictator retires to become a sow farmer 💀 #chu wanning get better taste in men challenge (j) #pretty sure he also told hua binan he had a case of small dick but don't quote me

[sandinabottle]

He's feelin evil, I guess.

Shattered Dream human version because yeah; the idea refused to leave my mind.

#a dubious little creature getting up to mischief #someone told me he tastes like granny smith apples #and I trust them #undertale #undertale au #sans #sans au #utmv #dream sans #shattered dream #my art #art #fanart #dreamtale #shattered dream sans #utmv au #utmv sans #utmv fanart #dream!sans #sans aus #undertale fanart #undertale fandom #dreamtale dream

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[markantonys]

i don't know if i'll ever be over the greek tragedy shit of mat hearing that he's fated to stab rand, avoiding rand to protect him and in so doing making rand think that mat has abandoned him, then rolling up at a battle to save rand's life only to accidentally stab him just like the prophecy foretold. sophocles is shaking.

#the ROMANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! #wot #wot on prime #the wheel of time #cauthor #mat cauthon #rand al'thor #i eat up accidental self-fulfilling prophecies every time they make me crazy #and there were not enough of those in the books for my taste. some! but not enough (for me) #instead it was mostly #'ah shit i hate that X is fated but it is so i'm going to actively try to cause it to happen even though i don't want it to happen' #that's all well & good for stuff like rand grimly trying to fulfill TDR/TLB-related prophecies for Duty's Sake i do fuck with that #but when you bring that kind of Prophecy Attitude into more personal matters that's where you lose me #like if this had happened in the books mat would've stabbed rand on purpose just because min told him it was inevitable djkfg

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

#no one at work knows my taste in music #they don't know what movies i like #i wear the same three shirts on repeat #and they're my boyfriend's shirts #none of them know about my hobbies #and they don't know the sound of my real voice #spy level disguise #first time my man saw me made up he thought it was kiss cosplay and my mom told me to leave him lmao #it was a joke #but the pain was real lol

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

fun ghoul is a pepsi drinker. kobra likes coke of the cherry variety specifically (bc hes so fucking in love) and party likes either fanta or mountain dew. and jet loves dr pepper

#this is all real and true and canon actually trust me they told me themselves #danger days #danger days headcanons #fun ghoul #party poison #kobra kid #jet star #my headcanons #and yes jet is a dr pepper enjoyer bc she's my favorite and therefore has the best taste. shut up about it

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Ep. Nine] Something Familiar!

I don’t wanna know, just what I’m gonna do… I don’t care where you’re goin’ - I’m comin’ along with you.

First Rose, and now our very First Kiss of the season!? 💋 Congratulations, Daíthi! 🥂 @buglaur

[ Part 2/2 ] 🌹

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #daithi murray by buglaur #|| #losing. my. MIND 🤪🤪🤪 THIS MAKES ME SO CRAZY THESE CAPS MAKE ME SOOOO #daniel breaking out his personal portable record player 👀 dan bringing along his kings of leon vinyls 👀 #this man has some yt ass music taste im sorry #but oh my GOD #they chatted and danced together for the rest of the night 🥹 they sat by the fire and #cracked beers and told stories and talked about their lives and #enthused about beer brewing and the fitness skill fhdhdh #dai is the life of the party when he starts to feel himself and it totally showed!!! #daniel is more than a little enamored with his energy fhdhdh #he wanted to kiss him right out of the gate 🥹 dhshdhs #i can’t even fhdhd i can’t FUNCTION #some of my favorite shots of the whole show are in these dates i swear man #!! I COULD LOOK AT THESE ALL DAY look @ that muscle shirt on him mwah #i’m at a bday dinner for family so i’ll be home later!! 💕 #also blame the rng gods/daniel for dai being our first guy a lot okay its not MEEEE 😩 #they have a lot in common but they also differ in their active/laziness just enough like #daniel finds daithi incredibly charming and he’s enraptured by everything he says fhdhd #river mattodore is correct in saying that dan is a listener 💕 he always has been!! #but it also serves as the perfect smokescreen of not talking about himself 👀 #so we’ll see how that goes as the challenge advances mwehehehe

[handweavers]

my oldest friend from canada visited me here for a couple weeks earlier in the month and it was her first time outside of north america and she wanted to see the place i'm from that she's heard so much about all our lives and she was telling me that all the white people she knows (she's also white) were confused when she told them she's going to malaysia they were like "why are you going there? what even is there lol" and they had no idea where it even is, but whenever she told asians she was going to malaysia the reaction was one of excitement and celebration. and she was really nervous travelling so far and when she was here she was quiet a lot just taking everything in, and asking me questions about everything, history and culture and my family etc and i answered as much as i could, and after she left she told me she understands why i care so much for this place, why it matters to me, because it matters to her now too, and she feels sad because she misses it already, and that she wants to come back some day. and that meant so much to me, and i feel very lucky to have her as my friend. that she took this so seriously and to heart and that she understands in a very real sense why i miss it so much when i'm in canada, and to feel known and understood in a greater way by her. i love her very much

#she also told me she genuinely prefers malaysia to singapore (a woman of taste) #seeing her in asia and how she spoke to people and really genuinely tried to pick up some bahasa... #i respect her greatly but it made me respect her even more #and only grew my appreciation for her

[chaotic-neutral-ferret]

every friend group has a goth one, the punk, and how the hell did we pick up a cowboy

#this is about the triumvirate #okay so maybe this is just me projecting my music tastes on them #but i refuse to be told otherwise #mcspirk #? maybe #vague thoughts of gay people are always haunting my posts #star trek #star trek tos #spock #s’chn t’gai spock #jim kirk #captain kirk #bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #ferret rambles