Skibidi Toilet fanfic idea (because I thought it was kinda funny)
A cameraman is sent by the Alliance to scout out a section of city to build an outpost on. Unfortunately, his tablet breaks/dies and he has no other way to contact home base, so his only option is to hunker down and hope the Alliance comes back for him.
The dude hates waiting and gets bored VERY quickly, so he starts watching whatever stray toilets are roaming around outside in the hopes of them easing his boredom. Surprisingly, they do! The little shits get up to all kinds of weird entertaining shenanigans when there aren't any Alliance members around. Very amused, the cameraman starts making his own little amateur documentary, taking note of any interesting behaviors he notices.
The name of the fic? Toilet Watching. It's like birdwatching, but the birds are toilets and are horrid little abominations that will bite you.
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the guest in today's gmmore is so giggly and fun and honestly really great at guessing!!
and wow, she had the Full Fan Service which is inclusive of: Link smacking his lips right by your ear, Rhett aggressively yelling his answers by your other ear, and Link aggressively pulling off your blindfold at the end of the game
i love that for her, she is so lucky
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The team behind as1one, led by longtime music executives Ken Levitan and James Diener, envisioned a Middle Eastern version of BTS, and in the effort to create it, Israeli and Palestinian casting directors had held auditions in major cities and tiny villages throughout Israel in 2021.
Finally, a message for peace Tumblr could get behind: I/P-op
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Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Episode 30 Review
Originally posted December 9th, 2015
Six stories coalesce and get satisfying resolutions.
“Freeza: The Final Cut” is the most densely plotted episode of Dragonball Z: Abridged that I’ve reviewed (and also, if memory serves, that Team Four Star has released). There are around six different story threads all intersecting at various points that we’re made to keep up with, and the fluidity with which Team Four Star moves between the stories and their intersections is downright impressive; the most apt comparison to make here is to compare “Freeza” to an episode of the early seasons of Game of Thrones.1
We’re given a focal point for this episode early on in King Kai, who is telepathically keeping an eye on everyone involved while simultaneously forming a master plan to undo all the damage caused by Freeza. It’s pretty damn clever too: while Goku distracts Freeza, he has Mr. Popo gather the Dragonballs on earth and wish back to life everyone who was killed by Freeza and his women and men, restoring most of Namek’s population.
Of course, this is thrown into disarray when Freeza decides to detonate the planet, but thankfully, Super Kami Guru restarts his heart just in time for Dende to wish everyone to safety on earth. After that, King Kai returns to watching Goku battle Freeza, where he is endlessly frustrated by his “star pupil’s” stupidity.
Goku and Freeza, of course, spend most of the episode doing battle, with Goku’s pain over Krillin’s death causing him to transform into the “Hope of the Omniverse,” a Super Saiyan. And in a snap, Goku becomes tactical, forceful, and utterly terrifying, demanding Gohan return Piccolo to the spaceship immediately.
MasakoX brings an intensity to Super Saiyan Goku that we’ve never seen before, and rewatching this, I was honestly a little frightened by Goku, as his newfound rage and determination means that he could do just about anything. This also brought a new layer to his dynamic with Freeza, and watching as Goku slowly beat the shit out of an ever more desperate Freeza was incredibly satisfying.
The other four stories we follow play small but important parts. As Vegeta is resurrected, he rushes to the Dragonballs, proclaiming that immortality is finally his. Dende of course, makes his wish first, and Vegeta is transported back to earth with most everyone else, and upon arrival, decides to strike fear into the hearts of the Namekians and flirt with Bulma a little. Gohan flies Piccolo to safety and rescues Bulma before being teleported back to earth and getting to spend time with Dende as they wait for the Dragonballs to regenerate.
Dende of course, ruins Freeza’s chance at immortality by wishing his people to safety, and after he summons Porunga, we get a great moment where he confesses his love for Gohan, only to freak out at Gohan’s lack of a response and wish all of his people to their new planet. And the Namekians themselves show us a new side, as Super Kami Guru confesses to being responsible for the slaughter of their Albino brethren, and being subsequently killed and eaten by the new Grand Elder. The Namekian’s subsequent time on earth is great too, with their golf tournament being delightful to watch.
Out of all these stories, the only two that feel a little dull are Vegeta’s and Gohan’s, as they end up not being particularly important in the long run, since Vegeta’s wish is foiled as usual and the risk of Gohan not getting off Namek is undone by Dende’s wish. Dende’s cleverness and confession of love work wonderfully however, and the revelation that Super Kami Guru is not just an asshole, but a genocidal asshole, is incredibly satisfying, as is his death and subsequent cannibalization. “Freeza” in general, is a very satisfying episode, with even the less perfect stories coalescing as part of the whole; this is a damn fine way to end a season of a webseries.
Rating: 4.5/5
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Stray Observations
1The only major difference is in the complexity of character motivation in each show, though Goku’s priority shift upon going Super Saiyan gives Ned Stark’s abandonment of personal honor a run for its money.
Is it just me, or is Goku’s pose when he first goes Super Saiyan reminiscent of Dio?
King Kai: “I can’t believe it! Goku has become the one and only Super Saiyan! Right?”
Narrator: “…Yeah…”
King Kai: “You hesitated there for a second.”
“So this is what counts for omnipotence these days.”
Mr. Popo: “I’m so f***ing high right now!”
Namekian: “And now that I have devoured Guru, I have become the new Grand Elder!”
Krillin: “Huh. Seems legit.”
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